No mens games until Wednesday the 11th>>153293232
USA USA
>>1533069031st for patiently waiting for Gary's glorious return
Gay son or thot daughter
>>153306903
>>153306903My Canadasies didn't score yet on 15 shots
>>153306928Gay son I'd be proud of Crosby as a son
What will the cope be if Canada win again
>>153306989how do you mean?
Can anyone explain to a non-hockey guy here why the NHL decided to send players to the Winter Olympics again?
I get all my news from the Fortean Times
>>153306989I'd be amazed if somebody who isn't canada/us makes the finals
>>153306989They've already started coping, think they'll rally around "we didn't have our best roster" and then resort to the usual 1993 spam. Will be a fun breakdown to watch
>>153306989>if
>hard at work reformating and editing the New Canadian Cope
What will the cope be if bud win again
>>153306989usa winning would be so funny because everyone would have to pretend bill guerin and mike sullivan are good
>>153307083Trb is too easy a target, asterisk rape
>>153306947>>153306957>>153307070Rape victim posts Rape victim
tage thompson PPG in OT for the gold against canadacap it
>>153307182>PPG in OTasterisk medal
How will USA take ANOTHER 4 years without gold? It's been 46 years.
>>153307339same way your country deals with the '93 process, one day at a time.
>>153307339hockey gold is your department, Maplestahn>ya fucking stoned idiots
>>153307339by pretending it doesnt matter
xhe's 46 years oldnever kissed a girl
>canada loses to the us in the gold medal game>quebec secedes out of embarrassment >civil war starts as canadian regulars invade montreal>us enters on the side of the french>years of attritional trench warfare ensues>uneasy peace is eventually reached, making quebec an unincorporated US territoryand thats how quebec becomes french puerto rico
>>153307414just one step closer to Unity, lads
>>153307372>>153307435raped bitch
>there are anons posting itt who seriously follow this
>>153307445BRUTAL MOGGING
>>153307445get you ass in gear. That needs to be a more convincing shutout
>>153307414imagine a quebecois bad bunny...
>>153307435I'm ready to join new new brunswick
>>153307445least dangerous lead
I got banned for saying I don't have time to watch the OlympicsNeedless to say I evaded that shit immediately
>>153307514they hate you for you told the truth
>>153306901Your confession means literally nothing cause everyone always knew from the beginning.
>>153307499As soon as I read this, I had a powerful hunger for a lobster roll
How you canadas only has 1 goal the switzerland
>>153307372shut up you useless retard
>>153307514Actually it was probably because you frequently quote multiple posts followed by the words "raped bitch"
>>153307635swiss pikemen were the best defensive units in medieval ii total war
>>153307635They ended the first scoreless; it's never been more over
>>153307624>immediately starts thinking about food
Reminder the mens Olympic games are illegitimate
>tournament pre cope
>>153307644>raped retard on vpn crying about being called a raped bitchKWAB you lost to bud
>>153307644THANK YOU ANON for being the thread police I really think you are spending your time usefully.
>>153307663it would be >us and them competing for gold
>>153307663>that center depth>that defenceGrim
>>153307695He is; and you're very observant >and I'm pretty good at transcribing stuff, we should all be mildly proud
>>153307010probably a combination of the players pushing for it along with (canadian) broadcasters who desperately need something to draw viewership especially when the even is in a incompatible timezone, also the NHL needing IIHF cooperation for future international tournaments that will be run by the NHL (world cup) which they didn't get for 4nations
>>153307742>come to the sports board>make a thread saying you dont care about sports>hurrrr why I banned
>>153307777> delicious quads
You reckon that Costa Rican anon will come around farming yous during this break?
i reckon that bud + 1 = trb
Even Marchand has making jokes about Bennett on his instagram
>>153307840>You reckon that [my vpn] will come around farming yous during this break?why are you dumb and raped?
My Hobart Statesmen are 21-0-0. They’ve won the last 63 games at home and are looking virtually unstoppable. Somehow the all but guaranteed 4peat just isn’t as exciting for me.
>>153307958Fuck Yeah
>>153306928I read that as Gary son at first
>>153308070
>>153308070I'd take a Gary son in a heartbeat.
What did Marchand mean by this?
>>153308310I don’t think Bennett would get away with it in the Olympics. So I hope he tries.
>>1533083352
>>153308335which one is the furthest one away from JT Miller? 3 looks good
>>153308335seat number 4 comes with a small chance of seeing a nude of tate mcrae
>>153308335as far from the tkat-cuks as possible
Please remember that Finnish people are Snow Elves and we love and respect them here on 4chan. Being blessed with their presence is truly a gift that you should treasure. They're rare, kind, intelligent people. Make sure you are friendly to them and remind them how loved they are should you encounter one, and they might just bless you with a Finnish name like Mikko or Haannen or something.
>>153308416Or curse you with a name like Jesse
>>153308416
>>1533083351 and talk about marner the whole flight
>>153308416elves are demons
OK, now the score is looking a little more respectable>welcome back, Canada
>>1533083356 and ask them what its like playing in the worst parts of the usa
>>1533083512 would be the most normal but you’d have no room in the middle because they’re both huge
>>153308416>t.
i hope gary drops the pucks on time tonig->next game on the 25th
>>153308735Watch some minor league puck and open your mind, pekka
>>153308735!! Snow elf! I can't believe one showed up. We were just talking about your people!Please, kind Finnish snow elf...bless me with a sacred name of your people! I have spread the word of your purity and grace!
>not hibernating until Gary League begins anew
it's called the nhl not the gary league
>>1533083352I want to witness goalie autism
>>>iT's cAllLd tHe NhL nOt ThE gArY lEaGuE
>scoreless draws
>>153309110>thank you to all the wonderful fans>BOOOOOOOOOO>haha you're so hospital, what a great city, so passionate!>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why are there no updates about all the other hockey players in Milan yet?
I hate women so much, I just got in to a uuuuuuuuuge fight with my lady because KFC sucks so fucking bad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntDsXdk3PIQ cute
>hospital
You guys are fucking super gay.
I'm not gay I'm black
Why is there so much curling in the winter olympics?
I don't get any of the contract or drafting stuff. I don't understand UFAs, RFAs, and trade deadlines. I just wanna watch some dang hockey.
>no games tonight fucking shit, guess I’m drinking tonight.
My fart smells like KFC
My penguins (:
Literally the ONLY Gold that ever mattered>but Vanco-no one cares
they do look bundled up all warmlike
>>153309547binner seems so chill but you'd think he's a psycho with his antics
Canadians don't seem to have values
>>153307110guerin is winning the cup this year bb
I decided to give Gary my goy bux and bought a USA Matthews jersey.
>>153309695Why did Otter do that with his hat his head is already ginormous
>>153309742No you didn't
>>153309605i follow it more closely but i feel like the hard salary cap makes all of our stuff retard class-levels of complexity compared to the other sports
Are they anymore games tonight or that's it until tomorrow?
why isnt shannon in milano cortina? you guys told me he was a rich influencer.
>>153309796That'a it
>>153309796you can watch AHLhttps://www.youtube.com/live/6enSpbJLhOI?si=h6WOCXRypQMrhbIK
>>153309695cute :3
>>153309825thanks
>>153309815he needs to take care of his cats
>>153309761Yes she did
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dipping cold cuts in a can of mustard like im tony soprano
It's become clear that the only people posting right now are the blog posting losers so I will be going on hiatus until the olympics are over. Enjoy your 3 week schizo circle jerk.
>>153310159I hope the /hoc/ pwhl player wins gold :)
>>153310159its ok to leave and come backyou cherish it more
>>153310233I'll try my best!
>>153310159Retard
sparty :)
>>153310159Miss you babe
Why don't the Tongva bang a drum and dance in front of Billy Irish's mansion?
>>153309591>I'm blackGet well soon :<
>>153309547McDavid seemed off in that vid
a femboy is physically abused every time the oilers and team canada lose
>>153310571Canada has no economy. Every canadian is a loser unless they are in assets owning class.
>>153310571Brother , every Canadian is abused. We have no economy and no growth. The only thing that saved me from it is not being born working class.
>>153310603This is true all across the deindustrialized west
>>153310571Americans also. Tbh. Every one that isn’t upper class is being abused. I am surprised there are no protests or revolutions like France.
>>153310656Damn. You agreed. I am used to anons arguing back.
Oh look the commies are here
im an australian on holiday in america, my american friends have told me to support the sharks. how fucked am i?
>>153310656I am so used that to people arguing with me or coping back lmao. One thing I noticed is rich people believe anything I say, but poor people will argue or disbelieve. Happens everywhere. The last person that agreed with me was 2 days ago and he makes 1.1m a year. And another is some guy whose family owns factories and he made 20m a year. lmfao.
>>153310698Wait, I thought this was the olympic thread. Am I in the wrong thread?
>>153310703You seem like a real fucking moron
>>153310716Yes, now fuck off tourist
>>153310721No. It is just how it is. Rich people know it is possible. Poor people IMMEDIATELY reply with>no you dont>yeah and im bill gatesetc
>>153310735Oh, you called me tourist. Now I have to stay.
>>153310738No one gives a fuck.
>>153310757No one gives a fuck.
>>153310716this is the olympic break thread, the olympic hoccie thread is eslewhere. in the meantime we've been stood down
wtf canadians aren't polite at all, i have been misled
I give a fuck about every /hoc/ post
>>153310759Your country has no economy and youre poor. Lmao. Enjoy the recession.
>another vpntardFantastic.
>>153310772The break until Wednesday or until tomorrow/tonight-late-night?
>>153310774shut up