>Drake "get sacked" Maye
Drake Maye just got sacked AGAIN.
My offseason Rammies >:(
Some say drakemaye is still out there, taking a sack.
drake mayebe next year hehehe
Drake Maye was at SB50 when my Broncies won it all :) and then he lost it all at SB60 in the same stadium :(
Is he a bust?
>>153362308I just realized his eyes are unevenwhat kind of inbred fraud did new england draft
yfw Sam Dilfer beat Drake Dilfer in the Dilfer Bowl?
>umm.. what do we do now?
>Pats D reaction to Maye's playKEK
Bears vs Dolphins.
Now that the Broncos are free from the Russ dead cap they have money and players will probably be asking for deals to move to Denver
>>153362388Stare out the window and wait for football.
I don't think it really hit me until laying in bed last night. The fireworks were nice, but the game was long over by then. I was happy, sure but I didn't experience some great rush of emotion that would make me nut.I realize now that the joy of winning an owl isn't the satisfaction of being #1 and overcoming the whole league. A season like this is eternal, an owl is eternal.Every time the story is told, young and old will recount how the patriots were frauds with a babby schedule and the NFC championship was the real Super Bowl.They'll get to talk about plowing through our divisional rivals FOUR TIMES in FIVE GAMES only to meet our (second) greatest AFC rival in the Super Bowl to humiliate and expose them.We'll be able to talk about Sam Darnold getting rejected and coming back. We'll be able to talk about Kupp winning a ring after the Rams traded him away. We'll be able to talk about Emanwori's rookie season.The joy of a win in the SB isn't in the moment the fireworks go off, it's every single time I see a 49ers fan I will always have this on them. Rams fans will always know that it could have been them. The new patriots' dynasty was destroyed by /our/ hands.What narratives will you remember about this season, /sp/?
I honestly feel like My jets won 25% of a Super Bowl last night.
>>153362394The way they're getting up because they have to go back to work is literally me every morning
>>153362394Gotta love a synchronized JUST.
>>153362388Look up draft prospects and speculate about trades and free agent signings
>>153362373Yes, maybe he can have a career at guard.
>>153362413Calm down Rich, the Jets still suck
>>153362394Gonzales unironically deserves better. He should trade to a real team
>>153362388we live. we live and prosper.
>>153362411>What narratives will you remember about this season, /sp/?It was NOT a backwards pass.
Geno beat the Patriots D and spiritually won a ring
>>153362388baybawl
>>153362411It felt like redemption. After all this time of McVay and Shanahan giving up crap, we ended both their seasons. Then the Pats fans who have been posting that INT forever and ever, we got to expose their team. It was the 50th anniversary for the Hawks. Super Bowl 60 which is a even number. Just what else can you ask for? And they won it in the fucking 9ers building. It doesn't get much sweeter.
Next season is the Jets’ year
>>153362446I can't blame Stidham for losing that game. The play calling was ass and the snow sucked
>>153362439Yeah he should be a guard
>>153362394lmao
>>153362388PATIENTLY wait for the NFL Draft
>>153362489>Pass on a field goal>Lose by a field goalSean Payton school of offensive playcalling, everyone.
They came, they saw, they came again!
>>153362487Hell yeah
Buck status?
>>153362479>Kershit
>>153362503A TD in that situation is a killshot. I don't mind going for it but the playcall was not great
>>153362489>I can't blame Stidham for losing that gameIf he'd just taken that sack instead of playing hero ball, Broncos win 7-3
>xhehawks avenged, "playcock's at five." Will the falcons ever avenge 28-3
>>153362308every single team with an 80mil a year QB was sitting at home, yesterday. that made me chuckle.
>>153362547Name ONE Atlanta Falcons player without looking them up.
>>153362411Rams did this with Cardinals and Niners, plus retiring Brady and winning in their own stadium.
>>153362563Penisman.
>>153362563Bijan Robinson
>>153362563brett favre
>>153362388The GM simulator on twitter is interesting.
Of the Seahawks got their revenge on the Patriots the Broncos deserve revenge on the Seahawks
I always forget the 9ers haven't won the Owl in quite a while
>>153362595SOON (BY WHICH I MEAN A YEAR FROM NOW)
>>153362595>deserveLmao, don’t draft a QB with glass ankles.
>>153362394Not as good as the Sherman reaction but usable.
>>153362520These guys need to cope with the fact that it's a massive achievement to even make the Superbowl
>>153362388WNBA
>>153362563Kyle Shits
>the Patriots averaged 1.13 points per drive in the playoffs>the 0-16 Browns averaged 1.22 points per drive
Yes, Drake Maye put up one of the most JUSTED performances in Superbowl history, but he also didn't cry at the podium after the game.
>>153362487With what QB?
So vikings win KWAB of the year now, right?
>>153362563Junior CaneVICKTony GMichael Robinson?Matt RyanJulio JonesRoddy WhiteGrady Jackson?
>>153362677I meant active players.
>>153362308>dreck meh
>>153362672i wonder how gay gay mcsharty feels, he's being blamed for all the failures of the vikings in 2025. yea he sucked but he was a rookie and they made their choices.
Reminder that the ceremonial gangrape of bitchknees is scheduled for 3pm. Make sure you get your industrial-strength baby oil ready ahead of time in case the line is long and we run out. Snacks and water bottles will be provided and STD tests are optional but recommended. Hope to see you all there!
>>153362411>What narratives will you remember about this seasonThat the AFC dominance narrative is completely dismantled. The only AFC team to win an owl this decade (without Brady) has been the Chiefs. The NFC is the deeper, more competitive conference.
Did anyone else notice Maye's noodle arms? These guys coming into the NFL never bulk up out of college. Bo Nix and Caleb Williams bulked up. Bryce Young needs to bulk up too. Lift some weights over the spring ya goofs.
>>153362709lmao the NFC had one good team. NFCfags got lucky nix heemed himself
>>153362705You just know that's affecting him. Dude is mentally weak no meditation is going to help him
Who's the next bust QB to win the superbowl? Tua?
AFC got their assblasted in the owl for the second straight year
>>153362736Mayfield.
>>153362708wtf why is this stickied!?
>>153362726They're also lucky the weather in Denver was shit. What's funny is it hasn't really snowed that hard since that game
>Sam Darnold is only the second starting quarterback to win the Super Bowl after having spent time at some point on the Jets
>>153362665Every hotel got the Josh Allen chair.
>>153362736Daniel Jones>>153362743lol
>Comes out o the superbowl stronger than ever and smelling like rosesHow does he keep winning?
Uh, Lamar bros, what went so wrong
>>153362736Zach Wilson, it only makes sense
>>153362726Rams would bootyblast any AFC team without Bo Nix and be favorites against him too.
>>153362505Based Darnoldcat
I can't believe the Jets drafted a super bowl winning quarterback
>>153362762What exactly am I watching here?
>>153362770He just needs more help.
>>153362736tua is going to commit suicide after being traded this year for a 5th round pick and a pack of newports and there will be another big pretend show about sadness and CTE and people will start bitching about their teams again.
Hell wrong with this guy?
>>153362753Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers both won Owls though
>>153362563Micro Benis Jr :DDD
I dont know how 49er fans are gonna handle knowing that their primary rival won the super bowl on their field I'd fucking kms if the Saints won a super bowl in Ray Jay
>>153362563Michael Vick
>>153362802I automatically assumed this was some zoomer influencer lol.
>>153362802I am now questioning whether we should pay him or not.
>>153362815they should just ask how the Raiders deal with it
>>153362770lamar shit the bed in that game https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/202401280rav.htm
>>153362762This guy has been a career journeyman number 3 wr. he has no business trying to aura farm and make these gay little "statements"Glad the Ball God punished this arrogant fool.
>>153362796List of QBs that need more help:>Herbert>Allen>Maye>Lamar>Mahomes>Burrow
>>153362789Mack Hollins community theater.
>>153362837Chiefs won in LA?
>>153362815They’ll continue to be shitlibs and let the electric substation wreck their team.
>>153362718QBs arent supposed to have "guns", it affects their throwing motion. if your QB has guns, hes a fucking manlet.
>>153362813Bo is 6'3". What's Drakes excuse?
>>153362770StatCHADS win yet again.
>>153362837Still feels like the raiders stadium is fake and not their actual home so they probably dont care. If the chiefs won in Oakland it'd be different
>>153362630every NFL player to lose a superbowl has said the pain of losing overrides everything. even Brady said that the only good feeling he got from winning the super bowl was knowing that he wouldn't feel the pain of losing. No you can't "cope" with losing on the world stage and I'm certain it's even tougher if you play like shit as Maye or Campbell did. You ride the pain train; there is no cope.
Well, I have absolutely no respect left for Seattle.For a city to win something as garbage as the Super Bowl makes it lose all credibility in my eyes.
>>153362815they turned up the EMF fields, seahawks will be feeling it next year
>>153362837NIck Wright said after that super bowl, How many years will it take for the Raiders to have more playoff wins in that building than the Chiefs? They better pray Mendoza is the answer.
Reminder that my Bills are currently undefeated.
We need Mahomes and the Cheifs back in the Owl ASAP.
>>153362805AFTER spending time on the Jets
>>153362869bo nix is not 6'3. i am 6'2 and i can see the top of his head in fucking flip flops.
>>153362884
>>153362877Brady admitted he still has nightmares about SB42. Losing has to suck cause think of how much work it takes to get to the Owl. And there's no next week, teammates leave in the offseason, coaches can leave. it's just over for that iteration of the team.
>>153362865Brady's arms were ripped and I think he's taller than Maye
>>153362897Are we a flyover or not? It's unclear what the criteria is
>>153362897Coastal Bird master race
>>153362871What happy little keks. Be nice.
>>153362922losing the super bowl sucks ass, no doubt about it. there's a reason why people talk about the hangover from it
>>153362770I spy with my little eye something wrong
>>153362308I just saw him downtown and I got another sack in when he was crossing the street
>>153362693Adrian Clayborn and his 6 sacks?Penix Calvin Ridley?Bijan RobinsonKyle "supposedly elite" PittsKirk Cousins until he gets cutFoyesade Oloukun?
>>153362918Ok see you next January where you choke a playoff game against the Jags
>>153362882he wont be. he wont be the answer for anyone. he will have this cult following him around for a couple of years like tebo, get caught being gay in a las vegas alley and that will be it for him.
>>153362802Njigbabroken
>>153362966whatever fag
was maye sacked more than mahomes?
>Bucs and Hawks now have 2 owls a piece Comfiest expansion era.
>>153362924brady is the biggest dad bod to ever dad bod, my nigga.
>>153362968the ifunny is cropping out part of the meme
>>153362981He took some funny sacks this year.
>>153362854>OPOY, CPOY, MVP in the division>Beat all NFC division winners>Only lost to itself>Blew out the AFC rep>A quarter of the league is their coaching tree>Has half the Conference titles this decadeWhen is the league gonna step in and do something about the NFC West?
>>153362877I guess that's just the "burden" of being a professional athlete I guess. I'd be happy to be in the Superbowl on a team and not even take a snap even if my team lost
>>153362968The only people who fly over Tampa are headed to Miami, but it seems like the entire east coast flies to Tampa every winter so idk. It's an unclear standard.
>>153362479This is my go-to combo. Football ends in winter and there's a bit of a break to relax. Baseball opens up with the spring and then it's sportsball for the rest of the year. Baseball is the polar opposite of football when it comes to commercialization and general intensity. You get the relaxed watching experience with baseball in the spring and summer when it's hot and sweaty, then you get the intense experience of football in the winter when you've got all the energy to burn but nowhere to go.It's like the sports version of the Church calendar. Baseball even starts within a week of Lent ending. This is sports as God intended.
>>153362981Both sacked 6 times
>>153362770
People are starting to realize the true winners of this season are the Las Vegas Raiders. Literally everything that could go right for them went right and they are positioned to be a top team in the AFC for years to come.
>>153362998They experienced the horrors of communism first hand and paddled 90 miles to escape it. Only the chads survive
>There will be a push this off-season to extend the NFL trade limits from three years of draft picks to five - Adam SchefterThis could get crazy. 80 year olds are about to sell the future and die before those picks come up.
>>153362916Very rude to bully cripples like that
>>153362770"black excellence".
>>153362770All time KWAB game
>>153362485>we got to expose their team.>WEYou're not on the team, faggot.Anyway, you will never live down 49. The "Legion of Boom" was supposed to be the next dynasty and it fizzled out before it barely got started thanks to the most horrendous play call in Super Bowl history. Winning a Super Bowl in a down year for the league against a fraud team that coasted through an easy schedule isn't one that will be remembered.
>>153363047Booo this is a bad idea
>>153363000Mahomes like muscle memory begging for a flag is just ridiculous
Now that the high has worn off that was kind of a shit owl. I know it was a battle of the defenses but the offenses were just okay at best on both sides. Darnold had an unremarkable performance and kept missing his targets. Good on him for 0 turnovers though I guess. It was a team not playing their best vs. a team that shouldn't have been there.The real SB of the 2025-26 season was the NFC title game.
>>153362897
>>153362981>>153363029The stripsack was counted as an INT otherwise Maye would have the record.
what are you guys going to watch until September
WE WON
>>153363114Russell Wilson invented that term
>>153363000>plays goes wrong. >IMMEDIATELY starts begging for a flag. I hate the modern quarterback.
>>153363124Real sports like Hockey and Baseball. Neither are full of low IQ druggies and convicts and have way less commercials.
>>153363124Porn, I guess.
>>153363124Nothing until September because I only watch the MLB playoffs and NFL
>>153363124spring football and women's college volleyball
>>153363124I like baseball.
>>153363114>>153363133Alex Smith
>>153363057That's retarded and I dont think anyone uses the term in a way that only excludes 4 places. Billionaires have homes in the Carolinas, so it cant just be rich people's willingness to fly there. >>153363097Meds being Schrodinger's race is aggravating. White nationalists grant whiteness to meds when they want to claim credit for rome or the conquistadors, but deny meds whiteness when it comes time for the meds to benefit from the status.
there is nothing wrong with a QB being a game manager. if Stroud and Stidham managed their games, they would have been in the Owl. Sometimes a QB is just there to convert a couple first downs, don't turn it over, and hand it off, no need to do more.
>>153363124hentai
>>153363176Smeth is elite.
>>153363124afl (im australian on holiday)
>>153363181if Drake Maye was "only" a game manager last night, they might win the game. Move the ball, don't make mistakes, sometimes that's all a team needs.
The loss was because the Seahawks were the better teamThe blowout was because of Will Campbell
>>153363176Ah shit I now remember smeh.
>>153362840I wonder if anyone has ever told Stevie Biscuit that his highly paid often injured running back who throws is the main reason they haven't won a super bowl or had success in general. Regardless Jackson's contract is up in two years and the Ravens have an out after the 2026 season. They'll only take a dead cap hit of 35 million if they cut him in after 2026 as opposed to an 85 million cap hit if they cut him now. My guess is that due to his massive decline in production and poor health he'll end up cutting cut 2026.
>>153363114the term is 30 years old at this point. its cope by teams with shitty defenses who get raped in important games.
>>153363200
Drake Maye had a 16.3 QBR
>Pats accuse Stafford of stat padding>Drake gains 235 yards and 2 TDs in garbage time last nightPoetry
>>153363124Baseball like any other red blooded American. My team sucks a shit but going to games is still comfy and peak Americana
>>153363249>they were much less swarthy than modern medsThat's a lie.
>>153362388Now the general gets good
>>153363214A salary cap might make it watchable
Is there a new word filter that changes the word to meds? Jews?
>>153363221Why do I confuse Alex Smith and Kurt Warner?
>>153363214People are overreacting to Shohei Ohtani being the most popular and talented baseball player of the last century. If they want a cap, fine. But give it 3 years and the dodgers will get old and nobody will be bitching about them or the cap then.
>>153363292That's honestly a really good question.
>>153363153Fighting is allowed and even expected in hockey because White people are the only ones who will not use their skates and sticks as weapons.
>>153363267Baseball tickets are so comfortably cheap too. I'm definitely going to a few games this year, didn't have the time/energy last year because my job fucking sucks.
>>153363281Is there any country in europe where Association football/Soccer is the absolute most popular and undisputed king of all sports?I want a European country that never hosts a damn NFL International Series game
>>153363180you are forgetting a very real period after the fall of rome where that entire region got bred into brazil for 400 years by the middle east and africa. it makes perfect sense to treat that region the way it is treated.
>>153363297>Pokemon commercial in my Superb OwlMy favorite is the Mareep line
SEAHAWKS!!!!
>>153362308>Seattle gets revenge for SB49>Darnold gets revenge for the ghosts>Macdonald gets revenge for his OC not running the ball for an entire half
>>153363330Many are saying this.
baseball is not american, it is spic and jap nowthe NFL will always be America's sportCollege Football Is the new #2
>>153363371WBC starts in a few weeks and the US team is fucking stacked.
Where do they rank all-time as a defense
>>153362411I will remember New England being the worst team to ever play in a Super Bowl
>>153363371College Football Is #2 alright lmao.
>>153363302retarded midgets have that effect on people.
>>153363304MLB needs a cap. Small market teams just cant compete against the giga jew franchises. On the flip side MLB definitely needs the cap floor worse.Could also due with shaving off about 80 games from their season.
Stunned by the amount of anti-american anti-baseball nerds itt
>Meanwhile, a live look-in at Western New York
>>153362853only in garbage time. in the first 3 quarters of the game he caught just one of Drake's testicles for 8 yards.
>>153363393this bitch is old and fat now
>>153363403you are not fooling anyone, miguel.
>>153362503Everyone does this shit. Dan Campbell decision making doesn’t work in the playoffs
>>153363408
>>153363253not a gaytriots fan but>QBR
>>153363350>liking baseball and being patriotic means you have a problem with Hispanicsseek help
>>153363190To be fair Darnold sucked ass too he just had a better run game and was marginally better under pressure
My baseball team sucks so much, bros.
>>153363393God I can't wait for baybaw.
>>153363400Now I know you're trolling. Baseballs appeal is the length of the season.
Dan Orlovsky (ESPN's quarterback expert) says that Sam Darnold is absolute garbage and is only the 10th best QB in the NFC even after winning the owl. Is he right?
>>153363432he has that same look every time he goes home and sees his whore wife waddling around with someone elses cum on her face.
Da Rox in da genny!
>refbabby/mediababby chiefs get absolutely btfo by vastly superior eagles>schedulebabby pats get absolutely btfo by vastly superior hawksThat's two consecutive super bowls of football justice, however, it would be nice to see an actual competitive game next time
He makes them seethe.
>>153363424Richardson until Danny comes back from injury. Dont really see any other path forward for them, as they wont have draft capital for a QB anytime soon.
>>153363483I would imagine he'd be pleased to see that.
>>153363124UFL time :)
thoughts on this gimmick onside kick replacement? >can only occur after the two minute warning (on both halves is probably fine)>requires getting a TD first>consumes all remaining time on the clock>leading team gets to kick a FG from a spot of their choosing first to incentivize going for a stop in some cases and for another purpose I'll explain later>leading and trailing team mutually agree (through a striking system, timeouts can be cashed in for some advantage) between four different kinds of plays trailing team must run:>2pt conversion>defensive play at the 0-yard line (so any failure to advance is a safety)>kick return, must be advanced past the ~40 yard line>fg attempt, must be from the same spot as the leading team's free FG>if an attempt succeeds, trailing team gets 2 points and can repeat until they have the lead >any failure or penalty on the trailing team instantly ends the game in favor of the leading teamit's very television but it's all real football plays, involves all sides of the ball, and unlike 4th-and-15 can't destroy a game with one DPI call - think it might be fun
Williams and Maye had more turnovers than TDs
>>153363481If darnold was good Seattle would have scored 45. Seahawks team is fucking loaded everywhere
>>153363498Tom's starting to get that CTE look in his eyes.
Should QBs who get picked off by a white CB/S be forced into retirement?
>>153363465Now that girl's a fuck machine
>>153363479>Baseballs appeal is the length of the seasonon planet retard, maybe.
>>153363481Orlovsky used to sat the Lions needed to get rid off Stafford cause he was the problem in Detroit. Then they got rid of him and guess what happened
>>153363464are there any cities in the USA without NFL teams, MLB teams, or NHL teams, where all the popularity, success, and relevance belong to the Major League Soccer team?
>>153363545How is Emmitt immune?
>>153363385below LOB, below 85 bears, probably right around 2002 bucs
I want to have sex with men
>>153363552Marathon season is truly what makes baseball great. Your team plays every day. You don’t have to schedule life around their games like football. Who cares if you miss a couple games in a row
>>153363579What in the fuck is major league soccer?
>>153363608
>>153363481He is the bus rider that every other qb is accused of being
>>153363608We know, OBJ.
>>153363572hahahahahaaa
HEEEELLPPPPPP!!!!
>>153363579You need psychiatric help This must be the 5000th time you’ve posted this in the last five years
>>153363091Will certainly make bad teams worse
>>153363655AAAAAAAHHHHH HELP ME JOSH MCDANIELS I CAN'T SCHEEEEEEEEME
>>153363620They'll understand when they're older
>>153363655
>>153363627https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer#Clubs
>>153363447Connecticut is a Latin country?
>>153362770>2002 BucsLolwut.jpg
>>153363678Best part of this is the ref also falling down.
>>153363674nigga have a stroke?
>>153363481don't care. he does enough for the Hawks to win.
>>153363498why'd mahomes not go?
>>153363670It's just asking for Owners to interfere and squander half a decade's worth of picks. Maybe if they add a Stepien rule it could work.
>>153363579The answer is Portland, Oregon.
>>153363656Is there any country in europe where Association football/Soccer is the absolute most popular and undisputed king of all sports?A European country that, in sporting terms, is universally associated with soccer/Association football, and where its most important and historic achievements have always been in Association football/soccer.I'd like a European country that never hosts a damn NFL International Series game
>>153363697they were really good. ronde barber, warren sapp, dexter jackson, etc
>>153363697Tampa2 and Gruden bitch
ya sneed?
Who wants to peg me?
I apologize to Amy Adams -StrunkShe made the right decision
What the fuck did you just fucking sack about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Sacks, and I've been involved in numerous Sack raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed sacks. I am trained in sack warfare and I'm the top sacker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sacking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sacker. As we sack I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being sacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking sacked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sacked, kiddo.
>>153363723The Blazers exist. I think only cities an MLS team and without NBA/NHL/MLB are San Diego and Austin.
>>153363735Baybaw :)
what's he thinking about?
>>153363620I mostly agree but the dead time at the end of the season kinda sucks where 75% of the teams are eliminated but still playingWouldn't mind if they shaved off two weeks for an expanded playoff bracket desu
>>153363723Reasons Why is Portland, Oregon the USA city that fits what I'm looking for?
>>153362308Sam darkold SUCKED and drake maye was even worse. Nobody should be happy about any of the play in this game
>>153363762Jail Blazers shouldn't count.
make a women's football league except there's an upper weight limit of 130lbs and they play in mud
>>153363696Maybe Bridgeport
>>153363766Thos beans.
>>153363766>hurrr durrr me like football, football real good hahaha me like football ahahahahah dudes a meathead dipshit should never have been given a tam
>>153363579San Jose California and Austin Texas have no professional sports teams
>>153363714Too busy at his dad's yearly Super Bowl week court case.
>>153363766>I'm a gay sissy faggot bitch loser
>>153363773The city cares about soccer for some lame reason. Don't ask me.
>>153363774you don't know ball. it was a defensive battle and darnold played well
>>153363766>i thought our owner bought the win why is seattle ignoring the script
>>153363735Baseball actually takes some level of IQ to fully appreciate. It’s okay Cletus if you simply prefer blacks colliding into each other for your entertainment.
>>153363766>I wish I had Mariota right now...
>>153363787they didn't play in the mud but they did have a lingerie football league for a while
I like my men hairy
>>153363804Are you sure about that?
>>153363738this fag might be up for it>>153363773
>>153363829Oh. Did they actually know how to play football?
>>153363766after the game...he's thinking arby's
>>153363843
>>153363843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUI5NdGVVlw
>>153363840>shorks100%
I’m getting really fucking sick and tired of the way kickers are treated. Miss (1) kick and they are maligned instantly and vigorously. Everything is blamed on them if they lose after a missed kick, but the rest of the team has no blame for putting themselves down 2 points. Meanwhile this angel of a man has the best superbowl performance of anyone in history, makes every kick, scores the only points for most of the game. Does he get the mvp? Of course not. No one is more discriminated against in this world than kickers. It’s bullshit and I’ve had enough, things need to change. Whose with me
>>153363804San Jose is part of the San Francisco Bay Area.And Austin does have a team, but only in MLS, luckily.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_FC
>>153363608Trip on, Temujin.
>>153363850What the fuck
Stroking my BWC to lingerie football
>>153363829and then they fagged it all up by swapping the angry strippers for dykes and the lingerie for something "less revealing">>153363843they knew how to hitand they were allowed to get away with a lot more
>>153363766How to improve the offensive line next season
>>153363850after the play was over, Ass interference, offense, 2 spanks
>>153363218>The blowout was because of Will CampbellWas he bad all season?
>>153363899>>153363850kek
There was a girl at our Superbowl party who was the gf of a mutual friend, and she spent at least an hour intricately describing how a friend of some people at the party was recently rapedGenuinely would not shut up about it even though no one was engaging her, and we didn't know her well enough to tell her it was inappropriate
seattle letting go of Geno Smith was AWFUL
>>153363857>>153363886Are you fucking kidding meThis is awesomeI can jack off and watch football at the same timeSomeone fund this and bring it back
KW is getting RAPED at the top of the hour.
>>153363829it really should've become more of a thing
>>153363608Keep it to yourself, Lambright.
>>153363906No, apparently he came back from an MCL tear to play. But this was a good look for the raw measurements crowd.
>>153363850kek when was this
Don't be too mad now.
first things first is on bros
>>153363950This is what I mean when I say I want defensive footballFUCK EM UP
>>153363906Yes but Maye also did a better job coping with it, he looked utterly lost in the super bowl
I would like baseball however my team is the pirates so I hate baseballSimple as
>>153363997Cool story, Nick
>>153364017I like baseball despite the fact that my team is the marinerssimple as
>>153363942
>>153364017You could always be a Mariners fan
>>153363850God I miss the LFL.
KEK
>>153364017When I played parks and rec T-ball when I was like 6 my first team I was on was the Pirates so I kind of like them. Fuck the Astros though, they took 1st place from us.
>>153364042You rang?I'm still crying btfuckingw
>>153364042Seen a lot of SF sports radio just livid at the state of Seattle and LA sports success
>>153363920She wanted to be raped, bitch probably has a rape fetish.
>>153364017this year is our year bro... trust in skenes and the rest of these bums...
>>153364039Fucking lel
>>153364072Maybe?We all think she's at least mildly retarded too, like not "Oh she's awkward she's such a retard," we actually think she has some serious disability lol
>>153364050Which team does Chris root for? He needs a humiliation ritual too
>>153364068>Dodgers win WS, Conference game loss>Seattle win Owl, Conference game 7 lossHockey will be the tiebreaker
ya im thinkin AFCCG at LEAST for mai raidies also>there are zoomgroids that never watched lingerie football on spike tv back in the day uncultured swine
>>153364089Ravens, he got plenty.
>>153363722Jerry is ready to go ALL IN
Fraudtriot bros… I don’t feel so good
>>153364097I feel like the Kings haven't been good in so long
>>153364050used to not like these guys but they really grew on me this season, theyre funny as fuck
>>153364106Nothing as funny as losing a Superbowl yet though
>>153364107All in Skip’s bussy.
>>153363850i still get mad at what that league "could have" been.
>>153364123That's because Nick was insufferable because the Chiefs had their run. Now he's just having fun with it again
>>153364139Chat is this real?
>>153364111No they haven't been. Kraken have been good since their formation, and the Kings are hanging around to take their spot.
>>153363932it was never even supposed to be a thing in the first placeit started as a one off halftime gimmick one superbowl of taking strippers and making them throttle eachother but then it did so well it gained traction as an actual leaguebut then of course the women started wanting to be "taken seriously" covered up more and so it turned into the Legends Football League and later the X League before going on hiatus because naturally nobody wants to watch that shit if they aren't hot girls twerking on the head of the ballcarrier after they get laid out or chugging full pints of beer after scoring a TD (yes, really)apparently they're coming back this year but as a lame hybrid of traditional and flag football, however that works
Imagine if the Pats weren't a laughing stock and never lost a Owl. They'[d be the GOAT.
>be underdog>in year two of a rebuild>only lose by two scores>people claim it’s a blowoutBrady and New England supremacy truly made /sp/ permanently obsessed.
>>153363886>dykesjust say sheboons, anon. stop being afraid to speak the truth.
>>153364179Sup, chomo.
SB QB play was so putrid I'm begging for Mahomes and Brady back fuck these no-talent QB babbies who can't chuck the ball more than 10 yards forward
even though it looked miserable pats unironically had a chance right up until the maye pick in the 4th
>>153364179It was more about the circumstances. They had the easiest schedule of all time then that continued into the playoffs only playing against bottom tier offensive teams, a back up QB, and then Sam Darnold and still couldn't win. Realistically they will probably not win more than 8 games next year and have major problems at Oline and QB.
>>153364179>by two scoresthis nigga thinks Seahawks defense was actually trying during the last minutes of the game lmao. I want to humbly apologize to Bahama anon, you are the gayest poster here
>>153363408Actual cope
I've been running errands how many times Maye get sacked while I was out
>>153364225Don't worry Mendoza is being drafted. He will save the league under Brady's wing.
>>153364174She needs to be tested
>>153363498One person here does not belong
Alright it's time for the pick your Brit team
>m-m-MUH EPA/PLAY
>>153362877>>153362922>>153362946It's completely insane that these guys prepare their whole lives, endure almost 20 games, just to come up short and have to deal with it. It's like Trevor Lawrence throwing the whole season away on one play.
Seattle, Denver, Patriots, and Texans defenses are all frauds. None of these defenses are spectacular. They were made to look good by awful NFL offenses all NFL playoffs. This superbowl performance was the worst I've seen in my lifetime. Sam Darnold looked like Trent Dilfer and nobody should be jealous of him. The Seattle defense is not very good. Bad offenses in the NFL can make sub par defenses look elite. Any Defense from the 2010s or 2000s was better than any defense in 2025. That's just a fact. I don't even think there was a single big hit.
Where does /your/ team rank?
>>153364313>wont someone think of the poor multi millionaires?!?kek.
>>153364304I'll take the Nottingham Pizza Pizzas
>>153364313That's called life, zoomer. What's insane is that you find this insane.
>>1533643363 of the teams you listed played championship games and one won a Superbowl. What's your point?
>>153364342jesterguild being propped up by green gay
>>153364342>.500 with 2 titlesI'll take it
>>153364336thanks for that meaningless take.
>>153364348Piece a' Pizza
>>153364342At least my team has 3 Lombardi's
>>153364356>>153364343Woah Tommy Tough knuckles and one eyed Willy. ova here
Why don't we see any gay pairs in figure skating couples
>>153364358That the superbowl now might as well be meaningless worthless fake superficial garbage if the teams in the NFL play like college amateurs. I would be embarrassed if I was a seahawks fans that my team won when the NFL is a laughing stock and snooze fest.
>>153364181I've seen footage of their more recent gamesit's dykesdykes off all colorugly bulldykes
>>153364068
>>153364174flag football is fine. it encourages more cutie pies.
>>153364342The Tardinals have less playoff games than the Texans despite having a 30 year head start
>>153364398Meant for >>153364050 >>153364039
>>153364391yes. once the lesbians noticed that people cared about it, they deployed and shit it up.
I found a pic of Drake Maye getting sacked yesterday
>>153364390Then just don't watch?
>>153364405they don't even wear lingerie anymorefull jerseys with spats
>wins the heisman, natty, ROTY, MVP, superbowl and SBMVP in 1 (one) year in your path
>>153364342How bad were the Broncos that they are tied with the Raiders for playoff appearances?
>>153364383im not the one crying about rich people facing imaginary hardships.
>>153364246I was laughing my ass off at Chris Collingscuck saying "oh Maye's getting into a rhythm now" as he threw checkdowns and out routes. I'm like nigga the cocks are just playing the deep ball. Then Maye went deep and threw a pick right after lmao.
>>153364423Fake news, Drake likes tiny Latina looking California girls like his wife
>>153364372No, I'm tired of stupid young fans like you thinking football is good when it's not. THE SUPER BOWL WAS TRASH. THE SEAHAWKS AND SAM DARNOLD ARE TRASH. THE PATRIOTS AND MAYE ARE TRASH. None of these quarterbacks belong in the NFL. If this was 2010 none of them would have a starting job.
>>153364431kek
>>153364437I look forward to lol'ing at the tough guy Raiders fanbase having a literal crybaby as their QB
Drake "The Schedule" Maye
haha this show is amazing
>>153364257Mendoza is not an NFL quarterback either. He's a college star but that won't translate. You kids seriously have 0 football iq.
>>153364430then it will die and lesbians will cry. no one cares about women larping as miniature retarded men.
>>153363162What kind should I start with?
>>153364441Where did you get that I was crying for millionaires?
>>153364439The Raiders used to be good, zoomer.
>>153364454bitch, i was watching football while shooting a load into your 20 year old mom's eye. sit the fuck down.
>>153364489Raiders used to be good in the same way they used to run Oakland and LA. Niggas living the past itt
>>153364443kek, this. I was like, checkdown for whatever, Mike's playing the clock the entire 4th quarter.
>>153364493Well you obviously have zero football knowledge. this league fucking sucks. Even the football greats are saying it.
>>153363420so are you
Which one of you did this?
>>153364473from you, posting?>inb4 this is where i pretend i am another person!sure, unc.
>>153364342perfectly balanced as all things should be
>>153364342Pretty high for an expansion team.
>>153364500>Niggas living the past ittRaiders fans would kill themselves if they lived in the present
stop defending mediocre football, /sp/, these teams were trash
>>153364462brady is so in love with himself he can’t see that
>>153364516You're a faggot
>>153364507>y-y-you dont know ball!...you arent fooling anything, zoom zoom. tell your mom i miss that big ass of hers.
>>153364342Right at the very top, with three more playoff wins this year :)Hopefully another three next year after we send our left tackle to the UFL
Can we all agree that this was the best ad last night?
>>153364439Broncos/Raiders used to be one of the biggest divisional rivalries. They fucking hate each other. Now they both just hate the Coofs. The Chorgers are the AFCW 's little brother
>>153364539The Seahawks are a great teamPatriots were an incomplete team
>>153364539i'm not defending shit anon it was a snoozefest but at least the pats didn't get another trophy, take joy in small miracles
>>153364542then your mother is a guy and you are a shit baby.
>>153364179Maye is so bad even I can see him stare down his receivers through the television. What a joke that you thought he was an MVP. Sam "trent dilfer" Darnold was trash as well.
>>153364489That wasn't my question doofus. The Raiders haven't been good for 40 years yet the Broncos are tied with them meaning the Broncos must have been horrid
>>153364571You're still a faggot
>>153364548>
Division winners next year:>Bears>Saints>Giants>Seahawks>Bengals>Jaguars>Patriots>Broncos
>>153364561The seahawks offense looked awful. Sam was so close to being picked off like 5 times. The playcalling from Kubiack was putrid.
The Broncos defense is going to literally snap Mendoza like a twig if he doesn't start hitting the gym like yesterday
>>153364587>Giants
>>153364580>y-y-you are still a faggot!sure, bitch. go order your ED pills.
>>153364588The Pats OLine looked awful, the Hawks OLine looked human
anyone have a link to the super bowl sticky? i know its archived. i saw this provocative webm of a woman wearing an extremely short skirt walking up some stairs and i need to find it for personal reasons
>>153364588You have no idea what you're talking about
>>153364602Mendoza isnt playing next year. Putting your prized rookie behind the worst Oline in the league is not on the table
>>153364562The NFL product is dying. If the superbowl loses it's luster then what's the point anymore if the championship quality is not championship quality? The NFL has the worst product in the history of the league right now. It's a big problem. No this has nothing to do with the woke half time show. This has everything to do with the heart and soul of the league and the players and coaches. It's bad, I mean it's REALLY bad. These quarterbacks and coaches are so terrible it's embarrassing. The 2020s are an amateur league. The new blood coming in are so bad. NFL fans are like WWE fans pretending it's real.
>>153364068The more things change, eh?
>>153364612I'm not gonna fuck you in your filthy faggot ass faggot
>>153364179Literally the worst QB performance in super bowl history.
>>153364587hawks fan here. unless stafford gets injured seattle is not winning the division again
Game of the year for me. Or at least quarter of the year. I don't know how the fuck that happened.
>>153364642I think he retires
>>153364648he already announced he is playing another season
>>153364179I am obsessed with hating the Patriots if that's what you're implying
>>153364622>>153364616Both offenses were bad. The patriots were awful and the seahawks were almost as bad with nothing to feel proud about. Stafford tore this defense apart because he's a real quarterback from the past generation. Something young quarterbacks are unable to do.
>>153364588Playcalling was fine, there's just no science to it when calling run plays for K9 because he's patient and it wins.
>>153364179The only quarterback to lose his 1st Super Bowl and eventually win one in the 21st century is Jalen Hurts. There have only been 4 quarterbacks in NFL history that have lost their 1st Super Bowl and then gone on to eventually win one (Hurts, Elway, Griese, Dawson).
>>153364669Defenses are getting too good. The fucking screen game is over. STOP CALLING SCREENS.
>>153364628Your pic isn't applicable today
>>153364674You have to be a new fan to say the playcalling was good. What fucking world was the playcalling good? Both teams were running on 2nd or 3rd down and long. It was fucking awful. The bar has been set so low by your generation and since you have never played sports you accept this shit in your mouth and thank goodell for it.
>>153363774Lawrence, Witherspoon, and Gonzalez all played great last night. I thought that it should have been between Lawrence and Witherspoon for SMVP. The most consistent player for the Seahawks this playoff run was Dickson. He was on fire. How good he was and how bad the Rams punt returning was the difference in the nfccg.
>>153363114This shit is always hilarious because Brady himself was a game manager.
>>153362388start the cut bro. no more football sundays filled with beer, pizza, ciggys, and laying on the couch. i wanna see you faggots at least 20 lbs lighter with me come week 1, and if you are, we're gonna be crushing french onion dip and miller lites like its the first time in our lives again
Super Bowl 61 logo released. Its going to be Broncos vs Eagles
>>153364732>broncos >owlO I am laffin
For me, it's Dallass going 7-9-1 with the 3rd easiest schedule in the NFL this season
>>153364704Bitch did you see what coverage both quarterbacks were throwing into?
>>153364690Defenses are not getting better. This is the biggest lie you are told about the modern NFL. They are simply not getting better. The offenses are getting worse. That's with the offenses being given everything from referee flag protection and fines to keep the defense down. The offenses and quarterbacks are given so much and they still are just bad. That's not because of defense. The players on the defensive side of the ball were all better. There are no more JJ Watt or Richard Sherman or Ray Lewis tier players. Just a bunch of mediocre guys. These defensive players would get burned in the past by good offenses clicking on all cylinders.
>Somehow Stafford and Kupp both add to their HOF cases this seasonDo you think either of them will make it? Only other WR with 2 rings and an OPOY is Jerry Rice. But Kupp only has 2 1000 yard seasons. But he is a Triple Crown winner and has the most yards between regular + postseason. Likewise, Theismann is the only Owl champ and MVP at the QB position to be outside the hall. His career was short due to injury.
>>153364732I'm thinking Fins/Bears but the Broncos did clean up the Eagles earlier this season so I'd be okay with pissing off Phillytards if my Horsies won
>>153364669
>>153364760Stafford might despite his lions struggles
>>153364756Bad coverage... defenses should not be praised for stopping a few screen passes.
>>153364704Pats IDL was running through the hawks OL constantly. Hawks had Walker bounce outside so much to get away from that turnstile at C and RG. Darnold had almost no time to throw and when he did it was just out of reach of his receivers or dropped. Gonzales was great in coverage and forced Darnold to push the ball a little farther away from him, leading to more overthrows and misses.The playcalling was fine, they just had to adapt to a great defense
>>153364625Nigga it's the Raiders not the Packers, he's 100% playing
Blo "Glass Ankles" Dix will never get to a super bowl
>>153364685What about Unitas? He didn’t finish the game, because he got btfo’d, but he returned in SB 5 after losing 3.
Josh McDumbass kept using those shit ass screens he tried to use with the Raiders, you knew it was over then
>>153364772stafford actually became what he was always supposed to be once he got megatron's dick out of his ass.
>>153364732>EaglesThat window is shut
>>153364776You are absolutely delusional. There was no good defense being played. No good offense either.
>>153364760Kupp is first ballot easy now.
>>153364618please respond
>>153364755They’re going to pay Cotton Pickens and he’s going to give up on them.
If the new pads are so safe let them play ball
lots of non ball knowers in the thread
>>153364789Morrall started SB 3 and fucked the Colts over by being so shit then was replaced by Unitas. Only starting QBs count, not going to hold that loss against Johnny U.
What's Maye next contract looking like
>>153364798Stafford is proof (if proof was needed) that the Lions are the poster child for wasting HOF talent.
>>153364725no one wants to look like "that" except gay men, faggot.
Falcons traded away all their 2026 draft picks to reach for a rookie DE that>finished 3rd in DROY votes>left the auditorium>stalked his WNBA ex-girlfriend to a different city>ambushed her at an intersection>tried to kidnap her>chased her car down as she fled to the police station>rammed into her repeatedly>rammed past a police barricade>struck a cop>tried to run away on foot>violently resisted arrest when tackled
>>153364633yes, i am aware that you give your prescription to the guy fucking your wife and daughter.
>>153364847Thanks for the Cornerback Atlanta
>>153364822Yeah, the shills trying to convince you that this was a good superbowl game
>>153364803Drakemaye was sacked 6 times, and did nothing until garbage time. There was good defense in that game.
>>153364803>>153364775You have no idea what you're talking about
>>153364813God speed anon>>153331972
>>153364875I actually thought it was amazing because my team won
>>153364625carolina did it and they made the playoffs this year.
womp womp
>>153364342Imagine having a losing playoff record
>HEY YOU GUYS LIKE AI COMMERCIALS RIGHT???I really hated that Owl. At least the food at my party was good.
>>153364902>2>Commanders I don't remember this
>>153364902Now list the teams who haven't even made it to an Owl
>>153364830explain jared goof, then.
>>153364669Stafford has an elite OL, WR, and playcaller. Your old ass forgot how trash he was last year when he didn't have a superteam.
>>153364847Matty Ice & Stefanski are going to win the divisionJPJ is getting lethal injection though
>>153364875>>153364894It was a good superbowl because my team won.
>>153364904imagine losing 4 super bowls in a row, the never sniffing them again. that is life as a bills fan.
>>153364877Ask yourself why he was sacked 6 times? It's because the offense was bad. Offenses are the most difficult positions to develop. More difficult than defenses. These defenses run vanilla football. They do not do anything good. It's all dumbed down because NFL offenses are so bad.
>>153364936then why did jared goof suck with those same players the year prior?
>>153364937An arrested player should come with a compensatory draft pick one round lower than the player lost.
>>153364926Goff got a stimulus package in the same way the Hawks did when they traded Stafford and Russ respectively. They loaded up the talent around him and still the defense let Goff down in the Niners Champ game. Then Goff imploded as the 1 seed. Now Goof has a +65mil cap hit and the window in Detroit is closing fast. Meanwhile Stafford may not have gotten to another owl, but became the oldest person to win their first MVP
>>153364914They are conflicting the Redskins with them again.
>>153364939That's all that matters. I hate your team but my Buncos won an ugly as shit Owl 10 years ago but a win is a win
>>153364875Trading punts was so riveting.
>>153364937i hope atlanta wins it all next year to shit on shedoodoo dick hangers.
>>153364936The Steelers have supposedly one of the best offensive lines and they got dismantled by vanilla Texans defense at the line. Further proof NFL offenses are shit.
>>153364974Hey I liked that game, I hated cam funnyhats.
>>153364342>>153364904>The Redskins are top three in the nfc. The nfl needs to step in more often when someone like snyder gets control of a team.
>>153362299>>153362299>>153362734Next
>>153364965Goff has been on the Lions for 5 years dumb fuck what are you even talking about lmao
>>153364970>conflictingConflating
>>153364986good defensive lines are always going to destroy good offensive lines. which is why you scheme around it the best you can and expect an ugly game.
>>153364986>The Steelers have supposedly one of the best offensive linesLol no
>>153364937JPJ is Jackson Powers-Johnson, anon
>>153364986When was the last time the Steelers had a run game?
>>153365002they both produced in the first year on their new teams. take your fucking adderall, retard.
>>153365037Stfu or learn to read you filthy mexican
>>153364995I can't completely hate your Seahawks even though they won the Owl and scammed us for Russ. I hate the Pats just too much
>>153365028They have one of highest ranking lines and that's a fact.
>>153364890holy fuck i found itTHANKS ANONgoing to go do research now
>>153363920Well tell us the details? It’s not like it actually happened anyway, so tell us the rape fantasy she was telling you guys
>>153365186Post it in the new general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytwAalH7vec
>>153365055you first.
