>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153355528>Ongoing semifinalsGreat Britain-SwedenItaly-United States
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
EAT SHIT BONGS
Fucking useless, bottling jocks.
>>153361709First for british smörrebom
git owned burgers
we the besttotal non-swedish deathdie die die die die
hotter girl wins many such cases
>>153361709bleh finally i broke down nd got a leaf vpn and account.i feel dirty now
we just went full retard that round
a team with the pizza woman and burger man would be OP
2022 flashbacks
SWEDEN NO.1
Swedish Curling in Italy Olympics?
ITALIA SAMA
HELG SEGEREN SEGERHELG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reminder this team was Scottish, they don't represent Britain.
GB NO MEDALS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>9-3kek, disgraceful.
wtf happened, the brits were steamrolling everyone
Your stones didn't glide so good
WHAT A DISGRACE. DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME.
>>153361792It's a sad state of affairs to be in
Sorry britsWithout the brit hating swede jinxing us we are literally unstoppable
>>153361792>britain didn't really lose
Why make a new thread when the final game being played is on the last end?
>>1533617242Russia and Turkey will never ever ever be European sorryneither will Cyprus, Israel, Georgia and Azerbaijan
>>153361801Blew their load in the group stage
Rigged
Sweden vs ItalyMake it happen
A bronze medal awaits us.
tfw no Stef gf to tell me “buona” when I do anything
>>153361801they did the tighten up
Do the SNÄRTGUNG for Sweden
what the fuck are shitalians doing?literally throwcity
yep it's over for real
WTF ITALY LMAO
>>153361803>WHAT A DISGRACE. DON'T BOTHER COMING HOME.make them fly ryanair
it's over
I will now cheer for my Italy bros
>>153361834i hope the rumors of her being abusive are true hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
the choking competitions
>>153361831Fuck off, we take every bronze
Angry Scottish sex
>>153361792brexit means brexit innit
Ooooh and that's a bad miss
THANK YOU BASED SHITALY, GREATEST ALLY
>>153361801Shat themselves when it mattered. Multiples stones way off,
lmao gg italy, it's joever now
>>153361816Why do you care, retard?
>>153361849what like in the dual decker seats where you get farted on by the passenger in front of and on top you?
This is how our team practices no wonder why we got only 2 wins. Still better than India.
>>153361861>rumors shes been giving the baldy hell all night kek
>>153361903I too am losing my hair. If she told me to shave it off I would.
Italian man is ruining it for my Italian gf
>>153361903He was unreliable against us too.
why are archery and curling the most nerve racking sports???
>>153361924It's the waiting between the shots
WOOOOOOOOOOO what a fuckin shot
italy is truly the dumbest of them all
>>153361801It is in Scottish nature to choke
Holy fuck
>>153361903How does this happen in just 4 years? What chance do any of us stand?
FUCKING KINO
nice shot
>>153361924> he hasnt seen a mid order collapse in test cricket
moms spaghetti
Amos you big cunt you didn't place that stone well enough!
>>153361968if you knew Italian you would know the 2 players are constantly disagreeing and bickering
How is she supposed to win this? The Americans are just going to knock her stone away
>>153362009We've blown this opportunity plenty of times don't give up now.
>>153361979Mediterranean genes aren't too bad, some bald worse, the only bad part is how much hair we grow everywhere else
gg yankoids
>>153362009then it would be a draw? how do draws work in curling
US needs hits the middle red from outside to win
Webm material just now on Swedish television
owari da
ggs Italy you played well
Pls jebus
>italian crowd doesn't understand the gamekek
USA USA USA USA
>>153362019>we
Amos getting pegged tonight
Sweden - USA final, just like the hockey will be
The real curling is yet to come, glad this meme mixed doubles is nearly over.
>>153362035it was a nice match
they lost an unlosable round
USA USA USA
Sweden last hope against the evil forces of USA, it will be exciting, see you tomorrow
I almost shit my pants
rightotime for bed + valentina nappi videos cheers lads
SHITALY BTFO
hello ckoreys department?
Good game wops
I can't believe this
>>153362047what is the real curling?
USAUSAUSAconstantini's tushy belongs to us tonight
Goodbye, Princess Constantini :(
AMERIWINS
>>153362047Is the Italian abuser gf gonna compete again?
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
JD Vance will be present for the final
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA also, that's going down as one of the best (at least non-hockey) crowds this olympics
>>153362001Yea I noticed the bickering and disagreement too.
>THE CHAD SPIN
>>153362045he broke his broom because he knows his bussy is getting broken tonight
>>153361896I would love the bottom deck honestly, looks kinda cozy
>>153362072Men's and women's, 4 curlers per team.
>>153362047I'm curious to see the Japanese women's team. Hoping for lots of naisus
USA CHEATED. PINCHE PENDEJO WHITE PEOPLE.
Wtf I love curling now
>>1533620724 women vs 4 other women
Good riddance, now fucking move to artistica skating
reminder: its not just trump, aim for their carotids
>>153361801Losing one end 5-0 pretty much signed the death warrant. It would have been close otherwise.
dropkin showboating lmao
>>153362042I said Mediterranean genes, which count no matter where you are born.Do you want me to post my back hair to prove it?
Fuck, cutie is losing to Brits in the 3rd place game.Ugly women getting all the medals wtf.
GG ITALY LETS FUCKING GO YANKEE BROS
>curling in 4k HDRwhat a time to be alive
>>153362072Toe curling orgasms provided by me to the Italian broad
>blew my bonus bet from the super bowl on a scotland + italy parlayyou're welcome sweden and ameribros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
>>153361801
>>153362086Couch fucker is gonna make us lose by being in the arena
>>153361801That cunt Bruce fucked it after Dodds pulled the off the hail mary, it was all ogre after that choke of an end
>>153362131wait, is that really a thing?
Reminder that you have bad morals if you root for USA.
>USA kicks their rock closer to the button>Win by 1hmmm
>bullet >carotid asap
>>153362042this nigga doesn't know how genes work
>>153361709damn great shot
This was the first curling match I've watched since Vancouver 2012 and I fucking loved it. That was insane. What a final set from our guys. I feel bad for Stefania ("buona buona") but holy shit. How rare is it to be down 7-8 and then just win in the curling world?
>>153362079yes, she's the team captainyou just know she'll be out for blood
Italy getting Bronze if GB plays like they did today. Complete implosion when it mattered.
>>153362163America is based and redpilled nowadays
>>153362151My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice.
>>153362162the zoomer raccoon? yes she's a real person she's one of our figure skaters
Well played USA, well played
>>153361834I've got a buoner for her XDDD
>>153362187And she's perfect
What a great game, surely the best one we could get crowd-wise too. The good guys won so I’m content.
>>153362183Italy are favourites for sure.
>>153362152a scottish girl used to be one of the queens of 4chan
>>153362184Only when they are busy shooting eachother. They shouldn't be bullying Denmark, that should be our job.
>>153362176It's how Schuster won the gold. If you keep it close anything can happen.
>>153362187Zigzagoon
someone clip Dropkin spinning
>>153362177Women's team is not nearly as good, unfortunately. Constantini really does seem to be the sole Italian prodigy
>>153362176Common.With the hammer you should always at least win the round +1. Winning +2 means it was a slightly good end.
>>153362177there's gonna be spankings in the olympic containers if her teammates don't play well>>153362187irl anime character
>>153361896>dual decker seats where you get farted on by the passenger in front of and on top you?imagine the smell
>>153362220She is playing on their women's team right? This isn't the last time we ever see her right???
>>153362205>you spend 5 minutes on /int/why would anyone do that
>Rolling rocks and sweeping the floor is a sport to white peopleJajajajaja
>>153362176If the Americans didn't get at least one point that last end it means they messed up
>>153362241She's still the skip, I believe.
>>153362081YES YOU ARE A MIGHTY FAGGOT
>>153362163we have good moralsand morels and truffles
Dropkin is kind of obnoxious but I'm glad he's happy
>>153362205I had no idea, this is the only board with flags I hang around in, but that's funny as fuck kek
>>153362241Appreciate your curlfus while you get the chance. You never know when they'll fail to qualify
>>153362241she just tweeted she's quitting curling to start and onlyfans, isn't even going to play in the bronze match
>>153362275He looks Amish/mennonite
>>153362163we'll see you in the thunderdome tomorrow, sven
>>153362229anime IS real
>>153362019even the narrowskulled ghouls are preferable to your "WE" african genes
>>153362163Nato spending just went down by 1% for that comment.
>>153362047Are we good at that one? I just want to win any medal at this point. Maybe not the dancing woman figure-skater (Laila Fear?) because she's blatantly American really, but I really believed we would win mixed-doubles curling and now I'm worried we might not win any medals at all.
I need an abusive Italian gf so bad. You just know the speed skater with the kid is mean as fuck too
Swedefu gonna wreck USA tomorrow. She was dialed in today.
LOLOL>"Dropkin won’t make it to the final if he keeps up with all this circus"
>>153362278I...I couldn't save her...>>153362280I can save her.
>>153362274I watched the pig and you killed poor Nic Cages pig. Not very good morals.
>>153362303USA has always been a Finland > Sweden countrybut both joined Nato at the same time so it balanced out
>>153362329Go to Jersey and you'll find plenty of abusive wops
>>153362310oh I've seen that spill into /fit/ now that I think about it, it was so stupid and forced that it was obvious that some brown tards were behind it
Which teams have the biggest curling sperg? Something charming about seeing an asspie in their element.
>>153362342aggiornamento?
>>153362342>Maistrello>ge aldrig upp
>>153362328Mouat is the skip for the men's team and is ranked #1 in the world
One bad end and we've gone from potential gold to nothing, I'm genuinely still in shock
Constantini deserved better
>>153362342you just know that little spin he did at the end of the game really pissed off all the italians, they're gonna hatewatch the final now instead of the bronze match
>>153362342B-B-B-B-BUTTHURT
>>153362163
>>153362047>>153362328Is the womens team any good this year with Eve retired? I know Jen is on the team. What about the other girls?
So why did they randomly throw away 3 stones on that end
>>153362366I knew a girl who looked just like her once. My life is over.>>153362390I'll play with her.
>all of those "ggs see you in final" posts from brits and italians yesterday>instead they're meeting in the bronze matchgot too cocky
>>153362278>tfw Kovaleva
>>153362410Didn't realise it was a powerplay, innit.
so is every girl the boss in mixed curling? every team is giving that vibe
Total swedish curling gold sweep
>>15336245080% of the teams are brother/sister or husband/wife.
>>153362404>"this shitty American dropkin anyway obviously a maga I have no certainties but no doubts either"
>>153362450Women have powerful brains inside those cute little heads
>>153362450It's because the men are stronger and therefore better at doing the sweeping.
>Missed out on a bong vs burger bronze match
>>153362366this checks out, I've bartended in philly and have seen countless jersey girls abusing other peopleone of my friends was breaking up a fight once and a girl took off a stiletto heel and stabbed him in the face with it... had to get a bunch of stiches
>>153362450define the bossAmos said he's the brains of the duo, meaning he takes all the strategic decisions
>>153362342
>>153362474>kpop or anime avatar
>>153362474real trump niggas wouldn't dedicate their lives to this gay shyt
>>153362521kek extremely based. he's a bit of a choke artist though, will not be surprised if he throws tomorrow
>>153362519All the egregious shots were from him
>no singles competition, only teamsWtf why?>be best in the world>team sucks>no medalsome bullshit
>>153362519more emotionally than strategically
>>153362210vgh take me back
>>153362541Figure skating is down the hall on the left
>>153362474>this is what foreigners do all daywe never should have given these cats the internet
>>153362521we really are a figure skating nation
>>153362474these people are angry at America 24/7, is there a condition for this?
>>153362163Wtf, I love the US now
>>153362560>more emotionally than strategicallyAmos Mosaner? The Italian curler?
>>153362389There's still a chance for bronze. But the crowd will be against us if we're playing Italy in Italy.
>>153362616Just break some spaghetti in front of them, you'll be fine
>>153362611Have you listened to the Kevin Nealon episode today?
>>153362558that is most sports
this one's more cryptic>"Se Korey Dropkin spends the night before the final in the bathroom, I still eat breakfast the same way."in doubt reported to ICE agents present on site
>>153362342>>153362521>NOOO YOU CANT CELEBRATE AFTER WINNING A CLOSE OLYMPIC GAME
Neither the audience or certain players have decorum anymore. Not a fan of this.
>>153362721>jerks off in the bathroom all night long>wins
>>153362779Civility was the greatest casualty of the social media age
>>153361709When playoff? I need to watch that.
>>153362072Bowls
>>153363056Mixed doubles semifinals were today with medal matches tomorrow. Men's tourney starts on Wednesday and women's on Thursday
>>153362787He's just like me
>>153362787Hey, what ever it takes to make sure you aren't distracted by stefania the whole match.
>>153363298He's only half like me ;_;
Jen is a fat-arsed disgrace.
>>153363917Jenn did the best that she could whilst having to co-ordinate with a mental retard who apparently can't see straight lines
>>153363223Who in the final?
>>153361709>mixed doublesLots of sex
What time are the games tomorrow? I'm too retarded to look it up. Keep in mind I'm on EST please.
>>153364078Sweden vs USA for gold and silver, Italy vs GB for bronze
>>153364165Is that what was expected? And is there are clear favorite in the final?
>>153364219GB should have got to the final but choked as you'd expect. Italy too should have reached the gold medal match but didn't.
>>153364300Do you think Canada could have made it? I think we just choked the whole time, considering that curling is more popular here than anywhere else in the world.
>>153364340We'll defend proper sportsmanship and class tomorrow, you're welcome rest of the world.
>>153364371Mixed double is a bit of a meme, very volatile compared to teams.
>>153364340>zero updootsgood to know reddit isn’t THAT gay
>>153364340More like r/cucking
I didnt even watch the match because i thought it was a fore gone conclusion that we'd beat sweden
>>153364340Dropkin working these marks KWAB
>>153364532so it's your fault they lost
>>153364532You yellow-bellied limey fuck
>>153362596>>153362474>>153362721Inferiority Syndrome
I KNEW ITI FUCKING KNEW ITTHE JINXER STRIKES BACKAGAINPORCODIOOOOOOOO
>>153364393>We'll defend proper sportsmanship and class tomorrow, you're welcome rest of the world.i will xheer for you but dont be an arogant cunt
>>153365053tanti saluti al ponte
>>153362495you mean gold match
What time is the gold medal match tomorrow?
>>153365053C'è niente che non riesca a rovinare questo sacco di merda
>>153365554t+19.5h
>>153365601Oh sick, I can watch it during lunch. Thanks
It has been a good Tournament but at this point, Constantini has been the overall MVP
>>153361709is curling fun if you arent great at it?t. quit golfing because i am very bad and it was not fun at all.
Do you think the Canadian and Swiss couple wifeswapped?
which curlfu has the nicest feet?
i just caught the vod of usa vs italy. i'm sorry the bad guys won. i wish the qt italian won.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS_EIdfiJ5I/
>>153366850The far right chud jinxed it>>153365053
>>153366869wtf i love isaac newton now?
When is team curling, lads?
>>153367412See >>153363223
The Swedish curler needs better glasses
Constintini is the current Princess of Curling no matter what happens
She did IT
>>153367945Must have smelled really bad the way she is holding her hand over her face.
>>153367938>currenteternal really
>>1533681032022>stefania happy and full of life>amos accurate and full of hair2026>stefania can't stop screaming at amos (the bad kind), probably threw a wooden spoon at him on the bus ride home>amos is bald and dodging kitchen utensilswhat the fuck happened
>>153368204She is obviously the leader of their team. I think Italy needs a new sweeper.
>>153368254i-i volunteer
I think Cory Thiesse is milf hot I wish some anon would make a few webms for her
>>153369494milf means mum id like (to) fuck by the way
>>153369494ewnothere is much better than that ugly hag
For me? It was Estonia and Czechia.
>>153370124Objective yeah but the milf look does something for me desu
You just know Stefania cursed Amos tf out when they were leaving yesterday
>broom abuseamos is weakmind. we are not bringing that bronze home, either
>>153370813Italy won't out choke GB.
>>153369494Yeah she's not really good looking, but has a bit of a bored housewife hot about her.
>>153370825the team that fucks up the least wins, might be an entertaining watch
ma tornarsene a fare il ponte no, eh?
>>153370881so tired of his "common man" act, nobody gives a shit about meeting him he should just stay in Rome and play with trains instead of bringing iella to our athletes
>>153370836If you watch she's the alpha over korey. he was putting his arm around her shoulder awkwardly because he was so happy and she was looking at him like wtf are you doing we still have to lock in.
I bet these guys make some really good janitors. They could polish a floor until it shines like a mirror.