Olympic Hockey!Day 1 Schedule>WomenSweden v GermanyItaly v FranceUSA v CzechFinland v Canada
attendance seems low
Is this the main or the reserve arena?
My wife plays tomorrow>>153270976It's women hockey
>identical uniformsfix your shit
Do you not get aways kits in hockey? You'd never see this matchup fly in football.
Who the fuck watches this shit...This is like watching a wheel chair retard trying to climb the mount everest lmao
>>153270990sweden has a blue kit I'm pretty sure no idea why they're not using it
>>153270990Yellow kit is away kit for Sweden
>shooting into a defender two feet away>turn overGreat decision making.
SWEDEN GAY
SCAAARRRR
>germany has NEVER scored against sweden beforewtf? they're that bad? i assumed europeans are good at hockey
What the hell was that defensive formation? Also, this NBC commentator is ass.
>>153270985Wow, she's beautiful.
>Women athletes>Women refs>Women commentatorsIs even anything of value in this event
>>153271037yeah, womenthey hold up half the sky
>>153271037pretty gay statement
In case you were curious, the scoreline has not changed since the previous goal was scored.
We've got an American fella who stumbles over the word 'Germany' here.
Women should be lined up and shot.
>>153271039based mao
I would like to have sex with woman, if at all possible.
SCAAARRRRmy swedish sluts
they're cuddling in the corner
>>153270964Those are all Fr*nch Men, I'd like to see the Fr*nch w*men
As a Canes fan, this arena may as well be empty with how dead it sounds.
The Milano Santagiulia ice hockey arena has a capacity for 14,000 spectators. The Milano Rho ice hockey arena can accommodate 5,700 fans.
I don't know about you guys but for me? watching ladypuck always makes me Rock Hard
I wonder how good the concession is in the Milanese hockey rink
>>153271079That's women's rugby for me. All those thick thighs and asses.
>>153271046corrr
tntsports commentator called the swedish coach dolph lundgren
>Phone Schedulehttps://olympics-calendar.lamant.dev/
why is there no lady colour commentator to compliment the play-by-play commentator (in the english broadcast) ? is that the usually way lady hockey is commentated?
>>153270964>women (You) me when the men play.
what happened there
gayest intermission horn I've ever heard in my entire life.
>>153271106>HDR fluorescent yellow
>>153271098Just sounds like European style commentating
>>153271106HNNNNNNNNNNG
why aren't you euros currently in picrel? surely the tickets don't cost much, and everybody knows that you can just fly ryainair for like $60 from any point in to europe to any other point in europe
>>153271137picrel
>>153271137I have never left Sweden
>>153271144banana peel lookin-ass type slip
>>153271137i spent 8 months of last year sick, i don't want to go to italy and get some kind of european disease
man tntsports keeps showing bullshit on the dedicated feeds eurosport wasn't like this
why won't they film more of the women's dressing rooms or showers
This is the reserve arena, only Italy France will be at the main today.
>>153271137I’m betting a hotel is running €300/night at least.
>>153271184sleep outside, it's pretty warm in italy i think
>>153271115euro hockey only has 1 commentator?
5 minutes no whistle damn
>>153271202I think I misunderstood. European commentators ramble more and do less play-by-play commentary, but there's usually two of them
>ringFUCK I have no shot
>she's very straightNOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YELLOW LADIES!
>>153270964Women x sweden
>and the crowd goes wild!
Signore e signori, powerbreak!
>>153271199Ah yes, sleep outside in the Alps in February. How silly of me to not consider that.
A deadly shooting percentage.
>>153271225is the alps cold?
>>153271222>and the crowd goes mild
I care more about the Japanese team than my own to be honest
who else watching hockey until curling starts?
>>153271243Same
>>153271245i don't have any idea what the schedule is
How realistic would skin-tight suits be for women's hockey? Like the skiers use
real hockey is back baby!
>>153271253https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/
>>153271245Understandable, curling is the ultimate in winter sport.
>>153271253Daily https://www.nbcolympics.com/scheduleOverview https://www.nbcolympics.com/full-schedule
I love these hockey ladies more than life itself
This is insanely boring.
>sports is home of the olympicsyeah no shit sherlock
>>153271260>>153271266thanks
>>153271276More clothes/equipment they wear on sport, more boring that women sport is
>>153271273thirty years war reenactment
What's the % of lesbians in women's hockey? Bigger than Football?
Are you allowed to control it with your feet on the boards like that? Thought hockey was meant to be more free flowing.
wtf she killed her
Finland v Canada wont be played today. It will be played later day. It got cancelled from today because Finns are sick
>>153271294They are straight and trad.
>illegal hitgay sport
uhm... you can't do that! you're too fragile!
them dykes are getting spicy
testing if my webm script still works
Germansis... it's over
>>153271303yah, sick of this dick!
>>153271296>no freezing the puck (grabbing or sitting on it)>no scoring using hands or feet>no hand passing to teammatesThese are pretty much the only rules
Pretty sure they just showed us a dead woman in the audience
Italy v France begins in 1 hour.Curling also resumes at the same time. Currently nothing is broadcasting, Figure Practice begins slightly before the matches.
i'm imagining all the posters ITT are hot tall women watching their game
>>153271330you also can't attack opponents
>>153271321they both germs desu
are you allowed to take a giant marner at center ice?
>Italian hockey teamLOLHow bad are they gonna be
>>153271333im 5 9 and 300 pounds
swedish crowd dykes
>>153271333Anon I...
Watching the stream in hebrew
>>153271347pics?
>>153271347They cute tho
>>153271346but a woman?>would.
>>153271333Yeah of course
why are they playing 20 minutes an hour this is worse than gridiron
>>153271390well I am sorry to say this to you, but I don't have an answer for your query.
>>153271390What do you expect
>>153271390they don't want to get sweaty
>>153271419time to proceed linearly
I wish I could be in the locker room showers after the game
cute german trainer
was the ref offering a hand
>>153271316LOL
What do women hockey players smell like?
>>153271531bags of sand
They use golf carts to get players to arena?
Finn girls have Norovirus or sth?
>>153271531Like snus and gatorade
https://apnews.com/article/winter-olympics-finland-hockey-stomach-virus-0285eb8b6d7f9c506445bfe8ad7af4bb
Hot Finngirls explosive diarrhea with vomit ^^
this game gonna be ugly lol
puke tactics are valid
why not just have usa/canada play a 7 game series?
tripping
ahemSKAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
unblockable goal
goal
france getting mogged here
imo the winner of these winter olympic women hockey should be awarded with the Award that is gluck gluck glucking myself
Why are Italians blue in sports?
>>153271671Because they are blueDa ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di
After one period I've come to the conclusion that womens ice hockey is a fucking joke and everyone involved deserves to get violently raped.
>>153271701as if finnish mens hockey is better
>>153271701>Tf>Tp
>>153271701They could just reduce the weight of the puck to improve the game but they are too stubborn to.
>>153271705reigning gold medalists btw
>>153271693
i wonder if greta is watching and cheering for team sweden olympic hockey
>>153271671stay in school
hockey seems like an evil sport
>finland team covid positiveAFLA
NO LOCKS
>forgot to lock the door
>>153271847or they are all pregnant
>>153271879they came into contact with water?
FINALLY
>>153271868forgot to build the lock more likely
>>153271791lmao bodied that freak
>>153271847I thought it was norovirus lol
>Della RovereAt least this is more ethical than when China just drafted in a big ol' Canadian girl to play most of the hockey for them
>>153271937I don't know
bullying
nongoal
>>153271954It's noro, lmao
commentator asking someone for water
ACK
just rush the goal
Forza Italia
>>153271663actually lmao damn
>Unironically watching dykepuckWhy?
>>153272110Gambling addiction.
mad
>>153272110lemme watch the other game on right now........
>>153272168If I'm hungry, I don't just start eating my own feces
You'll woll'nt find me in thta arena! Hella brave ladies to be on the ice in a building in that condition!!
finally
I like women named AlexHope one of them will be my gf one day
JDJDJDJD
>>153272371less testosterone than any of the players
imagine being a lesbian hockey player and you have to play in front of these people
i had the american women win just so i can boo their anthem after the game
>13 finland players were exposed to norovirus or are in quarantine due to their roommates being exposed
>>153272394the lamoreux twins are huge chuddies so it was kind of interesting to see them sitting next to vance and rubio. It's a tiny circle where everyone knows each other (not just in the gay way) so I figure people just ignore all that stuff
>>153272463monday: village orgy
any single finnish lady hockey player who wants a bf who posts on 4chan?? i also play deadlock and age of empires
discovery ruined european sports coverage wtf is this american pish i do not give a shit about this ladys sob story
>>153271701At least it's easier to track the puck when they hit their slapshots
>>153272491show a little more compassion, nigel
>>153272491the tnt coverage is great>arena already ran outta foodKEK
for me, it's KHL
>America wins again Man this just gets boring after a while. Why must we be the best at everything
>america’s goal music is free birdWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEER
>>153272637That wasn’t a penalty that was fucking BULLSHIT fucking DEI ref
>>153272617the whole song played after every goals
Nice goal
Lol
>>153272637Hip checks are kino. Sadly hockey doesn't want them anymore.
>>153272637WTF HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO STAND AFTER THAT?
>>153271046>Do a fun dance>Stop to make sure people are watching Grrrr
apologise
>>153272637nice hit for a broad
can the women check each other? like in the pwhl?
>>153272736nay
>>153271847>>153271937The dreaded coronorovirus
>>153271937what the heck is that?
>>153272790>Canindian education
our lesbians > your lesbianssimple asalso USA jerseys are very nice but I don’t want to give Gary money. What do?
>>153272749weak desu
Womens hockey is wierd in the way that alot of players are actually good looking stacys compared to soccer dykes
>>153272883They also never (to my knowledge anyway) bitched about their pay like the soccer dykes have.
I could never play that sport, you CAN NOT give me a stick and expect me to not beat everything that moves, it's just a natural reflex, just like birds fly and fishes swim, a human with a stick will beat stuff.
>Norovirus, also known as Norwalk virus and sometimes referred to as the winter vomiting disease, is the most common cause of gastroenteritis. Infection is characterized by non-bloody diarrhea, vomiting, and stomach pain. Fever or headaches may also occurgood gracious >>153272803shut up, diet german
>>153272894The cynic in me says it's because women's hockey isn't nearly popular enough to even try it.
>>153272897When I used to play hockey video games, I'd just hit everything that moved. Would constantly be 1-2 men down because of penalties.
>>153272900post hands, najeed.
>>153272897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV6T2ZH8nBQ
>>153272906No women's sport is popular enough to try it. Look at the WNBA, they'll end up shutting down because the players are fucking retards.
>>153272894nah, NWHL-PHF drama was incredible for a while there. Basically the US/Canadian national team players said we're not playing in this two-bit semipro league with horrible salaries, zero marketing and average attendances of like 200, then some media people (more or less the only supporters of that league) got mad at them on behalf of their bosses for like woke reasons
>>153271222>>153270964why are they using dark boards? it looks so strange
If I was playing in this game I’d have at least a hat trick by now because I’m a man
>>153272924Women's soccer is though, especially in the US.
Not a trip
>>153272986>especially in the USokay buddy, how many people did you see celebrate everytime the Womens soccer won one of the world cups?
>>153272977You joke but I watched my 14 year old cousin play hockey a while ago and I’d unironically bet on his team to beat either of these women’s teams.
>>153272986Other than the Olympics and world cup, nobody gives a single fuck about soccer, men's or women's. Only time anyone talks about their MLS team is when they're in the playoffs, just pure bandwagon-tier shit.
>>153272998the brandi chastain world cup was a big deal if you're old enough
>we run this shit
>>153272998Kek okay. I mean amongst women's sports it's popular. It's no surprise the most popular women's sport, tennis, brings in the biggest salaries.
>>153273014kwab
>the black player is poor
CHIMPOUT
>>153273042>captain having a meltyDo Czechias really?
these ladies fall over so much
im happy the czechs are back to wearing their coat of arms. that lion logo was dumb.
I wonder if any of these lesbians listen to Korn
>>153273042>all smilesThey don't even take violence seriously, sad...
>>153273014women are just giant toddlers
i wonder if jonathan davis watches women's hockey
I see Gary sent some refs to the Olympics. It’s gonna be rigged for US vs Canada btw, both men and women.
>>153273042What a confusing, yet perfectly understandable, sequence of events
USASA
usa cheated
>>153272897Are you sure you’re not a canadian quebecker that moved back home, you sound canadian
>>153270964My mutts (:
>>153271304Well…lesbians run TERF. She may not want to suck the feminine penis.
>>153273310
USA first goal was excellentReminded me of Tomas Holmstrom and his asshole magic
That Czechoslovakia goal off the USA power play speaks to shit coaching...
>>153273202tftp herro saar
>>153270985My wife plays today.
>>153279710I'm glad to see a husband supporting his wife's extra curriculars.
