Cross Country / Biathlon thread
>>153316734SkiMarch
usa has no chance here right?
>>153316734These Punic War recreations are getting too abstract
do people die in this event?
>>153316774its basically norwegian national championships but others are allowed to participate
There's a random Haitian competing in cross country
>>153316798they sometimes take a wrong turn but usually show up a couple days later
>>153316790Biathlon is merely a reconstruction how how the Heruli sacked Constantinople and Athens during the migration period.
>>153316798No, only our medal chances
Is this the equivalent to the death walk from summer?
take it breezy
>>153316811the only colombian in the winter olympics is here too
Norgay 1,2,3,4
>>153316811>I am the only black in the village
>>153316811bazz?
YesI love biatholon
French commentators talmbout sum "crazy match between France and Norway"
I really do
>>153316847No, this is still short distance
AHAHHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD ALWAYS US
please make it interesting, frenchies
Biathlon is such a crazy combo. It's like someone said there's not enough shooting in my skiing competition.
>>153317058>yeehaw
>>153316979aww
>>153317058Its for real men, you used to march in the snow then shoot your wild game. If not you didnt eat.
>>153316811Based desuMost countries have high elevations with snow, no reason for black and brown people not to participate
no norway podium sweep is already embarssinginhalers must have been tampered with
Croat chads are airing men's skiathlon, hell yeahHere's me and my cat Guliver, sorry for wearing an undershirt, I wish I looked cuter heheh
All these r-tards not knowing about the secret thread
>>153317146You can say retard here Swedebro. I think?
>>153317146shit thread
gg
Can't believe a brit is in 9th I assumed there would be at least 9 Norwegians ahead of us
first medal
does yellow disqualify you
USA USA USA!
CAM ON HAITI
>>153317284cheated
>>153317284should have been dqed
>>153317311>>153317315
>N. Wigger
Did the French guy not shave like a second off his time earlier by taking a shortcut? How did he not get penalized?
>>153317077Vasaloppet might be your thing, 90km through the deep forests filled with wolves, bears and norwegians, danger lurks at every turn.
So, the French cut a curve and at the end the difference between him winning or not a medal was 1.5 seconds. How is that allowed?
riggitini
>>153317371he was in front, so he didn't gain timegot a yellow card
>>153317309He did it! Top 64 finish get in lad
>>153317449>Get in there, Lewis!
>>153317449How was he not lapped ?
>>153317449it just feels wrong.
>>153317467Are you not allowed to finish if you get lapped?
SWEET CAROLINE
>>153317483I'm not familiar with this sport, hence the question.
>>153317444>he was in front, so he didn't gain timeSo go out hard to get a small lead and then you can cut the fuck out of the course?
>>153317516he didn't gain a position advantage, nor time. just tell yourself he's not french, you'll feel better about it buddy.
>>153317539>nor time[X]Also saved a lot of energy.
>>153317557bro pretends he took a 100m shortcut
>>153317508Me neither but the official results say he was the last one with a finish time and the others are just LAP so it appears you're right and he wasn't lapped
This music is lit
-France wins silver and Norway wins bronze: 50 million people are happy, 5 million people are sad-Norway wins silver instead: 50 million people sad, only 5 million people happyHow callous does one have to be to not understand this?
>>153317539>>153317570>Jury meeting in progressoh no no no
>>153317572Yeah there were 4 loops, more than 10 min each, good job from that slave.
tick tock
>>153317572>GrönlundAFLA
>>153317655norwegian mafia striking again
>Frenchie gets time penalty>Russian gets bronze>Other French guy moves up to 4thgrouse
>entire crowd singing a 50-year-old Queen songYou think any songs made in 2026 will have such a cultural impact?
>>153317572>Thai555
>Official ProtestNot watching who did what
>>153317717art is dead
>>153317799French guy got second place by 0.1 second after cutting about 10metres off an earlier corner.
cute paunch
Do those rifles even have any recoil?
French guy keeps his medal apparently
>>153317896barely
>>153317896Biathlon rifles, used in competitive ski shooting, are chambered for.22 Long Rifle (.22 LR) rimfire cartridges, which produce minimal recoil. This low-recoil cartridge is ideal for allowing athletes to maintain precise, rapid-fire accuracy at 50-meter targets immediately after intense physical exertion. s
>>153317717No, because the music industry deliberately killed (rock) band music to replace it with mass-manufactured solo artists and nigger worship.Seven Nation Army from 2003 is probably the newest and last culturally relevant sing-together-song you will hear at a sporting event and even that is just the chorus melody.
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>>153317899bogdanovs had to intervene.
This track is so aesthetic
where the fuck is the sound from the course/venue? CBC commentators are talking over just static noise
Are the norwegians still doing their fake asthma thing or did someone finally clamp down on that?
>>153317717I heard a new blink-182 song on a hockey game last week.
>>153317988they're onto penis injections now
>USA missed a shoti thought we were supposed to be good with guns
>USA known for gun culture>shit at marksmanship
More Olympic sports would be improved enormously with a non sequitor shooting component
>>153318025Biathlon is the only olympic sport USA has never won a medal in
>>153318025>>153318032hilldawg curse
>>153318025>>153318032it's a gay yurofaggot caliber give him an AR-15
>>153318061fun fact
>>153318054>fencing
Skiing uphill looks so ridiculous, Aliens must be watching us like "WTF are they doing?"
>>153316847No Olympic death march will ever compare to 2012 in terms of sheer casualties. 2012 /sp/ was so GOATed
>>153317572imagine finishing behind the haitian
>commentators complaining that ticket prices range from 50 to 200€ and the course is empty50€ is te cheapest ticket? Are they insane?
>>153318061I can see why
>>153318078let the horses shoot
he's gonna rope
the audience squeak toys are driving me mad
>Sweden
>>153316847I'm thinking mountaineering will be the new death march
>>153318098Are you saying that's too expensive or it's cheap? 50 bucks for a once in a lifetime experience as a fan seems really cheap
>>153318129what did you think europoors meant
>>153317988explain pls
>>15331809850 euro is cheap as fuck
Good day!Just tuning in. Whats the situation? How does this event work? Can they shoot the person with the squeaky toy?
>>153318098It's not the money it's that they don't want to listen to this faggot with his squeaky dog toy.
>>153318143Lots oftop athletes claim to have asthma so they can have therapeutic use exempteions for PEDs like clenbuterol, legally
Is this one another where its a given that Norway win?
>>153305770we're here
Women x2 for the final legs?
>>153318181French guy Martin Fourcade dominated this shit for like 10 years lol
>>153318185no thanks
>>153318185Ok I though this thread was strangely dead wtf
goddamn Norway is unstoppable
>>153318258>Germany leadingOkay...
>>153318185wat is calle
>>153318278eternal underdog calle halfvarsson
Imagine being followed by a drone like that, better not be russian.
>>153318025They are not in a school.
>>153318185>muh sekrit clubFaggots
>eu guns
>penaltiesi didn't know cross country was a semen slurping sport
>ass shot>camera quickly zooms in on skiskek
>actively avoiding ass shotsgetting blue balled so hard rn
>>153318454>>153318468>when nosnows postWhy don't you masturbate to sexy skis like the rest of us?
sex
Doro is a fucking machine gun, too bad she's old and slow
>>153318521is this part of the biathlon
FORZA DORO
please PLEASE don't fuck this up
Who's the German cutie with the gun?
I am from Norway
its so gay that olympics have to use these fake guns instead of real ones
>>153318599condolences
>>153318454Footfags should never be allowed to be cameramen.
>>153318599Sorry you have asthma
>>153318617that and no warheads on the FPV drones*yawn*
>>153318278Calle Halfvarsson
Our last relayer is a literal criminal...
>>153318599do you guys make jokes about norway being norgay
>>153318712what did she do again?
>>153318712all french are in a way
GER GER GER GER GER GER GER GER GER GER GER GER
Hunting on skiis is as old as skiis
>>153318742Stole credit cards and money to everyone in the team, got sentenced to 6 months.>>153318743Look who's talking
>That sad sack in the crowd with the Union Jack thinking "Why am I holding this?"
Damn she good.
Holy shit women shoot fast !
>>153318783well seems like being a career criminal payed off, good shooting
VITTOZZI
FRANZI FRANZI FRANZIFRANZI FRANZI FRANZIFRANZI FRANZI FRANZIFRANZI FRANZI FRANZIFRANZI FRANZI FRANZIFRANZI FRANZI FRANZI
slow and sensual intimate love making with the italian babe
The ass on that Italian
>>153318817She should be banned from any French team, I'm tired of criminals never being punished.
>>153318811One of the only sports where men and women compete on a similar level
>>153318861drumpf world thoughbeit
Guys, I want to do biathlon now. Very fun sport
>>153305770Stop thread splitting, use /calle/
>>153318873Men could literally miss all shots deliberately and still win against any woman
>>153318902no, I don't think I will
>>153318890Same. This looks awesome.
A Calle (Italian: Calle) is a typical Venetian street, located between two continuous rows of buildings. These streets are primarily residential, though they can also house shops and workshops on the ground floors.
>>153318599>t. got on a norwegian vpn to fool usyeah right magnus karlsen i'm not falling for it
>>153318861I how cringe would it be to have to share a room with her. Do you lock your stuff in the safe? Do you put your wallet in you underpants when sleeping?
>>153318902Why is it hidden ?
>>153318902if you want people to use your epic le old historic general then give it a name that makes sense to people searching in the catalog
why are all biathlon girls so qt
>>153316811LOL
>>153318902How about you fuck off? The race is almost over.
>>153316811black could be anywhere...
>>153318902No
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>153318931If you cared about biathlon you would know about Calle
>>153318925I wonder what her motivations weresuch a weird thing to do from a high level athlete
FRANZI WHAT ARE YOU DOOING
Last career race for MakuleShe's gonna retire tonight to be my full time wife
>>153318925>oh no i hope you don't reach in my wallet which i have tucked away in my crotch while i'm sleeping haha
>Germany was 38/38>Finish 1/5
They collapsed nervously, happens a lot when you fighting for the last chance at a medal.
>>153318978women are just retardet. The pretty ones are the worst. It was probably just entitlement.
who has the best ass, Doro or Vitozzi?
>>153319024mental midget, many such cases
>>153319046Vitto has no ass, sadly
>>153318978>I wonder what her motivations weresomething like 1/3 women are shoplifters lola life of expecting things just because
gg frogs
>>153318931the olympics always reminds me how many of these cute little gatekeeping generals exist on this board with their dumb ass traditions like they're not just posting on 4chinz
>congratulating your thiefmust have mixed feelings rofl
Do you think they fuck each other in these teams?
>>153319113They better check their wrists and pockets after that embrace.
>>153319113>>153318783wait she stole money from her own teammates?>>153319120apparently so
>>153318971Yes, anon. That's the thing: we don't care about your stupid sport. We're just tuning in this one time during the Olympics and therefore we go to the obvious thread.
>>153316807I'm absolutely DISGUSTED how Løwstrøm, dropped a silver to the fucking Swedes. UNACCEPTABLE. He has a Swedish last name though so it explains a lot
>France - Italy - GermanyKino podium
>>153318971
>>153319143It truly is. Congrats.
are the french hugging Simon or are they afarid she might steal their wallets?
>>153319134her teammate gave her her credit card to buy something, and she ended up spending 2K on stuff online kek
Norway is like an old friend who was your equal back in school and whose path you cross again ten or fifteen years down the line and you're overwhelmed with pity because everything in his life has gone terribly, terribly wrong
>>153319143the vichy podium
>>153319186average female shopping trip
>>153319190maybe that friend shouldn't have taken all those meds for their "allergies"
Mixed must be infuriating, imagine putting up a great performance only for it to be ruined by women being women
What did they mean by this?
>>153319143Axis podium
>>153319186>her teammate gave her her credit cardNo it was pure theft.She also stole money to the team physiotherapist taking care of her lol
>>153319213Denying me a triple ass shot is what they were thinking
>>153319213it's called they do a little trolling
>>153319213newfags can't triforce
>>153319143>>153319196Good times.
>>153319221>France>axisIf this were true, France wouldn't be what it is today unless you mean because Germany occupied it
I really enjoyed this. I tihnk I found my new favorite winter olympics sports. Until the next event, good bye for now!
>>153319213 ▲▲ ▲
>>153319294curling is on RIGHT NOW
>>153319293>occupied
Its funny to see people complaining that they aren't showing enough ass when you can literally just go to their instagram or onlyfans and see as much as you want
>>153319347I'm not complaining about it, just stating the facts. We've all seen the pictures
>>153319208Tru alle kan relatera til det der
>>153319346Curling is just a time filler until the long track speed skating starts in 35 minutes.
>>153319353>you can literally just go to their instagramThei accounts are incredibly safe/family friendly/boring AF.
>>153318902So you have a general for ~6 different events, and its unsearchable and impossible to find for people just popping in?Retard
>>153317085it's basically winter olympics penthatlon
>>153317572his sacrifice was not in vain
>>153318213
>>153319041benzederp involved himself into a blackmailing scam worth a few dozen thousands €
Any webms of the Italy woman laying down to shoot? Need to um check something
can i watch the replay somewhere? i took a nap and slept through the kino. :(
