>Lap:#8334>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153315095>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Car Launch dates:Aston Martin: 9 FebruaryMcLaren: 9 February>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leaderCadilac launched an carSeems a bit inspired by an old Star Trek episode, or possibly Seinfeld
goedemorgen jongensbonjour, guten morgen, good morning
let me know why this is the worst livery on the grid
>two new teams>grey livery>black/white liverygodverkanker
DEATH TO F1
>>153354339harvey dent's f1 car
>Every livery is a boring colorlame
>>153354339I always have Jim Beam beside me when I'm driving too.
>>153354339They should have put some hypnotising patterns on i
>>153354353kys
as a German I root for the two German teams Audi and TGR Haas
>>153354323remember this? now that Lewis is dating an american billionaire, does he care about children that were diddled by american billionaires in the (((ISLAND)))?
Where does a newfag start with F1 if I wanted to start getting into it this season? Just start watching on the shitty apple app when when that countdown timer in OP starts? Also does it help to be racist so I can hate on other teams once I choose one?
why is poois interested in kanye's sloppy seconds?
>>153354550just tune in with the lads>who to hatelandoand british cuntsyou can start drive to survive with you want some f1 drama, seasons 21-24 are the best
>>153354548>promote abortions>protect abortion clinics>eat babies????coincidence?
cadillac was a warmup for the main revealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y_BPKyvJqQ
Lewis hitting the best pussy in the world
>>153354550root for the A teamsAstonAudiAlpine
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153354550just start watching, youre probably gonna start watching other f1 stuff on youtube where you will also understand the past of f1 more and more. In terms of teams, as long as you dont choose mclaren, youre good. Sure, some are more gay than others like mercedes vs red bull for example, but as long as you dont choose mclaren or their drivers youre good. Best team and best driver are red bull and verstappen, though liking another team or driver(again, as long as its not mclaren or their drivers) is also valid
>Hamilton has been shitting himself in races since 2022 started>now plumbing the depths of normie influence by pretending to be straight with a fucking Kardashian used goodAnd you know every fucking fifteen minutes of race coverage is going to focus on her, much like landos ugly mother the whole of the scripted 2025 season.
>>153354688I am McLaren fan (when they were silver)
Don't the rules say both sides of the car have to be the same?
>>153354716you aight nigga
>>153354550choose RED BULL+FORD it's very baseddon't choose C*dillac they have Jhou and they'll suck their first season
>Chucks fave Pokemom is ArcanineBased
bored of waiting now. i want to go back to being bored during races instead.
>>153354323It's over. It's ogre. It's joever.
>>153354969Why wouldn't he just go for Kendall instead?
>>153354354Its almost like letting the teams leave half the car exposed carbon fibre is a shit idea. Inexcusable that F1 allows this as the """""pinnacle of motorsports""""".
>>153355017he should stop lying to himself, fuck off from Ferrari, fuck off from racing entirely and go live in a gay convent with other AIDS patients and never be connected to racing again
>>153355017he was with kendall anon, like 8-10 years ago (also probably cheating with barbara palvin). He's 40 now and does not want to be labelled as a pedo because Kendall is 30 so if they were together thats a 10 year age gap very sus for the liberal modern audience, hence the choice to go for Kim K.
>>153355120>Age gap bad>Fucking your exs mum okayWeird world we live in
Kkm Kardashian and Hamilel were at the superb owl, lmao.It's so over for f1 cucks.An Armenian immigrant porn star daughter of a judge who bailed out a nigger who murdered his wife is now the ruler of f1.That woman has 20 times the outreach and influence as DTS.It's over for you cucks. Whatever Kim K says should happen, will happen.
>>153355070Don't worry, there will be no connection to racing any longer.F1 will become Kim Ks personal reality TV show. F1 is now rightfully owned by racially ambigious American fat women.
>/f1/ jealous about lewis' new gfwell where's your gf at?
>>153355224>That woman has 20 times the outreach and influence as DTS.Bro still thinks he's in the USAIDS era. Someone give bro a calendar
>>153355224>>153355266she's ancient history boomer
>>153354969>>153355017Because he’s clearly gay
>>153355282Has not born yet
gimi
>>153355292USAIDS isn't over, it just got merged and focuses on Israel.Kim Kardashian voiced her support for jews.
>>153354354>>153355065I want to go back so fucking badly. The world we were born in no longer exists.
>>153355395oh, i didn't realize you were abdul. My bad
>>153355433k shlomo
>>153355152Anon Nicole dated debut Lewis when she was in his mid 20sI'm surprised it took Hamilton this long to go back to older women againKanye crashing out on Hamilton would be a funny sight to see
>>153354969good, she is not white, very good, cucks were inventing fanfic about him "dating" white girls, they were manifesting it but their wishes didnt happen
>>153355282>jealous of some plastic sloppy thirds
>>153354969Bro she ate Kanye's ass with that mouth don't do that
you think he gonna win championship, bros?
>>153355644She probably has showered after that
>>153355400
>>153355400It is not possible.....
>>153354323my reaction to cadillac's liveryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0&list=RDF2AitTPI5U0&start_radio=1
>another black car with meme two-tone gay shitIt's just a humiliation ritual at this point.
Just woke up. Turns out all I needed was some good sleep. Everything's gonna be alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vtLRnXNlY>>153345988True. I'd be worth it.
>>153354969I'd kiss her too ngl and I'd date her but I'm poor and she won't be able to break me much more although Lewis isn't young and poor to make mistakes as bad as this. I mean there are too many hot chicks out there and as a F1 driver you can pick any of them. I'd rather breed Sophia or Breidinger, or both
amx
>>153356393I'd go In and out Sophia and then In and out again
Maxtroons can't accept the fact that Sebastian Vettel is still the best Red Bull driver
>>153354323
>>153356514
>>153356393Edd Straw took the photo
>wake up>caddy is still dogshit
>>153356545Not even the best Red Bull driver of the V8 era, bro
2 hours lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STNcp-2JEXI
Who was the better Red Bull Number 2, Checo or Webber?
>>153356393TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153356852Whoever has more wins and poles
Is it true Toto might get cucked at the last minute or is it just Italian papers making stuff up to cope?
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153356875Guess the one I never fapped to.The answer may be surprising.
>>153354339Audi is by far the worst but this one is pretty bad
>>153356957RB switched sides in the case against the 2026 engine loophole but that's it. I'd trust random twitter posts more than Italian F1 media.
>>153356785I hope the roof of the place collapses onto them during the stream
>>153356999checked makes you wonder just how huge their advantage is going to be if left unchecked
>>153356999italian f1 media was correct about Hamilels switch to Ferrari, at a time not even Toto believed that
>>153356980the father of the youngest?
>>153356667I have important information that Leo stayed with Sophia the night before.
>>153354339nah, black n white with proper visual segmentation is classic design 101the ugliest skin is still audi
>Kelly Piquet, partner of4-time F1 World Champion Max Verstappen, is widely considered the highest-earning F1 WAG. A Brazilian model, columnist, and daughter of 3-time champion Nelson Piquet, she leads with estimated annual Instagram earnings of over €510,000 as of 202>Kim Kardashian › Net worth1.9 billion USD2026HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What does Kanye "Ye" West thinks of Lewis Hamilton?
>>153356875I fapped to one of her ancestors who took a trip to Deir Ez Zor in 1915
>>153354323>>153354336good day
>>153357361all my niggas drive hewlett-packard
>>153356785haven't they already said it's going to be the same ugly orange/black pattern design
>>153354969What one year of Ferrari and Adami does to a man.
>>153357361Nigga Heil HitlerNigga Heil HitlerThey don't understand what i write on twitterNigga Heil Hitler
Reminder that Kim Kardashian is literally a Fortnite character.https://youtu.be/XPYz104KVnE?si=7DCaJnbB_A1wiFiOYour denial will turn into acceptance eventually.>but but the Kardashians arent relevant anymore
Mercedes will get cucked out of their engine loophole, because a Merc dominated year during the reign of Kim K is unacceptable.
american royalty kim kardashianbritish royalty sir lewis 2-surnamestogether they are f1 royalty
Can you stop talking about her? I dont even know why she is famous
>>153357888big ass
>>153357888Jewish puppet paid to influence the goyim.Jumped to popularity due to a "leaked" sex video (completely fabricated events, of course). Popularized dating blacks and being a dumb bimbo who only cares about money and consuming trendy products.
is it testing yet?
>>153357888huge ass
>>153357888>I dont even know why she is famousthat's what makes it funny
>>153355583>sloppy thirdsMore like sloppy 5ths, people are forgetting she was dating some other dude when she got railed by RayJ, then she hopped to Ye, and now l'hamilton is getting his turn in the cock carousel.People shit talk max dating a woman with 1 child born out of wedlock but this is easily worse.
>pretending like you don't know who kim kardashian iswowzers ur so interesting
>>153357921Oh I'm testing those hards rn.
>>153357970everyone's already forgotten pete davidson and his 12 inch piece
>>153357982I know who she is but I don't know why she's famous.
>>153358022>>153357935
>>153357888she got fucked on camera back in the day
>>153358029>huge assYeah I said I know who she is.
can someone post her sex vid webm?(f1 related now)
>>153357888Quite literally for being the whore daughter of a famous lawyer, her dad (Robert Kardashian) worked on Johnnie Cochran's legal team when they defended OJ Simpson after he murdered his wife.Her dad died and her whore-monger mother began (basically) pimping the daughters out to black celebrities in Hollywood until eventually they """"""""""leaked"""""""""" the previously mentioned sex tape, this was then spun into the launch of their mindless reality TV show which documents their large number of fraudulent marriages, once they had enough popularity they began launching cosmetics lines which is where much of the money comes from now.>>153358001Oh yeah that's right lmfao, how could I forget.
>>153357970>he thinks they are actually in loveGood goy. Obviously all of this has a financial incentive.In the past years, they tried super hard to market f1 to Americans. And now we have:>rumors spread two months before season start>make it official at the superbowl, that more than half of the US population watches>which is also one month before the first race of the seasonObviously there is a deal here. Imagine Kim K in Ferrari red at the Las Vegas GP. It increases the f1 market value 10 fold.You are going to watch a Reality TV show that is more fake than WWE, and you will like it.
>>153358065>>he thinks they are actually in loveAt no point did I or would I say something so obviously absurd. Kim Kardashian 'romantically' engages with other celebrities purely as a calculated business transaction.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fF64LQB2f-Qbooba
Ferrari EV>Ferrari EVFerrari EV>Ferrari EVFerrari EV>Ferrari EV
>>153356785This shit is starting in 10 minutes
i hate evsyou can dig an industrial diesel engine from a swamp after 100 years and itll run if you flush the system n cycle it a bit but an ev is gonna die in 10 years and then you are shit out of luck unless your dad owns a battery factory
>>153357982She was famous before the porno, what are you saying???Ohhh no i said that i dont know why she was famous
>>153358036Yeah but she was already famous before that, i think
>>153358213Yeah for being Kardashian's daughter Why tf do you care?
>>153358189Why yes, my dad DOES own a battery factory.
>>153358222Idiot, how can you be your own daughter?
>>153358225im sure we will be fine, we just need everyone to invest in a bettery factory so we can easily repair our old EVs, the smart governments of the world wouldn't be doing this if they hadn't thunk it through
>>153356785IT'S UP
>>153358250You say this like it's an insane prospect that someone could replace a battery (a technology older than many countries) with an off the shelf solution in the future.Ultimately most of these things are just a shitload of 18650s spot welded together. I still prefer gas cars but this is dumber than the "yeah actually I need a daily range of 500km" argument.
>>153356785why are his shorts so short?
would you punch him?
>>153358308I think it's very hard to knock out a F1 driver, and In case of Lando it's easier to knock him up
>>153358322wow that's much worse
>>153358322wow that's much better
>>153358222I dont
>>153356785These people do not look happy, nor do they gel with each other. This is a forced and unrehearsed show. Sad.
>>153358322wow its meh
>>153358322>Pissdillac
my livery in LFS was my racer name on top of blue flames and the outline had the photoshop "wind" effect and it looked fucking sick
>>153358434holy fuck it's you, CunnyLvr1488
>>153358285you do need a 500km range, though
>>153356785It's shit. What a surprise.
>>153355714Anons would call Mika kwab if this happened today
>>153358322wow that's much
nooo it is another year in a row when she is more slim than previous one
3 and a half bongs until aston car launch
>>153358447kek
>>153358509And that is good thing
>>153358528
>>153358549NEVER FORGET
>>153358549is dis cgi?
>>153358561
god i hope mclaren is shit this year
>>153358595performance is in advanced engineering
>>153358322
>>153358549never forget what they took from you
>>153358562Styria and Monza are obviously the best ones
same boring shit as before
>>153358697Uninspired. This year is going to be so ugly to watch
maks
>>153358697>design is shit because of Googletale as old as time
>>1533586973bh the big black section makes it look better than last yearstill boring though
>>153358630I love women so much bros.....or at least, their bodies
>>153358697Impressively ugly
How long till astons reveal?
>>1533587623 bongs 11 bings
>>153358742Imagine if women were real
>>153358762>>153358766Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7VeLqQeg
>>153358721Nah it'd be ugly even without the jewgle shit, the allwyn and dpworld colours clash with the orange and black just as much as the rainbow does
>>153358821>the allwyn and dpworld colours clash with the orangeno they dont???
youtube is hella buggy sometimes
>>153358322can't wait to see it burning pallets at the nearest roundabout
>>153358697PAPAYA :D
>>153358855F1 related because In Trance is featured in Gran Turismo 5 which has a Sebastian Vettel challenge
Group masturbation with max, oscar and hadjar
>>153358856>French cultural joke
>>153358897>French cultural joke
>>153358897Why would they invite you?
>>153355224Please use a VPN for your gay shit.
>>153357297wow stay vigilant out there mate
>>153358897why specifically them
BREAKING: ANOTHER BLACK CAR
>>153358697wow it's fucking nothing>>153354339because pic looks a million times better
>>153358944fitting they have all the dark cars on the back of the grid
>>153358062>Charlamagnevgh ... mon empereur
>>153358697I want them to ban black from F1 for a couple of years. Tired of black.
>>153358992are you saying you have black fatigue?
>>153358146>blinkers with two buttonsawful idea>gforce meterlmao good for larperswhat is to the left of speedometer?
>>153359003
>>153358146i thought italians were good at design n shiiiiiiiet
>>153354548>Lewi is dating an american billionaire Thiel?
>>153359098no, he's dating our president
Jensen butthole
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeBRmSFcRxs
>>153358697looks disgusting as usual#mclarencheats
>>153358944>>153359003i love black thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>153359281Shit ass bandShit ass song
Is /f1/ rooting for suz?
>>153359215this guy in 2016-2020 had more of an actual personality than the social modia monkey mode he's been permanently stuck in>>153359291you're brown
Bow to your Kween Kim K and her daughter North West
>>153359319no u
>>153359291N
>>153359371seething because your country hasnt produced a single worthwhile rock musician that wasnt copying some bong
>every acdc song1 versetitle of song repeated several times2-3 minute guitar solotitle of song a few more times
>>153359427hell yeah
>>153359427fuck yeahmuch better than the rap/crap dogshit you listen to
>every american rock musician5 minutes of copying their betters
>>153359364bih got da miku ahh fittalimbout SEKAIIIIII DE
>Cadillac still hasn't announced the car's name
>>153359427You say that like it's a bad thing
>>153359483or title sponsor (it will be something embarassing)
>>153359427they are rather boringwho actually found one style and stuck to it for decades and were still excellent were Lemmy (PBUH) and Motörhead
>>153359483geoffcheckem
>>153359483Cadillac KIMK01>>153359589The Kardashians
>>153359471
>>153359706
Amazing. I actually left home for work in daylight and returned in daylight. Crazy how this actually just brightens your evening and feels like you've got more time even though the hours haven't changed.Formula 1
>>153359596they are songs you play at max volume and scream the lyrics out while driving alone. althi i cant really do that with their older stuff, i was just listening to black ice and my foot is instantly tapping
>>153359730I know miku, I'm more curious about the rest of the words you used there
>>153359589it's just twg cadillac, nobody wants to sponsor the dead last car
>>153359769>I'm a fan of Hamiltoncongrats on your homosexuality dude
>>153359753I was speaking in african american
>>153355335Cheer up, she'll be yours when ferrari win a championship>>153359797Thanks sweety, I'm glad you came out.
>>153359819now why would you do that?
>>153359483Detroit Nigger Cadillac Ferrari
>>153359843It's February
>>153358890Luv these sort of posts Luv me some german autism
>>153359955kek
>>153359955hamilwog is pretending to be straight again?
If you know American sports dating a Kardashian is a curse GG Ferrari this year
>>153359992He's in the wrong mode right now
>>153359955Bro is going to have to deal with people posting pics of his girl sucking some other guys dick. He could literally get any woman in the world, and he pics the fakest one on the planet with the most baggage.
>>153360004Is he going to become a crackhead like Odom?
>>153360052I can't believe he's so fucking retarded
RIP DISCORD
>>153360054yep
>>153360080I have never used discord, what happened?
>>153359955lel
>>153360110Doing a tumblr
im taking an mtf trannie out this saturday any tips
>>153360110Mandatory face or ID verification for disabling 'teen-mode' which will now be on by default.S to spit on shitcord, I hate that fucking thing.>>153360165breathe through your nose
>>153360165>indian trans personfathom the aroma
>>153358890>>153359959it's actually Sails of Charon
>>153360165where are you taking xem
https://www.youtube.com/live/WzR7YEgyeMc?si=VZy1mH_IwFcr8X6LITS UP
>>153360176who cares if you're in teen mode? isn't discord just for chatting in game?
>>153360176Damn, it's like they hate being successful
>>153359955cheeky
>>153360390i imagine they'd rather not do this but our faggot friends across the pond hate the idea of a free internet
Red Bull F3 sexo
>>153360478>He saw Epstein files and still doesn't understand that there exists a shadowy group forcing there agenda to the western and especially English speaking worldI shiggy diggit
JUTTA
>>153360573ZHOU!
livery looks a little better on track
>>153360360The problem is that people often have to tag their servers as +18 deliberately because spammers often use unverified accounts to spam scams, gore, or porn.>isn't discord just for chatting in game?God if only, that parasitic shitty bullshit has killed virtually all old forums and now it's all hidden behind a bunch of circle jerking troons.>>153360478There are literally numerous US states (red and blue) that have the same sorts of laws that the bongs and other angloid countries have been pushing.They're just doing this to wash the grooming claims off their back (and they'll go back to ignoring actual grooming once the bitching dies down).The lib/con dichotomy is just a draconian tool.
>>153360714I thought the tail was chrome but yeah looks way better on the sunlight
>>153360649>JUTTAhmmm>trutta>kuttathat works! haha
>>153354339>Third majorly grayscale colored F1 car of the grid after Merc and Audi.>No Yellow>"Noooo but you don't understand le epic white and black are the signature colors of cad-Kill yourself.
>>153358697>>153358721>>design is shit because of Google>goodle>hp>bwtWho's the fourth horseman of shit liveries?
>>153360866It's even worse when you realise that they wanted to be just be called Cadillac without any title sponsor to build the brands identity in F1. But then went with this totally lowkey colour scheme.Nobody is going to care about a black car that won't even be able to escape q1
>>153360921bare carbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMn7VeLqQegITS UPGET IN CHAT
>>153360921Red Bull (2016-2025 matte color scheme)
for me the best f1 car livery is when car #44 crashes
bring this shit back and make it mandatory for each driver to personalize at least 50% of his car's livery
how ironic
always wondered why they don't do that. drivers change their helmet designs so often it's difficult to tell immediately who's who sometimes
>>153361344or at least do something small like what mercedes did a couple years ago and have different colors for the driver's numbers
>>153361303>>153361344>>153361435I'm not sure it would happen even if it were allowed in the rules.The only reason we got that special livery is because both those 'brands' were actually owned by the same company because BAT had consumed both of them from their original markets over the years.I guess the closest thing we get to that today is when Honda ran Accura liveries when they raced in Canada and the United States.The reason I don't think it would happen today is because it's more likely that the sponsors themselves would disagree with it. If you're a company like Walmart or Claro paying RBR millions of dollars then you want your logos on both cars since the camera is always going to be focused on Max after Checo slams it into a wall on lap 1.But if you'd split the logos and half of them were on the car now reduced to a scrap heap then half those sponsors are going to get 0 air time.
>>153361018The matte color scheme was the only thing that made Red Bull livery bearable, simply because it instantly drew your attention away from that gaudy soft drink can and made your mind focus on the fact they cared more about the 0.0001% performance gain.The only good soft drink livery ever on an F1 car was 7Up.
Khim Kardassian is like 60 years old
>>153361824Why have you posted this video of a young Trump family member?
Is this poois gf thing I'm hearing a joke
>>153361824at least she's a negress woman meaning a lot of privilegemeanwhile if you're a brown hispanic like the ladies in that you get 0 modern day benefits, while being brown
>>153361018It's not that bad.
>>153361932They were spotted smooching at the superb owl.>>153361952Armenia is not located in Afriqua
>>153361988Surely she's just a big name beard and Loois was there for some handegg player
How do we respond without sounding mad?
>>153360921stake f1 sauber team kick racing was pretty awful
>>153362080"He just needs more time"
>>153362080>Graham RahalAny relation?
>>153362080>we have been exposed
>>153362209bobby's boy
>>15336098010 more minutes
>>153362249that boy ain't right
>>153354323>black and whitewow, how fucking boring
>>153360052>and he pics the fakest one>and he pics >he pics anon I...
Trust El Plan
>>153362080Feel like the drivers where the problem at Haas all along.
Why do they hate yellow car?
aston can't even start their reveal stream on timeit's over
>>153362502
asston bros? your reveal?
>no audiobravo
>>153362566Only driver that didn't end his career there, and Ocon won't be the next one.
nobody cares what dad has to say anyway
>>153362600skysports f1 yt has audio
>>153362080>How do we respond without sounding mad?Would have been a generational talent in a universe where schumi didn't face plant into a rock
zoom meeting quality
Someone requested He pics?
this is just a preview of what aston's season is going to be like
>car not ready for testing>stream not ready for launch eventlmao
>>153362627>Video unavailable>This video is private
uh oh, stinky
>12 minutesgrimola
newey bros?
nice neck
the worse the launch event, the better the season.
eldritch horrors have shut down the car launch
>>153362738A summary of the season to come
Stroll is gnawing on the ethernet cable
>>153360980this didn't change until a minute ago
>>153360714>>153360771Id still prefer it have actual color instead of black and white.
lance stroll with a newey rocket will be just as bad or worse than goblando with the cheatlaren
>>153360980>>153362794>THE EVENT IS ABOUT TO START
trump cut communications across the middle east for bombing run on iran
Who looks better now?
ASSTON DOOD
If the Aston ditched the green for a mostly black car im going to root for it to DNF every week.
it's happening
ITS HAPPENING
ITS STARTING!!!
wasnt lawrance in the files
it's happening again
Epstein in the crowd to support his buddy.
LAERWERNCE STREOLLE
lmaoooo the audio is cooked
>>153362901you need to be 18 to post here
ALOOOOOOOOOOOO
they're here!!!x
>>153362746aston is winning 24 races
oh boy that sound quality
Saudi audio technology
Lance is announced first
Get the jam ready.
GP2 audio
this is unreal
Is everyone excited for Honda to fuck Alonso in the ass again?
>>153362886Black book definitely, along with a number of other F1 related people.In the files themselves? Not so sure since I haven't bothered to read all 3 million documents they've released so far.
This whole Newey worship is going to fall flat on its face. The whole thing has a Kojima/MGS V circle jerk to it
Lance looks completely emotionally detached while his mouth is saying that this is really exciting
Is he Indian? Or Brazilian?
REVEAL THE NEWEY ROCKET
>>153362997Emma my queen
>>153358855DARKNESS IMPRISONING MEALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORRORI CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIETRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CELL
WHERE NEWEY ?
>>153363007This has been the case for years,
toto just blew up the venue
stream dood?
>Newey designed stream
LMAOOO STREAM DIED AGAIN
>Asston KWABtin
alonsobros i don't feel so good
Yeah Aston is pure shit.
>it died againLMAO
>>153363073which is why it finished so fast
fuck me not again, I cant
WAT NAU
>Arabs in charge of streaming
did they not pre record the event like everyone else?
Calm down guys, they can't find the car
I just wanna see the neweymobile, please skip the torture
ever get the feeling of deja vu
Newey just topped himself
>they're going to make lance regurgitate that bullshit for the third time
aston shartin just need some more time bros
just post the livery renders on x and pretend this never happened
What was that?
>gp2 streamLMFAO
please whisper in my ear again
whats going on? just came home, i do love paying taxes for trains that dont work
Gaza protestors stormed the venue
>>153363196asston stream has sharted multiple times and is being ridiculed right now
I paused my La+ asmr goon sesh for this shit.
>>153363196you just be grateful that the thing didn't crash
>>153363226they were waiting for meas long as the car works i dont care that much about events
IT'S BACK
we're backkek they look tired
yeah for sure
BRING HIM OUT
please one more crash
It's just going to be the car from Barcelona testing, but green. Why fucking put off showing it so long?
>aston>honda logo
>it's actually livehaha how retarded
Why is Lance's hair like that
>>153363300>>153360980right, actually looking at it it isn't actually
>>153363329he's bussin'
>>153363294this will be honda f1 team in a few years
neweyyyyyy
I think Stroll wants to kill himself
>>153363294You now remember BMW Sauber Ferrari.
NEVER COMPROMISE
sounds like kaya scodelario
muh heckin livery reveal with inspiring, profound poetry!! "Silence is where doubt lives"SO TRUE, SO TRUE
this is lance stroll
THE ASTON MARTIN WAYp17 in q1 australiaalonsoooo alosnooo alosnoooo alosnoooo
>>153363384SOVL
nice arthouse movie I thought racing meant to be fun
The greyscale suggests a lot of black
this is kino
>>153363232>La+the fuck is that?
was any other reveal this insufferable? just fucking show it
SHOW THE FACKIN CAR CUNTS
This is all Newey's doing
CЛABA FERNANDO ALONSO Z CЛABA FERNANDO ALONSO ХPAHИTEЛЯ FERNANDO ALONSO КAЖДOMУ ИЗ BAC БOЖE ХPAHИ ZOV AHГEЛA БOЖE CПACИБO ZCЛABA БOГУ FERNANDO ALONSO CЛABA ALONSO
Cello killed by audio quality lol
It's green
>>153363459Zased
the car isnt the real car, cam onnnnnnn
Yep, that's an Aston Martin F1 car
this sucks
party hardy equals tardy
>>153363480Five thumbs up? What the hell is that?!
>shitty stock cargrim
your verdict, /fjuan/
i believe in newey
>Newey Team Principleok
I found a leaked image of the Aston martin livery.
N E W E Y
newey looks 103 years old
>>153363541it's an car
kek
Jesus. Holy audio
HAHA
>>1533635419/10
>Lance crove the car firstAlonso getting dumped at the end of the season.
>>153363541good
>>153363484>>153363459what did they meant by this?Fernando Alonso, the Formula 1 driver, expressed support for Ukraine in March 2022, calling for peace and stating "NO WAR" alongside fellow drivers. In a broader context, the Alonso Group, a Spanish logistics firm, has participated in humanitarian corridors and supported Ukrainian refugees since the 2022 invasion. Key Aspects of Alonso's Stance and Action:Solidarity: Fernando Alonso joined F1 drivers in a #racingunited campaign in March 2022 to support the people of Ukraine.Humanitarian Aid: The Alonso Group has been actively involved in transporting health and basic necessities to the Ukrainian border.Support for Displaced Persons: The group has supported the AGA-Ucraína organization in providing aid to war-displaced people and assisting with the reception of refugees in Spain.
>>1533635418/10>Newey will die in your lifetime
>>153363541Needed less aston martin green and more baby puke green
>>153363541slightly better than last year8/10
>>153363611I can't believe he got to crive the car first
>every car looks the samewhat went wrong
is he illmore like AIDSrian newey
>>153363707that's just how old people look
>>153363541fugly sponsor placement on wheels also how much weight are they saving by removing the paint job from sidepods is it gonna make the difference from a winning car to a bottom field one?
Haha Newey is such a comedianNon-stop with the jokes and bants, never a dull moment
>arab faggotsI'm out
>official lube partnerImagine the freak-offs.
official lubricant partner
#maketestingsloppy
watanabe-san, you musn't've fucked this up
i beleive in hondai believe in aramcoi beleive in astoni balieve in neweyi believe in alonso
better days......
>final work hour in japan 12pm lol
>>153363838mustn't've
*dominates*
the arab doesnt have a funny accent
actually looks really good from the angle
Man, I just want to see vroom vroom racecars. And the closest I'm going to get for a month is testing, which is worthless as far as actual racing is concerned.At least the cars will be going around a track.
p5 in the constructors
>>153363970meh, the 22 and 23 looked better, but better than 24 and 25
lance can't wait to crash it
>>153364015last season he didnt crash that much, only when borto was trying to kill him
>>153364015>damn this would look good on top of a mclaren DO IT LANCE
>>153364055they probably have him on aderall since last year
>>153364015jamaica flag
>>153362997Newey is miles above Hackjima.
>>153362997I think Newey doesn't actually know what the fuck he's doing
>>153360714>a Ford Minardi appears
livery power rankings>Mercedes>Cadillac>Haas>Aston Martin>Red Bull>Audi>Ferrari>McLaren>Racing Bulls>Williams>Alpine
>>153364285Pretty successful for a guy who doesn't know what he's doing then.
Was this the thread?
>>153360714nice ad spot
>>153364387This was the formula, yep
>>153364229I do not claim that car
post the least physically repulsive medshitter you can find
>>153364432What does this piece do? It brings back bad memories about the horror sidepods before 2022
>>153364764Explode in T1
>>153364799Answer my question properly you fucking bitch
>>153363970i hate swept back front wings so much it's unreal
>>153364764cleans the air behind the front wheels mostly
I'm going to go on a bit of an autistic tangent here, but one thing that bothered me the most about F1: The Movie is the name of it's title. Like no shit it's a fucking movie. Couldn't you just have given it a better title like F1: Renaissance or some shit? It's a story about Sonny Hayes' accident and how he rose to the top years later.Movie titles nowadays are just so uncreative.
>>153365314the one thing that bothers me the most about eFJuan: teh movie is the fact that it exists
>>153365314>>153365374wait until F1: The Movie 2 comes out
>>153365314no thats worse, if anything just f1 should have been better to deliberately fuck with ppl googling it
>>153365484my hopes and wishes for any new f1 related media are the same as for a certain team from brackley: to flop massively
bro what is this new captcha systemwhen did they introduce this
>>153365314no it's THE movie about F1like if you care at all about F1 you have to see it (nevermind it's a cliche made up story)it would have made a lot more sense if drive to survive was called "F1: The Series" and this movie be called "Drive to Survive" (or "F1: Drive to Survive" if you really need to spell it out)
>>153365484wouldn't they just call it F2?
gonna dm him tmrw convincing him to watch f1 and share my account with himi do be like that: a good person
>>153363970Yeah but you'll never see it from that angle on the broadcast
>>153365314It was originally going to be called Apex but F1 wanted more direct branding
>>153365484No, because anything this stupid company is attached to will always be shit.
>>153365710>sequel is called F2>third move is called F3>prequel is called FZero>spin-off is FE (it's Ocon's origin story for some reason)>eventual reboot of the series is called F
>>153365838Their airpods are good thoughbeit
>Error: You are banned
>>153366029naughty
>>153365314Maximum marketability for lowest common denominator audiences. Even Sharl can understand that title
>>153366078why is this picture so funny
>this is a thumbnail from a official goytube short
>>153366264WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER 10 YEARS AGO
>xhe doesn't have shortsslop blocked on youtubekwab, i bet you also watch ads
>>153366331i just use redirectsometimes some stuff is exclusive to this format so theres no way i would block it
>>153366353>stuffslop
>>153365838I hate that they own the rights to The Peanuts and have been making shit using them. Schulz is probably rolling in his grave because of it.
kwablonso's team will finish last; that's all that matters
WHO GONNA BAKE?
>>153366381I thought sony owned the rights to peanutsI remember /v/ making fun of them for spending so much money on buying them
>>153366411not me, im going to bed im very tired
besides the gay google stuff, mclaren has the best wheels for 2026
>>153365838the world would unironically be less racist if every virtue signaling corporation was required to publish their board of director's ethnic and sexual orientation and gender orientations as a very easily readable pie chart alongside whatever "message" they're currently trying to send
bæking
>>153366434pozzed?
>>153366411bake anon will
>>153366411>>153366449I'll do it.Give me 5 minutes.
>>153366455gonna find some pics
>>153366531>>153366531>>153366531
>>153366455i don't like your filename here esti!
>>153354339I like both the audi and the cadillac one better than several of the other teams
>>153362997mgs5 was very good thoughbeit
