Where is everyone?run 1+2
>>153301378ITS CALLED LUGING
I am here
>>153301544I am queer
dead sportdead olympics dead board
im ready for some LUGE
>>153301378I'm here for the death,waiting patiently
Hits WallDies.
too fat -> hit the wall
I want to see that fucking drone crash.
Every single drone shot looks like shit, cutting out
why do germans love luge so much. not hating on it, its pretty cool. i tried it and sucked at it
>feldererwhat a strange italian name
>>153301670South German
USA USA USA!
Jesus Christ. This looks dangerous as fuck. How common are horrible accidents?
>>153301750Not often enough
>>153301750someone died in the last winter olympics I believe
BRING IN ZE UBER ATHLETE
>>153301705
Slide chads ww@
>>153301750we're expecting a lot of accidents this year on account of the track being constructed by italians
>>153301853you're welcome btw
WEEEEEE!
>>153301816>2010>last winter Olympics
>>153301837>Königreich Siciliensounds more badass in German
>>153301750There were quite a few last time iirc, though that might be because the Chinese made a particularly dangerous track
When is Germany going to send their horses down on the sleds?
I thought they used to show their speed
what if a camera guy dropped his camera on the track and it hit the luger in the balls when he was going full speed lol
Why aren't these Ukranians fighting?
god those drone noises
why are these ukranians wasting their time riding a sled down an ice track when their country is being invaded
I like seeing their bulge jiggle
Kamikaze run
MUSTCONSUME FOOOOOOOD
>>153301899what was it called in italian?
>>153302044>>153302063winning on the medal front is also important
>>153302044he doesn't fit through the tank hatches
Those drone operators must feel like x-wing pilots in the death star trench.
WTF is AIN?
>>153302166kek
>>153302172russia
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA>>153302172"AINt no way they're still allowing ruskies"
'straightaway' fucking triggers me, just call it the straightYanks and their consequences etc
You'd think the Russian lad would want to go faster to run away from the drone
german dude must've been absolutely flyin if nobody is getting close
what the fuck was that start you doofusholy shitand 2 more hits after thatjesus christ
>fat ass falls off luge.
Do the drones follow some computer route or is there someone flying them
>>153302258it would be really stupid to fly it by hand when the track doesn't change
Wherein lies the skill?
I always wish the sled events would have a minimap in the corner of the screen like it's Mario Kart.
>>153302292well if there wasn't, wouldn't the heaviest guy always win?
how often do they clean the track
>>153302213kek
>>153302312I don't know, there's drag and shit.
>>153302303and banana peels
Is this already down to German + Austria being the only possible winners?
>>153302292>>153302312Mostly comes down to the start.>Get a lot of speed at the top without crashing into the sides>WinYou see most of the sliders banging into the side and finishing a second behind.
>>153302363I'm guessing environmentalists would stop them from letting the lugers throw turtle shells at their competitors mid-run
>>153301750A guy got literally cut in half when he got thrown out of the track and hit a steel beam sideways.
>>153302116Regno delle Due Sicilie
can we get a new guy
austria's suit is sick
>FischsnallerItalian>GrancagnoliGerman
Why are these dudes so fat, don’t you have to be athletic to be an olympian?
>>153303462Südtirol magic
pog
trump should have joined the skeleton teamwith his fatness and sharting power, he would have achieved subsonic speeds
loch more like lost
Expected more from Felix
>>153303564>subsonic
What does the athlete even do once it’s going?
>track recordLet's go
>Smack the wall at the start>Smack it again sliding sideways halfway down>Track recordwtf
This Germ hit the sides but he absolutely flew down, is something sus going on?Penis weighting injections?
>>153303564i am currently sitting on my cough at subsonic speeds
>>153303654isn't this a new course so there should be new records all the time?>>153303629?
>>153303649They shift their weight which causes the runners to bend. At the same time they're trying to stay as aero as possible
Is this one of those sports where the best of the best are simply the best that tried it? You know what i mean? Like there are so few people doing it that a Slovak going 90km/h is somehow still the 6th best in the world?
>>153303713no, there's a reason 2 countries are dominating all the sledding sports if it was that easy, more people and countries would do it to get a free ticket to olympics
>>153303713>>153303751It fucks with your spine and you lose like 2" of height over a career. So only tall countries try it.
>>153303751dude the American guy, Greiner, is a car valet in a hotel
>American ice sliders
He hit the wall :(
>>153303751Also what you said implies there's a bob track in every city come one
>>153303856Well there probably isn’t a professional league for this stuff so he’s gotta do something for work
>Shit the bed>Your """teammates""" are celebrating because they're on televisionU. S. A.
>>153303856it's like that for most olympic sports, both winter and summer onesthere's a very limited amount of people who can live through lesser sports.
We’re more of a Summer Olympics nation anyway
>>153303886So yeah there are probably millions people that would beat WR had they had the chance to get good at the sportLike the Swedish competitors are the son and daughter of the PRESIDENT OF THE SWEDISH BOB ASSOCIATION!!!!
>>153303946Well yeah but most people wouldn’t care or bother if there is no career with money involved in getting good at a meme sport
>>153303946They all just hid it better.
Business idea: add jumps
>>153303946it's a niche sport, you have to have interest to trybut that doesn't mean those are shitters that could be beat by random people that haven't triedit's even tougher with bobsledding since you can't just go and try it. they make special tryouts and look for people with predispositions to it too.think of it like this: theres a small number of people who are jet pilots, but that doesn't mean a rando could go and be good at flying
>hymanhehehehe
>>153304031A rando could go and be good at flying They don’t choose jet pilots based on flying skill. Otherwise they’d just go for gliding youth talents.
>>153304076>A rando could go and be good at flyingi disagree
>>153304027I will now watch your sport.
>>153304097Gliding champion pilots have completely varied proportions.
>>153304027And rocket boosters
>>153304140but that's more like a hobbythey have the skill and if you'd want to make jet pilots out of them, you'd work on their bodies
What is the cutoff position
>>153304191Gliding is actually flying. Jet piloting is just landing and taking off while hitting a button inbetween getting carried by an engine. Most idiots could do it, see George W. Bush Jr. being one.
>gufler can barely speak italianKWABliterally southern austrians
That's a wrap, no one died so I'm disappointedTime for homos and femboys on ice
>>153304221all of them ride the 3rd run and top 20 in the final one
I would like to remind everyone there is nothing gay about doubles luge.
>>153306086men’s luge doubles are the straightest and chaddest athletes at the olympics. probably tag teaming all the female athletes (no gay stuff tho of course)
