Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-eventWatch (Canadian VPN Required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curlingPrevious: >>153262463Friday Feb 704:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 7- Sheet CGreat BritainCanada04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 7 - Sheet DSwitzerlandSweden08:35 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 8 - Sheet AEstoniaNorway08:35 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 8 - Sheet BKoreaCzechia08:35 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 8 - Sheet CSwedenItaly08:35 EST / 14:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 8 - Sheet DGreat BritainUnited States13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet AKoreaUnited States13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet BCanadaEstonia13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet CCzechiaSwitzerland13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet DNorwayItaly
>>153288108*Saturday Feb 7th
Total korean domination.
>>153288445Based fellow yellow fevered scandi guy.
it's czechyiv actually
olympicstreams dot co
Debating on whether to buy a plane ticket to Karuizawa or Calgary to see my beautiful wives in person.
>>153291994Thanks, anon!
There is NO curling for another EIGHT HOURSthis olympics is a TOTAL DISASTER
what an absolute gay man's sport
>>153292738>equal parts screaming at a woman and sweeping up her messesIt's basically marriage.
>>153292738>Cute women in tights shouting like they're getting fuckedidk what you're talking about
Who is the Eve Muirhead of our generation?
>>153293613the eve muirhead of our generation is eve muirhead because we are both old niggas.
mixed doubles is such a meme event
I wish casters would focus more on the strategies involved and what the players are likely trying to do with each stone. on svt, that's mostly ignored, even by the "experts." there's probably plenty of subtleties that novice viewers aren't aware of, so why can't we hear about that?
>>153294691The Canadian commentary usually revolves around that
Starting
im here
Bongs vs leafs should be good.
It is time for another curling match. Sweden currently has the top position for curlfu albeit italia is a strong contender.
how come the other team are allowed to brush when its the other teams turn?
Rasmus for fucks sake..
>>153295331Only past the t line which is the back half of the target.
>>153295313I like her cute braid today, good start Bella.
Bongs starting off strong
That last one was in first end was amazing.
Bong Lady looks tite
>>153295399she has nice hips
>>153295399
>>153295435Top down applebutt shots are great.
>>153295399She's not particularly attractive but looks like she'd be a good wife and mother
>Canadian Girl will never tell you to go Harder, Harder, Harder
Why do they put a little spin on the stones?
Bella Bella Bella!!
>>153295545it's called curling
>>153295545To control the shot, the more you sweep the less it curls.
Jem is killing it.
>>153295545It causes them to both slide more straight and be more receptive to curls (brushing only half of the path to change the trajectory)
Bri'ish girl is too OP.
>2 mutliple points ends with hammer>5-1 alreadybongs just need to not fuck this up
Rasmus..
Canabros...
For me it's Briar
>>153295545>Curling>why does it curl?
We suck, buy smaller glasses
>>153295643she looks like adele samus
Sweden bros….
When I was a curler, I would put so much spin on the stones I could make it do a 180 into the house
>>153295649Honestly getting worried that Rasmus will ruin the tournament for Edin, he's been awful.
id heem swedefu's brother
>just like a wavin' flagwtf what year is this?
>>153295461>slightly gingery long curls>blue eyes>nice hipsMy kind of phenotype.
>>153295719Take me back....
I can't remember a time when Sweden have been this bad at curling
>>153295771Brutal shot from swiss wife, still in it.
W R A N A A RANAA
>just trading 4 point roundsDaring strategy
Sweden still alive
Baldy is literally messing up every shot.
What's the advantages of screaming at your teammate?
>>153295870Men like hearing women yell hard
This match is a complete mess, lol.
Didn’t know Letterkenny was on
A strong Canadian accent is an underrated in how grating it is to the ear.
swedefu looks like she gets hay-fever in spring T_T
>>153295870>He doesn't want a female yelling harder at himNGMI
cute canuck girl looked like she was going to cry after that fucking by /ourgirl/ Jen.
I kneel before our bongwife.
good morning, my first time posting in this general. are sweden or swiss the good guys?
Saltiner!
Sweden bro has crazy chad embrace>31damn
Finally some good shots.
Sweden locking in
>tv is showing slopstyleany sport that needs a ref to vote shouldn't be allowed to exist
>>153295996He really needs to accept reality and shave.
>>153296037thisI will never bet on something that is judged
3 points my currlies
>BELLA>BELLA>BELLA
And bongs are fucking this up
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What the fuck was that bongers
do you think he knows it looks this bad from behind?
Bruce what the fuck
We are so back
>>153296073It looks just as bad from the front..
Are the Swedish couple brother and sister or husband and wife?
>>153296124brother sister (nonincestuous)
>>153296124Brother sister (incestuous)
Good defense from the sheep fuckers. See you niggas in approximately 3 hours.
Strong bella!!
ggsbella carried, rasmus started to pull his head in at the end there
Slept in but been watching the full GB Canada game on replay. Doddsy smashing it yet again but this 6th end looking hairy.
Wouldn’t mind sixthing Jens hairy end iykwim
>>153288108how to watch: games, and which to watch ?
>>153297095rescued by Doddsy then fucked it next leg then tidied up for the winI am HYPED for the next one
>>153297095WTF I am watching this game on the NBC app which says it is live.Why is this allowed?
>>153297294UK vpn and pay £4 for discovery plus
>>153297294Your local public service provider, which for you is RaiPlay.
>>153297294Canada VPN and its free on CBS you just need to sign up with a throwaway
>>153297294nigga just go down to the venue
Very nice match, hot italian mom and nerdy swede.
AAAAAAND WE CURL
NBC has a multi view to see all four matches on the same screen. Life is good
does anyone in the uk curl besides the scots?
>>153298439Do they have that on Peacock?
>>153298461Multiviews only show up in the TV apps.
>>153298461Yes. I meant peacock. You can quickly select the audio channel four all four matches
>>153298409>momshe's like 25
>>153298485Found it. Thank you
let's go baldy
>>153298492Perfect age for it.
Italian looks like a pornstar
that was insane from amos
Nice job Italian Mami
how are you guys watching so many matches?
first time watching curlingthis amos guy seems really goodalso our girl is very very cute
Two nil get in
oof, so closeballsy by Stefania
>>153298572He's playing good today? Against Canada he was missing all his shots
Hehe, measured.
>>153298570You can watch 4 at once on peacock
>>153298586idk, as I said, it's my first time watching curlingfor all I know, he might be not that good and the other guys are even better, but again, my first impression is that he's phenomenal
cute girl
>>153298356I tried this with a couple of good VPNs but they knew I wasn't in Canada
>>153298570open more than one microsoft edge window mate
USA bros, not looking good…
>>153298613no he is very goodin the more traditional format of the men teams he was by far our best player and they are the reigning olympic champions after all
>>153298613Wow yeah that was a nice shot just now
>>153298639yep>>153298636we're the reigning champions in curling?
Standings btw
Are the Norwegians supposed to be repping Argentina with those shirts? What an ugly uniform design
how do you get an italian gf
>>153298652yep, these two won the mixed doubles in Beijingit was a massive upset
>>153298664talk to her with your hands
Amos just tapped his own stone with his foot
>>153298664Present her with a wheel of cheese
>>153298664say babada boopie i want your coochie
>NEJ NEJ RÖR INTE!!
>>153298439man I was just about to ask why the USA GBR game is the only one available. I guess because I did not pay for peacock.
>>153298671ITALIA NUMERO UNO SEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOO PO PO PO PO POOOOO POOOOOOOO
insane shot
>>153298692Kinda worth it for one month and then cancel
amos smashtrue grug mentalityalso kinda poor by the swede
Estonia is collapsing
>>153298690Rasmus could you not fuck it up every time.
>>153298711Might also have a free trial available if never used it before
>>153298664invite her to coffee (espresso)
Why do GB athletes always look inbred?
>>153298716Italy with a equally shitty counter lol.
>>153298694Italy is the number one poo?
>>153298738Scotland
why don't they just curve it to the other side are they stupid?
>>153298664unironically ask her about food, let her talk about food, ask her to cook for you, repeat until she agrees she's your gfItalians primarily communicate with hand gestures and food, so if you just do that, you should be good. Fair warning, though, since Italians use food to communicate, they do not have the ability to parse the food of OTHER people, so you'll want to stick mainly with Italian food. Fortunately, your cuisine is still in a habitable zone for them, if you check the map
Must win for the choke siblings
I want the measuring job
I don't feel so good...
>>153298746I take 5 shits a day on averageso yes
ez steal
How do we get Pajeets and Pakis into Curling?
>>153298694also during the team men match, he shouted a string of cristoni which were honestly hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgTgWGef_s
The Italian girl is cute, the guy not so much. I'd take a threesome with her and the South Korean guy
>>153298780You don’t. They hate the cold
>>153298780tell them if they slip, they can sue
>>153298780Convince them to build multimillion dollar ice complexes all over the place
Why is the brit guy wearing a cap?
Kaldvee needs to be wearing those Nike Dunks like Lill is wearing. Estonians got a cool uniform shirt
>>153298756this map is so fucking stupid and wrong
>>153298749The German mind cannot comprehend curling
Has there ever been a murder or assault committed with a curling stone?
>>153298766Did you have your colon removed too?
Why does Europe not have large size coffees?
>>153298822no, my ass is all fine and dandy, thank you very much>>153298826because we drink coffee, not coffee flavored water
>>153298749They can't curl with their non-dominant hand. Please understand.
>>153298826It's just southern Europe where it's less common because >muh espresso
espresso gives me anxiety
>>153298756What does Italy think of the Pope's pizza?
>>153298840all coffee is coffee flavoured water thoughbeit
Why is the shitalian playing like it's bowling?
>>153298780Open a rink in Brampton?>>153298813I once got actual death threats from an Italian for joking about salting my pasta water.
>>153298864too much crust
>>153298840>unironically thisstarbucks (at least here) is straight up just disgusting, especially for the money
>>153298826we prefer strong coffeeif we have to dilute it, we prefer to do it in milk than in water
What happens if you knock the stone with the broom when sweeping?
>>153298848I don't understand it, is it not more refreshing to enjoy a large cup with some dairy and sugar than a tiny bitter espresso shot?They have latte's but those are also quite small usually.
>>153298864Deep dish is for tourists. Tavern style is where it's at
Being an Estonian fan must be suffering
australia has better coffee than italy
>>153298818Those things are heavy as fuck. Only a weightlifter could do it.
>>153298864repulsive
Czech girl looks like a fucking mouse
/curling/ - coffee and pizza
>>153298868grug mentality
>>153298882>>153298887I don't drink espresso but I sympathise with the Italian position on this
>>153298826One of my favorite Italian coffee facts is that after WW2 GI's in Italy kept ordering coffee and getting these tiny cups of espresso and getting mad, so eventually espresso places just dumped the espresso shot into a cup of hot water, stirred it, and called it "American style".Americans didn't really get the hostility and today an "Americano" is one of the most popular coffee drinks in the US.
>>153298886they force you on the ground with your legs spread and they throw a stone at your balls
>>153298915shortbread cookies
>>153298887All food just depends on what you grew up with and what you're used to
>>153298816idk, now he did the kind of shot I feel like they should've attempted last round. what's the use case of just wasting your last stone?
>>153298886Its your responsibility to call your own foul, you typically kick it slightly away from where you meant to place it
Commentator just called the yanks Canada
>>153298929my background is 100% british islander but i prefer italian food. how do you explain that?
..at least she's cute.
>>153298864Deep dish is delicious and 90% of the hostility towards it comes from it being called "pizza" instead of, like, "deep dish pie" or something.>>153298888checked and true; first time I visited Chicago I got mad that you didn't export that kind
>>153298937Judgement call that the shot was difficult enough it was more likely to make it worse and take the game away from them than make it better
>>153298952You probably had italian food all the way from childhood to your 20s
>>153298937>what's the use case of just wasting your last stone?I wasn't watching that but they might "waste" a shot along the side if the stone won't affect the outcome of the game and they want to gauge the ice conditions on a side of the board they haven't thrown yet
Constantini's face when she's getting ready to shoot is so fucking sexo
>>153298915It's because the games are in Europe. Whenever they're in Asia it's all shitposting and porn.
MEASURE IT
bella is ON today
detroit pizza is still pizza and it’s the best regional american style. other than new haven
>>153298947Minnesota is kind of Canada
QUIN MEASURE
>>153298871god I fucking hate those "people">ohhh noooooo mama mia my nonna would-a die if she see you breaka your spaghetti
MEASURE IT AGAIN PLEASE
>>153298996Happy for her, almost crying yesterday.
>>153298954yeah, exactlyit looks good, a bit too cheesy maybe, but what does it have to do with pizza?
>>153298947He did it again! He said it again!
>>153298871>I once got actual death threats from an Italian for joking about salting my pasta water.Are you not supposed to salt the pasta water?
USA coaches coping
>USA getting dominated by the BongsCome on, fags.
you think any of these mixed doubles will take a fifth for the post-game foursome?
>"Ope, I thought it was closer!">"Yeah, I'm sorry.">"No, no! That's okee!"I love this sport man.
>>153299023And a third time
the swedes are dominatingcan't be mad, they're playing great and we keep fucking up
italy in panic mode
>>153298969they didn't have the game so I figured even the worst attempt can't be bad. but I guess I don't know how close they were to losing by 2 or even more if something went horribly wrong
>>153298924We really do suck at coffee. When I worked at sbux the most popular drink was a 20oz nonfat no sugar latte. I struggle to think what the Italians would say
>>153298887like the name suggests it's made to be drunk quickly, you go to a bar, you order an espresso, and in a few minutes you are out. People also drink it while sitting and chilling but that's because they are used to that type of coffee, I agree that if you want something to sip and relax a big beverage is better (but at that point I personally prefer tea)
How come you are not in Curling anon?
Keep bonging bongs, need to sneak into the playoffs.
>>153299064Never seen ice before.
>>153299051We kept fucking up yesterday, fucking hell it was painful to watch
>>153299064global warming
Italian dude just needs to shave his head already
>>153299056sugar doesnt belong in coffee anyway
>>153298947Duluth is Canada dude
>>153299064I live in fucking Oklahoma. Too busy dodging naders
>>153298954I grew up 3 hours south of Chicago where tavern style is the norm for most bars and restaurants. Best pizza type imo
>>153298027 £no>>153298345 Rai burlesconi epstein rape machinefuck no>>153298356>Canada VPN and its free on CBSwat ?>>153298399>nigga just go down to the venuei live farther away from them than you do.
>>153299078is there like a rollerblading version of this like there is with ice hockey?maybe if we greased up a carpark or something
>>153299092It's Minnesota, which is just as bad.
>>153299055from memory the stone in the centre was so safely sandwiched in it was unlikely to get budged so they weren't going to get any better than losing by 1 and if they effect anything most likely shuffle their closest stone away opening it up to 2
>>153299085And he needs to take rasmus with him.lol
>>153299064Most of our competitors are diasporoid subhumans who don't care, just do it as a hobby.
>>153299105Lawn bowls is the closest we've got.
>>153299103>wat ?yes simple asthough another anon said it knew he wasnt canadian so depends on your vpn i guess
>>153299086I agree but that drink was still sweet because of the sucralose
>>153299060Hmmmm I guess that makes sense.North American coffee culture started out more like going to a diner for breakfast or lunch and being allowed unlimited coffee while you sat there.
Nice touch there by Czechia
if we fucked that, it'd have been gamesaved our skin
>>153299064I'm going to pick it up when my wife and I are in our 50s
>>153298756 marco polo literally stole noodles from china though and that theft is the only reason italy knows how to make pasta
The Italian audience should be kicked out at this point, people are trying to concentrate
we're losing against.....a couple of incestuous swedes????
>>153299105Shuffleboard m8
>>153299056They recently opened a Starbucks in Milan and I remember a lot of Italians were kinda mad that Starbucks coffee isn't terrible as long as you order an actual coffee and not a literal milkshake.>>153299064I am! I caught the first big wave of it in the 2000's in Japan. If you're ever there, you should swing by Kitami or Karuizawa! You might see me, especially since I'm heading back for the Japan championships soon!
>>153299103Then tv [DOT] tflix [DOT] app or SVT Play with VPN.
>>153299149>North American coffee culture started out more like going to a diner for breakfast or lunch and being allowed unlimited coffee while you sat there.this still exists to an extent, but there's a big generational divide
How do you even get into curling? I get hockey, football and skiing, we do that in kindergarden, but curling? Never even touched a stone.
>>153299184Not the same; no sweeping.
>>153299169The home crowd that doesn't know the game and cheer for mid shots is part of the fun.
Goddamn that GB chick is hideous. I thought curling was supposed to have qts?
>>153299208Mostly played by middle aged and older people, usually your family will get you into it
>US vs UK>Delicate precise positioning>Italy vs Sweden>Absolutely slamming that shit apartWhich is the better tactic?
>>153299169Disqualify the norwegians for screaming like retards while we're at it
>>153299215wdym? I'd suck her cock.
>>153299215>>153295435
>>153299168t. Tyler Zhang
>>153299168I always thought this was stupid. I feel like any wheat growers would have invented noodles at some point
>>153299208Played with my grandpa, I should get back into it. wifehunting in the curl hall.
>>153299176I thought they were just married but that makes it even hotter
What's the point in time outs if there's a clock anyway? Just give them extra time to start with
>>153299168chinks invented noodles, marco polo invented a way to cook them without dog meat
>>153299149I've never tried proper american coffee, is it actually good paired with a salty dish? Tourists here order cappuccino together with their spaghetti and I don't understand how they can stomach consuming them together, but maybe with a less concentrated coffee it might not be so bad
>>153299224if you're a massive bald giant named after an Old Testament prophet, probably the latter
>>153299253Time out lets you talk it over with your coach
Why the fuck did we just do nothing?
Can anyone stop the Brits?
>both Wranå brothers are younger than mewtf they look like shit
>>153299267I like my coffee with savory breakfast food, like bacon and eggs or pork sausage. Coffee with spaghetti just sounds weird.
>>153299284yeah I figured they'd try something given the hole we're in and they just...didn't?
>>153299176>incestuous swedes
>>153299208Can't speak for the US, but I know in Canada it's a bar sport and in Japan I got into it the same way everyone in Japan gets into everything; someone made a manga about it and a bunch of people showed up at the nearest icy city's municipal curling center and now Japan is good at curling.
>>153299267>Tourists here order cappuccino together with their spaghetti and I don't understand how they can stomach consuming them togetherThat sounds gross, idk about that.Diner coffee is more for like eating a full breakfast eggs and bacon and hashbrowns or a sandwich
>>153299290The Italian guy looks 50 and he's 30
>>153299267I would say it goes well with the sort of heavy food you'd get at breakfast or at diners for lunch/dinnernever heard of someone drinking coffee with spaghetti that sounds dogshit
>>153299294Dump some sausage gravy over the spaghetti instead of sauce and you might be onto something
>>153299286ITS COMING HOME
>>153299267imagine eating in italy and not getting the house wine
some amazing clears from italian man
>>153299267I've only ever had one cup of coffee and one cappuccino. Coffee is sludge. Cappuccino is hot chocolate but somehow without the chocolate. I kept expecting it to taste different on the aftertaste and it just didn't and then the mug was empty and I have never wanted to risk it again.
>>153299320>>153299320Isn't sausage gravy just bechamel?Or am I thinking of biscuit gravy
>>153299316he's bald and used to work as a farmer, he's excused
>>153299316he's just like me except i'm still clinging to scraps
>>153299330Call me a phillistine, but my favorite part of Italian coffee is the little biscotti you dunk in it. I guess I just don't like coffee very much.
crazy how losing your hair teleports you to 50
>>153299194>SVT Play with VPN.AHA that worksthank you
>>153299330when I started drinking coffee in uni to help study, id take a shot of espresso like a shot of vodka and then chase it with a glass of milk
>>153299362now i have to vpn againbe back later
>>153299353God, 4chan sucks now that we're all old.
>>153299358coffee is for plebs anyways. the patrician's morning beverage is tea.
>>153299366wouldn't that burn you? there has to be a better way, like adderal.
>>153299267Yeah it's common with diner food like omelettes potatoes bacon eggs but our coffee is too weak to really clash with anything. Remember were drinking a liter per sitting and don't want to die from caffeine
Bro what happened? It's like i'm watching my own pastAAAAHHHHHH MY HAIIRRR
Huge lifeline for estonian
this is bad, 3 points at least
>>153299361you don't know how correct you aret. had a hair transplant and went back to looking younger than I did in the 5 years before
>>153299267>Tourists here order cappuccino together with their spaghettido americans really?
>>153299366you were basically drinking a latte just broken apart ironically enough
>>153299380I think the stretch from 2010 to 2014 was the /sp/ peakThose world cups and Olympics were amazing
Been drinking this Malaysian instant coffee recently. Picked up a lb of it from the Chinese store for $2Pretty good
>>153299389
>>153299215have you seen the knackered old piece of shit representing your country?
>>153299333Yeah, basically, but sausage gravy is a lot more thick and peppery while bechamel is smoother. And biscuit gravy is sausage gravy
>>153299294>>153299302>>153299317I see, if I'll ever get the chance I'll try the classic american breakfast with a big cup of coffee like I saw in movies then>>153299324this, rookie mistake tbqh
byebye mario
>>153299403My high school years, too.
>>153299333Same shit also country gravy or sawmill gravy just different names
STOP DISCUSSING FOOD AND TALK ABOUT THE FOUR CURLING MATCHES FFS
>>153299380ZOMG TEH REI
>>153299383Tea takes more effort to brew, which is why Americans don't like it.
JÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄRNEEEEEET
>>153299422If they win the gold do they get a new IKEA product named after them?
>>153299362>>153299369You're welcome! We even have 1080p.
>toilet breakit's so obvious
fugg it's over for my wife Stefania
>>153299403>/sp/ wasn't here for the Bradbury speed skating final
Italian is not an efficient language when you need to communicate fast and hardSwedish on the other hand, god she's screaming so beautifully
>>153299380Zoomers are bringing back Azumangah Daioh which is cool
>>153299421I've been burned by a mediocre gift l house, did I just get unlucky? Is it worth to try again?
>>153299440How is dunking a bag into hot water more effort?>that's not real tea reeeeeewell neither is the instant coffee everyone uses anyways
So far, Scotland seems like the strongest team
>>1532994032012 Olympics was Amazing. Death March, baby!
>>153299401My mom did this while we were in Naples I wanted to die because she insisted even after I told her it was weird
Curling is the most satisfying winter sport ever.
>big American in crowd, looking at phone>USA chant starts>big American looks up confused, starts chanting USA too by instinct>looks back down at phone again
Stefania sucks
>>153299448explaincock and balls injections for better stones handling?
>>153299405>instant coffeeNot even once
>>153299467>Dunking a bagGarbage. Loose leaf tea is so much better than the crap that gets put in teabags
shit
>>153299401you do the same, leaf
why aren't british curlers ever english?
>>153299411lol, u mad, Bong?
>>153299460Imagine /sp/ during the Nancy Kerrigan Tony’s Harding scandal or the Munich massacre. Jesse Owen’s in Berlin would have been wild too
>>153299464>l houseDo you mean IHOP? There are real actual non-chain diners out there still. Don't go to Waffle House unless you want to end up on the news.
>4What a choke. kek.
If USA fucks up getting this 3-point bump to tie....
>>153299515it sounds like you are
>>153299467>uses tea bagsNGMI
>>153299401I've seen North Europeans do it as well>>153299478most waiters in touristy places don't give a shit and they probably get requests like that multiple times a day, but Naples is a special case and they can be more prissy about this kind of stuff
for me, it's Cheryl Bernard
WE ARE BACK IN IT
>>153299521Don't you dare slander Waffle House, that shit is good regardless if it's bottom of the barrel
FUCKING YESSSS
>>153299521
>>153299399How much did you pay for it?Did you go to Turkey?I've been considering it myself but all I have is temple recession
Not so fast, dad
>>153299552We don't have any Waffle Houses in my state
USA ties it up
>>153299519Or the '96 Olympic Park bombing
Pouring myself some "french roast" coffee from a french press
>>153299503And you can use the leftover leaves to scent your houseplants.
Shut the fuck up with the USA chant
>>153299513There's only one English curling club by the looks of it
>>153299552I think most people that meme the Waffle House fights probably have never been there. I have been eating there my entire life and have never once seen a fight. The only think I saw was a guy get thrown out for puking before his food even got there.
USA USA USA Every country in the world belongs to America
>>153299577>Richard (((Jewell)))posting would have been off the charts
>>153299403>spent 2011 to 2014 on 4chan>wasn't on /biz/ or /g/ to buy early btc>wasn't on /sp/ to get into curling early and have a curling wife by nowbut hey at least I got /r9k/ and fucking GamerGate yay
>>153299577CIA would’ve been glowing itt for that
Man I don't even know who is winning anymore. I like look at this sport.
>>1532995653k euros, in MilanoI highly suggest starting with minoxidil
>>153299587nigga the english-scottis border isn't in Kent lmaoThat shows there's 4 in Englandnevertheless I have no idea why it's a bigger deal in Scotland
>>153299613is hair transplant a sport?
uh oh
>>153299614Two of those are bars called the curling club
James Hoffman ruined an entire generation of menNow there are so many people drinking espresso made with 100% arabicaEnjoy your super acidic fruity light coffee idiot
>>153299613wow that's pretty goodyeah I'm already on minox and fin It works and I'm not bald at all but I rememeber having really thick fucking hair and that's a great feeling and I can afford it so fuck it
>>153299590When I road trip I always hit up a WH and haven't seen anything either. Talking to the staff is always an experience, especially the older ones that have been around
>>153299590I don't have Waffle House. I have Bickford's.
I once worked with a Bosnian who drank Turkish coffee. He let me try some and I was wired the rest of the day.
should have been 3, amos fucked up his last stonebut to be fair the swedes choked badly as well
>vamovamovamovamovamoVs>NEEEEEEEEEJ
>>153299628considering the surgery lasts 8h yeah I'd say it's some kind of endurance>>153299641any side effect with fin? I've never took it but I heard it works wonders
>>153299583USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153299638I have no clue what i'm even buying, what coffee should i be drinking?
The 6 foot marker hit JUST barely for Korea
USA USA USAholy shit captcha is gay as fuck right now
>>153299512never. that's gross.
>>153299689Whatever tastes good to you. Don't fall for the specialty memes. I personally like Kona coffee from Hawaii.
>daydrinking with /curl/ talking about food and hair transplantsgod I the olympics
>>153299703Stop changing cookies, newfriend.
>>153299689Good espresso should be made with a mix of arabica and robusta. Italians robably enjoy bitter strong earthy almost burnt coffee but thats because historically the one we use is low quality and super roastedYet i have tried high quality arabica and its just not my thing (but its probably very good for long coffee)
>ArribaI thought that was Spanish
Force field up with that guard
I always look at "Ethiopian" coffee and am like "yeah I don't trust that"
>16 Winter Olympic sports>8/16 are different forms of skiing>3/16 are different forms of going fast on a sleighIce Hockey, Curling, (2x) Speed Skating and Figure Skating are kino though
>>153299614I thought this sport was invented in Scotland
>>153299689kopi luwak
Amos you 2 meter giant control your strength ffsGive that man a longer staff so he doesn't have to bend like my grandma
>>153299744that's because you're a racist and you should do better
>>153299679eh I mean I'm less horny than I was but I think that's more a work thingwhen things are going well at work I can jerk off 3x a day easily
Drink Water
What happens if the countdown clock on the scoreboard reaches 0?
>>153299758Kek, Mikkeller beer made a Coffee stout with that coffee in it. I had my gf try a sip, and then told her what it was and she got mad kek
GB about to split that for a three
>>153299750Yeah I never understood sports that are just transportation
>>153299783You get banished to Ailsa Craig to mine granite
>>153299783Sniper executes them. Blood and brain on the ice
>>153299783DQ. Score doesn’t matter
>>153299783You lose. It's like a chess clock
Rasmus everything is forgiven, but please shave.
>>153299783Everybody dies
>>153299808So if the game goes long they just start pegging it down machine gun style?
I cannot take this Swedish dude seriously with his Melvin ass haircut
Sweden might be able to score 4 here
>>153299783Mr. Freeze tells you to chill out
It's embarrassing how much English we use in our language, I assume you don't notice
Why are South American and African nations sending fewer people than countries that don't even have four seasons climates?
gg
BELLAGOD
>Bella>Bella>Bella
>>153299769>3x a daywhat the fuckI jerk off 3/4 times a week and that's without fin
Bella :)
I like how you can hear the British slang yelling in all the other feeds makes me feel funny
>>153299724Arabica is the word i see everywhere but i will try Robusta for long coffee just because im curious now. I don't have an espresso machine, spending that much money for coffee seems homosexual.
Maybe next game Amos won't be throwing like a fucking gorilla
Estonia Norway down to the wire
>>153299885are you 80
>i can do iti also say this without really believing it
Damn the balls on our dude lmao
gooning 3 times a day every day is insane
>>15329991833 in a few monthswhen I was with my ex (we've been together for 11 and a half years) I was ALWAYS horny around her, but ever since we split up I'm really not that much anymoremaybe I grew bored of jerking off
>>153299954this isn't even my final form
>>153299902You can get a good espresso machine for like 200 euros. No bullshit attached just hot water.Again, Hoffman had people buy 2k machines and 1k grinders.It's mental illness, espresso has never been about that, no need to turn it into the "audiphiles" autism of coffee.
>>153299902Arabica is more refined but has less caffeine
>>153299954>3 times a dayAmateur
I don't think I've seen a fat Italian girl beforeI don't like itIt's like putting graffiti on the sistine chapel
Worst Korea strikes again
>>153299954I used to be able to in my early 20snowadays I'm 1-2 daily
>>153299992They're all over the new york tri-state area
>>153299601I sold BTC at $300, anon. I missed out on helping found Hololive thanks to a missed email. I didn't study at my dream Japanese school and becoming a vocaP/game developer because of a guidance counselor insisting I go to some shitty striver-coded Ivy League university that made me miserable. I lost my beautiful teen-love girlfriend to tragedy and I'm still tormented by dreams of her lips almost every night.By all accounts, I should blow my brains out. We can't let regret consume us, because to do that is to die, every single day. You weren't placed here to die. You were placed here to live.
>>153299977why did she leave you?
>>153299954My record was seven. I was hoping around /b/ /hc/ /h/ /tv/ /sp/ and /s/ for that
>>153299992Imagine investing in this on the ground floor and sticking her with Ozempic twice a day and then she dumps you for Fabio.
>>153299999many congratulations on the post numberdon't think i've had more than 2 in a day for years and even that's rare
>>153299992What even is their job?
>>153300012I’m glad you’re still with us anon
>>153299912It shouldn'twe're winning but we're cooked for medal
>>153300014she basically didn't love me anymorebut I'm trying to get back together with her cause, despite getting out with quite a number of girls since, I still haven't found one that I liked as much as I like her
>>153300019Oh and /gif/
YES HAHA
>>153300049that's sad lad I don't understand how you can just suddenly feel that way after 11 years you probably did something that gave her the ick
that’s it. im finding a wife and making her curl so we can bring olympic glory to the us
KWAB
>>153300027you really don't have to share your cuck fantasies with the rest of the class
>>153300049>didn't marry her in 11.5 yearswhat did you think was going to happen
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
OH HOW EMBARRASSING FATBROS
Fucking clowns. Go for the guaranteed point you greedy chokers
It's over
Latinoids are always talking about coffee and cigarettes, you should try coffee and snus>>153299985Espresso is tasty but i prefer the quantity of a long anyways. I'll stick with my 10€ french press. >>153299987Ok i see
>Stream dropped on USA's last rock when they were going for 2>Brits won the round +1How badly did USA fuck up the last stone?
we're more of a snow shoveling nation anyways
god that was a dumb move
>schizophrenia pills commercialLmao wtf
wasn't worth the risk should have just went for the 1
i'm liking these tight curling pants on the estonian lady
My stream got fucking stuck. Did Thiesse throw a dogshit stone?
American woman looks so MILFy it's insane
>>153300109The driveway won’t clear itsel-ACK
>>153300072it wasn't sudden, she already told me one year prior and we tried working things out but ultimately didn't work out still, to be completely honest, I don't blame her, she was always honest about it and I was at the worst in my life, if I were her I'd have dumped me way before>>153300078idk have a healthy, normal relationship?it's not like marrying someone makes all the issues go away, the opposite actuallymost couples I know end up having more problems after marrying
It’s ogre
>>153300135If that's the american lad then yes
>>153299403i remember the Flacco SB run like it was yesterday, and i don't give a shit about gridiron4chan was so much fun before it became a jidf honeypotnowadays i only come back for the olympics, because any other place to discuss them sucks>>153300012>I missed out on helping found Hololivewho the hell are you, Omega's brother?
SK is out
Cory Thiesse sucks
>>153300158Back then we had threads about the fucking national spelling bee. Also people posted more reaction threads instead of just phone post
>>153300105>snusit's actually very popular in Cortina, probably thanks to the local hockey team if I had to guess
BURGERBROS THERE'S A CHANCE
>>153300012I remember seeing early live2d tech thinking it wouldn't be useful cause hand drawn is better.
America playing like shit
FUCKED IT WAHEEEEEEEEEY
>>153299783Israel ceases to exist and Palestine is freed
>>153300204owari da
>>153300184Gonna miss her :(
FUCKING MISSED
welp
We are fucked ahhhh
Choking every round
why is america letting us winthere's no way this isn't deliberate
So fun watching burger athletes have a strop after they lose
absolute chokejob
all my streams keep fucking freezing i'm going to bed
We threw that one away, horrible performance
7 OUT OF 7MOUATY AND DODDSY MASTERCLASS
We used to have better aim…
absolutely shameful surrender
>concession to Great Britain1776-2026Almost made it to 250 bros
ggs teabrosgotta eat and take care of shit so my weekend will be free
get on your knees
Dodds is too powerful
Why is it always Scots on the GB Curling team? What about the English or Welsh?
>>153300326Curling was invented in Scotland
>>153300315>Played 7 games while others have only played 5wtf?
>>153300315I'm surprised Canada is still in 3rd
>>153300326They've been playing it for 400 years up there
>>153300315well, you're qualifiednow you can throw your last match, right?
>>153300373spoke too soon
>>153300392you won gold in the mixed doubles in 2022 niggadon't be greedy
Jen getting it done.
3 bongs
>>153300410all the more reason for wanting to defend the title at homeyou don't want to be the heel, do you?
>>153299446>You're welcome! We even have 1080p.but this swedespeak, holy shit>>153300049>she basically didn't love me anymore>but I'm trying to get back together with her causdude, i cant even, just go find something else, she will never feels for you again
>>1533003933/4 of Canada's remaining games are against the bottom half
>>153300446>you don't want to be the heel, do you?It's a jank, it's the only thing they cum to.
>>153300467don't really care about feels right now, I just want to secks her again
>>153300393Italy to take Sweden's spot, is that the expected outcome?
>>153300491I'm blind.
>>153300493>don't really care about feels right now, I just want to secks her again>things that are not going to happen
>>153300044I'm glad I'm still with you all, too.>>153300158Knew one of the original holomems personally and had a friend working at Live2D.>>153300210I was the opposite. If not for that email dropping, I'd be in a way better place. Thank you, shitty email host.
>>153300525idk anon she's being VERY flirty with me lately, and it's not even ego boost, cause a couple years ago she know for a fact I was still in love with her and she chose to put some distance between us
>>153300517Praying for an american/canada/italy choke ending, but yeah it's probably over.
>>153300315How are we doing this well kek
>>153301655Just the qualifies to get into the finals brackets. Setting it up nicely for the choke.
How am I supposed to know which team I want to lose? There's no standings anywhere
>>153303724https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curling_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics#Round_robin_3
need new bread
USA blowout inc
>>153303914Need an easy round to make up for the loss.
>>153303820Will make new when the day is done
Alright you curling SCUMBAGS, which of the round robins is most likely to have either cute women or entertaining autism?
>>153304011Czechia Switzerland
Canada choking
Is tiebreak total score or differential?
holy fuck that estonian bird is sexo
Who's Robin?
>>153304022And away I go
