This Super Bowl sucks ass subedition
FOOOOOOMBLEEEEEE
>Fake Gaye
FUMBLE
>Drake Maye>MVPlmao
Maye is fucking shit
didn't they draft this guy???
IU would bootyblast both of these shit teams
Fake & Gaye
FOOOOOOOOOMBLE!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna say something very groundbreaking: Drake Maye fucking sucks.
Biggest fraud of all time Fucking joke team in the owl
IT'S FUCKING TIME, MAKE THE CALL
fuck you bitchknees lmfao
>set record for lost fumbles in a season>fumbles in the super bowlAH HAHAHAHA
lol yeah the pats didn't belong here whatsoever. the bills and jags were clearly better football teams
Im going to point out this game as to why I never watch this stupid sport.
jamarcus maye
Maye is never recovering from this game.
Tebow would have held onto the ball
fucking kek this team
>Pats getting heavily exposed as schedulebabsThey tried to deny it, they thought their team was good
Jesus Christ the Pats are bad
My Bears zesty QB would be putting on a comeback show right now.
DARNOLDREICHDARNOLDREICHDARNOLDREICH
Apologize Losston
Why couldn't my Kangz do this last year?
MY PHILADELPHIA EAGLES would have an extremely frustrating game that MIGHT result in a win at the last possible moment as the offense hands a victory away at every possibility against both of these shit teams
>more turnovers than TDs>averaging 13.5 pig in the playoffs>most of those points were off turnovers
>patsfags were talking mad shit about how they don’t need brady
Next year's schedule is gonna delete any doubt that the pats were frauds
gagalypuff halftimeshow 2027 who says no?
Imagine paying $20,000 for a ticket to this shit. couldn't be me haha
What name does bitchknees switch to now?
Okay Seattle fans, serious question. Would you trade this very moment right now if it meant George Springer didn't hit that home run in game 7 of the ALCS?
Can i get a terrorist attack or anything to spice up this shitfest?
Time for the Pats to put in Jimmy Garappolo
>>153345991>pats without brady
reminder that my boy charlie kirk is not in the files.
The field goals stop now
>>153346067>spiceshe's not there this year, no taytay.
This is the worst Owl since when?
>supposed to be Darnold redemption or Maye arrival statement game>neither does jack shit >ergo, super god WR a no show as well>just solidly fantastic defense all around, no singular standout playerI welcome the kicker MVP
hello patsfagsare you regretting not letting the Broncos win the AFCCG?because Stidham would be having a more entertaining game right now
Schedule babies
NFL wont even let you vote for the kicker even though he absolutely deserves MVP
>belichick got cucked from HoF>kraft got cucked from HoF>maye got cucked of MVP>brady disavowed the patsbitchknees is bahamas tier
Drake "The Schedule" Maye
>>153346147Pats Rams LIII
>>153346151It will be Walker
It's a wrap boys, pack it up
>>153346067it wouldn't even be cool, it would be some shitty half assed bombing
>>153345985My Jaguars would've crushed both of these teams by halftime>b-but shittatle beat themBy one score while half of our team was missing on a short week
>>1533461519 is getting it but it should go to Myers so far
Hate bad bunnyHate spicsMAGA
>>153346147Pats v Rams was a pretty big slurper desu
>>153346147https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201902030ram.htm
Next year they should disperse the AFC and just have an NFC bowl
>>15334614713-7 or whatever that one was.
>>153346105neggar, the files show that the only President not bought by Epstein was George Bush and Dick Chaney. Which was one of the worse decades in the world.The baby eating cult might be onto something.
>>153346201People will cope with the Seahawks defense being great, and sure they've played well but the Pats offense has been awful.
>we’re totally not schedulebabbies Shame they’ll be posting the “we did better than expected” cope after getting completely exposed
>>153346158I literally said this when the toxins lost to the pats. I would rather lose an unmemorable playoff game than get embarrassed like this in the super bowl. just imagine how shit Stroud would've been
>muh farmer love chatgptynr that independent farmers are being squeezed out of business by increasingly monopolized seed conglomerates. 'merica.
We're 15 minutes from the first goose egg in super bowl history
damn its completely dark there now
that was PI lol reffies
>>153346067>the big one finally splits California in halfOnly way to redeem this shit
>>153346245are you basing this on score? because both QBs threw for 200 yards
>>153346147I really hated that Broncos and Panthers one but I think it had Coldplay halftime show, which is marginally better than the beaner tonight, so this one has to be rhe worst.
>>153346290has been for years.
>>153346269ynr that those same farmers employ millions of illegal immigrants at subsistence wages
COOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>153346259Not even the worst decade of this century.
>>153346327haha
PATSFAGSBLOWNTHEFUCKOUT
HOLY SHIT A TOUCHDOWNHOLY FUCKAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Pats games are almost always slurpfests and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. 49 was genuinely great, the rest are mediocre at best.
FUCKING FINALLY IM GODDAM CUMMING
That's game
BARNER TUDDYFAKE GAYE IS FINISHED
GAME OVER
>Finally a Seahawks TDAbout time.>>153346312There was a little more offense sure but the game was ass. Plus the question was "since when". So it applies.
thanks afc for giving us this turd of a game
IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS OVER
I hate the pats for ruining the superbowl
THE ROUTE IS ONEAT SHIT JANNY
Kek this game's over.
>>153346382I was really hoping there wouldn't be a single td this game but also happy for you anon
When was the last time a team was shutout in the super bowl?
gaytriots gettin gaped
DAS RITEDAS RITESEAWHAWKS BY 40 JUST WAIT
OH MAH GAWD
it's so fucking over.Hawkies won a bowl in my home stadium.FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bo Nix broke his ankle for the sloppa
SHUT OUT PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN BECAUSE THE SHITPOSTING WILL BE INCREDIBLE
FUCK I wanted a no TD game
>>153346471I don't think it's ever happened.
>>153346471Never. Even Goof could put up 3 points.
WHERE IS PEDOKNEE?
>Darnold will have a ring before Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Herbert, Lawrence, and Dook PoopshitHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Surely Drake Gaye can get 3 tuddies this quarter
TotalFlyoverHolocaust.
Have to hope Maye can mentally recover from this and doesn't become another Carson Wentz
>>153346328oh good point, better hand them all over to private equity firms (JD Vance and Scott Bessent will take a slice of that + tip btw)
>I SWEAR BRO PLAYOFF SHERBERT > STROUD > BACKUP DOESN'T MATTER BRO
>>153346489her face my ass
>>153346527UH OH BETTER POST THE BUTLER INT AGAIN
It's over
>>153346471Kerry Collins scored a touchdown against the 2000 Ravens, let that sink in
cazzie here why didn't the patriots just do their own TD in the first three quarters of the game
I bet the pats wont even have the good grace to let the clock run out at the end. Theyll be down 30-0 with 3 minutes to go and still spam timeouts to make everyone sit through as many commercials as possible.
That was a cheap shot below the belt against the bear.
guys, stop making fun of my pats!
Us StatsGODS are utterly vindicatedeat shit subhuman eyeniggers
>>153346570already happened 40 years ago try and keep up
>>153346569Wentz was actually elite against real competition until he tore his ACL, even if he was never good afterward.Maye has never been good and was confirmed a schedulebabby by this game, barring a complete turnaround in the final minutes.
>letting Sam "elite" Darnol goCare to explain viqueers?
>>153346561I don't even think he can get 3 completions
oh look its mr anal grease
>>153346595>easiest schedule in the 21st century>chorgers with chokbert>stroud>backupkwab
This Patriots team has to be one of the worst SB teams of all time.
Not sure what you all are talking about. It's been a great game. Defensive domination plus it's of a team that really has no business being here.
>>153346566let's be honest the only reason people fly to Seattle is because they have a laypver there
Does Darnold winning an owl make the Vikings KWABOTY?
Pack watch
Yeah the Jaguars and Bills should be mad watching this game.
>my faith in humanity now rests in fucking Al Qaeda attacking CaliforniaI don't know how we got here, but here we are! Ayatola do your thing! PUREEEEZE!!!!!!
why is satan aka mr beast on national television
>>153346675I’m a guttyboy and knew Maye was dogshit thoughbeit
>>153346647Dogshit team carried by an easy schedule
>>153345690only white people have scored in this gameis nature healing?
>>153346675Eye test chads knew the pats were bad
>>153346740more like The Darnold of destiny
this bk seethe pack finna hit like tyson
>>153346675The Bears were more fun to watch then the rest of those teams.
>stream died>missed the only touchdown
>>153346691irrelevant. kangz offered him a deal, he declined, vikings drafted a top-10 pick, too bad it was JJM, but here >we are. He also would have died behind the o-line this season.
Maye is only averaging 3.3 yards per pass attemptif this hold it would be the fourth lowest in a Super Bowl ever by a QB
How do we solve the schedule babby issue? How do we make sure this never happens again?
>AI commercial>Gambling commercial>Pats (probably) loseThis year is ASS
>>153346824Shut down every AFC team
VRABEL MELTY
>>153346824ban field goals and don't make the defense meta a thing
Apologize.
gaybel and gaye are the 2 biggest frauds in the leaguetotal trannyknees suicide
>Maybe there was no chance they were going to win this gameColinsworth been roasting the Pats all night lmao
>>153346824Everybody plays everybody in their conference once
>>153346688>Maye has never been good and was confirmed a schedulebabby by this gameThe team around him is ass which has been revealed this entire postseason. They have no OL and below average WRs.
>>153346824Eliminate a division from both conferences.
jews been takin alot of Ls lately
>the only QBs drafted after 2017 that have rings are Darnold and HurtsQBfags absolutely SHOOKredemption-storylinefags just keep winning
>know the Pats suck>still watchWhat is wrong with me?
a rocket scientist?
Oh they're getting chimpy
It honestly kinda sucks. Maye might legitimately just be a bad playoff QB. We've seen it before.
A Rocket Scientist on the field!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153346789>>153346740WHERE COLIN WAS... RIGHT
Does this undo the pats legacy and undo one of Bradys Superbowls?I believe so.
>>153346824one conferencex2 round robin of all the teamsseason lasts 9-10 months
>>153346900I bet that streaker hasn't SA'd women like Tirico
guy on the field!! guy on the field!! twitterfags report back with footage.
6(SIX) SUPER BOWL LOSSES
>new york can't do anythingMY INVINCIBLE SEAHAWKIES
uh oh its chimpout time
>>153346824>>153346863Bears were bigger schedule babbys than the pats.
lol seahawks stealing on these bitches
>gets btfo>niggs is chimping outkek. Glad >we have Jefferson instead of this psycho bitch.
>>153346918it solidifies bradys rings Brady won without the pats, pats never won without him
>>153346962Yeah and they got exposed in the playoffs. The AFC didn’t have anybody who could expose the pats because the AFC is one giant schedulebabby
Streakerbros how far did /ourguy/ get?
HERE'S THE COME BACKFUCK YOU DARNOLD
FUCK
UH OH
>no shutoutgay
Plastic rams gotta see their division rival get another ring HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would a "rocket scientist" rape and sexual multiple women that he worked with like tirico did?
Stupid Seahawks they're in field goal range
>>153346962>bears out of NOWHEREcurtail your obsession, faggot.
We have ourselves a game, lads
script time
Drake is gonna pull a Tom Brady comeback!
>>153346824don't have outdoors playoff games in the snow. toxins don't fumble the ball 12 times, pats don't make this game
Well I'll be damned
>>153346978not for long if you're sticking with 9inethere's only so much patience a man can have
THE SCRIPT
Final score: 21-19 PatsLe scorigami o algo
2 MORE AND WE HAVE A GAME!!!!!
>>153346998The only reason the pats didn't get exposed in the AFC is nix fucked his leg up. Bears were way bigger frauds. they only got a win against fellow NFCNegro frauds. Pats beat a real team.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153347047This. But also how funny would it be if the birds got cucked and lost? Im down for the last quarter to be actual football
finally a bit of hope before the crushing defeat
>>153347087turn on your trip
Roger made the call
Holy shit Woolen stinks
>>153347057
why wait until you're 19 down to begin taking risks for rewards
>>153347119>Pats beat a real teamWho?
They need some defensive fuckery to get back into this thing
>wastes 3 hours of your life before getting interestingNo refunds
Reminder the Patriots are the comeback kings. They've come back from bigger gaps.Don't count my bois out!
Chances Seahawks kicker wins the MVP?
At least Maye won't kill himself tonight.
>>153347074>tried to talk shit about the AFC>get put in your place
>>153347217High
>>153346824Double Elimination in the playoffs.Season doesn't end until March
>>153347110They'll give JJ another season, then go from there. Jefferson is surprisingly not a diva. He's emotional, but he's no fuckin' diggs. He'll garner some picks either way if he wants out, so whatever. Just a game.
>>153347211That was all Brady
>>153347205I ate a number of snacks. Home made salsa i did was a hit with everyone in my family they think im a fancy boy now
>meal diamondLol
>ai>gambling>ai>gambling>ai
At least they didn't get shut out.
>>153347183good point, i guess they would.
>>153347296Did they make him super jewish looking on purpose?
>>153347183Neil Degrasse Tyson comes off as a guy who legitimately loves hearing himself talk about the universe more than anything in the world. I doubt he even fucks his wife more than a couple times a year
>>153347201Chargers.Texans.Bears didn't beat anyone
>I'll squirt you while I'm walking by
At least they got a fucking touch down finallyI had more fun watching Canada lose to South Korea in curling today. This has been too fuck boring.
>>153347201dont respond to that insane tranny
>>153347316
>>153347349>surname is diamond, an object of "value">made to LOOK jewish>Diamond was born in Brooklyn, New York, to a Jewish family. All four of his grandparents were immigrants: his father's side came from Poland, while his mother's side was from Russia.Bud get a better jewdar
>>153347397Well to be fair curling is God's sport.
>>153346824Fighting game-style bracketWinner out of Loser's has to win twice
>>153347397the super bowl is only interesting when you have interesting QBs
this TPUSA halftime show really wasn't that bad all things considered
>>153347361pats didn't beat the toxins, they beat themselves
>>153347316wasnt it some shit like if you shorted all the crypto companies from the super bowl a couple years ago you wouldve made bank? i bet most of these AI companies will be bankrupt in a couple years, and if the gambling shit ever gets regulated a lot of those companies will be gone too
HE'S BACK
>>153347430I dont know Neil Diamond enough to be able to picture him. The most i know is that gay wolverine is playing him in a biopic now
>>153347430explains why it’s such a shitty song
>this could've easily been stafford and the rams blowing the door of the pootriots if smith wasn't a fucking retardI hope he hangs himself so we don't have to waste resources waiving him
it’s the 4th quarter of the superbowl and this nigga is still chimping out about the nfcn
This game is still going? bleh. End it already.
Has a key player EVER been ruled out of the owl? This shit is so fuckin' scripted and Vince McMahon would be jealous of the writing skills the scriptwriters the NFL have.
>>153347350it was a bit on cumtown that he raped Chris Benoit's wife
sweet caroline was ruined for me in 2016 when it was basically the soundtrack of the hillary campaign
STREAM ONlunar-stream dot netlunar-stream dot netlunar-stream dot netlunar-stream dot net
Damn that was close.
kek flyovers seething
Good Lord is this game still going? I put my cat out for a shit, went to buy smokes, came back, listened to some music, turned the game on again, and it's still shit.
>>153347534no one cares about or listens to cumtown, nick.
>>153347533>This shit is so fuckin' scripted and Vince McMahon would be jealous of the writing skills the scriptwriters the NFL have.not enough big black cocks in all three holes
>>153347482Anything "gold" "silver" "diamond" "ruby", all jews. It's more obvious than stein or berg.
Rest in piss New England
DIXON FUCKS YA
>>1533474315 loses in a row, felt pretty bad for Team Canada. But interesting to see Korea coming up as a he under dog.
How was that not holding on the ball return
why didnt that retard fair catch that
>>153347569fuck off Adam no one in the US has ever heard of FKA Twigs
Cmon man
maye is dogshit
Gay gaye
Did (((they))) really not think everyone would realize why they used those colors for the logo? Absolute psyop shit.
>>153347566Your cat goes outside to shit??????
>>153347566Your entire sentence and existence is gay.
if the pats turn this absolute shitfest over imma eat a fat log of shit
Twice now the NFCN has gotten cucked out of a QB by the hated NFCW who then immediately won the superbowl with them
>>153347602Dam is that in doubles or team?
bro what the fuck is drake maye doin
Maye you got 10 minutes to salvage your reputation
>>153347653I would never own a cat, because they are dogshit evil animals, but I would do that do if I did.
>>153347658Flag checks out
>>153347714Sucking dickThe patriot way outside of brady
Maye's heating up
yawn this shits fake and gaye
>heaves it as hard as he can>literal lollipop with 4 guys settled under it by the time it comes downwho is this fraud I do not watch ape collide on the regular
>>153347720I would never own a cat because I'm not a lonely loser
>>153347714Winning the game, cause the Seahawks will 3 and out next drive and the Pats will win.
INTERCEPTED
its over
>mvp
LMAOOOOOO
OOFSOMEONE MAKE SURE DRAKE DOESNT ROPE HIMSELF TONIGHT
INTERCOOOPTION
WELP time to make another margarita
GAME
>"mvp"
INTERCEPTION
>uhhhhh I got nothing for ya hereKEK
>>153347690Mixed doubles They are out of the play offs now
NOT SO FAST
holy kwaboli this nigga is ASS
>>153347774Horrible timing for this post lmao
OH NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFAKE GAYE
Collinsworth is tired of Maye's shit
>flyovers with black qbs
>long passes>intercepts>heavy tackleswas that so fucking hard to ask for? Finally a game worthy of the title Owl!
>>153347798lollmao
FUCK YOU NEW ENGLANDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tebow wouldn't have thrown that
what the fuck Maye?
i fucking love my seedhawks so much bros its unreal
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK
Brady would never
Man, my Kangz avoided a terrible QB by not trading a bunch of 1sts for Fake Gaye. kek.
Drew Lock - Super bowl champion
>>153347955yea cause he would have been on the bench kek
>Fake "Fake 'AND' Gaye" Gaye
this guy makes Goff look elite
>darnold winning the SB while going 18/37but muh completion percentage
They really wanted to give this faggot MVP
>>153347653I got tired of kitty litter allergies and turned the back porch into a cat outhouse. Cat goes out, shits in a sandbox, cat comes in, you can't explain that.
Jalen Hurts would NEVER play like this in an owl
It can't be a good sign that this is what a Super Bowl caliber QB is.
AHAHAHAHAHA NFCW WINSTHEY'RE NOW THE TOP DIVVY IN FOOTBALLFLYOVERSONSUICIDEWATCH
>>153348001But they had Darnold
>viqueers
Shanahan about to have 2 contemporaries with hardware before him
So what's happening at your superbowl parties? People still watching the game?
>>153347982He got hit as he threw it.
>>153348061You're an abo in the middle of Australia
>>153348001>the 2 qb viqueers didn't get/keep are in the superbowlKek
>>153348063Nah, he wasn't re-signing with them. Irrelevant.
>>153348101Party?I'm watching with my dad
>>153348139daddy** sorry, go pats btw
>>153348101i'm shitposting on my phone while my son thinks i'm watching with him
>>153348125seething leadhead
>>153348130You're brown. Kek.
>cucking out for the division rival that bounced yourammyfags really are something else huh
>>153348137Actual cope
>>153348137He was only offered $25 mil.
>>153348158
>FLYOVER KEKOLDRY PROPELS THE NFCW OVER THE AFCECAN'TMAKETHISSHITUP
>>153348139lol gay
it's time for the nfl to step in and do something about the AFCmickey mouse conference outside of 1 fucking team and even they are shit now
>>153348174LOL I was right
>>153348200>>153348199Don't tell me. Tell this dipshit. I just watch the games.
People really thought Fake Gaye deserved MVP over Stafford
SUPERBOWL RECORD SETTING PERFORMANCE from Myers
>when the superb owl qbs are so fuckin bad that you actually kind of feel better about miami spending 53m a year on an actual braindead retard
>>153348184>nineKek
ima keep it a buck the pats are ass
>>153348243It's comical really
Give the kicker MVP
Maye is playing injured
are they really going to make a kicker super bowl mvp?
Was that really Danny Trejo or AI Danny Trejo
>>153348242It all makes sense now
What did the NFL gain from rigging it for the Seahawks this year?
>>153347533Dre Greenlaw tore his achilles like 3 years ago
Drakemaye is seeing ghosts out there.
What's his legacy?
>>153348259>getting this invested in recessKek
i'm so used to ads here having a regulated time limit that my brain wrinkles each time i notice the same ad on my stream is still going on
>>153348338Coping bawstan fag
>>153348338the illusion of credibility
>Everyone knew the patriots would get shitstomped except for pats fans
The “The Schedule” Schedule
So good so good!
how many times are they gonna make AI slop commercials
>>153348376losing to the worst SB winning QB ever
>>153348356I have a webm of that, but I have so many so I don't wanna look for it.
>>153348321Hurt pussy is not a real injury
this feels embarrassing
>literally easiest Owl path in NFL history>"No bro, the Pats are awesome and definitely deserve to play in the Owl! Heckin' chungus Drake "Drake Maye" Maye is the best QB in the league!">proceeds to have one of the worst offensive Owl performances of all time, a game so terrible that the mexican halftime guy might've been more entertainingGrim.
drake feces
>>153348338Making Kraft and his blue square thing look like punks.
I think Drake likes getting sacked
>>153348436It's the future. It's a million times cheaper and you can just buy the rights to a handful of old celebrities and make a notable commercial.
Dj Khaled so fucking fat he needs WeGovy to maintain 300 pounds
1 more 3 and out and i get to turn this shit off and go back to Tarkov.
>>153348408It's like when Vince would put a jobber out there against The Undertaker and the jobber was the only one in the arena who didn't know he was about to get his ass kicked.
>>153348376>legacyHe's in his second year on a rebuilding team with a shit OL and mediocre WRs. They just need to fix the OL somehow and they can make it back.
Drake Maye's favorite game is smear the queer.
Happy for Darnold, from being proclaimed a bust to winning the bowl.
>drake bet a million dollars on this shit teamoh my kek
Sack “Sack Fumble” Fumble
>bro we beat stidham's broncos and stroud's texans we can totally handle the seahawk's defence>bro the pats having one of the biggest cupcake schedules in nfl history doesn't mean anythingI will be reminding patsfaggots all offseason that they were yapping about this because of how obnoxiously overconfident they were about it
>sixth sackJust bench him already the poor guy can only be humiliated so much
Kek Plastic rams could have had an easy SB win, had they just beat the Seahawks. Get fucked Youngcuck
FUUUUUUCKDRAKE MAYE KWABOTY
>Bigger trophy on the mind
Apologize
>>153348376Still time to set the fumble record
>>153348514AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsame shit with stroud and traniels
>all those degenerate gamblers that are gonna rope themselves tonight
GETFUCKED
have we discussed that Kirk Cousins is heading to the Vikings to compete with 9 for the starting job?
>>153348561money laundering scheme, he clearly owed that money to another entity and it's being washed right now.
LMAOMAO>Drake MayeHAHAHAHAHA
>It's not over
UH OH STINKY
OHHOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO
Pats somehow, despite all odds, have beaten Trash Allen for KWABOTY. This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen.
>fatriots
>>153348589>It was a layupHe was right, he was always right
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE TOUCHDOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153348572I avoided /sp/ for the last 2 weeks because I grew tired of their overconfidence when I knew this was happening
Drake's Cakes- the Patriots schedule
Welp it's over.
LMAOOOOO
>>153348588KWAB
Nah this is crazy.
HOLY FUCKING KWABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We name AFC teams that would've done better then Maye and the Pats tonight, ill start. The Tennessee Titans.
>>153348590and there it is.
BY 40JUST WAIT
>>153348588THEY CALL HIM THE SCHEDULE
its joever
>>153348768Cleveland Browns
>Collinsworth BTFOonly good part of this game
>white qbs
>sack, fumble + recovery, touchdownfucking kino lmao gaytriots
>freest Super Bowl in the last decade>literally any NFC team could have won this one>it had to go to the Queerhawks
Holy fuck Drake you are so ass
MVP?
>Drake “the schedule” Maye
>>153348584If Puka never shit talks the Reffies they win EZ
do the patriots have cum on their backs yet?
>haters say all year that the patriots are frauds due to weak schedule and luck>its true Shout out to the haters
>>153348768Las Vegas Raiders
KWABOTY
FUCK YOU BITCHKNEESGET FUCKED YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>D E F E N C E - W I N S - C H A M P I O N S H I P SEFENCEWINSCHAMPIONSHIPSHOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE REMINDED?
Just wanted to remind you were here!
>>153348768Pro Bowler Shedeur Sanders and his Browns 100% would've been better than this.
This is almost as great as Mahomes getting raped last year
and that's game.See you next year bwos
only thing that would make this better is if someone tossed a grenade in the nbc booth and took out tirico the rapist and cuckinsworth the muttsucker
Drake Maye will never reach another owl.
FRAUDSRAUDS
good job good effort!good job good effort!good job good effort!
Predicting another sack minimum
>>153348855Drake is the Seahawks mvp
>>153348921very true
>>153348925bwahaha
>>153348589Kek no, glad Stat Padford lost in the NFCCG
They just need better throwing, catching and running. Pretty straight forward really.
I can't win my fucking parlay now
superbowl winning quarterback sam “ghost” darnold
Drake Maye was robbed of MVP
HEYYYYYYY BAYLEY I WANNNAA KNOWWWWW IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
>>153348974>Pretty straight forward really.that's the only direction they can pass it
WAAAAARRRRRIIIIIoooooooOOOOooooOOOORRRRRSSSSS
this is nuts
>still 4 minutes leftIt's not over yet. Maye WILL win this game.
But people said darnol was gonna turn into a pumpkin or something
>>153348928Throwing a pick after getting hit while throwing and faking an injury
>how could they do this to THESE receivers?!the ghost of diggs, some guy named booty, and...?
WHERE IS BITCHKNEES??KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWABKWABOTY
No hodling
How does a QB with no awareness, no movement, and can barely hit wide open receivers make it to the superb owl?
DM will be back within 3 years. He has raw talent.
glad steven niggs lost an owl. stupid piece of shit woman-beater.
>have a top 10 easiest schedule OF ALL TIME>played nothing but a gauntlet of teams that fired their coaches or were freefalling>got to the playoffs and played one of the biggest playoff chokers of all time, a QB that has been falling off of a cliff since 2024, and a QB that hadn't thrown a pass in over 2 years>despite all this, their fans got upset when you didn't worship the ground their team walks on>their fans got mad when you pointed out their weak schedule and fraudulent playoff run>their fans legitimately thought they weren't going to get their shit pushed in tonightI'm enjoying laughing at these retards. The Patriots aren't back, they just got extremely lucky this season and now in the Super Bowl, we've all seen it come to light.
one of the worst super bowls in DECADESthese fluke teams shouldnt be there
Hey I just met you and this is crazyBut here's my butthole, so ball me, maybe
>>153349076Couldn't have happened to a bigger faggot
>>153349058He's not Brady bro
>>153349076probably crying about Trump to ease his depression
Do you think Darnold's ghost curse was transferred to Drake? It's entirely possible.
>>153349076I look like this and I say this.
drake maye is joe burrow 2.0, puts up stupid numbers against shit teams, goes to a SB with a shitty team in year 2, never goes back.
superb owl recap:>bad bunny won>patriots lost
>>153349100Have saquon barkley as your RB and a very good defense.
What was the last good, competitive superbowl
>>153349072Some guy named Love
>>153349100Playing shit teams the entire season
>>153349100Cupcake schedule
>>153349132Even prime Brady couldn't come back from this.
>>153349058not without Brady it won't
Why do people watch this?
DIGGS DRAGONDIGGS DRAGON
not only was Stafford's MVP vindicated at this point, we should strip Vrabel of his CotY
Why do Americans keep referring to "darnold"? Is the president there?
>>153349171No, he's on the seahawk's defense, but he's basically a Drake Maye receiver tonight.
>>1533491682022/3
>>153349117That hawks donkies owl was shit too
>>153349206And DRotY
>lowest Pro Bowl watched in years>presumably lowest halftime watched in years>least hyped Owl in years>worst performance in yearsEverything about this postseason has been ass.
EVERYONE GANGRAPE BITCHKNEES THE NANOSECOND HE POSTS HERE AGAIN
>>153349195I had it on a small tv muted on the side and it still annoyed me. No idea how anyone watched this one full attention. Fucking gay ass teams in a faggot location.
>>153349163>celebrating your country being a run down shitholeWhy are spics like this?
>>153349163I couldn't understand beaner music.
What would the score be if the bronkies made it and Bo Nix didn't snap his ankle?
stefon niggs is losing the owl AND going to prison soon. kek
>>153349203>dragonHe didn't score. And he spun the ball to celebrate then realized, oh shit I need to give the balk to the ref and not waste time
>>153349100Maye can throw a nice deep ball, it works well when playing tomato cans but when playing a D-line that actually brings pressure you cant just sit back there and let the deep routes develop.
>>153349182Would be less embarrassing at least
Fuck BradyskneesFuck the BroncosFuck the kiwiFuck the AI slopper posting ref imagesFuck (You)Tom Brady had an elite O-line his entire career. It's not fair.
>>153349223kek i just watched that episode today
>bro Will Campbell was totally the right draft move his t-rex arms doesn't mean anything
>>153349211The Seahawks' QB is Sam Darnold.
Welp. See you guys
>>153349240all the SOVL was used up in the wildcard round
>game is a boring blowout>quick activate itWhy wait until the last 5 minutes Rodger
>>153349300SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
KOBE BRYANT IS DEAD
>>153349240they should play in snowstorm, not these absolutely SOULLESS west coast stadiumsthat alone would elevate the matches, thse florida / west coast bowls are just horrendous
>>153349117SLOP BOWL
>>153349275And losing millions to pay for another mistake with a loudmouth sheboon
>>153349304At least stick around to watch the trophy presentation
>garbage time maymay playsStill not enough to make this shit watchable.
>>153349349again?
>>153349280That was hilarious. This garbage time is hilarious.
>>153349216
Hunter 'The Helicopter' Henry
>>153349345Seattle D is gassed
>>153349280no one ever called niggs a "smart man"
>Mike McDonald - the time he spent with John Scheider and his wife is what convinced him to take the job
>aerial collision takes out kobe bryantfucking kek
>>153349366I got college assignments tomorrow…but if you insist. I’m gonna have more Aisha Packies pics next season
>the Patriots have a chance>strength of schedule doesn't matter
>>153349424he said what he said.
>>153349117but a great superbowl for the haters!
>>153349424He forced him.
>>153349100historically, having Andy Reid as head coach
>>153349351Sorry anon, billionaires and celebrities refuse to go anywhere colder than 65 degrees Fahrenheit (18C).
this is some mahomo-tier statpadding in garbage time
>>153349441It's like poetry; they rhyme.
It was basically a free win for whatever NFC team made it lol
Fuck you New England put up a better fight than that, now we have the same lombardi count as the xhecucks
>>153349441Made the joke before I could
>a close up shot of them mixing up gatorade
>San Fagcisco is forced to watch as the Seahawks win a Super Bowl in their stadiumTHE ULTIMATE AND FINAL KEK
>>153349521Gamblers btfo?
>>153349362winuna>>153349461and the half time show was also worst in decades, it cannot get any worse!
>>153349498what's even funnier is that was the consensus for just about the entire season
>>153349521i thought they always drank tha shit exposing the buisness
>>153349521sure would suck if the seahawks fumble this win
>>153349521Just won $50
>>153349362>>153349554wynona's big brown beaver
How can the NFL fix the schedulebabby exploit to keep fraud shitters out of the playoffs?
>>153349538stop fucking reminding me
Remember that time Vrabel outjewed Belichick by eating up like 2 minutes of the clock by successive intentional penalties?
>>153349539Nah I won bigly tonight
>>153346030>>153346030>>153346030
give my nigga spoon the sbmvp
>>153349560I doubt it’s possible to fuck up that much
NEW>>153349628>>153349628
Bring it back
C'mon reffies, Pats are blown out regardless.
>>153349601Bears were at least fun as hell to watch. The Pats have been physically painful to watch.
DICKSON FUCKS YA
>>153346489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZawIHIGvm8Sauce. Ya'll welcome.
