Women's Parallel Giant Slalom https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/ps/w/pgs---------------/qual/--------/result8 Feb, Sunday>09:00 CET - Women's PGS Qualification Run>10:00 CET - Women's PGS Elimination Run>13:00 CET - Women's PGS 1/8 Finals>13:48 CET - Women's PGS Quarterfinals>14:12 CET - Women's PGS Semifinals>14:26 CET - Women's PGS Small Final>14:29 CET - Women's PGS Big FinalMen's Parallel Giant Slalom https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/ps/m/pgs---------------/qual/--------/result8 Feb, Sunday>09:30 CET - Men's PGS Qualification Run>10:30 CET - Men's PGS Elimination Run>13:24 CET - Men's PGS 1/8 Finals>14:00 CET - Men's PGS Quarterfinals>14:19 CET - Men's PGS Semifinals>14:36 CET - Men's PGS Small Final>14:39 CET - Men's PGS Big Final
I finished work two hours ago. Fuck you Italy for making this so early>canada already sucksIt's so over
>>153314444Hello, Mukdheep.
they should make the hill bigger
Females look so pathetic when you’re not horny. Pathetic creatures.
is this a hag sport they're all 30
>canada still second best timeIt's so back
>>153314465I was just gonna say their bodies dont look good.
>>153314484DOMO ARIGATO
The hill isn’t steep enough
Why do they look so old?
>>153314505Because they are old
>>153314505apparently the sport is in danger of being removed from the olympics young athletes must not be cycling in. snowboard cross is probably more attractive to young people
how does one of them have a goofy stance if both have right foot forward?
>>153314512Interesting. No young blood as per the commentators. >>153314510Gosh, foids are 27 are such an eyesore.
Where are we watching
>>153314520Official canadian website. Cbc
KAMM ON ESTER SKARR SOME FUCKIN GOALS!!
>>153314520peacock
hows she so much quicker
>>153314536austrian fucked up and had to take a wider line but she also set the fastest time so far
>>153314536Younger hotter tighter faster
>>153314545>younger
a 42 year old what the fuck
>>153314553uncs there's still hope for us yet
>with a SOLID time here>12thGood going commentator
>>153314558i've been thinking about picking up skiing (casually) at 23, should i just kms
>>153314565solid is slow, gas is fast
>dong
>dong>semenfallHorny ass race here
where do i get a stream
I reckon I could do this
This can't be a very competitive category, some of these girls stink
>>153314594https://freestreams-live1a.pk/
>>153314594
>>153314612>>153314613thanks
why did ledecka choose this instead of the downhill is this a free medal for her
>American Cody Winterslel there was probably someone named Summers in Paris
>>153314650nominative determinism innit
>>153314643i think she will run the super g too ?
45 year old debuted at salt lake 2002
I wish they would stop using these side angle shots and just use front or back angles
So many uncs here.
i slept thought the beginningthis is just for seeding right? nobody loses until elimination run?also, this coverage is awful, so many dumb shorts from low side angles that you can't know what;s going on
>>153314737yeah elimination runs in 5 minutes
Cody Winters is a pornstar ahh name
>>153314748ayyy lmao
lmao that guy is shit
>>153314737qualification run only times count
it's so retarded that you only get 1 run, where the 2 tracks are actually different from each other...
>>153314729that one dude was even not chonky, he was fat
>>153314807you get 2 runs they swapped tracks
Japanese woman is 42!!! I'm still young after all!!!
>>153314819i'm talking about the actual races when top 16 startsit used to be that they raced on both, but now they just do 1 and doneimagine that crashes down on your part of the track before you and leave a hole and you're next and they don't fix it. now your opponent has an advantage for free and you're fucked
How has ukraine have money for going to the olympic games? All the equipment and logistic have to costs millions
>republic of chinauhhhh......
>>153314834Our last president gave them like a trillion dollars
>>153314829if youre faster you can pick which track to run on, so just be a winner mate
>china slip
There's a young one.
>zogg
Grim
>>153314916>>153314920Leave her alone
>>153314427where can i see the Olympics online for free?
this shit is so mind-numbingly boring, snowboarders should stick to doing cool tricks
women' snowboard is disastrous what do you mean the best of the best are all over 30??are you really telling me no one else in their country could be there instead? There's probably some 20 something girl doing it in an amateur way that could be better
>>153314484>stance: goofy
>>153314925>
>>153314936the best in the mens is 45
>>153314933just go there with binoculars and pirate the stream irl
>>153314933rai play
>>153314933Rai Play ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Lol its not even a fair contest
>>153314936Old people are the best at falling down hills or stairs
>>153314942what a garbage sportare they gatekeeping intentionally or is it outside factors doing the gatekeeping?
>>153314933The official site links where to watch for free and non https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
>>153314933see>>153314613
>>153314936it's a technical sport, you moron. experience count, not fast legs. best snowboarders and skiers are always old
ledeckawinslol
>>153314963the sport isn't attractive to young people they're considering scrapping it from the olympics
>>153314963go back to roblox, nephew
>Japan DQShameful!
Stance: Goofy
why does the canadian coach look like alex jones holy shit
>>153314971new unc cope just dropped
Ledecka looks unstoppable, imagine being in this rhythm non-stop
>>153315068i mean it IS all about mainaining the racing line, there are several 60+ year olds competing in world time attack
>>153315090dont be ridiculous, you cant snowboard at 60 years old, your joints and everthing will just blow apart
>>153315136From what im hearing, everyone here at the olympics has no ligaments left in their knees anyways
>>153315141she might be a cyborg or something
>>153315136A 40 year old dude won gold in the mixed snowboard cross last Olympics
did any burger make it to the final?how ashamed should i feel?
>>153315196no and it's all because you didn't train
>>153315192well 40 isnt 60
No US qualify in either
Felbros...!
>>153315221I was more trying to support the argument that good snowboards are old but I guess in retrospect my post looks pretty stupid.
It's aesthetic when they're in sync
>>153315305what kind?
>>153315136i just wanted to put emphasis on the fact that it's more technical than physical, my dad absolutely bombs hills on ski at 48 and he has friends who are over 50 who sttill ski pretty good too
>>153315365how frequent are crashes? i want to try it but it freaked me out ever since michael schumacher got vegetabled from it
>>153315417because he hit a rock with his head, if you bail on a normal slope you'll get away with just bruises most of the time, you'd need to slam real hard from like a jump to break bones i'd say
>>153315417You only crash if you fall.
>>153315136Snowboarding is incredibly easy on the body. Begging you to get off the couch and do something physical.
One of the finalists is 52...https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/19259
>>153315736Yikes
>italian coach is allowed to set the coursehmmm
Ola please show you're King and win a mendal plsplspls
LET'S GO!
>>153316986home field advantage baybee
>the only kino country in men and women is a single jap girlThis sport is in a sad state
how the fuck is she so fast from the very start?
>>153317129shes also a gold medalist in skino one knows how
Ledecka is gonna destroy this, jebasnot a good look for snowboarders when a retired skier dominates so utterly
>>153317137i know that and i understand how she gains the lead during the whole run, but it's insane how faster she is at the first gateit's like someone is pushing her or something
whoaaa who is this bulgarian qt
>premature celebrationKWAKOTY
>>153317195>eliminated by 2 hundredthssad. farewell.
>grabs flag for no reason
>no americans in either eventwtf i thought we were supposed to be good at snowboarding
what this competition really needs is a fridge with powerade
Japan was the only one to slingshot the gate
>>153314612>https://freestreams-live1a.pk/why is it so hard to open these streams without a million pop ups and randomly telling me i need to click some box?
why can't we be good at snowboarding :(
>YANKov
>+0.03GodDAMN
WASHOUT
Why are all these snowboards geriatrics?
>>153317463Snowboarding, like playing the guitar, used to be cool but is now cringe
>>153317326brave + ghostery
How did red pick up speed in the start when he was jumping
>>153317463Kids do not snowboard any more.
>>153317515What method of sliding down a mountain do they use now?
>>153317463Slalom isn't snowboarding
>>153317533Kids don't go outside if they don't have to
squid game people he even looks like the main guy
they should do one where it is skis vs boards
>>153317545>>153317481I guess guitar has been replaced with streaming and snowboarding has been replaced with watching other people streaming
At least this isn’t as boring as surfing
>>153317575Or like a downhill biathlon where you have to change half way through
>>153317575Skis would win in a race every time.
kurwa
lmaowhat a retarded sport
who?
kurva
Payer with the upset
its not different from other competitions, if you mess up youre out
REIGNING CHAMP ELIMINATED
Ester no
Come one Tsubaki!
well the cuter girl won
>germanistan
Ester number 2 marches on
>>153317760why are incels like this?
czech a cute
>>153317760goofy ahh bih
What happens in both of them fall?
No point in watching now.
>>153317812my dick gets hard
Noooooooo
Owari da
>>153317760>hagsdisgusting
The Aryan woman marches on
>+0.02Need to see a photo of that bullshit.
i hope zuzka wins
I want Sabine Payer to win because she is the sexiest one
does anyone understand why this isnt run as a double elimination?
This sport is cruel as fuck.Being beaten by 0,03? I would hang myself
CZACHKKK!
Is every left handed person a goofy?
>Fishnailer
grandebros...
KWAB
>2 DNFsdid he really win?
Damn brutal he almost saved it after that first fuck up too
>>153317925it depends on what foot you have forward, im right handed and goofy
These courses aren't the same at all.Red always gets off to a big lead and then blue stomps them in the second half.
>>153317812falling isn't dq, you can still go back up top and go around the poles you missed. i think it's only a dq if you go through the gate between the two sticks and if both riders do it, the one who breaks it first gets dqed, but i can be wrong
Feels like bluecoursewinslol
Hes 45 that means I can do this too
>>153317901you used to ride on both courses with summed times but some idiots wanted to change it for tv, because spectators (mostly americans) were too dumb to understand how it works and wanted to make it shorter for broadcast and now we have an unfair bullshit
More difficult to fraud in this sport.
wouldnt fat people be faster on snowboard since they're heavier? just throw giant hippos on there
>>153317999spoke too soon
>>153317963red is faster at the top and very bottom, but blue is faster combined
>>153318013maybe if it's a straightline down
>>153318013The guys are aroung 100kg I think
Mamma mia
>>153318070If I was that heavy I would legitimately look like a hippo
>>153318005well im not saying it should be two runs with added times, you can keep the elimination thing, but just if you lose once you go to the lower bracket and compete against other 2nd places for another chance at the finalshould be easy enough to understand even for burgers
You can’t double elimination there is a bronze match. Just win.
snowboarding is gay
after many runs, wouldn't one side just have better lines?
>>153318005I think they should do uneven brackets and advance the fastest loser (or fastest two losers, in the earlier rounds)keeps the excitement of a race without disqualifying people who are good enough from a medal
if zuzka wins it's a win for anime
If Winter Olympic sports being a rich people thing and overly reliant on expensive gear for advantages - pay to win - wasn't stupid enough, we now also have a sport where luck - getting blue course - is a factor. Why is actual skill valued so little?
Do you guys ski or snowboard?>t. Started this winter
>>153318199Never seen snow in my life
>>153318199Started what?
>>153318199I snowshoe in XC track
>>153318199I would ski but my bitch ass ex has my ski so meh
How do we fix this Sport?
>luck in blue>still lose
Imagine losing to a boomer
>>153318224Started to skiI even bought my own shoes and skis, going for the fourth time this season next week
>>153318148This is the only snowboard event that is a sport and not a circus show
GRANDE
aww she's crying :(
Would you have courage to ask their number in the olympic village as an athlete? Or asking them out for a pizza in milano?
>>153318343>h..hey..whats snowboarding like?
it's over
Oop
CHOKE
LETS GOOOOOOO
Czechia still won in the end
Sabine my love...
Fuck the austrian really sped up there at the end
this is so kino im almost crying rn bros
>>153318274Good for you, skiing is fun.Try cross country though, that's a proper sport .
>>153318421Shed a tear right here, feels good to be proud bros
>>153318421>>153318437Didn’t know you guys even had snow desu
>>153318433>cross countryNo thanks, it seems incredibly gay and boring
>>153318456there are boomers on cross country skis in the streets of PRAGUE when it snows even a little bit
PHOTO FINISH
>>153318456Mate there was snow for a whole month even in the lowlands
riggi time
Left won it. Come from behind.
>>153318456central europe gets way colder than it does here
blue gonna win
gg Bulgaria
>>153318472It's incredibly based and sigma nglDownhill skiing is fun, but it's like going to cinema. Popcorn and beer. Consumerism.
Why do they toe reach instead of straight out
why is it first part of the body instead of the board which would be more consistent
Imagine entering as a literal who and getting edged out of a medal by a pube's width
SHIT
Cant you attack this on court?
It just feels so good because I watched Ledecka in Pyeongchang (which was happening during one the best times of my life) and it all led up to this
>>153318546Edging is in style anyway
if only he wore longer gloves...
>unc racing
how can they know both sides are fair? surely they should be racing twice, each time on one side
South KWABrea
>>153318534only when you do it by yourself in the forest and larp like a finnish soldier, the special courses are gay
Kim choked at the top
>win>strip
kek
Good back and forth final
>40 years oldbased UNC
OLD MAN YELLS AT CROWD
DQ for damaging the IOC bib.
>>153318575Unc has still got it
Cringe
HOLY BASED
Random drug test for him please
bugman btfo
>no one knows he's the same age as me
can I get a bod like that if I take up snowboarding?
SHIRT RIPPAH
Wait, did Sargon just win at the Olympics?
desu im same age and i would positively kill for an uncbod like that
uncbros unite
He’s gonna fuck Isabeau Levito tonight now, isn’t he?
40 is still young bros
>>153318546He already has an olympic medal
>>153318645Based
JUST. DO IT!
>>153318661Oh the commentator said he was about 15 seed
from what age is considered unc
>>153318624what drugs would help you in this sport?
>>15331867325
>>15331867326 is when you start pushing 30 which is pushing 40
>>153318655No because I will, in fact, I'm on the way to Milano right now
>>15331867315
>>153318673if you have to ask....
>>153318673puberty
>>153318645Legit chad
>>15331867320
so in both race, blue side fucked up early but somehow is able to recover significantly almost giving them the win
>>153318727no, its not that simplewhen you are behind you go more risk; that means either you catch up or you drop out. the outs are very visible but when you catch up suddenly its "oh hes on the faster course"
this was quite the thread bros, who will be wathcing the cz-ebin hockey game this evening ?
>>153318645Based old man showing the young'ns how it's done
>>153318675Weed
>>15331867335 is unc status in the sports world
RIGGED
nicez austrian won, that was a great watch
>>153318758*crickets start chirping *
RAHHHHHHH
Jen dodds sex
cute!!!
>>153318758I've never been a hockey guy but maybe I'll check it out
>>153318645based but why did he leave the faggy collar on
>>15331867326
>>153319151so he won't get cold? duuuh
>>153314937Leave her alone
>>153319151It's called a neck gaiter
