what kinda name is amos anyways

>>153325277
Famous

Italian male commentator keeps simping for Jennifer
He's in love with her voice lol

>>153325295
Beat me to it, damn

>tfw you drop your plupp

>>153325307
He wants her to sit on his face really.

somebody get dropkin a clearasil sponsorship

>>153325307
Man has good taste

Finally the Coreys look like they are dialed in

>>153325277
I worked with a guy from Kenya named Amos.

I hope we get to face you in the final pastabros, this has been a great game so far

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First for Jens arse

>>153325277
it's a biblical name, heathen

God bless whoever decided the women should wear leggings in this sport

I swear to god sometimes Stefania says "Amò" instead of "Amos"
Also, man Italian is such an inefficient language, they have to scream whole phrases

i went to school with a girl whose parents were named terry and teri

>>153325395
*plupp* *plupp* *plupp* *plupp* *plupp*

>>153325426
What's the Italian for HHAAAAAARRRDDD

>>153325410
>women
They decided

>>153325429
her name?

teri-belle

>>153325429
I went to school with a dude who's mom and dad had the same first name, and the same last name before marriage. It looked like the same person marrying themselves kek

happy this is just a simple steal, jesus

how do I get a stefania gf

Excuse me guys stop sexualising the athletes and talk about the games pls, thank you

>>153325469
impressively narcissistic

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It's so over

>>153325494
Post tits or gtfo

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>153325488
You have to talk to women

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>>153325494
heh.

curling is so comfy. wish they'd move some of the other indoor shit from the summer olympics to winter like weight lifting and fencing. if you're not that into skiing and skating then there isn't much at winter olympics for you except curling and slide stuff

Leafbros wtf are you doing?

>>153325239
I love her
she looks like a falcon
>>153325460
FORTEEEEEEE (read: for-tay)

The canadian who is commentating the NBC stream of USA/Sweden, he calls literally every single shot "pretty good" whether its good or not.

>>153325520
Thank you

We're never seeing these two losers again, bye bye

STEAL with the draw choke

>>153325494
this. so. much.

This is so over, GG yanks

holy kek, sweden throwing

>>153325547
Most of our shots are pretty good, problem that this is the fucking olympics.

How can this be? How can Canada lose at curling? I can’t believe my eyes. This team is so incredibly horrible.

>>153325531
Playing Wario World while watching the absolute STATE of Canadian curling on my laptop

Everything sucks lol

Fun game
I still don't know how curling works

>>153325574
Not just this match, every single USA match ive watched he says the same thing kek

>>153325565
You'll get dq'd for cheaty sweepy

>>153325593
Watch and learn.

>HARD!!!! HARD!!!! GO GO

our guys are playing stellarly today
whatever the outcome, congrats bongbros, wonderful match

>>153325593
Someone explained it in the last thread I think

>>153325576
>2018 - 1 Curling gold in Mixed
>2022 - 1 Curling bronze in Men's
Canada hasn't been automatic curling gold for years

our commentator is cumming in his own pants because he fucking loves their scottish accent

>>153325520
Well she shouldn't wear such tight pants

Italy might get 2 or 3 here.

>>153325658
yeah problem here

>>153325547
larry david isn't canadian

>>153325593
https://www.nbcolympics.com/videos/winter-olympics-101-curling-milan-cortina-2026

i just realized ive never seen the women go with the broom, even when the man throws the rock he need to swipe

>>153325648
Italian Scot-boo ?

>>153325690
Women are used to sweeping so it would be an unfair advantage

>>153325691
Edinbooh

cam on Amos, this is THE shot right there

>>153325691
he spent 3 solid minutes talking about Sterling castle

US of Aids just now starting doing bad throws. Its 2 late

Mouat looks like he has eyeliner on

>>153325648
We should send a proper glaswegian next time. Its like you can't understand anything but you gather they're about to murder you but actually they're asking you to be best man at their wedding.

>>153325690
woman was doing the sweeping for SK yesterday

Which match has the best cuties

>>153325658
We could still get closest to the button, no guard on the right

>>153325527
I've noticed that in the Winter Olympics, I like the boring sports more than the fun sports. You'll never get me to watch Olympic triathlon or open-water swimming or the fucking marathon, but I'm all over the meme shit like skateboarding and breakdancing. In the Winter Olympics, they have endless bullshit meme sports like Big Air and slopestyle skiing, and they can fuck off. I want curling and cross-country skiing and biathlon.

CAM ON DODDSY
SLAM THE CUNT

>>153325690
Men have more power so they sweep better, the difference is massive.

Canada completely melting down
>he's had that befuddled look most of this Olympics he just can't find it
CBC commentators savage

The most dangerous lead

jesus fuck how big is amos

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>>153325739
What a meme Olympic skateboarding is.

>>153325760
its actually 2 terroni stood on shoulders

comfiest sport to spectate with figure skating during winter games
usaians did a great performance at skating yesterday, great costumes too

>>153325760
He's enor-Amos.

Well played Italy
HOWEVER

>HARD HARD HARD OH OH OH OH

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:)

>>153325739
i like some of the "boring" summer stuff. the bike road race is always comfy and you get to see some nice scenic country side. agree with you on winter though, pretty much all i watch it biathlon, curling, and some of the slide stuff. i'm somewhat interested to see what the skii mountaineering is like

giving up 2 with that

>>153325781
I was a skateboarder, I was excited to see skating in the olympics. But man it was awful to watch, and everyone was like 11 year old. It sucked, but not in a fun way.

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>she will never say "linea perfetta" to you
Hold me breh

>>153325731
My wife Isabella, of course.

I don't understand why they didn't go for the double clear and 3 points, now they have to steal.

>>153325861
she looks inbred
Italy and Switzerland > the rest

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>>153325760
he's a large lad

Do you think Amos plays at this best every tournament in the hopes Stefania will finally notice him?

>>153325820
It’s their power play. We can do the same this end. Or save it for the 8th since we have the hammer.

So...this is just the icy version of bowls?

are we safe if norway wins?

>>153325907
Bowls is the non icy version of curling, actually

>>153325907
more intricate, complex and fun by the looks of it

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mah waif

I knew an olympic figure skater, and they fucked every single night. the sexual bond was integral. Thing is, he was gay

>>153325819
>and some of the slide stuff
I had a weird thought earlier: how did those sports become sports? Skiing and ice-skating make sense because people do that for transport, and curling is a game that's fun to play. But there are no luge tracks out in nature. Nobody bobsleighs for transport. So where did these sports come from?

>>153325727
old people there sound like rocks rolling down hill

>>153325928
yea, US commentator just said that if sweden chokes, US and sweden are both in no matter what

The Nose knows??

>>153325984
>you know tobogganing? what if we built a giant Hot Wheels track for it
*crowd of nine-year-olds goes nuts*

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ok I understand now
also apparently he and Stefania aren't really friends, just two professionals working together

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>>153325520
ngl, i love cameramen in curling at the olympics
we need more people like them holding the cam and sitting in control room choosing which angle is aired

>>153325984
those have deep roots in "hold my beer" history

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>>153325984
>nobody bobsleighs for transport

>>153325984
>nobody bobsleighs for transport
but everybody sleighs
driving it down a hill is a very natural way to have fun

>>153325984
Luge is just extreme sledding. Bobsledding is probably just the nerd engineer version

Can nada

Fuck USA and fuck Donald Drumpf

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>>153325996
subtle, but i like it

Is there a max amount of points to clinch the game or do you keep playing until one team concedes?

>>153325883
Fucking spaghetti niggers...

>>153325984
idk, people like sledding so somebody probably had the idea to make a track for high speed sledding and i guess it got competitive from there. i've never heard of somebody going on vacation to luge or bobsled for fun though, but i guess i've never heard of people doing that for curling either. i just assume all of this winter stuff is big with scandis

Should be a 3 for GB and I think we'll need it to be

>>153325984
its the just the adult version of sledding down a snowy hill

>>153326073
You play 8 ends but yes you'll see teams concede when they're quite a few behind

cant we smash yellow and score 3?

>partita continua sul 58
>c'è lo skating lí invece
ok rai

>>153326054
ah fuckin typo but i guess it probably is true lel

>>153326073
If you can't theoretically win by the end of the 8th, you concede

We're back!

>>153326051
It's just curling bro. Don't get feisty

>>153326073
I think the most you can score in an end is 4, and nobody ever really scores more than 3. So if your lead is more than that, there's no point in playing the remaining ends so they just stop.

>>153326122
dio georgiano
io NON pago il canone e NON lo pagherò

Korean girl is cute as fuck idc

>>153326073
8 rounds ("ends") and if there's a tie there's one tiebreaker.

>>153325156
I got into it in Japan the way everyone gets into a stuff: there was a manga about it and I lived close enough by train to start doing it to try and get a girlfriend.

How the fuck did we get back after that choke

wtf did they even try to get past the guard?

Nice response.

still hard to win from here

>>153326134
Eh, letting us steal and finishing it in the 8th was the good play.


Unless they choke..

METTETE IL CURLING PORCODDIO
INVECE DI SPORT DA FROCI

>playing for hammer instead of winning
disaster incoming

>>153326073
if you are south korea the umpire can decide to kick you out in the 6th

>>153326122
Eh ma le notizie le guerre i cazzi nel culo

ameribros, what the FUCK is going on, he had this shit locked down

Feels grim

>>153326109
>>153326145
>>153326152
Oh shit so all we need to do is win the next one?

>>153326178
>the swedish choking curse kicks in
Oy vey

that's 3 for GB
fuck

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OK I've finalised my tactics

>Italy 8-6 down with the hammer in the final end against the only team that's as good as they are
This could genuinely go either way. It's tense.

>>153326195
Yer guy started throwing bad stones for some reason

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>>153326145
Canada got 5 against Italy in the first end

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Miss you Eve.

>>153326206
Does it matter? GB is already in the semi-finals regardless of the outcome against italy. Though i guess winning against italy could mean they don't qualify /shrug

the italian girl is pretty cute

>>153326206
Yeah or even lose by 1
Which means at having a yellow stone at least 2nd closest to the very centre at the end

What does the hammer do?

>>153326236
Wonder what she looks like without eyeliner

>>153326242
Canada is about to lose so it doesn't really matter about keeping Italy out

USA olympic coach looks like Lindsay Vonn (before she heemed)

Swedish lady looked like she had at least two, maybe three exes in the freezer

What is the best American fast food chain?

>>153326242
Well I'm guessing 1st plays 4th in the semis

>>153326256
Summons MC Hammer.

it's over
gg britain
>>153326256
drive nails in

>>153326256
you get a free shot at your opponents kneecap if you score a point that round

>>153326221
They lost to our siblings, Amos was pretty bad that game.

Holy fuck the voice of the american coach, my ears.

TRIPLECLEAR

BIG TIME SHIT

USA USA USA
S
A

U
S
A

U
S
A

>>153326270
Culvers

HE'S CRACKED

REEEEEEEE

RED
ROCKET
REMOVAL

>>153326270
nowadays none of them
same cost as a regular restaurant for shittier food

USA

USA USA USA USA

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

if we lose I will boycott McDonald's for 3 days

>>153326256
It's the last stone that gets thrown (curled?) so it's a huge advantage to have it because you can knock away all the opposing stones with it.

>>153326256
It just means you're the one who goes last in that end I think

>>153326300
Yep

POWERRRRRR DODDY

USA
USA
USA
Swiss chick is a QT (no simp)

>>153326295
Is there a better national chant than USA-USA-USA?

so this is the power of dropkin without the yellow fever debuff

USA now wants to clear everything and force sweden to use their final rock to draw, letting us smash to win.

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es ist vorbei...

why did sweed den waste a stone on a guard instead of slamming our 2 yellows out with a power throw? are they stupid?

>>153326256
last stone

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>>153326270
i havent watched it yet but i noticed this video from review bruh recently

>>153326256
'The hammer' is the silly name for whoever gets the final throw :)

oooff massive blunder this throw

>>153326270
Oddly enough, Taco Bell

Stefania is a throw princess, Jenn is a Stacy girlboss who can do it all

>>153326355
if sweden clears the zone then we can just smash whatever they put there.

Match point for GB here

>>153326256
Summons lightning

>>153326270
Tudor's Biscuit World

We are truly a curling nation

>>153326270
In n Out is the best value

>>153326270
Greggs mogs

GAME SET MATCH

kuken

USA QUALFIES

amos choking

that's is amos is shitting the bed

Semen slurping sport

>Time out rendered useless because the yank crowd won't stop whooping and hollering

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Now Greg absolutely looks Scottish haha

>Stirling
Of course

OOOOH SAY CAN I SEEEEEE

How can you root for USA with a good conscience? It's like rooting for nazi Germany at this point

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Canada eliminated

switch to Big Air for cutespin

>>153326270
Dave’s Hot Chicken

DODDSY!
SURELY VICTORY

>>153326033
that's a sleigh sleigh not a bobsleigh you retard

Dodds deserves nothing but hugs and kisses

Nice Doddy.

Imagine the post-match shower lesbian sex sessions with Jen, Stefania, Jocelyn and Briar.

Please tell me they have those

fink we won anglo chads

>>153326439
And that's a good thing!

Canada hahaha KWAB

Nightmare mode shot required for Italy to win

Its over

i never thought i'd say this, but i'm embarrassed to be canadian

>>153326439
sorry, sven, we're the main character

SHITALY CHOKED

gg dagos see you in the final

at least they didn't shoot our team when we gave up

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Fucking US retards throw these animals out

Is it possible to be an unattractive female curler?

>>153326499
Not really, it was back and forth but we clinched it in the 7th

>>153326488
Took you this long to be embarrassed?

Canada going to throw to Switzerland so we have a hot piece of ass in the finals

Say thank you

any 'lympics still worth watching this sunday evening for us brit bros?

Norway is gonna choke too FUCK

>we're sending sw*den to semi-finals by beating switzerland
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>153326153
some of the strategy is intentionally letting the other team score so you can have the hammer for the last end. margin of victory only matters for bantz

I wanted to buy some porridge recently, and I couldn't decide whether to buy Scott's Porage Oats or Quaker Oats. Scott's has the gigachad on the box and they spell "porridge" weird, but Quakers are nice people. In the end, I decided to go with Quaker because it said on the box that they sponsor Team GB. It's one of the only times in my life when I've actually let advertising influence my purchasing decisions. The reason I'm bringing this up is so I can say: you're welcome, Jen and Bruce.

wait, why aren't we through?
we beat the swiss, so worst we can do is 4th, right?

GG a real nail biter, I guess we have a chance if Canada, Italy and Switzerland also lose

Jen's accent when she says hard makes her sound like HAARRRKKKK
btw gg bongs
>>153326527
yes, see sweden, england, korea and others

>>153326551
please saar do the needful

>>153326532
>current Olympic champions in mixed double
>on home ice this time
>did make the semis
>not a choke

>>153326439
HH, nigga

>>153326543
we have a couple of cuties in the snowboarding big air on at the moment
its qualifiers though and only one can still qualify

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>>153326488
Canadian curling has been on a steep downhill ever since they won in 2018

>>153326554
i just get the non brand ones because im cheap

>>153326560
we need to beat america.

Tack lillebror!

>>153326439
Wtf, I love the US now?!

>>153326572
will check it, cheers

>>153326589
we will, right?
right?

Schweiz blew it...

swiss woman has cute hair!

>>153326570
A choke a huge lead that deteriorates into a comeback loss for your opponent due to playing like shit. It was competitive, and we already faced them at Worlds.

Uhm.. Norway is based now?

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>>153326551

>>153326589
if we do we're certain of it
if we lose it could be a three way tie with sweden and switzerland, i have no idea how that works

>>153326560
what if switzerland win their last game, did they beat you? don't know how the table works if that's the case

Norway greatest ally

Im sad...

>>153326589
Then you should be fine

>>153326596
Vi är tillbaka!

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>>153326560
You should be

They actually just updated it as we spoke

OFFICIAL OLYMPICS SITE SHOWS WE'RE QUALIFIED

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT LET'S GO TECHNICALITIES

>>153326626
playoffs

>>153326631
If Switzerland win their game against Canada and Italy loses their game against the US you'd have 3 teams with 5 wins.
However it looks like Italy and Sweden have qualified anyway now? I'm not really sure how that gets tally'd with games to play

Is it true nobody really understands the interplay of physics that make scrubbing the ice an effective tactic?

Gg Sweden your female curler has cute glasses
Which match are we watching now?

>>153326661
Will we meet UK now? I guess we are fucked?

>>153326674
H2H victory is tiebreaker

>>153326631
If two teams are tied, the result of their round robin match determines who advances

>>153326661
A medal would be nice, a gold would be lovely.

>>153326683
She mad

>the swedish duo are siblings
cute!

>>153326683
Mom?

>>153326695
What if 3 teams have tied and all beat one and lost to the other. If you beat Switzerland earlier this point is irrelevant I think.

>>153326560
Italy is through.
Worst case scenario is three way tie with Sweden and Switzerland and that would cause
>Sweden 3rd with a 2-0 H2H
>Italy 4th with a 1-1 H2H
>Switzerland 5th with a 0-2 H2H

>>153326631
no, we beat switzerland
i guess sweden did as well? so even in a three way tie we're safe

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>>153326684
they are too big

>>153326694
ahhh and switzerland lost against italy and sweden...

>>153326683
nerdy wife will be missed

Tror aldrig jag träffat någon som spelar curling. Vet inte en enda curlinghall. Har typ testat på det en enda gång under idrotten i skolan. Sänds typ aldrig curling på tv, förutom under OS.
Kan någon förklara hur vi kan vara bra på det?

>>153326721
Before each game they throw a draw to the button (center of the target) to determine who gets hammer first

The lowest average draw per match is used to determine who advances in that case.

Tack så mycket Norge! Det var snällt! <3

>>153326691
if we beat the US you face the UK and we immediately rematch with the US
if we lose, we face the UK and you the US

So tomorrows games are US vs Sweden and UK vs Italy again?

>>153326782
Yes

See you tomorrow bros :)

the norwegian interviewer talking to sweden and is basically forcing them to thank us multiple times kek

All competions in the olympics are usually rigged for the host nation btw

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>>153326778
We'll find out when these lot play in the morning.

>>153326836
For >>153326782

>>153326778
Why? We'd have the same amount of wins and losses

>>153326836
I'm gonna miss my asian wife.

>>153326439
we are not going to commit the same mistake two times, right guys? cheer america, we played the wrong card 90 years ago, lets fix the mistake

>>153326813
They probably can't understand a word of what the interviewer is saying. I hate the meme of us pretending to understand each other in our native languages.

Yeah go ahead and call me Mohammed, IDGAF.

I hate being a wagie, I miss Tokyo back when I was a semi-NEET

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>>153325541

>>153326880
The asterisk next to her head would have made a brilliant image if you had somehow rigged it for Italy to win.

>>153326880
I'll also take any webms you may have of this broad, and your cash

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Banned from work for 2 weeks so I can watch everything

>>153326935
I've been NEET since last August and it's wonderful at the moment, but I'm finding it very concerning how I apply for jobs and just get completely ignored every single time. No interviews, nothing. I'm obviously doing something wrong and I don't know what it is.

>>153326991
How do you get banned from work without being fired?

>>153327019
I'm pretty sure alot of job adveristments are ghost vacancies, and they collect your data and sell it on.

>>153327019
That's a lot of people nowadays anon, don't be deterred. A lot of this shit is luck of the draw, just keep your chin up.

>>153327050
Forgot to update a license in time and it takes 2 weeks to clear so I'm not allowed to work until then. I can only hope I get fired but I think they need me too much

>>153326764
Gömd curlingkult i norra Svearike.

>>153327050
My bet is SA but he's too important to cut.

>>153327050
In America you shoot someone as a cop. They call it "administrative leave".

>>153327050
smelly farts

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>>153326935
I was wfh for Tokyo and still wfh now, it's coomfy af fr fr

>>153327019
In same seat as you but have been for longer, a full year, though gotten to more interviews just very recently

I don't even understand how it's possible to be a Neet. Back when I was unemployed I got like 200€ from the government, you can't live on that

>>153327188
>>153327218
Can't suffer in Sweden and Burgerstan

>>153327490
I live with my parents but I'm young so I don't know how older guys pull it off. We don't even get benefits like that here unless you're disabled or have mental illnesses.

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>>153326935
Just get WFH job bro. I practically NEET and work like 3 hours a week on a full time job

>>153327490
I get around 1000€ a month for having autism

>>153326870
if we win we have one extra win and tie with the US, h2h with the US would favour us
if we lose we'd tie with you, and h2h favour you

so it's either
>UK>US>SWE>ITA
or
>UK>ITA>US>SWE

>>153327557
>3 hours a week
How? I do WFH but only part time, I have no idea where you cunts get jobs in. Are you a HR roastie or something?

>>153327618
That's why I wish I get fired soon, work my ass off so autists, retards and immigrants don't have to work

>>153327490
I lived with my parents when i was neet, it would be impossible to live comfortably by myself unless i had some disability. Would have to rent a basement outside of town at least and live on bread and water. And still forced to stick to some benefits system with meetings etc.

>>153327490
I saved a lot of money while I had my previous job for eight years. I don't even need gibs now (yet).

>>153327618
that's still nothing
my apartment costs me 14K SEK per month

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Bit disappointing desu lads

>>153326358
>>153326368
Based. I lived in America as a wee lad and they were my favourites.

>>153328057
literally no ass

>>153327929
You can get bostadsbidrag to cover the rent

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>>153328085