Women's 3000m
>LongtrackThis still Netherlands wins, lol?
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/w/3000m-------------/fnl-/000100--/race-resultforgot link
>>153299659historically yeah
main skaters to watch:conijngroenewoudbeune wiklund3 NL 1 NOR competing for 3 medals
Where my Conijnbros at??Almost time
francescabros assemble
>>153299800MAMMA MIA!
I have no clue what this sport is but looking forward to finding out live
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Is this the gay timed one or the real racing one?
Like f1, I am watching for the crashes
Who are the cuties to watch for?
Fuck Canada
iamgine ur fuckin a bitch in her speed skating uniform and u cum on her fuckin head cap n goggles
>>153299882I think they go fast
I like the new US suits
>>153299882It's sprinting on ice.
fucking drone shots in speedskating too they're overusing these
s-surely the USA girl is saving energy.... right?
>Losing to a leaf Burgers explique yourselves
>they don't all race at oncelame
USAbros what the FUCK was that. Not even close whatsoever.
>>153299988theres a mass start event
get fucked
>>153299898The gaybut you're watching women in skintight suits so it all balances out
>>153300003More of a gravity assisted nation.
>Peacock just ended the eventwtf
>>153300005isnt that short track?
Love how the average age in Winter Olympics is like 35 years oldI'm feeling less UNC today
>mcgregor>swiss
>>153300028When they TV broadcast an event it overrides the real feed. Forced with shitty commentary and more ads.
>>153300048no theres a mass start here too on the 21st
>>153300051There was a Turk in his 50s in the shooting competitions in Paris.
>>153300053the Swiss use mercenaries in every sport, even in winter sports lmaoits insulting desu you're literally a mountain
FUCK the Dutch
Drone shots again
this shit sho\uld be fuckin roller derby
>>153300120Those shots are making me sick
They have the women be chased by amateur gooners on snowmobiles who are trying to sniff their brappers
Meh this is kinda boring to watch
races longer than 1,5km are boring as shit
>>153300183Whole point of the sport was high resolution slow motion shots of women's asses in skin tight lycra and they cracked down on that to please people who don't even watch the Olympics.
1 2 3 will be the Dutch
Is AIN mean she is russian?
>>153300214I believe the point is to be the fastest. Can you go be a fucking incel in r9000 or pol? And not here?
>>153300227Or Belarusians
>>153300239I'm not an incel, I have a wife and family. I just appreciate athletic women's asses.
>>153300214seek help
banana
wtf
>whole stadium was built just for speed skating>costs went 6 times over>will probably crumble like a bridge in 10 years>will never be used anywayi love paying taxes ahah
>>153300183Its 3000m, everyones going slow to conserve energy, so nobody is really crashing by going too fast. Wait for the 500m races
Their legs are fucking awesomelong legs, thick thighs and calvesperfection
>>153300271Cringe>>153300329Based
imagine how sweaty n smelly they r under the suit
I'm surprised they didn't make the Russian athletes wear the red band on their left arms
>>153300354>AINWill Russia compete as Russia again in our lifetime? If it's about Ukraine then why is Israel allowed? If it's about the drugs why are Russians allowed?
french girl is cute
>>153299800Shes so stereotypically italian its not funny
French girl looks nice
>USA skater last by quite some marginUSA sisters?
Qt alert!
they are all cute they are all winners
she gonna dominate again
stop crying, woman
luv women speedskaters simple as
>>153300500
COME ON KAZAKHSTAN
>>153300509I remember reading this 4 years ago and then she came in like 8th place.
>>153300460First French girl in the Oly since 38 years.She started this shit like yesterday lol
>>153300520Ty Xi
>>153300214>>153300144>>153300120muhahahaalso OBS is proud how they use AI in every aspect nowadays
Frenchie
these drones are awful is it a sponsor
>>153300579Violette’s bum since the broadcast won’t show
>>153299624no streams ?
>>153300591what bum?
Death to coomers
>>153300591Honestly grim
is this a slow track they're 4 seconds off the OR
New leader
>>153300591Sure it's 0% fat but it's still 2 big 4 me
Someone give me a qrd of how this works. Is it 2 at a time and fastest overall wins?
>>153300500you're actually blind
Golubeva
>>153300662yeah
>>153300671Golubeva bum
diving into a big heap of old suits and going ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Wtf Belgians beating us??? National humiliation, seppuku for Konijn
>>153300632They made the track out of gelato
>>153300662No idea but it seems to be like that
>>153300528>ugly and a kwablol
>>153300677Nice one, who are the favourites?
>>153300671>>153300680nice crackwhore body
oh its a temporary track no wonder its slow
>>153300632Yeah the ice is tough
>>153300696dutchies usually
Conijnsisters… she deserves [redacted] correction
>>153300702Isn't ice the same everywhere ? I mean theoretically it's just frozen water...
>sweet carolineyou don't have to do this
>>153300696The Dutch ones, always
SWEET CAROLINE
Peacock is muting the streamBOOOOOOOO
Why are the Dutch so good at this but are hot garbage in Short Track?
>>153300696see>>153299695one of them has raced so far (conijn). main race is going to be groenewoud vs wiklund in 30 mins
>>153300734Assume it depends how deep it is.
How are we losing to the Belgians... Groenewoud and Beune have to avenge us
oh God I hate this fucking song
>>153300734it gets faster at higher altitudes and they don't have the kind of climate controls they have in permanent facilities like beijing
>>153300762You what ? It's not a lake lmao
>>153300734>it's just frozen water...and water is completely different and tastes different everywhere
>>153300759Tall + heavy.Slower acceleration but better top speed/momentum.Short track is about acceleration, so it's a manlet sport with Asians dominating.
>>153300559No wonder the camera angles have been shit
>>153300759they are still good at short track in isolation but have had troublesome moments adjusting to the dirty and chaotic nature of that game
>>153300759>but are hot garbage in Short Track?excuse you
>>153300770at least it's not the cuck song but they really need to stop forcing this shit
>>153300746Copyright jews, eh?
The only thing I can think about when Sweet Caroline plays is Tranthony singing it karaoke all the time.
>>153300761cool will keep an eye on that one
>>153300682It would be pretty funny if the Belgian beats the Dutch...not going to happen, but a man can dream
>>153300734No there is a lot of technology behind it actually. The ice in Heerenveen is much faster than hereWorld records are broken at high altitudes tracks like salt like city (+1400 m)
Where is the bunda?Is it all in the summer Olympics?
>>153300830kek
Why is she shitting on the ice when there is already a line
God please let there be more kino this year
>>153300790Yeah but chemically those differences are of 0.00001%, it's not like they used salt water.
This song reminds me of the 2008 euros. Best euro ever.
lol, love embarrassing the dutch in their national sport in something we don't care about
>>153300759they use the same drugs their runners use in the summer olympics
>>153300860This should be allowed with zero restrictions
Cameraman just found an Italian milf
>>153300734I'm guessing it depends on a lot of factors such as air pressure, humidity, ambient temperature, surface preparation and how quickly the freezing process happened
>>153300890Best you'll get today is bronze
No bunda close ups any more?Why even watch this travesty?
>CCCP
What are we waiting for
>>153300934Too many top competitors still to comeBeune, Wiklund, Lollobrigida, Groenewoud, Wiedemann
>>153301003That's why I said best you'll get is bronze
Is freshly polished ice faster? So the last pair gets the worst conditions?
hate how much tntsports cuts away from the venue for bullshit interviews
>>153300918Also the temperature of the ice itself if that makes sense. The colder it is, the harder it becomes and more suitable to the taller and heavier skaters (AKA us)
Hmm
She tried her best. Say something nice to Jeannine!
lot of these girls are quite pretty in the face
>>153300690She's crying because she's having the best time of her life, it's not like she's on her way to a medal (I have no idea how and where she trains...).
>>153300671Most women don't look good at low body fat. This is a good example.
>>153301094>AlphaTauriThe F1 team? Why didn't she just use DRS then?
>>153301092?
>>153301036Any scuffs in the ice can add friction and that
>>153300690She’s crying because she nearly didn’t make it to these games. For a while she thought she couldn’t go because of endometriosis (I think). If you look at her recent posts there is one sharing the good news she will make it and thanking her doctors.
It’s a nein from me dawg
they're slow as fuck
>>153301171Why would a German fly all the way to Britain to see a dentist?
>>153301171wdym?She is a butifel Frauke
>>153301188Male 5000 meters is just slightly slower than Women 3000
>>153300947Not many with great asses so far anyway
>>153301188Its the 3000m m8wait for the 500m sprints
>>153301205testosterone is pretty op
ew
>>153301218I agree
why is every woman today big jawed and big shouldered?
>>153301211>tactical crotch venting
Can she take the lead?
>>153301139Last month I went for a lunchtime beer league game and was looking at the ice as the zamboni went through and there must have been the junior a team on before or something, the ice looked like they'd just been hacking gauges into it all over with an axe
russians on drugs again
>tfw no speed skater steppe gf
>>153301243This is long distance. The women with thick thighs are more power/shorter distance
Ruskie with nice eyes
>Kaz lady blew all her energy at the startlol. dummy.
>>153301263>againsilly guy thinks they ever stopped
>-0.06
>0.06Kneel
What country is that
>>153301301>DummyWell it worked. She took the lead with 0.06 of a second
never lucky
>>153300841>>153300947bunda is better in winter but year after year OBS is banning shots showing them, increasing diversity etc. >>153301304they all dope
they don't wear socks? wtf
is the rope new I don't remember that in beijing their arms kept falling at the end
lovefromkazakhstanbros??
>>153301273Why even live
>>153301335>they all dopefalseour girls are clean
ALLEZ QUÉBEC
>>153301338gotta air out those grippers
>>153301335>increasing diversityI wish, brown girls would mog these sticks
35 is still young bros
>both 35yoHAG RACING!!
What is that Italian corner
I do t think Kazakh will medal sadly
>>153301374yeah haha
Why are all these women in their 30's? There's seriously no 19-20 year old girl faster?
>>153301368diversity in camera crew and directors etc. and by that its more women than men
What happened with her?
crazy tempo
>>153301389zoomers don't have the attention span for long track
>>153301389They're all in the 500m and 1000m sprints. Nobody cares about the 3000m, that's why all the hags are there.
>>153301400Do you got a source on that or is this just headcanon
>they don't realise longer distance skaters are more leanhave patience
>>15330137438 IS A YOUNG GUY
>>153301374>>153301387
>>153301389Well as far as Italy is concerned, the average age here is 48 years old and girls participation in sport has never been lower, even by percentage
I’m trying to do the OBS’ job for them
Holy Italian SOUL.
olympic record!
let's go frantzisca
HOLY KINOOOOOOOO
DAMN
>>153301387>ORThat ice is not that bad in the end
O RO RO RO R
>>153301445bless you, anon
i can smell the cheating from a mile away, i just don't know how they rigged it
Kino
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
sexy
She's on that host country sauce
OR OR OR
>>153301472and the leaf tied the old record exactly
Pas normal
>>153301374from a purely medical perspective, yes
thanks for nothing, quebec
Based aunties pulling ORs
>>153301445mmm italiano bum
>>153301487
>>153301487Magnets under the ice
Holy crap, as good as the Canadian did, that Italian just blew her away. Impressive
>>153301426its in their press release >>153300559 and all over the news https://comms.obs.es/public/files/download/4fab3bc5-5874-4274-977f-a41bfb414ed8pages 73-80>>153301472
>>153301517very impressive
>>153301478They just resurfaced it and cooled it down for the Italian. Everyone else after this gets scuffed slow shitty ice.
FRANCESCAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153301403she caught the village coofstill another race in 5 days if she can recover
>>153301527The Italian was falling behind and then pulled out a lap that was 0.75 seconds faster. Host country buff desu.
>>153301546She's married with a kid and she's in the village bungalwos fucking and getting the coof?
FUCK OFF NORWAY DONT RUIN THE PARTY
>>153301560inhaler?
it's over
groenewoud distracted and still thinking about making all those cocks cum last night
Green Wood :|
Nice Olympic record. Would be a shame if something happened to it
we need bling bling beune
EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS FOR SOME FUCKING PRESCRIPTION DRUG
>>153301593thigh meat
>>153301547>>153301593nice
lol dutch
I thought holland was supposed to dominate this sport
>>153301605eat the goyslop
dutchbros??
What's the italian word for doping?
Better Italy shot just now
>>153301644gabagooling
>>153301630hardly in every distance
>FSU sweater in background
>Wideman>not actually very wide
>>153301644drogatura
>>153301630>Dutch in the last skating pairTo save us both the time.
>>153301663sh-she's not a man either right?
Beune more like Bunda haha
>>153301533if you are that dissapointed with new OBS rules just go to athletes IG they show asses in bikinis and suits pretty often therefrom Lolobrigida IG for example
>>153301605pop those pills
>>153301664non inventarti parole
This is the Canadian’s family
>>153301605the best pills are the ones that make you high. ssris are only cool the first day where you feel weird and like you're about to roll on mdma. maois
>>153301680>cutting off the part where she grabs her crotchbroooo
>>153301680>>153301685it jiggle
>Stream has been dead and buffering the last two racesffs
>>153301690>each child gets a doguh oh
ORANGE CHOKE
The yous are just too easyBeune fading
het is over
>>153301704https://dlhd.link/watch.php?id=34
pas normal
FRANCESCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NETHERLANDS F U C K E D
holandsirs, i thought you skipped the euro championships to prepare for thiswhat happened? did you lie to me?
careful with the babby!
>>153301718Everyones gotta eat
Wtf is going onThis wasn't supposed to happen
Italy First Gold
>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE>GOLD WINTER OLYMPIC MEDAL>WINTER OLYMPIC RECORDITALY IS CONFIRMED WHITE
check their computersthis is bs
>>153301722corr
MAMMA MIA! COMMENDATORE!
Wtf dutchbros... /sp/ is laughing at us...
Yes! Fuck Holland, go choke on some stroopwaffel
>>153301685This woman is married with kids.Do women ever stop being whores for the mirror box? This is pathetic.Olympic athlete, mother and still they need to show off like they're meat and nothing more?
KEK DUTCHBROS WHAT HAPPENED LOOOOOOOOOL
COMBO BREAKER
definitely not rigged
>>153301671Give me another you. They choked.
GAAN IN 3000M
>On the podiumI'll take it. Gotta start somewhere.
not like this..
>>153301739Thanks. Was using that website, just the dedicated event stream.Caught the last 15 seconds of Netherlands choking.
BELLISSIMOOOOO
lollobrigida
>>153301722>dutch skater trades being good at skating for being a thotwhy are they all like this
>>153301570>>153301579WTF dutchbros, I thought dutcher were goed at speed skating and they would take all the places on the boxWat nou?
netherlands united general
Fuck yea, sneak us in there for the bronze.
FUCK ICE
>no center bikes>no center familyFix your stadium italy
i guess we are a speed skating nation now???
HOW DO YOU SAY ORO IN YOUR LANGUAGELETSGOOOOOOOOOO
Why are they in a tunnel?
>>153301794like why didnt you just skate faster when you saw you were behind?lol
>>153301776all women are whores
wtf she's not a virgin?
the virgin young girl fan vs. the chad hag appreciator
>>153301818GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULD
Rigged ice
careful on the stairs
Fourth place is good r-right?
>2.5 seconds gap>OR in low altitude on shit ICEWADA gonna feast on this for YEARSThe dirty grandes have no decency
>>153301818G U L D
well well well
just remove the ice and pour cement and they pretend its your ice rink and only your skater was prepared to skate on cementfuck you reeeeeeee
>>153301776They love attention you discovered that today?
MAMMA
>>153301839italian ice tastes like vanilla
>10 skaters>Finish 4, 8, 9Uh... Netherlands bros?
>>153301848No. I will never fap to losers.
>>153301849the hag power
How do you get an olympic record on this shit ice??
>>153301776>Do women ever stop being whores
>>153301849low altitude would be faster dummy
Jetten's Nederland... Schoof zou nooit.
>>153301859but thats the point, when you're literally the best in the world at your sport, you still need the attentions from lustful eyes? From your naked flesh?
>>153301818>OROZłoto*read ł as englisher w
>>153301881Retard
He's a master baiter
>>153301878Is this the ultimate oranje cope?
>>153301886Alles moet kapot
>>153301881American Education moment
Why does Netherlands refuse to combine the sports of speed skating and field hockey and play the sport called ice hockey? Are they retarded?Hint: there is a lot of money in ice hockey
>>153301881low altitude has higher density air so you go sloweras long as you acclimate your body for a few days before you race, you'll get enough oxygen
>>153301886pisnicht als premier en meteen vernedering bij de olympische spelen...
>>153301856Imagine trying to blame the ice for only your nation not performing.
>>153301881great bait
the Dutch cope itt is hilarious
>>153301915For it to be the ultimate cope an Argentinian would have to be involved
>She posts AI
>>153301892Wait you're telling me zloty are just Polish guilders?
WORK HARD PLAY HARD
>>153301891yes coomer numbers are too big not to feed the beasts
>Communist Danish National tv channel switching to downhill ski replica episode from earlier today instead of showing medal ceremony Gay
>>153301849someone count the frames from the broadcast, because that race was sus from both of them
we were quicker than 2/3 dutchies
>Italian breaks OR in Italy after a magic maintenance on the ice
If she’s a mom then she has had sex, right?
>>153301848That chest isn't very aerodynamic.>>153301849Pure SOUL letting her push through. Wanting to win it all at home in front of her kid.
guy on the right sounds mad
Irene Schouten wouldn't have let this happen btw. This nu-gen is soft.
>>153301948Basically, yeahWe've got this currency since 1924 replacing Polish Mark
>>153302004they both sound so shocked kekmad dutchies
>>153301919This actually really made me think
>>153301994Not sure, maybe it was the holy spirit
>>153301849didn't she medal in Beijing already?plus homefield advantage, and birthday girl boostit was over before it began
>>153301966medal ceremonies are for fags.
>>153301988KWAB
>>153301886There's no way this is an actual language
>>153301964 Uhhh bros... She's cutting a cucumber with a knife as if it's a 2x4 with a saw. WTF...
Damn Japan JAV has it all
>>153301818ORWhy do you just add a O or a A to every French word ?
>>153301886WAT NOU ?!
>>153301919Too busy losing World Cup finals. Sunk cost fallacy.
>>153302021When the Netherlands needed her the most, she disappeared...
the Dutch are being patheticDaily reminder that the Dutch suffered 10 years of anti Italian propaganda... And your average Dutch still thinks Italy is stealing money from the EU when in reality it has been a net contributor since its birth.Seriously the Dutch hate Italians for some reason (doesn't stop Dutch women coming here in the summer and getting fucked by sleazy Italian men while their bfs are home)
>>153302042>has it allthey don't have good looking women
>>153302042>JAV has it allExcept showing nudity
I remember the medal ceremony music for Paris being a LOT better
>foids on TV praising an ultra hag, post-pregnancy, who performed like shit all season, getting OR on shit ice at low altitudeDo they realize that they're participating in a humiliation ritual? Everyone wants to call the out the obvious frauding, right?
>>153301964>that scarfRoma olympic domination at it AGAIN
>>153302078Tokyo’s was peak
>>153302070I love italy tho.I kissed an italian girl and it was the best I've ever experienced.It's just sad cope from inflated egos.
>two norwegians handing out the medalshow unfortunate if they accidentaly hand ragne the gold...
this music is shit
>>153301919very cold winters are essential for good ice hockey skills in the population. once you have to play in a ring it gets expensive and rich kids dont like to get hurt.
>>153302078What would be good medal music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv8-Pz0p_K8
>>153302082Looooooooooooooooool cope more
>>153302078Modern Italy is SHIT at the arts and fashion and design. Rest of the world still hasn't noticed because of some mystical soft power propaganda barrier delusion.
dutchies calling someone else out for doping is pure irony
>>153302082
Can Femke and Jutte redeem us dutchbros? I don't know how their form look like
>>153302070What are you smoking man
>>153302082I'm guessing Netherlands lost
>>153301685>new OBS ruleswhat are the new rules?
getting bronze feels better than getting silver
Maybe it's just the audio mixing on Peacock, but goodness I hate how you can't hear the crowd on anything. It feels more muted than the Covid years sometimes. Even the music feels like it doesn't have much strength in it.
>>153302144no, it's over
>>153302144Jutte is too busy getting fucked by jake paul and riding private jets. She thinks she is too good for the sport
>>153302153People are complaining that they aren't doing zoomed in shots on asses
>Dutchies crying ITTlmaodon't worry you'll still dominate the 500m and 1000m races
>>153302129You might be onto something. The only Italian director I like now is Luca Guadignino and his last movie sucked
We got our saviour.
is speed skating the most stacy sport at the winter olympics
Where's that famous stoic direct no bullshit dutch spirit? The one that calls your bullshit in your face, and asks for the 85 cents used for the bbq charcoal?
Italian anthem is always top tier kino
Italy's national anthem sounds like a circus act soundtrack
>>153302144Jutte has fallen up too much.
>>153302144femke is so far ahead of the competition on the 500m that it will be a national scandal if she doesn't win gold
The rings are the front btw
>>153302042That's just normal Japanese cameramen for their olympics.
WAAR IS WOUT????
Bring back Schouten from retirement asap
>>153302182>The one that calls your bullshit in your faceThat's literally what's happening right now. You don't actually believe that this is some convenient fairy tale, right?
>>153302082>Everyone wants to call the out the obvious frauding, right?Yes. It's part of the charm of the games. I'd take a look at the blades of her skates, just saying.
>>153302144She's being criticized for acting like a rich slutty spoiled girl apparently, at least thats what the papers are saying.How is she viewed in Holland?
i hope we see more of the qts in the long coats
>>153302070What kind of victim complex is this? Nobody hates Italians like the neighbouring Italians living just a bit north of them.
>>153302121Here is paris. So upbeat and joyful https://youtu.be/DnYfylAnMl4?si=7zqv8_s-LoaG-43q
oh they're still doing that selfie shit
>>153302260It’s literally required as part of the Samsung sponsor.
>>153302244And here is Tokyo. Elegant and moving. https://youtu.be/WZ1986ZRTmE?si=3gA21IqfIDMJIuiS
>>153302236We dislike her because she thinks everyone is beneath her. She didn't travel with the team, she flew in a private jet. She wasn't at the opening ceremony, she was in her hotel roomShe thinks she is too good for others and acts like a diva. We don't like that kind of behaviour
>>153302265What if they refuse, what can Samsung do ?
>>153302260you WILL engage with the brand on carefully chosen third-party social media partners
Public Enemy No 1 in the NL?
Why do the winter olympics have so many cuties
Genuine question, how do you do an olympic record on shit ice where everyone is 2 seconds slower than normal?
>>153302286No, you are violating the IOC rules. They require it so they can sell the sponsored phone placement to Samsung.
>>153302310By being good KEK Netherlands is cooked
>>153302277I mean I assume we'll tolerate her if she gets us a gold. But if she jobs I'd imagine this is her last time representing our team
>>153302277Strongest female skater ever and she still acts like her beauty is all that matters, NEEDS to act like a whore on social media.I swear being a woman must be a curse... Like what to you need more to free yourself from those chains?
>>153302299Him at the Sochi games appearing on the US broadcast was hilarious kek
>>153302310You finish in less time than the previous OR
>>153302351ah, yes... good times.
>>153302345She is already open about quitting despite being in her prime. She just doesn't give a fuck anymore, it's all beneath her. She doesn't even wanna talk with the media anymore
>>153302277Aka she is /ourgirl/
>>153302351what happened?
>long post-prime 40 year old male athlete, slightly overweight, pulls up to Olympics on home soil>hasn't performed in ages>somehow has a fairy tale performance shattering the OR while using inferior gear that makes him a few seconds slowerEveryone would acknowledge the obvious, right?
>>153302329>No, you are violating the IOC rules.Ok and what will the IOC do ? Imagine the scandal if they take away your medal because of that.Realistically the athletes can just throw away the phone and no one would react.
>>153302389Imagine if she was just a little uglier, she would have competed for another decade at the top.Kinds stuff that puts women back 3 decades in sports.
>>153302410He sat down and basically started shitting all over how arrogant Americans are, how mentally fragile they are and telling them to stop blaming their suits.All that in a thick Frisian accent and ending every sentence with a long “man”
>>153302310>shit icethey'll keep using this excuse huh, you guys are trash and were worse than >us
>>153302421>he doesn't know about pregnancy hormonesgetting knocked up is basically doping
>>153302421>>153302474Post childbirth hips is mechanical doping.
>>153302472Yeah the dutch skaters need to step up their game and not act like previous results can carry you to a podium.
>>153302277>btw, we love Max Verstappen
>>153302474Hoping it becomes a trend that all the skater woman start getting pregnant and having cute families just to win at skating.
>>153302389and she will do what? just IG posts and being Paul bitch?Was she this stuck up before JakePaul?
>>153302456Ohhhh I remember now yeah that was funny I need to rewatch that
>>153302180Curling has some Stacies too, but those suits certainly don't hurt
>>153302410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcdD9xGviXw
>>153302573No it doesn’t
>>153302543max is down to earth and based tho
>>153302543I don't watch F1, too much semen slurping
>>153302568Just being an instagram hoe and living that ultra luxury life I guess. She wasn't like this before
>Jutta is being very aggro in this interviewWhat is the deal with the hammer on the ankle though?
Dutchfags are even more sore losers than the bongs lmao
>>153302642You must be gay or missed the events earlier. Dodds and Constantini are qts
>>153302742>I want to stay in my bubbleWhat a diva, doesn't want to talk with the plebs
>>153302807>DoddsOnly bongs find this winter witch attractive. Her and Constantini are leagues apart.
>>153302713And why wouldn't she though? She's 27 and competes in a niche meme sport that only gets marginal interest every four years where she can maybe end up in a commercial for cornflakes or whatever. Getting generational wealth as a modern good looking woman means cozying up to giga rich sleazebags like the Pauls and doing hoe shit.
>>153302896The average American woman is built like this, please pipe down peasant
>>153302807Not stacies
>>153302950>elbows too pointy, would not bang/10Faggot it is then
>>153302917Maybe for you it seems small but for the Netherlands this is a huge sport with a lot of fame and glory attached to it.She worked towards this her whole life and is currently in her prime. She is so much more than a random hoe of a famous person, she is one of the best speedskaters in the world. It just doesn't make sense to throw your whole life away like that, what did she work her whole life for?
>>153301997>That chest isn't very aerodynamic.I should try my best to suck out some of the extra volume to make it more aerodynamic. You know. To help her.
>>153302975Not understanding the difference means you’re the faggot
>>153302949>Brits trying to shit on the average woman of any countryLol, lmao even. All of your average women are fucking slags.
>muh icethe excuse of every loser
>>153303241but that ice tho
Now that the dust has settled. How did he ruin our speedskating team?
>>153301988give that maintenance man a rise
Just watched this on replay. The dutch seethe itt is hilarious.
>>153299659Not anymore....
Only Konijn is slutty enough for me. Love those big searching eyes.
>>153302129Based Manara gooner
>>153299624CUTE
>>153303290Fucked in the ass
>this chubby white-skinned nigger is considered to have supermodel instagram influencer celebrity diva level attractiveness in europegrim
>>153302568Kinda It only grew when they started dating
>>153302349She inflicts it herself
>>153305353why did she take the bogpill
>>153305353Hey that's your number 1 celebrity who's going to marry her
>>153305353this doesn't really work for you when her boyfriend is american
>>153305353She's getting fucked by your most famous "boxer" So dust to dust, shit to shit
>>153305353you worship male niggers, europe worship bogged womeni think europe is closer to my taste
>>153302144Jutta is a fraud
gold for 500 is oursmark my words and kneel down
>>153305829
>>153305872go ahead and joke around while you still can
>>153305890
>ctrl+f femke - 2>ctrl+f jutta - 3>ctrl+f suz - 0wtf?
How is this thread still going. This was over like 4 hours ago.
Is this a medal event today?
>>153303123At least our women don't need 3 seats to book on flights>>153303012They won't fuck you anyway so what does it matter really?
>>153306227it was just replayed on the bbc
>>153306277It was for the 3000, tomorrow 5000 for men
>>153300438>Will Russia compete as Russia again in our lifetime? If it's about Ukraine then why is Israel allowed? If it's about the drugs why are Russians allowed?it was never about either, since US athletes failed tests just as often as Russianevery retard got filtered by propaganda to be anti-Russian, and it amounted to nothing
>>153308388>every retard got filtered by propaganda to be anti-Russian,I think them invading Ukraine also played a pretty big part in that sentiment
>>153308609>another filtered retardi guess the US and Israel were banned from these Olympics? ohhhhh, no they weren'tremind me again what happened in 2014... you know there's endless videos of Ukrainian war crimes on youtube from then and countless articles against Ukraine before the switcheroo covering up the CIA involvement?
>>153309312Wait, there are hecking atriclerinos?!?!?
>>153302045Because our language reads exactly as written
