you ready?
shouldn't be Meloni the one who declares the games open?
>>153289871The CBC stream has had 100x more ads than the peacock one, I have them both open at once
>>153289883nvm, thank god.
PRESIDENTE
>>153289872Is that the pope?
>Emperor Mozarella officially declared games for open
>>153289843Rhodesians didn’t receive billions US taxpayer money
President Mozzarella
>quindicesima
BASED MATTARELLA GRAZIE
do Europeans like their ceremonial presidents? I don't get the point
>>153289432change his diapers?
>>153289873Winter Olympics are always smaller/cozier.
>>153289897She’s not the head of state ya dummy
based president
>mattarellaMY KNEES ARE BENDING
JACKIE CHAN
>>153289836
>>153289841there is nothing on gem. its a waste of money
>>153289867 Israel was a strong ally to both Rhodesia and South Africa
Who was the most corrupt?
>>153289852He's been replaced like four times now. I'm just so delighted Thomas Bach has fucked off, hopefully to prison.
>>153289883ROFL CBC just cut his ass off to go to an ad break for fucking Bathdepot
Unexpected Jackie Chan upscare
>>153289841Proton throwaway, they think I'm a boomer called Dave from Ottawa
>>153289843Hi Jeffery
>>153289754Absolutely
THAT’S RIGHT MCMAYNERBURY, BROTHA RUNNIN WITH A TORCH AND NOT A DAAAAAAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>153289923I don't know, but I hated the Bach era.
>>153289873As much shit as the Paris ceremony got, it's extremely hard to match the Eiffel Tower and the rest of Paris lit up at night.
KINO
>>153289913/whiter
What were the crowd chanting when the president started speaking?
>>153289909don't you like Windsor clowns?
>>153289923>She's Rhodesianlmao
>>153289841Just watch it in French or Inuktikut/Cree
>>153289909>do europeans like make believe pretend work that doesnt do anything and pays you to do nothing productivelisten to yourself, you sound ridiculusyou've been gone too long, brexit americanized you too much, come back this shits not good for you
>>153289844
>>153289923Obviously Coubertin. You can never trust a man in a fake moustache.
>>153289909personally I don't, I think they're useless and nobody knows them internationally anyway.at least monarchs sell tabloid newspaper copies to middle aged women.
NESSUN DORMA
GOAT
BOCELLI
>>153289909Do you like your ceremonial king?
>>153289914doesn't mattershes the one who is more importantits an utter meme having someone who's technically in power that has no power
>>153289925the ads are inescapeable and every country's sports presentation is ass. in the us we can get good coverage of the premier league, but the UK can't. but they get better coverage of our sports. it's all fucked.
This montage of Italy is unironically sovlful
VICTORIA
>>153289442it's real btw
>>153289781I have a Canada Goose jacket already, I don't need or want this one.
isn't this guy a rapist
There's your Bocelli, impatient dumbasses
BASED
>>153289890>>153289927Fuck off thieves. You never paid any of the taxes that us Canadians did to enjoy the quality programing from the CBC.
>>153289933de Bach or Debussy?
Can't this nigga sing any other song?
KINO KINO KINO
MY FUCKING GOAT
>>153289878MisreadMy bad
The montage of this song in this movie was kino
my nigga Andrea
>>153289961He just couldn't see what he was doing.
>>153289941that's different
This is 999999999999999999 better than Mariah Carey
LA28 will have Mariah Carey
>singing Nessun Dorma at the winter olympicsI hope Mr. Boccelli will be fine.
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>>153289909you tell me fellow European
OMG CUNTS FIX YOUR AUDIO WHEN GOAT IS SINGING
Nestle's Doormat
Finally! Some real fucking music from Italia!
>>153289935It was pouring rain it looked miserable
>>153289961Who gives a shit
>>153289954That’s common in europoor countries, like the kang of the uk for example
THE GOAT
i expect Italians to have strong opinions about the way "grazie" is said at the end of the olympics.
>>153289923theres someone from zimbabwe on that list, do you even need to ask?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOMIS4D8-VI
>>153289974Underrated
>>153289950LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI like opera
>>153289923Another ABE institution
boccelli is a meme for plebs. this singing is terrible.
pavarotti sung this in turin 2006 then died few months later
>>153289964I'm just watching a bit of curling, Canuckbro :>
For me, it's Pavarotti
>>153289900DUCE
Is this the one where he screams VINCEROOOOOOO? I love that shit
>Andrea BoccelliYou doubted?!
That’s how it’s fucking done, Mariah
>>153284491I told you... they were saving him for the end.
>>153289958Science mfs when you remind them we came from the monkey
>>153289955CBC usually goes commercial free for most of the opening ceremonies. This has been beyond just a few. Surprised they are not cutting off the opera now to do a Mario Movie split screen which they did during Mariah.
how can he sing if he‘s blind?
I swear Bocelli must be so fucking tired of singing Nessun dorma. I've swear I've seen him singing the same shit in at least 5 other events
Good, but he's no Pavarotti
>>153289923 Probably the Greek
I was wondering when they’d have someone sing. Took them until the end of the ceremony
K I N O INO
finally something good
fennoswedes did it better thoughhttps://youtu.be/WOMIS4D8-VI
>>153289909I don't like Steinmeier. The sooner he is out of office, the better.That said, you do like Charles, don't you?I mean, he DOES compare favorably to Starmer....but so would fucking anyone not out of his fucking mind.
>No Jussi Björling Nessun DormaITS SHIT
VINCEROVINCEROVINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time to set fire to Nestle's Doormat
>>153290003rip bocelli, he'll be missed
GOAT BOCELLI ALL ALBA VINCEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVINCEEEEEEEEEEEROOOO
>two geriatrics carrying the flamesums up italy pretty well
>>153289991Britain?
andrea bocelli, his son aint bad either.
*Listening*
>>153289955>the ads are inescapeableliterally just set your vpn to germany and watch ARD
>>153289911
>>153289958Fucking based Don the boomer
sovl
>>153290016Echolocation.
>>153289994Gray-zee
>>153290018Nobody will ever be like the fat man.
WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>153290018he's also no Il Volo
Johnny Depp looking good
>basically no blacks in sight>only mentioned because of the jamaican bobsled meme moviebased, winter olympics FTW!
>>153289980>that's differentagreed, it's worse.At least our ceremonial presidents have a legitimacy that goes beyond "being born in the right family"
this has to be one of the best songs ever made
WHY HAVE THEY NOT GONE TO WIDESCREEN FOR THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Based Italia — best music.
Eurosport has been ad free fyi for the closing ceremony
>>153289909I fucking wish Macron was just ceremonial...
I FUCKING KNEEL
>>153290016the notes are in braille
>>153290015I like when they cut to an ad break during the national anthem of the host nation. #elbowsup
Now kids, THIS is a banger!
WE ARE ALL ITALIAN TODAY
>>153290055Get off your phone, Pasta.
>>153290061stream?
Damn. That was high Kino.
Now what?
nessus dorma is a banger fr fr no cap
I love white people so much
unc still has it
Damn, Paris 2024 was very gay compared to this desu
>>153290044my wife on the left
I'm so sick of hearing Nessun Dorma every single time Italians do anything. There's more opera than that, you know. Give us some Vesti La Giubba or Un Bel Di Vedremo or something like that.
mutts could never
Brings a tear to my eye every timeturning into my nan
K I N OINO
>>153290055Quite a lot of African nations are playing surprisingly
>>153289958What's supposed to be not okay about that video.Fucking every major US politician including Trump himself was likened to an animal in that video.About as racist as an apple.
BravoAbsolute cinema
>>153290016he reads the lyrics vis braille.
>>153289925I didn’t have this probleme with Ici-Tele
VINCEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153290069KINO
>>153289958kek i only saw a screenshot of the obamas in the news here, about people crying muh racism. Didn't know he posted a whole lion king movie
yeah that was fucking awesome
>>153290084Fag
Mariah Carey BTFO
>>153290083based
Liked that
>>153290064he is lipsynching
Pavarotti at Torino 2006 >>>>> Bocelli
maria carey in shambles
>egonuvolleyball on ice
IM CRYING SO MUCH, /SP/. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULUSA USA USA USA
throw it, chuck it like a spear.
Kinda basic torch design
PASTA BROS I KNEEL..... THIS MOGS CELINE DION
YOU'RE GOING TO A COMMERCIAL THERE?! Oh my fucking god hahahahahahaha
>>153290090Retard.
Balotelli when??
Can't wait for LA28 to not match this one bit
>>153290069>xzibit.png
I guess the music is very good for this kind of song, but it's impossible for the comparison with Pavarotti in 2006 to not be made, and Bocelli gets absolutely mogged. Especially noticeable since this was Pavarotti's signature aria.
kino
soul
This segment is great
>>153290100kek, remember when she was trying to do high notes? absolute KWAB
>>153290069I loved this shot
HE ARRIVED
FRANCO BARESIMILAN CHADS REPORT IN
>Baresi and BergomiSOVL
>>153290096He didn't. Only part of it.
>Ghalicringekino
>>153290107lmao you'll love this
>>153290084For me, its la donna e mobile
>>153290084There are loads of good options but that one is relevant to sport
>>153290073acestream://19ce0a7a8cfa0dbf28dfd90061b1f50a6f307b3cgood luck :)
AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL FROM CORONA!! AHAHAHAHAHAH CBC YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
RUINED
same?
>>153290104>THE GOAT >>>>> Some youngsterYeah, no shit
>>153290045ahahah
>niggali AAAAAAND RUINED
GHALI YOU CAN DO THE FUNNIEST THING
>>153290117Kid Rock gonna go hard
wtf is this SHIT?
>>153290116Too based
>>153290100Why the fuck was she even there?
who the heck is this
>>153290016With his larynx
>Nafri rapperHere we go ….
oh god wtf why
Rap and interpretive dance. Oh boy
IT'S RUINEDRUINEDTHEY JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES
Eurosport subhuman commentators had to ruin the best part of Nessun Dorma talking over it. Holy shit I want to kill them so much
>A FUCKING MUTT
Italian rapIs /mu/ here to explain for us?
how do you go from peak music to this crap?>>153290106snow volleyball is a thing
>>153290151The new italian
>>153290132At last a proper sicilian man
>>153290055There's literally a nigger rapper on stage rn
>>153290147Ghali the nafri from Milan kek
Italy has niggers????
Nigger dancing on a swaztica.
Gayli after Bocelli is crazy work. but he's making the kikes seethe so it's not so bad
yikes
>>153290018Nobody ever wil
>>153290016He pictures the braille dots for the lyrics in his mind
>>153290118kek
>wokeslopAnd it was going so well
>>153290138No way you have commercials during the Olympic ceremony lmao
what a fucking downgrade
This cauldron ignition had better be imaginative
>>153290090in the US it's a huge no-no to depict blacks as apes or monkeys
>>153290163>Italiananon, I...
Oh no
they taught him to speak.
>>153290161uhhhhh watch it on Rai 1? retardo.
A lot of this could've just been AI instead
Going green, reusing old garbage bags as clothes to reduce your carbon footprint
are we done now
How do you go from nessus dorma to this?
I can only hope he blasts Israel
>The Moors have entered the chat
>>153290115You? That degree of self-awareness points at that potentially not being the case.
is rap still cool (lit)?
>eyetalian rapperthe fuck is this
What is this Italian Mumble Rap
I can't fucking believe that there is actually a TV network worse than NBC holy shit
We could have had Max Pezzali singing con un deca instead of this
>>153290141>mfw jutta leerdam opens an onlyfans after she gets eliminated on the first day
war bad m'kay
AFUCKINGN A F R IAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bro is just speakingthis isn't even rap
>>153290146Backed up by ICE agents firing randomly into the crowd
the bicycle thief
>>153290170he is arab
they REALLY felt that they were mogging p*ris too hard so they had to go back a stepmaybe here a slop segment would have been better
>>153290183He knows that. He's just trying to be edgy.
They should play Italo Disco
>>153290003Sovl
>>153290120
I guess CBC is just playing ads over the cringe shit
>>153290167of course there is ffs
we couldn't have had Bocelli and just leave it there could we lads. Have to endure whatever the fuck this is
>>153290081No shit
>rap shitWhy pizzabros why
Oh finally something good.
>>153290166kek
COULDVE ENDED IT JUST THERE BUT YOU HAD TO PUT ON THE MUTT YOU WILL BE BROWN YOUR KIDS WILL BE BROWN YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL BE BROWN
.
>>153290084so, instead of a song that says vinceró (i will win), you want a song about a clown getting cucked? not very thematically appropriate.
>>153290178there have been more ads than actually ceremony,
>War is... LE BAD!brave
>>153290222milano deserves nothing better
We want peas
>>153290183Why? We are all apes. (Unless you are a bot.)
>nibba
tfw you miss the lighting of the flame because of ads
>>153290195You need to stop, Abdullah.
KEK
>>153290199What? What network?
>penis pleasei did not hear that right.
Nafri or Napolitano
Can he just call out Israel like that?
Behold, a penis
the only "peace" I want is>peace, peace, onii-chan
Interpretive dance makes inflicting all manners of atrocities appealing. I don't want to be in the side of this GAY shit.
are you watching, putin
>>153290222p-pizza?
>>153290090What's the point in playing dumb?
>The nafri didnt actually rapSAVED
>a fucking dove
>>153290240I've been switching between CBC and NBC whenever a commercial comes on.
>>153289432He has many circumcised cocks to suck.
What channel is the kid rock opening ceremony
>>153290241i mean, someone has to remind you
>>153290196>still
A dove, with an olive branch, gods wrath is over!
>try to make a dove>is clearly a whale
Italians have done the same thing to rap that they’ve done to pizza. Just let Americans handle it.
Damn they really hate Ghali, they barely let him go on stage
>>153290248KWAB
CHARLIZE TERRON
>we want peas????
It's been 3 hours, wrap it up and light it.Charlize is a legit crazy person.
LOOK WHO IT IS ANON
>>153290253Why is there a magic lamp?
CHARLIZE SEEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153290253Is that supposed to be a dove?
>>153290248top goy
>invite a cunt who just murdered half a million people>WE'RE ALL ABOUT THAT PEACE!
How the fuck is this bitch the ambassador of PEACE? Nelson MANDELA WAS A COMMIE NIGGER
>>153290258YAYPISS PISS
lmao the dove looked like a genie lamp guess they fucked it up
>gay niggers from outer space>now the tranny groomerfratellis, of all people I wasn't expecting you to let me down
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YANKS????!!
>my countryman lmao
POST HER FORCED FEMINIZATION FETISH
Whats with all the (south) africans
This is fucking gay, play Pino D'Angiò or something
NELSON MENGELE?
they're not going to do imagine again are they
>>153290248>whale...babies
>give immigrant place to try something >it's absolute shit Lmao
>BBC actor slut
IMAGINE INCOMINGBRACE YOURSELVES
Hot take: war is bad, guys.
Still haven't seen an ad.
>good actress>terrible mother
>>153290253winged carrot?
Wtf is this amerigolem bitch doing there
>>153290263Right? But, I guess we were all 16 once.
>italian genie lamp of peace
Just light the goddamn torch already Jesus Christ
>>153290245Stop being reddit for 5 seconds and use your brain. Look what happens when euros make monkey chants at black footballers
Peace is so fucking gay.
disgustingly antisemitic speech
more africans. who's next? Elon Musk?
>>153290253
>>153290263Ask that question to yourself.
>>153290253Ah, the whale of peace
PISS
SOMEONE PLEASE MARRY MEIM 50 YEARS OLD NOWI CAN'T BREED
still would
CHARLEEEEEEEZE THERON
WE DEF JAM POETRY NOW
PEACE MOMMY
>Here's a message of peace by domestic terrorist Nelson Mandela
mmmm peas
>Famous Italian Mandela
Nelson Mandala my favorite Italian
Doesn’t she have some trooned out underage kids? Lmao
You fucking eggplants. Fuck you Shitaly.
look at my titties!
I wonder what mandela said about israel
>>153290292uhm sweety she's african
>>153290282PURE UNADULTERATED SEXO
>>153290282well who is it?
>Charlize TheronReally? First the Zimbabwean bitch, now the South African bitch? She adopts African boys and troons them out.
She needs a husband..
Two blond African women gaving a speech today. What's going on? What's the agenda now?
>South African white people lecturing everyone
>>153290240lmao, I didn't think Canada was as fucked as the US.RAI olympic coverage is shit, but at least there hasn't been a single ad since the start of the ceremony
This pretentious bullshit genuinely makes me feel pro-war
she's still looking great
Mr F!
>>153290275Can't risk him mentioning some very problematic situations for some of the present athletes
THIS TIME FOR AFRICAZAMINAMINAEH EH
why did rich people feel the need to lecture the rest of the world?
>>153290320"no u"? Really?
>Another white African Based Italy
WHRE THE FUCK IS MONICA
>>153290270+1
>>153290326kek
2nd white woman representing Africa in an hour. They just can't help themselves.
>>153290253same energy
This shit is so cringe neo liberals really think they fix world this way
>>153290328lol
>Nelson Mengele
This is slop the Paris Olympics mogging this bloody shit lol
>>153290181>"Nessun Dorma" translates to "Nobody is sleeping"Andrea Bocelli BTFO
>>153290234Unironically this is probably because the UN and IOC thought the ceremony was "too white".Like, it feels like it was shoved in. They did a similar thing in Tokyo when they forced in John Legend singing Imagine for no reason.
>take a piss>put heaphones back on>'nelson mandela' it's like I'm watching the olympics
Just say fuck Russia, fuck Israel, fuck USA and light the flame already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8XWRxN8ZsQ
>>153290315end your life schlomo
>>153290310she is african like your based pedo car guy
I get the feeling that many of you are not fans of liberal democracy
>>153290342I'd let her to that to me if I got to hug her and call her mommy. ... just sayin'
about as italian as chips and beans
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Mandela Why are they quoting a terrorist in a message for peace?
>>153290371Uh you forgot Iran
>>153290341A WOMAN!
>>153290090Nah, this is the winter Olympics. Your gymnastics won't get you anywhere, not even fucking here.
>>153290317Hed get bullied
why do they keep alluding to the fact that there's about to be a global conflict
>>153290304No war is even worse.
>>153290253HUNGER GAMESMOCKINGJAYPART 2
>more wokeshit stuff
the nbc logo on therons chest looks good.
Africa is... white?
>>153290251CBC apparently. Canada is grim
>muh refugees
Nelson Mandela fucking loved the Toboggan
>>153290371Honestly, I'm ok with this. Keep it pushing, goys.
>>153290391look out your window....
NELSON MANDELA MASSACRED MY PEOPLENELSON MANDELA IS A COMMUNIST TERRORIST WHO IS BURNING IN HELLWE WILL WIN AND YOU WILL LOSE YOU HUMANOID DEMONS
>>153290323she has 50 adopted black boys which she dresses up as girls
its still on? did anything fun happen?
US went to commercial in the middle of Charlize's speech kek
All this africa representation in high positions is so inclusive.
>>153290371a based swedea sight to behold
TOP TIER FOOTGAME
>>153290379imagining one of these existing in Italy and laughing lmao they'd probably burn it down
>>153290314"We" do that to European footballers as well.Doesn't cause much trouble in that case, because we are the lower caste in the Socialist European system of the nowadays.
>>153290357sorry but they need more bits with americans
>>153290253I tie my shoelaces like this.
Give war a chance, and buy our shares when you start it.
>>153289326
She didnt have toilet paper, so she just wiped with her hand
>>153290323wouldn't stop me from trying
>>153290392Flag checks out
>>153290310south african, just like elon musk
Did she have shit in her hand?
>>153290395Everything does.
>>153290342Wait, she's a buck breaker? That's pretty based ngl
Why are they getting political? This is the same organization that lets North Korea compete.
Is this a fucking funeral walk???
>>153290246God. When I was a little boy, my pee-pee would always get happy when I saw her. My mother had to step in and turn off the TV.
>>153290346Well they stopped their appartheïd, unlike some BigBitch white guy.
NO PEACEJUST WAR
ANON THE TIME...
>some Jap guy advocating for nuclear disarmamentLMAO
>>153290414I was the 26yo btw
>>153290391talmudic ritual
>>153290404
>>153290391We're about due one. Haven't you noticed the uptick in army recruitment ads?
>>153290423>>153290374Elon musk doesn't have a bunch of adopted crossdressing african children following her around everywhere
>>153290371But are you man enough to say fuck china?
>>153290402HOLY SHIT A WAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>153290410she's still hot af but she would never fuck me,not fair
>>153290413I find the idea of a limey that cooks OFFENSIVE
probably sex trafficks them
My homie Kipchoge
>>153290414fake.....they just make up stories like they used to do in talk shows
>>153290356They're normalizing white africans so they can invade ethopia again.
>0 iconic momentboring ceremony
>le oiled up tongaman
why isn't he shirtless?
>>153290418>raytheon>not palantirget on with the times, gramps
>>153290420KEK
>>153290431>WH40K>Invented in UKOh the irony
>>153290415Only bale, 99% of the time they are black
>>153290414really love it when my mom talks about her sex life with strange men
>>153290329Yeah but it's okay because everyone agreed with his positions, a bit like Ted Kaczynski or that Luigi guy.
So is Europe just a woke country now?
>>153290391mountain of debt anonai is failing trump needs to cover Eps files
Please light it, i have to get drunk and go play video games.
>bunch of africans paraded like in a zoo Just like in the good ol times
>>153290084>Vesti La GiubbaMa dottore...sono io Pagliacci.
>muh refugees>muh refugees>gender equality>muh refugees
>>153290431peace no..... peace
>>153290436did you need lube? women after 40 rarely get wet you know
>>153290456as a 31yo incel, I approve of this.
AVANTI MARSCH
>>153290371They would never point out imperialist cunts, they just make a vague message of peace so the war machinery isn't actually exposed
Cute police girl ngl
>>153290441are you sure he hasnt fucked them???
>>153290451>dis nigga can run two whole ass hours faster than my fastest sprint
>>153290348>si vis pacem para bellumfrater meus!
TONGABRO ;_;
Hate when they include summer athletes in the winter games. As if they don’t get enough attention already
Oh, but she's adorable!
$300 photos from the ceremony DONUT STEAL!https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?events=776396191&family=editorial&sort=newest
>>153290475she bought a niglet
>>153290391We're about to rename the Persian Gulf to the Israeli Gulf, but why would there be a war over that?>>153290084maybe they can play Habanera in 4 years
What are they on about now i haven't been paying attention
>>153290441He's got a tranny son and 3 divorces instead
>>153290436Did she jostle your curly pub head?
THE FIRST ITALIAN
MUSOLINI TRIBUTE WHEN ?
>>153290016Very carefully
>>153290441He does though. One anyway.
>>153290431total wah is bullshit
>>153290348Deus vult
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………..
>>153290499White people should colonize Africa but you have to be gay about it.
>>153290494>$300 photosno they're notthey're watermarked, dumbo
i like capes, they are weird, but kinda nice to see.
>>153290504>holds his hands out awkwardly fucking boomers man
>>153290472beautiful moment>white italians dressed as fascists seize the flag from the darkies and jews
>>153290495and then she put him in a dress and gave him a girl's name
>>153290495Doubt it. It probably stole itself.
>>153290489>flagThe Ermine Street Guard would like a word with you
>>153290492Back in the old days you had athletes competing and winning gold in both olympics.
>>153290429Me too anon.
Why are they wearing Swiss yodeling hats?
>>153290469>I only speak 1 language>Is Europe a countryPlease go away, you make us look retarded!
>we've seen many nice hats todayKek
you're standing. right, anon?
>>153290463You literally don't even watch football (or "soccer" as you call it).You only hear about it when your media see an opportunity to create a shitstorm, because... (I'll stop here, because it gets too /pol/.)
Anyone else on the verge of tears watching this. It’s genuinely so heartwarming to watch the entire world come together like this
>>153290348War is sweet to those who have no experience of itt. Pindar
>>153290486 Stop embarrassing our flag pervert
HEY ITS CHINESE PIANO MAN
>>153290502I thought the first two Italians we two men raised by some bitch?
shut the fuck up shawn white
its the staypuff marshmallow man doing with the flag, aahhh there is 3 of them.
Yeah, Lang what?
>chinese guy>unironically named lang lang
Lang Lang, my favourite italian
>>153290508WAH, WAH NEVA CHUNGUS
This ceremony has been ass.
>>153290451>homieYou've been listening to too many Olympic speeches about tolerance.
Nice tits, luv
>>153290532wise words
Do you think she sings like this when she cum?
Can't they stop singing now ?
>>153290476Europe was the biggest loser of the Arab Spring
Nick rack on her
>>153290531only when Bocelli was lipsynching his way to kino
>>153290525yes, "americans"
M-mommy
Who would willingly stand for the IOC?
Why are these Italian fags pretending to want peace? We all know how desperate they and they rest of the EU are to start an open war against Russia.
>>153290524>What is Northern ItalyQuit embarrassing us you tard
waitthey have opera songs in English?
LANG LANG LANG
>>153290551bitch looks like grandpa munster
HOLY BOOBAS!!!!!!
i want to sleep on her chest if you know what i mean
Playing a rendition is not technically the anthem. Run it back.
>>153290525bruder, America signed same deal of turboing indian immigration as EU
Why is she singing with such a thick accent? Is it intended?
>>153290441instead he fathered a tranny that hates him and a dozen other children he wanted to sell on the epstein island before it was closed
>president named after cheese>singer named after spaghetti sauceWaiting for someone named Barilla
>Lang Lang
>>153290429lul
>>153290566>american education
>>153290494Wifi connected DSLRs were a mistake.
>>153290563yo
>>153290531 Are you gay by any chance?
>>153290548I agree. At least I remember a lot of what happened during the Paris ceremony, I doubt I will remember much of anything about this one
>>153290546Right next to my other favourite Italian, Mariah Carey.
>>153290530The British were calling it soccer when we started playing it. They changed back. Not us.
man, I love piano so much
>>153290564nigga what
>>153290548seems pretty booba to me right now
>>153290531I did at the children's choir for Tokyo but 2020 was a far more uniting time than now
Im still pissed the swedish athletes bailed the ceremony.
>>153290568's mother looks like grandpa munsterftfy, homo
>>153290566seriously fuck off mate
could you raise the flag any slower?
AMERICAN QT SIGHTED AGAIN
>>153290574yeah she is literally the titular fat lady
Wait I thought it -ended- with the fat lady singing ain't this just starting?
>>153290529Im not able
>>153290577straight eye for the Asian guy
>>153290582It’s none of your business is it?
Have they started booing the US yet?
>>153290551lovely granny, would
Antarctica gets discriminated AGAIN!
>>153290564you have to touch grass bro. nobody wants war but retards and kikes
>>153290583polish girl doing mid air splits.
>>153290253wait a minute...
>>153290604No.
>>153290600Lt Dan?
>>153290505>everyone does a handstand
>>153290604booed both israel and usa delegation
>>153290593is this that famous british "banter" i've heard so much about
Caption this
>>153290548Not enough LGBT stuff
>>153290551Unfortunate mic shadow
HMM
have we started the fire?
Nice pair of... lungs y'got there, luv
>>153290604Yes, I boo every post I see
>>153290564The peaceful and innocent russiafuck off zigger
how come Valentina Nappi was not featured in the Olympic opening ceremony? She is the most famous Italian there is.
>>153290533are you a trumpfag now koulidiot? didnt spyridonidos blame tsipras as the greek trump?
How do we fix Italy?
>>153290592Why?
>>153290611A manatee with a box hat?
the fat lady sang, it's over
>>1532906176 7
>>153290608EU politicians and journalists are thirsty as fuck to start all out war with Russia, especially the UK and Poland
>>153290617>it's not Pavarotti
>>153290617>I'm cold>my feet hurt
>>153290611POOPA
>>153290617[Belgium's winter medals]
What happens if you break the oath? Is it legally binding?
Did Italy's greatest mascot make an appearance yet?
tutti frutti
>>1532906176 7 6 76 7
>>153290611Shut it down
>>153290611it's a dead bird.
>>153290604I haven't stopped
>>153289358Based af
>>153290626I don't know but its discrimination
I would like to fuck Alysa Liu
this is creepy
They're about to send that flag through that Stargate
The guy barely knows how to read
>>153290622yes, the fire rises
>>153290617i dont think he knows how to speak anon...
>>153290627... um yeah, I'll have all that and some baclava. Thanks mate.
keke palmer is cute and I'm tired of pretending she isn't.
>>153290628alarm clocks
Why aren’t they speaking english
>>153290617
>>153290615They quickly muted the crowd and started having the commentators talk over it as soon as it happened on our broadcast.
MILANO CORTINAOOOOH OH OH
>>153290634tucker is really killing your last neurons bro
My TV just asked me if I was still awake lmao
They're back
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
HERE WE GO AGAIN ANON!
Are they illiterate kek
>>153290634this is your brain on donaldinio sharterinnio
>>153290650Get in line with the rest of us
WRAP IT THE FUCK UP
Are they going to sing the Italian national anthem?
>>153290617YET THOSE HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD ANYTHING
padre nostro che sei nei cieli....niente doping....l'onore delle nostre squadre....amen
>>153290662kek
WTF ARE THOSE BIG HEADS WTF
THEYRE BACK
much more elegant and cool that that faggy shit france pulled
>>153290662MAMA MIA!!
>>153290611dats a benis
are the winter olympic in italy
>>153290668Follow the white rabbit.
>>153290650she cute but what the hell is that piercing?
>>153290617>Life in the USA
>>153290671I got a fucking ad fuck the cbc needs to be defunded
>>153290655>the fart rises
>>153290662Nice
I haven't learned anything from this ceremony
>people mispelling Our Glorious President's last name ITTYou know mocking him is a crime here, right? You got a loicense for that?
>>153290662now this is an italy I can get behind
>>153290625Fuck off, Aino. We all know how thirsty you peaceful and tolerant Fins are to start gunning down Slavs again. You can't even hide it.
>>153290671>>153290681Love these niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>153290671big head mode lel
The boys are back
Okay this got old
>>153290640The Goblet of Fire just kills you.You have to compete to the end.
E V R O P AVROPA
>>153290621KEK THEY FUCKED UP
EVROPA
Who are these guys supposed to be?
>>153290681All I'm getting is local commercials for casinos.
I FUCKING LOVE EUROPE
>>153290658did you post another burbs thread on /tv as engagement bait?
>>153290662make it so he's holding pasta on both hands that he broke down the middle
>EU Anthem
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fhuuhhjuy2rE
>>153290662KEK
>>153290680quirk chungus
JUST LIGHT THE FUCKING FLAME
VAMOS A LA PLAYA
>>153290670
>EU flaggay
E V R O P A V R O P A
>>153290699All the USA delegation will be arrested
>>153290696and the shit hits the pants
>>153290653haahha
>>153290626with Rocco Siffredi of course
>EU anthem OUTTA FUCKING NOWHEREI'm sorry, are we gonna play the American anthem too?
>>153290667there was a much prettier one earlier i'm going to have to go back
i wonder what all the euro broadcasters will do during the built in ad breaks in 2028
>>153290692
>>153290699I thought your president was a milf chuddette?
>>153290671IT'S MASSIMO D'ALEMA
VGHEVROPA
uoooooooooohh pink hat girl so erotic
HOLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
MILANO E CORTINA O OOOOOMILANO E CORTINA O OOOOOPORCO DIO IL CRINGE
EUTHATS WHERE I LIVE IN
>>153290681morricone>rossini
>pretending the EU is a county again
The LA opening ceremony won’t be much better, will it?
>>153290671Vamos a la playa, oh oh oh ohVamos a la playa, oh oh oh ohVamos a la playa, oh oh oh oh
Europe is the place where God kissed the earth
ToT
how come there was no italian brainrot in the ceremony yet?
When is this shit going to end
>>153290709>>153290713God, it would be such an amazing country if it wasn't built on the extermination of Europeans.
BEHIND YOU
>>153290678Loli time, finally
>>153290627 Are you the Greek junkie from /int/?
>>153290673Poland is the thirstiest of all for Russia war. You can't even hide it, Jakub
>>153290708Ahahahah, I knew it looked like the wrong clips. He panicked.
>>153290662eye maekuh da peet zuh
I can't anymore
WHY NOT END IT AFTER NESSUN DORMASTUPID PASTANIGGERS
>the only planet where we can actually live
This will never end...
>stevenash.gif
>>153290747hah true
FEDERALIZE NOW
VGH, EVROPAWe are monitoring this world with deep concern.Tremble, for regulation comes
FOR FUCKS SAKE NOBODY CARES, JUST LIGHT THE FLAAAAAME!
PLEASE END IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JESUS CHRIST
I have not seen a SINGLE person on crutches do breakdancing, or person in a wheelchair fly across the stage. What the fuck is italy doing?
>>153290770>>153290771The fuck is this now?
>>153290743I can see that for tongue piercings, but how does that one help when it's over her teeth?
>>153290653We now go live to P3X-592 where the referees will take the oath
This shit is pure cancer
its jane lynch
>>153290740Italy wasn't part of the US last I checked
>the goyim still think space is real
>Epstein representation
>>153290752mai cringiato così tanto, ma è kino comunque
>>153290662Raora Panthera: 'No chips on that pizza?! Send it back!'
Wait Europe went to space? When the hell did this happen?
LIGHT THE FUCKING FIRE ALREADY
>Still coasting on Galileo
SPACE LESBIAN IS HEREWATCH OUT, SHE'LL DRILL HOLES IN YOUR SPACE STATION
i thought they were about to break out into thishttps://youtu.be/Se237UXFKlQ?si=OjRGRb26CVlYQHgD
shit's getting too fake and too gay now
CBC DESERVES TO BE NUKED.I cant believe i pay taxes for this shit
>>153290766Yeah. War is bad so get your retard politicians you keep electing to stop doing it.
us tape delay is a real thing.
Epstein part
Is she being put out for bid for the politicians in attendance or something?
>>153290779BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT NO ONE HAS TO SLEEPSO STOP COMPLAINING
>>153290794skill issue
Dead continent
What the fuck is that fit?
>>153290792I like a toothy blowjob.Also, I was joking.
jesus christ lets go score some facking goals
Reminder that the European Space Agency has no capability to launch any vehicles.
I thought there were nine planets…
>>153290800Any chuuba doing a watchalong
>>153290813where can I watch the olympics
>>153290756If the EU was a country, it would count as a party dictatorship by international standards.Let's be glad, that's it's no country and every member is free to leave.
>>153290759itll be trump talking for 3 hours straight about the best olympics that he single handedly organized and how biden could never have done itour only hope is that he shits himself after 10 minutes and has to go off stage
Ah yes, we have to preserve the planet by paying carbon tax for breathing
>>153290794Agree, fucking clusterfuck
>>153290794I can deal with the shapes but the stars are cancer for my eyes
>>153290794What's that?
Fuck me this in interminable
please, when will it end???
Supposedly the broadcast ends in 9 minutes
>>153290797>Don Old Fart's 'Space Force'>Elongated Muskrat's SpaceXCheckmate, Christains
>>1532908011961
>>153290794YOU WIL COUNT THE STARSYOU WILL LOOK FOR SHAPESAND YOU WILL LIKE IT
This is horrible hopefully the la Olympics is better than this shit
>We'll light the flame in a bit, but first we're gonna show you the origin story of the Milky Way galaxy.>It all started after the Big Bang
>>153290800based
>>153290759LA knows how to make 3 hours of TV watchable
Poor girl is getting sacrificed later, yjk
Is this supposed to be some kind of Saturn worship?
justice for my night Pluto
Just joined, what's the most interesting thing that's happened so far?
Fuck Jeffrey Epstein and fuck anyone who associated with him.
>>1532908011944 *giggle*
>>153290824The Guiana Space Centre is on French soil dumdum
>>153290658 For me It's Alexandra Shipp
>>153290821Surprised they didn't cast a dark skinned Romani for the role.
>>153290823we didn't bring jason robertson or cole caufield so we won't be scoring goals
>>153290824Really? I thought they were able to launch shit from French Guyana
Get a move on fellas I need to goon to Gianna Michaels
>>153290844BAZINGA
>>153290819Not buying the cuckpass
>>153290842I hope it's shorter.
>>153290791Stargate program soft disclosure
>>153290824A rocket itself is a vehicle though
>>153290862post link
Popemobile outside with the olympic flame
Run you fucks run
>>153290791It's Unicron.
>>153290852ok libtard.
>>153290862Based nostalgia fap
>>153290794why do we have to fill 3 now it used to be one
>>153290611
>>153290759of course it will suck i heard that conan will be a major part of it since he is the only inoffensive comedian for the drumpf era
>>153290868post link
>>153290812I didn't vote for them, personally.But both left and right here are 50/50 split between israel and russia sockpuppets so can't do shit about it.
>>153290862>Gianna Michaelsbased
>>153290824I'll take 'What is ESA's launch facility in French Guiana' for $400, Alex
>>153290877kek
This shit is extremely gay
>>153290833>>153290832Absolute worst in a fast-paced threadFuck Hiro
>>153290855>Italitards trying to take credit for the work of the nazi scientists we naturalized and put in charge of NASA, baka
>>153290794I haven't gotten one of these in over a week and I am so happy
uggos go away
>>153290824Doesn't France still have their Arianne rockets?
>>153290844why are you niggas pretending you have anything better to doits friday night and ur herei know you niggas will just goon and sleep might as well spending time with your best friends in the whole world, anonymous racist on 4chan
>>153290848Probably, it's always some occult shit hidden in plain sight. Though in Paris they were a lot more blatant
>>153290692Why are you gay?
Canadians don’t give a shit about Wayne Gretzky anymore hes a national traitor stfu cbc
>>153290881ToT
So what the fuck was that whole space thing about?
>>153290825There are actually trillions of planets
>>153290850They just displayed their human sacrifice to the olympic flame.
>>153290827i think nbc holds the contract this year.
>Wayne GretzkyWtf is the CBC talking about?
>>153290877:DDDDD
>>153290825yes if you count....your anus
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolvingAnd revolving at nine hundred miles an hourThat's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,A sun that is the source of all our powerThe sun and you and me and all the stars that we can seeAre moving at a million miles a dayIn an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hourOf the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'The universe itself keeps on expanding and expandingIn all of the directions it can whizzAs fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you knowTwelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there isSo remember, when you're feeling very small and insecureHow amazingly unlikely is your birthAnd pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!
I would be too tempted to throw the torch if that was me.
>>153290678Kek this, it sounded like a prayer>>153290746That's not our President, Meloni is our PM
Rico suave
>>153290885Do better, Giuseppe. Would Julius Ceasar have accepted this weak excuse? What happened to you people?
>>153290842The LA olympics will be like 4 a giant ghetto superbowl shows back to back
>>153290852moot dindu nuffin
This is somehow gayer than the crossdresser dance party they had during the french olympics.I miss last supper
>>153290877Fuckin' kek xD
AYYY GUSTAVO, HURRY IT UP
>>153290889>This shit is extremely gayBut enough about Bill Clinton cocksucker & pants shitter Don Old Fart
>>153290906hahaha, glad to know it wasn't just the broadcast in south cali.
>>153290900What happened?
nothing will ever top the roast-chicken making olympic flame
come on it's been 3 and a half hours
>>153290902>Hey Siri, who was Galileo?
>>153290923Atleast that was entertaining this sucks
JUST LIGHT THE FIRESTOP WALKIGN START RUNNING YOU FUCKIGN FUCK
>>153290911Wormholes are not planets tho
fuck ME this has to end soon
>>153290902galileo nigga
>>153290913They should to denounce ICE and Israel.
I am getting old and bitter or is this shit too corny?
When does Tony Soprano show up?
>>153290881
>>153290911i don'tbut your mum's however
>>153290907i know but that tape delayed I need to watch it live post stream
>>153290824He went full MAGA
All boards, report in!/a/ Medalist standing by.
>>153290759
>inb4 the fire still takes a trip to the moon, meanwhile 16 musical numbers and 8 speeches
>>153290920Los Angeles native here. It will be the biggest worship of blacks, fags, troons and LatinX the world has ever seen. It will make the Paris ceremony look like a Nazi book burning rally.
throw it, chuck it like a spear
>>153290882 Conan is great you pleb
>>153290930He endorsed trump and said he’s more American than Canadian now and wants Canada to be the 51st state.
This was actually a pretty gud ceremony apart from the AI.
WHERE IS BALOTELLI?
>>153290927Obsessed
When does the pope ski up and give a blessing??
>>153290942he's ded
>>153290881>we want the 4chan/epstein crowd
>>153290824american education
>>153290941No, we had a bunch of shitalian themed cringe
Why does Europe have so many stupid archs I think we have like one in St Louis and that's it
la bomba
WALK FASTER YOU CUNTS
>>153290902>american education
post stream
TOMBA LA BOMBA
>>153290935They can’t run for insurance reasons. It’s too much of a liability.
T O M B AOMBA
>>153290942After he finishes his prawns
>>153290759if by better you mean black people and crossdressing then yes absolutely
SOFIA MY LOVE
>>153290962ya, wtf?
Italians are so boring and have no culture. This sucks. Also where are their black athletes?
>quickly, take out your phone and take a video you'll never watch!
>lit the Arc of Titus>"fuck kikes" is projected over itimagine
Kino
>>153290962>PopeWrong country.
Oh no, is it another fake cauldron?
IT'S LIT
>>153290980Who cares it was entertaining with dancing snd actual good music not this lame shit
PENTAGRAM AAAAHHH
ok, this cauldron is actually based
IT'S LIT ANON!
>>153290967Designed by a Finn btwt. STL fag
>>153290785Queer how the man from the smallest culture is the most eager to see it diluted by Neo-liberal lowest-common-denominator goyslop
DU DU DU DUMAX VERSTAPPEN
Is Italy not completely buttfucked by "refugees" like France, Spain and the UK are? Are Milan and Rome overrun by Africans and fiery but mostly peaceful Muslims yet?
>>153290967One for every triumph
Oooooo, intriguing
>>153290626She was taking a nappy
tomba la bomba, good choicenice cauldron
>>153290972it is appreciated.
>>153290967Retard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Triumphal_arches_in_the_United_States
>>153290759My hopes are that they will go full music-thematic and just use the good band they have from the West Coast
>>153290949/cgl/ reporting
Didn't actually light it. Doesn't count.
>>153290919>What happened to you people?Where do I even start
>>153290941They're always corny, but italy kind of lacks modern pop culture to lean on so they gotta lean heavy on old shit.
>>153290957okay , bley, time to change vpn again
Its GlaDos
>>153291003MAXMAXMAXMAX SUPER SUPER MAXMAX
>>153291000Satanic
>>153291000>>153291009satanic
Did they just light up a big cunt?
GOATSE
Looks cool, not a cauldron
>>153290957he's a nice guy, I got to anally enter him ynw melly-style at the grove three summers ago
>>153290967Efficient shape for concrete
>>153290949Medalist was pretty good. The new season started just recently, right?
KEK THEY FUCKED UP THE LIGHTING OF THE FLAME
No one post for thirty seconds there’s a delay on my feed
>>153290998He's married to a man.
looks kind of evil 2bh
>>153291000The Eye of Sauron has been activated.
>>153291000Uuuuuuuhhh....
Fuck this cauldron is awesome
Current time in Milan, Lombardy, Italy (UTC+1)11:28PMFriday, February 6, 2026
>>153290984
>>153291000She's lit, you can't deny!
The vibes are off here
THE FIRES LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
>>153290980I know it’s very very unlikely, but imagine if some giga chud got put in charge of the LA opening ceremony. The seethe that would follow could power a nuclear reactor.
>>153290949/vr/ reporting
cool
>>153291001>be european>spend one day in america>"oh my god we need to build an arch"
>>153291004Yes Nick shirley and kurt caz exposed Italy for being libya 2.0 it’s a hell world there. Thank god we have crusaders like them exposing the evil world we live in. Italy is shit
I got goose bumps. fuggin opera :DDDDD
>>153290994>it was entertaining
>>153290941It's all a big globhomo cultural circlejerk, nothing wrong with that.
>>153291000BLACK HOLE SUN WONT YOU COME
>>153291009Not ominous looking at all
>>153291004Bad, but not as bad
Is that flame CGI?
that turned into a giant fire pretty quickly
okay that’s a nice flamefuck you and good night
Sochi Olympic star is back
>>153290995>>153291000>>153291009Literal luciferian shit lmao
>>153291021also their country goes back more than 200 years ;-)
>>153291027HAIL, SATAN!
These fires fucking SUCK. Just use a real cauldron idiots
>>153291034sell it to me anon. Is it worth the read/watch?
>>153290771Don't touch that! It's hot!
AT LAST ANON!
>>153291004Rome is not bad at all.When I visited all the major tourist sites sure there were some Africans and other swindlers but it was mostly tourists and Italians.
>swastika on the dance floor>literal burning pentagram as the cauldron What the FUCK, its all in plain sight
>>153291042I had one of those.
>fireworks in 2026jeez do better
>>153291020are they trying to start the apocalypse or something with this?
>>153291063nah, it's just behind glass
>>153291043H-how do you know?!
is it over?
>>153290824daily reminder
are we the bad guys?
>>153291070Not really
Hey Gauls while everyone’s distracted now’s the perfect time to go sack Rome give it a try
>>153291049Mel GibsonTake it or keave it
>>153291000
>>153290960GOAT Italian athlete
>>153291009Meloni will burn every enemy of the state energy
Cauldron is probably the fourth best since 2000. Beijing 2008, Sydney 2000 and Brazil 2016 were better.
>>153290998Luckily I'm not racist...racism is a crime and crime is for NIGGERS
>>153291000AN OBLIVION GATE HAS OPENED IN ITALY
>>153291000unironic Eye of Sauron and then these are the same people who have the gall to complain about companies being named Palantir
ITS SO FUCKING UGLY I COULD CRYWHERE THE FUCK IS THE ACTUAL CAULDRON???????WHYIS IT A FUCKING ABALL?????????1!!!!!!!
Now that it's over you can KNEEL
Now that the dust has settle can we agree France did it better?
>>153291087Yes :D
>>153291092wtf is a gaul
>>153291080Better than a dead jew on a cross, bud.
>>153291087C'est fini
>>153291039The elite of our nations are now confirmed beyond reasonable doubt to be baby-eating satanist paedophiles, what did you expect? It’s full mask off endgame time now
>>153291060AND WASH AWAY THE RAAAIN
>>153290824completely factually incorrect Italy itself does lmao
>>153291009based
>>153290998>X>free speechlol, lmao even.
>>153291109>>153291106finally thanks
>>153291080The vast majority of us are going to die pretty soon
We did it bros. GG
>>153291090Always been
>>153291084So much talk about >PEACE!WWIII confirmed this year they love playing these little mind games
>>153290860they can, that guy's an idiot. Arianne 6 is a crap rocket though.
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONYOH LOVE
>>153291090Meloni will start the apocalypse soon
>>153291079I heard Rome is owned by gypsies, where were they hiding?
Fucking finally
>>153291080REALLY WEIRD WTF
>>153291090Damn, they can't stop sneaking it into everything.
>>153291080>>153291090evil shit
>>153291027Speaking as someone from /htag/, yes, Satan is superior
>>153291105If the weather had been better, yes. But I'd say they were about even.
>>153291090>Milano
>>153291072In 2028 Trump will make the biggest most beautiful cauldron powered by fracked American gas
I NEED TO SLEEP FOR 2 WEEKS NOW ANON
>>153291000Very fitting for a winter sports event about harmony, respect, and friendship.
We need one more speech
C’est fini mes amis
See you in two years lads!
will the actual events be ad-free on cbc? That was a fucking nightmare. I might watch it in german if it'll be like that the whole time.
>not a sticky anymoreso long new olympic friends
>>153291144please come back, president Mozzarella!
>>153291132>sneakingNigger are you blind?
>>153291107someone from gaul
can someone explain fecaloids fascination with the zoglympics? it has 0 cultural relevance in the US
>>153291070We will have to lean very heavy on modern culture but we have the advantage of making up like over half of it. Also we do have plenty of -olympic- history to draw from at least.
R8 the ceremony
2028 is going to be madness… Summer Olympics mixed with 2028 us presidential election
the last hour added literally nothing of value.Before that it was breddy gud though
>>153291009Looks great, I like it.
This dumb shit is going to pause jeopardy! For 2 FUCKING WEEKS
>>153291090less satanic than the 2024 paris opening, you're doing ok pastabro
>>153291000WHY ITALY WHY
Culture is decaying the west has fallen I’m moving to Japan to teach English
>>153291117
>>1532911663/10
solid ceremony
>>153291166less bent than feared/10
>>153291121They will start launching missiles at Russia while claiming it was pro-active self defense and they had no other choice. Then they will draft every white person left, including the women, due to feminism, and send them to die in the Ukraine meat grinder.
>>153291090>when an italian sees you putting pineapple on pizza
>>153291159>flyover detected
>>153291072We'll probably use this one for the third time in LA.
>>1532911662/10It was ok
gray ziti
Hmmm...
>>1532911666/10
>>153291034Yes, I am fapping so hard they banned me for 3 days for saying what I would do to INORI ToT
>>153291159
Okay bye everybody :3
>>153291189didnt even know it was happening until i saw the sticky
>>153291159international oral sex
ty and gn see ya fags tomorrow
>>153291166Sadly, it was like a 3.5. It didnt even have any fun high points. It was just pedestrian all the way through
>>153291187What now, bitch?
>>153291186>including the women, due to feminismNgl this part is based
>>153291170>trump rambles for 90 minutes during the opening ceremonygrim
>>153291075If you like lolis and have any interest in figure skating it's pretty great. Also, if you happen to like seeing girls crying it'll be right up your alley.
>>153291166 3/10
Nothing to see here
>>153291166Mostly forgettable with a few decent moments 5/10 (France mogged this btw)
>>153291138>>153291072>cauldron lit by a seasonal wildfire
>>153291166Hand gestures/10
>>153291075Miralo cabron cornudo! Las lolis estan hermosas y [spoiler]es emotivo.[/spoiler]
>>153291204Watch more /hoc/, faggit.
>>1532911665/10
>>153291166I really liked it. I am very satisfied. Thanks for the great ceremony.
Leftards are incapable of not bringing up Trump for 5 seconds?
>>153291213Who are the hottest figure skaters right now? Are Russians allowed to compete? Historically they always send the best waifus
You now remember the KINO that was the French theme. The pizza man isnt going to top thishttps://youtu.be/2-0W4qsc3Vw?list=RD2-0W4qsc3Vw&t=47
>>153291166took to long first part was good second part was good until you let the white african hags speech about peace
>>153291217>(France mogged this btw)Should’ve had more trannies plopping their nutsacks out on live TV
>>1532911666.5/10 Good, but nothing really iconic.
>>153291216>OH NO! SOME HECKIN GEOMETRY IS MAKING ME THINK ABOUT MY MORTALITY!! SOMEONE CALL THE POPE! Shut up, snowflake.
>>1532911666/10much better than paris
>>153291166it's alright/im druk
>>153291080>swastika on the dance floorWTF I missed it! Post it.>literal burning pentagram as the cauldronYeah, no surprise on this one, was waiting on it or some weird masonic shit.
>>153291166classier than France for sure but more boringer 7/10
>>153291166bocelly saved us as usuali dread the day we lose him
>>153291239You better not be talking about based Theron.
>>153291232They're brainwashed. They literally aren't. Bad Orangeman is a religion to them.
>>153291209>It didnt even have any fun high points.Its just the Winter Olympic, they're all boringNo ones remember any inonic moment the last Winter Olmypic ceremony, Sotchi etc
>>153291246They could pick up other color but Noooo
>>153291235Didn't see them walk on, except for some russian jew with an Israel flag.Also, "Chinese Taipei" had some olympic flag, what is up with that?
And now watch it again in slow motion!
the luciferian orb literally saved the ceremony from 2/10 to 5/10
>>153291166Cheap and too long but at least it wasn't disrespectful.13/20
>>153291258>based Do not look up what’s she’s done to her adopted children, anon
>>153291257I will not accept this Volo slander
Italy is the best country. Just needs to get rid of the african migrants. I thought our illegals were bad but HOLY FUCK the illegals in europe are worse.Best food, culture, history, etc. id move there if i could
>>153291259It's the same with you faggots and trannies.
Ofc there had to be some subversion in the end of the ceremony with pro refugee/ethnic minority speaches and UN gender equality ambassadors
>NOOOOOOOOOOO A SHAPE GET IT OUT OF HERE I DONT LIKE SHAPES THAT THE DEVIL ITS EVILfucking embarrassing man
>>153291142You must be cream crackered
>>153291240At least it was fun, I'm going to forget this shit by tomorrow
>>1532911662/10, I can't believe they thought it was acceptable to use AI for an event of this caliber
>>153291258>basedThe psycho pedowitch who adopted a little African boy then forced him to become a girl?
>>153291261No they couldn't. It's a cauldron of fire, retard.
It was nice, no outrage bait.
>>1532911666/10not a hater but a bit bland. maybe unfairly comparing to the more grandiose summer ceremonies or the massive resources of Beijing for 2022 though
>>153291270>adopted instead of risking that sweet pussyBASED
>>153291259You mean like how Biden and Obama live rent free in the minds of conservatives?
>>153291201>UruguaWait, Argentinanon?>>153291235Tonnes of Ruskies represent other nations but aren't allowed to represent Russia or even ROC, which sucks. What sucks even more is that they raised the minimum age for international competition. I'm sure there are some cute-ish girls still but I haven't watched much figure skating for the past couple of years.
>>153291286Kinda funny if you think about it.
>>153291217I didn't see any fat blue tranny mocking the last supper this time
>>153291275>faggots and trannies.To be fair, there is way too much of this slop being crammed down our throats. Very tiresome.
>>153291275 >NO U Great response faggot
>>153291287you can pick other color for orb leds idiot i dont know blue or white you know winter colors?
>>153291303It was kino af
>>153291274>I thought our illegals were bad but HOLY FUCK the illegals in europe are worse Curious question, how do you know that? By watching Twitter or Youtube with Asmongold faggot?
>>153291305There isn't though. You just think there is because you see your fellow tards screeching about it all the time.
>>153291301This anime is garbage only newbs from netflix like
>>153291166I'd give a C+. It didn't piss me off, but it was boring overall.
>>153291307Facts though.
>>153291000smol
it's over
>>153291299No they don't, who you mean to say is George Soros. He's the one living rent free in our heads, Biden and Barry Hussein Soetero Obama are merely Soros puppets.
>>153291166Infinitely better than Paris. Also>no more "Imagine"I fucking love Kirsty now.
>>153291308What part of fire is too much for your slav brain to comprehend?
>>153291308red is the color of fire thoughinb4 some nerd shite disagreeing, fuck off
Bocelli vs Celine Dion.Who did it better?
>>153291303With how boring this shit was, I wish they would have brought the fat smurf back
>>153291312I liked it and I hate everything.
>>153291316I mean he’s right. We have WAY more of them which is a problem but Mexicans mostly stay out of the way and aren’t super obnoxious. Yalls migrants literally desecrated your sacred military tomb.
>>153291303It deserves to be mocked, it's a bad painting.
>>153291317Every fucking Netflix and HBO show, bro
>>153291020SMOL
>>153291216it was based on da vinci’s rope knot
>>153291138>In 2028 Trump will make the biggest most beautiful cauldron powered by fracked American gasNice fanfic
>>153291264They've done that for ages. For some reason IOC has had Daddy China's cock in their mouths for tens of years, even back when China was poor as fuck. Hence why Taiwan has to use that fake name. Even fans are not allowed to call it Taiwan or fly Taiwanese flags: I remember some controversy from past Games where some people tried that.>>153291323What a shame
>>153291336
>>153291119Girls are so pretty I'd like to date one eventually.
>>1532911665/10, forgettable but classy. But honestly, does anyone remember any Winter Olympics ceremony?
>>153290611Andiamo ragaa
>>153291339I was talking about the fat smurf to be clear not the bore of today
>>153291299 Extremely weak comparison and you know it
>>153291160Plus this is the first time ever that a stadium will host the Olympics three times, so you can mention that.
>>153291216Anon your flag is full of pentagrams...
>>153290414If the sexes were reversed this would be considered pedo
>>153291343Not in my algo, lol. Skill issue.
Italy is so beautiful and the ceremony was really nice too, bros — at least the Bocelli portion was. Thanks Italianbros!
>>153291336celine for the emotional impact, but bocelli for the quality of performance
>>153291323bait
>>153291380No it wouldn't. Why did you mind go there?
>>153291166B-I wasn't appalled.
>>153291356Oh shit, I didn't realise that was Taiwan.
>>153291159>mutt can't figure things out for itself>can someone explainExplains your retardation
>>153291386He’s right. The media would NEVER celebrate an older man banging a younger woman. Only us here would.
>>153291380 Not pedo but definitely "problematic"
>>1532911667.5/10it sucked pre-parade of nations but finished much stronger than it started. bocelli and bartoli brought it home, the lighting was decent, and i thought the dancing big heads were funny :^).
>>153291232They were heckin untrained!!
>>153291316Ive never had an illegal mexican try and mug me in america. I did in europe in broad daylight in florence. I also witnessed african immigrants trying to scam nuns outside of a church. Our illegals try to stay out of the way because they dont want to get deported.
>>153291385watch more anime, it's generic slop in another dress
>>153291384>bocelli for the quality of performancehum he didn't sing, it was a playback
>>153291401It's like 15 years that do Caprio is doing that
>>153291235I like IG caline_repond, (I don't know more than 3,including her lol) but she doesn't compete, I think her hag sister does or will in the next one.
>>153291386I've seen people on instagram complain that Nicolas Cage's wife is 30 while he's 60
France had Lady Gaga, Italy had Mariah Carey why do Euro nations with thousands of years of history feel the need to import american polyethylene singers?
>>153291267I thought I just did :(
>>153291424>historyexactly, they're all dead now
>>153291166GR8 out of 8 M8, with an additional 6.9 for artistic interpretation...and love that cauldron. The fact it's making /sp/ christains' jimmies rustle can only be a good thing
>>153291410Even me I know about Laken Riley stop your bullshit storytell that to Trump supporters that your criminal illegal alliens are not really dangerous
>>153291401Who's celebrating? You're projecting, faggot.
>>153291345Da Vinci has been at the very least co-opted by elite occultists, if he wasn't a part of them himself. Look into it
>>153291422>instagram Don't go there anon
>>153291422So stop using instagram.
>>153289958i voted for this
>>153291428shut up JD
>>153291436>>153291438Is TrumpTok still full of cunny or did that get wiped out?
>>153289976you need to lose weight
>>153291450Wouldn't know.
>>153291366I remember the closing ceremony from Sochi 2014 where the bear cried because his new friends were all going away ;_;
Be interesting to see what the schizo take are on that opening ceremony, idk but it had some strangely estoteric fashy undertones>neoclassical sculpture>very few non-Euros>that quote about tradition not being the worship of ashes but a fire kept alight>the angled swastika >various things about sun worship>broke the run of nogs and mutts lighting the cauldron/having all the prominent torch relay bits>real fire, not the gay eco 'cauldron' Paris did6.5/10 opening ceremony otherwise, feels like we're back to normal pre-2020s OCs again. Not even close to Sochi as the benchmark for Winter OCs but good. Serious and highbrow in parts, watchable in others, AIslop was only obvious downside, less of the shitty forced quirky skits or trying to subvert things with faggy shit like Paris OC did.
>>153291411buzzword
>>153289958After his dementia really kicks in in the next 3 years it's going to be even funnier
>>153291338Blame it on baguettes for doing such a talmudic ceremony. The fact they played it safe for tonight opening was a consequence of that. Thomas Balich (the director) already made clear in a recent interview he despised Paris ceremonies.
>>153290235my favourite jewish italian
>>153291424France having Celine Dion wasn't bad, getting Gaga was unnecessary.Mariah has no conection with Italy. If they wanted a american counterpat to get that sweet murican audience, they should just use one of those italian-americans who larp as more italian than american, like Madonna or De Niro to just talk about something not sing
>>153291301>ArgentinanonKek, be-bernd?
>>153291436>>153291438You are right but it allows me to look into the minds of normgroids
>>153291080Pentagram is not an evil symbol, neither is the swastika, they are part of the canon of sacred geometry, the pentagram for example represent the golden ratio, swastika is a luck symbol
>>153289958who's this little guy?
>>153291186>They will start launching missiles at RussiaPutain's continued existence is reason enough to destroy Ivans.https://www.military.com/video/off-duty/odd/akward-moments-with-vladimir-putin/3129473236001Their leader is a subhuman boy-bothering paedo nonce, so that's reason enough.
>>153291482No it doesn't. It allows you to look into the mind of the brainwashed. Pretending that's 'normal' is just as bad as believing it yourself.
>>153291470> After his dementia really kicks in innigga in what world it hasn’t kicked in yet
>>153291323>>153291411>newfag has netflixLol, way to out yourself mario.
High amount of bot activity in this thread. Don't let them mislead you.
>>153291474Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Why did the French have to waste her on that gay can can dance?
>>153291517Point them out.
So what do I do now?
>>153291510>poorfag thirdie think netflix is new lol
>france puts the satanic shit in their ceremony>italy makes the flame itself satanic>>153291186this. yurocuckolds will learn their place, they will die for slavs while nafris take care of their women lol>>153291274>>153291410this. they have the worst infestation lol, spics are nothing by comparisoni'm glad yurocuckolds got the worst cancer possible>>153291428this, its our world
>>153291468furthermore, even weighted to favor shows with low viewership watched by dedicated otaku that watch everything as proxy for discerning taste and disfavoring hype bandwagon voting, Medalist was 3rd. Shoushimin rightfully #1 might I add
>>153291357>year 2026And I still instantly saw that still image and though "Vitas?"
>>153291527Sleep till the Superb Owl.
>>153291517Takes one to know one!
>>153291530Shut up, snowflake Christcuck.
I tihnk I am going colour blind. I keep thinking the italian flags are irish :(
>>153291474the whole ceremony was subtly boomer coded, they should have had madonna sing on some morricone notes for maximum boomerbaiting, ur right
>>153291187>>153291210Raora Panthera likes chips on her pizza.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSFRGorF-HwYour move.
>>153291457Well where am I supposed to goon to post-pubescent teenagers?
>>153291502normies are brainwashed nigga
>>153291527set an alarm for 4AM eastern for curling
>>153291551I see your chips, and I raise you... chips.
>>153291552Prison?
>>153291569>SHE'S ON HER PERIOD YOU SICK FUCK
What's the most kino sport to watch this winter?
>>153291558They aren't though. The people you're seeing on social media aren't average. They're the terminally online. There's a big difference. You need to disconnect. Pic unrelated.
>>153291210>angryhawaiian.jpeg
>>153291574Real gangstas run red lights, naw mean?
>>153291529Where did I say I was poor? Where did I say netflix is new? Fucking newfag lmao. Pasterino homosexuale, you can fuck off now. Medalist was one the best shows that year, you like it or not, CVCK!
>>153291530>flag/news/ called, they want their seething tranny shill back.
>>153291577figure skating as always
>>153291574Real sailors set sail on the red sea.
>>153291589kek heard you're getting a NIGGER pm now that starmer got EPSTEINED
>>153291577Biathlon, /hoc/, luge/skeleton.
