Its official, the games are OPEN.Official schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedulePost any Webms you made today.What events are you planning on watching tomorrow?
Based AmeriGODS fashion moggin’ the yuropoors
>>153291486> /oyl/Jesus christ, one job
>>153291486>What events are you planning on watching tomorrow?Curling>>153288108
Bring her back!
>>153291499Those sweaters look very tacky, Canada had the best winter outfit.
https://youtu.be/OkHGUaB1Bs8This guy should have sung
anyone know of any pirate streams to watch all olympics long?
>>153291648https://freestreams-live1a.pk/
>>153291486>What events are you planning on watching tomorrow?No idea. I usually just jump around until I find something interesting or an anon recommends something. I have become invested in the curling though
>>153291652Thank you!
Whew, that sure was funny seeing yuros get mad at America after being cucked into speaking english and trying to make fun of us for having a black flagbearer and then have to undergo a massive humiliation ritual as they prepare to receive a flood of jeets
>>153291486I was looking and some qualy results in Big Air snowboard and it surprises me that 3/4 americans are already out and Japan got 4/4 in the finals. Same New Zealand with 3/4 athletes. Is there any great american snowboarder right now with a sure medal?
>>153291516American, oil on the mind.
>>153291499Do athletes usually get to keep their sponsored clothes after the opening ceremony?
>>153291499Gonna get booed at every event Americans take part in.
I need your help finding two cuties, /sp/niggas.Who was the cute blonde Bulgarian flagbearer girl and the Team USA brunette that the cameramen kept focusing on?
>>153291758Flagbearer was figure skater Alexandra Feigin.
>>153291499>AmeriGODS fashionDuffle coats are British. Double welted hiking boots originate from the Alps.
>>153291804Cool cool, yeah, they're ours now.
>>153291783Danke very mucha. What a cutie patootie. Def looking forward to seeing her on the ic->born in JerusalemI don't know how to feel about this
On the topic of fashion, which country had the best drip? For me, it's a toss-up between Germany and the Czechs
the housing for athletes keeps getting worse and worse https://apnews.com/article/cortina-olympic-village-athletes-mobile-homes-bcce80b55db9e7cd5307602ef6e3cdd4
>>153291486Why does that shit look like a Satanic temple?
>>153291908Looks comfy what more do you want?
>nobody cheered for India or IsraelEU not being subtle
>>153291925You in my bed
>>153291916>like
>>153291908>you need a mansion to properly organize olympic village orgies
Did they boo Vance?
>>153291908what you talking bout willis this is comfy as FUCK
when does it start
>>153292059they are mobile homes not some cottages
>>153291908they should be able to shove a bunch together and make a giant party house
>>153291908Imagine the sex.
Who's the Eve Muirhead of 2026?
>>153292097so whatmount the cozy woods cabin on a trailer and it becomes a mobile home tooonly way this can be improved is if they were arranged in circles with fire pits in the centre
Just got home and no olympics on :( any good events from today worth watching? And how was the opening ceremony?
>>153291908TRAILER PARK SEX ORGIES
>>153292161Czech vs Switzerland womans hockey was actually a fun game to watch.Opening ceremony was cozy and decent, only bad bit was Mariah Carey’s singing
>isreal getting booedpeak lmao
>>153292173>Opening ceremony was cozy and decent,Cool. Thats a nice change. And thanks, I'll give the hockey a watch.
Another year. Another Olympics ran by shitty dogshit ass NBC with their monopoly on it.
>>153291486https://app.podiumsport.it/Interesting we are projected to get the most gold this year.
>>153292226We will get BTFO as we deserve.
>>153291499The ugly ass sweater ruins it
>>153292277The American flag is just completely unaesthetic.
Anyone going to watch the Opening Ceremonies tonight? I missed it live due to work.
And it turned into gay pride celebration shocking
>>153292498I missed it live too and watching it now. The more I watch, the more I wonder if I should continue watching it at all. At this point I just want to see the countries come out.
>>153292712>>153292712I like the little crayon figures dancing in the paint, but the beginning with the cupid shit was gay as fuck.I guess this can be the watch thread for now.
Is Mariah Carey Italian? Why is she there?
>>153292736You need some people of colour to not get accused of racismo i guess they just took her to fill that slot
>>153292712Not a single opening ceremony has touched Beijing '08, I don't think it's actually possible in the modern world to create an opening ceremony like that ever again.
>famous Italian singer, Mariah Carey
I like the Olympics, but man, the opening/closing ceremonies are also so pretentious & self-fellating
At least France of all places had a metal band
>Literal home of Opera>Choose Mariah Carey to sing for your country
>>153292744I mean what are they supposed to do? Have Shane Gillis come out half-drunk to rip the athletes.
>>153292742Was that the one with the thousand drummers? Yeah, I don't think anything will ever top that.
>Try to watch this with parents to get them away from the news for once>They physically cannot help but compain the entire timeI get the olympics suck but holy shit
How much did this bitch have to pay to become president of the IOC?
>>153292766Like old people need an excuse to be miserable cunts, hahaha
>ZOMG an all-female honor guard!God these NBC commentators are insufferable
>italian national anthem isn’t “Woke Up This Morning”huh, learn something new everyday
Just do the countries already holy fuck
Ferrari bros our national anthem is playing
>>153292766Your parents are based. This is lame. The Olympics are about the games, not pompous theatrics
>>153292742I agree with this. Beijing 08 will likely be the best Olympic opening we're going to see on our lifetimes. This one so far isn't that amazing really. It'll likely be forgotten like Rio, but at least it's got respectable aspects to it. It's better than the monstrosity from Paris though.
>no giant meatball statue holding the Olympic flame 2/10
Ah boppity boopity
OHHHHH SAYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE
There really want to show Italian culture, they should have an entire segment dedicated to La Cosa Nostra
>MilanWhat even happens there?
>>153291908Journos couldn't shut their fucking beaks about muh costs regarding the Olympics for a decade, and now that moves are being done to make it more sustainable by reducing costs, people still bitch anyway.
>>153292831Gay fashion shows
>>153292831Fashion, soccer, north african gangs stabbin’, robbin’ and rapin’ the residents
fuck they should’ve played the godfather theme
Give them a ceremony they can't refuse
>>153292828MAKE IT HALF A POUNDA GABAGOOL
Seriously what the fuck is this crouching tiger hidden dragon shit no way this is Italian where’s tony soprano where’s ray romano where’s mario and luigi?
>>153292762Yes, it's surprisingly simple in terms of the theatrics, which ever opening ceremony has tried to one-up each other on since, but the sheer scale and unity of the thing is incredible and truly indicative of what the Olympics represents; a demonstration by the most skilled and disciplined people on the planet.
>>153292853this is the "MOUNTAIN SEGMENT"
>>153292810what are you on about the Olympics is precisely about countries doing pompous theatrics. Why the hell do you think nations outbid each other to host and waste money? For the love of the game?
>>153292831Been 2x. Once in 2010. Was snobby but actually lived in and owned by locals. Went back in 2023 and it was just globalist slop. I'm patriotic to a fault, but I don't want to see a Five Guys in the Alps.
>>153292853>where’s mario and luigi?They were at the Tokyo Opening. Which, by the way, played songs like the FF7 Fanfare when countries came out. Much better than whatever we have going on with this so far.
this is really gay
How conceited do you have to be to find this vanity show entertaining?
>>153291908>ywn bang a hot Swedish figure skater, impregnated her with a strong white child then walk out into the cold valley air to watch the sunriseWhy even live bros?
>1.50am>no Olympikinodoesn't feel like a real olympicsremember 2 years ago when we had surfing in New Caledonia meaning we had sports basically around the clock?that was fun
>>153292868
haha what if they kissed up there jkunless?
>>153291486Can any knowers tell us casuals what to watch?
>>153292857I remember my mom and I both looking at that and saying "we're going to lose" after it was done and during the performance. Beijing not only had a fantastic opening, that shit was intimating and had you feeling like you didn't stand a chance against them when the games started.
>>153292878Time zones always fuck me up during the Olympics. At least for last summer games there were events taking place halfway around the world from each other. This time it's one time zone. Actually, is Italy all in one time zone?
The Romans would have though this an ancient barbarian ritual and killed everyone in this coliseum.
>>153291916
No one sucks the Olympics dick harder than itself
Genuinely almost forgot it was starting this month
>>153291486Most aesthetic Olympics is ages. France was a shit show.
>>153292892yesbut interestingly this is the widest reaching Winter Olympics everWhilst it's protocol to have just one city, Milan and Cortina are actually 250 miles apart.
>>153292893Now that I would watch.
RATE THE OPENING CEREMONY!
should have been little blue men dancing to eiffel 65
>>153292900nigga it started 2 days ago
>>153292903The opening seems nice, Frances opening just seem to openly mock them
>>153292903France was awful. Gay as fuck and I still remember that drag queen with his ballsack hanging out on live TV but nobody calls that shit out because it's "stunning and brave"
>norwaywinslol
>>153292914Shieet what did I miss?
>Have all female guards raise Italian flag.>They're all super modelsYou can't love Italy more.
>>153292934some curling matches and downhill skiing qualifications
>>153292885its simple you just watch women short track speed skating. The booties are crazy, luck plays a huge role, and the penalties and disqualifications will make you seeth.
This American figure skater just screams gay.
I hope they talk about Jesus and historic Italy the rest of the time i dont wanna see any more gay dances
>be Greece>invent Olympics>only send 5 people sad
Why do the sign holders look like statue versions of Handmaid's Tale?
>Greece>origin of thr Olympics>5 athletesSad....
>>153292909Aesthetic
>>153292959This is the fugazi olympics tho.
Andorra, the Leliel nation
All I know is that LA 2028 is likely going to be canceled
based Arabs got drip frfr
Kinda weird they don’t actually list the names of the athletes on screen
>>153292973why?
>>153292947God I wish. I would destroy his hole
>>153292978It'd be easy for the small countries, but then you get countries sending hundreds of athletes, it'd be difficult.
>Born in San Diego>Competes for the Saudisfucking traitor
>>153292979He's just shitposting.
>sandniggers are third despite the country name starting with Scheaters
>>153292831Model fucking
>>153292991Making the American team is hard. Anybody with dual citizenship has a much better chance in their secondary country.
It sucks its cold and everyone’s wearing puffy jackets you can’t even tell which female athletes have nice bodies. How am I supposed to know who to stan going forward?
>>153293007Another reason dual-citizenship should be banned
>>153293008Just watch curling, luge, and speed skating. You're welcome.
>>153292930>there are 116 events >That means that there are 348 medals to be earned>we are down 34 golds and 76 overallThere's a pretty significant gap from Norway but Germany being that close with half as many games is more worrisome.
>>153293019You're just mad you can't medalfarm, just enjoy the games dummy
20 years ago I would have never predicted that Snoop Dogg would be a commentator for the fucking Olympics.
FUCK CANADA
>>153293042>face of the Olympics and multiple convicted felon Calvin Broadus
How hard are we gonna get booed?
THEY'RE LITERALLY FUCKING LEAFS!
>>153293042Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman are too old or they'd be there instead i bet..... God imagine if Betty White was still alive and she was there with him.
>>153293053
ayo tf this negro doing in the front mayne
>>153293053He served hid debt to society
What part of Maryland is Czechia in?
>>153293076North of Elkton near 301
You oldfags remember when John Tesh was an Olympic commentator?
>>153293086He deserved it for writing the NBA on NBC theme
Am I confused or are the introducing teams in both cities at once?
Spoiler alert: JD gets booed
>>153293098Yes, because the atheletes are in both cities.
GLORIOUS CCP HAS ARRIVED
>chinks with cellphonesSoulless
>>153293042He literally did a 187 as a youngster. But he's the right race, so this former felon is the face of the US for the Olympics.
China #1
these chinks better not tie with us again
>>153293098Oh....
CHYNA
>>153292943ty
>>153293059Weirdly, I'd find getting booed by France, Canada, Britain and countries like that as a badge of honor. I'd be smiling and embracing it the whole time if I got to walk in a sea of boos from them
>>153293053The beauty of the American Dream
>>153293107Walking out carrying your phone to record this insane moment is the most human thing I see at these opening ceremonies. I’d absolutely record it to show my friends and family.
China really needs to invade the US
>>153293098Each location has different events so the athletes are split up on which location their sport is in
Raasclaat pussyclaat
cringe. fuck off snoop.
Cortina must be comfy as fuck.
>>153293046Nah Fuck You.
>>153293126Still beats the gay boat parade from the last Olympics, I guess.
>>153293102>reeeeeee why aren't you defending us for free
>>153293123You’d be already on TV!
finally the plug is here.
>WORST KOREA
WORST KOREA
>>153293119Hopefully we show out. Would be funny.Does Greenland send a delegation?
just like one of my k-dramas
they just teased the best country
Good work on not calling South Korea North Korea this time, IOC>>153292962Tone deaf franchise whose adaption's producers love tearing down the iconic for its own sake
Rude bwoy nah promote no nasty man.
>"Super Mario Galaxy" movie>No Super Mario Galaxy locations or power upsWhy is it called the Super Mario Galaxy movie when it's clearly not Super Mario Galaxy? We literally have the game with the story book and made two games from it. I'm only asking since I used to love playing both of those games.
Army Olympics commercial. BASED
>>153293176>Rosalina
Do you all have jobs? Why didn’t you just watch this live 6 hours ago…
German outfits looking comfy as fuck
>>153293185/sp/ is a normie board
I need an Asian gf so bad, bros
>>153293188Yeah 10/10
>>153293185Because I was working, you NEET bastard.
COOL RUNNINGS
jamaica love
>>153293185Forgot it was on then and I legitimately watched Ace Ventura while eating lunch.
NIPPON
>>153293199I have a job. Just not on fridays
>>153293185It's on TV now. That is why.
ni hao
What stream is everyone watching? For me it's still the gay artsy fartsy opening
>>153293206All righty then
tfw no japanese girlfriend
>Our best skier is already injuredwell fuck
UK slags in the house
>>153293223NBC on my TV. They're rebroadcasting the opening now because it's matching with Italy's time in the US now.
>>153293223I'm watch on Peacock which I assume is the same as on-air NBC.
>>153293223NBC TV
most cucked country of all time award
>>153293183Still should have just used the games as their blueprint and just made it an adaptation. I don't know what they're doing with this movie.>>153293185>Why didn’t you just watch this live 6 hours agoI had to work. Weekend is here though so it's good now.
>you are the long representative for your countryWhat level of national pride must that feel like
>>153293238HAITI ? WTF
How the fuck do Hatians even train for winter sports?
>>153292857Don't even get me started on their military. It's jover.
>Hong Kong, CHINAOHNONONO
>>153293223I don’t stream
Poos
SAARS DO NOT REDEEM
Europeans love that glossy bubble jacket shit so much. I can always tell a foreigner when I see it
wow mariah carry sucks wtf
>>153293223I'm on Peacock. For some reason NBC over-the-air has never worked well for us.
>>153293265They're kino
KIKES INCOMING
>>153293269Bro, how behind is your stream?
>>153293259Hong Kong is literally located in China you retard
oyyyyyyyy gevalt
Iceland only has 4 athletes? Wtf. They live in the winter year-round.
NBC lowered the boos for Israel
>BOOOOOOOO
>>153293285They have no mountains, which is more important for most winter stuff.
REMEMBER THE 200 KILLED IN MUNICH!
>>153293265
Death to Israel
>>153293286Im shocked they didn't edit in cheers
I like the fake film grain aesthetic.
>>153293293>Iceland doesnt have mountains
FINGER FRY SKIS
>>153293285Technically one of the largest teams if you go by per capita.
>>153293278I think nbc fucked up the time zone schedules
>>153291594All sweaters look tacky. That's the fun of sweaters.
>>153293285That's actually a quarter of their population.
Norway... evil bastards.
Frank Zappa's competing for Mexico?
>>153293311>Hvannadalshnjúkur is the highest peak in Iceland with a height of 2,109.6 metres (6,921 ft 3 in)The town I live in is higher than that and the mountains are still a 3 hours drive away.
Swedes are better
>>153293317Works on my machine. They're on the walk of athletes, Netherlands right now.
>>153293335Doesn't prominence matter far more?
Better commentator: Shaun White or Johnny Weir?
Predict how hard they're going to boo zion don
>>153293345I'm MST. They started at 7pm.
>>153291486Italian national anthem is insanely underrated man I don’t remember hearing it before.
why are streams so far behind, parade is done on TV broadcast
Well, Snoop Dog is black, so he is Sicilian
I never thought I'd get this sick Snoop Dogg
>peurto rico>1The fuck? Why are they not part of the US?
Started at 8pm in EST
>>153293353The media programming in Europe is pretty anti-Trump. I'd say 7/10
>>153293365Ew no thanks
>>153293361
>>153293360I'm watching live on NBC OTA and the parade is not done, they just did Peurto Rico.
>>153293360NBC here in America always starts them at 8pm local time (Eastern).Maybe online Peacock had it live.
>>153293377But they are part of the US. Even stranger than Hong Kong being separate from China earlier.
>>153292742I've always thought that London 2012's opening ceremony was the better show, the whole industrial revolution thing was pure kino.
After the France shit show, I didn't feel like watching at all, but based Italians aren't having anything to do with woke bullshit.
>>153293395I’m just fucking around. Both of those categories were nonsensical. It’s conquered lands.
>>153293385>Maybe online Peacock had it live.It did. I caught the tail-end of it. It's now showing the NBC broadcast.
>>153293395>But they are part of the USSort of
>>153293360I’m watching live from Colorado sorry just ignore all the boring stale opinions then.
>>153293372Yea I think nbc fucked up time zones. It would have started at 6pm mst for me but it was at 7pm.
>>153292742I was in boot camp at the time and missed it. We pleaded to watch it but they told us to fuck off.
Who invited little Russia?
Ur a gay
>>153293425
God Italy is so based none of their snow capped mountains people are black..
>VenezuelaYOU MEAN AMRERICA NOW, BITCH!
So we all agree that Savannah Guthrie's mom disappearing was to distract from the Epstein files right? I see through NBC's lies
Why does NBC feel the need to add political commentary to some of these countries? Such faggots
>>153293444checked and based
>>153293444Because they're required by FCC law as an American broadcaster to do so.
>>153293444What are they going to do? Talk about the sports the athletes play? Come on now.
>Sam Jackson introduces Team USAuh, based?
>>153293462This. Goyim need to be constantly told who their enemies are
>team USA is 90% fixated on quadtwinkGrim
These negroes sure are merry.
>>153293444You can even tell by their tone that the commentators don't want to, but they're forced to
DOLOMITE!
They took out the boos for JD :/
STEP ASIDE LOSERSREAL WINNERS COMING THROUGH
>>153293494You could see it on his face.
dude why is the ONLY black holding the flag?????
>>153293499Would you genuinely care about getting booed by Europoors?
Fucking Frogs looking like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Greece lady was beyond 10/10 holy Mary mother of god, sorry just thought that sounded Italian.
>>153293506Yeah actually fuck them
>>153293510Greek and Italian sound similar, at least with the accent.
>>153293506Not enough oldfags here to remember how shitty the Greeks behaved in 2004.
>Dumbass Frenchman slips and falls on the snow.>Is their best athlete
>>153293510Which one?
>>153292898>ARE YOU A GOD?
>>153293518I was smoking dirt weed and drinking olde english with my highschool friend's loser college older brothers watching it on a crt tv in their cold garage.
>>153291908They are going to have to have orgies in order to stay warm
Anyone have a link?
Argentina is honorary White imoWow these women are this Olympic are sexy we might need a hotties thread.Holy shot Australia 54? They are going to steal some us golds I just know it!
>A! toons
>>153293518The seethe only fuels us.
>>153292240fuck outta the US faggot
>>153293510Post her
>>153293528If you can rewind she was the final one you see, I’m on tv so cannot screen capture :(
Italy has some BABES on their national team
>>153293542Channel 10 in boston bro
These Italians be wacky.
>>153293555for me it's still channel 7
Hey so what the fuck is this
I'm appreciating the tight pants on this lass.
I thought she was bearing her pussy and ass but its just a gold top to the pants
Which sport has the hottest outfits for the women to watch?
Need italian gf
>>153293555Fuck. I was hoping for a free internet stream. My country has an offical stream but I need to sign in and I am not doing that.
>>153293566I think Eurovision?
>>153293572Skeleton maybe
>>153293407By the same logic should DC be counted seperately?
>>153293572Speed skating or luge
is this the anti Illuminati ceremony? what are they even doing
>>153293572sneedskating, bobsledding or luge whichever one they ride ass up, figure skating
Finally, a negro
This little show is cute but seriously like highschool drama club level of performance
>>153293572Figure skating technically like it counts for points
>>153293580Only if they actually have somebody to send.
Bad camera work, honestly.
>>153291486Who is this charming little thing doing the dancing and singing?
>>153293573This actually would fix all of my problems. I just want to sit there while she invents things to yell at me about until she uses me for makeup sex.
Is there anything happening right now? Can't find anything on the telly
>>153293580No, DC is federal land. It can't have its own representation since it represents the whole country.
>>153293572Long distance Speed Skating
Any stream ?
>>153293572Bobsled
>>153293595An Olympic ceremony should not rely on camerawork, like how does anybody in the stadium actually see this? All the perspective stuff is lost on them, if they're even on the right side.
>>153293598And then cooks dinner.
Well I don’t know what that was about but she was cute and I liked it.
>>153293601Peurto Rico has no representation in the government either despite being larger than 18 states and DC.
>>153293611that would be nice
Is she going to blow the mic?
>>153293102The boomers around them look extremely fatigued
OK I just searched her out I believe the 10/10 is her but I couldn't find the actual footage sorryMaria Eleni TSIOVOLOUAnd she was a bit disappointing, when she was walking she was all glowing and beaming so it affected me but in her normal life she is all right but not most beautiful woman in the world. Oh well.
Losing your hearing sucksEspecially if you are Huey Lewis
>>153293616Maybe they should stop voting down statehood then.
Is this entertainment for the deaf or something
She has nice shoulders. No homo
>>153293407It's American territory but unlike the each of the 50 states there's only one sovereign, not two.
>>153293620I've read that these profile pics are taken more or less right after they step off the plane.
>>153293622they got a good deal going on
Italy are you guys alright over there?
>>153293620>anon finds out about make up
Lol did Milan's local theatre troupe put this together? At least it's fun and campy not in your face evil like the French one
>>153293622They've voted 'yes' on statehood three times since 2012 and the feds have refused to do anything about it.So did DC.
>>153293635France just hates everyone.
>>153293635It was fun. Why shouldn't it be fun? We've seen enough of these "here's what the world looked like 16 billion years ago before the Olympics" acts already.
>>153291681I know a Syrian lady who came here on her own and she regretted it. The men come first so they can build a life and then have their families come over.
>>153293636DC probably can't become a state without a constitutional ammendment no matter what they vote. They don't make sense as a state regardless, the whole statehood for DC thing is just a ploy by the Democrats to get two free senators.
>>153293635God pouring rain on them was based, but theyre french so they took it as an artists pallet
>>153293635>in your face evilFlyover pussy confirmed
>>153293635Germany should have re-invaded France over that one.
>>153293665The Paris show was retarded no matter what you believe, it was too convoluted, too slow, and had too many America pop stars for whatever reason.
That dark-haired US figure skater is a real qt.
Italy truly is the most kino country.
Ubuntu was created in africa?
>>153293683please, a name
>paler than Tom Petty>I am African
What did you guys think about the ceremony?For me it was alright. It didn't have very high highs, but also didn't have very low/lows (looking at you Paris). Overall ot was pretty comfy, didn't feel like the actual 3 and a half hours it lasted.
>>153293694Fuck if I know.. let me see if i can find her
Please be a real fire, not that faggy shit from France.
>>153293699it's very important (i need to simp)
>>153293703based simper
>>153293698I appreciated it seemed genuine. Kind of like when your three-year-old wants to show you their macaroni crafts.
Of course Bocelli is here
ASS A HOLEEEE AH MEEE OOHHHHH
>>153293706I found her on stream but DRM is blocking screenshots so I'm just taking pictures of her with my phone in case I can't figure this out before the stream times out this is going to be a real problem.
>>153293700Have you not seen it yet? It's pretty lame, bro. They don't even actually use the torch to light it.
>>153293724Turn off hardware acceleration in your browser, then take a screen shot.
>>153293714Bocelli is kino
>>153293731No, I'm watching the NBC broadcast.
>>153293694>>153293683
>>153293734It's not working and she just smiled at the end of Boccelli I'm NGMI.
>>153293735Bocelli isn't a lyric singer at all, they make him sing that stuff only because he is famous but he isn't really good at it
>>153293743Oh, hello baby
Oh just light the fucking thing
>>153293743m-may i meet you?
>>153293740Lower your expectations now. It's okay, but not amazing.
Whens he gonna start shucking and jiving
Why is there a Sicilian rapping?
>>153293759There was just a skit that lasted longer than a minute about the microphone not working. All clear on the expectation front.
>>153293755Blame ChinaThey haven't been the same since
>>153293749who are good lyric songers then? I'm interested to see if I can tell a difference
They need less of this gay shit and more of that silly upbeat dancing.
>>153293769singers*
>>153293776Who is honestly anti-war?
>every performance a satanic ritual>every speech a globalist agendaWestern civilization is dead
Best torch-lighting is still Barcelona 1992. Fite me.
>>153293780Anyone sane
Charlize Theron still looking fine
Bocelli torch ceremony was fucking awesome that was genuinely pure kino
Please shut the fuck up
That Italian actress Charlize Theron
>>153293788Only people bad at it.>>153293785True
Why do these Euro countries insist on putting people in that aren't even from there? The French did it too.
>>153293776You guys miss them yet?
>Let these games be more than just sportBut...the "sport" part is why I watch the Olympics
>>153291499no one buys ralph lauren
>>153293802For the "global audience."
>>153293802They want the American audience and then boo us. It's an ouroboros humiliation ritual.
>>153293813Will Europeans even be able to afford going to the 2028 games?
>>153293813they hate us cause they ain't us
>>153293780Putin reportedly disbanded his army after this stunning performance.
>this threadkek why are yanks watching this 6 hours after it happened?
>>153293806>People talking about peace>The most fun part of being a spectator is rooting for your guys and shittalking the other guysLet's be real, sports are just a proxy for fighting anyway.
>>153293819Watch all of Europe boycott 2028 and we win every event.
Lang LangNow that is just a made up name.
>>153293825Because you touch yourself at night.
>>153293824lol
>>153293825We always get the primetime recapGo back to bed, redcoat scum
>>153293825We need the Israel-edited version.
Look at all the zoomer athletes confused by this opera music
>>153293842cupping my balls when i read this>>153293853did they edit out the boos?
>>153293856kek
>>153293826Shit talking the other teams is part of the fun of the sport. Nobody is looking at sports for agendas and theatre kid posturing.Also that opera music with the pianist and choir was actually really good.
>>153293825
>>153293665low test post
>>153293862>did they edit out the boos?Yes, actually
>>153293819To be fair, most of us can't afford it either. I'm sure looking forward to all the shitty LA celebrities that NBC will highlight in the stands who paid thousands to barely pay attention to what's happening.
>No Pluto in solar systemFuck off
>>153293856I would like to take 18 year old Isabeau Levito to the opera and hold her while she convulses and reaches for her phone the whole time.
I heard we beat canada at sliding rocks so uhGET OWNED ICEFAGGOTS
>>153293878The opening ceremony will be more woke than Paris. I'll enjoy a good laugh.
>>153293880Kuiper belt object
>carl sagan mentioned
Space is reddit
>>153293900delet this you bastard bitch
>>153293900This does nothing for me
>>153293890I'm expecting half of it to be in Spanish and the other half tiring swipes at Trump since he'll probably be in the audience.
>>153293880Eris is cooler
>>153293910>t. gay bastard
So are they lighting a different torch in each city?
>>153293911Its going to be in the middle of the election. I'm sure they'll laying the ground work for Newsom to re open the border.
>>153293917>bastardsaaaar
>>153293825we were at this thing called a job
>>153293911Especially since it will be a few months away from the election.
HAIL SATVRN
>>153293878Los Angeles 2028 is going to be insufferable. We may well have a competitor to the shitshow that was that Paris opening.
>eye of Satan
Less demonic than Paris.
I miss when everyone just did big pots of flame, these modern cauldrons are lame.
That torch absolutely did not light that right?
>>153293930I hope Tom Cruise is still involved and they didn't just use him for that one stunt. He is the last kino maker.
It's the Eye of Magnus from Skyrim
>>153293944Nope. Neither of them. Which is beyond lame.
>>153293945Only a hologram Michael Jackson performance can save it.
>>153293944That thing turned on way before they even go close with the torch
>>153293926When it started and then you had a 6 hour commute home which is no big deal and totally normal
>>153293944>>153293949Do they still get the flame from Greece? Hardly seems worth the effort if they don't even use it to light the damn things.
>>153293945Tom Cruise will die filming Top Gun 4 in 2027 going on an actual bombing run over North Korea.
>>153293968They say so but let's be real there's no way these things don't go out all the time and get reignited with a Bic.
>>153293968Seeing that just now I highly doubt it.
>>153293962Watch out for that rape gang, Nigel.
>>153291534Does the winter Olympics have a meme sport like break dancing?
>>153293972Well he could at least do a flyover on his way back.
>Salesforce ad>in AI eraSalesforce stocks dropped I think 12-14% because of AI (not just generative, but also agentic and other uses). Same thing with Hubspot. AI is effectively killing SaaS and I'm glad it is. Fuck Salesforce
>>153293900>waaaah why can't we be whoresIslam has always been right about women
pretty shit opening ceremony overall. at least it wasn't extremely gay like France, but that at least made France's funny to watch. this one was mainly boring outside of the opera
>>153293968I assume they did
>>153293981The whole thing is meme sports.
>>153293981Biathlon is a crazy-as-fuck concept that's fun to watch, but the true meme sport is curling.
>>153293978haha good one watch out for that bullet
>>153293984I'm afraid they'll be just fine.
At least we can stream this shit on Peacock.
>>153293981There's like 50 different varieties of cross country skiing so northern Europe can pad medals, sliding rocks with brooms, and almost every sport features slipping as the main way to fuck up. The whole thing is a meme.
>>153293981I think curling has been around for so long it's Milhouse status now. The real meme is snowboard cross.
>>153293984I remember one time at my old consulting job we got the Salesforce data of a major insurance broker. The PhD on my team was convinced he could get a Nobel Prize if he was allowed to write a paper using the data. Turns out it was 727 columns of duplicative variables inconsistently coded and almost useless for any analysis. Literally would have been better if the entire comlany used a communal Google sheet.
>Curling starts at 4amSee you boys then
>>153294001I don't know. They need to do something to stop the bleeding, but effectively the SaaS industry is having problems and it's because AI tools are already too good (or getting too good and too fast). AI getting better and better means it will get better at analysis, coding, agentic abilities etc. Meaning something like Salesforce becomes less and less of a necessity just like other SaaS products. Good riddance.https://www.salesforceben.com/salesforce-stock-slides-further-as-ai-pummels-dying-saas-market/
>>153294031I don't know what Salesforce does. They seem like one of these intentionally vague products that only exists for money laundering and giving fake email jobs to girls.>>153294034Girls like this. I want one.
>>153294031Its still going to be SaaS, anon. The checks will just be made out to Anthropic instead of Salesforce. What do you think all those data centers are for?
>>153294031Not saying that SaaS isn't dying, but most of tech is down right now, and it's more because AI isn't good enough more than that it's too good.
>>153294052That’s surprising since AI is leagues better than I ever thought possible and it’s improving rapidly. I didn’t know girls played hockey. Are they hot or dykish?
>>153294046>I don't know what Salesforce does. They seem like one of these intentionally vague products that only exists for money laundering and giving fake email jobs to girlsWhen I first started looking for jobs out of college, this was the vibe I got from them too. They were there when I was looking for my 2nd and current job too.
>>153291533Her husband sucks
>>153294067Turns out AI is really good at eating money but not that good at making it so far.
>>153294048>The checks will just be made out to Anthropic instead of Salesforce.I know some people online don't like Sam Altman, but I don't like Dario. Something about Anthropic and Claude feels off. Obviously Claude Code is useful and Cowork is going to potentially be their next big thing, but there something I don't like about Anthropic.
>>153294083They're the new titans of industry / robbed barons. Youre not supposed to like them.
>>153294067I work in AI and it's shit.>>153294083AI cannot code. It's really terrible. For the small stupid scripts that AI actually can write, it's faster for me to google and copy + paste something reliable off stack overflow than it is to let AI write it.
>>153294088ChatGPT the leader of the major chatbots AIs. Gemini is a distant 2nd and Claude is an even more distant 3rd with numbers comparable to Perplexity. I don't think I'd call Claude from Anthropic a "titan" in the industry.
>>153293986It was high on raw beauty but low on spectacle or meme moments for sure.
>>153294168I always heard Claude is specifically for coders who want to vibe but grandpas have no idea it exists. Google is currently working at doing its dangerously scary number of unchecked monopolies and ChatGPT is kind of pleasantly mid with all the conversational voices makes it best for talking too.
>BRs wearing trashbags
>>153294168Its still a $350 billion valuation. Thats larger than the market cap of Starbucks and McDonalds combined.
Alysa Liu thighs mmm...
>finally off work after a long shift>now i can relax and check out these olympics on tv on the background as I grab a bite>turn on NBC>it's fucking jimmy fallonNBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAND THEY WONDER WHY AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OLYMPICS
>>153294264They want you to stream it.
>>153294269Oh I'll stream it alright>>153291652Fuck NBC monopoly on this shit
>>153294186To be fair, most people only know ChatGPT, maybe Gemini and maybe Copilot (which isn't itself an AI model, but most people who've heard of it think it is). When laymen talk about "AI" they literally just mean the generative, multimodal chatbot tools. Ask them about Runway or even something like Eleven Labs or Suno and they'll have no idea what you're talking about. You still have people who honestly think all you can do with these things is summarize documents/emails, ask it the weather and generate those one-shot plastic looking images. It's funny though. People have this really cool technology at our fingertips now and most of us have no idea what we have.
>>153294264NBC is trash. You think they didn't approve that disgusting Paris opening ceremony? They networks are all in on the agenda and they'll shove it down your throat throughout the Olympics.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE GIANT PENTAGRAM AT THE OPENING CEREMONY??????
>>153294000>>153293978its been the same shit flinging for ten years now. dont you get tired?>>153294686it is very tiring
>>153291685yes, but unfortunately she decided to be chinese for cash
>>153293698should have lit the flame when bocelli hit the high note and ended the ceremony. everything after him felt like "what the fuck, why are we still here"
>>153294686which one
>>153291908winter? where is the snow?
whats everyone watching today? for me its slopestyle speedskating and big air
>>153295067curling, downhill, maybe luge
i roll a tear every god damn time bocelli hits the high note, wtf is wrong with me>>153295067>whats everyone watching today?everything that involves skis or snowboards, skipping the rest
>>153295294the italian commentators wouldn't shut the fuck up during the whole show and they even had the gall to talk over some of Bocelli's singing, they deserved to be dragged out of their booth and beaten>>153295067luge and skiing
hello may i join in on your winter olympics watching
h-hello?
n-no? rejected here too...
>>153295432>>153295432>>153295432slopestyle
>>153295385>>153295418>>153295434I first had to check if you aussies had sent some qts to the event, you actually have quite a few athletes despite being a desert continent
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>>153294067AI is great at amazing retards like yourself.
>>153295474Desi Johnson's got a big purdy mouth https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/54716
