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>the sons
Nice block by Embiid, but too late to contain the AusGod
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>>153279059incorrect
Oooo nice three by Edgecum
BJ
>LeTurnover
>>153279059Go away, retard.
i NEED to know what this mf on
>Most jeets and darkies out of every genny on this website>Consistently splitting threads, unable to follow basic rulesCOLOUR me shocked
My man SAUCETIN Reaves carrying these bums
It's over, lakies win!
>>153279079Henny
AR would've been an all star if he didn't get injured
He's that nigga
>>153279079what does Embeat even do...?
My GOAT
AR is the best player on a team with Luka Doncic and Lebron James on it.
Maxey doesn't get near enough criticism for chucking terrible shots
vj tried
Lakers looked awful tonight, especially LeCancer, but AR15 carrying these bums because he's the franchise player
>>153279117Nice assist by LeBookie LeBet LeBally's
>>153279100FAX>>153279109His knees are cooked. That's why you only see him taking middies nowadays
This is the non-earlyfag edition. Jokicfag needs to be bullied into not earlyfagging like we did to petefag
>>153279109he holds up the chickfila drive thru with large orders
>>153279117LeBitch trying to blame Reeves afterwards kwab
Migrating from jokic thread
>>153279134Flashbacks to the fat bitch in the In N Out drive thru that ordered 5 bags of food
>>153279139Jokicfag earlyfagged. Don't reward that behavior. This is the non-earlyfag thread
kleber the real herogot them like 100 extra possessions in that third quarter when they needed it
Reaves is the Superstar with the least amount of help in the league.
niggas would kill me irl if I said I'd sooner trade lebron and luka than ever trade AR. But I would.
>>153279146Easily his best game as a Laker. Him and Reaves were the only reason they won. Shout out Rui too
>>153279146Definitely his best game of the season. Sucks that his 3 point shot has abandoned him or he'd be getting a lot more minutes
>>153279150I'd trade LeCancer for a bag of dog shit
>>153279150if Palinka had any balls he would just cut Lebum & his bitch ass son
>>153279146His offensive rebounds definitely saved them
>>153279146>>153279153Smart too, AR/Kleber/Smart single handedly won
>>153279079Embitch ran when i came
so clearly reaves breakout is enough for Luka to be replaceable right?the thing is, reaves is way better off ball too, i cant believe it, i might become a reaves fan, nothing more i love than capable offball hybrid players. i dont think reaves is "great" off ball or anything, but hes a step above almost every ball dominant player averaging more than 25ppg not named currythis was very very clearly a lucky streaky game, but even if he didnt shoot 70% from the field and 60% from 3, what he showed me with his offball game is enough upside for me to consider him an impact player, and maybe consider that those first games in the beginning of the season he played without Luka and was winning, maybe werent flukes. Maybe he doesnt have the cieling that Luka has, but that doesnt actually matter. Hali didnt have that cieling and took his team to a conference finals twice in less time than Luka, and a game 7 finals.People need to start realizing, you dont actually need to be the "best, most skilled, most capable" player. You just need to be enough of a positive to help your teammates, and as little as a negative.Interesting, an anon told me to keep an eye on Luka some weeks or a month ago.
My nigga reed wont stop bricking for months now. Getting hard to defend without making me look foolish
>>153279162Man if you guys could listen to some of the stuff Lakers fans have been saying on local LA radio. 90% want them gone and banished. No jersey retirement, no statue, nothing. Many are still bitter of getting rid of Caruso to sign Klutch client Talentless Horton-Tucker
>>153279180If you had your finger on the pulse you would have known that this is who Reaves was all along
>>153279180lakers niggas been knowing
>>153279180Told you so>>153279187Trvke
>>153279175you can make a 3 hour montage of stupid shit like this by the self proclaimed "GOAT"
>>153279184the one i want gone & banished is rob pelinkaonly thing of value he ever did was be friends with nico harrison
>>153279196Don't worry new ownership will replace him as soon as the Lakers have a somewhat negative season. However, next year with LeCancer leaving Pelinka is going to fall forward with signing Jokic or Giannis the following season
>>153279184based dude is a cancer to the team & the league he'll force the league to keep him playing for at least another 3 years and then cry he needs to be an owner
>>153279180AR and Luka are one of the best pairs in the league. They actually compliment each other rather than just take turns like other stars do. They just need to ditch the Lebron anchor and get more complementary pieces.
>>153279209Trvke
>>153279175all time leader in turnovers, and it's not close
>>153279204Giannis trade kills Luka and the Lakers instantly, really fucking hope that doesn't happen>>153279209Don't bother, these retards don't understand they're the best backcourt in the league
>>153279215Not trade. IF Lakers can get Jokic as a free agent, that's a championship team AR-Luka-Jokic
>>153279237Jokic won’t go to the Lakers lad
>>153279237i don't think jokic would want to deal with LA media, even for a billion dollars. he'd pack up and head back to serbia in 2 seconds.
>>153279253>>153279240Nearly every all time great has played for the Lakers. If you want to be the greatest you have to do it in a Lakers jersey and win big. Winning 5 MVPs on a dog shit team like the Nuggets is the ARod Texas Rangers type of MVPs. Most Lakers fans have no respect for LeBum for obvious reasons
>>153279209hm, they've barely played together, and when they do, reaves typically stinks, i dont believe luka actually makes teammates better, but we'll see about that >>153279116Ive said this all the time from the get go. Its donovan mitchells problem too, but Dmitch has an infinitely better team to hide that fact.its funny, I was about to say "Dmitch is a more willing passer" but Maxey had 12 assists, and there are a lot of retards that think lots of assists mean youre a good passer, because they dont actually go and watch how the assists come byMitchells teammates run around and look for gaps in spaces. Maxeys teammates will legit just stand around on the perimeter or park in the paint as he ISOs, and clear the paint as soon as he gets near.So I dont blame Maxey as much, because even if he were less hero ball, he doesnt have the teammates and system to encourage that.
LeBum has played fucking awful this month, doesn't even show effort until the final half of Q4. Bald bitch is having a meltie because Lakers aren't selling their future for him (again)
>>153279266>If you want to be the greatest you have to do it in a Lakers jersey and win big.stop it. get some help.
>>153279180>this indian is still obsessing over luka
Why ste there 3 generals u fags
ime udoka is doc rivers 2.0
>>153279273Stop using AR for your retarded slander FAGGOT
>>153279296i had the same thought about an hour ago. if doc never won a ring, he'd just be an ime udoka.
Ayton will never get a big contract ever again. The Lakers have multiple games where they made a big comeback after benching him in the second half. Hayes was out and Ayton still got benched by washed Maxi.
Why is he like this?
Why did pistons blatantly throw that gameAnd why did someone bet 40k on the wizards 4 hours before they played?
>>153279296Nothing's ever his fault, this dude has no accountability
>Luka Doncic will miss extended time with a strained hamstringwhy won't lebron share his stash with luka
>>153279319Stop noticing goy
>>153279296They need to pull a Denver and fire his ass right before the 'yoffs
>>153279327Damn. Luka, Reaves, and Lebron can't stay healthy together. Is this a curse?
>>153279307Fat fuck
>>153279327Cuz lebron wants to go to the playoffs
>>153279296rockets are the cavs of the west
>>153279277Jordan is the only guy in the top 5 greatest not to have worn a Lakers jersey. Kobe Shaq Kareem and Magic all dominated in a Lakers jersey
>peyton watson grade 2 (TWO) sprain Nope there is obvious malpractice going on at the denver medical staff
>>153279287WTF is this cringe shit? Just divorce her ass. Pay her whatever. No man should ever put up with his wife doing this shit
>Thank you ADDude barely played lol
>>153279352>he thinks the top 5 greatest nba players were kobe, shaq, kareem, magic, and jordan
>>153279359He was just out there chucking up bullshit whenever he did play too
>>153279180Reaves has been my favorite Laker for years. You’re absolutely correct about his off-ball stuff. His IQ is insane. He knows how to play off of Bron perfectly, picks and chooses his times to take over kind of like Luka except AR has a change of pace that is more Shai-like. Pisses me off even more that Rich Paul would try and trade him for JJJ
>>153279361>zoomer too young to have seen real greatness
>>153279287husband has $500m in the bank and she's filming hallmark movies about picking up men LMAO
where's the rockets nigga? are the rockets imploding?
Lakers future centre has 6 blocks in 15 minutes today
Time to apologize to Michael Malone. Bro had everyone playing with zero effort needed with his Jokic system. Minimal injuries playing everyone 40 minutes.
>>153279390LOL the posted that after gettin shipped out of LA? Based.
>>153279390Hopefully my nigga Zoo will be okay in Indy. He’s been in LA his whole career. Still miss him on my Lakies
>>153279390bro about to feast once hali gets back
>>153279399murry got hurt every year and AG started getting hurt during last year
>>153279390Why the fuck did the clippers get rid of harden if they were able to get rid of zubac????
>>153279413That was cause Murray contracted AIDS in the summer of 2023
>>153279404Pacers finally got a good center. Once Hali comes back, they're going to the finals again
>>153279390>when the whisky is older than the drinker
>Hunter Tyson has been waived by the Nets.ogre
>>153279419Because the Aspiration shit is about to cripple them. Sell high. Teams will low ball them once the Clippers are given some kind of death sentence and forfeit their picks
>>153279433Nuggets have been looking to get someone on the buyout market...
>>153279419preparing for rebuild kawhi is next
If Lakers get Klay it would make the Lakers the most light skinned team this millennium. Boston and Utah would be jealous
>>153279449steve ballmer is gonna pay to rebuild kawhi? shit the league is fucked
I have a tinkling feeling mpj goes to the wizards in the offseason and the win the championship. Trae, mpj, ad, sarr hello?
>>153279446welcome to the Chicago bulls
>>153279452nah the white boy they need is luke kornet
How did Big Dog Jake do
>larriors shedding their bench just to get an aids-ridden player
>Bulls shidding their pants just to get the 4th pick
>>153279446Can't believe the Nets would waive Hunter "Larry Bird" Tyson. Generational fumble.
>>153279468he hasn't earned it yet
Which nba player is this
>>153279486knicks should pick him up no cap fr fr
My team lost today...
>>153279494Tracy McGrady
>>153279495Good call, he deserves a big market roster spot
>>153279494Dwade
>>153279494cp3
>>153279494shai...patriotism is for burgers not canucks
>>153279505homosexuality spreads via molestation, therefore dwyane wade molested his son, and is therefore openly gay. he did not, in fact, wake up and choose not to be gay.
>>153279494KD
>>153279519Someone molested magic? Damn
THE CITY OF CP3
>>153279529Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
This trade deadline was just a slaughter. No good trades, just a bunch of dudes getting waived
>>153279547>we don't waste gooks for freedom...
>>153279494I know you try to but surpressing ur true feelings is bad for your health, Lebron.
>>153279390>when you have to move from LA to indianapolisrip brother
based Pat Riley not giving the street shitting kikes at espn anything to yap about
Kleber got played over GAYton btw, the third depth piece. This bum is playing in China next year.
>>153279564I just know Patty on the list
>>153279571nah Pat dont need to buy pussy like Cuban Mark definitely on the list
>>153279559RIP? he's going to be amongst his people in the midwest.
>>153279526>mentored" Trae & Peyton Watson >regularly hosts self-run basketball summer camps for hundreds of little kidsInteresting guy that KD.
How did your team do
>luka had 5 turnovers in only 16 minutes and shot 30%>lebron had 8 fuckin turnovers and shot 40%>their only center played only 20 minutes against embiid who played the whole game Bro how the fuck did the lakers win
>>153279594dont ask
>>153279595You know his name.
>>153279594we did not address our shooting at all, and we still have an expiring olynyk, and an unplayable sochan who decided he wanted to date an influencer instead of being a professional basketball player.
>plumlee to thundiesthat's interesting, is it because iHart is injury-prone?
i'm still surprised the sixers gave up on mccaini guess they want roster/cap space for grimes but i'd err for the younger player in that case
The inefficient scoring guard who can't playmake or defend is dead to the league.15 years ago, they would've written songs about Cam's bag. Now, a 24-year-old gets waived a year after dropping 24 PPG.
>>153279594???Is that the same tyus jones or 2 different jones?
>>153279621nigga turned into a pumpkin, of course they dumped him
>>153279594i don't think we've talked enough about Utah. wtf is Ainge doing?
>>153279632we already did this one, champ
>>153279628I think they picked him up and then flipped him, not trading him and then buying him back
>>153279628It's just out of orderThey got Tyus Jones for cash then traded him to the Mavs for Branham
>>153279632>“Here’s your do-it-all 6’9 uber athletic Point Forward”
>>153279631their version of "finally going for it" still makes more sense than whatever the hell the wiz are doing
>>153279632Couldn’t even get by Embiid with 1 leg man . .
>>153279649kek
>>153279626they put it all on him to win i wouldnt give up on him there was no system there
this is a reminder that the Clippers are in full tank mode while OKC has their unprotected FRP
stealing this webm.Luka ain't doing this. Bron ain't doing this. Chain of command goes AR>Luka>Bron.
>>153279652yeah its over
>>153279647wiz will be scary with fully fit AD and trae trust the plan
>>153279654...did you think AR got his hand on that? that was vanderbilt.
>>153279647they're tanking but trade 3 first rounders for jjj ? how many years he got on the contract?
>>153279652SGA needs more help, they can't even beat the Spurs
>>153279674refs can only do so much
>>153279674>they can't even beat the Spursnot only did they have their starters out of the game, but they didn't even bother to sit on the bench.
>>153279674They beat the Spurs last time he played though, and almost beat them again without all their starters. They've downloaded them
>Reaves >Knueppal>Flagg Who else makes this team?
>>1532796703 + player option for 2029-30he, markkanen and the kids they've drafted are presumably going be it
>>153279689>They've downloaded thembruh the shitass mavs almost beat the spurs tonight, you corny ass jeet
>>153279699Yes retard, and that should tell you how bad the Spurs are.
>>153279647Ehhh, the Wiz didn’t give up much, the 1st rounders are terrible (this year’s OKC pick and top 20 protected Warriors pick) They bought low. Think the franchise got itchy feet after being terrible for years. If they still suck they can turn it into an ethical tank.
>>153279702ok so they didn't "download them" you filthy retard
talking about downloading made me google where is d'lo nowdidn't expect he's on the wizzie now
>>153279704the 'zards got a squad if AD stays out of the hospital.
>>153279715>Sarr>AD>Trae Young>D'Lo>KyshawnFUARK
>>153279733
>>153279715Ehhh Trae/AD is more fun and interesting than whatever thr fuck they have been doing over the last 3 years. It’s a high upside low downside situation. They haven’t sold their future or anything.
>>153279739plus it's the east!
How come rockets have a great record even with 2 key role players out yet they feel doomed.Also holy fuck their baby jokic and amen thompson are bad.Embiid still da goat
>>153279595How tf you have 1 turnover every 3 minutes
>>153279749they're big af and amen is the next draymond so the refs let him do anything
>>153279754>Ranjeet has to samefag because no (You)'s
>chris paul has to choose between moving to toronto to play some basketball or end his career sitting at home in la>this is somehow a difficult decision for him This dudes a bitch lol
now what?
>>153279759Ikr? He should just stay in LA.
>>153279689They managed to beat the Spurs once out of 4 times then immediately benched all their starters because they were afraid of the runback
>>153279654Luka is capable of defense like that and has proven it when it matters most:https://youtu.be/98LBSunTuZg?si=1IKG-H2x_ePnjgeWLeBron was also an all-defensive talent in his prime but these days, you're right, he's not doing that. That Reaves play was encouraging though.
>>153279632He's lost it man, this was embarrassing
celts shoulda shipped JBum cause now they gotta ship Tatbum who's gunna be on sale. both have retarded contracts and they not winning the east anytime soon their window is closed
>>153279771>tripfag>youtube tracking link>Lakersthis nigga got red flags
>>153279626Cam Thomas was basically an Antione Walker/Ben Gordon type. With shades of Sprewell. But worse than all of them.
>>153279779You obviously don’t post on /NFL/ or else you’d know who this nigga is
>>153279594>Gabe Vincent goneIt's a start
>>153279637>>153279640I see, thank you based anons <3
>>153279749Offence is ass (with a coach that is bad at it), roster construction makes no sense and they have killed their depth.Sengun with KD shooting only gets you so far.Vibes seem shitty, maybe KD is the problem.
>>153279779>>153279788Please stay on topic and keep it ball related, we just had a pretty good trade deadline, there is lots to talk about.
>>153279777They're third in the east with their best player out after salary dumping the absolute shit out of the roster. They're doing fine. Also who the fuck would they pick up for Brown's contract? Giannis?
>>153279798>Vibes seem shitty, maybe KD is the problem.He is most certainly the problem
>LeBron leaves this offseason >extend Reaves >make a run at Peyton Watson >If Denver pays him, inquire about Aaron Gordon >at least there will be enough money to make a run at 1-2 Defensive guysStill feeling optimistic
>>153279079I'm a LeBron hater but he's top tier genetics and takes care of his body. Not complicated. If you think he's on something you either never loft properly/heavy, diet is ass, or are super sedentary, or all of the above.
>>153279802Kennard will help I guess. But this offseason there’s flexibility to really create the right roster balance
>>153279817Nice try Balco
>>153279812AG is injury prone nowadays but then if the likes of Porzingis and AD still have demands so who knows
>>153279812Still a glaring issue in the front court. I'm not sure who they could even get this off season. Wouldn't of hated a swing for Vuc, I think Rui and Hayes would have made it work $ wise. Yeah he's a meh defender but an actual post threat would be a welcome addition. Too much outside chucking since no one respects any C or PF on LA's roster. I want to see Luka play with an actual skilled front court player just once.
>>153279798in july they traded for kd, and the vibes were great, then 2 months later fvv got "injured during an unofficial offseason workout in the Bahamas" now we got the tallest starting 5 of all time, and point amen, and fvv looks like he weighs 250lbs, how excited are you
>>153279806you'll see when you get bounced in the second round and realize the entire east got better except bucks nets and heat. could've went after jjj or AD pick up yabusele, got keon ellis ie drop salary and get younger couldve got 3 1st rounders outta anige there was moves to make you aint beating the pistons knicks cavs bro
Feels kinda sad that the pacers traded benn away, i kinda like him, he's a dawg. But they got zubac, so I'm looking forward to next year when hali comes back and they get peterson/boozer/aj. Jay Huff can be a backup center.
>>153279837Under the current CBA winning twice in three years is damn near impossible. They're under the first apron, and drastically overperforming in an intentional gap year. Plus for me personally I'm ditching them as soon as the Sonics come back, they're a rental because my buddy's from Massachusetts.
>be Flagg>simply float it over Wemby
>>153279824Yeah, well the frontcourt will probably always be a bit limited with a Luka/AR tandem. Some options I like are Gafford and Kessler despite the injury concerns. Some interesting players to keep an eye out for like Tari Eason. Mathurin and Peyton Watson are RFA’s so they may be had at the right price
>>153279849based carpet bagger
>>153279844Mathurin is the typical ‘score first, score second’ guard/wing that the league has wisened up to in recent years (see Cam Thomas, Cam Whitmore, Kuminga, etc). He’ll be lucky to have a contract in 3 years’ time
>>153279856Getting Kessler would be great. As for Eason I think he's overrated but could eat with Luka/AR taking double teams. Hartenstein would also do really well with that tandem but I think he has a player option this off season and if he doesn't sign an extension he's going to pick it up.
>>153279850tony parker was 6'1" and made a career out of it, no shame
>>153279861My Lakies bench unit is wisening up to Scam Thomas alright
>>153279866Floaters are my favourite shots, especially after nice footwork, as opposed to just sprinting and chucking up prayer to avoid getting blocked
>>153279871He’s physically incapable of playing alongside Luka or AR
>>153279861Yeah, he feels like a smarter and better kuminga to me. I think he can be a good 6th man by giving the bench unit some scoring ability>>153279863>he has a player optionIt's a team option
I find it kinda sad that Hornies are on a 8 gamw winstreak & they still are 4 games under .500
>>153279881nothing about the hornets run is sad, it's top tier sports entertainment
>>153279880Maybe but he’ll have to get his act together quickly, because he hasn’t been good this year for the Pacers and this was supposed to be his chance to show that he’s deserving of a good contract this offseason
>>153279881They're finally healthy, guys were in and out of the lineup to start the year.
>>153279976Realistically, if they're healthy in the playoffs, who in the east is beating them 4 times?
>>153279898I wonder what Kawhi thinks about all this. He's gone in the off season.
>>153279987>who in the east is beating them 4 timesthe cavaliers, the celtics, the knicks, the pistons
>>153280002>the celticsDid everyone get injured again?
>>153280003did you injure your head again?
wow looks like luka got injured, left the court with a +- of -10 and the lakers in a hole, but once he was gone the lakers dug themselves out of the hole and made a comeback and won the game easliythe problem is for the lakers that while it was a timely injury you just can't guarantee he's going to get injured in the playoffs too and the trade deadline is already over
Im scared of the french nt in these upcoming tournaments bros. Wemby gobert sarr how the fuck is anyone outside america gonna compete
>>153280104finally somone gets it
>>153280104Muslim subhuman
>>153280119Germany will be better. Gobert is ancient and Wemby’s the only actually good young French player.
>>153280155Our golden generation is old as fuck though. I dont think we will be top 5 by 2027 even. America, Canada, France Serbia, Greece and Turkey all have better youth talent. Spain and italy arent half bad either
And Slovenia was absolutely terrible outside Luka but they got Jaxson Hayes now
>>153280119If Edey stays healthy, we're going for Gold
>>153280170You have quite a few good young players. Hannes Steinbach, Christian Anderson, Johann Grunloh, Eric Reibe, and Ivan Kharchenkov are all good-to-great high major college players at 19-20 y/o, and look like future NBA players. They’re also good positional fits around Franz.
>>153280179They have a potential lotto pick in the 27 draft, Stefan Joksimovic, but other than that they’re looking rough yet.
>>153280181Shai and Edey will be the best pick and roll partnership in the world. Just unstoppable.
union crack goin wild
>>153280189Thata true
>>153280104Based
How did the lakers not trade poopdick doncic for kevin durant or ja morant
Pat riley washed old wrinkle dick thinks hes getting giannis for the nth time so he didnt make any trades
my white goat frfr
That was the worst trade deadline in history Dead league
>>153280255larry bird exists
>>153280273larry bird isn't playing
>>153280275everyone would take bird over reaves.
>>153280255Where was this wwhen he got swept
>>153280179Hayes ain't moving no needles
>>153280255he's the best white undrafted nba player
What was the point of the nets waiving three players and then not making any trades. They have 30 picks and didnt try to trade any of them protected? Please just ban and remove the nets from the nba. Pacers got a player they wanted and only had to give a protected for this year which theyll obviously win
Imagine thinking your team had a chance at getting a perennial all-star in Giannis, and instead gives away a heap of players that actually show up to work to play... all for Porzingis, a man that might give you 10 games before the season ends. KP clearly suffers from a mixed platter of venereal diseases as well as alcohol consumption. What the fuck were the dubs thinking?
>>153280429makes no sense could've moved up in last years draft too. i guess they just dont think they can compete right now so just dump salary
>>153280429just the nets having fun. this is the organisation that drafted 5 guys in the first round this year . they teach us not to take life or sports too seriously
>>153280541i think his 'illness' is bullshit he saw what ben simmons got away with and is doing the same
>>153280429>>153280550herees the other thing, did you know that 1 game played is all you need to be enrolled in nba pension & health benefits program? Silver made the nets draft these jews as punishment for Kyrie. expect more of this from Silver, every jew on earth will be drafted or signed to a 10 day contract
>>153280602Kek
>>153280429They’re tanking and want to play their young guys. You can see the vision. What’s the point in having Cam Thomas chuck when they aren’t going to re-sign him anyway?Rockets own their 2027 pick though kek
you could opine that the hornets & spurs have about the same chance of making it to the finals and not be laughed out of the room entirely
Wtf Plumlee is out of league since he immediately got waived
the dynasty starts after you
>>153279026>Shams Charania@ShamsCharaniaBREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Dončić has sustained a Grade 3 strained pussy, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Injury occurred early in today’s game vs the Philadelphia Sixers after trying too hard to be a cute bitch. Expected to miss 4–6 weeks. Mavericks evaluating surgical vs. non-surgical options.Shams Charania@ShamsCharaniaBREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Dončić has sustained a Grade 3 strained pussy, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Injury occurred early in today’s game vs the Philadelphia Sixers after trying to be a cute bitch. Expected to miss 4–6 weeks. Mavericks evaluating surgical vs. non-surgical options.>Shams Charania@ShamsCharaniaBREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Dončić has sustained a Grade 3 strained pussy, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Injury occurred early in today’s game vs the Philadelphia Sixers after trying too hard to be a cute bitch. Expected to miss 4–6 weeks. Mavericks evaluating surgical vs. non-surgical options.Shams Charania@ShamsCharaniaBREAKING: Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Dončić has sustained a Grade 3 strained pussy, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Injury occurred early in today’s game vs the Philadelphia Sixers after trying too hard to be a cute bitch. Expected to miss 4–6 weeks. Mavericks evaluating surgical vs. non-surgical options.
>>153280869lol!
>>153280814Wasn’t he washed like 5 years ago?The NBA community thanks him for his service is convincing Jokic he was a goat in otherwise one of the worst trades ever
>>153280907That said, credit to Mason Plumlee for sticking around in the NBA for 13 years and making $80m as a bench guy.
>>153279594why did the Jazz trade for Lonzo Ball and then waive him?
>>153280978They got second round picks as a salary dump
>>153280978They had no interest in Ball. They just wanted the draft picks
>>153280255>when wearing white sneakers on the first thursday of a monthmodern stats are a joke.
How is ben simmons still a free agent? Is it ego not wanting to take a vet min? He's 6'10 and can defend and pass.
Are the sixers fucking serious they were winning most of the game then just absolutely imploded
>>153281047He clearly doesn’t enjoy playing
>>153281078Austin Reeves went bananas in the 4th quarter. Not just from three either, I saw him out there D’ing up Joel. That was a sad way to snap a five game winning streak tho, Luka left the game early and LeBron is washed so it should have been an easy win. Austin Reeves decided to go out and change fate instead. LeBron really is washed too. He looked so slow out there. He practically had his head bic shaved too, he almost looked like he’s finally giving up on trying to make those horrible hair plugs work and just embracing baldness. It’s crazy to watch him nowadays remembering how fast he played when we were kids.
>>153281083Then why does he post workout videos on his instagram story? It's not like he's a model? What is he training for then
what is the best nba/basketball related podcast
>>153281106Austin did his thing sure and if I remember correctly Marcus Smart dropped two threes in a row late in the fourth but the sixers fucking imploded badly. Pretty much from the end of the third to the rest of the game they missed damn near every shot.
>>153281047He was only in it for the money and he got the money and now he couldn’t care less. His agent straight up said it out loud in an interview. He won’t come back unless someone wants to offer him another huge contract for no reason and even then he probably won’t play at all. What he did in the nba was damn near criminal for real https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u-Rdspitlzk
>>153281078Maxey is just gassed he leads the league in minutes. Nurse is playing him 40 minutes a night and he went 1-9 from three. McCain isnt there anymore and then grimes and oubre didn't pick up on the slack from maxeys off night.
>>153281117>Jeff Teague>no fouls given (danny green and paul pierce)>off guard (austin rivers)
>>153281126>He was only in it for the moneyWhy didn't he try harder so he make hundreds of millions more?
>>153281111Probably wants to work out but not have the pressure of an NBA contract anymore. This is all assumption, but didn’t he retire or something? His actions seem to suggest that he’s not all that bothered
>>153281155because lebron took him to a diddy party (as part of the recruitment for nike as ben was going to get his own shoe eventually) and ben realized that level of fame and money just isn't for him. it's why he broke up with kendall jenner. he didn't want to marry into a freemason family
>>153281167On paper he hasn't retired and is still listed as a free agent. I don't think he is marketing himself as someone that cares or wants to join the league though. Like >>153281126 said, if some idiot GM wants to throw him $10m a year then sure he'll come back but he isn't begging for it yet and will just continue fishing on his yacht
Will he ever score fewer the 30 points again?
>>153281155Dude’s already earned $200m which is generational wealth. Surprised we don’t see it more often where people peace out. Some people love the game and need the structure and life of a pro player and some just don’t
>Paul George has been suspended for 25 games by the NBA for violating the league's anti-drug policy after taking improper medication related to his mental health.>The suspension will cost him about $11.7 million in salary this season>Paul George will lose about $11.7million in salary because the NBA suspends players without pay for anti‑drug violations.>The 76ers don’t get the full $11.7million — they only get a luxury tax credit worth about half of that (around $5.8million).kek what a bitch
>>153281279ok but how retarded is it that mental health meds are banned
>>153281291how do we know it was actually mental health medicine and they're not just lying to save face?
>>153281324Well for one it would be easy enough for the nba to call them out. Why are you so unwilling to give them the benefit of the doubt anyway?
Should i buy pokemon singles (gen 1-2) or a MTG Final fantasy Booster display? #uever
>>153281368singles. MTG is getting overprinted to all hell
In another timeline this guy is the worlds most famous comedian
>>153281424
Thank you ad...
>>153281291>>153281324>>153281349So curiosity got the best of me, and i went and checked the CBA. There are indeed psychotropic drugs like benzodiazepines that are banned by the league.My guess is he took benzodiazepines for anxiety or insomnia assuming what he said about the mental health purpose is true, because my doctor prescribed lorazepam to me for my insomnia as well.https://imgix.cosmicjs.com/25da5eb0-15eb-11ee-b5b3-fbd321202bdf-Final-2023-NBA-Collective-Bargaining-Agreement-6-28-23.pdf
>>153281528>im a fellow schizo myself credibility ruined
Just saw the news that >my Pacers traded for Zubac. This might be a rare Pritchard L. Zubac is a decent big man and gives us the desperately needed rebounding. But giving away our first round pick when we will be in the running for #1 overall? And giving up two players with it? I don't know about this one. Pritchard has been great these last few years, so I guess I'll trust the plan. But I don't think he fits the run and gun scheme that Pacers have built since 2021.
>>153279844>and they get peterson/boozer/aj.How are they gonna do that when they traded their 1st round pick?
>>153281624It's top 1-4 and 10-20 protected
>>153281594If you feel like you have schizophrenia, it's best to consult a psychiatrist
>>153281609The pick is protected 1-5 and 10-30 though.
>>153281609The Pacers keep the pick for the players they want in the draft and lose it for the players they don't
You know what, Naji Marshall may not be a good for nothing thug
>>153281349The NBA isn’t allowed. PG can name what he took but has chosen not to do it and remain vague.>>153281528You can get Theraputic Use Exceptions if you get them through a legit doctor (and it’s long rumoured these are widely abused).
Celtics would be foolish to not cash in on Jaylen Brown if the opportunity is there. I reckon some teams would pay an MVP package for him in the offseason
>>153281649>>153281693That just means we will 100% get the 6th, 7th, 8th or 9th pick.
>>153281450>gaybe didn't get a thank you graphic
>>153281609Zubac gives them what they need but it feels like an overpay given his age. It’s only a disaster if the Pacers aren’t good for the next 3 years.
>>153281918He's better than whomever they'd draft in that range
>>153280104TRVKE
>>153281918Right, but that’s fine. You keep your other pick but don’t miss out on a top prospect. I think it’sa win/win for the Pacers - you either get someone great or you give up a shittier pick.
>>153281916Nah you crazy, c's winnin it all this year and next
>>153281959If they do, it'll be in spite of Brown
>>153281924
>>153279494who has that webm of the knicks sticking their fingers up each others bums?
Kek welcome back Mike
>>153282174What is it about the NBA that makes so many of their players go bald ? Is it the testosterone
>Free agent guard Mike Conley Jr. plans to return to the Minnesota Timberwolves, sources tell ESPN. The sides are working on timing of him re-signing. Conley was traded twice this week – to Chicago, then to Charlotte – before being released and allowed to rejoin the Wolves.Wuffs didn't want to wait until his contract is up to resign him kek
Minutes played yesterday>Oubre: 39:45>Embiid: 38:30>VJ: 39:09>Maxey: 37:18There is not a chance in hell all 4 stay healthy throughout the 25 games Paul George is suspended for.
>>153279390my man just started speaking with a SoCal accent and they shipped him to Siberia
Why are the nuggets worse with jokic
>>153281528ah, a fellow lorezepam enjoyerlife is shit, innit
>>153282667Literally just three point luck, that's all it is
>>153282053The ring chasing is just shameless at this point. Barkley and Malone ring chased once at the end of their careers. This fool has been ring chasing for damn near 15 years.
>>153282668All a nigga need is vyvanse, the shit makes life enjoyable
cant respect a nigga who wears new balance
>>153282852Im on 56mg of Concerta, do not find it enjoyable
>every /nba/ Jokic denier is on medsNoticed
>>153282852All you really need is exercise, good food and a good sleep schedule. Make sure you're getting plenty of vitamin C and D. And stop gooning too. Maybe a little weed at night to help with high blood pressure. Dump the pharmajewticals. ADHD is completely made up.
WHOA NOW...STOP GOONING? NAW BRA
>>153282260Testosterone and aging. Welcome to life, it's not a movie.
WTF are the Clippers doing? Convince me they give a single shit about the team. >>153281432Enjoy ten more years with Doc and your brother. Hope trading away your chip team was worth it, oreo boy.
>>153279026Take me back.https://youtu.be/dig1LKBvWT4?si=-VBv34VqTNmZRbvy
The CEO has been called down to dry jack Ime of his wrongs
>>153279790>>153279825The true point guard hate needs to stop. Your teams are shadows of what they could be right now.
>>153281111Because he gets to hammer all sorts of strange and gets his celeb treatment without being held accountable.
>>153279213Harden still massively dominates the single season turnovers record
>>153282174Wait I thought that wasn't allowed
LeGOAT has the most points in NBA history.
>>153279079He didnt play defense his whole career, means hes got a lot left in the tank.
>>153279115>>153279114Thinking about an AR squad with better supporting cast that doesn't dribble the air out of the ball for 20 seconds per possession.
>>153279175imagine him tryin to dribble when it actually took skill
>>153283458He was traded to the bulls then with Charlotte so when he got bought out, he couldn’t sign with the Bulls.
>>153279455
>>153283472AR plays well with Luka. Bron ruins everything.
>>153283565Bron is the only one of those three whos won shit in the league.
>>153283427>guys with the ball in their hands a historic amount have lots of turnovers important point and not retarded at all. Brett Favre sucked too right he was awful, just look at his total interception numbers.
>>153283594Approaching 6 years since
>>153283565>Luka and AR play iso ball that doesn’t leading winning somehow not the problem but Lebron, who won the Lakers a championship is Huh
man i feel bad for collin sexton he was playing really well and showing heart for the hornetstough businessFuck the chicago bulls btw
>>153281693>1-5Every report I've seen is it's protected 1-4 but maybe they have their intel wrong. I think the Clips hope it doesn't convey next year though, because if it doesn't, they get an unprotected in 2031, which will probably be after Haliburtons window. >>153281609>But I don't think he fits the run and gun scheme that Pacers have built since 2021.Yeah I was a bit puzzled by the trade as well, Turner was about as good a defender but could step out and shoot 3's at least. Zubac has only attempted 12 threes in his career and 0 threes the last 3 years so it isn't like he's going to all of the sudden at it to his game.
>>153283622I was suprised they traded Sexton, but Coby White is definitely an upgrade: he's younger and better.
Your reply can remove any 5 NBA figures. Go.Patrick Dumont and Adelsons>>153279455Rich PaulDoc RivSilver
>>153283602Favre at least won a superbowl
Why is Sexton's nickname "Young Bull?"
Man i dont think Zubac will work well with the pacers system... i understand they had to pull the trade but losing mathurin really suckI
>>153283617>Net rating with Luka and Reaves but NO Lebron: +21.6>Net rating with Luka and Reaves AND Lebron: -2.8Uhhhh
>>153279647What the Wiz are doing is great, they kept all their young developing players while getting Trae to lead the team, and if AD can actually stay healthy (MASSIVE if) they will be competetive in the East for the next few years. Future is bright for DC, Sarr is a stud and I think the other Tre (Johnson) will be too. And they're both so young! 20 and 19 respectively.
>>153283653Ngl i thought Sexton was a bit younger and White a bit older lol
>>153283682He's not closeted, you're just insecure with your own sexuality so you interpret any friendliness and compassion from another man as 'gay'. Men like you are unironically what is wrong with the world.
>>153283720trvth nvke
My warriors are fucked with porzingis but the celtics getting vucevic was pretty funny too This will be a flop signing 100%
>>153283720His brother literally told me he’s gay but won’t come out. Ever since then I’ve been trying to distance myself with him. Dude always follows me around and tries to tag along with everything I do.
>>153283768You gave up nothing valuable
>>153283775So what? Doesn't mean he's into you, and if you ever feel he crosses a line, calmly but firmly explain you aren't gay and aren't interested. Not complicated. This is basic adult shit.
>>153283846I don’t want to be associated or talk with faggots.
>>153283878based
>>153283824Kuminga was elite in the postseason, we should have gotten at least a pick for him
>>153281149>Jeff TeagueYou all remember when he came out and said that LeBron is using roids and immediately took it back then next day?
>>153283878>>153283927Then I refer you back to my original statement: men like you are what is wrong with the world. I think homosexuality is depraved and wrong, but the fact is you have to deal with them and people who's lifestyles you don't agree with. Real men aren't as delicate as you and can handle those who have differnt views and lifestyles, no matter how wrong. Maybe one day, you'll grow up.
>>153283768Warriors should have gone after Vuc: sure his cieling isn't as high as Porzingus but at least he can stay healthy.
>Kleiman did not hide his hand on the fact that Memphis is "turning the page" in a new direction. Zach Edey, Cedric Coward, Jaylen Wells, Cam Spencer and Clayton were mentioned as players who may fit into the team's next direction..... "I'm not going to sit here and crown any of them and say they're going to be the next this, they're going to be the next that, but we have a critical mass of players that fit the identity that we're going for", Kleiman said.Jazzbros is he right is Walter Clayton good at all? His stats look like dogshit
>>153284335I don't see why Morant can't stick around and fit in with this next timeline. He's still only 26 ffs
>>153284048Isn't the first person to say that. Won't be the last. Bron is 100% on some PED's. Reminder that Savannah was in the files for PED's when that MLB player got caught.
>>153282901Yes you can. You already do.
>>153284335Those are good rookie stats
>>153284157Post is as good if not better than both
>>153281959>c's winnin it all this yearyepclippers
you now remember peak ben simmons
>>153279026Meal. Steakhouse burger. First time trying.
>>153281368definitely singlesmtg wax is basically for flipping only
>>153281528>insomniatry excising you lazy brown sack of shit
>>153284893Respect Malaysia you bum.>>153284865Do you get tried eating by yourself everyday? Aren’t you 6’5 and go to the gym? Find yourself a gym baddie bro
>>153281193Knipple got 30 yesterday also his team won and his +- was in positive territory and the hornets are now in the play-ins thanks to Knipple's exceptional contributions to the team including leading them to a franchise record 9+ game win streak The FlaggROTY meme is pretty much kaput, Knipple has it guaranteed unless he gets injured or something
>>153284385Because he doesnt wanna be there. No point of keeping him hes just gonna pout & be unmotivated.
>>153284922No. I prefer to eat alone actually.
>>153281126lmao this pleb doesn't know how to embed shorts
>>153284865>$16 for that
>>153284990based
>>153285030yall voted for this
>>153284990AVRA
>>153279592Dude use the original pic. Dont crop my fucking meme out, asshole.
>>153284922I do DoorDash. Most people I see eating in restaurants are by themselves or families with the occasional group of teenagers and those are the minority. It’s mostly a culture shift cause I came up in the 90s and it was rare to see someone eating alone in the restaurant.
>>153284956>The NBA Rookie of the Year award is decided by a panel of 100 sports writers and broadcasters from across the United States and CanadaFlagg is getting that shit whether he deserves it or not
>>153285109i think he'll suffer from lakers pressure syndrome and fuck his 3pt%
>>153280550Whats the verdict on these rookies after half a season?
>>153285188>I came up in the 90sDamn unc
>>153282174I doubt he even left minnesota the past days
>>153283687Mathurin was always going to get traded. There is no real room for him with Haliburton, Nembhard and Nesmith in the back court. He was a 4th overall pick, so he clearly wants a starting role somewhere, but that was just not going to happen on the Pacers. The Pacers are a run and gun team and that requires good passing around the perimeter, something that Mathurin is not good at. He is a ball stopper/iso player. LA fans love that kind of ball after watching guys like Kobe, LeBron, Kawhi and Harden for decades.
>>153285245I’m only 44. I turn 45 in May.
>>153285238Will probably all be out of the league within 5 years, besides Demin who will survive as a role player solely because he had one of the greatest single season 3pt developments ever. Horrendous draft.
>>153285301>go 0.5/5 on your FRPsLmao.
>>153284990that's good, because you're gonna be doin it for a long time
>>153285346The fact that they lucked into that 0.5 is the funniest part. Demin could never shoot before this season and suddenly he's one of the best shooters in the NBA. Pure luck.
>>153285292I mean i understand why the pacers had to do it but I guess the 26/27pacers wont be as good as the 24/25 teamturner and mathurin roles were very underrated
Masterclass by the wolves front office. Snatched a solid needed backup guard and got under the tax apron.
>>153285352I don’t understand what you mean.
>>153285501One of the most mind boggling trades ive ever seen
>>153279109He keeps the sixers in basketball purgatory, which is their karmic payback for their shameless tanking. They're too good with him to bottom out and rebuild , but he's too much of an unreliable fraud to make them a legit contender and he has no trade value because everyone knows ne's a time bomb. He's stuck on the Sixers and they're stuck with him and they're just going to tread water and lose in the early rounds of the playoffs every year until his contract expires. And Phillyfags will keep talking wbout what *could* have happened as if a guy who was made of glass and played like a bitch was ever going to stay healthy or come through in the clutch. This is all he ever could be.
NBA?more like Negroes BegAy
Man I'd be pissed if I was a Knicks fan. Imagine if the best player on your team was a flopping bitch ass nigga like Brunson. Even with all the wins I feel like I'd have to stop watching. No way I could ever support such a soft, flopping, actor, goofy ass bitch like Brunson.
>>153285030Mind boggling considering the quality is ass, and that's a 1/4 pound burger patty and you could get multiple pounds of whole muscle meat for $16 and use it to make multiple meals. Fast food was a bargain back in the day but these days you're litteraly retarded if you buy it
Looga Doncheech
>>153285556I dont know what happened over there but the timberwolves are becoming one of the most respectable franchises. They used to be a little better than the high poverty shitholes but now they make smart moves
>>153285805> the timberwolves are becoming one of the most respectable franchisesTheir two point guards are Nyshon "Bones" Hyland and Ayo "Ayo" Dosunmu.
>>153285681Reminder that this is not only in america. A year ago I went to taco bell and paid 15€ for 2 sad burritos and some fries, half an hour later was hungry again. Fuck modern life and modern nba for that matter
>>153285916Respect Bones
>>153285653frfr watchin hali humiliate those bums was god tier
>>153285109needs finasteride + minoxidil
>>153285496Yea, the depth of last year's Pacers team is why they were one game (and a torn achilles) away from winning their first championship. They could just run teams into the ground by having a seemingly endless bench. But it wasn't feasible to keep them all together. Turner was/is a terrible rebounder, and Zubac is a massive improvement in that regard. I don't think Pacers will ever win a title. We had our shot after MJ retired and we had our shot last year. We will make a few solid playoff runs, maybe a couple ECF appearances, but last year was THE window.
I can't believe people spend more than $10 at fast food. I order only value menu and live in one of the highest COL areas in the country. Stop getting sides and drinks
>>153285975adam silver booking halibum to do that at the nba rumble then booking SGA to go over at nbamania is the worst booking decision in sports entertainment history
KWABOTY prediction for this years playoffs? Team and player
>>153285916And Donte and Conley?>>153285981Man thats a blackpill :( sadly i agreeThats what makes that achilles injury hurt even moreAlso btw Im worried about Haliburton weight gain...i hope thats not something hes considering for the future
>>153285935Yeah it's crazy. I only go to fast food like once a month or two if I'm craving something very specific that is harder to make by myself, typically the double El Diable burger at Carls jr but even then that thing is like $11 alone. At least it's filling though.
>>153285981>webeing a fan doesn't make you a part of the organization, that'd be like me buying a Big Mac makes me a part of the McDonalds corporation.
>>153286082Conley's gone and Donte's not a point guard.
>>153285030>$16 for thatsome jews are bad with money
>>153285935Why are you going to taco bell for burritos in Burrito land.
>>153286140Conley is back bro
>>153286185lol what a cuck going right back to the team that traded him
>>153286088>IT's BACK.. FOR ETERNITY*>*available for a limited time
>>153286153I'm actually going to Applebee's Sunday to get this, looking forward to it. >>153286167>Spain>Burrito landyou're why Europeans think Americans are all retarded.
The Ayo trade is still pending hmmmm what if the Bulls pull a Nick Richards special and void the trade?
>>153286082>>153286185Conley has been awful all year. T'Wolves brought him back to be a player coach more or less
Chris Paul might have the worst retirement tour of any player ever
You cant win a rang with cantman. Hard capped at wcf.
>>153286153we ain't eating that
>>153286082>Also btw Im worried about Haliburton weight gainNo, the weight gain is a good thing. I've been saying for 3 years that he needs to add weight so he stops getting bullied on defense. As long as he keeps his ball handling, play making abilities and 3 point shot, the weight gain should only help his overall game, and help him stop getting injured so much.>>153286132Yea and sucking dick doesn't make you a fag, yet there you are.
>>153286308Replace cantman with julius randle and i agree
>>153286207
>>153286353JEWlius Randle
Trade Deadline Winners:>Grizzlies traded JJJ for multiple picks and Hendricks>Bulcetrade their mids for peanuts to bottom out and ensure they don't have to overpay their mids again. Bulce fans being mad just proves they won>Clippersdidn't fall for their own meme run and started the rebuild while Harden was at peak valueLosers:>Day to Davistime to retire buddy>Small guardsnot a good look for Trae, Ja, and the guards the Bulce sent out. >DeAndre AytonGAYbe is gone, leaving Ayton the biggest target for the LA media
>>153286334Who bully's Hali on defense? He's a solid defender, he's never hunted on D which is all you can ask for from an offensive hub. There is also no correlation between weight and injuries. Tatum and Lillard are built and both suffered the same achilles injury Hali did.
>>153286492>upseting your own fanbase is...le good
>>153286492>no more GAYBE>but the new scapegoat can also have GAY built into his namefuck you GAYTON
Bro how the fuck is kyrie irving still not back
>>153286548When the Lord closes one door, he opens another.
>>153285981that pacers run was legendary and probably not repeatable, haliburton hit so many clutch shots in that knicks series
>knicks pistons>heat celticshow much shitposting will there be?
>>153287037We'll always have the memories
>>153286494>Who bully's Hali on defense?He gets bullied by the refs actually. He needs to bulk up and start screaming in their faces like LeBron and Draymond do. Enough with the nice guy shit.
>>153286063Unlike Cody, I don't think Haliburton will finish the story
>>153287175okc got the last laugh tho
>>153286492Good. Villainize Ayton and see the dog in him come out.
>>153287388They tried this in Phoenix and he just shut down completely.
>>153287365>the last laughLiterally everybody sees them as paper champs. That's why they had to do a panic trade after starting the year "on pace" to beat the Warriors win record.
>>153287447Cool. Scoreboard + check the record book. Not the thunders fault Haliburton snapped his Achilles. Kiss the ring while ur at it.
I havent heard about sga in literal weeks. Apparently hes injured? Dude has no presence without the media. Easily the worst of the top 4 players
>>153287531You guys lost to the Pacers backups a couple weeks ago. Literally nobody rates your paper trophy. Pipe down.
>>153286308Nothing but facts from the bong
>>153287599MVP doesn't need that noise, he just stacks days and wins.
>>153284853Despite the criticism, Simmons is a two-way superstar. His mulish refusal to be bullied into taking garbage shots is a strength, not a vulnerability. While other players rebel against efficiency-based trends, he icily dumps data into shot-chart spreadsheets with stylized keystrokes: transition dunk, 3-point assist, straight line driving dunk, 3-point assist, dunk off a lob, 3-point assist. He has a handful of tricks that weaponize defenders’ instincts to sink into the lane, such as swerving into dribble-handoffs that free up shooters with ribcage-crunching screens. Before being sidelined with a back injury during the 2020 season, Simmons led the NBA in assists on 3-point baskets, was tenth among qualified leaders, and finished fifth in points created off assists per game. Even with his idiosyncrasies, he is the rare player who can sculpt a game to fit his own economy.On the other side of the ball, Simmons’s defense is unholy. His size, discipline, and nimble feet make him a terrible date for volume-scoring wings: they can’t shoot over him, can’t cook him off the dribble, and can’t turn the corner to shoulder-shim their way to the rack. He is not spidery enough to block many shots, but ranks among the leaders in disruptive stats like steals, deflections, and loose balls recovered thanks to a motor that can go from purring to roaring in a blink. Measurements of defensive versatility annually place Simmons at the top of the NBA, and his assignments range from chasing gnats like Trae Young to manning the pivot as a small-ball center.Over the last twenty-five years, NBA superstardom has been defined by scorers. Michael Jordan, Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant. Men who yearned for the final shot and vicariously fulfilled the fantasies of every kid who whispered down the final seconds of an imaginary clock on the playground or family driveway. From that perspective, Simmons’s paradigm-shifting excellence is as unrecognizable as an iceberg veiled by fog.
>>153287409Let's just see if history repeats itself, brother. I'm prepared for three teams to fund this prodigal center.
>>153287883I wonder if he'll ever make a return. If Lu Dort can be an NBA player, why not Ben Simmons?
>>153287968You are talking to a bot right now
How many careers has Glenn River's destroyed and how many more will they let him destroy?
>>153288117That's not chat-gpt.
>>153288120the white owners love him so he's here to destroy things forever
>>153288120He's the second worst terrorist in coaching history after Larry Brown. A micromanager with a mildewed offensive playbook, who bobbed between passive aggression and shoving his players under the bus. >>153288117I'm not a bot.
>>153288120How is a man so loved by coaches, players, and media? Not even Bill Simmons talks shit about him. He must code switch like crazy.
Harden was so based for gossipping to a bunch of chinese kids about how much of a snake daryl morey is
new >>153268921>>153268921>>153268921>>153268921>>153268921
Why are we making a new thread at 480 posts
>>153289079>we
CoopGOD
KWABooper Flagg
>>153288120Mine
>>153290401Hoopa Kwabb
Kon BAWBs and VJ BABBs have been real quiet since this dropped
>>153288120Giannis is the only one and he wanted Doc as coach even tho the previous coach's record was like 40-10
>>153288610Bill Simmons was his original shit talker back in the day. He only came around to Glenn recently when Glenn started showing up on his podcast. I bet there is tons of players who want nothing to do with him but just aren't vocal about it to the media due to bro code.
>>153289051this shit is 2 days old stop shilling your earlyfag thread.
>>153290535>KWABooper Bawb
>>153290685and PROVD
new thread >>153279035>>153279035>>153279035>>153279035
>>153283468this
earlyfags upon earlyfags
>>153291236Gotta pick between an old garbage thread or an earlyfag one lmao
>>153291236petefag has them broken
>>153291642>>153291642>>153291642>>153291642new
>page 10whoa that was close
