It's almost time for the 59th most prestigious event in all of YurosportTonight, at the Levi's Jeans Stadium, 40 miles from San Francisco (imagine Blackpool playing their games in Burnley), the Seattle Seahawks face a resurgent New England Patriots in a game that's already being described as "on this Sunday".For streams, Brits need not worry as the game is live and free... on Channel 5?! How did those shits get the rights? No doubt with pundits like Super Bowl winner Osi Umenyiora and Nadine Coyle shagger Jason Bell, and hopefully Iron Mike Carlson at some point.If you're not so lucky, I dunno use NFLbite or Fawanews or something.As I'm sure our regulars are aware, please bear in mind this is a comfy thread. Yanks are welcome but please take your shoes off inside the house and don't be a daft cunt eh?Kickoff is around 11.30pm GMT once they've saluted the troops, shot down some Ayy Lmaos, wheeled out a near-dead statesman to toss the coin, and rolled out some fat lass to whoop and holler their way through the anthem.
Was waiting for this thread, thanks>its in CaliforniaCringe
CAM ON SEATTLEFIGHT... AND WIN
What's with this guy's comedy voice?
Alright I can't stand it, I'm out.
Fucking hell it's like when Vic Reeves does the Club Singer voice
As much as I'd like to ejaculate into Sam Quek, she is thick as shit.
>phoebe schecterHNNNNNNNNNGGGalso havent posted here in a while what the fuck are these capchas?
>>153333547>what the fuck are these capchas?annoying as fuck is what they are, the text ones took literally half a second
You have to admit the lards are good at choreographing the anthem and the flyovers
why is all so over the top and theyre all so emotional and this is the most important event ever (until next year) and it's all BIBLICAL and IMMENSE
I wonder how much a beer is
>>153333869$20ish
shit teams
>>153333805This one is especially important because America is 250 this year and we have the World Cup this year too
90% of the tickets for this are sold to corporate partners.
No idea what the new kickoff rule is
>>153332132same next year too
>>153334124$3,300 would've got you in the stadium. Quite cheap compared to past super bowls and other recent big events.
Post chubby women
>>153334037Also there's gonna be a war with Iran within months
>>153333805It’s the last year of existence for our Republic. If there was a time for one last hurrah, 2026 is it.
>>153334213We don't fight wars like that anymore desu senpai
doesn't feel right that its still lightbe like having the champion's league final at 3pm
>>153334273Since when?
>>153331690Oh good, it's there. Was wondering where the TRUE thread was
>>153334359it will be dark by the end of the game
>rasneed shasneed
Is going for a field goal really early on a common thing? I would have expected Seattle to go for a touchdown. They didn't look like they were struggling to advance.
>>153334385Since Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq bankrupted us. The highwater mark for an invasion of Iran would've been 2011-2013. Best we can muster now are weekend strikes after the markets close.
>>153334623It was 4th down, taking the 3 is the right move
Is this patriots qb the real deal
How are you #nevergivinguponyourself?
>>153334623At this stage, it would only be an acceptable risk if you had a single yard to go for a touchdown. Anything else would be late-game desperation.
>>153334641>bankrupted usLol. That's not how the dollar works. National debt doesn't matter as long as you keep invading countries.
>>153334670I was unaware it was the 4th down; thank you. This is what happens when you read the sticky thread instead of watching the game.
>>1533346234&7th take the points every time unless you're down by more than 4
>>153334824National debt doesn't matter if the rest of the world recognizes US financial institutions as stable and not at the complete mercy of a toddler in an eighty year old's body.
https://streamed.pk/watch/new-england-patriots-vs-seattle-seahawks-2423873/admin/1
Eating some Pöm Bears
>>153334919If you think US financial institutions are dependent on Trump you're absolutely delusional
>>153334736We get different adverts over here. I've just been advertised a Seiko watch (excellent brand; 10/10 would buy) and apparently Scream 7 will be in cinemas in a few weeks (will not watch). Then it's been gambling, gambling, and AWS.
>>153335009do they still make the salt and vinegar ones? got a packet in my packed lunch literally every single day from being 6 until 16
>>153334824Look at a map of Iran and tell me where American soldiers are going to invade from. The plan was to invade from Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq. People who say there's going to be an actual war are retards who don't know how anything works. For Desert Storm we had 500,000 faggots sitting in the Saudi Arabian desert for months before it happened. For Operation Iraqi Freedom we had 300,000 squatting in the desert before invading. We have nobody sitting around waiting to invade Iran.
>>153335009I got a giant sharing bag of Doritos for 99p that I will eat later. They are vinegar flavour, which is obviously common for crisps but it feels wrong for Doritos.
>>153335178The point has never been to win wars. It's to fight wars and make profit. (and establish a greater Israel) Preferably at a great cost of lives. (for moloch or whatever shit they worship)
Wish I'd saved some pizza tbqh>>153335112Yeah they do lad>>153335203Haven't had Doritos in ages
Excellent punt by the Seahawks punter there
CATCH THE FOOKIN BALL
>>153335203Vinegar Doritos does sound meh. Wish I had a bag of salt & vinegar or smoky bacon Walkers rn.
Coach primate
>>153335411and there it is
>>153335081I just want to say that regardless of the propaganda surrounding your country. I would love to visit. Im not a tourist type but I follow Leicester City FC because of my high school teacher. I love all types of food and would enjoy sharing a pint while watching a match with the lads in the pub
>>153334385Since the last one
>AI add soul to my website>it makes the pictures biggeri laughed
>>153335329He has such good kicking instincts, not sure where it comes from...
>>153335302When there's 500,000 goys lined up to ferry across the gulf enemy at the gates style I'll start taking war with iran in 2 weeks seriously
>There's a player named BootyBut that's okay, because he spells it B*utt*
>>153335437still plenty of nice places herewhere i live is not one of them
>>153335522>As of March 2025, the U.S. military has approximately 1.31 million active-duty personnel across its branches, including the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Coast Guard, and Space Force. This makes it the third-largest active military in the world, following China and India.
macdonald solved mcdaniels its over
>>153335562When's the last time you went to Mosh mucker
why do the commentators put so much emphasis on "ball" in the word "football"
>>153335633Now ask chatjeet how many grunts are stationed next to Iran
in case anyone is confused, because of the unique way that the nfl schedule works, this is actually the first good team that the patriots are facing all season
>>153335437The /pol/ shit is largely overblown, but it's true that the infrastructure is disintegrating. My local supermarket can no longer be relied on to have everything I need.I have friends who are massive alcoholics who go out watching football in the pub a couple of times a week. I don't know if it's the same as in America, but if you want to do it, I can assure you that it does still happen. Although my friends prefer a classy "sports bar" to the local dive pubs that they've been barred from, so it might not be quite what you're after.
>>153335654i have no idea where you're referring to lel
>>153335562Brother I live in Chicago. I've had people let me cut in line in other states because they think I'm some bad mfer. I'm the chilliest anon you'll ever meet. The reason I'm saying this is because regardless of where you live. Thier is a part of it where it's gentrified or in the process of it.
>>153335821Ah sorry lad thought the Yank said Leicester for a reason. It's a cheap rock nightclub there
>>153335736its foot BAW you pleb
>88
>>153335751You can easily ship them there within months. Besides, it's unlikely to be a large scale ground invasion. Could be they just do the plain old CIA color revolution like they have starting right now, but Trump is so compromised I find it unlikely it leaves at that.
>>153335786I noticed a statistic on the screen about matches played away from home. Seattle were like 14-2 or something while New England were 9-0. They didn't explain why the Seahawks had to play nearly every match away.>>153335736For me, it's pronouncing them as "OFFence" and "DEEfence" because it's an American sport so we can't pronounce those words the way we have pronounced them for centuries.
>>153335786Nah, the Buffalo Bills were good this season. They played the Patriots twice and won 1 lost 1
>>153335898>chicagoim sorryin case you're curious, i live in a place called wisbech. well known around here for being a complete dump of a town
Seahawks receivers playing like ASS
>>153335814I was recently in London and it's fascinating how much of a dystopian hellhole it really is.
thought sandler was a jew york yid and would support the giants
Butter chicken samosas and some chorizo and chicken bites with salsa brava
>>153336003Iranians are universally very wary of CIA interference, since this would be the third or fourth time their government has been overthrown by US interests. Most likely in my opinion is that Trump will just declare war randomly in the middle of the night and send 400,000 troops on aircraft carriers across the Atlantic, and Iran would just have to sit and watch them approach because there's nothing they can do about it. They would probably beg Trump to make a deal, and Trump loves deals, so there wouldn't even be any fighting by the time they got there.
>>153336171>I was recently in Londonmy condolences
>>153336003So war is unlikely and if anything more than 2 weeks away k......keep me posted
>>153336061Looks comfy
>>153336061That's exactly what I'm saying lol. I've lived with the gangsters in Chicago and have seen first hand the gentrification in the "hood" your town or any town is not safe. If I had to give any advice, buy any bit of properties possible. When the gentrification happens. You'll make a killing either selling it or passive income renting it out.
>>153336392Didn't say anything about 2 weeks, you made that up in your head
>>153336456>You can easily ship them there within monthsRetard
Emma Stone is still relevant?
>>153336487>months>2 weeksAmerican education at work
>>153336547up for an oscar
>>153336031Come to think of it, Americans never pronounce the word that way when in a military context, only for leisure activities like sports or video games. Just like how everybody uses the bastardized pronunciation for Notre Dame the university but never for the cathedral.
>>153336663Quasimodo predicted all this
>>153336420I'm looking forward to gentrification, because I live in the very worst part of south Manchester, and they're demolishing loads of it and rebuilding it. It was a nice place in the 1970s, and has not changed at all since then. Derelict office buildings abound. The houses are pretty nice, but they are used as social housing for some of the worst scum in the city, so gentrification would make me very happy.
>>153331690Mr porkys are so peng
Looks pretty tight and competitive so farFrom what I've lightly read on this board the past weeks I thought the pats would be getting btfo
commentators try to make everything a soundbite
>>153336794Outside of special teams or a turnover the Patriots might not score.
>>153336770these are the best ones ive tried by far
>>153336750alri longsightlad
>>153336806Every form of media is like that now, just trying to make "clippable" content
>>153335081Canada just gets the same ads that we always get
>>153336867For me it's Raygray. They're absolutely vile in the best way.
>>153336321
6-0 most dangerous leadsIn a game of 4 half's, it's all to play for
Is the Super Bowl on every channel in America? The onscreen graphics are never the same twice whenever a game is shown over here, and I can only assume the international broadcast is a different channel's feed every time.
>>153336969I wish I could find this stuff here. Have to go to an asian market or something.
If I wanted to watch cunts kicking it through the posts from anywhere for 3 points I'd watch Rugby Union
>>153336861Is it because the pats offense is bad? Or because seahawk defense is good?
was there always a downie in backstreet boys
>>153337051Not only every channel but the FCC mandates that it's on every screen in the country.
>>153336896You make a good point, actually, but that's not where I am. I am in the Benchill area of Wythenshawe. Longsight has gangs and dangerous shit, but it's much nearer the centre so it's probably got yuppies too. It's true that I've never been there, because nobody ever goes there.
>>153337051Fox and CBS get all the Sunday afternoon gamesNBC gets Sunday nightABC/ESPN gets Monday nightI think Amazon Prime gets Thursday night in America not 100% sure though
>>153337027Still more than L1. We can't compet.
>>153337051Coverage of the game rotates yearly through the four major broadcast networks.
okay i made my money. activate the script refkings.
>>153337110Seahawks defense is that good, specifically Macdonald's system. Basically he plays exclusively nickel or one less linebacker in exchange for an extra safety which is normally for pass heavy situations, even in run heavy situations. This lets him have 2 high safeties and alot of maneuverability in his calls. The counter is to run the ball but teams haven't been able to. This vid explains it a bit more. It's a bit jargon heavy but I'm pretty confident that the Pats are done outside of someone not the defense fucking up big time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHlioLw11WY
when do they do a touchdown lads
>>153337437Sorry it's because I'm watching. Last super bowl I wasn't working during had one touchdown very late in the game
>>153337051i like the fox graphics with those robot dudesit's kind of stupid but its a stupid game at the end of the day
>>153337437One minute before half-time for the Seahawks, then the Patriots will get one in the third quarter, then the Seahawks will get another in the fourth quarter. There will also be a couple more field goals for the Seahawks. I am always right when I make predictions like this.
WHOOPS BUTTERFINGERS
semen slurping punt off
>>153337915Will the Patriots score at least three earlier in this game than the point where it was 28-3 and they won in that other Super Bowl?
glad im not in tomorrow or id be absolutely seething about how much of a slurper it is
i dont know who bad bunny is lads
>>153338122You know all those dozens of unknown Hispanic rappers who were on Despacito? I don't think he was any of them.
NFL deserves bankruptcy
>>153338122zesty puerto rican
>>153338084I took today off from work. I regret using a vacation day right now
>>153338122we're all watching the maga one with kidmolester rock instead
>>153338122they told me the bunny was bad but the music was even worseAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153338122https://www.youtube.com/live/nJszMT9wZtQ?si=ciTHqfDu_HpoPGTKhere's the other halftime show
yeet
The most distressing thing about this Super Bowl is that I remember thinking Super Bowl XL had a cool number, because it was like the extra-large Super Bowl. Presumably, Super Bowl XL was TWENTY YEARS ago.
So, this game sucks, right now? Right?
>>153338434They hated him for he spoke the truth
>>153338596This game is for the punt sickos
>>153338596No, this is mega exciting versus diveball amirite fellow americans haha
>>153338596It's just very defensive. I remember the one where the Denver Broncos lost like 52-7 or whatever, and I loved that one, but other people said that one sucked because it was so one-sided. By that logic, this one could arguably not be that bad (although I'm not digging it myself).
watching this is like sitting in stop start traffic.
HURRY UP AND DO THE MEXICAN RAP SONGS
>>153338596It’s a HUGE day for american football franchises and you’re criticising?
>>153338796Seattle/Denver was funny enjoyable bad because it was the first Super Bowl blowout in like 12 years
>>153338867Are they even gonna show that on channel 5? Didn't see Green Day since they wanted to fuck around with talking heads.
>>153338796there aren't really any good offensive players other than Smith-Njigba (kind of Kupp but he is older) so while the defenses are good and playing well, the offenses aren't too greatgood defensive battles are more interesting when they are legit stopping good offenses like the eagles did against mahome's chiefs last year
>half way into the """biggest sporting event in the world""">literally nothing has happened
>>153339098There's been many ad breaks and a Mexican fella is gonna sing soon. I'd hardly call that nothing.
millennials need to die
>>153338985only college football has huge days because that is the more SOVL kind of football
>That Dunkin' commercialAnd people are complaining about AI Slop...
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me lads. Thank fuck the Six Nations is on.
>>153339281cope it was a certified dunkakino classic
>>153339098Does feel a bit semenslurpery doesn't it
Well played Bueno chads
>>153339280Holy shit. I am reminded of when this guy scored his 1000th goal in Australian rules football, about which I know nothing but apparently 1000 goals is very rare.
Nice defense. Can't deny.
>>1533392800:17 the fan flipping him off on camera TOP KEK
>Boring owl LX
Damn new england actually really can't score for shitKinda anti-climatic almost
The game really killed the thread off
where is the chud halftime show being streamed from
>>153339845I'm feeling the first super bowl shutout this year
One of the pundits over here, a former player I've never heard of, said before the game started that "This is not the game to try something new." I understand the philosophy behind that, but I get the feeling this game is extremely tactically unadventurous. There are so many things that must be allowed in the rules which just never happen. I want lateral passes and safeties, but neither team is willing to try anything.
>>153340029Maybe they should all get sex change operations and HRT at halftime? Switch things up?
well im off to sleep lads, what a fucking pile of shite
If you say "Super Bowl LX" but you say it quickly and mumble a bit, it sounds like you're saying "Super Bollocks". How appropriate.
yanks appropriating british culture for a bud light adi am not happy!
>>153340194Would be interesting at least.
Americans are so fucking stupid. Jesus.
Why did those plants look like people?
>>153340029If the grind continues in the Seahawks favor expect to see the kitchen sink so to speak. Reason why nothing "new" is tried is because there's a limited amount of time to install plays and practicing lateral passes takes away from practicing the other 99.9% conventional plays.
>>153340290Lel
Hahahaha what theFUCK
member when puerto rico was a sugar cane plantation
I don’t speak spic
>foreign language singing during the biggest sports event of the countryFuck this gay country and fuck this gay Earth
>>153340194
failed gcse spanishspeak english lad
Yep, all the chuds are having strokes right now. I love it.
Wtf this is like some shit you'd hear blasted in a sketchy Spanish taxi cab in 2010
>literal homo thugs humping each otherlmao
Does he always wear those giant shoulder pads? He wore them at the Grammys too. Or is his body really that shape?
>>153340029The last time something adventurous happened in the Super Bowl was the Nick Foles Philly special and before that the New Orlean Daints with an onside kick to start the second half, both pretty wild at the time
what a fantastic advert for puerto rican culture
Why does she wear the trumpet
>>153341007puerto rico is actually quite nice. most of them speak english and were quite welcoming to gringos.
>>153341007For me, it's Hector Lavoe
is this the mexican superbowl half time show?woke nonsense, get ted nugent on stage
>>153340976David Byrne maxxing
This is a humiliation ritual
why that beanette dye her hair blondeMY RACE IS NOT A COSTUME
https://rumble.com/v75h6q6-tpusas-all-american-halftime-show.html
>>153341372i'll take the woke latin rapper over the anti-woke latin rapper thanks
>>153331690I'm very confused. What's happening?
This is way more heterosexual than you guys were making it out to be
This is pretty interesting to say the least. The commercials have been lackluster and the game has been eh. The bad Bunny parts are okay but this blonde haired shorty and her intimacy scene is enjoyable. I like the story that it tells from an eventful youth to the first date and marriage. The daily life in Puerto Rico scenery going all around. 7/10
Is that Ricky Martin?
The staging is unironically really good. The music's instantly forgettable and isn't catchy at all, but the sets and the art direction are fantastic.
>>153341372
>>153341293So that's what this post meant: >>153339032
It's not music I listen to and or like but if this makes MAGA fascists shit and piss their pants I'm happy.
I preferred the Winter Olympics opening desu
>>153341602i dont dislike it at all but yeah it is forgettable
I preferred the Summer Olympics opening desu
>>153341602i feel like he's spent most of it just talking
>sport that basically only America plays>MOVE THAT AMERICAN FLAG OUT OF THE WAY WE HAVE 3RD WORLD NATION FLAGS TO PARADE AROUNDHumiliation ritual
THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT-3s4ZQEhs
>>153341765brown hands wrote this post
>>153341602My thoughts exactly. Really good production with lacking music
what was written on the ball?
How ironic that the svedka vodka had now soul considering they used bots
>>153340290underrated
>>153342017>supporting and defending the agenda of an (alleged) paedophile enabler, possibly one himself (allegedly)shan't
>>153341983You're basically a 3rd world nation now
>>153341522>I like the story that it tells from an eventful youth to the first date and marriage.I missed that completely. I am so bad at spotting stories like this.I also get the feeling Bad Bunny's show ended a bit early, and I thought they cut his microphone too.
>>153341765Based piss and shit enjoyer
>>153342351I think you might be severely autistic
>>153342359Well, you know what Germans are like.
New England is going to need at least two scores if they want any chance at staying in this one
a lot of sofia vergara in these adverts(not complaining)
>>153342494Thanks, John
I'm flagging lads.
>>153342280brown hands also wrote this post
>>153342716San Francisco is eight hours behind our timezone. They have absolutely no motivation to finish this match soon.
1st half is boring. I think the NFL will pull a riggi in the 2nd half.You cant tell the rest of the world how entertaining handegg is then have a shit final like this. It's embarrassing.
>>153342760>defending nonces
other than throwing this game for NE this kid cant throw for shit
>>153341983In my eyes any Country with free gun laws is a thirdy. I would even say everything on your side except canada is thirdy as fuck
>That was the SIXTH punt for New England in this game so far
>>153342980both teams havent been able to throw so farDefense too OP
>>153343060watch the game Mesut
Those mouthguards on a string look like dummies on a baby's bib.
yep its over
>>153331690One thing I always thought was strange was that the structure of football (our football) would also perfectly appeal to Yankee cultural sensibilities. The jock Chad would be the striker, his buddies the wingers and the midfielders would be the brains and brawn and the goalie would be the heckin wholesome underdog. It seems that it'd fit the US like a glove. American football without the stop and start, with its chess like structure, would be a hit with Europeans. Same thing with baseball. You'd think Americans would like simpler games with the structure of football and basketball but alas.
Honey roasted peanut m&m's are pretty good
>we're in the timeline where dangerzone darnold wins the owlblessed
Have the Patriots changed their defensive tactics? They're defending like shit suddenly.
>>153343258>American football without the stop and start,So, rugby
>>153342957brown hands continue to post ITT
>>153343397As a Union fan, I thought rugby was stop/start as fuck but watching this is another level entirely.
SEA runningback seems like this game's MVP
>>153342351It's alright, as a brown skinned pink palmed meheecan. I see it all the time and experienced it as well. The issue is that women tend to get addicted to the night life instead of who actually sets up vibes of the night (thier partner). So you have youthful women and youthful men going on outings where drinking and drugs are widely available. Now you have a huge chemical imbalance where both parties are going all over the place neither get married or start a relationship.
>>153343397the reason rugby never took off in the us is because everyone wants it to be rugby union which is even worse than american footballgive them league, that's the good one
What are all those white flakes all over the field? Dandruff and psoriasis?
The camera keeps cutting to some Patriots coach or something who looks exactly like famous English TV presenter Ben Shephard.
AND THE KICK..................IS............................................................UP
>>153343140My Name ist literarisch Richard Schmidt. Besides this, I really don’t care about about Arabs and Eastern immigrants, if you are smart enough to live in smaller cities in bavaria or other west german Bundesländer , foreign people are not that present. Same goes with any European 100k cities…
Ever play crazy drake? That was some game
>>153343397rugby refs never let the whistle leave their lips
>>153343519Seattle kicker has to be in the conversation
>4 kicks in the goal to 0 kicks in the goalWhat an exciting divegrass match
both of these qbs suck
>>153343545>>153343397The only U.S sport that's superior to its English counterpart is baseball. Cricket fucking sucks and there's no sensible argument to be made over it being better than baseball. But yeah, the rest of yank sports suck. But i do think baseball is fucking awesome and we Euros should've adopted it.
>>153343647That's like me with but with BBC
>>153343757nah cricket is kino
>>153343757Baseball is lame as fuck and barely a sport.
>>153343554Paint
The defensive coordinator for the Seattle Seahawks is English. They showed an interview with him before the game started, but I didn't pay attention because I was unaware how influential he was going to be.
>>153343757
>>153343757bazball is kino
hearing reports on twitter that bad bunny has been apprehended by ice outside the stadium
>>153343818If it was you'd actually say why. It's not. Nobody fucking likes cricket. End of.
>>153343575Kurt Warner?
Predictions? I'm fucking tired and will go to bed soon.My pick is Seattle, but I still remember 2017 when I went to bed thinking Atlanta would win.
>>153343757Baseball's coolness is carried by Japanese.On the other hand, cricket's aura is brought down by Indians.
>>153343757But the English counterpart to baseball is rounders.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IaZ88LLtXI
>>153343258Once upon a time soccer actually was popular in the US (in the 1920s) but FIFA chicanery against our main league killed it, so soccer was seen as something of foreign subversion ever since. The American industrial/media wherewithal at the turn of the century was too robust compared too most of the rest of the world at the time as everyone started finding the leisure time for sport to settle for "simpler games". We played football, basketball, baseball, and hockey all at once simply because we could.
>>153344041for me its the villainmaxxing australians
>>153343941I can't explain why to you because you compared it to baseball much like you compared football to futbol. You're retarded and can't be reasoned with.
>>153344041This is true. They give it a lot of juice, like Russians with Ice Hockey. They adopted it and made it their own. It's also worth mentioning that I did get into baseball because of anime, so there's that. If only Japs funneled that energy into football, maybe they'd pull a Croatia.
>>153344039It's over for Patriots
>>153344025That could be him, but why would he be wearing an outfit with a Patriots logo on it? If he works for the Patriots now then it's definitely him, but Wikipedia doesn't mention that if he does.
Ever been a suberb owl without a TD?
>>153344094It just seems like culturally you guys are missing dominating in football. You dominate in everything else and yet there's this huge gaping hole in the World most popular cultural event that you're not a part of.
>>153344099funny thing is no matter arrogant and insufferable the aus team is, they're always less hated than the indian team
>>153344193>I did get into baseball because of animeSamurai Champloo?
Why did the patriots punt? Game is rigged
>>153344334According to Google, no. Nor has there ever been a Super Bowl where one team scored zero. The current record lowest-scoring Owl was New England 13 LA Rams 3.
>>153344193Japanese football is getting pretty high level. The only problem is that their professional sports model is corporate slop, the same as America.
>>153344413No, this newer anime about the cute slags on the stands selling beverages. I really liked the laid-back nature of baseball and its audience who don't take it deathly seriously (or at least not as much) like Euroball fans who chimp out and make watching the sport live insufferable.
Why are the pats so absolutely rubbish in attack? How did they get this far?
>>153344365Our de jure empire did not stretch beyond the Caribbean aside from the Philippines.
>>153344613they played a team that threw 4 interceptions in the 1st half then they played a team whose quarterback broke his ankle
>>153344603Ah gotcha. Probably showing my age that my first thoughts were one off episodes of Samurai Champloo and Cromartie High School
>>153344603>I really liked the laid-back nature of baseball and its audience who don't take it deathly seriously (or at least not as much) like Euroball fans who chimp out and make watching the sport live insufferable.That's called fan culture vs. being an amerifat consoomer
>>153344733>>153344603For me, it was the Koshien reference in a ton of manga and anime. That made me curious
>>153344585I'm aware. I played a lot of JLeague saves on footy games and researched it but still, they're on a good track. Iirc, the sport is massively overtaking baseball with the youth who consider Bball unc shit and want to be apart of the rest of the world, not a small group of nations barely keeping this sport alive. It's not unfathomable that it could be the no.1 sport although Japs cling to baseball because they consider football a globalised sport that leads to muttling hafus which is a valid concern.
>>153344603>I really liked the laid-back nature of baseball and its audience who don't take it deathly seriouslyThat's because there are 162 games in a season. They don't take it seriously because most games don't have much individual importance
>>153344613Absolutely joke level regular season scheduleBarely beat the Chargers who had no o-lineBarely beat the Texans who had their QB committing domestic terrorism Barely beat the Broncos who had a bad backup QB in the snow how hadn't played a game in two yearsPatriots are schedule babbies
>>153344888>>153344760They keep a safe distance to a commercialised sport as a hobby, unlike football fans who are deluded and parasocial. That's what I appreciate.
>>153344603It's so often said that sports are an escape from your troubles, but I like to think of baseball as the one where you face them. Games being almost every day matches the daily grind of life and the level of luck involved teaches you to roll with the punches. Even the time of year its played reflects a sense of death & rebirth.
>>153344543
are they allowed to score a try?
>>153344725>>153344928What a shame because this is the worst Owl I’ve ever watched. Normally you get the feeling that an Owl is two elite teams going all out
>>153345142only if the defense consents
>>153344928Wait a minute...Patriots going to the owl...In a unstable year for world politicsMakes you think
There's a TV advert that was just on, with a talking dog in a big pink Cadillac:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MX__U81oQwIt freaks me out because it's identical to this cartoon I used to watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVGzXn9MX5YI swear there have been other dogs in Cadillacs too. Is it a reference to something?
>>153345177The super bowl was two weeks ago unfortunately
>>153344603baseball's pretty chill but i hate how little of a team game it isthe whole game just seems to be about collecting good pitchers/sluggers individually and putting them on the field - there aren't any creative plays to be plotted
>>153344991Yeah well, European football used to be about community and local clubs. So yeah the old mindset is kinda retarded considering it's all for profit slop owned by foreign entities and corporations barring few exceptions.
>>153344822the younger generation of broccoli heads is really into soccer but i dont think you would really notice if you are from a country where soccer is already traditionally popular. even here more people probably know mbappe or vini than shohei or even any player on the blue jays.
Was this game prophesied in the Bible?
>>153345312I don't think any of us here know which game you mean. Did it have the Buffalo Bills in it? I got the impression from threads here (that I didn't actually read) that the Buffalo Bills were expected to go to the Owl this season.
>>153345177Lats year's was worse because it was total blowoutAt least there are still tension in this game
>>153345312Which game was that? I didn’t watch any of the playoffs after my Ravens didn’t make it
>>153345082That's fascinating, truly. I also appreciate that the body types involved in the sport are relatively common and normal so there's that appeal. It's an incredibly charming sport, that's for sure. I only learned the rules this year and got into it properly. I'll definitely watch the new season. The team I'll keep an eye on is the Red Sex, but only because I've got an uncle there who once gave a cap even though i didn't know nothing about baseball. Cheers!
>>153345438He probably means the real owl was between the Rams and the Seahawks since the winner would play either a fraud or a cripple.
>>153345438>>153345474Seahawks vs Rams in the NFC championship. #1 offense vs #1 defense. The rams head coach wanted to kill himself after the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCJ2nBAEaU
do it for the gipper
which nfl team do i support?>sandcastle fan
Maye getting crushed, there's no chance
>>153345540i meant the*Red Soxobviouslyhehe>>153345365Sad but true. Just stubborn tradition keeping these people chained to corporations.
>>153345678Ronald Reagan?
There's the Maye fumble finally
Offside rule ruining another game
Also why isn’t Collinsworth calling the play with his boyfriend Michaels any more?
>that collective facepalm by the pats defensekek
Yo' ass got SACKED
>>153344025They showed him again and I decided he must be the main coach. I was thinking of Mike Vrabel. Maybe he doesn't look like Ben Shephard.
Is it me or did that quarter go a lot quicker than usual?
>>153345846Al Michaels is old and senile and NBC didn't want him back. It's been like 3-4 years nowHe does the Thursday night games now
>>153345687When I went to New Orleans, I thought it was like America's Newcastle (a regionally important city, with noticeable poverty but a tremendous party atmosphere) and it made me become a Saints fan, so I recommend you start following the New Orleans Saints. However, they never reach the Super Bowl so you will see them play very rarely.
>>153346095It took a little under an hour, which is the same speed as the others so far. It felt faster, though.
>theres 15 (60) more minutes of thisHoping for a good and exciting rig last quarter
>>153346286Maybe 'cause nothing's happening.
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!! There has actually been a touchdown! Details aren't important, but someone actually got one!
How do you say it's over in New Englandish
RIP kicker MVP dreamHopefully the shutout dream lives on
damn I was hoping this game would've ended with no TDs to solidify it as the most semen slurping bowl ever. now it's just a blowout.
i remember watching the game the seahawks lost against NE in the superbowl and feeling really bad for them
>>153346168thank you for the infowhat's another 70 year wait?
Maybe the New England Patriots will get a 19-0 after all this time XDDDDD
looks like the patriots are going to need at least 3 touchdowns to win this game
88 brother!
GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
>>153346425its ovah you cacksuckah
>made chicken wings>bought some of the most sugary american candy and sodas risking diabetes>root beer float candy wtf?>patriots losing in the worst fashion >all that sugar for nothingWtf bros..
>>153346425its fackin ova kid bettah luck next thyme
>>153346479At least it’s going to be the first ever shutout cos the patriots ain’t getting near
>>153346553KWAB
>>153346687did you not enjoy the food/drinks?
>>153346553
STREAKER>STREAKERSTREAKER>STREAKERSTREAKER>STREAKERSTREAKER>STREAKERSTREAKER>STREAKERSTREAKER>STREAKER
handbags
What started the fight?
It’s rigged for a tie like always.
Booooooooooooo no shutout
He called the streaker an "idiot". That's hate speech. It's time to stop hate
Holyyy shitttt we have a game
COMEBACK IMMINENT PATSCHAD
Too late
ffs
>Touchdowns>No shutoutThere's only one thing left to watch for, and that would be another Patriots comeback. I don't want that to happen due to Brady PTSD, so nothing good can happen now.
I hope whomever wrote this year’s script gets fired
SCORIGAMI!
That SEA cornerback who surrendered the TD seems out of itHh might make this game more interesting.
MOST DANGEROUS
holy puntaroni
Is it allowed to score a field goal from a punt by mistake? Would it still count or do you have to declare that you're punting rather than going for the field goal before you kick it?
SOUR CAROLINE (POO POO POO)PUSSY NEVER TASTE SO BAD (SO BAD, SO BAD)
7 + 3 + 7 + 3
>>153347623The penalty for that would be forced circumcision
>>153347623Field goals have to be either kicked off the turf or drop kicked (a drop kick hasn't been completed or tried I think since early 2000s by Doug Flutie).
>>153347670Patriots will get two more touchdowns to make it 21-19, then Seattle will get a field goal with the last kick of the game. That's the script I want.
>>153347708Like jumping off the turnbuckle and kicking the ball?
fucking coward not taking the tackle
kwab
Horrible interceptionThat pretty much killed the chance of a close game
ogre
>>153347374Why did they censor burn?
I thought this shit was supposed to be scripted? Are these just bad actors or?
more like Drake GAAAAAAYYYYYY amirite!?!?!?
>>153347708Wait they can drop kick like in rugby?>this shitty QBOVER
>>153347903It's offensive
Walker probably wins MVP at this point
>>153347708how many points for a drop goal
>>153348050same as a field goal or kicking extra point depending on the play
>>153347995Yes but it's only been done once since the war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfaavF1R3E>>1533480501 for an extra point or 3 for a field goal
>>153348029To who?
>Patriots timeoutWhy are they prolonging my suffering?
>>153348157They have concepts of a plan
>>153348131Burn victims
>>153347995They can, but it's pretty ill-advised given the shape of the ball. There has been one single instance of a drop kick field goal since 1941, which was played as an honor given to an aging quarterback for what was likely the last play of his career.
Myers 5 field goalsWalker 157 yards (no TDs)Darnold 202 yards 1 TD (QB bias)No standout defensive playerWho wins MVP?
with that field goal a super bowl record of 5 field goals has been set
>>153348220Maybe this'll be another 28-3, and they'll celebrate it every year on the zeroth of December.
>>153348252Kenneth Walker III is the only name I have heard repeatedly during this game, so I'd give it to him. It should be the kicker, but if he was so good, why don't I know his name?
>>153348283A great new record of semen slurping
>>153348419I think it might be the least amount of penalties called/yardage as well at this rate
>>153348283Last fun hope of this super bowl is kicker MVP
holy kino
The transfer market in American Football is very underwhelming to be honest
battered themnot even close in the end
Comeback is still possible Patsbros, just believe in the power of massage parlir happy endings
Total humiliation
So is that what a "pick six" is?
>>15334854917 points scored kek
It seems like they didn't want to highlight the fighting tonight, so they pretended it didn't happen. No penalties called for throwing punches or late hits out of bounds
few of these dark fellas have proper ngubu names
>>153348813no that was a fumble recovery for a touchdowna pick is when the defense intercepts a pass, so a pick 6 is when the defense intercepts a pass and returns it for a touchdown
>>153348799Had it been the burrs I would agree but nah this game is as good as over
>>153348549If Vinatieri never won an MVP I dont see that happening here
>>153349042Caleb would have had at least 14 points in the last 10 minutes
There's no hope for a comeback without New England's brave Tom Braider
>>153348549give it to the pats quarter back
>>153349226I've watched all the superb owls but I haven't liked the sport anywhere near as much since this guy retired it's just not the same
>>153349312I'd give it to the Patriots kicker. MVP = Most Voluminous Punter
>>153349226Let Tom Brazier cook
>>153349312Only one loser has ever won (back in 1970 I think) and he was mad that they gave it to him. No way they ever do that again
>Another fucking timeoutSo...do you think that streaker earlier paid $3,000+ for the chance to streak?
>>153349481new updateNick wants OF wife
>>153349481>Wants to team up with arabs and blacks to fight the jewsActually the war went back to Eurasia from Eastasia and they are now going all in on fighting muslims again.
Terrible call
>penaltyKICKER MVP MEME DREAM LIVES ON
punter might get mvp desu senpai
Do the players have to keep playing even though they know there's no way to change the result?
>>153350052They just focus on not getting hurt for nothing
gg time again for another long ass off season
>>153350223At least it's a world cup year. Makes the summer go by faster
The absolute soullessness of this shit
I can't decide if I like what Sam Quek's wearing in the studio on the Channel 5 coverage. On the one hand, it's a bright red velvet suit, which is awesome. On the other hand, the shoulder pads make her look like she's come dressed as one of Flash Gordon's enemies.Thank you all for a comfy and enjoyable thread, anyway. And now we can go to bed!
>>153350621Night nigel. Good thread
soulless giving the trophy to the owner and the "organization"
>>153351016What are the crowd chanting?
>walker MVPFucking cowards hate special teams
