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>>153355068based thread
We men’s tennis chads are just too well balanced and have too muchly thriving social lives to have a healthy posting rate in our general.
>>153356320I'm focused on the Olympics for these two weeks. Didn't even bother with the Superbowl kek.
>>153347660USO YouTube has a full match. Those old niggas were on another level, way tougher than the modern pussy pros. There was a ton of rain the night before and the entire court was mud and they still played anyways. Rod Laver was playing in cleats because he knew Newcombe would slip all over the place as the sets dragged on.https://youtu.be/J9T21xYZXOM
>>153355068Best Nole and wife appreciating kino
It's double 500 weekRotterdam draw looks like a complete mess in the makingDallas is full of American servebots
>>153357531But at least neither of them are Argentina, with the 35th Hispanimutt Nadal clayrat wannabe sliding all over the place and taking 45 years to finish a point
Watch some real tennis zoomers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M__SNZ14pTM
Meddy and Ugo on court
Ugo, how are you gonna serve Medvedev such a huge slider outside of the court and then hit an inside out forehand into the net? You fuck
>3 df by Meddy already
Lol the ball kids are already griefing. One refused to give Ugo a ball and the other ran to the chair from the back line DURING a point.
Federer watches handegg and Novak enjoys figure skating. It's obviously who's the more educated gentleman
>>153358220MY MAESTRO
Tiebreak boys
I don't know why Ugo hits such a slide ball wide on the ad side if he's not willing to commit to running around the *midcourt return* for a forehand. Kinda retarded tactically if you ask me.
Matches looking grim.Not much to look forward too, today and tomorrow.
>lose tiebreak>call supervisorMedvedev.exe
Oh he's bitching about the tennis balls lol. I mean tbf why would you play with Head brand balls when Dunlops and Wilsons exist? Anything but Penns.
Feels like Medvedev and Humbert are always playing against each other.
>>153358448Don't sleep on Zheng-Korda
>>153358244I was going to make this the OP but it would only have been topical for that one day
>>153358485This second set is reminding me why people don't rate Ugo
>>153355068He is such a fake human being. It's actually pathetic to see how he still tries to gain the sympathy of people with these staged recations. He will never be the goat.
>>153358628You can leave the thread mate, the next GS isn't until May
Meddy crashing out. Calm down nigga
This third set is reminding me why I stopped rating Medvedev
>These balls are made for people who like to uh, please. With a little bit of salivaI'm amazed the umpire let him get away with that but even he had to smile
What did Med mean by this?
>>153358495Zheng lost to a University of Michigan freshman a day or two ago
>>153360088And Korda lost to Zheng a week or two ago
>>153360106Right. They're both garbo.
>>153358628based swissflag still going at it
Based chud
>>153364505yjk malinin got anally piped in the bathroom of a grimy Milan gay night club to celebrate his gold medal. djoko too
RG is months away man come by later
>>153364505looks like the kpop version of zverev
get foked
>>153355068>No girls allowed
that guy on Twitter actually memed Munar the Magician into existence
How did poonar become a hard court monster at age 29?
Time for Atmeme
Tiapoo
The Scatmane hasn’t won an gaytp match for five months.
Korda is BACK
my dad asked if he was Michael Chang's younger brother
Jensen buttsby
Rottgering more like Rottgerdung
Really don’t like the colour palette of this OP imageIt’s just not /atp/ at all I always skip over it in the catalog
My BOI Learner Tien to step on court in FIVE FUCKING HOURS
Dallas Texas? More like Dull-ass tennis! This one’s actually good
>indoor hard in Europe>indoor hard in America>clay in South America>all sorts of Davis Cup shit all over the world>then outdoor hard in the Middle East>outdoor hard in America>outdoor hard in MexicoIf you think about it the February schedule is completely fucked up
Shapobros they’re disrespecting us
>>153374172The Saudis will eventually buy their way to a slam in February because of this
>>153374899At least he can fall back on rap
>>153374899Shapo doesn't seem to consistently do anything of note for a guy that randomly does things of note
thank fuck we have atp thread cause i wanted to ask a serious questionso what's the deal with medvedev's inability to adapt to new balls? i understand the new balls are slower, the courts are already slow and he doesn't seem to be able to hit his groundstrokes with speed. but many other players have adapted successfully and they are able to hit with lots of speed. so why he isn't able to? i mean he hits his groundstrokes pretty flat so that should be enough to get power. is he lacking arm strength? or is he simply out of his prime?
>>153376404He says players with a "wrist game" are better suited to the current balls. Basically his forehand is just low quality.
hmm Learnerbros?Not against 37 year old Cilic!
MORE TIME
heh
Rafa's answer to Mourotoglou dismissing Novak's win over Siiner.
>>153379191Whatever that means
>>153379191I don't understand povertyball, is this like he's saying Sinner's loss is actually because Sinner fell off or because Novak has ascended to grand wizardry levels? Because either way Sinner's loss was an abject loss for tennis as a sport
Wasn't Tien supposed to be the future of american tennis?
>>153379437You're only as good as your last result and people will always remember your failures more than your success
>>153379497>You're only as good as your last resultTrue. That's why Fraudix is the goat
Well Fils seems to be fit and healthy but with his playstyle I feel like it's only a matter of time until he injures himself again
>>153379367He's saying Patrick is wrong when he says Sinncaraz play at a higher level than the big3.Patrick used the argument that Sinncaraz' level is the best ever because of Sinner's 5 consecutive wins vs Djokovic,Nadal claims this is no true Djokovic.
Horrible, almost Halle-tier camera angle in DallasWanted to watch Grigor but the match is kind of dull, feels like most points are just serve+1
get mrnjotaur'd, small son
Ignacio Busebros..
>>153380764kek
>>153379191mouratoglou's boomer vs. zoomer takes will age well
>2 and 2Crapolli
Reminder that spee tried to convince us that Flávio “Cobolli” was an elite prospect.
Record breaking attendance for Shitz
>Shitz
Fritz looks like a fucking toad and he's never having fun. Him winning the USO would be worse than Carlos getting the calender.
>>153355068GOATkovic. Bee tee dubs, any word on Coco's rageaholicism?
>>153355068Imagine if Djokovic accidently compressed his head so hard here that it exploded.
atmane: why losing in the first round is the 168 iq move
Tough draw thankfully, Tabilo-Etcheverry-Cerundolo to reach the final.Time to show some results against good clay opponents.
Why would anyone name their son Booger
>breaks in first setCAREEEEEEE>gets brokenMUNJAROOO>wins first setCAREEEEE>breaks in second setCAREEEEE>gets broken serving for the matchOPET CHOKE>wins the TBCAREEEE
Stan's back in the top 100
Walton-Mannarino waiting room
>losing to 2026 TsitsipasStarting to think Rinderknech is a fraud
>kakanov
>bublik cares too muchNever thought I'd see the day
Bublik really falling apart in this tiebreak
why the hell is a dutch crowd cheering for a dutch player in english
>>153389019Dutch ijs joost Englisch spooken van de funny
>>153386780bruh, his name is This BoogerKEK
>ace ace double, shank shank, ace, what the fuck is this?>and they tell me I have no rhythm>I am fucking Djokovic compared to himI love you Bublik.
Hubie is so shit man
Doodoo Hurkacz
>>153389404They need to invite this nigga to the Laver Cup
Can't shark a tiebreak if you can't get there Hubie
Real ones are watching Burruchaga Etcheverry
>>153390372kwab
classic wta scoreline
>>153390372I don't watch clayrats
Britain's Cowardly Cam Norrie
>>153379191Mourotoglou is a clickbait whore and Rafa is based
>doubles on nextFucking finally
>>153388944He's a dad now. Might have something to do with it.
>>153370921
Cah mon Tommy...
>be up 1-0 *5-4>have yet to face a single BP in the entire match>double fault three times and get broken while your opponent talks shit about and laughs at you the whole time>shit your pants in the TB and lose the set>play entire third set up to 5-5 without facing BP again>get broken>waste double break-back point to let your opponent serve it outi know it's only the start of the season but can anything possibly top this for KWABOTY?
>>153393564Literally never rated Slurpkacz. Completely weak mind fraud whose only weapon is his serve. Laughable forehand. Good on Bublik for staying in the match. Feel like old Bublik would have 100% tanked there.
one hour to go, who hyped?
>>153395324Not me because I doubt the Fonz is actually fit. He was terrible at AO.
Don't think I've ever watched Kopriva play tennis before. I only know his name from random clay results. Is he good? (I know the answer is no)
get fokedpretty high-quality match, that
>fraudseca
rip Joao Fonseca hype 2025-2026
I don't understand global relationships well. Since a Chilean and Brazillian are in Argentina, are they both in enemy territory, or do Argies and Chillys go well together?
Fonseca's team is retarded. Let him recover instead of playing useless meme tournaments in SA
>>153397126I thought his name was Victor until this week I discovered it’s actually Vit
>open /gaytp/>thread is freaking out about a player losing >check score >player is winning comfortably This happens three times a week.
>>153399288He lost thougheverbeit
Holy grimola
Fonz is a grass court specialist
How the fuck do you lose to Korda? KORDA! Big Fraud. Fuck you
>>153355068corr nice quality time wiv wifebergcute
>>153355068Why am i supposed to hate Djokovic?
pooao shitseca
>>153398242everyone in south america hates Chile from what I gather
For me? Quinn Vandecasteele.
>>153404917What strange last name.Sounds like a mix of various family languages
>>153400438He'll never be elite if he doesn't stop moving like a grandma around the court. Hitting the ball really well doesn't work if you don't even make it to the ball. Awful fitness.
>>153405324Glad I fell asleep before it started.Tabilo is solid though, he is Djokovic's slayer on clay
Munar is always dangerous in pre-March hard
>Fonselingz
>it's so over for tsissy nobody even bothers commenting on his early losses anymoreVolumes
>>153407280Maybe he was a meme all along.
While I am also starting to fade on the Fonseca hype let's not forget that people were calling Grug a fraud as recently as a year ago>>153407280Oh lol Shittypiss lostHe has like a 12-1 H2H against Demon or something like that so I was thinking it might've been interesting next round
>>153407349Grug always had good movement and needed to work on things like his serve and point construction. All stuff that's way more easily trained than chronic back issues and shitty fitness.
>>153407383Well there are countless other guys with super fragile fitness who continue to get hype>Draper>Korda>Mensik Machac LeheckaHe just needs more time to finish growing and to get used to being fully grown
Based ruthless Minotaur
>>153407529>He just needs more time to finish growing and to get used to being fully grownNot sure a chronic back issue can ever really be fully overcome. He'll likely always be inconsistent because of it. Hoping he has a good showing in Rio though.
>>153402445makes me hate zverev more that he deprived world of 25th slam or whatever number it is
>>153408820Stan's first serve was 46% kek. What a schmuck
sad about the drapistreckon he will be wun of them who just chronic injured careerat same time not sure he had it in him to be like propa propa top murray tier. i dunno. maybe. but saw some sillly losses before he got injuredalso maddening thenloss to ruud
>>153409418Zverev?Was Alcaraz
I am lowkey enjoying this Cilic renaissance
Quinncels...
>>153407529His movement is just too sluggish. Also nobody seriously rates Korda anymore kek. The czechs maybe but even there I'd say nobody is too much on Machac train or something.
By the way, who the fuck is Pinnington Jones?Johannus Monday name
Love me some Struff
This mfers name is Bussy
>player is nicknamed Federal Aviation Aurhtority >can only play good tennis when he can’t see the sky What did he mean by this
>>153409950uhh zverev was the wun who poolapsed against alcroth even though alcroyh couldnt walkumbelievable levels of choking
>>153418272He really is the most hateable tennis player alive. Right up there with Fritz.
Any braden shick ultras in
If you offered arsenal fans to end the season right now with arsenal finishing 2nd they'd snatch your arm off so they can start focusing on the 26/27 title campaign. It's the slow decline while you're ahead but Man City are skulking behind you, wearing you down, mounting the pressure ever more as your wingers and strikers all go on goal droughts and you know you're going to lose the title
>>153418800So true
>>153418800I don't know these tennis players
How’d this nigga even end up in gaytp we don’t have any flemcel posters
Based Shelton
Ready for this Mannarino renaissance
Tennistv Dallas tournament promo - zapruder film knockoff, Fritz is in the car, boom sniper shot, cut to Shelton serving on the grassy knoll, he does the shelphone and then a zoomer dance.
>>153419925No
Tommy POO
how does ben struggle against this bald fraud every time
>>153420521Why is Tomasz Pawel so bad now?
Tommy Paul, you're ramping up on my list of "players I used to like, but now actively root against because they're choking fucking disappointing faggot frauds"
>>153423874doesn't have the fear of losing his truck anymore
Remember when Botic chokes like 12 match points to win his first title or whatever it was and it destroyed his career and he never a title
THE Jack Pennington Jones?
Ugo upgrade?
It's Fokina's tournament. He will turn Fritz into a pile of Shitz
>>153425864>Fokina winning a trophyMore unlikely than Zverev winning a slam
>>153426486There are some 250s with truly grim draws, even if Foki were three times as mentally retarded I don't doubt he has a much better chance of vulturing one of those than Zverev does of ever getting a slam
>>153426653With enough tries he's bound to get one
>>153426653I would agree if Fokina didn't turn into the worst choke artist in history in finals. Have you seen that final he choked vs Kekman last year? He'd have to get some rank 487 no name which is hard even in literally who 250s
>>153426486Zero is Zero
Korda is b(l)ack
For me it's some manlet kino in the form of Baez
>>153433635Crazy how as soon as schwatzman retired Argentina found another tennis gnome. Makes me think they’re growing another pessi in a lab somewhere
Just watched Zverev's little brother quad Zeus or something. He is even a bigger fraud than sasha
>>153434293He looked so pissed when it was over lmao
STATE I switched off the match
>>153434586Just a little bit more time…Look how close he got!
kwaborda
>>153434586Kek
>>153434586If Fritz barely beats Korda, how the fuck is he supposed to be the top American? What a fucking fraud. Our country is so fucked, man. We need a real champion.
>>153436723There legit isn't one. If you combine all their best traits that player still isn't Sinncaraz tier.
>shitton
Fuck tennis and fuck white people!
This game fucking SUCKS! GOD DAMN. Put Shapo and Fokina on!
That's crazy that Nike hasn't dropped Shitpovalov yet
boring servebotting fest
>>153438079based Shapo delivering
>>153436910>If you combine all their best traits that player still isn't Sinncaraz tier.A Shelton+Tien combo would be good methinks
>>153438079When will they fix the fact that balls are moving too fast off serves but way too slow for rallies
Edberg
Why do I always see a czech guy named Volcel playing random doubles matches any time I check live scores?
>>153438250That would cost money though.
>Demon chasing a first indoor hard title>Ugo chasing a fifth indoor hard title>Bublik chasing a fourth indoor hard title>Felix chasing a ninth indoor hard titleOne of these is not like the others
>>153444493Based Minaur not stepping down to the level of servebots by winning indoors.Although he also has zero clay titles, not based
>Fokina lostI'm so sick of this. I'm tired of rooting for fucking losers. Sinner I need you to step it up please. I can't take this psychic damage anymore
>zero from TEN break pointsHumbert more like Dumbert
Bublik or FAA?
>>153448766FAA
>>153448766bublik
Capacity crowd to watch the Canadian prospect vs the crazy unpredictable Ruskie in Rotterdam.
Why is there ALWAYS a faggot with their flash on
Welp looks like we're in for a quick 6-2 6-2
Aliassime is the indoor GOAT, nothing the Bublik can do here.
Imagine if he cared
Demon finna dab on fraudix
Love to see bigmouth Bublik suffer
>>153453220Draper?
>>153453360Yes
Hilarious fraud happening today that went under the radar: Basil played Doha qualies and retired at 65 in the 2nd after getting broken. Essentially one game before losing the match in straights. This is after he posted this shit last year. He promised to never return to Doha again after getting denied a WC last year.
Cilic holding up against peak American GOAT
>>153453220Holy Norwood. It's over
>>153453446What a tremendous faggot lol.
Time for Big Shelt
What is it with Canadians and suddenly being good indoors?
What is Shopavlov btiching on about
Sheltsisters we're doing it
Shapovalov just touched the ball. Cheating fuck
>>153459976He has to cheat to get ahead
>>153454152He always had this hairline
Shelly :)
far too much grey and blueeven the goddam players
>>153460197Hello
Denis more like Penis
shelton
ALL AMERICAN FINAL
Shelphone is a warrior, if only he could play.
Fritz rolls Shelton 4 and 4
>>153444493why do shitters tend to acxumulate indoor titles?
>>153453220fuck sake jackits ogre"fuggin massacred my boy"in the words of marlon brando during his oscar winning performance in gidfather
>>153453220kek lightning bolt tattoo and skinhead ... very neo-nazi
What did the Rio de Janeiro Open mean by this.
For me? Minaur-Darderi-FritzWhat will happen? FAA-Cerundolo-Fritz
At the end of every random mini 250/500 swing there should be a mini tournament of all the tournament winners (and best other performers to make up like an 8/16 piece tourney) Add some juice to the 250/500 tour, build some narratives
I'm feeling good Minaurbros
>>153466301I wouldn't watch
>>153466301I would watch
>>153468926Same
Beautiful winner from Minaur.Two break points, he breathing on this uncle tom's neck since the beggining of the match
Any of u heard the news? Djokovic is Greek now.
Demon is making a fool out of this nigga
I told you all that Demon would expose Fraudix
>start losing>fake injurytale as old as time
>>153469597based Aussie
>>153469644With Felix is might not be fake though.
De Minaur will now rest until Indian Wells.He needs to reach QFs there to improve his rank, vamos!
that was a waste of time
kekimaginegettin excitedbout semenslurpervsfrench canadian
>>153438240Korda and Fritz is probably the better combo on talent.
>>153466301Ruud would become the goat frfr
it's gonna be fritz right?
>>153436910>>153438240>>153472645you can definitely make a contender if you're allowed to splice traits from a bunch of burgers>rallying - Fritz/Shelton (power), Tien (tolerance)>technique - Korda>serve - Fritz/Korda/Shelton (1st/2nd/slice)>return - Paul/Tien>movement - Paul>tactics - Tienhonestly, just adding Paul + Tien to either Fritz or Shelton would already produce an all-around elite player. also bring Sock out of his early retirement and add his net skills for the cherry on top
absolute state of the yankoid brain
Ben’s backhand is sus af
>>153474069maybe not
niggas forgot how to serve in Argentina kek
Based Fran
>>153477346
>convert 0/3 championship points>next game DF at 0-30 then get broken to let opponent serve for the winfritzfriends...
>>153477826
Ben is a god. Fuck you Taylor Fritz. Enjoy the flight home, faggot.
Shelty GT :)
>Ben Shelton is the first American player since Roddick in 2003 to amass more than two career titles above ATP 250 level.
Fonzi got Monteiro rd 1That's gonna be a battle and the crowd loves Thiago in Rio
/our gay/ also got a WC
>>153481543Peethiopian pls
>>153481491Lmao that can't possibly be true
>>153481491kek
>>153482707
>>153482707Fritz
>>153482707Querrey was close
kinda bothers me how the ladino clay rats seem to have their own separate segregated tours going on whilst everyone else is doing the normal stuff they supposed to
Waltonbros… we lost to a Street Fighter finishing move
>>153483907Only the third world really wants to watch clay matches
kek incels btfo
Carlos Alcaraz earnings year-to-date 2026= $6.3 million- south korea exho $2.3 million- Australian open $2.8 million- Doha appearance fee $1.2 millionNot counting all endorsements, god damn!
>>153485414They'd have to pay me that much to go there too tbqh
>>153485414>south korea exho $2.3 millionThat's wild
>>153485414
>>153481524Hoping Fonz is fit enough to play
Qatar is a fucking ghost townCan't imagine how much oil money these guys continue to burn on all these events with zero revenue from ticket sales
Poppy dropping even one game to this bum counts as a monumental failure in my book
Working on a system. Working title the Choinski Continuum
>>153487590I suspect the right side of that graph will look rather leanChoinski is German btw
Emma is going dead centre I can tell you that for free
>>153487590Guess it's just another Johannus Monday
Lmao Menshit this kid is such a fraud
>>153487962apologize
>>153486891Can't wait for Iran to be liberated so all these gulf shitholes can become irrelevant.
Can their child win a Slam? Or is the dilution of Rodman's genes too great at that point
>>153489166He's not tall and she didn't get Drod's height either, so rather unlikely
>3rd current best tennis player>empty threadTennis dead
>>153490311Novak isn't playing lol lmao
Machac' shorts dangerously tight
Double bagel coming up
>>153490354he's talking about machacnovaxx is #2
What a combo, kicker to drop shot
>>153489166>faces of america
Can Shang, the biggest Chinese talent, do it?
What atp500 should become a masters?
You think Vacherot is here to stay?
>>153491198Halle. We've been over this.
>>153491181If anyone can it's him or Wu
Medvedev fears the asian twinks
It's actually wild how shallow the tennis talent pool is today. Shelton couldn't sniff the #1 spot at Florida as a Freshman. Either he's an unusual athletic prodigy or Cilic is right and modern tennis is a meme.
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>153492061When did Cilic say that?
>Garin used to be top10This secondary court where he is playing in Rio is pretty comfy
>>153493303Peaked at 15
We are back Garinbros
>>153492305idr Cilic saying that but even then that wouldn't be his current opinion. last week when asked to compare the strength of the top 10 now vs a decade ago, he basically said the main issue is just consistency (with a portion of them)>"The guys have the level. They're competing incredibly well. I think they have great game. But I think all of these guys that are sort of in the group from, I don't know, rank 5 to 20, can work a little bit extra on that consistency to bring that level week in week out. I think that's the only difference."I'd pretty much agree. also maybe the increased pace of shots nowadays is playing some role, top players are definitely hitting serves and groundies harder on average compared to a decade ago
>>153492111how does this prevent binner from taking clostebol?
It's insane how much better clay tennis is. Just the sound of the sliding. No squeaks. Satisfying muffled thud of clean contact dampened by the wet surface.
>>153494123>I don't know, rank 5 to 20, can work a little bit extra on that consistency to bring that level week in week out. I think that's the only difference."It seems to me that a common opinion is >5-20 is worse than previous era>21-50 is about the same>51-100 is stronger
Lajovic Altmaier on clay is therapy. 1hbhs and no punishing serves
>>153496305wowhes actually better lookin than hermentalmaybe he need new gf to recover his status as top american player and possibly win a slam
>>153492111but will it stop players shitting their guts out every year like always fucking happens
>>153489166both are rankrancidvapid>>153487962hes cute
>>153485290kek homegirl got brapped
Wait why is J-Sin vulturing an non-masters
>>153497026That's the water.
Bussy getting destroyed
>>153497123He and Grug got paid over a million dollars just to show up to Qatar. Fucking oil states will force a fifth slam at some point in the future.
Resilient bussy
>>153497123Confidence booster
>>153497123He’s going to accumulate a lot of points in the next few months because he was suspended until Rome last year
Looks like Tiley's going to the USTA
>>153498532Don’t think high falutin big apples Americans will react well to being mananged by an Australian. White lotus memes and pictures of Murray from flight of the concords will be flying in the work group chat
>>153498566It's okay he's a saffa
why dont they just put men womans 1000s on same tournaments same time so jarring
Who here full day of tennis because it's carnival public holiday?
>>153500697>carnivalIt's already over, Rosenmontag was yesterday
>>153500697Unfortunately the Lunar New Year is not a public holiday here in South China
>>153500783>LunarIt is Chinese new year
I'vs seen this Echargui guy live against some portuguese loser in a Porto 125 challenger.He strokes hard
>>153500813China may own my country but they do not own my year
>>153500816>He strokes harddidn't need to know that
Shitsipas bossing this promissing Tunisian around like it's nothing.Right on time for clay season
We better win today Fonsechads, starting to look pretty bad
>>153496305Is that League of Legends pro Taylor Fritz?
Brooksbros...
The buse is loose
The draw graced us with a Medsipas clash in the last 16
Can the camera crew at Doha doing the doubles matches please stop focusing on the server through his serve motion? I want to see the point, not the server
Popyrin you're so fucking ass bro.
Professional doubles players btw
>can't play tennis for 4 weekshow do I cope?
>>153503709Injury?Doping ban?
>>153503796hair transplantunironically btw
Alcaraz is on by the way, while we wait for Fonseca
>marozsan d. humbert 0:59
TennisTV keeps crashing
Middle East is so damn soulless
>>153506394Based Berretinni doing the golden swing instead
>>153509624yes
Who the fuck is Jodar
>>153511154He beat Tien at next meme. Good player who's strung some challenger wins on hard together out of Spain so maybe next RBA/PCB
>>153511338>did well at next genSo he's a confirmed meme
THE grand slam winner Marin Cilic
>>153511495
@glowieHe's one of yours
how do I get calves like berrettini?
Huge crowd in Fonseca's match, hope he doesn't choke
Fonkeka is drenched in sweat.
>>153514866I swear he ends up playing tbs all the time vs everyone
I guess you could say anyone interested in tennis talent will have young Rafael on their ‘jodar’ (radar)
I slept through Fonseca's match but I dreamed that he was up against Del Potro and won 7-6 1-6 7-6I also dreamed that I was chatting to a friend who had the same dream except Fonz won in straight sets
For me? Guto.
Comfy night matches to fall asleep to
Tommeh match started yet?
Pootet
>up a break in the third>drinks a can of Coke>proceeds to lose five games in a row>saves ten match points>drinks another can of Coke>cramps>losesMaybe the Coke was not a good idea
Do you think 6"3 Italian ATP Ranked #2 Terrachad Jannik Sinner will avenge Carlos Alcaraz's appalling framemog to pure Serbian genetic mega frog Novak Djokovic in the Olympics or will he be jestermaxxed again into a several cortisol spike demoting his PSL to Sub-3?
>>153517027what match?
>>153519509Moutet
>>153517165Novaxx is a 9.67 on the PSL scale, he cannot be mogged.Over for binnercels
>>153517165>negative canthal tilt
Brave
>washed up medvedev getting bullied by washed up tsissy in current yearHoly grimola
>losing to your pigeon Tsitsipas in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty sixTien must've mindbroken him harder than Nadal did
Fonz-Buse waiting room
>>153521952>two weakest era former top 3 gremlins scraping for a place in R3 in a 500Grim.
Medvedev is so done
What do you call someone who loses to a, how do you say, small cat
>>153522034What does it smell like?
>>153501093I warned you about the return of the prince
>Rublev up a set and on serve>misses a single ball>picks it up and launches it into the stratosphereSome people are genuinely incapable of happiness
>>153523776Russians, innit
>jannik on court>first point sounds like three thunderbolts
feelin popyrin for diss wunni**a lookin' swol and swarthy
On paper and on recent form this should be a complete blowout but Sinner is not making many returns and the way he's trying to avoid Popyrin's forehand speaks to me of a lack of confidence in being able to handle that. Still Popyrin's a fucking retard choker so he's still going to get utterly heemed
Ah yes there's that Popyrin choke right on schedule
>Royer>Thought this was a literal who was ranked 150th. >He is actually 60th
>alcashit
>>153523586Like the small railway waiting room I would wait in to go into the city as a five year old with my grandmother, musty and cattish. Maybe it was just her that smelled that way actually
this sport is fucking cooked some malnourished fake Italian and a roided out manlet are on top of the tour and we are introducing sandpeople masters and slams absolutely riveting to see all the other clowns strolling around the courts complaining that they have to sleep in 5 star hotels all year around and actually pretend to care after they took their apperance fee truly tennis is growing while dying inside
Time for Korda
>>153536129big breakthrough now eh, fuck this shit
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to play in Rios summer, lmao. Cerundolo just dropped out.
>>153536522another choke artist guy should live in the ghetto instead of a villa
>harrishit coaching kordaGrim>>153536522Only the strong survive
We on Ruudgoatbros.Insomnia right on time
>>153537774Damn you really jinx everyone
>>153537983sad :(
Faria :)Fonseca :)
Draper is finally back next week
Ruud is back.Marathon match
So it’s actually Kopzhiva
>>153538174Hilarious to me that Fils is still alive after the absolute raping he underwent in France last week. Juri in 3.
>>153537983A name like Portujinx doesn't just appear out of nowhere
>>153538309corr propa good disshopefully he isnt dogshot
Alcaner shouldn’t be allowed in tournaments like this. It’s like a dad playing against ten year olds and trying to get praise for winning. Well done they’re children.
>>153540162Alcaner just seems like a meme way to call Alcaraz, one doesn't picture Sinner with it.That's why Sinncaraz is the prefered nomenclature.
Former clay masters winners soonTsitsipas-Rublev
>>153541289I’m using the term until the fucking German that told me not to use Sincaraz gives me a (You), that’s the plan and I’m sticking to it
Feels like it's been about a year since either of these guys achieved anything
Why is zverev not playing any of these meme 500s? Did the ao choke finally buckbreak him for good?
>>153542512IIRC he cited "injury" when he pulled out of Rotterdam but players always do whenever they withdraw
>>153542426Kek that Kraut grump hates everything
I can't tell the players apart aaaAAAAHHHH
Every single match up I see at Doha is pure utter NPC shit Anyone at Del Rey Beach is a lovable maverick
shit court design tßh. Too much blue
>Stef needs daddy to do his laces for him
This boy is such a failure
Cool! Both players I despise and one of them has to move on!
Now Murray Djokovic Doha 2017, THAT was a match
I heard Fedcel is Qatar goat?True?
Not a fan of Fils' afro, he looks too Caribbean, like he should be doing reggae or something instead of tennis
Anyone know what taxes are like in the middle eastern oil countries? Are they high like Scandinavia tier, medium like US tier or just vibes based like Russia?
>>153544445They tax you one tenth of your goatherd every year
Men's tennis sounds fuckin gay.>OOF>UGGH>OOF>UGGH>OOF>UGGH>OOF>UGGH>OOF>UGGH>OOF>UGGH>AHHHHHHH>OoohhhhhI'm not watching that shit
Matches like this make me wonder why anyone ever rated Lehecka
>>153544655all players besides the top two are useless no clue why people Jeep watching this snoozefest
Tzatzikipas lost Rubelev kwab
>>153546057>breaks his own back"Too good"
THE Karen Khachanov???
>>153537983>>153539465The real /xyz/ lore is that his name comes from intentionally counterjinxing his favorite players (usually Nadal or other spaniards) by posting shit like>man I sure hope Nadal can handle random shitter in r1, that looks like a scary challenge
That was fucking kino tennis, now it's binner time, forza mensik
>>153546726>counterjinxingOnly mentally challenged people do that
Sinner has got to be the worst break point converter in the entire ATP
>>153549442Mensik is the new Berdych though.
CAMAN DZOOMER
I've seen enough.Mensik in 2 fast onez
Learnerbros...
>>153549696Blocks your path
>binner gruntingit's over for him
Learnerbros!
Sinner more like Shitter
>>153551026he's cooked
SINNER
who can stop him?
I hope that ATP world feed DJ pushing his electroshite on stream never gets relacedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vBUG6mE3s
>>153551768they should play hardbass instead
Mensik kinda looks like the StarTrek incel
Menshit
>>153552109did he ever get his face rated?
I leave for 30 minutes and Mensik is up a set and now down 2-5. What happened
>>153552519>"holy shit I'm actually winning">spill spaghettiA story as old as Novak
Call me crazy, but I feel like we're going to see Sinner and Alcaraz in the final.
I'm so sick of fraudulent tennis players but I fucking hate Carlos Alcaraz
>>153552957He plays really nice but he looks like a cave man. And the other one looks like carrot top. They're just not marketable like Fedal.
>>153553379This match is actively ruining my afternoon. I'm legitimately getting mad. How are you down 1-3 versus fucking Mensik. Just hand the trophy to Carlos if Jannik loses here. I hate this sport today
Dopiner the fraud getting bullied by chad mensik
>>153553435He's getting dangerously close to fraud status especially after the AO embarrassment.
>>153553435Lmao this fag is seething
>>153553581true, we getting close to a big 1+1 Murray status.
Fratelli, it's time to wake up any second now...
grim start of the year for shitalian tennisthe clostebol delivery must be late
Anyone remember a dude reading weird shit from his notebook at the French Open and the camera catching it? Like "not aloud to talk back" or "you are an athlete"Was that Mensik or someone else?
>>153553944It has all been diverted to the olympians
>>153553993That was THE next meme finals winner Medjedovic
>>153553581https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4hbwTg8PdI&list=RDd4hbwTg8PdI&start_radio=1&pp=ygUMcG9ydG5veSBkaXNzoAcB
>>153552896>
kwab streak continues for clostebinner
>>153554224oh right
>>153554307Sorry, was talking about the next indoor tourno both of them enter. Jannik is too brittle for the sun
>>153554283what do I give a fuck
Grug is winning 30 slams. Maybe 35 if the Arabs add another one.
Anyway Sinner should kill himself
Arabs must be seething tho. All these attendance fees and the final will be Grug vs. Mensik
>>153554605If Mensik beats the neanderthal is he the GOAT?
I wonder if this is going to be same as when Grug lost to Lehecka and Goofy last year. He's been on another level since then. I'm a grugster all the way but I unironically think Sinner needed to realize he can't sleepwalk through every single opponent that isn't Alcaraz. I think this will help him.
Semifinal Sinner. I'm fucking done bro.
>>153554701Carlos is the goat
>>153554726Also Sinner was shouting at his box? He's getting pissed
Maybe sinner needs another wta ho to pnd Seemed to unlock him last timeI nominate Eala
>>153554975The only thing he needs is an industrial level clostebol cream for his trainer to rub inside his asshole before every match
>>153554949Sinner was mad as fuck toward the end. He threw his racket before shaking hands with Mensik.
>>153555074To be fair he should be mad about converting like 3 out of 300 bps in his past few matches
>>153555170His BP conversion really is so ass. That was such a frustrating match to watch.
>>153554726Kachanov was smacking the shit out the ball earlier today, and that worked for about 1 1/2 sets. I think players now realize in order to beat sincaraz you have to redline the entire match and hit the ball as hard as you can and pray it lands inside.
Oh so Jason is WASHED washed.
Fonz-Buse AND Walton-Paweł at the same time Sucks to be working
Based Tien at least
>>153556205kek
Big Foe made me some money today.
>rain delay in Rio so now I have to watch Tommy shit the bed against some guy who looks like a Pokémon gym leader
walton with some supreme choking right now, mamma mia
>>153556530There is neither connection between the first and twosome paragraph. Mental illness.
*Ignacio Buse is running very fast to catch a ball*Me as a tennis commentator - “the wheels on the Buse go round and round!!!”
>>153557849I'm all for laughing at Igor but my favorite part is the "in 2026" when we're not even 2 months into the year.
Someone make a thread please. I can't right now.
>gaylor gritz
>>153558540>>153558540
I fell asleep after Sinner won the second what the FUCK happened
>>153558546Nigger how hard is it to copy pasteSomeone make a proper new thread
>>153552882yeah?
>>153553993fink sonmez was reading descartes kek
>>153554224kek his syntax and spelling are awful
