1stpick lmao
7 > 3
Pats suck lol
KWABknees
>>153366968>went to 4 and went 4-0>5 AFCCGvs>went to 5 and won 3>6 AFCCG>got absolutely fucking bootyblasted in the two lossesYeah I'm thinking the Steelers have the Choofs beat.
Refgod report in!Now that dust has settled, how are we feeling about the year? Personally it was a nice breath of fresh air for not carrying Mahomes and the chiefs
>>153367006>Maye's wife watched him get gaped in front of a national audienceExactly how bigly did she ick?
>play like dogshit in 3 straight playoff games>get carried to the owl anyway>get humiliated by the first quality opponent you've played all year>turn your post-game presser into a therapy session where you talk about your feelings and cry real tears like a little girlThis faggot will never sniff another owl
That's some nice drafting there Washington
>>153367006>meme QBs
>viqueersKWABOTY
>>153367021Jarrett Stidham has a cute loyal wife and he's a backup. Same with Jake Browning. You're just an incel with a cartoonish view on women and relationships
>>153367018This was a great year for my reffies. We let some games play out but were never afraid of reminding people who runs this shit>Buffalo OPI>Seahawks 2pt>Lions TD fakeoutSome real highlights from this year
>>153367038In all honesty that 2pt conversion led to the Seahawks winning the superbowl.
>>153367041Many are saying this.
>>153367036
>>153367046>2pt allows the Hawks to tie>they win in OT to knock the Rams out of winning the division>rape the 9ers later to win the 1 seed>rape the 9ers again>win a close game against the Rams at home>beat a top 10 most fraudulent Owl participant everHas Seattle made sure to thank my reffies?
>>153367041There's just no way... surely QBs get better as they age and accrue injuries, right?
>>153367070for what? making the right call?
>>153367036>loses the MVP to Grandpa Stafford>plays like turbo-dogshit in the Owl>becomes the most sacked QB in postseason history>gets mugged by Seattle's D-lineYou just KNOW his wife icked so hard. She's probably still icking as we speak
Calling an Allen / Steinfeld divorce within >3 years. When he flunks out of the playoffs again next season tensions will really start with him and she'll start seeing Shameik Moore on the low.
>>153367075>the right callgood, very good.
>>153367047uh oh... lineonlygoesupbros....
>>153367074Of course. QBs hit their prime at 35. Mahomie's not even there yet. :^)
>>153367047THE CLIFF
>>153367101B-but the pace!
>>153367047Patrick Mahomes has NEVER made the playoffs in his 30s
>>153367082she probably is very supportive that's why he's been with her the whole time. Every quarterback has bad games. It's not as dramatic as fans think. Being rich makes you forget about losing pretty quick.
Did fake gaye have da flu?
>mfw we're probably re-signing TunsilThe offense is looking good
>>153367046seahawks lost fewer games on the road than at home, cope harder
Laugh it up retards, we all know who the best quarterback ever by age 29 is.
>>153367117The schedule had the hurt vagina
>>153367082/pol/ and /r9k/ mindbroke you
You faggot zoomers don't know what real ball was like.
This is why I hate football narrative more than any other sport because besides not turning the ball over (because his run game and defense was playing much better), Im not sure he played much better than Maye but people will act like one is a historically bad performance and the other is some redemptive performance.And Im happy for Darnold because he seems like an awesome dude so I dont begrudge it from that point of view just as how football is analysed in general.
My berds are probably gonna still be shit next season and get booty blasted
>>153367116>>153367132They're calling it the ickiest ick of all time
The Black man marches on.
>>153367143They're calling him the least fuckable incel of all time
>>153367136That's what I've been saying. People think that we are returning to low scoring games because defenses are so elite but it was different as defenses were allowed to actually hit back then. Offenses were still better than anything today and they had to deal with dynasties of killers.
>>1533671432026 MOST VALUABLE ICK
>>153367155QBs get better every year bro...
>>153367140>Im not sure he played much better than MayeLike 90% of Maye's passing yards came in garbage time. Maye had negative passing yards at halftime, and his second tuddy came after the foomble-6 at the 4:30 mark of the 4th. The Hawks were playing turbo soft Maye sucked
>>153367149God forbid a coach gets a little motion
>>153367155>bo "twig ankles" nix first>fernando "the white empire strikes back" mendoza on just second>bustin sherbert just third>old and busted mutthome on just fourthNo way bustin' and mutt are 3rd and 4th best QBs on that division. You are forgetting that the backups should be on rank too. Stiddy is better than bustin'
This or the fumble-6, which one should I post every thread to replace last year's Cooper pick 6?
>>153367175that pick 6 is timeless
>>153367029At least they're not regretting Daniels yet
>>153366990Lowest Super Bowl QB efficiency (EPA/play) since 2000, excluding garbage time (win probability < 3%)Patrick Mahomes (vs Eagles) -1.35Drake Maye (Seahawks) -0.90Rich Gannon (Bucs) -0.62Rex Grossman (Colts) -0.54Peyton Manning (Seahawks) -0.52
>>153367180True, but I generally don't post webms from over a year ago. Something's gotta replace the Coop webbum
>>153367140It's because of the MVP race. Maye MVP supporters pointed to advanced analytics like EPA to justify his candidacy. Then Drake Maye had the single worst playoff run by EPA in the history of the sport.>Bigger trophy on the mind
>>153367187>all AFC and the jester guild
>>153367190nta, I'd give a vote for Fumble Six
I don't remember anything from last night's halftime show but I remember this one's halftime show!
Y SHE DON WAN ME NO MO MANE!?!
>>153367203THIS is what the people want.
>>153367175The fumble imo. It's more indicative of how physical the Seahawks D was
>>153367196When you need precision decision making you can’t count on white qbs. When the pocket breaks down, white qbs just don't have the aestheticism or mental capacity to make plays under pressure. They either take a sack or memechuck it for a pick
>>153367203higher quality without the cut?
>>153367227I see you
>win the owl>not even a full 24 hours later feel completely emptyIs...is this it? I thought the last time us 12s won I felt this empty and alone was because we blew the fuck out of the broncos. Is this just how winning feels? I'm not even happy, not even close to elated. We won, I had a beer then I went to work today and it's like nothing happened. Fellas, what's the point anymore? I've just been so listless all day. I'm not even excited for the offseason. I don't care who gets drafted. We won, it's over. Winning is a curse. I know no one is better than us, than my guys. Than my seahawk brothers. What the hell do I even do now?
WYPIPO DON SEAZON THEY EX GFS BEFO DEY KILL THA BITCH
>>153367175Collinsworth being completely speechless after this was great and an appropriate reaction. It's even worse when you watch the skycam view because Maye launches the ball well after his receiver ran past the middle of the field
>>153367243That's it. It's overYou wonCongratulations, and see you next year
>>153367243Fix your diet, drink more water, get more sleep, then get back to us.
>>153367249My sides hurt from laughing when Collinsworth went "I've got nothing." It always kills me when the announcers openly turn on one team>the skycam viewI might have to go get that, it's REALLY bad
>>153367243You now understand why so many players regress.
>>153367227I'm too lazy to make webms https://youtu.be/pILCn6VO_RU?t=12m33s
Collinsworth was on fire last night just ripping Maye and the patriots offense all night...
>>153367140Darnold was getting pressured and hit just as much as Maye was the difference being he was getting the ball out quicker.He didn't play all that much better but he did play better. He did get lucky on some plays that should've been turnovers but again so did Maye.
>>153367243>contempt with only one winWhy stop there? You guys have the chance to win it at a rival teams home turf AGAIN, this is a legendary chance.
>>153367243You caught the gay
>>153366990i still dont get what this commercial is trying to imply. being a fat slob is NOT healthy.
>>153367010Kid Rock has the biggest name but I enjoyed the first 2 artists more
>>153367136here's a real hit
>>153367010based
153366959 #Aside from Bricillo leaving I think every position coach hire has been an upgrade. Wilson will be an upgrade on Shane Bowen. The staff is looking massively improved from who the Giants had last year.
>>153367295GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
>>153367243This is what the zoomer NFL and Zoomer era sports is like, dark times
>I'm fat, I'll always be fat so stop bullying me >go Chiefs btw
>nobody posting videos of Maye's wife and her shitty cookingShe's busy filing divorce papers
>>153367295Even when I played flag in middle school I took nasty hits
>>153367307Imagine being at computers
>>153367243Winning doesn't feel good unless you earn it or you really hate the other guyRunning over a team of clueless rookies that got by on luck won't be satisfying
>>153367295>hit to defenseless receiver >hit to the head and neck area>taunting afterwardThis is an auto ejection in todays game
>>153367140Back in the day the narrative was true. The highest level of football really would come down to quarterback duels. Back when QBs were true field generals who led their team down the field making all the pre snap audibles and everything. Modern football is just not that anymore. And people havent caught up. Seems like the last two super bowls were won in very much the same manner. Dominant defensive lines and good coverage.
The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.
>"Year of the horse"
>>153367140the difference between Maye and Darnold was like 3 or 4 passes that Maye botched and Darnold made.
>>153367336Hold on, maybe that means one of the horse teams will be really good next season
>>153367336Yeah. 2026. We just finished the 2025 season.
>>153367243because subconsciously you know this was a Mickey Mouse ring
baby making sex and intimate eye contact throughout with mina kimes
Do we all agree that the NFL should try harder with the rigging and help big names? This Super Bowl was boring as shit, the refs should have went all out to make sure the Super Bowl was something like Josh Allen vs Stafford, that's a game with aura.
>>153367344!!!
>>153367331True
>>153367344many are saying this
The patriots were exposed completely and utterly as FRAUDULENT SCHEDULE BABBYS who can’t beat a good team.
>One ticket to Canton please
>>153367006This was his first career sack too. He's been rehabing an injury all year. Kino play.
>>153367115Kek
>>153367375what about her?
>>153367387Woah
>>153367387is that real?
>>153367387Is this real? I hope not
BUT I'M THE NEXT TOM BRADY! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
Taking comments and concerns at this time
>wait, what do you mean I don't get to play the Jets every week?
How many hours has Maye spent crying since he got exposed and humiliated? I mean seriously, if he chose to spend his time at the podium bawling about his heccin' feelings, just imagine how much of a petulant nigger he is when the cameras aren't on him. He's likely screaming "IT'S NOT FAIR! I W-W-WANTED TO WIN!" right now while shitting his diaper. His poor wife is probably trying to lure him out of the bathroom he locked himself in with all manner of baked goods. Just a really sad situation all around.
>>153367329As it should be
>>153367426please don't post my wife without my permission.
>>153367414>His poor wife is probably trying to lure him out of the bathroom he locked himself in with all manner of baked goods.Kekked
>>153367434Powerful. As a Jewish man this nearly brought me to tears.
>>153367243can't relate. I feel amazing, bro. Still elated, shat all over the 9ers, mindbroke McVay to the point where he's still seething about it, and then humiliated the team that broke out hearts a decade ago.
>>153367243>>153367453Why did you hurt my QB?
SAMSAMSAM
>Fred Warner had to sit in front of his locker with Seahawks stuff all in itKWAB
Got him!
>>153366990seahawks fans are treating yesterday like it was their super bowl
>>153367410swap titans and dolphins
>>153367410there was a Seahawks fan saying the team was gonna regress next season. is it true?
Congrats on winning your Super Bowl, Seattle
>>153367410Eagles are not legit contenders, their coaching is a mess and they're going to have to let some starters go to renegotiate contracts
>>153367501Thanks.
>>153367480I BELIEVE
>>153367243Prepare for the repeat.
Longest tenured NFL head coaches>1. Andy Reid - Chiefs (01/04/2013)>2. Sean McVay - Rams (01/12/2017)>3. Kyle Shanahan - 49ers (02/6/2017)>4. Matt LaFleur - Packers (01/8/2019)>5. Zac Taylor - Bengals (02/5/2019)>6. Dan Campbell - Lions (01/20/2021)>7. Nick Sirianni - Eagles (01/24/2021)>8. Kevin O'Connell - Vikings (02/16/2022)>9. Todd Bowles - Buccaneers (03/30/2022)>10. DeMeco Ryans - Texans (01/31/2023)>11. Sean Payton - Broncos (02/03/2023)>12. Shane Steichen - Colts (02/14/2023)>13. Jim Harbaugh - Chargers (01/24/2024)>14. Dave Canales - Panthers (01/25/2024)>15. Mike Macdonald - Seahawks (01/31/2024)>16. Dan Quinn - Commanders (02/03/2024)>17. Mike Vrabel - Patriots (01/12/2025)>18. Ben Johnson - Bears (01/21/2025)>19. Aaron Glenn - Jets (01/22/2025)>20. Liam Coen - Jaguars (01/24/2025)>21. Brian Schottenheimer - Cowboys (01/24/2025)>22. Kellen Moore - Saints (02/11/2025)>23. John Harbaugh - Giants (01/17/2026)>24. Kevin Stefansiki - Falcons (01/17/2026)>25. Jeff Hafley - Dolphins (01/19/2026)>26. Robert Saleh - Titans (01/19/2026)>27. Jesse Minter - Ravens (01/22/2026)>28. Mike McCarthy - Steelers (01/24/2026)>29. Joe Brady - Bills (01/27/2026)>30. Todd Monken - Browns (01/28/2026)>31. Mike LaFleur - Cardinals (02/01/2026)>32. Klint Kubiak - Raiders (02/09/2026)and the dust is settled until the firings next year.
>>153367175this dude sold his team with that
Drake Maye just fumbled the ball AGAIN.
>>153367516>5. Zac Taylor - Bengals (02/5/2019)kek what a bungle
San Francisco claims another
>>153367535that fuckin electrical substation
>>153367021he was always going to lose
not sure if based or cringe
>>153367243what a dopey faggot. why dont you kurt cobain yourself.
>>153367556Cringe that they didn't spin it at all
>another turnover? can't this nigga hold onto the ball
>>153367556it's extremely cringe
>>153367535But McAfee told me that San Francisco was le heckin wholesome!
>>153367556They are F ing
rate the handshake
why did the Vikings get rid of a super bowl winning QB
>>153367556>>153367564this, you guys just won the god damn super bowl, it's okay to be goofy and have some fun
>>153367370
>>153367570>mfw the schedule gets released and my team isn't allowed to play the Jets 17 times
>>153367595distilled kinography
>>153367434Blacks do everything right there always there for you
>>153367387Real?
>>153367570This same energy.
>>153367545Haha
Who won KWABOTY? Has that been awarded?
I'd just like to take this moment to thank the Denver Broncucks, who gave us absolutely amazing prime picks in exchange for taking on the incredibly overrated Russell Wilson's incredibly high salary. Thank you Denver, Seattle couldn't have done it without you. Also a special thank you to the Dallass Cowsoys, who immediately trade every star player who realizes that the Cowsoys will never win a Super bowl; and another thank you to Minnesomalia, the eternal cuckshed of the NFL.
>>153367387Can't be real
>>153366990There was that Levi's ad with some black girls bum at end.
>>153367661Who let this homeless man hold the Lombardi?
>>153367570>bruh... this nigga Maye ASS
>rams and 9ers actually had a podcast talking about how badly they wanted the Seahawks to lose the OwlKWAB
Thank goodness the SB is over now we can al move on with our lives again and not be held hostage to /nfl/ anymore
>>153367654Viqueers
>>153367678Breaking news, guys root against division rival
>>153367654Minnesota Vikings for letting Sam Darnold
>>153367595>Vrabel turns away so fast he bumps into a guyKWAB. Vrabel is /weakmind/. Pats are going to regret hiring him
>>153367684See you tomorrow.
>another player shot
>per anonymous general manager Goddamn the nfl media is trying its fucking hardest to cause problems with the raiders locker room lmao
>>153367654The running so far:>Minnesomalia Vicucks (for letting Sam Darnold go)>Denver Broncucks (for trading so many picks that were all on the Super Bowl roster)>Fake "The Schedule" Gaye (for his JaMarcus Russell-tier post season performance)>Shittsburgh Stoolers (hiring Mike McCarthy to replace Mike Tomlin lmao)>Dallass Cowsoys (Demarcus Lawrence saying the Cowsoys would never win an Owl and then getting traded to the Owl winning team)>Tampon Gay (how the fuck do you lose the division to Bryce "Manlytears" Young and the Panturds?)>New York Jets (they're the Jets)Kinda tough calls here desu
who should my Texans draft
>>153367684you ain't going anywhere
>>153367480TYBK
>>153367684Still got free agency and the draft nigga, you ain't going nowhere
5 years from now, you will look back at 2025 and think "Oh fuck that's right, there were a few months there where people thought Drake Maye was good".
>>153367725Ryback
>>153367657Is this the secret to getting good? Fleecing the absolute shit out of another franchise? That's the main reason why the Bears made any noise this year.
Kenneth Walker really balled out for the Hawks in the end.
Can you guys tell me why the NFL rigged the superbowl to have a shitty match up, halftime show, and commercials? Are they saving something better for next year?
>>153367021i am sure she cried herself to sleep in her 30mil house in boston.
>>153367773They had to buy his health with Charb's but the plan worked.
>me no spic ingles, es una lingua muy colonial, muy racista>but juu hwill learn de lenguaje of mi colonizador from espain, gringos putoswhat the fuck is his problem?
>>153367792My problem is I never even hear of him.
>>153367082you need to get medication for this aggressive cuck fetish you have or stop rooting for the bills. 50/50 shot of either.
>>153367758he is good. he just needs a better line, better receivers, better running backs, better playcalling, a better coach, bigger hands and lasik
Do you agree?
>>153367811no, the worst one was the one they rigged to give it to the steelers. this one was 2nd worst
>>153367811>since 2000Little faggots put that in small text cause they know the early superbowls were worse.Yeah I think so
>>153367758He’s Mitch Trubisky
>>153367203
>>153367811holy cope
What are the best superbowls since 2000? Im a Ravens fan but honestly I think it was Colts saints or eagles Patriots (2018)
>>153367725Carson Beck
>>153366990Check
Who's more down bad? Patriots 'fans' or 49er fans?
>>153367758This but with Caleb Williams
>>153367785Competency Crisis and DEI
Who was the NFL Dragon Master™ this year?
>2 TDS, 0 INTS, 62% Comp, 92.5 RTG>4 TDS, 5 INTs, 52% Comp, 65.9 RTGHe Won
I thought Bad Bunny was quite good!
>>153367787>bragging about another man's house
>>153367324She's a big winter Olympics fan, eh? Peacock's pretty good too, but BBC has better commentators in my opinion.
>>153367021she's definitely trying (if not already) to get filled by BBC. probably lamar jacksons
>>153367811Eagles Chiefs clears this year in terms of shittiness
>>153367785Roger Goodell is not a wartime consigliere. he can manage the organization when it's at the top but when it begins to decline and collapse he's not the guy to fix it. He is fully cucked and hired a bunch of incompetent foids and nogs in key positions. So when the NFL starts to slip it's really gonna slip.
>>153367597>thinking Darnold would’ve won anything with the Vikings
>>153367091she definitely has. BBC FETISH
>>153367832Cards-Steelers, and it's not close
>>153367785the teams that should win can't and the halftime show doesn't matter unless you're an idiot
i still can't believe Josh Allen fumbled that ball
>>153367887think he did it to get his coach fired?
>>153367792no one that watches football listens to his faggoty "music".
its a good reminder of the cucked nature of hispanics as the rape babies of moor rape babies :)
The AFC West is going to be the most entertaining division in the NFL next year.
>>153367915crosby's on his way out of the league anyway with his knee problems
>>153367864Yeah that game was 40-6 in the 4th. 24-0 at half. I think it was shocking though bc the Chiefs were slight faves and were a dynasty, which provided some entertainment.
>>153367898Kirk also did not show up to the Super Bowl
>Mariota resigns with Washington (he has nowhere else to go) >trade him to the Jets as a bridge QBIt was revealed to me in a dream
>>153367915Fake news again. He’s been spotted multiple times in the facility wearing raiders gear and talking about getting ready for next season
Boys were lockedin.
>>153367930
>>153367864I'm an eagles fan but I'm biased. Last year the game was shit was an objective standpoint (I loved it), the commercials were shit, and so was the halftime show.But the value in last year vs this year is we saw Mahomes humiliated. It's cool seeing patriots get humiliated but it was without Brady.
>david njoku leaving the browns
>>153367915I don't believe it until Dov makes a tweet about it
>>153367243welcome to the endless cycle of goyslop fandom.
>>153367934I'd rather have the relatively competent backup over the 6th round pick if my QB was a 150 lb bag of glass.
without gonzalez the seahawks put up a fiddy burger
If our stadium doesn't kill you, you get shot outs6
>>153367915>2, 1st rd picks>on a guy that you are going to get 8 games tops a year due to injury issuesyou have lost your fucking mind.
>>153367961yes, if the defense didn't have their best player they wouldn't be as good. indeed
>>153367974i realize you are trying to be clever but the point was nobody else did anything. total humiliation
The shitriots deserve this for not starting ryback
>>153367915>”anonymous gm” >continuing to fall for shield media propaganda They hate the raiders it’s that simple
>>153367934Mario2 is a FA. So is Malik Willis
>>153367785Next year will be Cowboys vs. Chiefs with Taylor Swift or BTS as the halftime show.
>>153367998>Mario2 is a FA.I know, that's why I said he'll resign with >us. He's said that he loves playing here, so unless his agent can find him a starting job, he'll come here to be a backup
>>153367980>nobody else did anythingthe seahawks did nothing but punt and kick field goals for 3 quarters. gonzalez absolutely was not the only player contributing on defense
Why are people bringing up so much fucking politics talking about the game?
>>153368015You are using the old script
>>153368043Welcome to 2016 anon
>Kubiak hiring Jon Grudeno fuk
Minna is celebrating with the Seahawks!
>>153368043because europe still refuses to rearm themselves with russia knocking at their door
>>153368054If ICE actually showed up at the game, he'd have had a lot more.
>>153368037>the seahawks did nothing but punt and kick field goals for 3 quarterslmao that was the point. without those deflections by gonzalez those are tuddies and they put up a fiddy burger like i said. post the you are here greentext
>Kenneth Walker's dad has never been to an NFL game to watch his son because he doesn't like crowds.>He went to the Super Bowl for his first game ... and he watched his son win Super Bowl MVP.Based grumpy pops
>>153368063GINGERED
>>153368063>Sammy squinting to look more like Minabased
>>153368037Ken Walker III had 93 yards in the first half.
He literally can't stop winning bros
What was McDaniels thinks with that 3rd and 5 run? Maye played terrible so I think people forgot about that one, but it went nowhere, was a braindead playcall.
>>153368090>this is our year
>>153368071>dude gonzo made two big plays therefore he was the only player on defenseyou got a wrinkly brain for sure
Hot take: drake Maye is genuinely talented and likeable, insufferable retarded jew england fans just made everyone want him to fail
>>153368094tried to tell ya, McDumbass is a defensebabby
Did they all deserve it?
>>153368083There's a retard in the seahawks games threads that HATED him and would routinely wish he would die because he liked the zesty liteskin backup running back(who ended up having his knee explode) much better. I wonder what that guy is feeling right now? His favorite player died but the team won.
>>153368065Europe spent over $600m on rearming in 2025
>>153368108it was 3, he saved them 3 tuddies21+29 = 50now post some more cope this should be good
who's winning Super Bowl 100?
>>153368094Game wasn't that competitive so I think most people weren't splitting hairs on individual play calls.
>>153368124*$600B kek
>>153368130Ryback
>>153368122yeah that was me the guy you replied to. i think using the word hate is kind of strong. i never said that. guess what? if charbz plays they just split the load like usual and they probably have well over 100yds in the first half but you keep pretending you are like really smart and stuff
>>153368118Jason Myers broke a Super Bowl record and didn't get MVP. It's time for the Kicker discrimination to end!
Can we start laughing at the Cowboys again? They already lost the 2026 season
Who should tank for Arch?
>>153368130Chargers. One of Philip Rivers descendants will be the QB
>>153368118Definitely not Edelman. No offensive player should get MVP if you win scoring 13 points. Should've gone to Hightower or Gilmore.
>>153368149When did we ever stop laughing at the Cowsoys?
>>153368128it was two. sorry bro
>>153367175>Now here's a guy who....who....No, I'm sorry Mike. I'm sorry to the millions of americans watching at home. I've got nothing. That play was dogshit. Maye should be drawn and quartered for that. I hope he bloodline is wiped out. "Maye" he be forgotten in the annals of history.Damn, that was harsh. Why did he have to got that far?
>>153368154Titans
>>153368063Nice of him to invite his mother, I didn't know Darnold was part asian!
>>153368175He was standing in solidarity with Boog
>>153368160Based
Some people REALLY liked the halftime show
>>153368063That's his wife and their bull
Mendoza is a coachbaby and will fail in the NFL. Thankfully the gayders have the first pick.
>>153368197>t. severely assmad chorger
>>153368197Mendoza is too high IQ to be a bust, NFL busts have all retards
>>153368173it was 3 retard. its like you didnt even watch the game
I want to know what /nfl/ considers the best halftime show. Choose 3https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gN
>>153368144Their punter was better desuPinned the pats inside the 5 a couple times, got some nice boots off under pressure, only one decent return in garbage time iirc, all around great performance
>>153368210post the third then. i'll wait
>>153368186seahawks have gone 4 times since FB and won 2
>>153368154Who should? Arizona or Miami. However Mannings choose where they want to go.
>>153368197He looks mentally weak like JJ McCarthy but I hope he succeeds
What's the NFL equivalent?
>>153368189>poignancy of the message>message is just "borders bad, white people bad, brown people good"
>>153368229lol arch has no leverage here. They’re ashamed of him. He’ll get drafted by the Jets and he’ll like it
>>153367175The interception is funnier.
>>153368216Tackles: 4>Passes Defended: 3Receptions Allowed: 3 (for 36 yards)
>>153368242>white people are so bad>really we're so damn sick of white people>but we want to move to every white country>africa? south america? india? why the fuck would we want to move there?>america, canada, and western europe only thanks
>>153368142Never once said I was smart. You're just more retarded than me.
>/nfl/ still talking about us a year after 4-13We're so back
>>153368242>>message is just "borders bad, white people bad, brown people good"He never said that
>>153368239jake browning's gf in the skin tight suit
>>153367915He's gonna do great things as a Seahawk
>>153368257>passes defended = touchdowns savedlmfao don't ever reply to me again you dummy
top 5 in cap space and 3rd youngest roster
>>153368252>JestsPeyton would be on the phone forcing Woody to trade with the Rams before week 18 ended.
>>153368273he stopped the drive and kept them from getting another first down and eventual score
>>153368242>message is just "borders bad, white people bad, brown people good".I couldn't believe he said this, but what was worse was when he looked right at the camera and said my name and address with a wicked smile on his face. I haven't slept since.
>>153368206It's a good point, I may reconsider my position. I still think the Raiders will ruin him. Maybe he takes a Darnold like arc.
Have you thanked Sam Monson today for saving the league from a Drake Maye MVP
>>153368266if you recall (since you are so obsessed with me) i said that walker tries to cut too much and doesnt hit the hole the way charbz does. if you watch the playoff run he started limiting his cutting. he just started delaying before making a decision and guess what? it made him better
More satisfying comeback/underdog story? Darnold or Kurt Warner
>>153368308don't ever compare Darnold to Warner again you faggot, Warner is a million times the QB that Darnold is
>>153368315>both have one ringcan't be that different
>>153368308Ryback
>>153367556>>153367598Chaulk it up to being hung over and tired as hell.
>>153368299If you play one of the softest schedules in the history of the NFL, no one on your team should be eligible for MVP.
Our Great Adventurer is Sam!
>>153368308Out of these two? Easily Warner. From undrafted stockboy to superbowl winner qbI can think of other better underdog stories
>>153368323NtaYou don't know ball
>>153368308I knew it was only a matter of time. Rams don't win or even make the 99 superbowl without Warner, Cards never make a superbowl without him. Seahawks win with any numbers of qbs that are as good as or better than Darnold
>>153368323NtaYou know ball
>>153368315Warner never had to deal with being on the Jets though
>>153368351he was on the cards anon, that's even worse
>>153368351Warner would have made the jets good
>>153368308Sam Darnold was a 3rd overall pick.
>>153368361Who fell all the way to being on the Vikings, the most hopeless situation imaginable.
>>153368323Dragging the Cards to an owl should be worth like 2 rings desuLike imagine if Shedookie took the Browns to an owl, they'd put em in the hall right then and there.
>>153368369And he has played for 5 teams at 28. Thus a comeback story.
>>153368361Unironically the 1999 Jets might have won a Super Bowl with Warner.
>>153368379Shedeur is a pro bowl QB
>>153367029Jack Campbell is one of the best middle linebackers in the league.
>>153368386And I'll support him for the HoF if he drags the Browns to an owl (lol. lmao even)
Kill yourselves you fucking faggots. You do not belong here on /sp/.
>>153367915Which team is gonna maxxmaxx?
>>1533683152,000,000x0=0
>>153368308Brady has a better underdog story than Darnold>>153368315I find Warner to be hella overblown He had like 3 good years
Pronounced She-gay-ur
>>153367915did he really refer to himself in the 3rd person?
The Chargers have had John Hadl, Dan Fouts, Drew Brees, Philip Rivers, and Justin Herbert. No Super Bowls. Are we cursed?
Drake Maye just got sacked AGAIN
>>153368118should've gone to the defense in LIII and LIX. rest were correct
>>153368428Mario-oh-tah
>>153366990nick fuentes looks like shit
I hope my son turns out like Sam
>>153368424Brady was an instant success though. Better underdog story but not better comeback story.
American Football is not a real sport. Kill yourselves.
>>153368438Don't forget totally fucking wasting an insane talent in LaDainian Tomlinson, holy shit the Chorgers are cursed
>>153368499americanfootball
>>153367500Depends entirely on how important Kubiak was, and how much of the staff he takes with him. He turned our poorly talented o-line into a respectable unit with coaching and playcalling alone. Nothing else points to a regression. Schnieder is the best GM in the league and hits on virtually all his draft picks, key players are young or will be affordable with the amount of cap space we have. Kubiak is the only loss that will genuinely hurt besides maybe Kupp but he's just plain getting old.
>>153368299God's work
>>153368514stafford had the best weekend
>>153368438Cursed? Nothing supernatural, you just have one of the most stupid and evil owners in the league. You can call that a curse if you want. Dumbass is addicted to the idea that an elite QB can turn a franchise around. Only a GOAT QB can do that, and there's been like, five of them all-time.
>>153368499i like how american football has more sophisticated and conditional strategy than just "be better at the game than the other team"
>>153368533The best would have been winning the Owl and becoming a first ballot HOFer. But Seattle exposing The Schedule was a great consolation prize. It killed any lingering east coast media idea that Maye was robbed.
>>153368499>American Football is not a real sport.We know>Kill yourselves.Why?
>>153368536>you just have one of the most stupid and evil owners in the league.Yeah I know that's the curse. I thought with the move to LA he'd sell the team.
here is the streaker at the SB that they never showed on airhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/YQiZcdfXRtc
>>153367498You believe in Quinn Ewers like that?>>153367507I trust Howie to get the coaching staff right. Who's up for renegotiation?
>>153368510based
>>153368594I capped to him 7 times now
>>153368499Assmad chicano KWAB
>>153368594there was another that didn't make it far kekhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DUhUsKCjYSB/
Maye will sink the pats season for 10 years. It's nice
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UKk4MK1217Eit's criminal how funny this guy is
>>153368622What
The more I think about it, the more I realize it’s not Fag Bunny’s fault for appearing in the owl halftime.Zoomers are just devoid of talent that the nfl has to either pick up washed up acts from the 80s and 90s or bring someone from outside the countryZoomer music just one guy with a laptop making beep boop noises
problem?
>>153368606>You believe in Quinn Ewers like that?yes
>>153368642Cool. I wanted my team to draft him, so I hope he succeeds.
>>153368640IS THAT TAXABLE INCOME I SPOT????
We are getting the SoFi bowl next season
>>153368499Correct it's an irl turn based strategy game, and thus way cooler than sports which are just a bunch of fags running around most of the time.
>>153368651Stop trying to force this. LA doesn’t care about these teams
>>153368653>4 niggas in a line: the sport
>>153368639There are talented zoomers but the music industry is defined by algorithms now. The industry has always wanted a way to optimize for the most agreeable, consumable, inoffensive pop music possible and now they can without even having to listen to any of them or engage their brain cells.
>>153368639Fair point I can't name a single pop song I've liked in probably a decade or more
>>153368651Better than cat bowl niggers spewing their reddit meme.
>>153368663it's a team wrestling match, what's not to love?
>>153368651Staffords going to win it at home again.
Sam Darnold is so inspiring. He endured so much humiliation early in his career and everyone gave up on him but he kept pushing.
So Stefon Diggs turned away from the flag during the anthem? Shocker that the most trash person is also the most woke.
>>153368281Who
>>153368656You're right, they only care about those rammies
>>153368704Why were Chargers thrown into the mix? It should've been Rams and UCLA sharing the stadium
>>153368702Bears is my guess
>>153368689I'm not a racist but I might call him a nigger if I was
>>153367140Both defenses played great but the difference is that Darnold was making the tough throws against pressure that Maye couldn't. It was watching a vet QB vs a rookie QB (Maye is second year but might as well be a rookie since he didn't play the full season his rookie year and it's his first with an actually decent OC)
>>153368704LA doesn't care about the Rams either. LA is mostly transplants and immigrants. The longtime LA people have been moving away for years.
>>153368712The aforementioned 'evil and stupid owner' moved them
>>153367140Not turning the ball over is literally all you needed to doAll the points were field goals for 3 quarters
>>153367140He did play in the best division and defeated the Rams. The SB was just a crowning achievement. The real championship was played two weeks before.
Patriots need to open the checkbook for a left tackle and right tackle When do we think they make the official announcement on Campbell?
>>153368764who could they even get, good LT's never hit the open market
>LA doesn't care about the Rams said the increasingly nervous Raiders fan for the hundredth time
>>153368764Good tackles tend to not reach FA often because they're in short supply. It's something you have to draft and develop. Patriots took the risk with baby arms and got torched. Very Belichick-eqsue draft choice.
>>153368764Or just wait for their own players to get more seasoned. They were starting two rookies that will get better and they are still cheap.
Everyone is still FROTHING.
>>153367140Darnold didn't need to make plays happen he needed to not turn over the ball. He played the absolute game of his life in the REAL super bowl (NFC championship) and out-dueled a REAL MVP (Stafford). He just needed to out game manager a QB whose defense carried him and let his defense carry him here.When he needed to light up the field and score points, he did. When he needed to play it safe and avoid sacks he did. Over half the plays the Patriots blitzed and he only got sacked once. Seahawks sacked Maye on random 4 man pressures, not even on blitzes. Sam dodged and weaved when his weak o line filed him, Maye stood there like a baby deer.
I hate plebs, bros
>>153368794Yeah, me too.
>>153368794what did they do this time
>>153368781
how the hell did Walker all of a sudden turn into levon bell in the owl? i swear he wasnt running this patiently before this.
>>153368785looking good for 40
>>153368269He said that verbatim at least 10 times, dude.
>>153368799Exist
>>153368514Is that the 9 meme?
>the Hawkies won the Super Bowl in Levis while raping the Rams on the way thereKek lfg 12s
>>153368804>MAYFIELD>COMMA>BAKER>THE TOUCHDOWN MAKERgoated moment cause you know that raidersfag on here sharted himself
>>153368819They are repeating at Sofi toocrazy script
>>153368801That's not funny I work at amazon, it's a tough thankless job.
>>153368822this and the nickelodeon game were the only highlights in that dismal season
>>153368819I thought it was an awesome game that both teams could walk away from proud that /we/ were the two best teams in the league bar none but the amount of cope and seethe from lambs fans has been a delightful surprise.
>>153368825Sorry about your life bro
>>153368824>barely get 14 wins>barely beat the rams>barely squeek out a win against the patriots(no brady)yeah, naw.
>>153368781The problem wasn't his arm length. He was straight up getting overpowered every snap. Either his injury was worse than reported and he rushed back or he's just not cut out for the NFL. It's hard to tell because the Patriots didn't face anyone tough until the playoffs.
>>153368832Seething youngcuck kek
>>153368805He played in an extreme slow play option offense at Wake Forest. They did a slow mesh that forced the RB to be patient. I have to think he drew from that.
>>153368686>sucked>still became outrageously richpfftIf I suck at my shitty 50k a year job I get fired
What the fuck is up with Bill and his girlfriend?She got a t-shirt from the Orchids of Asia Day spa that Robert Kraft got a handy at and wore to a UNC game
He’s never getting back there is he?
>>153368844Belichick doesn't like Kraft because he got fired by him (which was justified with how dogshit the roster was by 2023)
>>153368835He can swole up in the offseason
>>153368824>They are repeating Eagles said the same thingJust enjoy the win while you're on top
>>153368845Maybe if Kraft buys another easy schedule
>>153368827>That's not what he wanted to cook!
>>153368845>Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got in this position.
Oh yeah I forgot about Russell Wilson getting roasted by Patrick Star
>>153368845Maye is going to regress HARD next year. And this isn't blind hope, here's whyMaye actually looked really bad when teams took away the deep ball. I said it multiple times in the playoffs, but when Maye can't launch it deep to a wide open WR, he really struggles. He had a horrific time completing short passes even to the sides in the postseason, and was almost unable to complete intermediate passes over the middle. This results in him holding onto the ball for a LONG time hoping someone gets open, and taking a sack as a result.Idk if anyone noticed, but Maye really never had one of those dragons he spent the whole season throwing. As soon as teams played deep zone coverage, Maye's deep ball was gone and he was relegated to out-game-managering Justin Herbert (I think the shine is off the apple with him), CJ Stroud, and Jarrett Stidham.Maye FEASTED on playing dogshit defenses all year. He's going to be okayish next year, but nowhere near the production he had this year
>>153368845It depends on how he responds the next season. If he's broken mentally then yeah he's not going back. It's another Mac Jones situation and you have to start over.
T R U T HN U K E
>>153368854The Eagles had to pay and move a bunch of guys, Seahawks will retain most of their players and are top 5 in cap space going into this season.
>>153368854It's a shame they're looking so far ahead. The parade hasn't even happened.
Sam I like!
>>153368832>barely get 14 winsIt's actually 17, and 9 points away from 20. +246 points differential
>>153368867Interesting cope from Chiefs fans
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>>153368867new cope spotted
>>153368875>+246 points differentialmy chargers have that by week 10 in my madden franchise
>>153368879>Named Geno>Not an Italian guy who owns a deli
I just illegally entered the US, who should my NFL team be?
>>153368879Based tank commander
>>153368879how was he not dropped immediately after flipping off the fans
>>153368845NoAnd that's a good thing.
>>153368884The Bears
>>153368884Raiders, no question.
>>153368868The Eagles really didn't lose that many guys. And IIRC, most of the ones they did lose were on defense. Yet their defense was still great.Pretty much everyone says they'll repeat, but very few actually ever doJust enjoy the time you have
>"you just became Superbowl champion, what are you going to do?">"I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND"
>>153368867>Chiefs fans desperately clinging onto their fleeting relevancy as the rest of the AFC moves past them
>>153368884Rams easily
>>153368889Because the Raider fanbase doesn't watch closely enough to know that
>>153368884Inter Miami
>>153368867Chiefs will go 3-14 the next few yearsThen 7 win seasons for the rest of Mahomes career
>>153368884We require your address for such a request. Standard /sp/ procedure
>>153368879>>153368883Eugene Cyril Smith III
>>153368898based autist
just busted to AOC.
I just remembered the Chiefs are moving to Kansas lol.
Chiefs fans really think they are going back into dynasty mode after a down year. They have no idea it's over.
>>153368913Eugene Simian Smith III
>>153368938coward
>>153368865The fact that he's in a McDaniels offensive scheme yet doesn't throw many screen passes baffles me. Like dude, get this guy a speedy manlet receiver who dominates in YAC stat and stop chucking the ball deep every play like you're Rex Grossman.
>>153368928Aidan O’Connell? You might be a homo
I didn’t see Green Day. Did they play American Idiot?
>>153368898Why is Disneyland the go-to spot for Owl winners?
>>153368928How'd you manage to fap to Age Of Consent?
>>153368938He's related to Super Bowl champion Trevor Simian?
>>153368957Disney used to paid players a fuckload to say it for their ads
>>153368950Yeah, Maye needs to learn how to get good at 7 yard passes over the center. Otherwise, he's going to be a sack machine
>>153368955Yeah, I think they just did the 1st verse and the solo with a couple of choruses, maybe the bridge, wasn't really paying attention.
>>153368951he's a handsome boy what can i say
>>153368875>+246 points differentialI wanted to know if that was significant and apparently it is only #20 all time but is 2nd best since 2001 (1st is obviously the 07 Pats) What's wrong with the 20th century? Are teams more even these days? Do coaches allow more garbage time points to prevent injuries?
New>>153368966In a few>>153368966
>>153368951lmao
>>153368936>ChorgersAFCW REPORT IN AND LAUGH AT THE CHORGERS
>>153368955Yes
>>153368929The Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas City and you're laughing? What's wrong with you?
>>153368987Still better than the Raiders
>>153368974That’s what ur mum said lel
>>153368900>Typical Americans, 2026Lord please save us
>>153368991In humiliating playoff losses, that is
>>153368975Filter by SB era please but also there are a lot of all time great teams there.
>>153367126It's not cope, it was deserved on all accounts. That one play set about a chain of events that gave them a (deserved) better path to the superbowl. If the Rams had beaten them in that game, with how tightly contested it was and the fact that it also helped secure the division and #1 seed, the Seahawks would've been the 5th seed, on the road against 3 teams in a row, and have had to face the Rams on the road.But they didn't, because they earned the 1 seed and beat everyone in front of them.
The only thing questionable about the 2pt conversion call is that the whistle was already blown. Everything else about it was above board. Not even the worst call that game, it was just unusual.
>>153368154100% unironically the Chiefs
>>153368975Defenses are better than ever
>>153368975it's like 80% the added penalties and refs helping drives along for the underdog (ratings) and maybe 20% analytics that just effectively ends games sooner with blown 4th downs way early in the game. you just get more clock killing by leaders and the best teams games are just a bit shorter.>>153374861it's more like offenses are worse coached than ever. it shows up most when players force everything past the first down marker on third down when they should aware they are in 4 down mode. instead of 3rd down being another 2nd down where anything can happen they can't throw and catch a simple 5 yard dump off to make it 4th and medium.
>>153367021>Exactly how bigly did she ick?'honey...didn't Tom Brady have Antonio Brown live with them for awhile?..maybe it'd help if Diggs stayed with us for a bit;