Captain Canada Edition>>153306903No men's hockey games until Wednesday
first for Roman Reigns
EH OH, CANADA GO!
>>153340353My penguins (:
remember to buy the olympic jerseys, goys
>rolls into thread
didney corbsy
>>153340353>>153341072everyone looks like alexei yashin now
Preparing the collage for when McKenna goes first overall and becomes the next Kucherov as the doubters cope and seethe.
>>153341072cute :3
You know who probably has more interesting things to say about the Latino experience than Bad Bunny? Raffi Torres
I’m watching the alternative halftime show and it’s good. Not for political reasons It’s just country and that’s all it takes to make me happy. Idk who bad bunny even is I’m too old I guess
>>153341744If he wasn't before breaking that guy's jaw, he definitely is now. GMs like that sort of thing.
>>153342004Exactly.
>>153342215There's a cool story about how Bieksa made the Canucks because he got into a bar fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cabfD3HaM
>>153341374why is my rat so zesty?
>>153342587He know what the people want
>>153342459this is fun :)
>>153342587mr. bear made him do it
>>153342686he refuses to listen to what others say about mr. bear
>>153342459>He's never touched juice in his life...>He's never done steroids
>>153339024Dude, team Canada is impossibly stacked. But can they jell as a team?
>>153342668the nhl is finally pandering to the heated rivalry audience
>>153342587why does cros and mac have those little tags on their shirts?
>>153343400remote-activated tasers in case they name the Gary
How come the Grey Cup didn't get a sticky?
wow another field goal what a cool championship
>>153343217I dont think its gonna be a problem
I miss my sunday night shit game
>>153344484yeah Team Canada is stacked as fuck
>>153344982could do with a winnipeg vs flames right about now this owl is just drizzling shit
>>153345651have you tried moving away from the incontinent owl
Did Marchand bring his teddy bear to the Olympics?
>>153347181i would
>>153347181Teddy (Blueger) is there.
imagine not being comfy
Had a little too much to drink this Super Bowl and I’m not done.
we don't snuggle latvians here
>>153347554that's more of an /iihf/ thing
>>153347462comfy is a codeword for cozy but I must wage tomorrow :(
>>153347633I wish /hoc/ had more euros
>trying to do actual work and enjoy funposting on 4chan>some dickhead city worker with a mower is out
>>153347648i work at a school and we got a two hour delay:)
>>153347554Latvia is /hoc/s team for the Olympics. Much in the same way that CBJ is /hoc/s team in the NHL.
>>153347775based! are you a teacher?
>>153348111yeah
>>153348230you're doing god's work
>>153347775School can be delayed?
>>153348412thank you its a calling>>153348425yeah if its too cold for lils to be at bus stops they'll change schedule or cancel the day
>>153348841makes sense. it's been too cold lately
>>153348927right now its 7negative 4 st bus stop time
>>153348841That's interesting. Is it just for little kids? I can't imagine teenagers would be thrilled with being told they need to be at school at like 4 or 5pm.
>>153349044its like a line change littles go like 8-3:30middles go like 8:30-3high schoolers go like 7-2:30
>>153349189that's the way it was in my school district
>>153349314meant middles 7:30 but yeahit works well
Celebrini is being corrupted in the Olympic village right now. that slutty dutch speedskater has probably found him already
>>153349504he's vulnerable without reaves
>>153349504what's his name?
I miss the NHL :(Don't care about the Exhibition Olympics
>>153349504Crosby will ensure that he practices semen retention until marriage
>>153349610>"Save you semen until you are married, young one, that's what I did.">"But Crosby-sensei, you aren't married!" exclaims Macklin, with a look of confused bewilderment.>"Exactly, young grasshopper, exactly." Sid says with a smirk as he flashes Mack his three Cup rings.
>>153349902Crosby will marry and reproduce with a good nova scotian 20 year old the second he retires
>>153349564same. it's not best-on-best without russia there.
Shit game
I hate this. Born in Pittsburgh. Have watched and lived everything Crosby has done for hockey here. Now I have to root against him again. FUCK.
>>153349986>implying he didn't already use hockey sorcery to produce macklin
>>153350246Didn't you have to root against him in 2010?
>>153350333EVERY. FUCKING. INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT. I know what's coming because I watch him game in and game but I secretly hope that the USA can beat Canada... but with him at the helm. We're fucked.
>>153347181of course. he carried him in his backpack
maybe crosby has a secret son with his girlfriend who they will unveil at the 2027 NHL draft
>>153350246Why don't you just trade him for an equally good American player
worst owl of my life death to america death to israel
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153350505god shut the fuck up you fucking annoying faggot holy fuck
>>153350578she looks to weak to contain his powerful seed
>>153350578when the penguins draft the seemingly innocuous Cidney Srosby Junior in the third round who looks suspiciously like Sidney Crosby but with the broccoli haircut only to reveal he was in actuality Sidney Crosby Junior
>>153350578I hope so. At this rate, his sperm is expired
>>153341995Kek it was dogshit bro.
>>153350578I find the secrecy around his personal life suspicious.Is he a Dicaprio bro? Incel?
drop the puck gary
asterisk olympics without russia. you guys aren't really going to watch are you?
>>153342587kek, his face is so fucked it looks plastic
>>153351368Wasn’t the rumor that he has a very very smoll penis. I swear one or more of his teammates said that
>>153350972You hear that, PWHL player on /hoc/? Stop kissing girls
>>153351485russia chose anally raping priests over olympics hockey, i'm not gonna cry for them
>>153351919>mfw applesauce
>>153351516he's more likely to simply be gay. tinymeat never stopped any famous person.
>>153351919>>153352086Alert! Alert! Heated rivalry detected!
game sucked
sound system gonna bring me back up yaone thing that i can depend on
>>153351061Fucking retarded hole.
>>153350246I live in Pittsburgh and a penguins fan but I would never cheer for c*nada
>>153352384I want her to beat me up
>>153352384they call her the human chatgpt because she hallucinates
>>153352427tiny on pace for kwaboty again
slopdown was cancelled
no tranny that was hampage kwab
teams should invest in scouting the figure skating circuit that malinin kid is pretty good, imagine him backflipping over a check then reversing so quickly the checkers legs literally explode sending viscera and bone fragments all over the boards
>>153352692>front flips over back flipping twink in midairheh nothing personnel kid>stinky glove facewash/slewfoot>twink diesand then everyone clapped
>>153350791Hyvää yötä?
>>153352730Turning the NHL into Devil May Cry On Ice sounds like it would be a hoot and a holler
>>153352565why are you addressing yourself in third person?
>>153352759That's one way to get player to start wearing neckguards.
>>153352764>tf1993
>>153352770They didn’t even after that black guy murdered that player in England
>>153352770>twink does a triple axel into the crease, beheads at both dmen and concusses the goalieI think the only real difference between figure skaters and the more nimble hockey guys is that the figure skaters avoid bulking because they're minmaxing physics.
>>153352843so then what is crosby wearing around his neck in the op?
>>153352864That's a shock collar.
>that pic of stone and suzuki next to each other on the planekino
>>153352843Aren't they mandatory for new players starting next year?
>>153352909For “new” players everyone else is grandfathered in
>>153352843Actually they did, but like all policy rollouts it takes forever. Starting '26-'27 NHL players will be required to wear nek protection. Most likely not an annoying collar but probably just including a reinforced turtleneck on their underarmour
>>153352977yes, that's what i thought. like how visors/helmets were added.>>153353009not the cute but laughably inadequate ones canada had?
sid is gay and you are in denial
>>153353079Just Like My Islanders
>>153353049yeah I think they're getting away from the chokers anon
>>153353093Why aren’t Australians good at hockey? Doesn’t it get cold during your winters? Also indoor ice is a thing.
Dad's watching Gladiator on his phone in the living room with the big screen TV off. Parents getting older is grim bros.
>>153353121It doesn't get ice cold and yes there are indoor rinks that operate even in summer here but it is just not on the cultural/tradition radar here. People go to the beach all year here. No kids are growing up with long winters playing on ice, no kids want to go indoors to slide around on ice that you have to pay for by the half hour. It's just not part of culture. We have excellent hockey players but they're like 1 in a million vs 1 in 50 in Cannaduh
>>153352384my girlfriend is from canada and she's a hockey player and she's also a doctor
>>153353121it's an island full of cavemen and inbred criminals.
There is a hockey arena in australia and there is a canada themed pubhttps://youtu.be/MUHhxi-YCps?si=vc6mumqMbnkA-C4y
>>153353121Rinks are also significantly less common here than in the hockey regions of NA. And Evil Hockey probably saps a lot of the interest because it's much easier to get involved with.Canberra is the closest significant city to the part of the country that gets regular snow, and I think it has one full-time rink? Maybe two? Though there are plans to build another, with some fighting over location and size.
>>153353141Show him that he can watch it on the tv and then he could use his telephone to shitpost as he watches the movie
fuckin what the fuck happened to my raiders this year cunt they led the NRL all season then ruined everything
>>153353361y-you from cranbruh?
bud1
>>153353361raiders got kubiak now that the superb owl is over bro
bud did not 1
trb won
at losing to bud
>>153353461no I watched a shitty documentary about the raiders while I was in africa and went down a youtube rabbit hole watching fuckin heaps of old matches and clips and stuff and accidentally became a fan just in time for them to shit the bed
MAGA is frontrunner for KWABOTY.
>>153353214AIS Arena isn't really a hockey arena; it's an events centre that can host different sports, like Madison Square Garden.It would have been cool if the local government had jumped at the chance to build a new, bigger one in the middle of town, but that doesn't seem to be happening. The smaller plan is a shit location. Still, if the permanent double-rink facility does get built, it should at least lead to a somewhat better showing in ice sports generally.
>>153353730Retard
>>153353794That Kid Rock disaster was absolutely hilarious.
>>153353794we don't sign our posts here lad
>>153353214>loonie buried in the ice at the center dotbased ausbros
>>153352004>anally raping priestsbut that's america's fav past time, just reversed your priests raping kids
the olympic hockey thread died, sad
Feb 22nd can't come soon enough. I just hope they push the game back. That 8am EST start time is too early for a Sunday
>>153353854why was there one to begin with this early? to discuss team usa and team canada women embarrassing everyone else?
>>153353922yeah pretty muchit'll boot up again tomorrow since there's several games tho
>>153353920>8am ESTwtf
>>153353961yeah they definitely could have had it 4-5 hours later and still not be too late for people to attend the game in person or euros to watch on tv.
I operate on Italian time
>>153353854I’m sure some europoors will make a new one
lost my virginity to an italian girl when we were 19 she was already 6 dicks deep at that point. she was cool. worked at hot dog on a stick like that vandals song. she like siouxsie and the banshees alot
>>153354523
was the World Bowl any good? I keep hearing about the halftime show(s) and that the Patchriots lost but haven't been seeing any banter about the game itself
>>153354822no, pretty lousy
>>153354822I heard an Aussie was trolling them with some AFL bullshit again.
>>153354835yeah it's always pretty lousy imho but sometimes something noteworthy happens. glad too see it's another billion dollar nothingburger>>153354876heh sounds about right
This one might be too challenging for /hoc/
>>153355138Assuming we're not talking about the Limpic team it's definitely a sunbelt team.
>>153355138matt cooke in all fields
The Super Bowl cellys are always so incredibly underwhelming, I saw the Seahawks just jogging around, hugging eachother. Makes me appreciate our sport so much more bros when guys toss all their gear and freak out
>watched a few Olympics hockey games >The officiating is so much better Embarrassing tbqh
miss you so,Seems like it's been forever,That you've been gone.Where'd you go?I miss you so,Seems like it's been forever,That you've been gone,Please come back homeI want you to know it's a little fucked up,That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,For while you're not around, and feeling so useless,It seems one thing has been true all along,You don't really know what you got 'til it's gone,I guess I've had it with you and your career,When you come back I won't be here and you'll can sing itWhere'd you go?I miss you so,Seems like it's been forever,That you've been goneWhere'd you go?I miss you so,Seems like it's been forever,That you've been gonePlease come back homePlease come back homePlease come back homePlease come back homePlease come back home
>>153356234Gary will make sure San Jose get their cup first. Dallas needs another one too, possibly Anaheim aswell. The Sunbelt must have theirs first.
When is my Finland playing?
>>153356674
>>153356968Teams I want to win in order of how much I want them to win USA>Finland>Denmark>Latvia>Canada>Sweden
>>153357061
>>153351516I can see that being true figuratively. My friends growing up played hockey against him - Im 40 and they represented Newfoundland when he was in Nova Scotia.Apparently, he had an extremely overbearing father. Like a Michael Jackson's father situation where he was basically banned from all social activities and socializing in general. Like he never attended the tournament pizza banquets - and this is when he was like 12.
YATTTAAAAAA!!
>>153357171I love them so much, too bad that they must be destroyed tomorrow
>>153357116He gives off very under socialized vibes
>>153357116troy is a nutcase. my buddy went to a skating camp with sid when we were kids. troy went to the on-ice sessions and was yelling at sid from the bleachers lol
>>153356968My Mediterranean bros are playing too I didn't know that.
>>153357791Poor kid. I’ve always thought dads who yell at their sons during sports practice are awful people
Maybe if your dads yelled at you a little bit more you wouldn't be on 4chan all day
>>153356968>FRA vs CZEIt's gonna be a rape isn't it ?
>>153357988yea probably
>>153357953my dad only yelled at me when i got selfish penalties
>>153357934How come you don't have a team? Even we managed to put together a bunch of housewives.
>>153357987My dad was an autistic deadbeat who used work as an excuse not to be around
>sorry russian athletes, you cant participate in international competition because your nations military is doing something you didnt vote forHow come we werent banned for invading places?
>>153358169I hate that ovi will never be in the Olympics again
>>153358169My boomer parents were seething about Korostelev in yesterdays skiathlon.>oh i bet putin would be sooo thrilled if he got a medal>i cant believe he is allowed to compete *scoffs*>come on norway beat the russian piece of shit!!>heh i bet putin is seeething now that he finished 4th
Fucking blind nip didn't notice the puck just at her feet, I thought only us couldn't see it.
>>153358046I just check and Spain is playing a sort of Eurocup or something like that. I dont know.
Still thinking about my nigga Quadgod came in clutch yesterday for the gold and hoping the Tkachuks can do the same.
>Tatar named captainwe're getting graped so hard you might as well start calling us trb after it's all over
>>153358588i miss him on my habbies
Glad Hintz got the mane all majestic like in time for the Olympics
Sorry frogs, you will be destroyed by this dynamic duo
>>153358669
>>153358669Oh god, new bizarro fetish unlocked
>>153358603he was the reason i became habs fan but i really grew to dislike him as a player today
i've been watching the hockey in inuit i don't know what they're saying but it's better than the shrill sows on the english BROADcast
frogettes 2 shots in 20 minutes
>>153359102Shit I forgot this game, I've been lured into watching professional cameltoe but it's boring.
>>153352977>grandfatheredRacist term.
>>153357316Me too, actually kinda sad they lost. Before games started I hoped they could top their group
>>153358169Invasion of Afghanistan was under colour of law.Invasion of Iraq was nearly under colour of law.Neither country was a democracy.Neither country was in EuropeWhat other major invasions have you done recently?
>>153359264Connor-Larkin-Thompson looks like the standout. You have 200 foot play with Larkin then two howitzers on the wing.
>>153359264>>153359374Also Nelson and Hughes on the same line looks good but they should really dump Miller to a floater and bring Keller up, that would be the fastest line on the ice.
what are the mckenna arrest "rumors"? he got into a college bar fight, what else is there missing?
>>153359525he was at a restaurant with his family corey perry called his mother a whore and waited outside to fight mckenna. when mckenna came out, he beat the wheels off of him
lmao the captain of the French lady hockey team towers over everyone
>>153359814is she a babe? love me a tall girl. having a taller gf/wife is absolute kino
>>153359814Yes, it's a sturdy breed.https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/39475
Gary should host a stadium series game at the daytona 500
>>153359868>6'3" woah
>>153359868>>153360011She's not a pro she's an office lady btw, I'd like to see her in a skirt suit.
>>153359868can she fight?
>>153360087I-I'm sure I can tame her.
>>153360135oh brother perfect women like that tame (peg) you...
>>153360083
My penguins (:
>>153360296>turbo dykeWhat a shock.
>>153360296poor boy
frogbros we scored !
did she just call it the pie hole
>>153360420And she seems to live Zhermany>>153360665Not really
>>153359373>leaf doing damage control for early 2000s american warmongeringWe truly have hopped timelines.
>>153360819What exactly in my post do you count as "damage control"? If anything, I'm condemning the international community for it's racism.
