Anon's birthday editionPrevious >>153340353
OP is a faggot
15 (okay maybe 16) days left bros
>>153367542our pens :)
c'mon Canada put up a fight!
>>153367542
more like can'tada huh kek
>>153367542reminds me of when /hoc/ celebrated mitch's birthday and completely ignored trb's
how are the yankeedoodles beating cucknadia even in the womens hockey? this seems racist
is that Georges' daughter?
The womens players have gotten too full of themselves over the years. That's why they always lose to the US now. They think they are rock stars or something.
Why is this so shit? It's the only women's event unbearable to watch
>>153370126who cares about garys slop when we have the olympics? keep yourself smiling immediately
>>153379039After the quarter-finals the brackets get re-seeded. One semi-final game is top ranked team vs. lowest ranked team. The other semi-final game is the remaining two teams.
>>153379139>SemisMissed that part. Am retarded.
>>153379126>swedecuck likes gay exhibition hockey kwab
Coming up tomorrow: finnish goaltending
>>153379171xrb still mad about getting raped by bud almost 4 years ago
>samir vpn activated>repeat: samir vpn activated
>muh samir boogeyman
suck shit samir
samir how do you feel about your ladies being btfo rn
>suck shit boogeyman
your buds, your Mitches, your dominicks, your copeys your takagibros the list of winners rolls on and on
>>153379323you lost
>>153379336to whomst?
Burger down!
>>153379358everyone who matters
if puck cross el goal line
you know what women's hockey needs? more reviews
dom1omar1bud1
Rest in Peace Jim Robson...He never saw his Canucks lift the Cup, a fate that awaits us all.
There's a possibility Canada ends 2026 with no U20 gold medal, not a single Olympic gold medal and no cup. Not saying I want that to happen, just pointing it out
>>153379461you lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY
USA USA USA>USA USA USAUSA USA USA>USA USA USAUSA USA USA>USA USA USA
>>153379456you're in luck
>>153379480mitch1copey1sam1 (RIP)
>>153379478When's the last time Sweden won a cup?
>>153379528last year
so apparently celebrini is one of my NHL HEROES that was given spaghetti Bolognese instead of spaghetti with meat sauce, thoughts and prayers to him and his family
kwab challenge
>>153379566pasta fazool
team canada playing jlmk rn
>>153370126>>153379003Raped
>>153367542Happy birthday to whoever anon is having one today
holy shit that canadian woman is a N
Canadian ladies are thugs
Holy Shit, Canadawtf
>yanks make me rush to the tv because apparently someone got murdered >it was a light cross check and a flopthis might not be the sport for you boys
>>1533797831993
>>1533798021980
>>153379783So which leaf twink do the Tkachuks end at puck drop?
>>1533798251967
no bus driver for Canada today.
>>1533798361776
The leaves are so cute about exhibition hockey. Cute!
>>1533798631492
>the city of Canada
>>1533799001066
Bilka, more like MILKa , am I right lads?
how do you say "its over" in canadian
>>15337993569 AD
>american men once again forced to live vicariously through their womenlove to see it
>>1533799355000 B.C.
eridu was a mistake
>>153379963>if you lose you winflag checks out
what happens when the leaf men lose too?
>>153380018the same thing that happens when american men lose (every olympics since 1980)
>>153380034what
will rick westhead write an article about this rape?
Didn't Canada's cuntpuck team get swept by the US in some kind of pre-Olympic game series? Why even bother puffing up and talk about a rivalry when it's so extremely one-sided now?
>>153379963Which leaf twink will the Tkachuks obliterate?
>>153379935>1066Isn't that when leafbongs got raped by the frogs kwab
>>153379935feels like only yesterday
>>153380080probably a small defenseman who doesn't fight and then tom wilson cripples one of them
>>153379832maybe Matthew will go after hagel for beating the brakes off him before the break
>>153379058Our foids are younger and faster. Team USA has 8 players under 24 while team Canada has 0.
>>153380053you cope with loss
its really just the 12 nations cup
>>153380204oh i don't cope
>>153380228ok loser
>Noooo I suddenly can't fight cuz my fingie!
>>153380067Utterly dominated>>153380187
>>153380256what happened to the men's program
>>153380251kek
>>153380290They lost to Denmark in mens and the United States won.
>>153380430won gold?
when do olympix boys play hocket game?
How come international torments don’t have a good score thing on Google?
>>153380480Yes
>>153380251Which leaf twink gets thrashed?
>>153380502source?
>>153380490>dicken bootyToo easy, you already know what I was going to say.
>>153380511
>>153380545cope
>>153380290Only homos care about watching men's hockey straight guys like to watch chicks idiot
https://x.com/penguins/status/2021330468419916002?s=20
>Zurich
>>153380067Yes we won all four games a few months agoAnd the games werent even close either
>>153380600>wepost tits
>>153380681>being this asshurttypical canadianlol lmao even
>>153380745newfag
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
belt to ass
good shit
UH OH CANADA
burgers should celebrate
How do you explain what's happening right now?
>>153380946the country with more people and money is finally winning in a sport they dont care about
>>153380503Jarvis he seems like a dork
Aerin Frankel is fucking Olympic Hero
do they have sugar water in Italy?
did having to postpone their 1st game due to Finland's diarrhea throw off the Canadian's ladies rhythm?
>>153380970>Lose to Canada>Gloat>Beat the fuck out of Canada >"Yeah like they should have been doing this earlier, it's not that impressive."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE FAGGOTCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>Even Americas own athletes and coaches have to speak to the press apologizing for their countrys actions Cmtsu, what a shithole
>>153381040who are you quoting?
Any day where canada is suffering is a good day for the hockey community>>153380970Fucking copest of copes
>>153381136>playing the victim card
>>153380994edgar suit
>>153381073Source?
>>153381184
good lord that game sucked. canada, how tf did this happen? not even shitposting im genuinely curious how you got btfo in your own sport
>>153381184https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/video/olympics/2026-milan-cortina/rich-ruohonen-immigration-sweeps-minnesota-2/3699533/KWAB!
>>153381177Youre seething so hard youre not even making sense anymorelel
>>153381246tell me more about how oppressed you are
>>153381233It's gotten so bad that they have to resort to bragging about participation medals and stuff
>>153381261Case in point
KWAB of the year
>>153381238You gotta go back.
>>153381292you better stop or else ill beat you again
>>153381272you were an unwilling participant in the events of 04/17/2022, though you did enjoy it greatly
>>153381308Just blame it on Tocchet and ignore that he's a bust.
I didnt even watch the game.Also, i have no idea what im looking for here. It's really pissing me off and making it hard to post. There are other extremely hard captchas coming up now too that don't make any sense. This shit is too much.
>>153381238>rich ruohonenkek nice name
>>153381382Tocchet can't develop players to save his life. Flyers fucked their rebuild by hiring him.
>>153381399you need to verify your email on that ip
>>153381308fat out of shape retard
>>153381399there are 3 pictures in that oneone of those pictures have the dots colored a different way in the spiral thingy than the other two
>>153381428How do i do that
>>153381493they should make it another color or add stripes to it to make it easier to see
>>153381399Post more often and you'll get easier captchas and more v*rification not required.
>>153381509https://sys.4chan.org/signin
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAfuck canadaUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153381467Ok that makes sense, I will keep that in mind and look harder. If this post goes thru it worked.
my lioness' are winning :)
>>153381515Maybe a safety green retard puck would be more to your liking, retard
>>153381603why wouldn't this work
>>153381539>>153381550Thanks frens. My power went out twice last night and when I woke up I had new captchas. I just spent a week getting the dice back now I have to start all over.
I wonder what kind of trickery Gary has prepared for this Old Limpics tournament
>>153381620There is a reason the puck is already black.
>>153381654diversity
>>153381680bless you
>>153381680Because a black puck contrasts with the white ice. A neon green puck is going to be harder to see on a sheet of white ice than a black puck.
>>153381640>Gary in the boardroom meeting with IIHF>after many hours of intense debate he finally agrees to terms and NHL players are good to go for the Olympics>"Fine, fine! They can go!" Gary exclaims>the IIHF people shake hands and leave>Slowzoom on Gary as he has spun his chair around and is gazing out the window with dark plotting eyes>"...but they're not coming back."
>>153381722what about safety orange then
>>153381539This might just be a device issue? I get the very annoying count star points and unorthodox triforces three times captcha when i'm on a portable device but the very simple find one different shape when using my PC.
>>153381763its based off your ip
>>153381807is he looking at subbanator?
>>153381830he's looking at a warm body to deposit his eggs in
>>153381786I'm assuming it's using the harder captcha for IPs it thinks are phoneposting simply because it's been very consistent about that for me. Maybe others have a different experience?
>>153381874reminds me of when bud made a deposit into trb on the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>153381763phones should have a 3d shape rotation puzzle 100% of the time to screen out the "lower types"
Alright, when's curling on?
>>153381874marner?
>>153381959sweden already beat your ass
>>153381959literally ever single day since last week
>>153381728
Canada women's hockey sisters....
>>153382145based not even giving a fuck and just doing this to piss off the goalie, kek
>>153382145Congrats binland on your females beating the swisssA USA binland ladypuck gold medal final is my highest desire
>>153382145beast mode
Team Canada is going to destroy all their opponents. McDavid isn't even the first line centre, that's how STACKED and DEEP this team is
women's hockey lolthat's like "non stick glue" or "unscented cologne"
>>153382195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFVa9KfCL7E
>>153382195Team USA has Dylan Larkin and the power of friendshipI like our chances
>>153382145LMAO
>>153382195I'm legit scared. But ready for the cinema.
>>153382195The best player in the world is not the 1C? What the fuck lol
>>153382247crosby is our 1c
>>153382145kino
>>153382256I don't think Sid the Kid is a kid anymore
>>153381399>i cant see the captcha
>>153382145Can you smack it at the goalie and try to get the rebound? What about a double bounce off a defender? She clearly isn't trying to do either one of those lol but now I'm curious
>>153382335No, you can only grab the puck out of the air to put it down.
/hoc/ is about true straight fucking trustworthy ninjahood, right here. It's about true passion for the sport of hockey, for the love, for the family, for everyone here, it's just united, you know, we're on our /hoc/ island. I mean people need to concept the fact that this is more than gangs and drugs and slanging and color, it's about a united nation it don't matter your team, your size, your sex, what you're into, how you like it, as long as you claim G L O H C (Gretzky, Lemieux, Orr, How, Crosby), you're accepted buddy. There is no bigatory in /hoc/ism we are not a bigot we are a fucking family through and throughout. It's about inside not outside. True life is inside your soul. I am an anon. I am an /hoc/ anon.
Soon
>>153382195thou shalt not tripfag
>>153381640Gary made them adopt the 3v3 overtimeI'm still fucking seething about itI absolutely cannot stand it
>>153382492that's stupid, Gary made a mistake there.
>>153382445still waiting for smiitty to randomly show up in milan with dinner reservations>>153382256has the practice lineup changed or was sid still on line 3 while mcdavid was on 1 with sidspawn
>>153379465Its true. Every canuck fan comes to that realization long before they die.
fun fact: from 2002-2018, canada's women's hockey team didn't allow more than five goals in a full single olympic run
Lmao how many goals have they let in so far this olympics?
>>153382600six in three games
Niggers literally be bragging about what their womens hockey team did. Get a fucking grip faggots.
>roo/b/yikes
>the N word and F wordit's 2026. do better.
>>153382688Shutup bitch
ded threadded sportded swedes
this is the second worst thing hockey canada has ever done
>>153382869Was the first worst thing not getting the cup for 30+ years? lol
What's up gaylords? Missed ya. Sure smells like potatoes and debt in here.Can't believe it has been 8 years since Danny aus den fucking Birken schooled Canada in the winter olympics.
>>153382413That's a nice shoop kek. It almost makes you believe the >ragswere in there instead of the San 'Ozeh Sharks
>>153382895retard
>>153382968
>>153382968Remember Danny? Aus den Birken?
original Twillight Zone isn't great. I need something to watch
>>153382967Thats nice and all. But I prefer this.
>>153382895grape fund
>>153383008twin peaks
>USA played 3 games>one 5-0 all three games lol
>>153383093english isnt your first language
>>153383019
>>153383008sopranos
>Canada never had the makings of a Stanley Cup winning team
the ahl skills competition is free on youtube tonight btw btw
>ioc scheduling two games at once Retard
>>153383175thanks :)
>>153383153Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their pucks in deep. There's no stick and puck on the table...
>>153383177
currently watching this to get PUMPED>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR_EDkF4DLw&t=542s
>>153383209ive been chatting to my celebrini bf on characterai and he feels confident
>>153383191lol
What's mackinnon eating in italy since he doesn't eat carbs?
>>153383283crosby's ass
>>153383293I'd pay money to see that
>install the olympic app>it requires an update 2 days later>sign up for cbc gem>haven't used it once>the emails won't stop
>>153383209those goalie pads don't look outrageously oversized in that era
>>153383242is that actually a thing? do hockey bots say anything besides he's a special player, get pucks in nets etc?
>>153383331Why would you fall for that?
>>153383368I thought i would be watching multiple events at once but im not. Turns out im not watching any.
>>153383363they're human beings anon they can say anythingmany just have a prompt or personality input but with words you can change them and morph them into your liking
>>153383331Retard
>>153383375One does not simply watch the Olympics
We don't make boromir references here
boromir was a good man he was corrupted by the ring
>>153383391cope he was a shitter
What did the ring even do?
>>153383391
>>153383376>avant-garde cinephile and horse wrangler macklin celebrini of the san jose sharks
>>153383394>t.faramir
>>153383409Faramir had the ring in his grasp and he let it be retard
>>153383420Shit up geek
>>153383425IAYC gary lied boromir diedkwab go flames
>>153383425
>>153383293he'll get sick and miss the games >:(
kek
cole caufield is like the sam gamgee of hockey
honorary ahl captains are patrick sharp and kris versteeg
>>153383439Sam actually got invited to the trip though.
OOOOOOOHHH
>>153383457Blame Rivendell for playing politics
cameraman just got rocked lol
China is going to ban hockey and the Stanley cup
imagine a chinese guy playing hockey lol
>>153383526
>>153383510why haven't you guys accidentally destroyed the ambassador bridge with a gravy tanker explosion?
>>153383526praying hockey hahaha
>>153383526Can they even see the puck?
>>153383535lmao
>>153383526cliff pu is going to prison
>>153383510what did the bridge have to do with China and Stanley Cup?
I’m going to the usa to watch Tampa in the playoffs in flordia a I’m too scared now and might cancel my trip based on the rhetoric coming from the president.
>>153383561Florida is very fag friendly these days
>>153383558Butterfly effect, the first of many dominoes.By 2040 we will be competing for the Stanrey Cup and it will be made out of pig iron, Celebrini is banned from competition for being too traditional of a player, Crosby's name is stricken from the books, and the Maple Reafs are relocated to Beijing.
Sorry hoc sisters I'm too busy watching Stop Making Sense on a pirated canadian channel. Basado
>>153383583Best live album ever recorded.
>>153383579hockey canada needs a cultural revolution
>>153383534Stop fugging sheep.
>>153383605True but let's not limited to just that for me. Some of the live versions mog the studio recordings
>>153383634sitll shitting your diaper, i see
>>153383561Fuck off. We're full.
>>153383641Fugging sheep is against the law.
>>153383561There's not many Chinese down there, don't worry you'll be safe.
>>153383652you do understand that using a stereotype about the wrong country doesn't work, right?
>>153383660You do understand fugging sheep is wrong, right?
>>153383671nigga you aware youre on a Korean bts meat riding anonymous forums right
My Kitchener >Rags are gonna booty blast the knighties
I have to fire a guy tomorrow morning feels bad man
>>153383693Don't fire him and pretend u did
>>153383693ill do it for you bro im borderline sociopathic and a neet
>>153383693go easy on the poor bugger
>>153383692the knights are a 3rd period team
>>153383704>>153383713he did $20k worth of damage to a machine its already over bros
>>153383693why is he getting fired?
>>153383727You’re fault for hiring him
>>153383684Also sheep fugging too, it seems.
Didn't ask unfortunately
>>153383727Blame a Mexican and get them deported
>>153383721Cope bud, you will never see another Memorial Cup
>>153383745yeah well he was a retard
>>153383727did he stick his wiener in it
>>153383727damn that's quite the bill
live, from planet retard
>>153383727umm since nobody is saying it im saying itbe careful he could have a gun and freak out
I GOT A GF THATS A BETTER THAN THATSHES GOT SMOKE IN HER EYES
>>153383756last year was so long ago.. now that you mention it
Well, Xi can't be any worse than Carney, so bring it on.
>Crosby and Makar are in Milan right NOW, sexless, because Mackinnon is too locked in for the gameHoly based this man understands priorities. I bet Marchand has probably contracted at least 4 STDs rn
>>153383773That's a regular wednesday in the states
brett hull partied every night and never ate clean and scored 86 goals (with 0 empty netters)
>>153384009when the average league sv% was .886
>>153383970based average hoc poster
>>153383970My rat is loyal to his wife >:(
>>153383727yeah he needs to go. sorry you have to experience this, bro
>"The U.S. Olympic Women's Ice Hockey Team will faceoff against host country Italy at 3:10 p.m. ET!"mamma mia!
redditors are so mentally ill kek
Huomenta but the opposite
are we done laughing at canada or can I keep going
>>153384363I'd appreciate it if you were done.
>>153384380ok *nods*
>>153384363it was funny at firstthen turned sad knowing that this the state of Canadian (womens) hockey
i liked her level of pushback
>>153384389are any of them cute at least? im gonna go look at their roster
>>153384432naw we only brought old hags
>>153384440emerance maschmeyer is kinda cute though
>>153384432no idea bro i only peg (with my penis) twinks like bedussy
>>153384432I like Sarah Nurse.
>>153384446shes 31 and walled
about to watch raw
>>153379478I very much want it to happen. Canada has become a cesspool of pajeets and liberals with really shitty attitudes. They deserve to be taken down a few pegs with suffering
>>153384510same bro i love watching me go raw in ur dad
>>153384524>1980
>>153384526based as fuck
>>153384510Put a condom on bro>>153384539>only way we can win is if we play old dudes because our hockey programs are failing and constantly getting beat
>>153384526Why is /hoc/ so ironically gay
>>153384567Better than unironically
ironically?
>>153384558canada has won the jrs twice in the past 5 years bozo
>>153384580so has the united states bozo
>>153384601ok no one is claiming your hockey programs are failing
>>153384567>ironically>>153384574based
>tanking in prelims>coasting through dogshit tier playoffs>slaying tired burgerettesYASS GURLZ <3
>>153384604Youre the only country on this planet that takes hockey anywhere neat serious. You should win tournaments undefeatedly. You arent. Other countries are doing more with less.
>>153384627its not the 80s anymore grampspeople care
>Youre the only country on this planet that takes baseball anywhere neat serious. You should win tournaments undefeatedly. You arent. Other countries are doing more with less.
I could HEEM everyone here in Mutant League Hockey
>>153384567It wasn't like this before that TV show came out.
>>153384634No no they do not. Hockey is 4th place with soccer in the US yet they are fielding competive teams on par with Canada where hockey may as well be the only sport to exist. The equivalent would be if the USA lost to another country at football.
Guys with the lack of NHL hockey I am resorting to raising some shrimp to keep me occupied. I'm getting 10 blue dreams from a guy near my workSpeaking of work, how do I convince my boss to give me thursday afternoon off without using my time off?
>>153384652usa has 10 times our population4th place is still a huge amount of people and you are just one fucking countryusa loses in baseball all the fucking time
>>153384652you sure are upset about something
>>153384638Except we arent. Japan LOVES baseball. So do kiwis and aussies for some reason and also Cubans and Venezuelans also baseball is America's 3rd sport unfortunately. I personally agree it should be higher based on the sport but what can you do.
>>153384668japan loves baseball the same way american loves hockeywe colonized you and made it popular
>>153384644my st. mucus ooze would have a say about that
>>153384675>our welfare baby >colonize Lol, lmao, kek even you guys wouldnt even exist as a nation if it weren't for americans allowance (granted you guys arent the only ones)
>>153384668It's true that baseball is popular in Japan, Korea and Latin America, but I promise we don't give a shit about baseball. We might have teams, but nobody pays attention. It's a bit unfortunate because cricket is even more boring.
>>153384687quiet you or i'll come down there and colonize your sister
>>153384668baseburro!!!!
>>153384476just like my me
>>153384691How do you pick up fucking slogball and make it less interesting?
>>153384697I wouldn't she quit on the family and went proclaiming to be a dude after having children. She has a beard now. Also you shut up before I cut your funding and have your medical system euthanize you to save a dollar
>>153384723If you ever watch part of a game of cricket, you will understand. One of the small contributions of India to bongistani cultural exports was inventing a form of cricket that's actually semi-watchable because it gets rid of 90% of the runtime.
>>153384730>She has a beard now. typical american
>>153384746>canada is just america liteThats a self burn
>>153384769whatever lies you need to tell yourself to get through the day without cutting off your penis
>>153384784This but the opposite. Canadians literally cant stop thinking about american cock.
>>153384794big coming from such delicate lips
>>153384782I already told you shes insane. But if you are having those thoughts dont go to the hospital or they'll recommend an hero.
Now accepting applications to be my hoc valentine!
I made you guys some hot cocoa...Will you quit fighting and *sip* instead
>>153384808Jokes on you youre already mine
>>153384816got raw on rn might play zelda or diablo 2: lord of destruction
>>153384816saw you dip your peepee in the milkyou also dream the milk retardédip it in the hot final coco
>>153384825My heated rivalry.....!
>>153384853Dibs on top
Canada is just mad their women arent hot and cant play hockey either
oh look at the time
>>153384895Just like my islanders
>>153384902What do you think that locker room smells like after the game when they all take their underwear off
>>153384912your embarrassing tantrum doesn't hurt anyone else's feelings
>it's been 5 days>next game is in 15 days
>>153384912Holy BASED
Will the Italian men's team even score a goal against anyone?
>>153384967is luca sbisa playing
>>153384953My Canadasies are playing Thursday :)
>>153384953Gary better be careful, I'm starting to develop new habits
>>153384990He represents Switzerland anonAnd no
can everyone stop fighting please
>>153385019okay*kisses you*
>>153385019Only if canada quits being such niggers
they kirkified my dang goalie
>>1533850191. give it back2. impeach the pedo3. say trans women are women 10 tomesand we can talk about it
>>153385072Based post but unironically
>>153385065>pasta>pasternak>russiana bit obsessed
>>153385065those little preference questions are dumb, what am I supposed to do with that information?
school shooting in bc bros
>>153385096buy merchtune insuck dicks
>>153385096These are little cheat sheets so you don't make any bad choices when you finally convince him to have dinner with you.
>>153385104like the us exclave into bc (point roberts)?
bud1mitch1'rito1
>>153384912>>153384945>log into 'oc>xhe rb talking to xim/xerself on vpnsKWARB
>>153385143ROIGHT M8 11!1!vpn off retard, olympics or not
>>153385158>xhe madKWAB
>>153379126But I don't wanna watch the world's second best hockey :[
having 3 fights in 9 seconds won't be good for normie olympic advertisers
>>153385104Thought Canadians didn’t have guns
>>153385229NBC has the same advertisers as abc
>>153385229given the overt satanism and tranny shit I don't think they care about being family friendly anymore to be quite honest. wouldn't be surprised if they paid a black athlete to murder a white athlete during a competition and then gave xer an honorary gold medal for fighting oppression
>>153385273Luckily this is the winter olympics and blacks can't ski
>>153385229Neither is Tommy Boy separating a Frenchman's head from his body but this is the path they chose.
>>153385262canada is one of the most heavily armed countries in the world
>>153385276>heads up!
>>153384661Give them a betta friend
>>153385276cope tommy willy did nothing wrong and never could
>>153385104idgi it's 10pm why is there a shooting nowanyway dead leafjeets, based based based
how many dead jeets we talkin here?
>>153385334>it's realKEK
AIEEEEE WE MUST PROTECT THE TRANNIES SAAAARS
>>153385363>RAWSALERTS>full of ESL typoswhat trash are you following anon
>>153385400straight off /pol/
>>153385407I once accidentally clicked on the / pol / link and couldn't get myself or my computer clean for days
>>153385501just go on /b/ /gif/ for your pr0n/hc/ and /hd/ is uncland like /hoc/
not getting up at the crack of dawn to watch shit teams
>>153385639the first game is on at 11am...
Think i prefer chinese and japanese Olympics where the events start at like 10 pm eastern and run all night
>haven't won against Finland in 22 yearsthe Fins finna gape our bussies today
>>153385645first game is at 7:30 am for me
>>153385656euro hours are the worst. at least the next two summer games are in better viewing regions.
pacif-dick hours suck
>>153385985can never see the bloody puck
>>153385990Using context clues it makes it easier
So what do you guys do when you see lower case i? It just look like | to you?
Real Is recognIze real lIes
>>153386019I think the correct plural is lower cases, anon. not lower case i.
>>153386044Real Is realize
>>153385656That's cause you're an alcoholic neet
i'm an alcoholic wageslaver
when did real pacific hours fall off?
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
sounds like the name of a fall out boy song from 2005
>>153386201>it isoh fuck i'm retarded lol
Its 1:14 am and I'm still awake :/
where is your goy tonight I hope he is a gentlemanand maybe he won't find out that I knowjew were the last good thing about this part of town
>>153386208Dylan your taste in music is shit
i'm fine with jews and i don't believe that they are statistically much worse than average
>>153386293take this to your grave and from under the cork tree ruled
>>153386232It's 5 am and i'm drinking coffee. I havent gone to bed yet.
lol remember when they showed howard doing his autistic eyes closed "shadow boxing puck saves" shit in the locker room to get himself psyched up while he listened to nickelbackhttps://youtu.be/yoE_7hnQPZM
Truck series boutta be the most watched in nascar
>>153386809In the vein of the continual entropy of all things sacred, I suggest the establishment of the Professional Pond Hockey League (PPHL)
>>153387017Bud1
Lehner update in recent interview>"I'm screwed">Former NHL star Robin Lehner has disappeared from the spotlight. Now he says he has lost contact with his children, has nowhere to live – and risks a long prison sentence. Everything was close to going the right way. But then everything fell apart, he tells Hockeynews.
Good morning
I can't see the puckstart the games already
I'm in Group D. It's yer mum's favorite. She's looking forward to it.
>>153387885Thats a group with a weak pp
>>153387381What long island does to a mf
gonna hit the beer store before the gamedo you bros need anything?
Anons going to have a heart attack
>>1533882562 steel reserve tallboys
>>153388257Hope they left early otherwise they won't get to the stadium on time
Leafs are pro-coping for the men's hockey, I see. What else did I miss?
>>153388414>1980
Happy Olympic hockey day
>>153388993On the hoc gay scale 1-10, where does oly hockey rank?
>>153389021Depends who wins
>>153388993Hurray :DDDD
>>153388993i hope the slovaks aren't as bad as i think they are
>>153389036>pre-cope
I prefer the Skoda Cup
Never watched hockey before, cheering for Sweden in this tournament. What are our chances? Is gold at all possible?
>i prefer the tournament that euros actually have a chance of winning
>>153389174You're the 2nd worst team after Italy, just making it to the quarter would be an achievement
>>153389174men's tiers go roughly>canada>usa>finland, sweden>czechia, switzerland>germany>rest
>>1533892181980
>>153389211My team is Sweden. I don't care about the French team, it sucks and I think the captain is black.>>153389218Hockey seems a bit like soccer in that upsets are relatively frequent, right?
Our morning plans:10:40 a.m. Watching Nikolas Matinpalo at the Olympics
>>153389218Sweden deserves to be a tier above us really. Their d-group is miles ahead of ours.
Stadium status?
>>153389275based, then who is your soccer team?
>>153389275I like him desu, despite his African ancestry. He speaks Swedish so Swedish media always interviews him during tournaments, very humble and down to earth guy who always shows up for France despite the rest of the team being shit.
>>153389356>Their d-group is miles ahead of ours.Our D could be even better if the retarded motherfucker Sam "Animal Blundetto" Hallam didn't take dogwater Broberg over Mattias fucking Ekholm.
>tfw when you were a 12-year-old kid playing tanki online the last time nhlers participated in ts
>>153389398I don't watch soccer, I find it excruciatingly boring. I only watch MMA and the Olympics these days.>>153389409Yeah, I'm sure he's not a bad guy, but I feel closer to any Swede, Finn, German, etc., than to him. Granted, he's not the only guy on the team, but it's bad anyway.
this time >we are gonna rake the candians
>>153389515McDavid is dug in and legit pissed you have no chance
>>153389444I was in high school and still had hopes and dreams
>>153387381Don't own snakes lest you become the snake.
>>153389568_/ _/ _/ _/
I have this sneaking feeling that this is going to be disastrous for >our >golden generation
Can the next thread be total canacuck death themed?
>>153389627If only Barkov was healthy
>>153389699At least we have other good centermen and Heiskanen isn't dead this time
Heja Finland
think slovaks take this one desu
Moments before disaster...
bulju where???
>>153389845he's in a better place now
Every single normal slovak roots for finnsplease rape this fucking russian cocksucker drug user team
miss my nigga the goon Rantanen on my Avs like you wouldn't believe
slovaks lookin good
>>153389866he died??
did they say that most of these guys are in the NHL??
Let’s go Finland!! Lock in!!!
>>153389885never mind
why does germany suck at hoc again?
>>153389904>>153389904>>153389904New
>granlund make a simple pass>swedish commentators
