Previous >>153277318>schedulespromiedos.com.ar
fuck a.nal
>>153310748Those are Bolivians, not Caribbeans though.
One of the best threads ever
>riBer gayOH NO NO NO NO
>yup, that's me, you might be wondering how I got myself in this situation
https://old.reddit.com/r/riverplate/comments/1qyuxz4/dur%C3%ADsimo_baldazo_de_agua_fr%C3%ADa_ante_tigre_de_local/We're in here
beleza
>>153311137I always pull the best editions
>>153311198and the best merca
Calleri tem 4 gols em 5 jogosE o Gabigord, Pedro Queixada, Yuri Memealberto, Keio Jorge, Dudu pena curta, Hulk bunda grande, Fraco Lopez, Vitor Bater na Mae Choque?Chupem seus invejosos do caralho. BANDO DE INVEJOSOSVcs nao conseguem dormir sabendo que o Calleri ama o São Paulo e não se vendeu para nenhum clube árabe ou West Ham da vidaCHUPEM!
gooooal of defence and justice, 1- 0 in the curious marcelo bielsa
a macaco just sharted all over the thread
>>153311169>>153310734rent-free
CHUPEM
meu mengão imparável
>>153311198You're the man
Ficaram até tarde secando o mengaum?
>>153311281Borré tem 5Robson has 7Carlos vinicius tiene 8
goooooal miliquero pone el 2 - 0, nuels lose in the curious marcelo bielsa at the end of the first half while people's chanting players the pussy of your mother
Not even pissi could fix Niuls at this point
lmao and messi is supposed to return to this shit team
>>153311502>messi fixing anything Everyone knows Messi is looking for the door
It happened in 2007It is happening again
>>153311557>2007>post ends in 7bros...
>>153311557It’s literally IMPOSSIBLE that riber gets relegated again
>>153311557Rodada de goleadas
>SE VAN, SE VANlos meó en su propia cancha
>>153311660welcome to boca?
Hubo homenajes a pity martinez en el monumental
>>153311561>la septima
Chupa mas chupa com gostoInvejosos, satanistas, bando de gente que nao vale nadaCHUPEM
jugadooooress
This si gallardo worst defeat in river
goooooooal potrillo puts the 3-0 in the curious marcelo bielsa, nuels lifeless, heated climate in rosario, angry people chanting players the pussy of your mother even more now, half hour to play
All my older relatives are hooked on AI slop on boomerbook
>>153311356That was me tho... I'm sorry :(
>>153311896Sao paulo will be relegatedScreencap this
>>153311622Nah noe they have gallardo, a club idolWho did they have in 2007?
Nob? More like Noob lol
>>153311983Pasarella and simeone
arias did stay in argentina because he still wants to play in the national team lmafooooooo
>>153311281Gabigol, 4 gols só em finais de libertadores, inúmeros títulos>Pedronem vale a pena numerar>Yuri AlbertoPROTAGONISTA de um título de copa do brasil>Kaio Jorge Jogou em time grande na europa>Hulkmulticampeão>Flaco Roquecolecionando títulos no verdazzojogou no barcelonaRecolha-se em sua insignificância com esse pé de rato que levou a glória do trabalho feito pelo LUCIANO e NESTOR
>>153312032OhThey are so getting relegated
gooooaaaaaalazo de coccaro, nuvels, makes the discount, 1 - 3 in rosario
Banfield bros...Newells. Bros...Chicó bros...só sei que foi assim
Empató cerro con los brasileños de 2 de mayo
>>153312148kek
>3 green flags in a row was this the first fart itt?
>>1533122233? What comes after 3?FourI can only count to fourI can only count to fourI can only count to fourI can only count to fourI can only count to fourI can only count to four
When I was a young boy
>>153312092>Jogou em time grande na europakekYuri Alberto nao chega aos pés do CalleriSe o Corinthians tivesse Calleri, aquela final contra porcas era papo de 4x1 e olhe lá, o Bagre Alberto perdeu 3 golsForam entrevistar torcedores do Palmeiras para qual jogador do SPFC eles queriam, 95% disse CalleriOs caras tem $ e Vitor Roque e 95% da torcida quer Calleri.Não adianta, quem acompanha sabe a qualidade do argentino
>>153312289oof you got that soulless "campo VIP" shit in Brazil too?
gooaaaaal nievels discount again, 2 - 3 in rosario, last minute, tic toc for the duo orsi-gomez, awful campaign so far for them and the team
>>153311877>77muito assustador
Viendo la reacción de gonza cardozo, la cantidad de bolivianos que pasan y que hablan. Y estos les piden documentos a los de Boca? Hahahaha milei hace un ICE y deporta el 90%
>>153312297Yuri alberto was the top scorer 2 years agoCalleri was never the top scorer
>>153312492Tira os gols do Paulista e coloca qtos gols o Yuri Alberg fez no BrasileirãoAgora olha qtos gols calleri fez em 2022 e 2023 quando ele nao tava machucado
Quantos gols Calleri fez nos ultimos 36 meses contando com o gol de hoje(detalhe 9 meses machucado)Jonathan Calleri marcou 36 gols nos últimos 36 meses (de 8 de fevereiro de 2023 até 8 de fevereiro de 2026, incluindo o gol de hoje).Yuri Alberto marcou 42 gols nos últimos 36 meses (de 8 de fevereiro de 2023 até 8 de fevereiro de 2026).Olha aí seu viado do caralho, o Calleri ficou 9 meses parado e eles tem praticamente mesmo numero de golsChupa verme imundo, mentiroso, invejoso, safado
Vitor Roque marcou 30 gols nos últimos 36 meses (de 8 de fevereiro de 2023 até 8 de fevereiro de 2026).AEHUAEHUEAHEUAHEAUHAUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEAUEA
>>153312607Wasn’t Yuri Alberto a meme a few months ago?
>>153312522Yuri alberto was the joint top scorer of brasileirao in 2024!!!
incredible subplot from Newells these last 4 years
>>153312607Entao o calleri tem mesmo menos gols?Obrigado por sua concessão
>>153311896A gente ganhou do PRIMAVERA seu FILHA DA PUTA
>>153312821Dont do it clube atlético mineiro!!!! Life is lifegem!!!!
>>153311057Demichelis was sacked for less
>>153311057Michotelis was sucked for less
riBer got raPed
>>153313501What does BP stand for?
>>153313669blue penis
>>153313669BraP
I retire what i previously said about blue penises, i have since realized the implications of my comments and will not commit this mistake again in the future
Hoy juegaUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'-ca.
Boca will lose 3-0 and bosteros will use this opportunity to make fun of river fans for losing with a higher score screencap this post
Nenhum corinthiano mesmo dps de ganhar 2 titulos fala que o Yuri Alberto é melhor que o CalleriEles já se acostumaram q ele é bagre mas faz uns golzinhos pq é esforçadoMas na real se vc ver corinthiano sério falando, o sonho deles era ter um 9 tipo CalleriMesma coisa torcedores do Palmeiras quando Calleri meteu 23 gols em 2022 com tornozelo quebrado
>Corinthians empata em casa aos 46>TIME DO POVO TIME DA FIEL NUNCA DESISTE QUE TORCIDA MEUS AMIGOS QUE ATMOSFERA LINDA>São Paulo vence de virada dps de tomar um gol cagado com 40 mil torcedores sábado chovendo>OLHA AI QUE LIXO QUE MERDA
>>153313669Bean Police
>>153314629Why are you like this
>>153314734You can't hide the truth.
>>153314769You can't hide from me
How do we even stop Tigre this yeat?
Today we see the start of a new era in Brazilian football.
>>153314847The same way you deal with a tigre in real life
>>153312821>Curica-Itaquera station, disembark on the right side of the train
INTE day
>Diante de quase 40 mil pessoas, Timao leva susto mas com apoio de sua FIEL TORCIDA vira e mostra força em casaMas como é o São Paulo vc nao vai ver isso.
>>153314847Why? I like tigers
>Brasileirao will have playoff just like in ArgenchinaTrikaschizo was saying this for the past 3 years. I think he is right
>>153317424Habia que nerfearlos. Also I told you he will become president of são paulo
Sao Paulo is going to win Sudamericana this year
>Vasco da Gama - Botafogo todaylol
>>153317532who? what?
You take a ArgenchadAnd put him in controlWatch him become a ChadWatch spaghetti ao molhoJust like the Argen kikeLed rats through the streetsWe dance like Milei votersSwaying to the symphony of milanesa
I am a chad, always hit the markArgenchad, working after darkLooking through the nightUsing infra-red, my target's on RiquelmeAimed at Polenta head
>>153314825But I can run.
How was Gallardo coletiva? did he speak?
>>153318018He screamed “DÓNDE ESTÁS BORJITA”at the top of his lungs and drowned himself in two bottles of wine
>>153318056Unironically Zé Ricardo and Jair Adventure are better coaches than him
Please just leave the funny song writing to us, it's cute to see other flags try but you are only embarrassing yourself and the general.
>>153318084Pinola and gabigol ruined him
>>153318110It's not funny
OLÉ OLÉ OLÉOLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÁOLÉ OLÉ OLÉCADA DÍA COMO MÁS POLENTAONIONS ARGENTINOES UN SENTIMIENTO YA QUIERO FARTEAR
>>153318110Did I ask you anything
O Santos vai perder hoje e eu vou colocar no canal da Isabel para ver ela chorarEu fico com pena mas ao mesmo tempo eu gosto de ver ela triste
Total goals in carreer 124x 119Titles1 national league (russia x argentina)1 copa do brasilYuri alberto and calleri are mostly evenBut yuri alberto is younger and heathier
>>153317532>cruzamento na lua que o lateral teve que salvar kekcerteza que teve algum maluco falando>olha esse passe mêo, o calebe é gênio
Please win botafogoI want to see Russo vascaino seethe
Friday the 13th: Inter Miami vs Independiente del Valle
today is the huracan vs san lorenzo clasico
It's over for Santos.Neymar won't play.
>>153320147o Santos joga bola, amigo, diferente de uns times que precisam de expulsão e pênalti pra ganhar o Santos sempre foi raça e técnica, não me venha com seu pessimismo
>>153319766anulo mufa
>>153319766Botafogo will play their u20s, they're already guaranteed as the top of the groupWhich would make everything funnier if Vasco fumbles this
i can save her
We ran outta beans.
>>153320658Join the bean parade
>>153320267Uniao sinistra alvinegra
>>153320685Is that what they call bope in the favela?
I always wait for a non-green flag to post before me so that the anon who complains about consecutive green flags won't complain
Top scorers in brazil this yearCarlos vinicius (gremio) 8 goalsRobson aka palmeiras father (novorizontino) 7 goals
Wtf jordy caicedo has 3 goals in the argentinian league
no refunds
>>153320628Can you handle her though? She doesn't want SBC.
>says the tiniest peepee in conmebol
>>153321572brasilero players just can't play boludoball
>>153321671i bet she can get satisfied with MBC
>>153321572>cAnibal MorenoKWAB, can't wait for him doing some retarded shit against Bokita
>>153322520sneaky vini has 100 stealth points, he couldn't see him
>>153322520the logical nickname would be animal moreno doe
?
vaskek is so irrelevant that people forget to call their frauds
>>153322687I hate when Alaska and her friends barge into my house like that
>>153322687fewer monkeysmore cows
/ourboy/ just scored>>153300262
>>153323055perro caca golazo insane
>>1533111788 hours of sleep is essential
>>153323555KekWtf is wrong with these peopleAt least he can read
How can allison be such a good goalie and such a bad one at the same time?
Has Gallardo committted sudoku yet?
>>153324575>br gk>goodpick one
Behold! The new World Cup champion
>>153321572I used to think that Felipe Luis was retarded for using Ayrton Lucas instead of Vina. I still think that he is retarded for thinking that AL is a decent LWB, especially considering how he likes a good defense.
>>153326004Well, yeah, the guy who coached and played at top level is smarter than you
DEU GREEN....
>>153322414I am really surprised by this. I thought this was the solution for bover
>>153326216He hadnt coached at top level yet back then
>>153326376Why do we keep watching this shit sport?
O SANTOS ESTÁ GANHANDO NA BOLA E NA HONESTIDADE
Santos vai tomar a virada
>>153327083contra o poderoso Noroeste
Antony scored. Julian disnt score.
Juventud bros....Racing munich bros....U de chile bros....Remo and paysandu are playing rn btw
>>153327307teve time que precisou do protocolo pênalti + expulsão pra ganhar então cale a boquinha
Furiabros...
This dude is really bragging about winning against a serie D team
>>153321876>the nazi dickWe are just built different.
>me gustan los amigos, los asados y este queso bien cortadolol this quilmes ad with di maria It sounds like he's obviously reading a script
>>153328051>ad is scriptedno way
>>153328051retard
Se vc pudesse escolher só 1 pra comentar os jogos do teu time, qual vc escolheria?Eu literalmente iria de Galvao Bueno pq ele tá senil e é engraçado
Gabriel Barbosa O Gol acaba de sair de campo esbravejandoFudeu pro Voivoda
>>153328210dava um tiro em todos
>>153328051>It sounds like he's obviously reading a scriptWHAT? HOW DARE HE
>>153328264Gabigol said that the next paulistão games (including this one) are like a World Cup final for Santos
>>153325826deja de salar a la gente, come mierda
>>153328210Gordão Youtube
>>153311137because I'm here
FOI PENALTI
Queria ser mulher
HOJE É GUERRAQUERO NEM SABER
A Alaska nao tem 1 musculo no corposó pele e gorduraNojento
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZzv9txTzZo
>Cruzeiro is winningWhat a sad thing. I was hoping to see Tite being humiliated.
Em 5 anos o Villani estará gritando "GUOOOOOOOOL" e falando "Nosso Flamengo tem mais 3 substuições"
>>153329235Quem?
>>153328210Craque Neto
women need a bit of fact this has been proved
Corinthians prepara ações para o Dérbi contra o Palmeiras:• Taças do Paulistão, Copa do Brasil e Supercopa • Torcidas organizadas vão receber uma placa homenageando a invasão em Brasília • Gaviões da Fiel (a escola) vai dar uma volta olímpica com bandeiras • Pagode no intervalo
>>153329004VAI PRA FRENTE!
é impressionante como o vaskek é desprezado, não lembro de um time jogar um clássico com time todo reserva independente da circunstância mas o botafogo tirou o vasco pra merda dentro do pinga mijo são sanitário
>>153327561Lá ele
thread turned into /bra/ out of nowhere
an invitation to stay tuned
>>153330747I don't see posts about nordestinos.Also don't invoke the "green flags" counter npc.
>>153330781but everyone is speaking portuguese just like /bra/
>>153330811Are you gonna cry about it?
>>153330779sonido ambiente stream would be so KINO
just played a Fifa game against a dude named FandeGabiNeves with a students shieldCrazy
My phone is full of porn
wtf is this curtains
I put a work profile on my phone and now I'm afraid to look at anything
Vasco btwI can't believe Brenner can score a goal!
>>153331342Time do Palmeiras é forte pra caralho. Puta merda. Sou palmeirense mas só agora caiu a ficha.
Só branquinhas gostosas na torcida do Corinthians
>>153330993yes. can you please stop?
>>153331492No, I will speak even more
>>153331507pretty please?
Vasco scores against 10 teenagers playing for Botafogo after 60 minutes!!
>>153331620does that upset you?
Vasco again btw
Golazzo!!!!!!
Vasco faz o segundo, de pênalti, contra 10 jogadores prepubescentes do Botafogo
based seahawks shirt guy in the huracan crowd
>bueno, por lo menos elevamos la vozlmfao
GOLAÇOOOOOO
Ai que rico it is to be corintiano and trans
>>153322687Cute!
O pinga mijo de São Sanitário está em festa, o Vasco vai vencendo o Botafogo
okay, it does upset him
Bernabei to Riber
buracan - san memenzo, puta mierda de partido so far
>CBF did not congratulate Neymar for his birthday>His friends (slaves) went to complain on InstagramThis is the guy that was supposed to bring the hexa
>>153332370if he was argentinean he'd a world champion, let that sink in.......
>>153332370Eu sempre estive certo a geração Neymar destruiu futebolÉ tipo caso Epstein, mundo nunca será o mesmoEle estragou tudo esse pardo judeu de merda
>>153332370tbf they probably congratulate people like Marta, formiga, Cristiane so might as well make a post about him
Green flags don't deserve nerman.
>>153322520>NO FOUL
>san silencio
>>153332370Why did Neymar become so ugly? He used to be kinda cute
Burracan will never be a grande
>>153331356They can only see what is in the work profile.t. the guy who sets up those things
LET'S GOOOOOOO GLOBOBROS
wtf A colombian is making patriots great again lmao>>153332370spineless faggot
>>153333036Getting old sucks
>>153333086Thanks for the info. I'm thinking of deleting it tho since it's slowing my phone
I dont like River or Bocawhen I move to Argentina I'm going to watch Huracán matches. Girls there are beautiful and are not degenerate, or perhaps Velez where they go to matches with their dads due to patriarchal authority of velez hincha and tradition of velez sarsfield neighborhood
>>153333436You can selectively disable it by toggling it off in the android quick settings. Then it stays off until you enable it again
quarters for CarioKINO have been decided
>>153333302bad bunny is puerto rican
>>153333442as long as you don't support Boca, San Lorenzo, River, Independiente, Newell's or Rosario you're ok in my book
>>153333742I support Platense
>>153333619Cristian Gonzalez, looks like lucho Diaz twin.
>>153311557Boquita won copalib that year
>>153334097>post ends in 7AHHHH
>>153330585bros how does this feel?
I was watching Avaí vs Camboriú in penalties but the TV was hijacked by the minister of education and we didn't saw Avaí being eliminated from Campeonato Catarinense.Anyone else?
What's that, brazilian noises?Eating the feijoadas like a chimpanzeeThat ain't farting, that's the way you do itMoney for farting and the beans for free
>>153334943honestly not as good as it looks
>>153334948Vasco's game on Globo go interrupted as well, during the second half
I watched Trujillanos’ game today and then I took a nap and had a dream that I was in Trujillo eating arepas in a roadside cafe with my mom and aunt with my aunts cat walking underneath the table. nice dream.
yiyos
for me, it's Rygar, the legendary adventure
>losing to hurricane
San Lorenzo chads...it's not looking good
san memenzo nunca será grande
how many caicedos does ecuador have?
>>153311057Copalib
Klaus has changed allegiance
Is this the thread
>>153335669only 1 worth remembering right nowMoises Caicedo
>>153333742Who do you twist for? Banfield?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek
shut up Lopez, I want to hear el duco.
>esse penati MEUS LADOSNEM ROUBANDO ELES CONSEGUEM
>san jijenzo
>>153335694This
we won the clasico
*ahem*>san petenzo>san descenso>san mamerto>san mierdenzo>san bobenzo>san descuento>san mierdenzo>san pelotudenzo>san sorete>san sopenco>san muertenzo>sin barrienzo>san insecto>san carrefour>san microbio>san tinelli>san fracaso>san cucaracha>san hambriento>san mogolico>san pelotudo>san diminuto>san pequeño>sin mundialenzo>san molecula>san microbio>san boludenzo>san dinosaurio>san lomuerto>san trolenzo>san supermercado>san B>san andreas>san bacteria>tinelli fc
Klaus agora rouba pro curica?
roubado não entra
Corinthians accountant grinning with joy
>diego martinez chorandonigga, san lorenzo is not that good
Esse breno bidon é um bandido. Faz falta toda hora e chora pra caramba
Memphis Depay marcou 43 gols nos últimos 36 meses (de fevereiro de 2023 até fevereiro de 2026), considerando partidas por clubes e pela seleção holandesa.Luciano, do São Paulo FC, marcou 50 gols nos últimos 36 meses (de fevereiro de 2023 até fevereiro de 2026), considerando todas as competições pelo clube.
>>153336172e quantos títulos no período?
Klaus cam is so kino
>>153336292geeked vs locked in
trikaschizo -> el poetapalmeiras schizo -> el esclavobahianon -> el cavaclolombianon -> el boacerroanon -> la malpapeadaI'm the jaguar of couse
>>153336585I still miss the BenignoThe day that the Universidad de Chile hincha killed a person destroyed his mind
dinobros... everything ok? wanna talk?
>>153336704the benigno was el flaco higueras
>*notices*
>>153336719you can't suffer in peru
>>153336026This is about san lorenzo de paraguay
>>153336719>Peruis fucking chicken the secret of happiness
LinguiçaHamburgeré Perdigão(TM) Na BrasaVaiManda na BrasaEu adoro os caras que fazem marketing no BR. São todos nascidos no interior do nordeste
>>153336719Cuba bros? Wtf
Fortaleza female supporters attacked ceara female supporters and robbed their shirts (the robbed girls were very fat)https://x.com/rodrigooow_/status/2020587550151479298?s=48&t=ftZaclefYYYmlybQShf4pQ
Velez vs Boca in about an hour
>>153336990I love Argentina, I dont even want an argentinian wife I want an argentinian friend (Female) who enjoy watching football and playing PS5 JRPGs
Treze and campinense ultras met on the street today and didnt fightInnocent people celebratedElite ball knowers immediately imagined the organized crime threats that made these possiblehttps://x.com/hathos_rildo/status/2020577633654771907
>>153336277Anon....
>>153337137Based, you will find your argentinian female friend soon alhamdulilah
>>153336893Unironically because they have lots of white people, same as Uriguay
This thread (or its sucessor) wont survive the superbowl, which will be won by the seahawks
>>153337143O que aconteceu em São Paulo não vai acontecer aqui em Campina Grande porque o paraíba é educado.
>>153337489BOCAAAAAAAAA
The only way this thread will survive the super bowl is if Boca lose
>>153337489Eu posto aqui ate o jogo to pal acabar
THREE OFFSIDES
>>153337170responda a pergunta
>>153336719maybe living in the mountains isn't so bad
alimentados para alentarAGUANTE BOCA CARAJO
>>153337884And they dare to trash talk indian street food
>>153337992indian street food redeemed?
>>153337884holy SOUL
>>153337884I could really go for some locro right now
>>153338034no anon, do not redeem
>>153337884how many gallinas I have to kill to get my plato?
Patriots suck, but they will win with refbabll
why is boca match so fucking late
>>153338193I WILL REDEEM IT!I WILL REDEEM IT!I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS
Too many planeros. No job tomorrow
>>153337992Anda a comer suchi bobo hp
>>153337137You are an enemy of Christ.
I love sushi and ramen, I might buy some. Thank you for the idea, miss changua
>>153337884SOPA DE BOCA
what kind of subnormal watch handegg?
>>153338455I used to be like you
>>153337884sopa de basurauma delicia
Get the beans; we got one
>>153338455This guy>>153338514
Go watch tejo then faggot or whatever shit natives played in here. Let the rest of us chill before Boca’s game
I like when the bluepeople reply to my post with that one blonde guy saying "GENIO!", they are right, im indeed a genius
Palmeiras has the power to make every game boring
FOUR OFFSIDES
>>153337884How many bosteros go in a sopa de boca?
how about if you watch some real footy?
>>153338760Thanks god I didn’t choose that slurper. No wonders why trikas hates them that much
>>153338446>miss changuaLa que en su culo se mengua kkk
3 yellowflags im a row what do we call this
>>153338902jajajaja se re regaló
>>153338951Realismo mágico beans
>>153338951i'm trying to think of something that doesn't involve drugs or women but i can't
>>153338951black beans, red beansall the same to me
ABEL FDP
>Vitor Roque out>Luighi inABEL MASTERCLASS
>>153339016What about women using drugs
>>153338951cafe, queso y pega
>>153338455faggots who watched too many movies and want to be american
>>153338649Guilty as charged!
>>153339035Whats the next step of your masterplan?
>>153338951cocaine train
>>153339083A brazilian account posted a very similar thing recently over the same imageAre these CIA bots?
>>153339110Allan outBruno Rodrigues in
>>153339083>perocongamy sides
>>153339138probably, 99% of internet are botsare you a bot?
Yes before you say anything EVERYTHING is the fault of the CIA, yes even you not being able to get a gf, yes your team losing that final thats their fault too
>>153339138Probably they noticed the ragebait possibility. Maybe some other country did it first amd got a lot of engagement.
The longest yard is a kino movie though
These C movies are only acceptable if they have Adam Sandler>>153339221I feel like a bot sometimes
Time medroso e essa porra de pardal tirou o unico jogador que tava brigando
>>153339186argie twitter is probably the most fecund in terms of memetic production in all of hispanic america
>like one thing from argie twitter>timeline is flooded with stupid shit, some of which is straight up recycled viral tweets from years agoand that's why I tend to mute argie twitter
milei world problems
>>153339481I saw ai jokes thst have been recicled each time a new technology emerges. Their first version was on paperThe comments"Kkkkk o brasileiro precisa ser estudado pela nasa kkkkk"
Here in lula world we have real problems like protesto no roblox and bilonaro soluços
>>153339295for me, it's mean machine
>>153339605If its a verified account is 100000% a bot that just picked up on decade old brazilian twitter lingo
o brasileiro precisa ser estuprado pela nasa
Vitor Roque bros, estamos irritados
brazilians CIA bots voted for Lula TWICE
>>153339649Based
>>153339804Thrice* and i will vote a fourth time
>>153339752Calma aê
>>153339752That image of bart sinso that accompanies this is pretty funny
>LUIGHI
U think one of the Schelottos fucked the other ones wife?
>>153339993letsa go!
>>153340064Thats the red one
IT BEGINS
>>153340128green wario also says that
PAU NO CU DO ABEL BAGREIRA VAI EMBORA DO MEU TIME SEU COACH DE BOSTAATE O LUXEMBURRO ERA MELHOR
UOCAAAA
Abel lixeira
>>153340207LA VEM O ABELÃOCHEIO DE PAIXÃO
Go CAGADO DA PORRA
We are back?
Incoming equalizer to end the game 1-1
>tirou o alanTem que matar esse pardal
sexo con palomahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNg2_94mMz0
até o lixerinthians empatar
Lanzini couldn't run like that at River?
https://www.youtube.com/live/-ke9KxACE1Q?si=ZEB1IutiCDXAxuTK
>>153341563gallardo told him not to
>>153337884and they dare talk about delicious feijoadas while eating whatever that is
it's just beans
>>153342471exactly, it's just beanswhile the sopa bostera seems to contain whatever dejects they could collect off the streets
didnt knewed a chilean was playing in velez
I hate this fucking new generation of histrionic commentators, nigga just tell me the names of the players, nobody cares about you
Hoje a raça branca venceu
>>153343110at least it's not a woman like in the last gre-nal
>>153343116Made for my BAC
well well well
velez is souless
>>153343116>>153343337Abel secured for at least end of year nowWho won in the end?
>mc cheesinBurro
>>153343116gordinha?
>>153342216
>>153343435Best coach we've ever had. I trust 100% in anything he does.
>>153343435i fucking hate Abel Lixeira but it is what it is
>>153343601Better than Felipão and Luxemburgo? That's crazy
>>153343116O mito cria e o lixo copia
Alright, but
>>153343753Yes. Try winning the Libertadores with a bando de perna de pau he had at his disposal back then.
>>153343895Explain guanabara for me please i still dont get how this works
>>153343110first time? it's been like that for ages here, we even have "live react" at broadcasting
>>153344020KekI just googled it. I still dont understand this monkey carioca shit
>>153344085no it's not my first time but I say it every time I can
how do you get memed by a fucking belga kek
>>153344085Based Andreas Pereira fucked up the shooting holeNot my fucking problem. It wasnt even penalty to begin with
>>153344151yea i fucking hate it too bro, watching football on mute isn't enough now since they force me to look at them. fucking grim.
I could really go for some popcorn
>>153344020Legacy trophy from when Rio was divided between Rio State proper and the Guanabara city-state.Now it's a sub-trophy of the Carioca, think of it as an Apertura tournament. Rules change every few years but the current format is that the team that makes the most points out of the two groups wins it.
>>153343902Yeah, he was decent up until 2022, been shit since. Saved in 2023 by Endrick700 millions in signings and couldn't win anything. Prime Luxa and Felipão would never
ES HORRIBLE ESTE PARTIDO
Dogshit match why do I even watch this sport
>>153344238Uohhhhhhhhh
>>153344279I seeIs copa rio or whatever that mini tournament that botafogo always wins still happening?
money is meaningless>700 mi>retarded negro gk>andreas who wouldn't even fit in marcos assuncaos boots>permacrooked paulinho cachaça>sosa (quem é esse MERDA?)Luxa and Felipão had Paulo Nunes, Romário, Edmundo
>>153343116patachoca
What a bunch of shit games this Sunday, I should not even pay for direct tv, just pirate the whole thing
>>153344555It'll be played between the clubs knocked out in the quarter finals
Alot of you remind me of that image that says "baboon saying anything"
>>153344238deliciousalso, why cant i post on the sticky?
El chileANO
Stickies are for monkeys. True humans post in chill threads
We're not calling them that anymore, nor are we doing the gesture
Where are these pritty limon ads filmed? feels like these are european actors in the ads
>>153344602Can't believe your vote has the same weight as mine
it will be 51% vs 49% again
>TIL Mileikowsky took so many Mango Monsters that it destroyed his intestines, he has no control over his sfincter and has to use diapers + he has several hernias and can't even sit properly in a chair
dull match desuwe may get a 0-0
>>153345298Big hands, bigger jaw than me..kinda sus
My vote only has 35% as much weight as yours (hit the gym fatty)
>>153345394go to the bathroom NOW
>>153343193>at least it's not a womanNot beating the gay allegations.
Tucuman bros.....Platense bros.....San lorenzo bros....Corinthians bros...Botafogo bros....Treze bros....Boston river bros....Nacional de paraguay bros....Pereira bros....Deportes concepcion bros.....
>>153345824agarramela con la manetion
>>153345918Yiyos and cali sissies???
Name one team that should end tomorrow
>>153346371The world would be a better place without a racist club like Grêmio
>>153346371Sushi production kills millions of fishes every year. I think river so disappear
>>153346508Inter fan?
>>153345298that's a man, the man of my life
>>153346371flamengo. then nordeste teams could blossom
Acabamos de presenciar un ogro fabiani momento
>>153346638fans would flock to SP teams instead
la puta madre valdes
bokitabros...
OH NO NO NO BOKITABROS????????????????????
>MOUTHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck this shit. Why do all players who wear Boca’s jerseys automatically turns to shit
Finally
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKWAB JUNIORS IS SO FUCKING BACK
>>153347025Where can I watch this?
>2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES>2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES>2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES>2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTES2 GOALS IN 2 MINUTESLMAOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
JAAJJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJ
Bover will NEVER be good again
Fucking hell. Now it’s the time some retard gets a red card or scores one own goal
>>153347309>>153347120tranquilo, transveganoIt was obvious, we're shit. And Ubeda with the retarded substitutions again. What a fucking joke.
>>153314378.
>>153347429>Boca will loseBold prediction
>>153347320its streamed (dot) pk
>>153346371Corinthians. Brazil would heal
RESISTA ROMAN, RESISTA
>>153347508From what?
>>153343116Its so easy to hate
at least el clu is still de lo socio
>>153339138Yeah
humillaron a riber y voka no se queria quedar atrás
>Barinaga asking for the substitutionlmaoanother injury?
>>153347619The abin agent that posts here with us looks like this but blue instead
>>153347628Boca’s pretemporada was eating steaks in punta del este
>>153347713vamos gremio
>boca fans turning on paredes, feeling like he doesn't want to run
AJURAME CAVANI
>>153348052he's been playing like shit though
You know what to do.Fart'em.
>>153348052understandable, this team kills your will to live
I just googled salma hayek nude and one of the top results is her with a penis. I am deeply unsatisfied
GOLAZOOOOOO DE ZUFIAURRE
>boca>river
>>153348399The guy who crossed the ball is very smart
RUH ROHVELEZ BROS...
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH>MOUTH>LITTLE MOUTH
lacobra dooming hard on his stream lmao
BOVER BROS?
>>153349324keeper should've saved that desu
Now that the Bover Century of Humiliation has been confirmed who are the new grandes of argenchina?
>>153349491San Lorenzo
>>153349449>ynr that he will start for colombia in the world cup
>>153349589Based
Instituto bros.....
>>153349324Golaço
>>153350971Based brazilian expat
>>153336984Sovl+Hot
>>153349324So these are the magisterial Paredes' assists bocucks talk so much about?
>>153350971
>>153351702Would
>>153351764based chubby chud chaser
bake now
I tried but apparently I’m a robot ao you do it
>>153351396Because one day, I'll leave you a phantomTo lead you in the summerTo join the black paredes
>>153352165>>153352165>>153352165>>153352165
>>153338951a coffee with muzzarella
I wish I could watch Isabel cry today but let's hope santos go to la b again
