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All this could have been avoided with mandatory penis inspections. Hopefully they come down hard on them and hand out stiff punishment to those who are guilty.
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that reminds me when east-germany women athlete were getting pregnant to improve their performance during competitions
those penis injections surely were efficient, considering how many medal they won back then
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ski jumping is a joke, they let austrians and norwegians cheat as much as they want
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>>153273345
Reminds me of penis inspection day.
I remember placing first in my class in middle school. Such a proud moment.
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>>153274396
It's not cheating unless you get caught.
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>>153274522
What did your penis get judged on? Temperament? Movement? Overall appearance: size, colour, glossy coat, moist nose, etc.?
Have a feeling you won because classmates lacked foreskin.
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>>153273345
does this mean circumsized athletes will be DQ?
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>>153274713
American so foreskin really wasn't much a factor, I had the best overall size and shape and my erection time is still top notch. Unfortunately they only let me win once in high school, damn everyone gets a trophy generation shit.
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>>153273345
>penis inspection day is real
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>>153274900
>be hung like the guy in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
>approach nurse aggressively
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But why in the penis?
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>>153277052
Thick, throbbing veins
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>>153273524
Women giving birth should be a sport thoughestbeit
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>>153277052
If you develop an abscess, you can just lop off the cock and still go for the gold. If you had to amputate and arm or leg then you'd be fucked.
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>>153274396
you already retired, Kamil
but yeah, too bad Finland lost its way
same as Japan, inconsistent
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This suggests that even forgetting doping, skiers deliberately get hardons when getting measured
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>>153277097
Winning gold actually becomes significantly easier
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>>153277097
Wouldn't chopping your dick off make you more aerodynamic?
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>>153277052
It changes the outline of the skintight suits, and increases surface area. This causes air to move faster around the athlete while they're moving, which lowers air pressure due to the Bernouilli effect. That, in turn, would make the athlete fly faster, and therefore further.

>But why in the penis?
Because gay lol
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>>153273345
My head canon is that 1 or 2 guys with a really big dick got measured and the control guy got upset because they moged him. So his cope is everyone bigger than him got dick injections.
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>>153281647
>That image
Crazy how there are two places in the world you can do that to.
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Haha! It's funny because penis.
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All I'm reading is that there's a way to make my penis bigger
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Can't they just make them all jump in skin-tight suits? Half the winter sports already use them, it can't be a heat insulation issue.
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>>153281900
The idea is that they inflate their dicks when they get fitted for their skintight suits, so then when they shrink down to normal, there's extra material around the crotch that helps them get more airtime, like a sail.
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>>153281900
If they make them wear skintight suits than they wouldn't fly so good.
Basically modern ski jumping hills are designed around the super buyant suits and if they wouldn't have them they would just not jump very far or they would have to have much higher inrun speeds which is dangerous as fuck.
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>>153282207
The report I read says the effects can last 18 months. Still same effect from the suit either way.
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Americans have mutilated ding dongs to appease Jews and Judaism
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why not just getting some african men to do this sport? they have naturally large penis, thats what the funny videos taught me
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>>153280325
retarded take, only penis-size pointing downwards would mean they get a bigger suit downwards, if they had hardons they would not get many squre-centimeters of suit bellow the balls, if they get long flaccid dongs or maybe an idea would by to somehow stretch their forskin down they will have suits made that increase the square centimeter area long way down their legs.

If i interpret this right. Skijumping rewards showers and not growers.
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>>153282507
the fact they're not even relevant in this sport exposes the myth once again
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>>153273345
How does it work?
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>>153282714
If the erect penis protrudes far enough beyond the body then at the correct angle it improves aero dynamics
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>>153282694
they don't have snow in africa (most of the countries)
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>>153280325
>>153282207
I see why.
Jeet scam grade of cheating.
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snapped my frenulum on my penis last year
the shit that really hurts when it comes to it is soreness, and man I cant imagine how sore anyone's penis would be after injecting shit through it
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>>153281647
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>>153281546
Why not just bring in a fluffer to give you a natural erection? How could they ban this?
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>>153282561
ok so get a half chub going right before you launch
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Just get rid of the sport at that point. Like what kind of "sport" depends on a couple of extra centimeters of fabric on your skin-tight suit?
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Can women pretend to have super long labia?
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>>153282507
Because the whole point is for your penis to be bigger while taking your measurement and then the dick to not be as big so there is more space in the suit.



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