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Reminder that the Luka trade happened in a pistol pete thread
first for GAYBE
How funny would it be if all other teams just stopped trading with the Bulls now and they're forced to carry on with 7 guards. At some point during games they're literally going to have no choice but to play Yuki Kawamura as their center LOL
>>153265468>jazz and wizards finally start doing shit
BIG GAME TONIGHT
WE MADE A TRADE
>>153265488PeteGOD is really him frfr
>>153265468Mavs will have a better peak with Flagg then they would have gotten with Luka.
Don’t let the trades distract you from bitch made okc blatantly ducking the spurs
Giannis need to stop playing games and just tell the world where he wants to be (Miami)
Celtics drafted Hugo Gonzalez with the 28th pick (second best player in the NBA according to RAPM), yet I’m supposed to believe that the 30th overall pick that the Mavs got is worthless?
it's all coming together............
>>153265488Giannis trade happening soon?
>>153265490Who GON GIT GAYbe?
>>153265521You mean Minnesota?
had to destroy my faith with a couple bball content creators over this garland trade, really exposing themselves as non ball knowers.
>>153265491Do it.
>faggots online literally crying a river of tears over Hayes pushing a mascotJesus fucking Christ what happened to the internet? It's either filled with mentally ill faggots, limp wrist racists, and pedophiles like 4chan or the most cucked soft ass pussy-bitch made nerds like reddit. The internet really was a fucking mistake. I can agree that pushing the mascot was stupid but niggas online acting like he pulled out a glock and gunned the fucking mascot down in cold blood or something...Jesus.
>JMcDonald_SAEN: Spurs have considered a big trade for a star at the 4.>The Spurs have registered interest in a pair of big wing shooters — New Orleans' Trey Murphy III and Brooklyn's Michael Porter Jr. — but so far have found the price tag to be too high.
>>153265567Smart phones and social media ruined the internet.
>>153265515this bitch ugly
>>153265570>mpj and wemby'jesus christ
>>153265515stop posting my daughterwife
>my wizgods dominating the deadline
damn i thought it was a light shove. deport this nigga to slovenia.
>>153265639Don't forget to change your tampon pussy.
>>153265632>wizards dominationyawnipiss for AD straight up, the coup de graceshams gets saved from bein a fraud
>>153265632Dominayton you say?
Welcome to the NHK, Collin Sexton...
>>153265632Wiz got a tank threat from Silver and now they're required to make the playoffs once before turning back into a pumpkin like the Kings
Dogshitass trades but as long as CP3 aint on my Nuggets I'm fine.
>BREAKING: Donovan Mitchell and James Harden are expected to recruit LeBron James to Cleveland this summerIDS HABBENING
>>153265515I see hotter 32 year old girls at the bar
>>153265731lapped bitch on the right
>>153265717you dropped this lil bro>per @WeAreCavsNation
>Beg your ownership group to try and win instead of ducking the tax>The ownership immediately ducks the tax by selling low on your second best shooter in a hilariously lopsided tradeWe don't deserve Embiid. Trade him to a team that cares about winning and cares about it's players.
>>153265567Internet was perfectly fine before 2008
Rockets should've just held on to their pieces and traded for Giannis right now vs blowing their load on KD last summer
giannis gonna be a hawk or some other lame boring shit
>>153265515this season was cooked ever since the winter soldier haliburton heelsploded
>>153265847whos the ham planet
Wait, so the mavs traded Luka for Middleton???
>>153265791They needed spacing given their 2 stars amen and alperen are both comically shit at midrange+ scoring. Add giannis to that and they will lose to any team with elite interior defense (gobert chet and wemby are all in the west)
>>153265731The ultimate mog kek
>>153265861and cooperand petersonand mb3
I sense a disturbance in the forceAs if Giannis just got traded for Tatum
I'm convinced the league made the mavs give Luka to la and then rewarded them with 1st pick. Scripted league
>mavs and wizards fans on the internet both think they fleeced the other
>>153265760>he thinks Embiitch cares about winningAll he cared about was getting his bag and his little shitty stats. He got his free Gold Medal, scoring title, and his pity MVP, that nigga is perfectly happy with retiring as a bum that has never even made a Conference Finals. He was just lucky enough to have chokers as his running mates so when shit went south he was able to just throw Harden and Simmons under the bus. Notice how it didn't work that way with Jimmy, which is why he got ousted.
>>153265914Didn't read lol
>every team who traded got worseOk. So organic.
>>153265918>can't readYou got something in common with Embiitch then lmao
>Chicago BullsWhat went wrong?
lmao a despondent sixers fan broke a redditor who hates the sixers. How do we even do it?
>>153265899This is obviously what happened and anyone who says otherwise is a retard
>BRRAKING: /nba/ is trading mealanon and tradefag to /fit/ for fitanon, sources told jannies.
>>153265943everything
which nba player truly loves their team the most?
>check NBA standings and Power RankingsYep 70shitters still in poverty.
>>153265994Cade managed not to break down crying following 2023-2024
>>153265994It takes true love to stick with the Jazz through all this.
>>153266048There's not a single person on the planet that wouldn't stay in Utah for $238 million.
>>153265994Keldon Johnson
>>153266048Dis nigga gets paid hundreds of millions with zero expectation to win and gets to sit out half the games. He won
>>153265994i think it's draymond w/ the warriors
Since Saturday, Cleveland has added:- James Harden- Keon Ellis- Dennis SchroderTax bill: $165M to $65M
Never liked this luxury cap bs desu just make it a hard cap.On the other hand id see the money rather with the athletes than the billionaires
>>153265567You're a faggot
wtf is dallASS doing
Screencap this. Nuggets are gonna end up in the play in. Their schedule is too hard now.
>>153265639just another 'unhinged lightskin bi-racial' momentadd it to the list
>>153266127Seethe pussy
>>153265639Lame
I've had enough of this fucking warriors FOthe jk bullshitthe all in on yannismake some trades you fucking faggots get some decent shit in and the fucking chaff out my fucking god i wished they traded steph so I can go with that pretty nigga to a new team I am sick of these shitters fucking podz is the 2nd main guy that shit is not fucking right
It's over for the sixers. They don't even have a plan to flip picks
>>153266268>okc gets even more zestythey aint beating the allegations
>>153265901Pick 16 McCain for pick 22 from the raptors. Simple as
>Fischer: “For now, the Kings continue to signal they are not a team in the mix for Ja Morant” […] “it is more likely than not Ja Morant will be exiting Memphis in a deal very similar to Trae Young’s departure from Atlanta, where they will not be taking on plus value.”
ISAIAH COLLIER:17 POINTS22 ASSISTS 3 STEALS48 MINUTES JIZZ TITLE FAVORITES
>>153266268Are the thunder the most zesty team in nba history now?
>just came home and saw the Mavs tradeKWAB
>>153266296Shut the fuck up you lying kike cunt oh btw i dont need to “rape” dogs i can get all the labrador pussy my heart desires you fucking piece of shit rat cunt fuck so shut your fucking cunt mouth and let me get back to my dog-girlfriend you subhuman fucking cunt
Thunder is officially the gayest team in the league >>153266268
>>153265914Gold medal winner and MVP winning Embiid will never stop winning
>>153266295my dubbies should just go for ja
The Hawks are getting Jock Landale from the Jazz for cash considerations
>>153265906>homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass nigga
>>153266331>Slovakian calls other man broke
>>153266287Can some one post the KDiddy pic? I love KDiddy posting.
so right now the only trade everyone waiting for is the GIannis trade
>>153265906mavs got the guy who carried yawnpiss to a rangwizards got a guy who's always injured
Is Garland better than Coby White?
I do not rate McCain. He's a manlet chucker who had a half a season run before getting a devastating injury. He became expendable the minute VJ was drafted.
>>153266350Yes>>153266408Also yes
>Bradley Beal still has a job in the NBA
>Cheese Pizza 3 only wants the opportunity to chase a ring>Gets sent to a team with no aspirations???
>all these trades>shams had the read on zero of thembut don't worry the giannis one is totally happening
>>153266144thats a big bottom for a robot
>>153266190That's still you fag
Fuck it I'm signing for the Kings
>>153266443You just got traded from there Denis
This is all I want from the trade deadline. Two firsts in a crappy draft and 1 to take Steven Adams’ corpse and contract. Tre Jones would be perfect for the Rockets.
>>153266454Oh... I'm like the white Luke Ridnour
Haven't even seen any funny memes from today. What a shit deadline
>>153266517LakeGODS waiting for the last minute twist ending
>>153266517>spanks while riding the LePecker right?
>>153266331That’s Slovenia.
>>153266532Meant for: >>153266340Slovenians are the rich mountain Slavs.
this happened in hockey today too, the NFL guy is now the only sports insider worth a damn in north america. wild.
>>153266522
why tf aren't the knicks doing anything? they have no depth Brunson took the pay-cut DO SOMETHING
>>153265942
Trading the guy that at the time he went down was the front runner for ROY the following year at his lowest value (just as he was turning a corner) for a late first is organizational malfeasance.
my wolves are playing the raptors in toronto tonightlet's go wolves
yves missi come to the bulls pls
>>153266629This wolves team will never win a thing
CP3 can stay the fuck away don't want that cancer messing with my Scottie
does mccain do a bottoming diet or he just dgaf? he looks massive in the gym
>>153266625it should have been maxey - the cam thomas,coby white, norman powell level of chuck.
>>153266674You wouldn't get anything for Maxey on that contract
Defense wins championships bros... What went wrong?
>>153266625He got replaced by VJ and they didnt need him
>>153266725i think he got super fat
>>153266737Tex-Mex is delicious
>>153266747fr. could go for that short grain rice and beans and tamales rn but im lowkey bottoming like mccain this weekend for the superbowl
>>153266725this is still all apart of nico's vision
Is Jared McCain... you know...
>>153265847goddamn she is wide as fuck uhaha...*licks lips*
>>153266764Maybe
Jokic ded
>>153265994>not a single subhuman retard mentioned whatsoever that Curry literally allowed the shitty warriors to underpay him for YEARS and never even once thought of a trade, just so they could get better assets, also stuck through the garbage that was the 2021 season and 2024 season
>>153266764If he from duke, he's an uke
>>153265847phoenix suns billie plaps in the 2000s tuscan style home (hbo subscription and nba on abc on the big box tv)
jokic season over I can finally stop watching basketball thank you
>>153266809>get underpaid to get better players>the money just goes to gaymondthat's why they call him the cuck
Do you retards really not know GSW management se him up with tech CEOs and he makes more from sponsorships than his salary
Adelman needs to man up and tell Jokic he can't start or do b2bs until he's 100%
>>153266809curry doesn't scream warriors with his chest and he's not vocal. i think donkey shows more passion and love for the team.
>>153266805>>153266824Nevermind, he's fine
>>153266824>jokic season over>he's on the courtwhat
>Klay is still with the Mavs after they traded everybodykek
>>153266440>still seethinglol stay mad pussy
>>153266825Steph being underpaid was quite literally exactly what allowed them to sign KD
Celtics are unironically the big winners this trade deadline
just sit joker and gordon until the week befoe the playoffs start
>>153266835Do you not know thats not illegal? to get sponsorships? or make investments? TF you talking about
new york gotta have the ugliest crowds
>>153266475>3 firsts for a litteral whomst
less than 24 hrs until the deadline
I got BAWB fatigue
Who's got some more guards to send to the Bulls?
LeBum runs the leaguehe orchestrated the Luka tradenow he ships AD out of the west to dc so he can duck him LeBitch-made
yeah the league should definitely expand
>Sixers are sending 4 firsts, 3 seconds, Paul George, and Kelly Oubre for giannis Antetokounmpo
Damn, KAT zestily busted his eye open on Jones
KAT headbutted the shit outta jones
You are at this time being informed that the Wizards will be better than the Heat next year.Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>153266990>Jones fine>KAT crying on the groundWhat a little bitch, my god
If it was anyone other than KAT, having a bleeding eye and bloody jersey would be aura, but since it's KAT he looks like a bitch
>They ran
>>153266996whoop dee fucking doo
>>153266822You have to love seeing how much money these athletes get paid. Imagine being some cuck minimum wage slave working for some all star athlete in his fucking basement
>>153266328ayo dey sellin white boys now
>>153267017facts
>>153267019Shit, and I was looking forward to the game.
>>153267019Don't cum when it runs
>>153266979league going to absorb the wnba ,play 6v6 with 1 woman on the court at all timesyou know this will happen
Nico won
>>153267041>KAT bleedingJones is going to need a blood test to make sure he hasn't been infected
they're giving ANT jannis?
>>153267041look at the stainthis nigga pump koolaid
>>153267087with extra sugar
Every single retard defending the Garland trade is a non ball knower. I did actually want him traded, just not for the reasons retarded braindead normie tubers wanted. Also Harden is not better. I dont care. Retards are so fucking enamored by points and a narrative of "HES CARRYING DA TEAM OFFENSE" that they genuinely have zero fucking idea of how he actually plays ball, especially in the modern NBA. How much he wastes time and possesions dribbling the ball, waiting for a set pick and roll, how inefficient he has been with his shot, EVEN with Kawhi on the floor providing spacing for him because Kawhi is elite off ball and doesnt waste possessions.Dude seriously. I dont know how to talk about this because the NBA community is genuinely retarded. Yes Harden "carries the clippers offense" but because of how many retarded narratives weve formed around the concept of "carry" people think that means a good thing because they dont watch the game. He also stifles this offense, and makes it incredibly fucking narrow in how it can manifest, because when Harden doesnt have the ball he just stands still at the top of the key doing nothing until he gets the ball back, hes even worse than Luka in this respect.The reality, is that the only way Harden can be effective is IF he has the ball almost all the time because he virtually cannot do anything else whatsoever, he provides little value otherwise. And if you want proof that this is Hardens fault, and not his teammates, just look no further than Kawhi. How is it that Kawhi can have such an efficient season when we know Harden objectively provides virtually no spacing, and Kawhi should be spacing the floor theoretically for Harden with how well hes shooting, and how active he is offball?watch this to understand early season woes were a combination of the clippers being retarded, and harden playing without kawhi (and norman powell) https://youtu.be/POUyxmNHKQ4?t=8m2s
>>153266625>Trading the guy that at the time he went down was the front runner for ROY the following year at his lowest valueA first and 3 2nds is way more than McCain is worth. That's a bad 1st and 2nds are worthless
>>153266878they from jersey or trust fund jews
I always have to caveat this because basketball fans are genuine retards that cannot fathom a player who stacks the statsheet so well, seeming "bad". So yes. Harden is a good player. That doesnt mean nearly as much as you think it does.
I wanted to say I hope the nuggies win this game after the embarrassing lost to okc and pistons, but it's a back to back, so whatever. Might go 0-3 now
>>153267138Both actually. Cheapest Knick ticket is 300 bucks
You guys broke McCain's heart. I hope you're happy
>>153267125buy an ad
>>153267135bruh Mikal Bridges got 5 first rounders
>>153267164Is that the porn star?
>>153267164My zesty pinoy doesn't deserve this. 76ers owner is a cheap ass. I hope he farts liquid every day.
>>153267125Anyone who knows ball would have the reaction of "we traded garland? Great trade, who did we get?"The garland Mitchell backcourt was too small and never going to work. If you "know ball" then you'd know that.
dick has been reduced to arena entertainment...
>Joe Tsai at the trade deadline.mp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJy38HNjMU
who SHOULDN'T get Giannis?
>>153267155correct no self-respecting new yorker is giving Dolan a dime its all corporate box seats given to clients and business employees as a perk
>>153267019it's over
>>153266856Well that and the cap spike
>>153267041This nigga got Jokic injured now he head butts a cunt, this clumsy cunt is going to end someone's career soon
orlando just traded paulo and 4 1sts for giannis
>>153267235Don't run when it cums
ESPN in shambles
>>153267223no team in that division nor the entire west coast conference
>>153267253I wish this was true.
>>153267253Didn't they give all their picks up for Bane?
>>153267181Exactly
>>153267266This desu(to be honest)
Why is Boston sponsored by Subaru? Are they gay or something?
>>153267223>OKC>San Antonio>Lakers
>zesty McCain went to the zestiest teamKekThunder is a team for fags
>>153267272no they found more of them in the couch
>>153267164Yikes I apologize
>>153267303Ain't that lucky.
espn SUCKS
Sounds like there's some animal in my mouse trap fellahs. Gonna have to let the nigga out somewhere far away.
KAT always gets up to play against the Joker
>>153267327kill that rodent or you zesty
milwuakee just traded me "call u a faggot" in exchange for being rumored by shams to be in the running for giannis
I have work tomorrow. I'm gonna miss all the last second trades
Explain how Jamal Murray isn’t just a best-case-scenario Zach Lavine.
>>153267343Nature will kill it. It's 15 degrees outside rn.
MealPortobello mushrooms filled with chicken tomato mozzarella and pestoGonna put some balsamic sauce on itProper meal
>>153267356He actually passes the ball
>>153267360Looks good.
>>153267356maybe lavine should win a playoff game before being compared to nba champion jamal murray
OKC just added McCain as a rotation piece, that nigga starts on like most teams under .500
>>153267356What does that even mean?
it's gonna be another one of those "we needed to do better, we needed to play with more energy and be more locked in" kind of games for my wolves
>>153267025kek
>>153267357i hope he comes back and eats all your rice cakes
The trades, they've stopped.
>>153267164What a Faggot lmao
>>153267354nah teams did their trades early this year because of the failed physicals last year
>>153267360I appreciate good Italian food. Nice
>>153267388He is the same archetype of player as Lavine but he’s just a bit better and has GOATic.
>>153267399I released it next to a pizza restaurant so it'll have a warm home with lots of food.
AD probably lost over $10 million being traded from Texas to the most heavily taxed district in the nation
>>153267419straight pussy getting snatched
apologize.
>>153267419There will be more tomorrow.
>>153267450Yeah but now he doesn't have to play 20 road games in California, Oregon, and Minnesota.
>>153267393WE NEED TO DO THIS FOR DICK
>>153267419The calm before the storm
Reddit Wembitchyama is not good enough to get Utah and Wizards to panic and go all in
>took a look at all the games the clippers missed without harden>my opinion has actually changed on the clipperswow, this is actually not that bad of a team even minus harden, they clearly just need a facilitator, but John Collins, Jordan Miller, Kobe Sanders, have all been surprisingly good and consistent, and are all either the same age as Garland or within 2 years his age. Same as Zubac obviously.Kriss Dunn, Lopez, and Batum are really the only old niggas wasting space. If they could find a way to replace those guys with better players, then honestly, this team really is not as bad or as doomed as I thought. I thought this team's core was way older for some reason. But all the players I mentioned initially, are younger than Donovan Mitchell and James Harden, who are now the leads of the Cavs.If Garland gets healthy, I could see him actually cooking with this team.Dont know whether its worth trading Kawhi, and if the clippers would ever even bother. But, this is a better team than previously thought. Now I wish they gave up Harden and kept Powell for Garland to come to this team.Gotta do some digging now on how they started off so bad and if it has anything to do with...
nah these okc niggas running when it comes i'm sick
What is Reed Sheppard good at? Surely he wasn't drafted number 3 on whiteness alone?
>>153267041Nuggets getting their G-league bum to hurt people and then complain when Jokic gets played physically lol
So the sixers are going for Giannis right?
KAT has no awareness lmao
>>153267573His draft day comparison was Steve Nash+
>>153267611Hes not even close.
After trading for CP3, the Raptors are dominating the Wolves.
my bitch dad didn't bring me home a cheesesteak from wario's
>>153267629What a fag.
>>153266310they already were tho
>>153267629Him an dame always has these corny IG stories.
>>153267647Just because you are number one doesn't mean you rest on your laurels.
>>153267629Defrozen is a cornball
>>153267629my dad brought me a meatball sub ^_^
The Rockets offense is hard to watch
>>153267671It's official. My dad fucking sucks.
>>153267611Was it? I rem6it being Mark Price, mamoud Abdul Rauf
Rockets still need a pg
Jokic 18/7/7 and he only played 20 minutes so far, he is well on his way to his first triple dub since coming back from the injury
Jew York has some ugly ass celebrities, who are all these people? Tracy Morgan is alright though.
>>153267709I thought he was injured and washed
>>153266763Nico was right fags? Our response? Our cope?
>>153267419Everyone is watching GOATic at MSG.
so is kendrick perkins going to pay for ragebaiting about the AD mavericks? no? carry the hell on? what the fuck
a lot of chicken wing and chicken strip commercials for nba games, huh
>>153266878New York is the ugliest and shortest city in America. I'm 5'11" manlet, but when I go to NYC I feel like a monster walking around, everyone is 5'6" or shorter.
>>153267751its black history month......
>>153267025Imagine being some cuck caregiver having to suck some 94 year old man dick for $17 an hour. Oh wait, that’s me. This Taco Bell guy has it easy. Boring as hell I’m sure but should be cozy.
>>153267751and
>>153267756no, that explains the mcdonalds new honey sauce commercial
>>153267794what the heck is going on in that left pic?
Just admit that the Jokic-less Nuggets going 10-6 or whatever was a fluke, that chucker guards like Jamal Murray are all interchangeable, and that GOATic has dragged these constantly-injured bums around for 10+ years now.
>Stay there, be a mane, flight back
>>153267768i bake cakes for a living
>>153267808it was schedule. They played a bunch of bums
>>153267808It was obvious teams didn't have tape on their young guys and that's how they won
>>153267811>SGA out until after the ASBWe won't be seeing blunderskitz for a while
>>153267573defense. reed's a huge part of why houston has been one of the best defensive teams in the league
>>153267794yall gon hear when he wins the 2027 nba championship with the clippers, yall gon hear
>>153267846McCain going off
Feel like my Knick is the only team that has made no trades
NBA should get rid of the free throw and use a penalty shootout like in ice hockey instead.
>>153267808>nuggets about to be 1-3 since jokic returnu cant stop me noticing
Brunson can just run into screens and get foul calls
>>153267752It’s a city filled with jews and shitskins. What do you expect?
The only ones I know
>>153267808They literally played better against the Pistons without Jokic kek
twuffs willing to give it all for Giannis
A unitasker is a player with one skill. It is the reason they are in the NBA and not cloaked in the lovely pink uniforms of Serbia’s KK Mega Bemax. Vague categorical breakdowns are as follows: scorer, ball-handler, shooter, and defensive specialist. If a nation’s values are reflected in how it spends its budget, the salaries dedicated to unitaskers indicate the priorities of not only individual teams but the entire league as well.The nineties were an idyllic period for the unitasker. No one could play basketball and chew gum at the same time. There were guards like Mark Jackson, who acted as a bossy offensive steward in New York, Los Angeles, and Indiana. There were defensive ogres like P. J. Brown of the Heat and Popeye Jones of the Raptors. There were gunners like Reggie Miller, Wesley Person, and Tracy Murray, who simply could not be bothered to do shit besides chuck up shots. To this day, no one understands the role of Hot Rod Williams, who posted 8 points and 8.3 rebounds in a whopping 31.4 minutes a game while starting for the 1997 Suns. Why was he there? What was he doing? Archaeologists have dug up amethyst tablets inscribed with box scores from the Mazatzal Mountains in hopes of deciphering the secrets that Cotton Fitzsimmons carried to his arid tomb, but no one knows.
>>153267902Its because the fans made KAT sad
>>153267943Tacko was in our NBL last year and now he's in the celebrity game F
>>153267808>drawing conclusions on bad datacouldn't be me
the opportunity cost of the bridges trade will haunt knickfags for a long time. They're so close to being legit title contenders yet have nothing more to give
>>153268013brunson is holding them back
>>153268013They got the Nova gang together for one season so it was worth it.
Houston on pace to score 84 points.