This nigga had his ankle amputated Thursday and replaced yesterday what the fuck.
tomorrow is our time to shine
>Maxx Crosby saying he doesn't want to be tradedstop spreading those rumors around https://youtu.be/xHpc8zsEunQ
>>153303646All NFL referees are professionals at the top of their field making multiple hundred thousands of dollars who work NFL as a fuckin hobby parttimeit's not shocking he can say that without lying through his teeth, he's just talking about what they do when they're not working the NFL lmao
>>153303696If I see that goddamned Darnold ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
>>153303646how many hundreds of dicks have been in Goodell's ass?
>>153303707this makes /spee/ mad that Mahomes treats her like a queen and is an upstanding gentleman that respects woman and doesn't beat his kidsand I dont know why
>>153303717Overall the refs in every sport are greatPeople just latch on to mistakes cause monkey brain
>>153303707Rashee Rice is the one who took this photo
>>153303761Did mahomo break his leg again after?
>>153303819No his cuck chair has an ottoman for his leg
>>153303743first of all, i dont give a flying fuck about players' personal lives. now, annoyance and seethe are different. watching a playoff game that should be an epic hyped up battle get ruined by "nothing the passer" calls as chris simms says is a bummer. it's like paying to see a movie and it sucks, i'm not mad i'm embarrassed i wasted my time. mahomes is obviously an amazong player and seems like a solid dude, the problem is the refs and weirdos like you dickriding him like a teenage girl and kpop
I need my asshole blown out
>>153303882Youngblood...
>>153303882Trip on faggot
Tom Brady played in 9 Super Bowls while he was on the Patriots. He had a better statline than his opposing quarterback in 4 of those games. Those 4 games were..2018: Tom Brady(71.4PR) Jared Goff(57.9PR)2017: Tom Brady(115.4PR) Nick Foles(106.1PR)2004: Tom Brady(110.2PR) Donovan McNabb(75.4PR)2001: Tom Brady(86.2PR) Kurt Warner(78.3PR)So 3/4 of those games, Brady's opposing QBs didn't even break 80PR. The literal only game where Brady actually balled out and outplayed the opposing QB and lost against another QB who Belichick didn't smother with his defense was Nick Foles in 2017. Every single other Super Bowl, Brady played worse than his opponent.
>>153303882Lakeshow...
>>153303882think you missclicked, this isn't the NBA general
>>153303880>d weirdos like you dickriding him like a teenage girl I made a passing sentence and observation that likely took less time than it took you to generate your post anon
Anyone else get chapped lips after sucking a guy off?
>>153303707she turns me on and i don't know why
>>153303917>outplayed Nick Foleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-tX36j4REgnah
I made a huge bet on the chiefs on to win the owl but now mahomes is coming at me and saying if I don't pay him soon he's going to break Rice's legs!
1 more day bros
>>153303646If refs are so bad, why were the replacement refs so much worse?
>Tom Brady had 3 Touchdowns on the final statline which indicates 18 points he's in some way responsible for, for his team in LI>Nick Foles has 4 (four) touchdowns on the final statline which indicates 24 points he's responsible for, for his team in LI>But Tom Brady played better because this stat that purposefully excludes some of Nick Foles snaps gave him a higher number!lol
Some guys can barely take one but I've had two inside me at the same time
>>153304057ive had 67 in me at once xD
>>153304008Hey I'm all for it. If you want to say Foles outplayed Brady in 2017, I'm happy to say that too. So in total, we have...Brady outplayed Jared Goff in SB 2018 where Jared put up 3 points and had a 57 passer rating.Brady outplayed Donovan McNabbBrady outplayed some random grocer bagging guy in 2001None of these QBs broke 80 passer rating. So in other words, Brady quite literally never outplayed an opposing QB in a Super Bowl who didn't have a complete meltdown by getting smothered by Belichick's defenses or was cursed with melanin(McNabb)
>>153303993...until I'm sad again (besides every other day as a pedo cartoon loving sex offender)
>>153304057I hope you mean bullets
Where is the big money for this game...
>>153304090i dont really care abt any of those gamesim just defending Nick Foles in donkey dicking the patriots in LIenjoy the rest of your life though
my team hasnt been in the SB in 10 years. are these threads always this grim on the eve of the SB?
>>153304137He certainly outplayed Tom "Literal Cuckold" Brady, as you said. The one time Bill doesn't smother the opposing team's offense and Brady chokes and can't carry the offense to a W. The one time in his entire career that Belichick leaned on him to do something kek.
Predict if/when these players are inducted into the HOF>1st BallotBen Roethlisberger; 2x Super Bowl Champ, 7th all time passing, 6x Pro Bowl (2027)Tom Brady; 7x Super Bowl Champ, 3x MVP, 6x All Pro, 15x Pro Bowl (2028)Aaron Rodgers; Super Bowl Champ, 4x MVP, 4x All Pro, 10x Pro Bowl (N/A)>Likely InducteesEli Manning; 2x Super Bowl Champ, Walter Payton, 4x Pro Bowler, now 11th in passing all time (2025)Matthew Stafford; Super Bowl Champ, MVP, All Pro, 3x Pro Bowl, 6th all time passer (N/A)>Edge CasesMatt Ryan; MVP, All Pro, 9th all time passer, 4x Pro Bowl (2029)Philip Rivers; CPOY, 8th all time passer, 8x Pro Bowl (2030)Russell Wilson; Super Bowl Champ, Walter Payton, 10x Pro Bowl, 16th all time passing, 4th rushing (N/A)
>>153304175Nope it's just you that makes it that way
>>153303679This. It's getting pretty annoying
trust the experts
>>153303679>>153304296Raiders should never be good, that's not the Raider way. Crosby to the Seahawks, Bowers to the Rams, Mendoza will bust.
>>153304090>Brady quite literally never outplayed an opposing QB in a Super Bowlnow find me a HOF QB who didn't win a superbowl without the other one melting down, ill wait
>>153303993>tranime
Why are certain people acting like this game is going to be a blowout? Feels like a conspiracy to get more people to bet on the game.
>>153303917
>>153304440Because the Patriots won their games in bad weather and the QB statlines dun look gud and their schedule was easy so dey must suck seahawks is gods game finna boutta be 900-0 o algo
How bad are the ratings going to tank for this owl? Feels like there's absolutely 0 hype or anticipation for it
>>153304341>expert picks>half of them are womenHeh
>>153304349
>>153304184Shame fagtriots don't have belicuck and Tom Brady to bail the team out tomorrow when the Seahawks rape them > drake maye Lmao
>>153304471Bad Bunny is HUGE with hispanics, hispanic viewership will easily make up for any rating losses in the super bowl
>>153304531Shoulda got shakira again, latin boomers don't give a fuck about bad bunny
is derrick henry hall of fame worthy?
>>153304531I'm sure they've got the zesty spic zoomer demo locked down but that's about it
>>153304367>>153304092go back you mouthbreathing frogposters
>>153304499They don't need either of them. That era is in the past and they're back in the Super Bowl without either of them. They're too old anyways. Tommy "Literal Cuckold" Brady will be rooting his hardest for Maye to lose tomorrow so he can protect his fragile ego. And you will be saying your finest Mexican prayers so daddy Tommy isn't upset.
>>153304570would trade it all for a ring
>>153304531Literally who the fuck is bad bunny
>>153304557Why are Chiefs fans still posting?
>>153304612the guy making all the so called conservatives lose their minds because their masters told them to
>>153304467based retard
BUY ZEVO
>>153304612gay mexican rapper
Whats the worst halftime show for you?For me its usher
>>153304467This but unironically
>>153304667except for the part where he is a puerto rican american
>>153304612Awful garbage from Latin AmericaIt's amazing how there is ZERO good mainstream music made south of the US
>>153304661What a natural looking sitting position
>>153304642i thought NFL was a billionaire club? are they only doing it to virtue signal? >>153304667At least Rihanna, Snoop Dog, Usher and Shakira have international draw. I've never heard of Bad Bunny before I don't even know who she is
>>153304670Bruno Fag Mars
My normie friends want to do vidya tomorrow night. Should I bail on them, or ditch you retards?
>>153304698The NFL puts out a bid for the half time show these days, Bad Bunny submitted the highest bid so he's got the gig now.
>>153304730Normalfags would be watching the Owl
>>153304742So this place is full of normalfags?
>>153304684He's literally just like me
>you're fucked now that there's no precipitation >*fumbles*
>>153304750/sp/ has always been the most normie board
>>153304684dude is almost as blatantly fake as russell wilson
bad bunny has performed at like 20 chud centric WWE events and he was even champion and nobody lost their mindshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Bad_Bunny#WWE>Aside from his music-related awards, in 2021, he won a professional wrestling championship, when he became the WWE 24/7 Champion. On February 15, 2021, episode of RAW, he relinquished the title to R-Truth in exchange for Stone Cold Steve Austin memorabilia. He was champion for 28 days.
Officially the best webm of the year. Post your nominations for second place.
>>153304769/o/ and /k/ are far more normie than /sp/
>>153304794It's really annoying being a pop music hater now, because everyone thinks i'm some closeted homo chud for hating on bad bunny. I just hate music without guitars and double bass pedals.At least I have the Green Day preshow.
>>153304804
>>153303696Very sportsmanlike of him to be the one to hand the trophy to Maye Maye
>>153304804*slap*
Are you chuds really going to watch the TPUSA half time show?I would unironically love to see it getting high ratings/viewership
>>153304804Wait a minute he didn't survive the ground that is INCOMPLETE
I could suck a mean cock right about now
>>153304777Numbers don't lie
>>153304876Based fag chad
>>153304863this is what they took from you
>>153304863Is this legal? Was it flagged?
>>153304923>Is this legal? No>Was it flagged?Also, no
>>153304923>Is this legal?no>Was it flagged?He was already falling down before the slap so no
>>153304843Based average division matchup.It could be recency bias but I feel like this was an all time season for division rivalry shitshows>Bears v Packers 3x down to the wire games, cheap shots, headhunting players>Giants bitchslapping the Eagles for no reason>Eagles Commies fight>NFCW fight for the 1st seed and eventually the entire NFC>NFCS shitshow battle for the <.500 playoff spot>AFCN heartbreaker field goal for the playoffs
>>153304843Damn did a ref die?
>shit teams
who the FUCK buys division champ gear?
>>153305055Collectors?
>>153305055Your weird aunt that's really bad at giving gifts and your birthday happens to be during the start of the playoffs.>t. October birthday with a half dozen Cubs division champs shirts/hoodies
>makes americhuds seethe
>>153305050Maye is a weed addict, greatI'm now using the pot even more on Seattle now. Ez pz
>>153305055>only white non-indian broncosfans are soiboisfucking kek
I'm having roasted brussel sprouts for lunch, what are you having?
>>153304923Slapping was b& over 50 years ago
>>153305128Ham on Ryback
>>153305124>usingUpping*
>>153305055I don't get it. I think the bigger flex is getting the promotional stuff they give out for team playoff runs. My cubicle at work has Rams playoff rally towels pinned to it.
>>153304531>Bad Bunny is HUGE with hispanicsMexican bean dog here and the majority of us hate his music can't understand what he's singing. Only ones who like him are women.
>>153305128Got a picture?I'm sick and can't eat but that sounds good
Who's got the nicest looking penis in /nfl/?
What's with the unfunny retard gay bot
>>153305128Just polished off a two egg, two slice of ham, two slices of cheddar sandwich on a toasted bun with ketchup, mayo, and hot mustard. Very satisfying.
>>153305300Very fat diabetic hands posed this
>>153305324>implyingNo oil, no saltTwo eggs=180 caloriestwo thin slices of cheddar=100 caloriestwo slices of ham=100 caloriesBread=250 caloriesKetchup/Mayo/Mustard=~90 caloriesSo basically a 700 calorie lunch. You would have to be an actual woman to think this was a fat guy meal.
>>153305211Bing is unusable these days, mane
>>153305234My penis is 14cm/5.5 inches fully erect, is it over for me?
>>153305234Boss Nigga poster
>>153305459Mine is about the same, maybe a half inch bigger at absolute best, and I'm married so I think you'll be fine. Women don't care about this as much as porn would make you believe. I think they care more that you're a good lover.
>>153305055theyre going to hang a banner kek
>>153304202Cam's not getting in is he
>>153303646Patriots will lose
>>153305128Nice. Howd they turn out?
>>153303676Based
>>153305540Good
What team are the refs on? That's important
>>153305540I mean, do you think he should? He basically had 3 good seasons and never won a ring.
>>153304804Boink! Live ball!
>>153305617This postseason might be the fairest, least biased, and enjoyable that the reffies have ever produced and I'm not even kidding. They set a high threshold for penalties and mostly let everyone play. The penalties they did call were all justified with the exception of one DPI call(which ultimately didn't matter since, on that same play, the Bills committed RTP).Reffies aren't playing favorites and they've done a great job.
>>153304202All time passing is a historically shaky metric. There's a huge boost to passing numbers based on rule changes and more games that positively affected the 2000's era QBs like Rivers, Ryan, Stafford and Brees. But the newer generation of QBs are all dual threats, and likely won't overtake the pure passers due to scrambling and the shorter careers that come with taking so much punishment. It's why Stat Padford needed extra hardware.
With the world they way it is today, I base my pro team sports support on politics. I have to assume many Pats fans are libs, but all Hawks fans are. So Pats it is.Go New England Patriots!
>>153305760What's the ratio bro?
>>153304834just tell them you cant be a closested homo chud cause you support green daygod damn anon
>>153305683Hawks won the rematch fair and square, but that replay was on some bullshit.
>>153305738Someone posted a graphic recently and Patriots fans are apparently 75% politically neutral(which, in modern speak, is usually a way of saying slightly conservative), 18% Democrat, and 7% conservative. Despite New England being a very liberal area, a large portion of the Boston/New England Patriot fanbase is more politically conservative or neutral.They are definitely a more conservative fanbase than Seattle. Though basing sports support on politics is incredibly cucked and retarded.
>>153305683>>153305810Lateral, that ball is LIVE!
$12.50 for a cup of fruit salad$7.25 for water$19.75 subtotal$21.18 with tax (9.375%)+20% tip$25.50 for a cup of fruit salad and water
Gotta say, the totally-not-a-flaseflagging-mahomesfag having a melty over Brady shitting on the Patriots has been entertaining to read for the past 2 days. Kinda makes me favor the Seahawks in this matchup
>>153305738In the most recent presidential election, 61.22% of Massachusetts voted for Kamala Harris, compared to only 57.23% of Washington. So it's probably likely that the Patriots fanbase is slightly more liberal.
>>153305810How do you figure? That's clearly a lateral. It might be a goofy play, but they called it correctly.
>>153305882These are typical prices in san francisco
>>153305849>cucked and retardedit's 100% precisely the opposite. think better.>>153305904good to know. i was thinking more of their associated cities
wtf jeopardy is doing nfl now?
>>153305650I'd put him in the bucket with Rivers and Ryan, except he has a higher peak for shorter stint. But I think both of those guys should be behind Russ and Staffy, and while there's no hard quota for Qbs by decade, the historical precedent of averaging 5 QBs per decade means those cats likely aren't getting in.
>>153305910>>153305882>due to the penny shortage we are not accepting cash at this time
>>153304137>I don't care about the actual discussion, I'm just a Philly homer here to defend the honor of le meme playThanks for the input
34-20 hawks
>>153305940
>>153305948Stafford is definitely getting in with that MVP, might not be first ballot material but he'll be there.
>>153304690uncultured swine spottedhttps://youtu.be/5rfr4HiKPIY
>>153305876>SOSUnironically the biggest reason for playoff berths and seedingCasuals will argue QB's and weapons, but it really all comes down to schedule
>>153305882>$7.25 for waterDo goyim actually pay this
>>153305962Raiders?
>>153305902Why would I care who you root for? Also, why are so many of you so mentally retarded? Why would I know so much about the Patriots and so little about the Chiefs if I were a Chiefs fan? Why would I actively insult the Chiefs repeatedly about their dead dynasty and impending long term irrelevance? The only thing I said that wasn't insulting to them is that Tom Brady is an actual confirmed literal cuckold and Patrick Mahomes isn't, which is just true.I also have no reason to have a melty. Myself and the rest of the New England fanbase won here while plastic foreign Brady dickriders took a big fat L. I just think Brady is, nowadays in his post retirement, a massive egotistical disloyal faggot who can't pick a lane. He's an empty, soulless corporate husk. You don't really have any room to go "haha, lol, Brady owned the Patsies so hard!!" when he bent the knee twice yesterday and started rooting for them after everyone shit on him. The Patriots fans won the exchange, retard.The best part being I don't forgive him and if we do win, he's not going to be a part of that celebration. He should focus on the Raiders.
>>153306006anon that is not how you answer a jeopardy question
>>153304804The real webm of the year
>>153305986>still alive after Wild Card weekendWe had no idea, brosWin or lose, it's been an awesome ride, and we're only going to be better next yearTougher schedule, but better team overall
>>153305906It's a loophole in the holy roller rule. You can't advance fumbles on 4th downs, but laterals aren't covered by that. The whistle blew but the rules say that doesn't matter if the football is picked up in the "immediate continuing action." I wouldn't qualify Charbonet getting the football as immediate continuing action. No ref on the field considered it, they were ready to kickoff when NY made the call.
>>153306034Is this an odd thing to say
Thinking 12pk and wings for the owl but need sides and dessert
>>153305695Chiefs fans won't like this post
>>153305998>>153305910>outing yourself as a basement dwelling flyover shutinIt's an airport. All of their prices are inflated to hell. If you'd even traveled once in the past like 20 years, you'd recognize this. There's a reason nobody buys anything or eats in airport restaurants unless they have to or are filthy rich.
>>153306034You alright big dog?
>>153305940Who is ryback
>>153305949>tax not included kek, I always forget other people have to pay those
Fuck the Pats haha
>>153306039This
>>153306079The sign says media center. Also i often eat at airports, ive never seen a 7$ water
>>153306019
>>153306088It was RAINING
>>153306083kek i always forget other states have to get state income tax deducted straight out of their pay checks
>>153306079I'd just drive to the bay anon, it's roughly the same distance to seattle for me.
>>153306033I'm torn between that one and this one
>>153306052>we're only going to be better next year>Vrabel COTY
>>153306083And this is how i learn that some states dont have sales tax. Must be nice
>>153306019>I also have no reason to have a melty
>>153306150Yeah well this year they're making me buy a permit for inner tubes and kayaks so it evens out.
>>153306108No. You can read a few paragraphs you peabrained retard. It will be good exercise for your severely undertrained and morbidly obese mind.
Will Stafford be remembered as a Lion or a Ram?
>>153306243Lion
>>153306238>peabrained >morbidly obese mind.Which is it?
>>153306146That's just a dumb Comeback award
>>153306243he'll be remembered as a stat padder
>>153306243>won a SB and an MVP with the ramsgee I wonder
>>153306180I don't. Brady bent the knee. I was right. I continue to not care what literal cuckold and Raiders minority owner legend Tom Brady does with his life in his retirement. What am I supposed to be upset about?
>>153306255Morbidly obese manlets exist. That is your brain.
>>153306243the real question is will the faggot in here a month ago saying Stafford isnt a HOFer admit he was wrong?
>>153306314>I continue to not care>typed anon, several hours into caring
>>153303743If he’s happy I’m happy, but I don’t think I could have fallen in love with a girl that looks like that.
>>153303917Stats don’t win games.
>>153305998Really it's not just for the goyim. A small price to pay to not drink from the same fountain as blacks.
>>153306243He will be enshrined as a Ram, but the Lions being football Siberia will come up in his speech
lol lmao even imagine pretending the seahawks are the evil empire and not the patriots
>>153303917Notice how he still hasn't found an example this hasn't been true for literally every HOF QB with a ring
Will our suffering end?
>>153306333Well if by "care" you mean I'm having fun gloating and making fun of him for bending the knee and kissing New England's feet after everyone pointed out what a waffling disloyal bitch he is, then sure. I "care". Kek. I especially "care" and am having fun laughing at all of the foreigner Brady dickriders gnashing their teeth at New England laughing at Brady. They can't say anything because he cucked out(of course he did, he's a literal cuck) and bent the knee.Also, just pointing out, I haven't even brought it up once. You guys are the ones that keep posting about it and then getting upset when I laugh at you. Kek.
>>153306404It doesn’t even matter if there is one. The object of the game isn’t to put up the best stat line. The object of the game is to win. If the object was to have the better QB stat line Brady would perform accordingly, always passing on the goal line, but since it isn’t he doesn’t give a fuck about stats.
>>153306444cope
that will be $180 dollars + tax + tip
>matt nagy and greg roman run offenseI have no investment in the Giants and even I feel bad for them
hope the shitriots win. i wanna see tons of seethe
>>153306438Patties are so sensitive...
>>153306404There are examples for whatever you're asking for, I'm sure. It's just that you did such a poor job speaking English in both of your responses to me that I haven't really felt compelled to respond to them. If you formulate your question in a manner that actually makes sense in English, I'll respond to it. Because this is what you said the first time:>now find me a HOF QB who didn't win a superbowl without the other one melting down, ill waitYou wanted me to find examples of HoF QBs who did not win a Superbowl without the other one melting down? What the fuck does that even mean? Why do so many Tom Brady dickriders live in Mexico or speak terrible English?
>>153306493What a stupid idea for something to eat.
choose your fighter
I live in San Jose, what are the chances of meeting a player or celebrity just walking around
>>153306525>Look ma, I said the thing againIn what way am I being sensitive?
>>153306534>eatit's 2026. high end food is mostly spectacle now and made to look good on social media
>>153306539lemme git that gin
>>153306539For me? It's gotta be The Patriots Pass. Fun and refreshing combination!
Okay we all know by now that the modern NFL QB sucks. These QBs have regressed from past generations. But what is not talked about enough is just how bad these NFL offenses are and it starts with the coaches. Why does the NFL keep hiring literal bums? All these offenses run the same crap. There is no difference between these coaches. They all suck dick. Stop hiring these young millennials and zoomers with no talent or football experience.
>>153306628>meme martiniThis is a crime, win the owl and then set fire to Levi's.
>>153306567People call Reddit gay, but /sp/ has plenty of this
>>153306477With?
>>153306567Vrabel doesn't have the GUTS to get in the ring.
>>153306314>spends hours writing paragraphs about himYeah, totally not obsessed.
foreshadowing
>>153306786the entire city
You can never have too much cock
>>153306786you are gonna get aids, faggot
>>153306786The Castro
>>153306786You are gonna get stabbed by a drug needle and get aids, faggot
>>153306786you should kys, faggot
>>153306786get your brains curb stomped, faggot
>>153306786patriots locker room
Alright who wants to stretch me out?
>>153305616Vid related https://youtu.be/a8A-GfmCcb4?t=10s
>>153306786The super bowl is in Santa Clara tho
>>153303646>Darnold wins a ring in your home
Has the script leaked yet?
>>153306922Next year...
>>153306979Fuck yeahhttps://youtu.be/GAOgeGOwqu8
>>153306979They should play in the Oakland coliseum.
Leak this bussy
>>153307081banger
Ain't nobody cares about this shit super bowl
>>153307141I'm excited to clown whoever loses it
You're not a man until you've had a man
How do I stop looking at gay porn
who did kay adams pick to win?
>>153307160Forgot to say go Pats.
>>153306979And google is in silicon valley, what's your point fuckwad? Look at a map. It's all one big area.
>>153307165Mmmm Thighs
>>153307141I thought this was just a meme but apparently people are selling tickets at a loss lmao. If they're going to be accused of rigging anyway they should actually start doing it to avoid such dimeless matchups.
>>153307165Ryback
>>153307175Wait, did the script leak?
>>153306539Both of them look good but id have to go with the pats one. I love pomegranate, the 2nd best fruit in the universe
>>15330653912s Fizz easy, gin is the superior hard liquor
How do I start looking at gay porn?
that's very surprising to me. they can't be foolish enough to put all their eggs in the benix basket for next year, and kirk is a great stopgap who has worked with stefanski before. who do they think they can get as a better alternative?
>>153307259>benix basket for next yearpenis will start every game he is healthy or stefanski will be run out of town for being racist
>>153307245Find your nearest Chiefs fan to help you out.
>>153307259They're bottoming out for 2027, or clearing the way for Malik Willis. Tbh we should be talking about Malik Willis more, he's the best free agent QB available, other than Daniel Jones who's nursing an achilles tear rn.
>>153307259Remember when they said it was smart to pay him $180 million and draft Penix?
>>153307259Cousins isnt starting and hes too expensive to be a backup. Therefore, released. They will probably ride micro penis for another year and get serious about a qb for 2027
>>153307259>putting all the penix peanuts in the penix basketThe only rational decision
>Super Bowl visitors find San Francisco better than its apocalyptic image
>>153307141i've felt nothing but apathy or disgust towards any of the owl teams for at least 5 years. at least the games themselves have been either good or at least very satisfying like when the queefs got their shit pushed in last year, but free agency and draft hype still >>> owl hype recently
>>153307259They're gonna get Luke Altmyer in the 4th round
>>153307259they are clearly tanking to try and get a QB in the draft
Thinking of making a big fatass bowl of nachos for myself tomorrow. anyone got any good recipes?
>>153307337Put lots of semen in it
>>153307285>Malik Willis more, he's the best free agent QB availablethats just sad
>>153307337Nachos are awful. Just make everything into a bunch of dips. It keeps your chips from getting soggy and gross.
>>153307337Not written, but I recommend cilantro lime marinated flank steak. Cheap cut of meat that tenderizes well with the marinade.
>>153307334Any quarterback that runs the ball, I don't want. Running is for niggers. Whites are pocket passers.
Who is the bigger KWAB of them two?
what's next for Lamar? Zona? LAR? NYJ?
>>153307386viqueens
>>153307371Great QBs rarely enter free agency. Last one to do so was Stafford, who had 12 years of jack shit to his name in detroit.
>>153307405Stafford was traded, retard
The future is bright (gleaming)!
>>153307362>>153307285so pitts is hitting the market too?
>>153307415Oh shit you're right I'm retarded
>>153307386You really have to ask?
>>153307337I just cook 1lb of ground beef with salt, tajin, and a can of diced green chilies. Sometimes add salsa and let it cook awhile. I assume you can lay out chips and shred cheese and pick your toppings without my help so that should be the hard part.
So do you kiss your bros before the Super Bowl starts or as a good bye?
>>153307259Cousins should never have been a starting quarterback. He was always a backup QB who got a chance when the redskins were shit after the RG3 mistake. Cousins surviving to become this "great" QB is a sign of the times. The quarterbacks and talent in the NFL is regressing. When bums like Flacco and Stafford are still in the league, it's a sign of regression. When QBs like Josh Allen are considered elite, it's a sign of regression.
>>153307405>Great QBs rarely enter free agency. Last one to do so was StaffordForgetting someone?
>TV died right before superbowlalright someone hook me up where the fuck to stream this shit tomorrow
>>153307419This bitch doesn't know anything about football. She came out and white knighted for the modern shit NFL quarterbacks. Stupid cunt.
>>153307441Now Jim Kelly... that was a great quarterback
I could suck a mean log of shit out Mike Vrabel's asshole
>>153307419Is that Top 5 MVP Finalist Justin Herbert?
>>153307455YOU TOO?!
>>153307461Letting Geno Smith go was a horrible move! Seahawks just got worse!
>>153307439I'm more of a kiss the bros before the Superbowl guy but I make sure to give them a goodbye suckBOLT UP
>>153307081This goes hard
If the patriots win the owl, the raiders take their ring away
>>153307498>>153307121He's probably done a song on your city too
>>153307491This was a shockingly common sentiment among us12's but frankly I found it totally wrong. Darnold always looked like a big upgrade to Geno, who was always kind of a Metcalfbab.
>>153307496>BOLT UPbased Herbert enjoyer
>>153307504Geno punking Drake Maye for his ring like "dat's mine, bitch!" and Crosby saying "y'all niggaz trash!"
>>153306992AI is really getting good
>>153307525>>153307496falseflagcharger fans are minasexuals
>>153307488how ominous, the light won't come on for mine. tried different outlet and punching the back of it. don't have another $200 on hand atm
>>153307441Flaccie is not a bum >:(
>>153307175That's the thing, they stepped away from the rigging this season because they made it too obvious last season, americans are too stupid to appreciate good football teams and want a storyline even if massive rigging is involved. I fully expect refs to go all out on helping Josh Allen or Lamar reach the super bowl next season.
What's your favorite part of the male body?
>>153307337No need to stew your beans yourself. Just take some traditional/spicy Rosarita refried beans, add some water to make it a thin consistency, and heat in the microwave before topping the nachos.
>>153307545Begging ya to get a job
>>153307517>us12'sWhat % voted Kamala? No doubt they consider the QB switch from Geno to Sam racist.
>>153307562a mina induced erect penis
>>153307545mine has the same problem. then 2 days later, my heater crapped out...in the same room
>>153307545Very possible you could find one for free on craigslist or facebook anon.
>>153307373Just say you're autistic
>>153307559He is now... too old
>>153307564I make $5k a month and 95% of that income goes to rent and taking care of my parents and my ex wifes son
>>153307577>XLVIII
>>153307588WE DEM BOYZ
>>153307577So you're saying if I got an erection over her right now, you would stare at it admiringly because I'm currently thinking about fucking your waifu? Do you have a cuckold fetish?
>>153307588I wouldn't have posted that, just me personally.
>>153307381You know ball
>>153307588wish I made 5k a month
>>153307602He just excited! because his team is in the super owl
I just can't really get hyped for this years owl. I'll watch it and shitpost about it, but meh.
>>153307577Mina is a DEI hire and doesn't know show. She said that quarterback play has never been better. What a crock of shit.
There's nothing more attractive than a man's anus
>>153307420Unless they franchise tag him, yeah.
i wonder how Tebow makes his nachos
Admit it, the playoffs and super bowl just aren't the same without the Chiefs
It should have been Joshy vs ManLove for the owl this year.... we were robbed of our kino.
>>153306819>>153306865>>153306880Relax, Youngcuck. This is a very straight genny
>>153307647It's not the same because of Roger Goodell and the NFL owners. They suck and they are driving the league into the dirt. Has nothing to do with which team is playing. NFL has been in steady decline since 2016.
the superbowl was two weeks ago in seattle (and by extension, week 16 in seattle) and this whole game is performative
>>153307675>choker vs a game managing choker
>>153307381Flank steak was a cheap cut maybe 15 years ago
Anyone have that webm of that dad and son trying to carry the Super Bowl snacks down the stairs but they spill on the floor?
AAAAACHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>you now remember how big a deal it was for the pile of shit NFC North to play in a wildcard roundhaha, nobody actually took the burrs and puckers seriously, right?
>Vikings have an elite defense>they just need a QB who isn't JJ Mc9gagI'm 100% serious when I say Rodgers should go to the Vikings. It legit makes sense
>>153307691nono anon, the superb owl was the bears beating the packers
>>153307759I think there's a good chance.
>>153307730Mahomes can barely throw the ball 60 yards, his arm strength is garbage now. This is when you know a QB is on their last legs.
>>153307759McCarthy looked good in those last couple of games, I feel that he will improve more next season
>>153307757>NFC North was the best division in football last year!>Win 0 playoff gamesReally makes you think
I recently found out about Quetzalcoatlus. My new favorite prehistoric animal.
Refereeing should be a college major
>>153307793wtf is this real?!
>>153307789>this dude didn't play FF8I'm mashing square, dawg. That mechanical spider is dead meat.
>>153307647you're right, they're better
>>153307811Goodell is going to replace all the reffies with AI soon
>>153307759Are you retarded? Rogers sucks dick now. He's washed up and garbage. Just an old gun slinger without the talent. He's worse than Favre was at the end. Look at the effort he made to tackle the guy who picked him off.... he didn't even try. Just let's them take it to the house. That's the kind of guy you want playing for you? This is his literal last NFL throw.
>>153307825the scars on her boobs tell me she's not a ball knower
>>153307788Bears won a playoff game
>>153307741
>>153307875This year, not last year. Last year the Packers, Vikings and Lions lost to the Eagles, Rams and Commanders in their first game.
>>153307888Goddamn.
>>153307851MODS!!! REEEEEE *SHRIEKS* *POINTS* IT'S JFFM!!! NUKE HIS ASS!! AHHHH!!! I RECOGNIZE THAT MP4!!!HELP ME, JANNY! HE WAS MEAN TO ME EARLIER!
>green day in the big 2026 for the Super Bowl My god is America going through a bush second term phase again?
>>153307913>t. unironically excited to see bad bunny
>>153307948puta madre
>>153307891Reminds of that time before the playoffs this year that some fag was trying to argue that the Patriots were the most fraudulent 14 win team to ever enter the playoffs and I reminded him that the 2024 Vikings existed. The only way the Pats could have matched them is if they lost to the Chargers. He actually got angry and threw a fit and insisted the 2024 NFC North was one of the best divisions ever in football and he made all sorts of excuses for the 15-2 Lions losing immediately, the 14-3 Vikings losing immediately, and the 11-6 Packers also going one and done. Kek.
>>153307948Unironically some Latinos are seething at that too
I can't remember a better day to be on /sp/
>>153307577Every board has this type of anon. Beta simps who pick the worst leftist twats and DEI plants. Their taste and judgment is so poor, I wonder if they're trolling.
>>153307959How'd they get all those wins when they actually sucked? I wonder this about the Toxins and Burrs too.
>>153307990I am, latino goyslop music
>>153308000It's funny how they make all their skin the same color. Movie posters do this, too. And courtroom sketches.
>>15330800028-3 was more fun. Then again, by the time this owl happened, I wasn't posting here during them since I watch every one of them with my family now rather than posting here. I usually post at night after everyone has gone to bed, though. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
>>153307990You spics can keep your fag music
>>153306438this guy's been at it for the last 15 threads straight btw
>>153307888literally nothing to complain about. face?
vaginas are gross
>>153307441directionally true, the first 15 years or so of this millennium were a qb golden age while the current year is a nadir where ocs have to baby the shit out of their qbs to make them look competent (though i'm not sure which caused which), but i disagree on the assessments of those particular players, even if cousins got way overpaid more than once
>>15330803428-3 was also fantastic but the mutt humiliation ritual made this one sweeter imo
>>153308061don't come here
>>153308042>admitting you've been sitting in the last 15 gennies
>>153308061fuck off we're full
>>153308061Los Angeles
>>153308099Cope
>>153308061minneapolis, make sure to act as aggressive and confrontational as possible towards law enforcement agents
>>153308061Portland
>>153308109LA will lose their teams just like before, watch
these boys are getting way too good at tucking
>>153308066Kek
>>153307842Yeah but the alternative is JJ McCarthy
>>153308061new york city fits all the criteria
>>153308124LA doesn't have it's NFL teams. It's not a football city. IT's all fake 2020 garbage.
why don't any of the ladies posted have a penis?
>>153308161if that's a metaphor for my team's last two seasons, there was absolutely zero lube involved, but my preferences weren't taken into account either
>>153308187Because they are not gas worthy fags like you. Please rope.
my vikies dont get burrow and jefferson will demand a trade :(
>>153308215vikies get nothing good ever
>>153308124LA doesn't have a football team, the two closest ones to LA are in Inglewood.
>>153308144No can do amigo
>>153308231Like those Santa Clara 49ers and those Arlington Cowboys
>>153308262The Landover Commanders
Just got done shopping for ingredients for my crab dip :)
>>153308215It's a snow elf! Hello, snow elf! I can't believe you've graced our thread. Finnish people are special little angels and we love every single one of them. I can't believe one came to our thread. Hello, friend! *waves* I don't like the Vikings, but I'm sure you yourself are a wonderful person.
>>153308262Yes
>>153308297Noice I’m too lazy to cook so I got stuff I can put in the oven for the owl
>>153308305hello, i will now bless your sauna! :Dhttps://www.hetkisauna.com/post/the-sauna-elf-a-quiet-guardian-of-finnish-tradition
>>153307679Now here's a guy that really really likes women
>>153308413sauba :DDDDD
>>153308271>My Lando Commandos :)
>>153308413What a blessed day. Thank you, kind Snow/Sauna Elf.
>>153307888That's a man
I tip my hat to the chad anon who posted those webms.
This superb owl is kill because everyone wanted it to be Boston/LA. Because those are the two best sports cities in America.
Redskins fans - are you really so cucked by woke DEI in the NFL that you call your own team the commanders? Serious question. If you have any pride you would not call them commanders. Why do you demean yourselves by calling them by their new soft name?
The People wanted Seattle/Buffalo, but were cruelly denied this by Josh Allen being a retard.
won't be watching this pozzed owlbut i do hope the patriots win
>queefies trying to meme that an owl without them is boringpathetic
Im not excited for this superbowl because it feels like a thursday night slopfest game with two mid QBs.Trannybunnys half time show being in that dirt golblin yik yak language certainly is the final nail in the coffin for me.
tick tock Patties
This bowl is gonna be some 46-42 shootout
This bowl is gonna be some 6-3 snoozefest
>>153308577>with two mid QBs.They have both been top 5 QBs this season1. Stafford2. Maye3. Allen4. Caleb5. Darnold
Joe Bussy
>>153308682>>153308702samefag
rip pats. if it aint TB12, it aint nothin
Caleb Williams has successfully sissified the entire city of Chicago.
>>153308719Look at that list. What a fucking joke. This league has no good quarterbacks. Stafford winning MVP at age 40 is embarrassing for the league.
where's he throwing
>>153304570Without a ring he probably needs 2-3k more yards and another dominant season. But he deserves it purely on the way he plays the game, dude is one of one.
>>153308800>throw int to Curl>curl route couldve caught itthe kid can ball
Luke Kuechly isn't good enough for the hall of fame, and he damaged with sport by crying about concussions.
>>153308776Gen Z is the gayest generation
>Caleb Williams has successfully sissified the entire city of Chicago.>where's he throwing>the dumb statmuse picture comparing Williams and Jayden DanielsWhen is this dude gonna get tired of spamming this shit in every thread?
>>153308845So you are okay with NFL players painting their nails like fags? This is part of an agenda orchestrated by kikes.
>>153308828If you lead the league in combined or solo tackles twice as an linebacker you are already in elite company.
>5 hour long thread the day before the superb owl.Damn, /nfl/ is dead.
>>153307878why were they carrying it by the lip like that?
Patriots win a close game or the Seahawks btfo the Pats. It's only going to be one of these two outcomes.
>>153308845Green Gay is eternally mindbroken
Cucked by enemy leadheads.
>2 TDS, 0 INTS, 62% Comp, 92.5 RTG>4 TDS, 5 INTs, 52% Comp, 65.9 RTGHe Won
What are yall eating tomorrow for the owl?
>>153308877The shitposters have won, flyovervscoastie was the final nail, no one can put up with it anymore.
CoastGODS won.
>>153308924broccoli and carrots
>>153308929he said eating not cramming
>>153308877Have you ever considered that the quality of the NFL is going down?
>>153308948This is the best season we've had in half a decade, it's the bots and dead internet that are killing the thread.
Have you ever considered this bussy
>>153308798Bring back 2 a days, problem solved
>anyone who doesn't like the zesty negro flyover fraud we spammed must be an enemy leadheadkek jesterguild
>>153308964best season in half a decade how? Also half a decade as in the 2020s? The 2020s have been the worst years in football history in total.
>>153308946i dont know what that means
>>153308948even so the NFL is the best product on tv so enjoy the decline I guess
>>153308924Double roasted honey glazed peanuts wrapped in crispy maple bacon over a bed of white cheddar mac and cheese with a side of triple fried pizza dough and some riDGEd chiPs.
How's your teams black QB working out for you?
go back to pissing off the divegrass faggots chikaner, at least they deserve it because they shit up the rest of the board
>>153307990I don’t know any Latinx that likes bad bunnyI only know him because he was in wrassling for a bit
>>153308988>best season in half a decade how?No clearly dominant team, multiple zero to hero teams, close shootouts and overtime in important games, really good and closely contested divisional matchups, playoffs had a bunch of teams that have never won an owl. Are you blind or just retarded?
>>153309002best product on TV? Most people dont' even pay to watch the NFL. Most people dont' even pay for TV anymore. You have to literally pirate streams to watch the NFL in most houses.
>>153309006Jalen won an owl but he's white
>>153309029That's the sign of regression, not growth of the sport. Are you retarded? Parity in the NFL is not a good thing. It means that everyone is mediocre.
>>153309018He’s stopped going to divegrass threads because they finally understand he’s a self hating brown so they stopped giving him (you)sSo now he goes to /mlb/ because of doyernewfags and /nfl/ because burrfags keep falling for his baitYou want him to go away? Stop giving him attention
>>153309029https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jAanwln66a0
>>153309034zoom zoom "knowledge"
>>153308776These look like Naperville niggas to me.
>>153309006He threw 4 interceptions in the divisional round and will probably still get paid
>>153309046>Parity in the NFL is not a good thing.Oh so you are retarded, carry on then.
>>153309063No it's zoom zoom knowledge to think the opposite. If you think that quarterbacks are playing well. If you think that the quality of the NFL is good, this is zoomer knowledge. You have not watched football when it was good. You hate everything old, so you default to accepting whatever slop is fed to you.
>>153308964Why is there so little interest, though? I guess I'm confused because as a football guy, the main thing I appreciate here is the ability to banter. I don't love all of it, but I love that it's unrestricted. Sometimes it's annoying and people are dicks, but most people don't go overboard.Is this really valued so little in 2026? Where have all the bros gone? Are people really happier with Reddit style discussion where people have to restrain and censor themselves? I know it keeps things a little more civil but it also sanitizes the fuck out of it and part of the fun here is how anything can be said. Maybe it really is an extreme niche I guess...
You're ashamed of your black QB but cucked into pretending you like him.
>>153309080Regression means every team regressing to the mean average. All teams are average and they all call the same plays. This is not entertaining. There are no more stars in the league. Nobody is truly great. Everyone is just mediocre.
>>153309046If you want to watch the same teams win you can always watch soccer
>went shopping for super bowl snacks>ate them today
>>153303675I imagine he's still not 100%, but this seems like the time to sacrifice a little long term durability given it's the owl.
>>153309113The reason why same teams win over and over is because of athletic excellence. Because of playing well. Because of having good coaches. The Modern NFL has none of that.
>>153309034I don't have to pay a single cent to watch all my teams game, all I need is an antenna
>>153309138Most households dont even have TVs anymore
Explain how he's wrong without sounding mad. Sportsballers rule the world
oh shit curling is on and you n-bombs are still arguing about flying over
>>153309029I agree with you this year has been pretty kino, not a lot of primetime slurpers.
crazy how the hall of fame is now seen as illegitimate by hall of famers themselves
>>153309149well because transvestites are gross I wouldn't want one in my house either
>>153309091Like I said, it's the bots and the shitposters that are indistinguishable from bots. I fully agree with you about the freedom of barely moderated board like this, it's significantly more fun than the canned "inside jokes" and echo chambers of reddit or Instagram. But after 3 months of every single attempt at legit discussions only getting you called a flyover, or someone talking about ryback, or just replacing a word with bussy it becomes tiring, it's just not worth participating in. 10 years ago maybe 20% of posts were completely irrelevant shitposts, these days it's the vast majority, it feels like screaming into the void and there's no fun in that.
>>153308877A bunch of anons seem to have left after the sharty hack, and then more left when it was revealed that 4chan really was a jewish honeypot via those emails and mods have been giving out harsh bans over small shit. It's actually kind of a miracle that /nfl/ and /sp/ are still this active actually.
>>153309178This was a good class aside from the bill snub
wait so the fudgepackers had a gay top QB and then a black QB and the bears decided they needed to get a gay bottom black QB in response? Did they put estrogen in lake Michigan or something? That's deeply humiliating for both of them lol
>>153308877It's actually always like this. There's only 2 fanbases left that give a shit
>>153309227>the freedom of barely moderated board like thisit has been the opposite of this recently
>>153309161Ended many hours ago you retard
List of active quarterbacks who made the Pro Bowl every season they played:>Shedeur Sanders
>>153309249If you're getting banned it's entirely on you, probably stop talking about politics or jews or whatever. I haven't been banned in months and it was only because I was posting straight up porn in a primetime game thread.
>>153309254mixed doubles is on rn
>>153309282what time do you think it is in Italy anon
>>153309029You're right but there are two flaws to these playoffs that really just boils down to one thing: nobody likes the SB matchup outside of the teams in it. The rest has been spectacular.The flaws are that the Patriots winning genuinely gives everyone bad feelings and vibes and the other flaw is that the Seahawks are a dull, boring team that nobody cares about and nobody wants them to win either. Their only interest in this SB is that they want to see the Patriots thrashed and embarrassed. They don't want the Seahawks to win and they don't care that it's the Seahawks doing it, it's just that they hate Boston with a passion.It's not that it won't be good football; it will be. It's that they wanted the final 2 to be just about anyone else in the playoffs(Bills/Jaguars/Broncos/Texans/Steelers/Rams/Eagles/Bears)
>>153308877its a fucking boring ass superbowl. What do you want people to be excited about? Vegas seems to think Seattle rolls the Patriots, and people just arnt interested in Ghost Bitch or Fake Gaye.ever since the championships games ive taken a break form here, whats there to discuss? Many anons feel the same way and come back around the draft.
>>153309289im not in italy and i never said its live
>>153309341
>>153309344TWO posts early!?
five hunnit
>>153309028I didn't know that. Explains why he looks roided up.
>>153304582>mouthbreathingTop tier offense
>>153304202>All ProCounts> Pro BowlNo longer counts. It's the Shadeur Effect.
