matt coldy edition
/hoc/'s Jackies :)
Shouldn't that have been a pen shot on a clear break away? Now Panthers get called for a pen. Fucking riggers.
Nashville fans don't know puck.
TUSKS UP
Why is this trashville crowd so loud and not in the good way? Shut the fuck up for 2 seconds.
>>153267814how tf does a hockey player get cold? they literally play on ice
Haula if you hear me!
>>153267854Better than the Mammoth blowing their r*pe whistles
haulachads
Go Bruins!
>>153267854Lol, keep seething, Milds fag.
It’s a ”give the bottom teams some wins before the break” episode. Orders from Gary probably
>>153267862what the hell is a rope whistle?
>>153267854this post brought to you by onionsa shame your father left and won't see what a disappointment you are
>Scoreful draw at Smashville>It's only first period
FREE MCKENNA
>they don't ole
>>153267870you root for an American team because of 1993. Loser.
catties scarrr shorty
nashville isn't even a real city it's a jewish psyop invented by the music industrydrove "through" it plenty of times on I75 and all you can see is some gas stations and truckstop trannies
Gary’s magnets working overtime in Columbus
my avies :)
>>153267898gary doesn't have magnets anon
>m-m-m-m-muuhhhhhyuuuld!!!!!!
>>153267922I’m not anon you got me confused for someone else
go flo rida
my broons :(
>>153267922Only parallax angles
>>153267878Something libtards came up with as an alternative to carrying a gun. If you find yourself being sexually assaulted by a Somali, Haitian or other foreigner, instead of self defense with a firearm you blow your whistle in hopes it scares the assailant away.
>m-m-m-m-m-muhhhh softpusies!!!!!
>>153267928I wonder how old this kid is today
>>153267928Kill yourself, pedo.
>>153267928you're such a fucking faggot AND you cheer cross-border cuz pissconsin will NEVER get a team LMAO
>>153267898>Magnets>He doesn't believe in the Jewish force known as the Schwartz doing the work
>>153267878I'm sorry that dumb ass over there thought it was a genuine question
>>153267951old enough to be posting on 4chan, apparently.
>>153267958be nice wisconsin is a great state
>>153267935I'm pretty sure you're anon
>>153267958>she thinks I'm a sconnie nowkek. 1993 faggot.
>>153267981wisconsin is inferior to every state it borders in pretty much every way
>>153267957keep seethin about a team that you "never think about" you raped bitch.
>>153267999Wisconsin is pretty nice other than Milwaukee
>>153267994iowan, nodak, whatever faggot, you don't live here and all you do is cry.
>>153267994When was the last time the Wilds won a cup again, anon?
>>153268012Same amount as (You)...jeff.
>>153267999incorrect and also gaynot saying those states are "bad" but wisconsin is a great place
>>153267958As a Wisconsinite I don't cheer for the Wild, Hawks or Wings but keep coping limpy
>>153268009All you do is seethe about the Wild. Obsessed raped bitch.
I think we can all agree Chicago is a great city
>>153268032why would i seethe about my team? post your jersey, i already posted mine.
>>153268034>t. has never been to chimpcongo
>>153268034Especially Boystown! Go Cubbies!
>>153268034Retard
I cheer for the Frost :)
>>153268034a great city for gay rape
>getting this raped over a sport he never even playedkwasoftpusy
>>153268053I play for the Frost :D
>>153268034****wasfireside bowl 2002 if you weren't there you were squarehooked up with x_teh_x_mosh_x in the bathroom there at a show
>>153268029this is just a map of access to medical care lol>scale is 0-0.6
>>153268034remember when the black kid from The Mighty Ducks filed a false police report of him being attacked by White Supremacist in Chicago in the middle of the night during a Polar Vortex?
>>153268067You've never skated in your life kid
almost got a skate to the throat jfc
Exciting games to say the most
what ever happened to our aussie wild fan>Modified Monday, 19 March, 2018, 21:34:38
Knight, be glad he wasn't black
>>153268107dingo ate his bany
>chicago is a great citykek
>>153268118that looks like my former mayor mixed with my current mayor
>>153268092I'd skate all over your ass, faggot. Come find out.
>30 shots >1 goalmonte nayshion we're so back11!1
>Mfw teds hockey
>>153268107i am an australian on holiday but my team is the san jose sharks im afraid
Shitcongo is such a shithole that one of their Aldermen tried burning some of it down to open up new, fresh establishments and would have completed his task if Adcox and Bull McCaffrey didn't meddle in his work.
klingberg is ASS
lol shitcongo pulling the goalie with 6 minutes left.
I swear to God if McAvoy is out of the Olympics because the league lets Florida get away with everything I'm going to shit into a manila folder and send it to the DOPS,
It's 1990 frenchoids aren't canadian
>>153268173Do it anyways.
>elbows you in the head>refuses to elaborate
Our Jackies
>>153268071it still is you just associate your youth with when things were “the best”
>>153268126Only an emotional child responds like this aw is little baby growing out of his size 6 stake?
my jackies :)
>>153268173first 4 nations, now this. he's doomed to be injured
wildchads we blew a 3-1 lead
My penguins ):
Caley Chelios never shuts the fuck up with her annoying monotone voice get rid of her please God
shitcongo apes pouring out of nationwide. last time I saw the jackets live shitcongo won and I had to hear these monkeys scream GO HAWKS all the way to the parking garage.
>all the dog shitters are getting garypuck tonight so their shitty fanbases come back in 3 weeksNot falling for your shit, gary.
Rick Bowness is a hero
are trashville fans all black? this isn't a movie theater, you don't HAVE to jabber the entire fuckin' game.
>>153268204go cry to Tampon Tim about it.
>>153268223Was Evason a bad coach or could he have saved his job if he didn't stick with his assistant defense coach?
another shutout for my jackiesholy hell the blackhawks are shit
>>153268227>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE LOUD AT A SPORTING EVENT NOOO STOP IT RIGHT NOWwhat a faggot lmao
Shutouts on back to back nights for the Jackies!
>Elvis got a shutout>Now Jet has one tooWell done teds, the goalies are pleased.
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTGALLAGHER COMEBACK TOUR
when did the avs switch to the duck hunt sound?
>>153268256>loudgo to a black movie theater some time and tell us all how "loud" it is.
GALLY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTHIS AN OLD MAN'S SPORT
>>153268254MY San Jose Sharkies :) got bootyblasted by that shit team :(
>>153268253I thought he did really well last year, but this year the Jackies were blowing leads every single game
>>153268269this is a hockey game bro
So many Habs fans in Winnipeg
Wtf said the Habs were shit last thread? They're making the Jets look like a joke.
>>153268267this season, seems they switch it often
>>153268277no, gary turned it into a circus. Hockey died in 1993.
>>153268286The Jets are a joke though
>>153268289>actually enjoys the x being a librarywhat else you wanna cry about tonight?
>>153268286>bottom 5 team looks like a jokeunbelievable
I proudly wipe my ass with Canadian papier toilette
>>153268283i wonder if most of them are northernontario french folks
>>153268283A CN ticket and a good life center seat costs less than the fucking ripoff business at the bell center.
>>153268303What's the matter bitch? Your cousin get ICE'd today or something? Bitch ass faggot.
>>153268312don't they have dude wipes in canada?
OLE OLE OLE
>>153268320no some fans were being too loud for me :(
>>153268321We don't as much processed food as you so we don't need them
>>153268334Awww, Tampon Tim will make everything ok. Go give him a call.
Is there a reason to watch the women's competition?I don't want to watch a bunch of dykes 2bh
>>153268267too many teams adopted the bing bing wahoo
>>153268353what yugioh is that
>>153268337I don't wipe. I just go straight into the shower and let the water pressure do all the work.
>>153268357Mamoswine
>>153268359based
currently shitting go florida
>>153268357Abomasnow
we've got leadheads
>>153268349There's always a reason to watch women's sports, anon
>>153268359as soon as the water leaves the shower head it is no longer pressurized
>>153268357It's an empty rodeo arena from some anime
Habs are winning it all ‘member this post
>>153268376>somehow midwest is still the highest IQ in the countryTruly are superior to the rest of you tards
my broons :)
>>153268380dayum
>>153268376i have one, you just need to let the water run a little before you use it to drink
>>153268376This is made up slander! I’ll have your head for this
>>153268383my massaged anus disagrees.
>>153268357Frosslass
holy fuck tracking and killing the big poes for the fourth bottle is pure fucking cancer. also got biggoron sword. future drunk me in about 4 hours will try to beat ganon
what's the /hoc/ equivalent?
>>153268380AI brits don't have ass
Why is the Oilers game on pacific time?
>>153268417vegas, dallas, calgary, hoc
>>153268432Doubleheader with frogs/chugs
>>153268417assv mild stars and hawks
>>153268417vegas, dallas, colorado, florida
>>153268433philty
>>153268417bud, trb, flames, mountain chads
>>153268380but she got frostbite on her b hole
>inb4 Dobes gets sidelined again because of this game
>>153268417bud trb dylan copey
>>153268454I'll be mad too. Monty will always be a bum with fluke games like this
Habs are playing cornhole with the empty net
>>153268188nah I've watched it go objectively in the shitter since my youth. cope all you want mr. logan square or wherever the fuck you live and think it's fine because you rarely see brown people and there's an orange theory gym and a starbucks on your block. it's so bad the "fbi stop raping my wife" guy even left kwab
>>153268454its good to have some heated rivalry between these twomonte and dobe need some men in them
>>153268417You can feel the bitter resentment behind this meme. It’s thick and pungent.
Celebrini should get with Ivanka Trump
>>153268380What to watch a woman in a thong? I can go anywhere on the internet and see more than that
>>153268474celebrini belongs to will smith
>>153268478Speaking of which, what's your mom up to?
>>153268474He likes them younger
>>153268472Leadhead NFCNegros spam /nfl/ despite being the worst division in footballit's just exposing them as garbage shitterssorry you live in a lead pipe infested flyover shithole
my bruins :)
>>153268512>>153268417why don't you go back
>>153268518i saw some leadheads shitting up /hoc/
>>153268515our broons are clawing back! :)
>No, the Minnesota Wild have never won the Stanley Cup
SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Cheering for Boston feels wrong
>>153268497Will can't compete with this
>>153268501fat
is mcavoy back?
>>153268537Neither have (You). kwab
>>153268544whats wrong with her face?
>>153268547He was just on the ice
>>153268544I'd let her tear my ass up on the golf course, is she let me tear her ass up in the bedroom.
>>153268544she should be studying for the SAT, not dating boys
PIZZA MAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUT!DANAULT!My chicken wings!
jewghes in the box.
>>153268557enjoy mon amie
>>153268466What you’re describing is not unique to Chicago, every city is becoming a homogeneous sterile blob despite this Chicago still has charm and a uniqueness that you only find in maybe a handful of American cities. Also 4chan is cynical and hates everything so there’s no point in arguing any of this. Try to find one city state or country that people here don’t relentlessly shit on. FACT
>>153268560
>>153268569>the boy aquarium
>>153268550jewish dna
Happy for Monty but Dobes is our #1 don't forget
>>153268544bitch, pleasewill wears that much better
>>153268512Like I said, you can feel the bitter resentment behind everything you post. Imagine thinking you’re the normal one in this situation
>>153268575Every big city sucks. Gee wonder why.
>>153268511>Kait Rump
Huomenta but the opposite
my game's delayed?
could edmonton / lames turn violent?
Will the IOC be calling penalties in the hockey games this year?
>>153268600no, they are both soft
>>153268595Another "gentle giant" get put down in ferguson or something?
>>153268590>normalnigger you're on 4chan
>>153268591hes right everyone will always associate whatever happened to them when they were 8-12 years old as being the best thing ever and then after you just become a jaded asshole. way she goes. same for everyone here.
Why isn't Marco Sturm coaching Germany?
>>153268600McDavid/Draisaitl just want to get to the Olympics so Calgary would have to be targeting them
I am excited to see my Oilies and my Flamies play :)
>>153268618No one cares, bitch. Your city blows.
i pronounce it as "the big shitty" like i've got an accent lol just a little bit of humor for your wednesday evening :)
>>153268617That’s fair, I think I’m probably one of the few normal chads here. At least as far as Americans go, plenty of normal leafs and euros
I'm a pink pony girl
>>153268645TIL it's wednesday.
>>153268648>I’m probably one of the few normal chads>pictures of crying kids saved on your phoneyeah sure buddy
>>153268648No one who uses 4cucks is normal.
>>153268648kek the delusion
I'm normal. The weird things about me is that I watch hockey and have 4 15TB external hard drives for reasons.
>>153268575>>153268591I like constantinople and warsaw and shiddianapolis never had a bad time or saw anything bad or gross in those big cities except for the muzzy shit in constantinople
why is tomorrow the last day of nhl games if the hockey olympics dont start until the 11th?
What does it feel like to have a man cum inside your asshole? I’m a twink going on my first date with a fit gay man on Friday and I’m hoping he wants to have anal sex with me
>>153268700>exceptkys
>>153268707Isn't Connor going to be in Italy?
>>153268707Good for you, anon! How are your dull asstards doing tonight, btw?
>>153268707go flames!
>>153268707speculating, i don't think your bowels have the nerve endings to detect something like that
Last chance to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey for a while.
>>153268707wow did you get lost on your way to an /epl/ or other such povertyball thread?
shouldnt you guys be in bed to watch the olympic ladypuck in 8 bongs?
>>153268729She cute
>>153268706all the players need to be present for the humiliation ritual known as the "opening ceremony".
>>153268734I'd rather watch the postgame locker room orgy 2bh
On a scale of 1-Paris, how satanic is the opening ceremony going to be?
>>153268734why is the ladypuck before the opening ceremony?
>>153268758it's very funny to me that certain groups have gayed themselves up so much that metal scares them again
>>153268760same reason curling was on today
>>153268774Yeah, including you you fucking faggot
>>153268747I don't believe the nhl players have ever participated in that
>>153268791>curling was on todaygod dammit. i missed it?
>>153268792they're gonna have gojira play again just for you bud
i dunno tonights game might be awfully sus could be the leafs all over again
>>153268774reminds me of the late 80s/early 90s desu
she is chunky
LmaoFat
>>153268815True berta beef fed gal
very exciting garytime in florida
Women's curling isn't for another 8 fucking days.
>>153268805dw bro it'll be fun :)But my Oilies need these points
>>153268774Has there ever been an initiative to change the Devils name?
til theres a boston baked beans hockey comp that's fucked
can the Teds pull off a 2019 memekino repeat?
scaaarrrrr nuke
Lehky/Val!!!
my avies! :)lehkonen!
>>153268884Yes
catties wonned in the garyout
lmao Jarry
Et tu, Brad?
>muhhhhh avvvieieeeeessss!!!!!
H O Ö B OÖBthats usin' that 10.5 mil contract
me ruins is shite lads
>>153268803it's on every dayhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
Why the fuck is everyone losing skate blades this year, I don't remember it happening much at all last seasonAre they even cheaper with the skates this year?PATHETIC
My Flames making an embarrassment of your Soilers again
>>153268925>men'sNah, no thanks.
askarov is standing on his headmy sharkies aren't doing him any favors ):
>>153268927Gary must have switched to one dab of glue per skate, like when NASCAR switched to one lug per tire.
That's the softest call I ever fucking seen for the Cucks
pooins suck at shootouts.wtf are they putting mcavoy out for shootout
>>153268927>tank>top prospect decides to get in bar fights gg
why does oettinBITCH always let goals in against shitty opoonents?
My wangs are getting raped
Germany will get bronze at the olympics
Who's /hoc/s favourite character in heated rivalry
>>153268969>ray ferarro.jpg
>>153268963heeming a drunk for calling his mom a whore probably elevates his stock
>>153268983bud
>>153268981maybe in the blood soi level count
Heated rivalry is why I got into hockey desu
god damn this Avs pp gets shittier every game
>>153268983Kippers
>>153269004softpusy softpeepee
>>153269004So excited for Makar to neuter McDavid next week
>>153268983I don't watch gay shows, faggot.
I prefer the Simpsons hockey episode.
I hope that McKenna gets the maximum sentence.
>>153269004Why is their PP so shit when they have the best 5 on 5
>>153269035they have trouble getting into the zone then when they do all they do is pass, never shoot and crash the net for rebounds.
>>153269024bootlicker
>>153268986the kind of crime story that would make both the woke hockey girlies and the 70 year old hockey men stan him. Maybe it was planted by his publicist?
>>153269035also they have given up the most short handed goals this season, absolute trainwreck
mcdavid looks gaunt and unhealthy>what back to back cup losses does to a mf
Utah is not a real place. Gary made it up to move a hockey team
>>153269035it's the seventh-worst net pp% in the last five seasons
>>153269035they're a shit team, despite their (((record)))
Why did it take 25 years for gary to admit he was wrong about hockey in arizona?
>>153269093Same reason he never admitted he was wrong about hockey in south Florida
TRENIN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>>153269080You're a pedo
>>153269035They didn't want to be PP merchants apparently.Also Haskol is a hockey terrorist.
>>153269106Nah, you are.
Production truck in EDM/CGY is drunk
>>153269107hakstol's got nothing to do with the pp, it didn't change when he arrived and i don't think bednar's ever made any comments about him being involved with it. bednar did have praise for how well hakstol has them playing team defense.
KRAKEN SSKKKAAAAARRRRRSHANE WRIGHT TIES IT UP 1-1
>>153269093Yet he never truly loved Atlanta for some reason.
>>153269116spicy
>softpusy canacuck still mindraped by the Wildkwab
KRAKEN SKARR AGAIN!!ADAM LARSSON MAKES IT 2-1
imagine if Darnell Nurse decided to stop being shit and then changed his name to Darnell Doctor and went all Bobby Orr
>>153269114I don't save photos of crying kids on my phone, unlike you.
>>153269015We should have a watch party in the Discord <3
>>153269146>kids>phone>like youAbsolutely mindraped.
>>153269127>S-S-S-Softpussies-0 cups.
>>153269035One fundamental problem is that Makar, MacKinnon and Necas are all right shots that play on the perimeter and none of them is comfortable on the right wing, so they also need a left shot for the right wing spot, which has been taken up by Olofsson and Nelson this season. So you can only have one player around the goal and while that doesn't have to be bad in theory, it hasn't been what the Avs have practiced over the last years. The classic Avs PP was MacKinnon on the left, Rantanen on the right and Makar on the blueline, with one player (Landeskog/Nichushkin) screening in front of the goal and one player (Lehkonen/Colton/anyone who is in good form) in the bumper spot waiting for a shot opportunity from a MacKinnon pass. That PP wasn't exactly great, which is why everyone wanted Ray Bennet, the PP coach, fired but clearly the changes they made with a new PP coach and Necas coming in have made everything even worse.With Necas out, they went back to their old scheme but while it has looked good a few times, it hasn't produced goals either.
nice one eklund :\
my avies!! :))lehkonen!!
Lehky x2!!!
scaarrrr lehky
kwasoftpusy
Imagine allowing a breakaway when you're shorthanded. How stupid do you have to be?
M A T V E I ATVEIFROMW E E G S EEGS
>4:20 to go in the first, no score.
>>153269155But enough about (You).
>>153269167Its called aggressiveness anon. Like dumb and brave there is a fine line that require finesse and it doesn't always bounce your way
>>153269172Absolute BEAUTY GO FLAMES GO
