disappointing edition
All of your N9ne hatred (due to jealousy) only makes N9ne stronger. He's 22 and played behind an injured O-line for most of the season. Keep seething about my N9ne and my Kangz.
$55M/yr btw
Fifty. Five. Million.
I invented Sam darnit
>>1532653049 is so bad, they think Anthony Richardson might be the better option
>>153265345DO IT
>>153265345>yeah butkwab
My Rammies :)
DRAKE, BUSH'S BAKED BEANS SPONSORED ME SO GET IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND EAT THE BEANS
>>153265345>Rumors>keep an eye on>might be>may be>couldffs, it's not even draft season yet.
>>153265364forgot my pic
>>153265372thinkin bout thos
>>153265372>>153265364Just want to say I appreciate the whole "DRAKE EAT YOUR BUTTERNUT LOW FAT OATMEAL COOKIES" meme
>>153265372Will she still love him if he loses?
HARBAUGH HIRED A WOMAN TO RUN MY FOOTBALL TEAM
>>153265425Allen's wife stil does. R-right?
>Cardinals are hiring Nathaniel Hackett as their offensive coordinator.I knew it was too good to be true. We're still gonna be ass and get booty blasted next season
>>153265443Aaron's wife is consoling him as we speak.
>>153265345>experts were saying NE should trade back and take McCarthy instead of Maye at 3
>>153265372Drake maye maye
>>153265487No one was saying this
Why would Bezos be able to buy the Seahawks if Prime is a broadcaster? Conflict of interest.
>>153265475>No QBNo shit (excavated from your bowls after the booty blast)
>>153265495I said it. Now what you fucking gaylord liar?
>>153265475Fred Warner on Amon Ra's podcast>“You ever see that meme with the dragons where it’s the 3 dragons and then you got the dragon over there with his tongue out and the goggly eyes? Unfortunately that’s the Cardinals right now.”
Soon...
>Drake Maye idolized Rodgers growing up>Meanwhile Stroud said he'd rather have Eli Manning's career over Rodgers's checks out
>>153265179About fucking time. I've been saying he should get in the HoF for a long time now, I was surprised when I first learned he wasn't already in.
>>153265541OHHHHH 6 7
If Craig is in then that opens the floodgates. Weakest HoFer since Hester
>>153265575>Hester>weak hof pickLol. Lmao even
>>153265506Then you're retard
>>153265588He provided probably 500 times less value to his teams than Philips Rivers did to his
Shitting on niggers heads
>>153265593What about his retard?
>>153265372Baked beans recipeA.K.A. letting Drake do anal tonight
>>153265610Please stop sharing my fetishes with everyone. That's private information.
>>153265597Philip Rivers has a worse HOF candidacy than Pat Statford gtfo
>>153265597>being the best return specialist of all time isn't valuable
>>153265626Yeah not really. You put Rivers on that bears team while giving them a Rex Grossman level returner and they walk to a SB.
>>153265635You're overestimating how much of a choker Rivers was
>>153265640>overestimating Underestimating I'm retarded kek
>>153265575I thought that same thing after they inducted Harold Baines into the baseball hall of fame. Fast forward to now, they’re still denying players with incredible resumes year after year. It’s just the voting committees being retarded.
The debate is over
I wonder how a Tua-led Rams would fare next year.
Ask kwesi about analytics.
If the NFL is all about safety, why did they get rid of the giant shoulder pads from the 80s and 90s?
>>153265304>>153265265Nine belonged in the Pro Bowl
>>153265675Style has a shelf life, anon.
>>153265672Seeing Kwesi Adofo-Mensah for the first time at the Vikings press conference was the shock of my lifeI was so hyped for the new GM that I cagily avoided all web columns, newspape articles, and all tabloids. If I walked by a billboard outside of the Vikings facility, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Minnesota Vikings football with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On that day I knew there was a balding head coach Kevin O'Connell (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which free agents were returning.When Kwesi first took his seat at the podium and revealed himself to the fanbase I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of reporters looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes NFL franchises will soften the blow by hiring a half cast like Jerry Reese... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback, right there next to the historic Vikings logo.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen weeks worth of team marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of web columns, newspape articles. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the tribesmen (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the Minnesota Vikings.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Vikings football died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo accepted the GM job and revealed his Lovecraftian face
>>153265679The "Pro" bowl lost any legitimacy when they allowed a QB with a negative TD/INT ratio into it.
>Andrew Luck has a 12-13 TD-INT ratio in the playoffs I swear to god I've never seen him get called a choker in my entire life
Where will he go?
>>153265720my bengals
>>153265304Das rite
>>153265682has nothing to do with style....
>>153265720'der to 'der
>>153265718He was basically Herbert with good PR
>>153265304I still belieb
if the league bans the tush push this off season, AJ barner and the seahawks "barnyard" in the SB may be the last time you ever see it
>>153265756bro, they need to keep their picks
>>153265739Imagine kayaking into Vikings building and then this is what you see you see it and see say>ohmmmm...>HEYYYYYYYYYY>don't distract me I'm meditating>HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS WILL YOU THROW FOR ME THIS WEEK??>did you know I have ADHD? its actually a superpower though>WHERE'S LOUIE?!? I KNOW THAT BITCH STOLE MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER>a lot of people don't talk about mental health but im not afraid to go there>EWWW MY UNIFORM HAS A WEIRD STAIN ON ITYea, im literally turning around and covering my bussy while walking out before finding a serious franchise to root for
>>153265372this girl and drake maye probably make jews seethe so much they are probably already in the process of setting her up with her own cooking show where she will cook with various black giganigga patriot players while drake is forced to giggle like a cuck in the corner. i guarantee something like this will happen in the future.
>>153265781Mariota to the Jets for hmmmmmmmmm 1 first and 2 thirds
Jalen Hurts is the best SB QB in history (minimum 2 games)
>>153265789He's a free agent, bro.
>>153265782Why do the Kangz make you seethe so much?
>>153265790nah thats joe montana
>>153265739>>153265782All the posts about Louie and N9ne were extremely fucking funny.
WORLD CHARGIE DOminaTION
>>153265720ravens. to be with his brothas
>>153265795Well fuck, we really don't have anyone to trade then, do we?
>>153265787Probably? Webms attacking a loving wife cooking for her loving husband have been filling this Epstein created honey pot. The NFL is shitting and pissing themselves rn as Maye looked amazing at practice with no shoulder issues.
>>153265797>laughing at a team means you're angry at themMassive flyover brain logic. Let me guess you haven't seen the ocean this year?
>>153265821>i'm surrounded by black and brown peoplekek.
>>153265655Guttyboys SEETHING that they picked the 49ers
>>153265720Diana Russini reported he wants to join Vrabes. Ring Chasing phase has started.https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/dianna-russini-dropped-the-maxx-crosby-update-every-patriots-fan-wanted-to-hear/ar-AA1VG1hX
>>153265818Nope, got to save picks this year. Especially since they don't have a 2nd
>>153265720Could use a little more pass rush tbqh.
>>153265831>Diana Russini reportedthen you can be assured it will never happen
>>153265831>Diana RussiniAh, the dumb cunt that tried to tell us all summer that Rodgers to the Vikings was 100% done deal.
>>153265830Chist due se sucan u cazz l'un' cu l'atr'!
>>153265832>Especially since they don't have a 2ndFuuuuuuuuck bro don't remind me. The only thing keeping me afloat is all that cap space. Maybe they should just buy some draft picks. Trade cash for draft capital
NEW>>153265610>>153265610>>153265610
>>153265849What was Rodgers' PFF grade?
>>1532658691 F, 1 A, 2 Gs, 1 O and a T.
>>153265905what are you implying
My favorite thing about Seattle is that JLo spouse-abuse movie where they move there at the end
>>153265916That he loves man-ass.
>>153265946This is the game that got Harbum fired
>>153265957Who doesn't?
>>153265720The rumors flying right now is that he's going to the Patriots. Gnosienne 1 by Erik Satie is an incredible piece that is full of profound emotion.
>>153265974Has there ever been a more cinema ending to a regular season?
>>153265941My favorite thing about Seattle is their lack of social skills
>>153265682>>153265831>>153265850>>153265869No wedding ring?
>>153265941m3gan takes place in seattle too
[bitchknees has left the chat]Kek what a lying Asperger's bitch
>>153265977Phillip Rivers, smacking man-ass isn't gay.
>>153265985Gymnopedie no 1 is the classic though
>Maxx Crosby contract is extremely tradable. Only $5M dead on the Raiders side. Inheriting team has $30M guaranteed in 2026, which is no problem. The rest of the contract is just $28M team options.
Was Drew Brees first name really Drew and not Andrew?
>>1532659862021 Chargers Raiders is the most kino final game of the season that has ever occurred and it isn't even close. It's singlehandedly the most based thing the Raiders organization has ever done and Derek Carr can retire with a smile on his face for having done it to his division rival. That alone secures him a spot in Raiders lore forever.
I just cant get hyped for this owl for some reason. I'm going to watch it, but I just don't expect it to be a good game at all.
>>153266135Yeah. But Eli is actually Elisha
>>153266135he is named after dallas WR drew pearson
>>153266138
>>153265372Beans beans good for your heartThe more you eat the more you fartThe more you fart the better you feelSo eat pinto beans with every meal
>>153266135He is named after actress Drew Barrymore.
>>153266135Drew is short for Drewjangus
>>153266135It's Drewtholomew
>>153266094Who's that orange kike psyop faggot in your picture?
>>153266179shut up bitcknees
>>153266179why are the libbies always so racist?
>>153266143It's going to be a good game of football. They're both extremely good teams. I just think most people wanted an underdog or someone who had never been to the dance to make it this year since there were so many teams who have never won or it has been a very long time(Bills, Jaguars, Texans, Chargers, Bears, Panthers) but they all got beat by the playoff regulars very quickly. By the time the divisionals ended, all of the scrappy franchises were eliminated.The Patriots and Seahawks were both dark horse teams going into this season so they were interesting from a season starting perspective but they're NFL royalty as far as Lombardis go so everyone is disappointed.
>>153266189He's a faggot too. And so are you. Everyone here are faggots but me and Temujin (my wife)
>>153266179Wade Barrett
>>153266195Because you're a nigger
>>153266156>Derek...please...mercy....we can both go...you don't have to do this...
>>153265345Wasn't this dude on his way to being the next LaMeme until injuries derailed his career?
>>153266221>>153266156Why did God punish one of his most devout followers by giving him an ACL tear during an MVP + Super Bowl campaign then made him a JAG when he came back?
>>153266207Nah, I showered today.
You know who I miss?Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu (very cool and based guy)
>>153266237He tore his ACL? I thought he just broke his bussy leg??
>>153266244You know that's the real Joey F right? He replies via his headset in his helmet during the games.
>>153266257imagine having to worry about snap-counts and defensive audibles while being called a faggot on the internet.
>>153265720>this fake news article brought to you by rodger goydell dumbasses still falling for the shield sponsored anti raiders propaganda i see
>>153266255My bad you're right. He broke his fibula. Lol why was he so shit after that injury? Wasn't even a ligament. Either way, said could have been. I remember 2016 he was an MVP candidate and the Raiders were a top 2 seed then they imploded when he went down. Forgot what literal who QB started for them.
>>153266244I heard that guy JFFM likes to talk about football and say some silly things. Some people say Reggie is both fun and knowledgeable. I might even be the guy that says that.
>>153266284He was never that good is the real answer. Raiders played the NFC South that season who had notoriously bad passing defences. Look at his passing stats in his 4 games combined vs the Saints, Bucs, Panthers and Falcons that year. Probably had a third of his passing yards+TDs in those 4 games alone>>153266289You would say that (Trucy or Carrmageddon I'm guessing) but he was never called Reggie you got that off a /ck/ meme tip receipt he posted
daily reminder the sport of football is being destroyed NIL and transfer portal. Every draft class is going to be a bust until this is changed.
jamarcus russell
>>153266283Maxx Crosby to the Patriots
>Eagles legendary OL coach Jeff Stoutland is leaving the organizationwindow closed
>>153266321Reggie is a good boy and I call him that because it's hilarious that some retard thought they doxxed and busted him on that receipt.And nope, I'm not a pedophile(Trucy) or black(Carm). I'm a humble anonymous Pats fan. I just appreciate that Reggie makes these threads better because he discusses a wide range of ball topics but also doesn't take 4chan too seriously that he's not also down for offtopic funposting. He's probably the only tripfag I don't hate.
>>153266327Good. Let it die.
>>153266321He was pretty consistent. The Bucs statpadded him but outside that the NFC South wasn't that different than the others.
>>153266369>it's real
>>153266400>what this city demandsflithdelphia is a shit hole filled with retards. it doesn't demand anything.
>>153266374NFL will die
>>153266446Good. NFL is a fuckin' joke.
>>153266369>>153266400Well iggles bros, it's been a wild ride. StoutGOD is a legend
>>153266400its so over for philly
>>153266459ngl it would make sense for Lane to retire too.
>>153265312>>153265323$46 Million and he doesn't even play. The packers are spoiled compared to the browns.
>>153265831What an absolute fucking homo.
>>153266369>>153266400KEEEEEEEEEEEEK I remember Fentadelphians saying Hurts would do better next year with a healthy O-line
ESPN’s Troy Aikman: Don’t Assume Seahawks Beat the Patriots in a SB LX Rout
>>153266363>>153266471its fake retards
Why NFL Quarterbacks SUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GrgSNJvsgU
>>153266369>>153266400If your team needs an all time great OL coach, you better back up the brinks truck right fucking now.
>>153266372My nigger. I'll always be here trip or not>>153266400Weird timing for the retirement. I guess he didn't like that they couldn't find a new OC? Big loss either way
>>153266369It's so over
Remember when people said the Dodgers were ruining baseball? those same exact people will come this Sunday and complain that the Patriots are ruining football once they win the Super Bowl. Or maybe it already did 25 years ago.
>>153266487Nah it makes sense, Sirianni is probably gone next year away.
Where did all of these delusional Patsfags come from. They weren't here 2 months ago
>>153266507Bitchknees brought his discord, thatsbwhy it STINKS in here
>>153266492>its only ok when the Yankees do it >>153266507chiefs fans of 5 years or something dug their old Brady jerseys out of the closet when the muppetmutts knee exploded
>>153266514That's was me actually, just tooted.
>>153266492Ramdgers fuck ya
>>153265575
>>153266479What the fuck was 68 doing? How do you just get around a 260 lb o-lineman like that.
How can the Patriots even hope to stop this??
>>153266557weight has nothing to do with it when you have bad technique
>>153266577I'll show you technique
>>153266568Ghosts on the field.
>>153266557pretty sure that's khalil mack and that's a big ask even for mailata
>>153266244I'll never forget that time him, carrmaggedon, old bay and tiki spent 4 hours talking about how rock music was stolen from black people and how elvis stole from big mama Thornton and then Layla came on and everyone disappeared...I think I remembered wrong
>>153266585the nfl has 0 tolerance for racism
Press F to pay respects to a true legend and student of the game
>>153266584Based violent White QBs.
Who else here depressed as fuck?
>>153266479their o-line was relatively healthy btw compared to most teams with actual injuries>uh 2 guys were playing with a booboo or something
>>153266610Its Winter here, we're all depressed. That's why I am drinking heavily today.
Eaglesbros... We're fucked next season. Unironically should draft Nussmeier incase Jalen is still shit. Don't want to be one of those cucked teams like the 49ers.
>>153266639The Eagles OL was in and out all year.
Reminder that Mahomes is 0-2 in the playoffs against the same guy who lost to Jake Plummer, Eli Manning, Mark Sanchez, and Joe Flacco in the playoffs. Brady stole 2 rings from Mahomes and you are going to have to live with that until you die
>>153266661I have a webm for that.
>>153266584I'm not the one being paid millions of dollars to play in a pro sport. You made the dumbass post asking why it happened and I explained it to you. But you don't like it so you result to the bad argument of comparing a fan to a pro player.
>>153266644I've been saying this, it's clear Howie wants to overhaul the roster and have a completely new team except like 6 players to go on another run. This era already won its owl.
Reminder Mahomo missed the playoffs and got a career ending injury, one that will affect him the rest of his life, when Brady went 16-0 and threw 24 tuddies to Randy Moss.
>jew england fans continuing to demonstrate with each passing day that they never deserved Tom Brady and should never be allowed to win another superbowlboil these people alive honestly
>>153266640How heavily brah?
>>153266678Because they were prepubescent when brady came into the league. They don't even know what pain feels like or what it means to be a true fan of a losing team.
>>153266667KWALB (Kek What A Losing Bitch)
It's funny that everyone is going to require Mahomes get 8 rings to be GOAT since he lost the head-to-head against Brady even though neither play each other on the field.
kek steelers hired another old manif your coaches arent under 45 you arent going anywhere
TreVeyon Henderson and his wife
>>153266688Aaron Rodgers has 1 ring and is better than Mahomes no matter how many rings he has. NFL fans have become superficial ring babies.
>mfw goyim in abundance in /nfl/
>>153266688the swifties and mahomie are over little queefiekunthe eternal flu
>>153266688I've been saying Mahomes is on the Russell Wilson track.
>>153266683Usually average half a 1.75 every night.
>>153266673Yeah this current era, especially on offense, Eagles run is over. We coulda went 2-0 in the Owl, but 1-1 is still awesome. But changes are needed, ceiling is over. Only issue is getting rid of AJ Brown's punkass
>>153266610Not me. Depression is for soft spoiled western losers. I get it if you just meant you're kind of slumping or feeling sad lately, but if you actually think you have "sad disease," then just top kek for buying into such nonsense. If you don't have a vagina or rainbow colored hair, why would you ever claim you're depressed? Depressed people all have the same things in common: too much time on their hands to mope, too selfish to think about anyone else, and too lazy to confront the things making them unhappy. All around terrible people.If you ever run into someone who claims they have depression, avoid them like the plague. It's a disease of sloth, self-pity, and delusional expectations and those people will NEVER make your life better. Can guarantee everyone on the Browns and Jets are infected with "depression"
"YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON!!!"Mike will be drafting a new QB in 2026
>>153266713Which of his WRs fucked his wife?
>>153266688GOAT debates are incredibly cuc.ked considering 80% of fans never saw anyone pre 1970s play live. It's the most engagement bait low IQ of NFL discussion imo
>>153266733It was his OL, Breno Giacomini.Tate's wife was BFF with Russ' ex wife, so the Tates knew-ish that something was going on, but didn't mention it to Russ.
>>153266700All I see is a Jewess and a floating plaid shirt?
>>153266519Mutthomes is never sniffing a superbowl again with Sean Payton, Jim Harbaugh, and Klint Kubiak in the division, kek. But you go and pretend you're not a buttmangled chiefs fan when it's obvious you're the statmutt
>>153266732INSUBORDINATE... and churlish.
>>153266745Someone mentioned that he got with a trashy Houston hood negress. Is this the result?
>>153266733Yes>>153266728>good OC: go to owl>bad OC: one and doneHiring a new OC every year because Sirianni is retarded is not sustainable. They'll keep Jalen for a little while, but fire Sirianni. They should've after 2023 but since [Kellen Moore and Fangio] won in 2024 he got another chance. I wanted them to fire Sirianni in 2023 and hire Ben Johnson. Now a lot of the good offensive young minds are gone.
>>153266745>New 'do, new me cuhcan he bounce back from that playoff game?
>>153266744Kek is that you JR Sweezy?
>>153266745This dude just made him chubby face chubbier. Bring back the dreads.
>>153266745them light skin bros are totally mixed up in the head...this nigga couldnt understand JUST dont turn the ball over and we go to the Superb Owl
>>153266757>>153266759he refused to the pro bowl and got the haircut and is working with youths at christian camp back home in cali right now. He is atoning for his sins. He's actually holding bibles in the photo, I just cut it out
>>153266780>He is atoning for his sinsplaying like shit?
Roger Goodell is a clueless, anti-football pussy
>GOAT debatesretard shit>best since 2000 debatesSomething that can actually be discussed intelligently. It's just laziness that makes faggots (Nick Wright, SAS) regularly resort to saying GOAT
>>153266765long hair a symbol of pride unless you are samson
>>153266678I'll repost what I previously said on this topic:Honestly, I just want Brady to pick a lane as a Patriots fan. Either get over it and root for the Patriots or just fucking be honest and say you're pissed and stop waffling about it. New England has done enough to honor him and mend the bridge. The fans never did anything but support him. His dispute is with management. Gronk was enough of a man to not let that get in the way of his love of New England. He got burned and had to leave New England when he got old too. The reality is that almost every player in NFL history goes to a different team at the end of their career at that sweet spot where one team thinks they're getting too old and expensive and another team thinks they can make a championship push with them. Wilfork went to the Texans. It didn't stop Wilfork or Gronk from being diehard Patriots supporters to this day. Edelman decided to retire before he got too old to compete rather than get traded elsewhere.Brady is the only one who is sulking and keeping bad blood over it. Yes, in retrospect, they should have extended him and he wasn't too old. But they had no way of knowing that at the time and did what they thought was best for the team. It's also just obvious to me that Brady is the only one of the Patriots greats that does not want the team to be successful outside of his own accomplishments because he feels it diminishes his own legacy.The only thing I can say in Brady's defense is he is uniquely hounded by people constantly saying every QB from New England is going to walk in his footsteps and I'm sure he's sick of it, because it's frankly disrespectful. The amount of "Wow does Drake Maye remind you of you in your first year?" must really piss him off because he has to praise him or he looks like a dick but the truth is their first years are nothing alike and that's not an insult to Maye.
>>153266758The Eagles OC cycle is one good then one bad hire. Mannion will be legit. I don't hold Sirianni as much as Hurts being absolutely useless during points of the game when you need to score.
Is it worth going to a sports bar for a 'owl game?
not reading that
Shigglefags really thought they were going to be a dynasty. They'll be lucky to be .500 next year.
>>153266807You know he's a 49er fan right
>>153266794Gruden did NOTHING wrong>>153266810If you actually think about it, Hurts has run every systems he's been in well. Hurts has said multiple times he runs what he is told to run. Should he do WAY more changes to the plays? Sure, but then he'd just be calling fucking plays which is silly. I want Gruden as head coach. I'm officially starting the campaign. >>153266817Nah, they'll struggle to a wildcard spot then go one and done. Then Sirianni will be fired god willing.
>>153265720Fake news but the raiders should trade him while he still has value. He’s getting older and the raiders could use more picks to build around Mendoza
>>153266818In the same way Drake Maye is a Panthers fan. IE not at all anymore.
>>153266811This used to be the only way you could watch all the games, zoomer
Why didn't the QB who had a negative TD/INT ratio decline the "Pro" bowl invitation because even he knows it was a sham for him to be added?
>>153266807Patties are SO sensitive
Greetings, football loving humans. I come from the future. Let me remind everyone that between the years 2033 and 2035 there will be annoying-yet-nice internet memes about Super Bowl LXVII and LXIX. Why? it's because of the funny numbers. Peace out.
Who the FUCK is hiring Greg Romanback?
>>153266895I don't get it.
>>153266900The Richmond Rybacks
>>153266880Because sports athletes build confidence and feel good about themselves when they get attention.
>>153266884Maybe if you repeat this a hundred more times like you have been it will totally catch on.
I'm a few beers deep and just started on a bottle of wine. Who wants to go drink driving with me?
>>153266911>Ryback
>>153266941you posted this bait already, nobody believes you
I'm starting to become really enamored with Jordyn Tyson. I honestly want my team to draft him.
Mahomes played like shit in both playoff games against Tom Brady. What is your defense chief fans?
>>153266953not a chiefs fans but you talk like you have low football IQ. NFL is not x quarterback doing y because of z. It's more complicated than that.
>>153266965Yes it is. No its not.
>>153266945It's not bait that I'm 3 beers deep and just cracked a bottle of NZ wine (and playing P5) chomo. The only question is whether I'm gonna drive drunk
>>153266965>not a chiefs fan btwthe absolute state of kansas city
>>153266965He played like shit in both brady led teams, kek. What is your cope about that? You going to statmutt post when Mahomes laid a giant goose egg in the first half of their first matchup?
>>153267003You cherry pick a playoff game or two from a knockout round and judge an athlete based on that. Do you not realize how dumb you sound? You know how many teams and quarterbacks have lost to Tom Brady and the patriots in the playoffs? Most every AFC team has experienced this.
Last digit is how many tugs Darny Dimes throws on Sunday.
>cherry-pick>use the only 2 examples availablekek
>>153267034Now do one for how many he throws to his teammates.
>>153267035That's cherry picking, stupid ass. NFL players play 17 regular season games, 4 pre season games, and playoffs.
>>153265372>dumps a cup of coca cola into that shitdo americans srsly?
>>153267056They only played against each other in the playoffs twice, RETARD. Btw, your mutt qb is 0-2 in those two games. kwamuttlover seethe like a bitch some more.
Which QB was more efficient.Per play stats>QB 1: 7.55 tot yards, 5.45% TTD, 1.25% Int, 1.25% Fumb, 7.35% sk, 0.32 sk yards>QB 1: 7.25 tot yards, 7.09% TTD, 1.23% int, 1.08% Fumb, 3.54% sk, 0.23 sk yards
>>153267073second one should say QB2
muttlover is back to post his faggy muhhhhh stats. Yawn.
>>153267073QB 1 is more efficient than QB 1
Remember when Trash Allen was supposedly the best QB in the NFL? Dumbasses really put him over Mahomes when he doesn't even have a crumb of his accomplishments.
>>153267070Not a chiefs fan. Tom Brady beat white QBs every year in the AFC. Your argument is shit.
The better question is who has the better logs of shit? Mahomes or Brady?! I’m going with Mahomes
>>153267110>n-not a queefies fanYou sure suck muttcock like one. How are we supposed to know?
>>153267003The Bucs had a superteam that year. I mean you can't even really credit Brady for winning, or Mahomes for losing.
>>153267118it's not even an argument whether I'm an X Y or Z fan. Your argument is shit, dumb fuck. Stay mad.
>>153267132>getting this boiled over mutthomeskek. you are indeed the muttlover. I need no more proof.
If Josh Allen had Travis Kelce and Andy Reid he would unironically have 5 rings by now.
>>153267127You mean the same superteam that got destroyed by the Saints twice and was 7-9 the previous season? THAT superteam?
>>153267073>>153267127How efficient is eating poopie??
>>153267127>super team>7-9 without BradyHMMMMM
>>153267149They got destroyed because gaydy played like ass. That team went 7-9 with a QB that threw 30 PICKS, and were a few plays away from going winning 3 or 4 more games.Lucky Brees died by the offs and shat the bed
We should change the name of Seattle to BeattleAnd change Boston to Soston
>stacked receiving core and top 5 defense. They were basically what the rams are now, except the defense didn't fall of at the end of the season
>>153267169>if they played better they would have had a better record!Get a load of this genius
Yeah...literally zero other teams in 80s years of the NFL have had "stacked" receiving core and a top 5 defense.
>>153267184>receiving coreHahahahahahahaha ESSSLLLL
>>153267189Retard the team surrounding the QB was loaded. They were able to go 7-9 with someone that threw 30 ints, that says it all
>>153267145>i need proofYou are owed nothing, anon. What about your team? Who? My team has lost to mahomie twice in the playoffs.
>>153267169You mean the team played like ass because the receivers rarely beat the saints dbs. So much for being a "superteam" offense
>>153267220Gaydy is the most coddled QB of all time, even worse than Allen. He played like complete shit against them in the regular season, and then in the playoffs led like two 20 yard TD drives off Brees's duck ints
Manifesting a Bouttie TD on Sunday
>>1532672165100 yards 33TDs and 30INTs. Acting like Jameis was dogshit that year when it was quite literally the best season of his entire career. He balled out and had a lot of turnovers but he wasn't so bad that he was somehow giving the team a negative winrate you retard.
>>153267218>what's YOUR teamYou've been asking me for 4 years now muttlover. Figure it out.
>>153267045Cope
>>153266244he was fake and gay, the spooky seahawk on the other hand.......... goat
>>153267216He also threw for the second most tds in the league. How did they look when Brady only threw 25 in 2022? Despite him playing clean, the team still ended up going 8-9>b-but people leftOnly retards say this. The group was largely the exact same as it was in 2020 but you can go ahead and cope about it though.
>>153267173Lmao why did this dumb shit make me laugh so hard? I’d love to get sauced in Soston kek
>>153266794Gruden is right, you know
>>153267259Do you understand how bad 30 ints is? 15 is bad in the modern NFL, and he doubled that. He put up volume but absolutely killed his team with TOs. The team was loaded, just admit it you retard
>stop hating on the frickin mutthomie!!!!
>>153267283>cleanYou mean extreme volume on the lowest efficiency since his rookie year. He was cooked that season, Mayfield outplayed him two years later
>>153267301farve averaged like 30 turnovers a season and is a hall of famer
So the info is out that NFL is testing out a new blend of grass, which will be the playing field for the super bowl. Insider sources are saying that the Pats have been training in this new grass while the Seahawks are just finding out about this. What a gay league, NFL pulled this same shit 3 years ago which helped the Chiefs beat the Eagles in that owl. Fuck Goodell
>>153267301Tell us why this loaded team went 8-9 in 2022 when Tom Brady played clean, non high volume games then retard
>>153267334Source
>>153267330Having nearly a 3:1 td/int ratio is clean football retard. If they were actually a superteam, they should have at least bean 12-5 bare minimum that year
>>153267301You didn't watch that season and it's obvious. A lot of those INTs came late when the game was already dead or they were in games that Jameis won so it didn't wind up mattering. Yes, it's not good to have a lot of turnovers, but the context of those stats matters. But a lot of those interceptions came in bulk in certain games.Jameis overall had a good season despite those 30INTs. He was above average in the league that year. It's just obvious that you're a casual and you're latching onto that number because you think it's some kind of slam dunk case to say he's bad.It will blow your mind that a guy like Brett Favre regularly had seasons where he threw 20-30INTs.
>>153267332That wasn't the modern NFL dumbass, and anyways in his prime MVP seasons he kept them much lower, and that was when the team had by far the most success. Holmgren left and he started playing like a retard, then found his form again late by limiting TOs
anyway 7 > 3
>>153267350been*
>>153267353>sure he literally turned the ball over 40 fucking times in 2005 but it was a heckin different time or something
>>153267337>Non high volume>2022Are you actually retarded he had 733 pass attempts on 6.4 yards/attempt and only 25 TDs. He was extremely inefficient >>153267350>TD-int ratio christ almighty I'm actually dealing with retards>>153267352He had tons of back breaking ints. Sure some were on third and long or off his receiver's hands, but he had plenty of terrible ones. There's a reason he got eye surgery after the season kek
>>153267383Yeah and he had plenty of pretty crap seasons for a HOFer, it wasn't all sunshine and roses in his career. That's what I said you absolute faggot. His best seasons were when he limited TOs
Will he show up in a superbowl ad this weekend
I'm starting to think gaydy fans are mentally challenged. You say something objectively true like the bucs were loaded with talent on both sides of the ball and they chimp out
>>153267414Eli has a better resume
>>153265265>>153265304>>153265312>>153265323kys retard
>Brady snubbed his wife and she cheated on him and left him for her martial arts instructor>Fail as a commentator since he's boring as hell with no personality>His children don't seem to love him as much anymore since he still avoids spending time with him>loses all of his money to some crypto scam>Brady now continually snubbing New England fans out of his petty argument with Belichick and Kraft>Continues to make petty small shots at his fan base>He does this a little too long and they unretire his number, tear down his statue, and tell him he's no longer welcome backIt's going to happen if he keeps turning his back on everyone in his life. This man seems addicted to testing the patience of people who care about him.
>>153267400Explain why having a 27:14 td/int ratio on a league high 597 attempts, and average .6 more yards per pass attempt is worthy of winning the superbowl in the current era then retard. Explain to us all how that is not a superteam
>>153267334levi stadium has bermuda grass same as like 8 other stadiums. patriots play on field turf same as the seahawks
DRAKE CARRY MY LUGGAGE FOR ME
Post QBs who have never lost an Owl>Gaydy sissies need not apply
>no bro you have to believe me that team that averaged 5 wins a season in the previous decade was actually STACKED!
>>153267471you will never be White.
Caleb Williams has successfully sissified the entire city of Chicago.
>>153267400>He had tons of back breaking ints.No, he didn't. He had a few. Not tons. Like I said, they came in bunches often in multiple score losses or they were in games he won. His statline in most games on the year were actually very good. You did not watch him play that year. You're just pulling this shit out of your ass to defend your favorite QB.Jameis had an overall decent season and he wasn't somehow sinking a "stacked" team. Brady added significant value going to the Bucs as did Gronkowski and AB. The team had some decent pieces but a ton of great pieces were added to complete the team. Jameis was not some dogshit bottom tier QB on an elite team. He was an above average highly volatile QB on a good team. That is the accurate characterization of him and the team. You can continue trying to shift the narrative if you want, but you're wrong.
>>153267434>objectively trueYour opinions are not objective truth. No matter how many times you agree with yourself it's not going to amount to being more correct or having more consensus in your favor.
This will be the smoking gun in the class action against the refs no juror in the US would not see the rigging
>>153267475Mahomes has been pretty mid the past 3 seasons, but played well in the playoffs outside the last SB. The defense has stepped up compared to earlier in his career.
HOW CAN GE SHAKE???!?
>>153267546
>all 4 leadhead teams are over salary cap>the worst team is more than 40M over the cap and just gave up their QB to the superbowl winners>the best team is 7.4M overkek
>>153267527he didnt get to do this in their last game against the seahawks cause he failed to score a TD
>>153267592>>the best team is 7.4M overThe Lions finished last in their division
>>153267519Even a few is enough to shift a 10-6 team to a 7-9 one that's misses the playoffs, and it was more than a few. I would hope Brady added value to a team that's QB threw 30 interceptions. Anyways this is true. The team that Brady played in had a very strong receiving core especially with the new additions, a good O line, and a top 10 defense.
Imagine 'ynthia sucking you off for 12-15 minutesThat'd be some serious kino
>>153266988Cheers. Don't drink and drive
>one of either Shart Fartnold or Fake Gaye is going to be a Super Bowl Champion What a disaster
>>153267630Na fuck that wee going drinking and driving Who's coming chat??
>>153267614>>153267592So how cooked are the Lions considering their cap situation and their QB is Goof?
>>153267630I bet you're fun at parties lame ass nigga
>>153267592Just jester guild things
>>153267592Holy shit look at the fucking queefs
>>153267548Yet funny enough, he still had winning records in 2 of them yet you wouldn't categorize the chiefs as being a superteam, kek. The chiefs nearly went 16-0 with subpar qb play and somehow that isn't a superteam. You are a living joke
>>153267483They switch out the grass for the Superbowl.
>>153267592my raidies =>_^=
>>153267655lions are easily the best team in the NFCN
>>153267663This "jester guild" thing is NOT going to catch on, anon
>Diggs may propose to Cardi B if the Patriots winPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEATTLE, CRUSH THE PATRIOTS SO THROUGHLY THEY NEVER FUCKING RETURN!!!
>>153267684What’s that face?
>>153267675That season was flukey as shit, they won a ton of one score games and then immediately regressed
Vrooom vroom niggers
>>153265372I LOVE narcissistic shallow Millennial women who talk with their hands and have no common sense or feminine skills so all they have to offer the world is T and A.Go Giants (on both coasts!)
uh oh the jesters are angry
>>153267716>who talk with their handsGesturing is extremely common, anon
>>153267712>That season was flukey as shit, they won a ton of one score games and then immediately regressedWhy were a ton of them one score games? Was it because Mahomes was not playing well? He literally won a game 28-18 while throwing 0 tds and 2 ints. If that's not a superteam performance, I don't know what is
>>153267706huh
>>153267627I have never been sucked off and I imagine I would last 20 seconds max if I have
>>153266807Brady was never a Patriots fan and never liked the shitheads in Boston. I don't blame them, judging by how they've behaved since he left. They booed him when he came back to New England and they hated how abysmal they were after he left. Now they have a competent team again and they all want to pretend they're back on track to being the same dynasty as before, Maye is already better than Tom, 15 more years of dominance incoming, etc. The only reason they rooted for Brady in Tampa is because he was playing against mahomo in the owl. As another anon pointed out, their fans are the most spoiled children in all of sports, and most of them have no recollection of how terrible the team was before Tom got there. Brady doesn't hate Maye, he just sees how eager these slobbering retards are to anoint him with zero accomplishments and fall on the floor screaming when Brady doesn't get in line to praise the next savior of jew england football. But that's fine. They'll lose this superbowl and go back to their wild card exit status when the AFC returns to normal next season. There will be no Maye statue 20 years from now, just the same 6 banners Brady won you faggots back in the day. Eat shit
>>153267623Your logic here just sucks in so many ways and I have so little interest in spending my night correcting you. It's so full of assumptions and, again, it's just obvious you didn't actually watch the Bucs or Jameis that year. Check out this Jameis Winston statline:380y 3TD 1INT 112 Passer Rating. Sick, right? The Bucs lost that game. 335y 2TD 0 INT 104 Passer Rating. Loss.For every game you think could have been turned because Jameis played bad, there were other games where he played great that brought them to 7-9 to begin with and some of those 9 losses were not on him at all. You're trying to sell this idea that he played like shit all year and held them back and that Brady just slotted into some elite team but that isn't true. Brady elevated a good, but not great team, into being Super Bowl caliber.Last (You) because I genuinely don't care how you cope with the truth or what "what if" scenarios you come up with.
Future HoFer
>>153267738it really doesnt feel that good but youll still coom instantly if youre not used to it because of the wet warmness the tounge is rough
>>153267736Yeah the defense was great, but they also got lucky. The offensive support for Mahomes was nowhere near super team status.
>>153267681it was planted over a year ago. tifway II hybrid bermuda. the seahawks played on it last month
>>153267698If you ignore their record and their overall morale, then sure
>>153267738Even a great blow job you'll last 12-15 unless you've got serious porn brain. One time I lasted nearly an hour even though I was massively attracted to the chick. It's all about the visual
>>153267739None of the blather you just typed is true, statmutt
>>153267762For real I don't know how he isn't a starting QB just for the fun factor. Best tank commander in the league.
>>153266589how about the time JFFM posted a cuck only fans star?
>>153267750You complete retard these are just factual statements>A receiving corps or Evans, Godwin, Gronk, and semi-washed AB is strong>The O line performed well>The defense was top 10 in yards, points, and turn oversThat is a strong fucking team, stop playing dumb
Oh, hey caleb
>>153267714Ay yo pick me up!
>>153267739>They booed him when he came back to New EnglandYou made this up. They cheered him coming back and chanted his name until the game started. There was an understanding that they still loved and respected him but when it came to game time, they were going to root for the Patriots over Brady. They would have to be utter cucks to do otherwise, retard.>The only reason they rooted for Brady in Tampa is because he was playing against mahomo in the owlAnother lie.>Brady doesn't hate MayeHate? No. But he has been a giant baby about the Patriots having any level of success. Everyone else who is a longtime former Patriot is happy for the Patriots and rooting for them other than Brady.Anyways, continue seething and lying your ass off, retard. Patriots fans have done nothing but respect Brady since the split and it is Brady and Brady alone who has repeatedly been petty towards his fan base since he left. I'm all good with it at this point. I hope Buccaneer's legend Tom Brady enjoys his Florida fans because he's quickly evaporating his goodwill with Boston.
>>153267822>how about [false flag]Lmfao how about you stop being a faggot and start drink driving nigger?
>>153266988> Faggot tranime gamesPlease drink and drive and hopefully wreck
>>153266228no? he barely even played in college
What's it like having sex with a biological woman?
>>153267837omw cuhh!! I'm bringinmy dog too
i like when someone tries to say the bucs offense was stacked before brady and then list two players that only came to the bucs because brady did
Xhecucks will be tonguing my anus Sunday night. No homo.
>>153267888It feels kino especially if you have an emotional connection. If you don't it's barely better then jerking off. Also anal is massively overrated regular sex without a condom is infinitely better
is this appropriate attire for an NFL reporter to wear for the super bowl media days?
>>153267888like sex with jenny but worse
Picture this athletic freak of nature on the Minnesota Vikings.
>>153267893the point is the team Brady played on was very strong, I don't give a fuck when or why players showed up
>>153267911She could go even more whorish. And I'm here for it
>>153267905Ok but this is an NFL thread.
>>153267769They start growing it about 18 months before the Super Bowl off site. The one in Levi's is getting replacedhttps://www.ap.org/news-highlights/spotlights/2026/nfls-turf-guru-has-meticulous-journey-to-prepare-levis-stadium-field-for-super-bowl/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
>>153267917
>>153267858Hahahahahaha kwab were you this mad when those niggers gaped your faggy Kiwi asshole??
Rams drafting the runner up QB Ty Simpson
>>153267932Still no wedding ring?
>>153267889faggot dog for a faggot ball 'knower'
>>153267888Lowkey rather jack off. Sex is cool when you want to feel women's tits or ass or get a bj. Maybe kiss her if she's hot. But I can move my dick with my hand better than any pussy can.t. Gooner
>Rams trade Stafford, Puka, and Adams for the number 1 overall pick Who says no?
>>153267954what the fuck are you on about you cuck fuck? no one cares about your shitty faggot takes
My Patriots :)
>>153267825Gronk wasn't even good in 2020, he was a glorified blocking TE. >The O line performed wellThey only performed well during the second half of the season. They were dogshit in the first half>The defense was top 10 in yards, points, and turn oversObjectively not true. They were bottom 15 in turnovers on defense and the secondary was shit for most of the year barring the playoffs
>>153267911hell yeah
>>153267929yeah i just read they replaced it after the last game but its from the same place that grows and installs their regular season turf. its just a new pretty version
>>153267929>source chatgpt
>>153267889Cute doggo, give him pets from me
>>153267911ZAMN MOMMA
>>153267889Even better!
>>153267858>>153267889Oh god, is this JFFM?
>nooooo don't drive drunk you have so much to live for bro!!this you?? You're gonna die an old crippled bitch kek
>>153267998>>153268001JFFM?? No wayyyyy that guy got banned by the moddies and you can't possibly evade da ban ;(
>>153267911>skin colorBye
>>153267889we postin doggos
>>153268001he is a faggot nigger fucker, he admitted that a pack of niggers gaped him
Mike Vrabel is going to manhandle that betamale Mike Macdonald
>>153267987Where the fuck are you getting your info, they forced 25 TOs good for 5th in the league. They were also 8th and 6th in terms of points and yards per game, and 6th in yards and points per drive