Men's Downhill
IT'S TIME
LETSA GO
WE GOT THIS BRO
>povuncomfy
>>153295994I say this in the six nations threads
>>153295999I should do that
>>153295968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
that POV ride makes me uncomfortableimagine actually riding this at those speeds
sovl
>>153296027>that POV ride makes me uncomfortablei will comfort you
What the fuck is up with these people who are riding without an ACL?
the fucking drone sound
>>153296042hello plz to inform me what means "ACL"
>Bormio for Olympics downhillHoly kino
>>153296053modern vuvuzela
>>153295968>it's a WC slopeIt's the poorman's Olympic or what ?
>>153296041i hope you're a different german
Nice sunny day to slide down the mountain
dope track feels like it has a nice balance of elements with sensible selection of them and not too pussy
>>153296076different to and/or from what
This sport is kinda cool
>>153296084/my/ german
this is insane
Fuck these jumps are scary
>>153296086i think i'm a different german
First Medal of the Olympics.
dude this is dope as fuckI love the crazy noises it makes
>>153296056The rubber bands in your knee, which when you tear them you cant even walk. Yet ive heard several times already of skiiers running their events this year with torn ones
Those drone shots are nuts. It's like I'm really playing one of my Japanese video games
>>153296094good. i'm protective of my german.
>>153296103thx for explain>>153296106ur a good man
props to the graphics team on this track overlay with sectors. very intuitive and helpful
>>153296105the track overlay reminds me of racing games too
>>153296027I used to ski and even just reaching 100kph in a race is pretty scary, can't imagine what 30-40kph faster would feel like. And the pressure on your legs when turning is insane
>>153296065It's shite bro, the Olympic Games are meant to be exceptional, that's why they ALWAYS create a new slope for the event... except this time.Not to mention the athletes just feel like it's just another regular season.
>>153296092
>curva degli ermellini cute
these are big guys...imagine being a BIG guy and just throwing yourself down a steep mountain as fast as possible and trying to hang incrazy :D
CHUTE
>>153296120WEIGHT AND SPEED
first fall
saved
DEAD MAN
FRENCHMAN DOWN
F
he fell
I could have made that
im SO glad to be back in a gold medal thread on /sp/ you dont know how much I missed you guys
C’est fini mes amis
>>153296153i missed you too, little burgerbro
wish we could have kilde sending it here
Good time from Hemetsberger after crashing in the training
Opposite for me, pov made me think this looks pretty easy until they switch back and then i'm noping out
>team radioWhat is this, F1?
>>153296161thanks bobsledking, have a good 'lympics
i don't trust a frenchman with a mustache
>First medal eventDo >we have a chance?
There are some very beautiful women in the crowd.
>>153296171yeah but more dangerous
>>153296171>WE WENT DOWNHILL SKIING
>>153296179>i don't trust a frenchman with a mustacheand i dont trust a frenchwoman with a mustachewe are not the same
>>153296181what's having a gf like
French sisters...
wew that was close
>>153296190salty milk and coins
oohya almost lol
His legs gave up in the end
TOTAL FRENCH DEATH
>>153296190Feels like this
>>153296171>”You have to go faster than the last guy to win”>”Yes thank you that’s what I’m trying to do”
people are gonna die today
surely we have the technology to not have to hear the drone sounds
grim
>>153296216not me i just ate 3 birthday cakes in preparation for this
>>153296223Yea, watch the drone feed, gets blocked out
>>153296223we had the technology not to hear the vuvuzelas too
MONEY
Why isn’t the drone using a horizon stable camera?
>A. MONNEY>SWISSKEEEK
>>153296223*hides your posts* hehe
>>153296223it’s part of the ambience
>139 km/hAbsolute madlads
suíça caralho
great final strech
>146km/hThey are fast.
in the monney
those drone shots are too fast and make me dizzy
>rich people sport>moneyok writers
>>153296190How could I get a rich milf as a gf ?
with more ppl having gone down does it get more icy and faster but harder?
The more they look about to crash the faster they’re going
Odi going crazy
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/20300for each athlete you can click an audio file next to their name to hear them pronounce it. this is such a satisfying vocal stim
>>153296215they're not wrong... just go faster and win....
this slope must be fucking exhaustingeveryone is getting to the goal with jello legs
This shit always looks so fun, but I doubt it is. Its probably terrible
>>153296265Almost 2 minutes on one of the fastest slope there is is crazy
>>153296223but they sound cool as fuck, it makes skiiers sound like they're F1 cars its awesome
>>153296258lol thats cool
total swiss domination
>>153296258me clicking on cute girl name pronunciations
where is sinner?
ja oder nein
Those drone shots are so kino
KINO JUMP
>>153296288I got you my gooning friend, click this onehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/40014
The Swiss are the bad guys, right?
>casually flies 53 meters
SWISS CENTURY
kino jump shotdamn the other guys sucked
swiss domination
>50m jumpJesus christ
>anons are jerking off to a girl saying their own name
>>153296223It's like ghosts are haunting the slopes.
what do europeans make fun of the swiss for?here we just think of them as chocolate eating clock making tennis folk. oh and nazi money hoarders
FRANJO That's a winning run
That could be gold
>>153296302Depends on how you view the nazis
>>153296275type 1 fun: enjoyable during, enjoyable after (eating tasty food)type 2 fun: terrible during, enjoyable after (throwing yourself downhill at terror-inducing speed)type 3 fun: terrible during, 'fuck that shit' after (being attacked by angry bees)
>>153296300>ailing gook
>>153296300AILEEEN GOOOOOOOOOO
>>153296302always have been
FRANJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSS
>>153296319Cheese and that's about it, love Federer and swiss watch simple as
Swiss and Austrian people have an unfair advantage in this mountain faggotry
i miss all the runs i'm busy reading anons posts
>>153296319They eat cats and dogs
>all the disappointment of the italian commentators
>>153296313>
It's on the Italians to stop a Swiss sweep
>>153296300I'm going to stick with the girl from the opening ceremony that made me say "wow" out loud sitting in an empty room. https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/24784
>>153296334Federer is truly the most suave sportsman ever
streams?
>>153296319being boring fence sitters
Who can stop them?
>>153296349Tv2 Play
>>153296319mountain jews, but you can't really make fun of them without sounding mad at their success.
Why don’t they just go faster so they get better times?
>labeling different parts of your bodywe know where your head is dude
man those camera drones are fucking annoying
>>153296349Vpn svt play
>>153296319For being hypocrites claiming moral superiority whilst having made their money by stealing other people's gold and being a safe haven for muderous dictators of the world's billions
no one is stopping franjoswiss 1-2-3 is very real
>more frenchiesLel
>>153296355I don't have tv2 play
>>153296359Didn't asthmaway try this and got caught?
>>153296319Close neighbours call us dumb farmers especially the french, other further away think we are all rich bankers who hoard jew gold.
>>153296346I saw here live in boston last year at the world championships. her eyes really do twinkle.but here's are a few better figure skating girls just on voicehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/46696https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/47232
Man their legs must be on fire by the end.
>>153296319ugly women
>>153296328type 4 fun: enjoyable during, awful after (drinking alcohol)
>the Italians are named Franze and Paris
>>153296368Theres a 14 day free trial habibi
>>153296344I just hope we get a medal
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>>153296349olympicstreams dot co
Franjo's second half was just perfect
>ParisTroy pilled
they should have to do it uphill too
RIP the swiss podium sweep
GIO GIOGIO
>>153296374Too late, I felt the neural paths rearrange when she smiled after Andrea Boccelli's performance also thanks for the invite.
GRANDE GIOnow go Dome
>>153296393He really put a hole in the Swiss block.
>>153296383Thank you *mwah*
>>153296365I never understood why brits think anyone claimed moral superiority in switzerland. Seems a common low IQ brit take
NOT TODAY
>>153296391i got you broski mountaineering
>>153296393Well well well
>>153296408deathmarchbros we are so back
Odibros...
GRANDE PARIS
ayo thought this paris guy was gonna cuck hard
>>153296367We've wasted three spots for these shitters, absolutely mad at our federation.
Paris is morbidly obese
>italian>d. pariswhat's going on here
How fucking fat is that guy
problem, italy?
BASED UNC
Casse our last hope
does the drone sound like a crowd cheering to anyone else?
>>153296415how do they shit themselves in a latex suit?seems suboptimal clothing for maximum performance
>>153296435>swiss>not knowing that weight is speeddisgraceful
>>153296433More momentum. Like pushing a fridge downhill
our guy sucks
Imagine being a Russian or Ukranian skiier after the war and having a fucking fpv drone chasing you down the hill
AMERICA
>>153296444no? It's like a fuckhuge mosquito
>>153296444No
>american skiing
>>153296289doping doesn't help as much in skiing so he changed sports
>>153296448But what if he can't stop in time and steams through the spectator stands?
>>153296444tripsIn the women freestyle skiing qualis, they sounded like girls going crazy in the crowd at every jump, really got rused for a moment.
>>153296459We dont have ice or snow in the USA, cant blame us
>>153296452You'll get to know the feel in few months
No Bode no party for Americans.
at least its run after run dont wanna finna wait around doing interviews n shit
>>153296452>comes in 1st out of fear>explodes
well that was disappointing by the american
>build a ski slope with lift in your backyard>all kids are olympiansproblem poorfag?
"I was promised a riggatoni"
>>153296445It's stretchy it'll just slide down into your shoes.
how many still need to runwill we actually get two medals
>>153296477There is no chance anybody can beat first 3 in this kind of weather.
>>153296406It's more the "our country is so clean and organised" - well that's easy with limitless dirty money. And being home to corrupt orgs like the UNt. Lived in Geneva
SÜDTIROL IST NICHT ITALIEN
>>153296461that makes it more thrilling for the spectators, like in rally
>>153296461Hold on I'm consulting the training material
my nbc stream audio is out of sync with the video
>>153296459their women will steamroll everyone
Von Allmen had the perfect runFranzoni and Paris were amazing still
>>153296464? We don't have hills in denmark
>>153296482excuse me, it's actually Alto Adige
>only one DNF so farI guess they really are the best in the world
What are you guys eating for lunch ? I cooked an italian tartar
South Tyrol being Italian really gets the German and Austrian juices flowing
>>153296492well he's not getting a medal so you can have it for now
how far downhill do they go in this race? its hard for me to get a good idea of how much they've descended
>>153296498some broccoli and fried pork loin for a light 3am snack
>>153296498im going to go to my grandmas house and have some pea and sausage soup
>sun rng
>>1532965051000m vertical drop
>>153296482i saw the posters promoting a united and independent Tyrolwould be kino, fuck g*rmoids and fuck shitalians
>>153296477Still many to go, but likely no one with a chance.
>>153296498How did it look before you got sick?
>>153296498liver and onions in gravy on toast
>>153296513you'd miss us
>>153296505The length is 3.2km
>>153296477the good ones have all goneit's not for sure but 90% done, nobody is catching Franjo or Gio, Dome is not guaranteed
#17 wins this
>>153296498>disgust.jpg
SEND IN THE NORWEGIANS
>>153296489you'll all be shipped to greenland to fight and there's plenty of hills there
>>153295968Odermatt really shat the bed today
??????????
>>153296553>odor shat
>>153296498pasta with prsut and ketchup, the italian classic
>>153296525we can still be frensbut fuck being governed from Rome, the Alpine Euroregion is the real dream
ah crap i put him off
>>153296553Lol. Downhill bed-shitting
why don't they do a race with like four skiier going down at the same time. like the BMX race in the summer olympicswould they all just die?
>>153296553he also didn't win downhill last time, super-g and giant slalom is where he's the GOAT
allmen leads all men :D
>>153296571i got you broski cross
>>153296571There is that but not at the olympics. It’s called ski-cross I think. There’s a snowboard race at the olympics though
>>153296571They do!
if heavier goes faster why not just stick a depleted uranium buttplug up your ass?
>>153296580>>153296583>>153296581ok hype. thx bros
Waiting for the meme nations skiers
>>153296581Ski cross is at the Olympics. February 20th and 21st
ski :)ski-cross >:(
Fucking clanker
>>153296571>>153296581Not so fast, kino is coming.
>>153296585you'd lose your o-ring doing that
>>153296561>the Alpine Euroregion is the real dreamnow that's interesting, I live in Belluno's Dolomites and here we can't even fart on a squirrel without asking Venice for permission first
Is Italy the Africa of winter olympics?
>>153296589>>153296594Ok I’m retarded thanks
Why isn’t the order reverse ranking? Fix your sport.
>>153296580it kind of sucks that you can stop watching most races after the first 10 seconds
>>153296571There's also snowboard cross
why do all of their instagrams just have photos of men? are they all gay? where are their gfs?
What is the difference between super g and downhill?
>>153296614he's plowing that cookie
>>153296618super g is slower
>>153296597I used to date a Venezian woman, don't say bad things about them, it's a based region.
>>153296618None of your concern, goyim.
>>153296618More turns
>>153296614Have you seen their butts while skiing? Shits crazy
>>153296561>>153296597You'll still be ruled by Munich or Vienna or whatever big city hold the political power
>>153296600I remembered snowboard cross from last time because we had a based boomer finally win after like 30 years of trying but I had to look up if they did it on skis too.
what happens if the camera drone hits the skiier
>>153296618Super g is like the middle point between downhill and gian slalom, it's part technical and you cannot win by just being fat and squatting
>>153296618super g is super, g!
>>153296618Downhill has training on the course beforehand; Super G is basically a blind run. Also the Super G course is shorter and has slightly more turns
BODYCAM OF COURSEhttps://twitter.com/nbcolympics/status/2020096737054978064
>>153296641How are they supposed to know where the landmines are with no training run?
>>153296622>Venezian womanhairy and spoke like bumpkin?
>canadians suck at snow sportswell that's a puzzle
>>153296603And have the shitters win because they have a cleaner track?
>>153296631There’s also a skate-cross they don’t have at the Olympics, it’s called crashed ice, dudes in full hockey pads racing down an ice tunnel
>NBC just went to commercial Fuck this
The Ted bear is funny!
Why would Sudtirol want to actually leave Italy only to become the terroni of austria
It's kinda stupid that the best skiers went first no ? Usually in sports like these you keep the best for last.
>>153296647They shouldn't, that's the fun
>>153296661Why not, just X Games my shit up
god i cant wait to see some females go down this and crash out
>literally no one is capable of going milliseconds faster
> Women's Downhill Official Training - Competition interrupted - Weather conditions
is anyone here medal competitive?
>>153296622Venice is cool and all I just don't see why some old farts who live on the sea and whose only experience with mountains is drinking grappa in a luxury chalet should decide every small detail about how we manage shit here, they should keep us on a longer leash>>153296630being ruled by Münich or Vienna doesn't sound bad at all to me
>>153296699Easy Israel win
>>153296699no
>>153296675>2026>not asking these types of questions to GPT The fastest skiers go first because the course is in its best, safest condition at the start. Early runners get smooth, firm snow with clean lines, while later skiers face ruts and softer, more dangerous surfaces that slow them down. Starting order rewards season performance and keeps the race fair — and safer — when everyone is skiing at 130 km/h.
Zabystran more like Kwabystran
based
>more French slopKek
>>153296671they don't. with us they get to be the special snowflakes with their own little government, little newspapers, little regional tv channels, they are basically our own baby pet tiny austria
>>153296675It’s actually smart. If you go first you have a cleaner track
USA INCOMING
>>153296700>doesn't sound bad at all to meask north tyroleans what they think of Vienna and their corrupt government
>>153296700you would be ruled by berlin retard
>>153296699poor Ukrainian, hope the don't let the drones chase him too
does the #1 have to sit there until surpassed
>>153296768what'd he come last or sumtin
>our commentators are cheering for 10thsad
No one gives a shit about top 10
This time for Africa
>>153296795>>153296798Because his best finish before was 11th. When will incels stop doing this?
why are men and women downhilling on completely different mountains?makes no sensethere's snowing at the womens track right now so it has to be far away too
>>153296780Yes but they bring him hot chocolates
>>153296805doing what? being disappointed in not challenging for medals?
>>153296815lul the woman get the baby track they dead on this one
okay usa didn't medal. im gonna go shower before the women's xc ski
von Allmen sounds like a gay nightclub
how many more to run? just give the lad gold
>>153296719>Ai shilling instead of just answeringthat's boring
>>153296835seven
>>153296771>ask north tyroleans what they thinkno>>153296775not in the hypothetical scenario presented by the other anon, we are talking about things that will never happen anyway
>>153296815None of the womyn would survive the Bormio beast.
>team radio>uhh yeah just go for it
>>153296815cause they're usual world cup slopesBormio is in the men circuit, Cortina is in the womenthe olympics are called Milano-Cortina cause they're hosted in two different cities, in two different regionsBormio is in the Milan region
>>153296821>the guy who usually comes in 11th came in 10th kek what a loser le only golds matterwhy do you bother watching? just read the medal table on the 22nd
i'm glad we do well in something but ski is so boring to me.too many contendersso much dead time spent waiting
>>153296630nah, it'd be federal, like SwitzerlandTyrol would be ruled by the ancient seat of Meran
>>153296859This is very boring. Don’t understand why it’s not seeded
can you guys go to /pol/ for your paradox map painting fantasy borders talk? it's really lame
>>153296841sorry montanaro but you'll never get what you want All the political power comes from the real money making areas not tourist resorts The swiss mountain bums have even less freedom than you
2 medals gained on America
>>153296879Is it really worth losing Greenland over?
>>153296874a Jew is racing
hey never mind your great achievement, remember when your dad fucking diedstay classy NBC
>>153296902fucking lmao>what do you think he would think of this?>"i dont know"
GG swiss Franjo was perfect today, well deserved
are the others even trying
>somehow, ukraine is ahead by 0.1 second
Just tuned in, so much more refreshing compared to the grey grim backdrop of China.Might watch another hour's worth
>>153296946China NUMBA wan
it was nice of them to let ukraine compete, their shittiness let me gauge how good the others were.
>+13grim
>>153296954the TEMU olympics
Is this AI ?
any stream showing the podium?
SEA’S WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD
>>153297061It's on tv
Good try from italy! If they keep working they might win something in the future.
Lmao
>>153297107>self owned and deletedKWAB
Will you take it
Happy for Paris
>>153297150
>>153296719sounds pretty bullshit to me
>>153297215>Dominic Paris>Italiano
>>153296357>mountain jewsThey look like that because of lack of iodine in water
i hope lindsey vonn goes off course and starts flying face first into one of those gigantic rocks around the course
Mountains are so fucking beautiful
How would one with no ACL navigate this course?
GO BLANC! ATTACK!
A house only needs a good interior to be survivable, anteriors not needed
Is this the thread?
>>153297150i thought he did bobsled, no?
>>153315403yes but have you seen zuckerrübenfelder? theyre pretty cool too.
>>153315451Anon NO!Oh sorry i thought this was a pragmata thread
I remember when I got my Nintendo WiiLindsay Vonn was being hyped up for the 06 Turin olympics.I downloaded a Mii that looked just like her, that was 20 years ago.
Pray for Goggers
lindsay vonn meme needs to die
>>153315473lol. stupid idiot. 20 years ago was 199- ah fuck
Vai Federica
womens hill looks nicer than the mens
>>153315460They look depressing
Finally skiingI will never, ever watch slopboarding
>>153315473make her again in tomodachi life
Watching this too see Vonn crash and die
drone cam makes me think the athlete is about to get blow up by a predator missile
>>153315503I did and I regretted it
>>153315504La tigre :DDDD
>>153315480thiseurosport can't stop shilling that retard and nonstop propagating that fake injury story she scripted
>>153315502i know
We havent had a big crash yet, will this event give us the first one?My body is ready
What is the screeching sound at random parts of the track?
good evening postersI'm ready to see some deathski
>>153315560you mean the drone?
>>153315560american women complaining about men
>>153315564Yeah that sounds very annoying
>>153315560Palantir drones
>>153315560the untold haunted shrieks of thousands of dead due to fascism on these slopes
>>153315549>>153315563Womeme always deliver
not a great day for these Swiss gals
snooooooooooop
snoop dawg sighting
dubs and no women crash this event
>>153315584this meme needs to die harder than vonn. he adds nothing to the broadcast and detracts from the athletes
>>153315584ski dogg
>>153315598>>153315584>>153315582his name is Snoop Lion, the rasta artist
well well well. looks like we might get our first medal soon
A mini spider crept up the wall beside my screen, probably wanted to watch. Sorry bubs *squish*
>>153315563I'm new to winter, tell me more of this deathski
heres a drone shot, kinda neat, kinda disorienting
>>153315617I have nothing against money spiders, I leave them be.
>>153315590wdym, they paid him millions to advertise lalympics to the young generation that totally listens to this 55 year old rapper and think he's cool
I hope that the Italians have rigged the Olympics against the Am*ricans
>>153315629looks like they rigged this one against themselves for us
>>153315629Half of the italians have emigrated to america to open pizza stores
>>153315623here's a drone shot
>>153315618going down a mountain at 110 km/h on a couple of sticks makes fucking up and falling over potentially fatal
Imagine fucking up before even getting to the Schuss>>153315590>he adds nothinghe's the reason Breezy was so fast, you can't disprove this
>81.2 mphshe's booking it
>>153315653my guy's wearing a bathrobe
>piravanoevery single italian is named like a cheese
Why does the US nominate Lindsey if she's injured? Do they not have reserves?
How many competitors are there?
>>15331567636. this is the ninth run
>>153315668my last name is a cheese
I have to say, they are mogging our Italian athletes as far as sexiness is concerned
>>1533156761 Schweiz Malorie Blanc2 Österreich Ariane Rädler3 Italien Federica Brignone4 Schweiz Jasmine Flury5 Schweiz Janine Schmitt6 USA Breezy Johnson7 Italien Nicol Delago8 Italien Laura Pirovano9 Norwegen Kajsa Vickhoff Lie10 Deutschland Emma Aicher11 Österreich Cornelia Hütter12 Deutschland Kira Weidle-Winkelmann13 USA Lindsey Vonn14 Österreich Mirjam Puchner15 Italien Sofia Goggia16 Schweiz Corinne Suter17 USA Jacqueline Wiles18 Österreich Nina Ortlieb19 Frankreich Romane Miradoli20 Slowenien Ilka Štuhec21 Kanada Valérie Grenier22 Bosnien-Herzegowina Elvedina Muzaferija23 Frankreich Laura Gauche24 USA Isabella Wright25 Frankreich Camille Cerutti26 Andorra Cande Moreno Becerra27 Individual Neutral Athletes Iulija Pleshkova28 Finnland Rosa Pohjolainen29 Andorra Jordina Caminal Santure30 Tschechien Barbora Nováková31 Tschechien Elisa Negri32 Kanada Cassidy Gray33 Chile Matilde Schwencke34 Argentinien Nicole Begue35 Tschechien Alena Labastova36 Ukraine Anastasiya Shepilenko
>>153315644Ok but are there any amusing wipeouts to be seen?
The drone shots video quality sucks compared to the fixed cameras. Are they really worth the effort and distraction?
>>153315693Merci (Danke)
>>153315698they need the zoomer audience
>>153315698they do provide some neat dynamism to the broadcast. used sparingly I think it's fine
these skiing women are attractive
>>153315693>Vonn unlucky 13she's doomed
>>153315698yeah, they look neat
>>153315696slop style had some
how fast can you ski down this course, /sp/?
>>153315693thanks germany
>>153315720I've never seen snow before and have never skied. This could take me 30+ minutes
>0.04 behindno close enough eva
>>153315720does it still count if i die?
>>153315698yes, those shots are great, but you could easily either filter out those noises in production or just use microphones around the track for those shots, the broadcasters are you incompetent
>>153315737reckon it should count if your corpse makes it down
me still getting fooled into thinking the drone whirring sound is from the skis
>>153315720probably like 5 minutes or so
>>153315720I've actually skied down those slopes quite a few times but even at my fittest I would not have had the balls to full send it on a track like this, tv doesn't do it justice irl the steepness is daunting
>>153315720What's the terminal velocity of a 34 year old man? That.
>curva grandethat's my side piece's name
Goggia is going to die...
This is scary
Time to watch Lindsay Von die on the slopes
>>153315744Then I'm going to need an answer on >>153315749
>>153315720Yes, but not on skis.
everyone keeps losing time in the fourth sector. what makes that section so tough?
Everyone looks old as fuck
>>153315760Least unhinged Icelandic
WE DID ITLETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153315720How fast does a 36 year old carcass move down the hill?
>>153315747>>153315720everyone here would land on their asses after 5 secsits so steep you cannot imaginei once went by the start in st moritz by liftit went 70 m straight down like a wall. imagine dropping in a 200 ft quater pipeits unreallindsay is dead kek
finally a death
OH N--
>>153315760You called it.
>VonnOH SHIT
>vonn
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you guys somehow jinxed it
LOL
>>153295968KWAB
>>153315716It's the Yeti, he's back for revenge!
oh wow you guys bring bad luck lol
GOODNESS NOWE DID IT /SP/
>>153315765slow enough to lose to anyone who can competefast enough to beat anyone who is just trying to stay alive
Oh look she really had fucked her knee.
Rip
>POLE CLIPyikes!
the screams man
Turns out you do need an ACL
hahahahaha
fuckin annihilated
NOOO
more like lindsey GONE
helicopter rescue incoming
OOPS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>153315824lel
>WHERE IS THE WEBM >WHERE IS THE WEBM >WHERE IS THE WEBM
A minute of silence
LMAO she deserve it
>>153315824I'm sorry, please disregard the house analogy earlier. Anteriors are a solid investment
I don't get it. Didn't this happen to her the last couple times too? What did she expect?
>>153315760
>>153315846except for the screaming, which they keep putting over the other video feeds
>>153315803
HERE'S THE VIDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
SHE DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED, INJURING HERSELF
>>153315381dude...
KEKAROO
If I pull that knee off, will you die?
>>153315850doesnt feel that bad
>USA USA US-ackHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE PISTE
you fools, you got bamboozled againit's all scriptedfirst she faked an injury to make everyone talk about her and now she did that intentionally too, so make it all about herself again, because she know she'd have an awful time
>>153315760What else do the Norwegians know!?
>>153315771Her signing up and America sending her is what's unhinged, this was the most obvious result of the entire olympics. Svindal is also somewhat to blame imo, he knows better than to agree supporting her dream of becoming handicapped.
>>153315824Kek
shes screaming everytime it cuts to the medicla team
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;_;
>>153315860me in the front
>>153315850>didn't even get to the first time splitHow will the press twist this into a positive?
>>153315871It wasnt that bad of a wreck in general.The fact that she has a blown out knee, shes leaving a stretcher. She isnt going to be walking for a year.
>>153315850im gonna do a 360actually 90 is enough
ACCCCKKKKBTFOCommentators shitting themselves.
>>153315824
>>153295968ITALIAN BOOTY FUARK
alright the wailing is making me a little hard
>a woman's neck is broken and you're laughing
>multiples french commentators in tears
>>153315850Why did she spin?
>>153315871it is if you already have an artifical knee and no ACL
>>153315521>>153315480do these posters get any credit or does it all go to haaland?
i think she's being a bit melodramatic, typical american
>americans ruining everything again
FUCK AMERIKKKA
rip
>>153315876AFUERA!!!
we need a Snoop Lion interview right now
Great editing of the upbeat music then cutting back to wailing kek
>>153315850Now I do not wish to play armchair coach but I feel her form in this moment is what lost her valuable downhill time.
jesus christ the sounds of her crying and moaning
breezy is a cheat why is she allowed to compete
Thinking I wouldn't have done that
>>153315860>women when there's a camera truly a cursea slave to a piece of glass
Why do they even have poles? Just use a pull gate.
>>153315928>>153315932holy wogoli
Boy, NBC is really trying to spin this right now.
>>153315944sigh...*unzips*
>it sounds like she's saying "i can't feel"oof
should we blame the media and NBC for peer pressuring her into skiing one more time?
>>153315939"you cant park there"
She's fiiiiiiiiiiine
>>153315924wait she was skiing with an acl tore?how? I have an acl tore right now but can't even jump properly
What happened I just woke up?
Turns out age matters
>everyone looking sad for the social media pointskek
>>153315952
COMPLICIT
Remove the debris so they can race.
bro, that fall is literally nothinglook at those replaysanybody else would just walk it off, but the princess needs 30 minutes of the coverage on her and the whole race for others to be ruined....
>>153315990We established you need an ACL for Downhill
How did the skis not fly off?
>>153315880Yea but a lady is injured and that sucks.
>>153315693>Mirjam Puchner: Can I go down now?
>>153315987You’re not AMERICAN
Commentary still shouting out Snoop Dogg LMAO
>>153315990lindsey vonn got heemed
Gosh blaming her genes. Why do Americans do this
>>153315952Why do americans look like this? They also looked like this in Paris. Is it the food? The air? Something else?
I bet it'll be great for the nerves to be up right after this
>>153315921her right arm/ski pole catches the flag
damn get out of the track Lindsey, people have a race to do
>>153316000She had no business being on the hill.
>>153316027Why did she do that?
>>153316000F I A S K OIASKO
>>153316031People will say her hitting the gate caused it.
>>153316024I don't know, but they have upside-down mouths for some reason
>>153315696did this satisfy you
>>153315623>>153315643Historically, a "drone" used to be the name for a male bee.
>>153316031>>153316046It’s nothing she doesn’t even twist her neck
>>153316031how much did /sp/ pay that gate to be there in that spot?
>this happened last week toowhat the fuck are we doing here
>>153316046Looks like she broke her left leg when it hits the ground at 0:08.
WTF THE HELICOPTER CRASHED
>>153316059>>153316046lel they are showing the crash from every angle possible just to rub it in now
The captchas so horrible lately, really is killing this site
>>153315860
>>153316031>>153316046>>153316059dang that's bad
Sources say Lindsey is stable.Please God...
>>153316022To make America great again.
>>153316000The answer, NPR, appears to be "poorly".
We need a new thread and I don't have the right to make one
There's a certain arrogance to compete with all these injuries, and of course it's a septic.
>>153316046>>153316059>American messes up, loses>Pretends to be deadMany such cases.
>>153315720I'll take a spee podium
reddit thread
ICE kills another white woman!
>>153316077yeah you can see it bending at weird angles after that when she's rolling over
>Screaming stopped>in the body bagDid she died?
>>153316077I’ve had a broken leg, was hit by a car, I didn’t lay around on the street holding up traffic
>>153316082as they should. i want to see every crash from every angle.
>>153316090kek
>>153316090she was never mentally stable in her life
Hurry up and get the skiing going again Fucking hellTypical fem*id drama
>>153316012Don't misunderstand I get no joy from this, it was just very obvious this was going to happen. If she genuinely tore her ACL before then it's just insanity to allow her to compete. Borderline criminal for organizer/management to allow it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA USA USA USA USA USA USA :(
>>153315850>>153316059Her knees are FUCKED.
well at least she isnt dead, with that kind of risk she couldve actually ripped
>>153315971Lindsey did the hard for them.
>>153316046It's ok, she has no ACL to tear.
>Americans always leeching off European free healthcare
>>153316104probably pumped her full of drugs. molesting her in the helicopter now.
morning lescue
>>153315976Would George Floyd be good at hockey if he was Canadian?
>>153316110Yeah i'll be honest if a man did this no one would be so melodramatic.. I mean commenters crying come on dude.
they might change the rules again because of this shitlike introduce an age limit or something
I remembered thinking the mic was on high at the start when i heard her breathing heavilyand then it was still on when she was screaming in painNBC definitely left that on on purpose
Well at least we know she didn't tear her acl
Holy fuck lol
BREAKING: The Green Flag of Victory )al-murqadah) has just been raised over the Grand Mosque in Tehran
Typical American attention-seeking. Narcissism: the country.
>>153316136just ban americans
>>153316142that has to be a fun job
>>153316067It's fine.
I will say while we're waiting this mountain range looks incredibly beautiful
>>153316129Requiescat in pace
Is a helicopter an athlete?>>153316142
>>153316084Maybe she's one of us
>>153316129Is she in that bag?
You just have to know when to stop
how will Lindsay Vonn fare at the 2030 paralympics?
Getting mummy airlifted like that would be bretty cool
fucking hell
>this helicopterDid she died?
>>153316164not yet
>>153315952I kissed an American girl from New York who looked exactly like that in a bar in Paris on Friday night. She was travelling around Europe with her 'besties'.As an europoor living in a literal commie block, I felt like DiCaprio in Titanic, LOL.
>>153316129Kek
>>153316046This makes my knees hurt sympathetically.
to shreds you say?
bro, imagine the view from that heliit's probably worth the crash
>helicopter flying her away>they all clapnever change yanks kek
Rip yank
she just wanted free healthcare
Olympic mountain rescue as a sport when?
>>153316174Wheelchair skiing could be Kino
I just love the alps so muchwhat can we do to prevent them being filled with third worlders and jeets within 10 years?
>>153316136British commentary are talking about this now. Maybe some kind of independent medical clearance prior to competing, they do that in boxing
Im Jenny Knoxville and this is being airlifted
>>153316185>Where's my medal?
This is the cynical American strategy, kill vonn and destroy the mental of the remaining girls to secure gold.
>>153316136Just make it so that you can't ski if you don't have an ACL. That would have stopped this horrible event.
>>153316174the Fullmetal Alpinist
Commentator: "let's hope she can come back for the next event"What a sadist
>>153316129LMAOwhat a throwback
>>153316204Nuke israel
Sometimes I am disgusted by this board. She might never walk again and you are all laughing and making jokes
Haha send the Filipino down the hilipino
>americano doper is in gold medal position
>>153316195>Remember, dump her OVER the Austrian border, not a meter before
https://youtu.be/Wz_DNrKVrQ8
>Italian chickcute autism, ngl
>>153316219
>>153316136Why? Let her take her dumb risks. It is she who will be a cripple for the rest of her life. It's not that big of a disruption in the schedule.
>>153316219Lel
>>153316213>earn this
>>153316213Cool it
>>153316142could be worse
>>153316231not my problem
>>153316231>am*ricanall's fair
>>153316231freedom ain't free
>>153316220Kek.
Crash had nothing to do with her knee. She hit the flag at low speed with her pole which is when it is most likely to tangle. You can see her knee twist out during the crash flips which is why she can’t walk. No head injury.
>>153316231play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>153316231She was injured before. Should have stayed home.
>>153316199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTMvhRDP61Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXB-Ibr55LI
>>153316231Wasn't even super bad looking
>>153316229this but not to save the alps
>>153316114OH NO
>>153316246>yfw the next skier crashes and gets helicoptered out too
>WE COULD BE HEROESKEK
>>153316255incredible
>>153316231doubt it'll be that badshe already chose to ski on a torn ACL from only a bit over a week ago>>153316219kek>>153316185kino
>>153316129GIWTWM
>>153316231couldn't happen to more fitting personi only hope same thing happens to raducanu
I tuned in a bit late but BBC deserve this for hyping her non stop all weekend
Mary anne pootner upcoming. I like poo
>>153316231quintessential FAFO, especially after the ACL thing
I genuinely despise ausdogs so much its unreal
>>153316231>volenti non fit iniuriathe willing is not hurt
>>153316278I thought this would be an AI video where the chopper crashes.
"Lets hope she come back for the Super G"KEK
Poopner? Are you shitting me
>>153316306>>153316314What did she do to you?
>>153316129god fucking dammit anon lel
it's funny how they just keep them hanging outside the chopter the entire flight
>>153316202>coming next>>153249337
>>153316185me entering a thread after the bump limit
>>153316293A spin worth $450,000
>>153316279
Oh no! Anyway...
We are so back
Does being fat make you better at skiing? I figure it would make you go faster.
>>153316323Nothin, i just think it might not have been the best idea to do this after crashing in the last competition and losing her ACL. She has noone but herself to blame, and her antics dont really make her more sympathetic
>>153316323Her story is a cautionary tale not a tragedy.
>>153316231it's just incels who got banned from reddit so they came here
now runners are scarediscared
>it got to nearly 70%
NEW >>>153316351NEW >>>153316351NEW >>>153316351NEW >>>153316351
>>153316339wtf, nothing happened and they had to give her 450k?
>>153316129
>>153316339Should have been given a grand for each spin, no more.
>>153316199>>153316255>>153316277we were all hoping for this
>>153316370Merci (Grazie)
>>153316279How can she dance like that while her colleague is getting air lifted?
>>153316255how do you even correct that?
>>153316368Looks like the No option is easy money.
>>153316219you son of a bitch
>>153316390kek
>>153316403it was MUCH easier an hour ago
>>153316375You can die from spinning like that for to long
>>153316368they're selling dollars for 99.9 cents...
>>153296106Who is /your/ German?
>>153316391That's exactly what she got
>>153316554wouldn't be protecting my fren if i gave out that info
sexy mound
