Disneyland edition
>>153368980wholesome
>negative yards at halftime>55 yards after the third quarterMaye had a bottom 5, possibly worst ever Owl performance
Oilers
>>153374855Nah he kept it with 2 scores at all times. Almost 300 yards passing and rushed for like 60yards
>>153374938The funny thing is, drakes performance is unironically bad for mahomes’ legacy. The stat padding in the second half is now less likely to be forgotten because it happened two owls in a row
>>153374855Mahomes' garbagetime statpadding really does a lot to make his performance look better than it wasthe Seahawks defense was truly fantastic but they were never in a position where they could be satif the Eagles didn't bench their starters then this likely would've remained the worst performance by a QB in the owl for a very long time
Lindsey vonn is stupid
Hope Seattle humiliates the vikcucks every single time they play. Beatings as bad as they gave gaytriots and Maye in the SB but worse
Drake gaye just doesn't know ball
>>153375077Impressive she made a career out of falling down a mountain
When does mens Olympics hockey start ffs I need something
>>153374855Rothlesberger won a super bowl on 33% passing
>>153375142Just watch Heated Rivalry.
>>153375138They shouldn't have picked her up in the helicopter. They should have made her walk down for being reckless
>>153375209I'd say she was being wreck-ful
>>153375216Well that's it. No one will be able to beat this wordplay statement. Pack it up , this thread is over.
>>153375144it's game managing if you win
Wonder what Blake is doing
To bad we don't get winter Olympics pro football
What sounds good for breakfast
>>153375032Now that's a Mahomesian statline
>>153370930corporate
>>153375077>fucks black guys>makes bad decisionspick 2 and only 2
>GIBS ME DAT BALL, CRAKKKAI icked HARD watching Maye get mugged like that
>>153375396Mayes O.line must hate him after that game making them work so hard. The defence too
>>153375419Gonzales played the game of his life only for Maye to absolutely sell it in the 4th
>>153374938The defense kept it close, retardo
surely they won't be retarded enough to pay darnold that much? he's decent, but not elite. he still had the most turnovers in the regular season. the hawks won the owl because of the rest of the their roster combined with darnold not doing anything stupid
>>153375630>he got the Flacco deal
>>153375630Who else should they sign?
>>153375630Who should they sign than
>>153368980>loses Superbowl to GOAT Darnold>has a billion dollars>still can't get pussy without paying for it>spends millions to run a stupid jew crying ad>everyone laughs at it>everyone finds out he has a JDIF shill farm in the Gillette stadium basement>unironically red pills millions of NPCsKWAB
>>153375659Brady was based smart correct af to gtfo boston
>>153375630Darnold has an opt out clause which he would absolutely take advantage of to get a bigger salary
Robert Kraft created a command center to read all of your comments about him. How does that make you feel?
>>153375659>jews say the ad was good and the jew-run organization agreedI'm convinced, go blue square!!
>>153375729I was being sarcastic jack ass . Gaye sunk the pats franchise for years to come
>>153375729stfu, shitlib pedo.
>>153375729Shouldn't you have killed yourself? I thought we all agreed on that.
My Seahawks won!!!!
>>153375659>>153375716>>153375720Oy Gevalt! The goyim know, shut it down!
>>153374938>Was Drake Maye's performance really that bad? Does he deserve the nickname 'The Schedule'? To determine this, we reached out to one of the most famous QBs currently in the league:>"I'll be honest, I was edging the entire 4th quarter." Claims garbage time star, Stat Padscott. "Going from 31 net passing yards in 3 quarters to 255 passing yards in the final quarter makes my erection harder than Rex Ryan when he sees feet or Jerry Jones when he trades away a Super Bowl talent.">"I actually came just a little when the second garbage time touchdown happened," Stat went on to say, "honestly I probably should've. I was building up for a massive load gambling on Drake reaching 4 meaningless touchdowns in the final seconds of the game, but ended up leaving unsatisfied. Guess that's why I'm still the King.">A big thank you to Stat Padscott for the interview, and we'll let the fans decide for themselves if Drake 'The Schedule' Maye is deserved.
>one playoff win as a head coach without Tom Brady >losing record in the playoffs without Tom Brady >losing record in the regular season without Tom Brady>didn't get Shula's all time wins record >Shula openly called him "Belicheat" in the press >not a first ballot hall of famer because of his cheating scandal, his record sans Brady, his immature attitude towards everyone around him, and his creepy PR disaster of a relationship with a gold digger. 'sincere thanks for all the laughs Bill.
>>153375630lol Shecocks fans really were in this thread talkin bout cap space kek they gotta re-sign their whole defense too (if they even have the money)
>>153376119It's gonna be Raiders/Seahawks
Sam Darnold is better than Josh Allen
>>153376157>tfw you have nothing of value to post but you must post something to justify being here all day
>>153376157Sam Darnold never cried infront of millions so yes
>>153376210That's what you're doing but he's correct. Joshie isn't better because he got a pity mvp
I hated this free agent signing. If he’s not a top 5 QB, taking the Hawks deep in to the playoffs 1st year and winning the SB in year 2 this was the dumbest fucking free agent signing they’ve done.I would have been fine with Fields, who ended up being a lot cheaper or even Daniel’s who was extremely cheap, plus both have the threat of taking off and running the ball.I would rather have gone with a cheaper QB whose skills sets are different from the backups then signing the same type of player as the back ups, who is lower tier 2 cusping tier 3.the Seahawks can get out of Sam Darnold’s contract after 2025It's possible we may want out sooner.Super dumb contract with no incentive for Darnold to play better. Basically we just signed Daniel Jones.Yeah, incentive contracts are the difference between All Pros and Lazy Bums.Why would Darnold even try hard if he doesn’t have $10m in incentives for next year? It’s not like he can get a truly massive payday on his next contract if he looks like a franchise QB.That's professional athletes for you. Lazy bums with no incentives to play better. Fortunately we have super dumb contracts to hand out, or they'd all just be milling around waiting for the games to end.So is this saying that the Hawks paid essentially the same for Darnold as they would have for Geno? If that's the case, the signing of Darnold is even riskier than I thought since Darnold has only one good year on his resume while Geno has more. Especially if we were to consider that Grubb had difficulty putting the offense in the best spot to succeed.
>>153376459will campbell is good
>>153376502you're really wanting to give up on a top 5 draft pick after a rookie year where he played through injury?
drake maye's wife fucks kike portnoy on the side
>>153376459They should focus on on getting a qb that isn't emotionally and mentally damaged from beng sacked on almost 15% of passing plays over the last 3 weeks. I heard now they have to make sure he wears a helmet off the field as well. They took away his mountain bike and gave him an adult tricycle. His new favorite food his fishsticks and he likes dipping them in catsup. They got him some nice coloring books but they have to watch to make sure he doesn't eat the crayons.
>>153376646i would too
>>153376655>t. every goystool employee ever
>>153376502Why did your retarded HC, OC, and position coaches hinge all of their gameplans on a rookie tackle holding up against the best defense in the league when they already had two fucking samples of him crumbling against other top defenses? Why do you faggots consistently blame the shitty rookie instead of the people who are supposed to call plays and adjust to the opposition? Why didn't Drake 'The Schedule' Maye audible into other plays or assign protections so he wouldn't get anally raped on live tv by burly black men? Was switching to a quick passing game or setting up a few screens really that difficult for Coach of the Year candidate Mike Vrabel?Also why is it the white tackle taking shit for singlehandedly losing the Patriots the game when the black guard right next to him got pancaked in like 1 second leading to multiple pressures and sacks?
The new seahawks owner will be a 49er secret agent and the san fran will win the bowl next year
>>153376798Damn, if only the coaches knew the player they drafted had short arms! What an unfair Super Bowl, how were they supposed to know about their LT's weakness??
>>153375630this is never going to happen. he still has 2 years left on his deal
>you now remember when Patsfags said Darnold would become a turnover machine
>>153376961but anon they played 3 top 5 defenses, they were totally going to bootyblast the hawks
i wish they didnt make replica trophies every year instead of being one true lombardi
My Brycie :)
>>153377204will not make playoffs next season
Good morning, sleeping in is permitted in The Darnoldreich
>>153376975>Patties thought Maye out game-managing Herbert, Stroud, and Stidham made him an MVPKEK
>play for the shitty of San Francisco>get shot>San Francisco 49ers defensive lineman Keion White was the victim of a shooting in San Francisco early Monday morning, sustaining a bullet wound to his ankle.
>>153377298Didn't one of their rookies get shot a few years ago or was that a different team
>>153368980Mickey Mouse Super Bowl
kek when he gets banned you can really see how much he was samefagging
Fuck the jannies
>>153375711>>153375630I think the opt out is for Seattle.
>>153377349 Second within 18 months >Keion White becomes second 49ers player shot in San Francisco in 18 months
>>153377426That's probably why they moved to Santa Clara
>>153377421seahawks dont renegotiate contracts with 2 years left on deals. he has a $10m bonus for being on the roster in 2027 totaling almost $42 million
Welcome to?
Is Aussie Rules Football easy to get into? I have an odd schedule right now so I might be able to catch them and I'm bored without football.
>>153377298Plenty of time to recover
>>153377445all plausible except the phins and browns of course
>>153376780>He has tiny arms.so did joe thomas
>>153377508Yeah, hardest part is watching a game at 3am
>>153377560Dolphins will make playoffs with Quinn Ewers
>>153377445>orangeIt's showcasing red and yellow, chiefs eagles again and you will like it.>>153377593>sewers
>>153377298if the substation doesn't get you, the apes will
>>153377491Hey buddy I just read that article too.
>>153377593>Sewers
>>153377801what article? i did not read whatever it is you are talking about
>>153374273>iggles and chefs btfoGood comic, I identity with it.
>>153377842>The Seahawks do not adjust contracts with more than one year left, so Seattle’s not going to go back to the table with Darnold’s agent after signing him to a three-year contract in 2025. It just reads a lot like your reply.https://www.seasidejoe.com/p/seahawks-sam-darnold-contract-extension-rumors
The Colts were 8-2
>>153377915oh, hmm. yeah i just know how schneider operates and i checked his contract details. if winning a SB was justification for renegotiating a contract the entire team would be up. thats just not how it works and he doesnt seem like the type of guy to hold out
>>153376961Collinsworth was absolutely sick of his shit at this point right here rightfully so
Guys, there's no more NFL football for 6 months
>>153377995>I...I've got nothing
>>153377994It was just sort of funny because I was also looking up the contract details because I was pretty sure that Darnold isn't the one who can opt out.Did you see the thing about him losing money by playing the owl? It turns out he still lives in California so he gets massively hit when they play games there plus his base salary is getting hit. Weird he doesn't get an apartment in Tacompton or something for a few years just to save some money.
>>153378053Owari da...
>>153377915
>>153378053Cal was in the batting cages today, foobaw will be back before you know it.
>>153378089>Did you see the thing about him losing money by playing the owl?yeah thats just wrong. the guy who did the math is a retard.
>>153378131It's not though, he's paying $265k in tax on a $150k bonus. It obviously pencils out with his incentives but he did get screwed by the tax law in California.
>>153377495My Denver Bronkies
>>153378215he got $1 million dollar bonus for winning the SB. he did not pay to play in itstop this nonsense
My bronkies would have raped the Hawks in the owl with nix this is fact
>>153378215the absolute state of commiefornia lmfao
>>153378329From incentives in his contract. The "Jock tax" means you get taxed on your total compensation if you played enough games in California, which the team did, which is why the bonus everyone gets for postseason games can be a financial liability.Darnold's contract makes it worthwhile to win the owl, duh, but it doesn't mean he and the rest of the team didn't get screwed by California. Like there's a reason the players association is gonna bitch about California hosting the owl going forward.
>40th best catch of the yearI miss my GOAT
>>153378402shutup boomer, you are just dead wrong
>NFL's #1 catch of the yearReally cool. I saw this live, too. It was fucking mental. I think the offense is gonna be alright
>>153378430https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathangoldman/2026/02/10/sam-darnold-won-the-super-bowl---but-lost-money-due-to-the-jock-tax/https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/02/09/california-taxes-income-nfl-super-bowl/https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/why-seahawks-qb-sam-darnold-135551605.htmlYou may take your pick of articles explaining tax law to you but there's no need to lash out in a rage of ignorance at Chris Berman.
>>153376367>Darnold wins in Minnesota and then wins the fucking Super Bowl in Seattle on a prove it contract>WAHAHHHHH I WANTED BUSTIN FIELDSWhy are niggers so fucking stupid and racist?
>>153378493it literally spells it out right there in the forbes article, just like i said>For instance, ignoring any bonuses earned and federal tax deductions, this simplified and illustrative model suggests that Darnold will owe an incremental $197,771 in California state income taxes despite only being paid $178,000.thats not how it works, you dont just IGNORE THE BONUS in an attempt to generate click baithe got a $1m bonus from the team. the $178k came from the league. $1,178,000 minus $197k or $265k is not him paying to play in the super bowl
>>153376367>>153378594The Geno hype after his comeback season was ridiculous. Darnold was always an upgrade, and a no brainer coming off a 14 win season.
>>153377074my njigba
>>153378627>ignoring any bonuses earned
I want a Zach Wilson redemption arc.
>>153378402Yeah those players assoc is gonna boycott the Super Bowl being in CA while the league is trying to put 18 games in without an extra bye lmao
>>153378627>erm, actually if we tax your bonus based on your total earnings it's ok because you played here for 8 daysAre you a member of the general assembly or something?
>>153378674im not justifying it or implying its a good thing. im just stating the actual facts instead of getting you to click my bait
>>153378674>Falls for clickbait>Gets corrected>You some politician or somethingKids these days are so cooked
>>153378693>explain the financial penalty associated with the california tax code re: professional athletesAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH LALALALALLAA I CAN'T HEAR YOUR CLICKBAIT
All time worst owl lol
>>153378628Exactly. This dude wins the Super Bowl and Geno Shit was by far the worst QB in the league. Yet nigs in sports media will still tell you with a straight face that any black QB is better. They aren't even subtle about it. They clearly just think blacks are better and nothing in objective reality will convince them otherwise.
You cant tell me mcdaniels didn't throw that game. Belicheck mcdaniels would have lined up with 8 offensive linemen and went 1960s football
>>153378628it's funny how the media hasn't said a damn word about the Seahawks moving on from Geno and winning a title with Sam Darnold. Imagine if it was the reverse and they dumped Sam for >black QB Geno and won an owl.
When it is all said and done Mahomes will win more Super Bowls than Montana and Brady.
>>153378641
Any good games this week?
the raiders are introducing kubiak as head coach rnfuck him, i hope he crash and burns like all the other raiders coaches
>>153378783>the media hasn't said a damn word about the Seahawks moving on from GenoYeah, us12s are so alt. Nobody talks about how cool and historic we are. It's just cause we're in the PNW and the media doesn't know how cool and historic we are. #DarkSide #MOBTies #TheEmeraldCityRouteArtist #PleaseTalkAboutUs
>>153378765Daniel Jones if he gets nano cybernetic neck fusions
>>153378855is he going to fly back to seattle for the parade tomorrow? kwab
>>153378783>>153378755There is 0 chance Geno has the precision decision making necessary to lead a team to an owl with no turnovers. Maybe he can develop behind Mendoza for a couple of years.
>>153378813my city's professional indoor volleyball shows games for free on YouTube
who was in the wrong here?
>>153379088He was fresh off getting annihilated by the Gatorade cooler too, need a webm of that.
>Team was eliminated in the wildcard>usually there's either a team who's never won it or an empire you want brought down that participates in the super bowl to get me to care>we got post-dynasty pats and the Seahawks who's fans all bought new jerseys because they could no longer fit the Wilson jerseys they got when they were 10Haven't felt this indifferent about the end of a season since Cam Newton got raped by Von Miller
>>153379088>>153379155I didn't clip the gatorade but I can do it later today. I need to clip vrabel at half and the gatorade stirring too.
>>153375630Window closed
>they were still playing party rock back thenfucking legend
>>153379197How can you feel indifferent to watching a humiliating rape against a hated opponent (either cam or the pats)?
>he thought Maye was the MVP
Rams are winning it all next year pendejos!
>>153379225>wii hooked upThat might actually be from 2014.
>>153379246Its either chargers colts or my bronkies
>>153379088>Vrabel backs away so fast he bumps into someoneAfter watching how he coached the 4th quarter, I am confident that Vrabel is /weakmind/ and not going to be a good HC
>>153379225>party rockliterally who?
>>153379225We all wish it was still 2014
>>153379258>chargersAre they starting Carson Beck?
raiders fan this season, the brick is live.
>>153379246Who was in the wrong here?
>>153379269Nashville was correct to move on from his BUM ass.
Let's take a moment to bring up early/mid season moments which have been forgotten>Burrow getting hurt week 2
Its Rome or its nothing.
So you just won the most prestigious trophy in your sport. Where are (YOU) going the next day?
>>153375852Saved
>know you have a weakness at left tackle and left guard>dont add any help to that side >dont even have a rb chip blocking That game was fixed lmao.>treveyon takes two outside carries for 10 yards each>seahawks obviously cant handle his speed >gets benched so maye can throw pix
>>153379356the smack off title
>>153379361Delete this, goy.
>>153376367>plebbit spacing>wanting a dual threat meme qbKill yourself
You guys remember when the Lions had SIX turnovers on Christmas? IIRC, if they'd won that game they'd have made the playoffs too
I’m happy for Darnold
Raider Nation no faggots
>2 turnovers in the same playTHAT'S why he's SBMVP
>>153379409Yet u dismiss Hurts for being a bus rider...
>>153379356My local ramen joint to eat and drink.
>>153379236I at least found the Pats' story interesting. Vrabel gets fired from the Tits and forms a Super Bowl caliber team that only had 4 wins the previous year. I suffered through their dynasty and cursed Tom Brady when the Falcons had their hopes and dreams turn into memes, but this Pats team felt different. I just can't find that hater in me.Also I wanted to see the Panthers win it all that year, at the time I thought being a fucking Tight End playing QB was going to be the evolution of the mobile QB that would dominate the league for years to come. Then that dabbing faggot made a business decision to not sacrifice himself for a fumble, not realizing he didn't have much of a career left afterward anyway lmaoDamn I tried to find an eyecatching related meme for this post and the only Panthers memes that exist are from 2015. What a sorry franchise
Who could forget?
>>153379361that's what i was thinking all gamebut why?it's not like pats were favored anyway
>>153379361he has 6 carries 19 yards with his longest being 9 yards when devon witherspoon missed a tackle on him in the back fieldhe didnt get benched, he got shutdown like the rest of the teamthe cope is getting hilarious
A reffie masterclass
>>153379434Sam isn’t a bussy bump merchant or cringe like squirts.
>>153379457A fuck ton of money came on the pats at the end they were public dogs
is tom right?
>>153379246Many are saying this
>>153379482He had time against the patriots and shit himself
>>153379482Herbert just needs moar halp!
new coach, full time fan. love my raiders go pack go!
>>153379453>forms a Super Bowl caliber teamBut he didn't. He formed an 10th easiest schedule all time team
>>153379434There's no owl without Darnold. The offense had to carry in the NFCCG because the defense wasn't getting any pressure with 4 linemen, bus riders don't put up 350 yards in the years real owl.
>>153379361dumb retard
>>1533794702 carried to the outside for 20 and then 4 up the middle to the left for no yardage aka t Rex campbell and nigarookie
Gannon dropping knowledge. Raiders are so fucking back
>>153379482
>>153379520Without Hurts the chiefs would have shut down saquon and won that game but Hurts threw dragons on them
>>153379494Lol no he didn't
>>153379434bitchknees and kiwipussy would win SBMVP on that Eagles team.
>>153379573He had like 3 seconds per drop back how much u need white boy
You don't hate this zogged organization enough
JT THE BRICKS RADIO FEED IS DOWN. WHO FUCKING CUT IT?!
>>153375630If you franchise tag a quarterback you have to pay them like 60 million per year. That's going to be the going rate in a few years.
Hurts is a bus rider but dak is a dick rider
Dick ride this bussy
If you franchise tag a quarterback you have to pay them like 60 million per year. That's going to be the going bussy rate in a few years.
Wtf I love Bad Bunny now
GANNON HIT THE POWER WHEN HE LEFT. SABOTAGED THE FUCKING SHOW, THE FUCKING FORMER MVP EVERYBODY
>>153379661Electrical substation go brrrrr
Kubiak on the phone here we go
JT GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT
>>153379637every qb is a bus rider these daysI'm not trusting any of these soft bums down by 4 with 90 seconds left to play
>>153379088Wtf you want him to do ? Hug him get Gatorade sticky and than suck him off ? Huh you dum ass idiot
>>153379500no coach has lasted longer than 2 seasons since gruden in 1998-2001. except for gruden when he came back lmao good luck with that
>>153379197I wore my Shaun Alexander jersey for this owl
>>153379736that's what I would do personally yeah
>>153377298>get into it with some rapper named Lil baby at a strip club>get shot
>>153379754trade the #1 pick, tank and get the #1 pick next season + picks
>>153379773He’s lucky he didn’t start anything with Lil B.
Draftheads, who's the better QB prospect? Ty Simpson or Trinidad Chambliss?
What were they mixing in the Gatorade before dumping it on hc? Shouldn't they have the pre mix...cheap fucks
>>153379807walker eget
>>153379807the one that doesn't have a 5 syllable name
>>153379754NTA but Brady and Spytek already said they’re not looking for an immediate playoff season. They’re showing patience nowPete had to go because he hired his nepochildren
>>153377645Wtf I like electrical substations now
>>153379453Frankly I think Young almost knocking off the rammies twice this year after being a Darnoldian bust candidate would have been more "feel good" but I see what you mean about the tight end qb thing.
>>153379841Garrett Nussmeier bros...
>>153379814Piss.
>>153379757Thought so
>>153379472Wow these new texans red unis look like shit
>>153379807Drew Aller
raiders dot com
>>153379925I ask because it seems like he's still fighting for more college eligibility. Seems very /weakmind/ to me.
>>153379847That is two great guys having some old fashioned homosexual good fun after a job well done knowing they just secured multi million hundreds dollars contracts... what's not to like
AH, AH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>153379989Darnold is locked in at this point, K9 is definitely getting paid.
Favorite halftime poll still uphttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gNhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AwzN8gN
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153379807Ryback
>>153380023Lmao I just noticed here that Maye barely goes through his progressions. He stares down one guy before glancing at his checkdowns then running into his own guy
>>153379807Don't fall for the scrambling meme. Simpson is better in the pocket and adjusting at the line of scrimmage. That's more valuable than what any other project QB brings to the table. If he's lucky he'll get drafted by the Steelers or Rams. I wouldn't hate him in Arizona but Ty isn't worth the 3rd overall pick.
hey, at least the patriots players still get an AFC champions ring. when they receive them it will be a painful reminder that they lost the SB kek
>>153380076sometimes I think he took a few too many hits to the head during the mayo year
>>153380109Joey Bing Bing Wahoo supporters ain’t gonna like this.
goddammit why did ATL trade their first round pick to LA.
>>153379800>Lil BGod I miss the early 2010s bro culture
>>153380109a ring's a ring
>>153380200participation ring
>>153380076There was no pocket
>>153380245if winning the conference doesn't matter then neither does winning the super bowl.
>>153380257Why lie, we see the video. He stands completely still for two whole seconds AFTER he completes his drop back
>>153380259When you lose the SB that bad, you might as well give the AFC champ rings to denver. And apologize for taking their place. At least Denver could say we lost because of a backup
>>153380257Two seconds after the drop back, right before one of the rushers gets free. Maye has TWO checkdowns he could throw to here
>>153380326Yeah looked like an absolute deer in headlights dum shit
>>153380326if he tries either of those its an INT and probably a pick six
>>153379394>those disgusting uniforms>those ridiculous afro helmets>all that shucking and jiving >CB is the hardest position I swearThe whole sequence screams B league.
Is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about the Rams?
>>153380364you don't know ball
>>153380386Remember when someone in Kansas City got murdered
>>153380391dude, the defenders are like 2.5 steps away and closing and one of the receivers still has his back turned. you are outside of your mind
>>153380386Rolling for an ice party
>>153380370No one considers CB the hardest position. That's a supremely retarded thing to even say
>>153380397Yeah a black guy
>>153380386i think it will be sub 350k. the 2014 parade was so large because it was their first
>>153380413they just interviewed a bunch of players at the pro bowl about the hardest position and more of them said CB than even QB
>>153377445catb owl
>>153380436And yet good corners get drafted every single year
>>153379403Fields isn't a dull threat qb, Fields is no threat at all except maybe his coach if his coach doesn't want to be fired.
>>153380386Lol Rams fan couple months ago said they had a small turnout in the parade because of "Covid restrictions" Niggah this was 2022 not 2020
>>153380499most of them hit the wall immediately and without warning though
>>153380413CB is at minimum the 2nd hardest position.
>>153380413No it's not. They are wide receivers who can't catch. It's maybe more difficult to react where the ball is going than a WR but it's not rocket science. The hardest position by far is OL positions.
>>153379577but I bet you think this Seahawks team was better
>>153380556yeah because darnold is better than hurts
>>153380543Wide recievers don't spend most of their time running backwards or sideways, nor do they spend lot of time trying to tackle guys unless their qb is cj stroud, drake maye, regular season darnold, etc.
>>153380364>>153380409Lol okay, here's when the checkdown completes the route. Maye would proceed to stand still for another 2 seconds and get sacked
>>153380587Hurts hit the exact same throws Darnold missed which is why Darnold was 50% on passes with a 5YPA
>>153380619When kids begin to play high school and college, they take all the fast guys that would be WR and the ones who can't catch become the DBs. That's just how it works.
>>153380636baka you literally are retarded
If only the Seahawks had a REAL QB like this
Drake Mayo's whole ass was throwing XL garlic aioli truffle butter maple glazed bacon tater tot stuffed vodka pesto marinara panko crusted meatball parms and this genny will STILL defend him..
>>153380731
>>153380234I think his poor performance down the stretch can be attributed to some injuries and an increase in competition. Looking at that SEC Championship game, he was under pressure with no run game and still gave receivers chances on the ball. I'd comp him to Kirko Chains
>>153380587>the Eagles team was so good anybody could win at quarterback but somehow the Seahawks team is a better team because they aren't good enough that any quarterback could win with themthe mental gymnastics people do just to discredit Hurts really is something interesting
>>153380762yes, anon it was entirely mayes fault they lost. it had nothing to do with the seahawk defense.
>>153380741then I'm sure you would LOVE for your team to have Kevin Patullo at OC
>>153380386Sending the Chargers back to San Diego is the way.
>>153380861so if a team wins it's not because of the QB but it's because the defense was bad?
Gonna be interesting if trueMark just pays the bills
>>153379361>this is what patriotcope looks likefucking grim
>>153380975its a team sport. no player is out there playing on their own. maye played fine against teams who were not the seahawks. do the math. they got whipped in nearly every aspect of the game. shut it down
>>153381007Davisbros? Why has our son forsaken us?
Sean Payton threw the afcg so pats would get kwabbed
>>153381033Mark just wants to fuck his girlfriend and eat fast food while the money comes in
>>153380861He sucked harder than your dad
>>153381107you know my father well don't you
coach macdonald on jimmy kimmel last nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEj5L12ZYw
The eagles were better than the Seahawks because they made the chiefs, who are better than the patriots, look worse
>>153381027and the QB is supposed to do their partMaye did fine for other teams because his defence did their part against miserable offenses which gassed out the defenses Maye got to look passable againstagain his defense tried to carry him again but unlike Maye, Darnold was able to get the ball out despite facing a not insignificant level of pressure and having guys in his faceand instead of being like Darnold, when faced with pressure, Maye crumpled
>drake maye is actually good because when he plays bad teams he plays better then when he plays good teams and gets destroyed
I will now take questions
>>153381263Yeah but I give most of the credit to the Seahawks defense
>>153381263what does sex with a biological woman feel like
>>153381033Mark is a terrible owner has negative football IQ
>>153381300Few know this, but Maye would've taken those sacks even if Seattle had rushed nobody>>153381301Salty milk
>>153368980literal mickey mouse titledenver would have destroyed these retards
>>153381301Bags of sand
>>153381301Like a baggie stuffed full of raisins marinated in baby oil(the kind you put on babies, not the kind made from babies)
>>153381377the only think denver destroyed was their QB's ankle
>>153381435Nice minor typo you absolute fucking retarded idiot
>>153381301watered down bussy
>>153381435>think
ELI5 why Aaron Rodgers is considered a HoF lock?
>gaylen hurts
>>153381263if he throws that ball its a pick six and then you are forming some other cope. taking the sack instead of the turnover was actually the right decision on this playlmao i cant believe how long you spent making that
>>153381532He dah best pure thrower of da football ever
>>153381532he's a better dan marino and dan marino was a first ballot hall of famer so you do the math
>>153381547>if he throws that ball its a pick six aWhat is "throwing it away", Alex?
>>1533815324 mvps, superbowl, various stats and records, widely considered one of the best qbs to ever play the game, played for green gay, him not making it in first ballot makes the hof seem even more illegitimate than Belicihick not making it in.
>>153381540Lynn Swann is not a GOAT and doesn't belong in the Hall of Fame.
>>153374855cope and seethe
>>153381532Even people who hate him like Shannon Sharpe admit that he's a Hall of Famer.
>Longest tenured Rams player, Rob Havenstein, has announced his retirement from the NFL>Rob Havenstein started the year as the last St. Louis Ram on the roster, but was joined by longsnapper Jake McQuaide midway through the season. McQuaide is currently a free agent.A decade after their return, the remnants of the St. Louis Rams have left the league.
>>153381625And never for even a brief instant did a comeback seem possible
>>153381540it’s the bus rider gaylen squirts
>>153381607yeah sure i guess he could have thrown it away but it only ended up being a 2 yard loss
>>153381540>eli manning>joe namathnobody would know who these people were if they didn't play in new york
>>153381733ok zoomie
>>153381655And that's a good thing. St Louis Rams were trash. Greatest Show on Turf was cool, the the decade and a half after that wasn't.
>>153381665so you didn't watch the game? too busy jerking off to TPUSA stream?
>>153381547>if he throws that ball its a pick sixhe did that twice anyways
>>153381733I knew joe namath because he molested a 14 year old girl - same with Pete Rose and Ben Roethlisberger
isn’t it curious how as soon as people start watching patriots games they start to suck?
So let me get this straight. Lawrence Taylor has sex with a 16 year old and no one cares. But Epstein has sex with a 17 year old and the entire world loses its mind for a decade? Make it make sense.
>>153381756Lmao not at a single point by the time they scored for the 1st time did it look like they were going to comeback.
Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow combined SB rings: 0Jalen Hurts SB rings: 1Sam Darnold SB rings: 1
>>153381833>>153381824>posted at the same timesmells like reddit
>>153381938meant to link >>153381860
>>153381895You forgot a bunch of franchise qbs, Herbie, Goof, Dak, Lawrence, Mayfield combined have less rings than Darnold
>>153381962Trevor Lawrence isn't a franchise QB, he's just the latest incarnation of Blake Bortles, another pretty white boy who everyone fawns over in jacksonville who will disappear in a year, replaced by the next surfer dude
>>153381833It was a different time back then.
>>153381969this post belongs along side "cardiB and stefon diggs broke up after he lost the super bowl"
>>153381987Lawrence is way better than Buttholes, not that that's some high praise or something to be proud of but Lawrence will be there for at least another contract.
>>153381895team sport
>>153381895What about ryback?!
really makes you think
Isn't anyone watching and talking about the Olympics here yet
/ourguy/ ryback didn’t like the halftime show>>>/pw/19862788
>>153382072America is a summer olympics country
>>153382072No in this thread, this is the NFL thread. I've watched a lot of luge, skiing and even skating. There's some gay guy on commentary for figure skating that's hilarious but I don't think he's trying to be. Fuck Lithuania, fuck France.
Why yes, I WILL go to Disneyland first thing after winning the Superbowl.
>>153376111They also have to set some money aside for JSN's extension. But they'll be alright
TRVTH BOMB
>>153381027>nearly every aspect of the game.What aspect didn't they win in
The Patriots were the most boring AFC team that could have made it to the Owl. What a grim ending to what was a rather entertaining post-season.
>>153382121gonzo was the best player on the field
You know I'm right
>>153382072why wouldn't go in the olympic threads for that?
>>153382031fine, go back to another, Blaine Gabbert, all the same guy and the stats reflect it
Bro who is ryback?
>>153382136my bungles are poverty franchise and its not up for debate
>>153382116has bro been looksmaxxing?
>>153382148nothing says poverty franchise like ranking DEAD LAST in the food quality ranking
>>153381027>maye played fine against teams who were not the seahawksHe had like 15 sacks 5 fumbles 2 picks before the Owl
>>153381027>maye played fine against teams who were not the seahawksdon't look at any of his playoff games...
Daily reminder that Klint Kubiak is of Polish descent and Fernando Mendoza is a Catholic, so we here at /nfl/ will be supporting the Raiders and hoping that they do a good job.
>>153382159what having a shit oline does to any franchise qb
*ahem* I don't not enjoy watching football games in person
>mendoza telling all the roasties to back offBased virginhttps://x.com/MLFootball/status/2021316678290674123?s=20
>>153382187Stafford was missing his starting RT and RG against the Seahawks and threw for 457 yards and 3 TDs
>>153382191this. or on tv.
>>153382187Patriots Oline ranked top 10 heading into the playoffsperhaps it has something to do with the schedule
>>153382211what having two elite WRs does to any franchise qb
I only listen to football games on my ham radio
>>153382228but enough about Stefon Diggs and Keyshawn Boutte
>>153382140Because nfl is over and we can talk a large range of other things nowSo will start talking about baseball hockey olympics and others in down time here nowAlmost all subjects are welcome now
>>153382228>He doesn't know Davante was out with injury for that gameOh no no no no...
>>153382274no need to bicker with him, he's just whining until Mahomes comes back and he'll jump ship from the pats again
>>153382187God I hope you guys give him a massive contract
>>153382283This
>>153382126Blame MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD for being a glass bitch that shrekt his ankle on a kneeldown.
>>153382307I think you're under the impression that the AFC CG would've gone differently; you're mistaken
What's next for him?
>>153382274>7th round rookie Konata Mumpfield had 3 for 40 on SeattleThis fucking guy
>>153382319Zero SB wins. Ever
>>153382297Maye is going to be the next Love or Herbert.
>>153382191there's not really anywhere in the stands where you comfortably see everything. also everybody claps and yells over a 2-yard run. there's constantly people squeezing in and out by you. and every game I've been to there's some boomer causing issues everyone or some drunk lady who is just taking it all way too seriously.this was years ago with a shitty team, i can't imagine going to game with actual fans and a good team.
>>153380076there is actually mic'd up from a Seahawks defender shitting on Maye for this
>>153382319The Jared Goff trajectory
TOTAL MINA SEXTOTAL MINA BREEDINGTOTAL MINA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCZPsqGHCs
>>153382196>bride looks like she'd rather marry himsomebody check on the groom
>>153382347He won’t be the next bustin pervert due to having playoff wins.
>>153382370you've never interacted with a female in your life, have you?
>>153380076>>153382365Collinsworth was literally saying this live.Many were saying this
The best part about this Patriots run is that the Allen and Lamar glazers have to come to terms with the reality that someone's not getting a ring.
>>153382365Kek really, do you happen to have it?
>>153382353The last game I went to was at the Air Force Academy. That was alright. They had Ospreys for the flyover and the mascot gave me a high five
>>153380076the only difference between Drake Maye and CJ Stroud is their race
>>153382141It's not like I signed the guy. I sure as hell wouldn't want my team's success relying on him. All I'm saying is he's their franchise qb. He's going to pass Mark Brunell and become franchise stat leader in several categories. He's going to be the most successful qb in the illustrious 30 or so year history of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
>>153382388what race is drake? because this isn't white, I would guess Pilipino
>>153382383joeybaumsworld and faker gayfield too
>>153382381>Fake "The Schedule" Gaye threw a pick so bad that not even Kris "Now Here's a Guy" "No dead air on my watch" Collinsworth could color commentate itStill fucking dying over this
People are underrating this Seahawks team in terms of all time potential. Sam Darnold led the league in turnovers. They were still the number one seed, had the largest point differential in the league.
>>153382380Kek, were you the groom? I've probably interacted with more women than you have people in general, you autistic sperg.
>>153382383no, the best part is that they aren't going to the playoffs next year, given their schedule, and everyone who gave "the schedule" mvp votes is going to have to eat crow
>Patties saying >we should've drafted MayeNever in a million years
>>153382342no 2nd year QB has ever made it back to the super bowl
Nix finner revenge tour next year
>>153382435Yeah I'm feeling a Nix-Daniels Owl
>>153377508They fucking love booting the ball into group of guys instead of methodically working it inside the 50.
>>153382435Walmart will buy him RoboCop ankles
>>153382416>People are underrating this Seahawks team in terms of all time potential.What do you think is an accurate rating of this teams all time potential?
>>153382456top 20
>>153382435>>153382442MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>153382397American, some of us just look like that now, comes from the raping of and by native Americans and the offspring of Spaniards hundreds of years ago. Sometimes there's a black guy in there and you think you're Sicilian or Greek half your life before you 23 and me and find out your great great grand dad was a rap baby fathered by a plantation owner, so all those times you were called the n word and you justvshrugged it off because you thought your ancestors were like badass spartans or whatever but it turns out that word does apply to you and yes it does sting. Go Lions.
>>153382319Watching his wife bake for Bullsmas.
Did Gym Shorts really have a melty over the Browns not hiring him as head coach?
I can't imagine vrabel even remotely trying to hype up or wanting to keep maye after that shit show
>>153382490Sounds like it. Crashout aside, I wouldn't blame him for leaving Cleveland after being looked over. His side of the ball has been keeping the team relevant, fuck you for not giving me the job.
>>153382508Cleveland needs to sell simple as
Anyone catch a respiratory sickness lately. I'm on it a few days now
>>153382399Drake Gayeiaonline
thoughts?
>>153382558lel
Vrabel is /weakmind/ which is funny considering that is all he brings, as he got outcoached hard AF. Good luck Pats! haha
>>153382551I got that type A flu that's been going around. I thought people were exaggerating about how bad the aches could get with it until I got it.
>>153382566Switch darnold with nix and maye with Purdy
>>153382592Maye should be replaced with someone on the row below, Purdy is fair and Darnold should stay.
I'm going to go watch the Olympics
Division winners since the 80s, the last time the browns won anything
>>153382566Why the fuck is Lameme so high up?
>>153382566Move Maye off the list and into the trash
>>153382616the media hypes lameme, this isn't new
>>153382614The Houston oilers have won a division more recently than the browns, and they stopped calling themselves that in 1997
At last... Macdonald's conceptual art is finished and, well it's a masterpiece.
>>153382566someone post the Allen fumble before halftime
>>153382583The Patriots defense played pretty well honestly.
>>153368980why in the fukken is Sam there...just cant let the Black win win...
I see a recent post that needs a blue sticker put over it
>>153382551nigga just get some sunlight when it’s uv index 3+
>>153382651I feel really bad for Charbs.
>>153382647Gonzalez did
>>153382656>mfw anons aren't standing up to jewish hate
>>153382635NO BEARS Helmet fuck this bullshit
>>153382566>>153382616Swap Caleb and Lamar.
>>153382635quite the gauntlet
>>153382671fuck this racist jewish fag...got that kid arrested for doing the same shit he does to everyone else
>>153382635I see 2 good teams there
>>153382683Qrd
>>153382566this is why I cant watch this show anymoar...its not a serious football show. clown acts one after the other.
>>153382673It would have been fun to bootyblast da burrs but the rammies are bigger villains.
>You guys wanna hear a joke? >The NFC South
>>153382695I think a kid tossed a roll of pennys in his vicinity and caught a bias crime upgrade. Still stupid.
>>153382700Must have been amazing to be in the stands as a bears fans to see that live
>>153382700nah MY Bears would use jojo magic and won by 7 points...fukken coach got piss on the brain for not taking the fukken points
>>1533821366 years ago this list woulda looked a lil different
>>153382708And then the wet fart of overtime int but who's counting?
stop falling for anti raider shield propaganda
>>153382136HOWEVER
>>153382742This post has been seethe checked by REAL us12's: o they mad at the hawks
>>153382742>>153382756blud is stuck in 2015
>like a dozen raider legends showed up for kubiaks introductory presser
Whenever my friends/family bring up the Epstein list, I steer the conversation back to the Super Bowl because it's funny watching them get pissed that nobody want to talk about child torture
>>153382742>>153382756it's when funny to me when a team is talked about casually at worst but their fanbase for is like WOW LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY HATE US THEY'RE SO SO MAD AT US THEY'RE ALL SEETHINGacross the internet (bar the NFCW because naturally the rivals wouldn't be happy) the general post about the Seahawks is along the lines of "I'm glad the Seahawks could give Darnold redemption"Seahawks fans for some reason instead are acting like they are getting vitiriol on par with the Pats or Chiefs winning
>>153382782>doing the predator classes job for them
>>153382779Name 3
>>153382789RybackThe ghost of Al DavisJackie Chan
>>153382789Charles Woodson Jim plunkett howie long
>>153382785/sp/ posted that webm for 12 years. you have called us trannies and shecocks for 13 years
>>153382797Literally who x3>>153382796Damn the raiders have some good legends
>>153382796-_-
Cooper Kupp is the first player in NFL history to be the Super Bowl single-game receiving yards leader for two different franchises.
Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold
>>15338280013 years on here should have been long enough for you to have noticed that every team has their own parody name and an embarrassing webm that gets postedMahomo's pick six is going to be posted here forever
>>153382841And how many wrs have played in a sb for more than one team?
>>15338285010
>>153382850good question
Drake "The Schedule" Maye
>>153382849ok you are right /sp/ has always loved and embraced the seahawks. this season will go down in /sp/ history as one of the GOATS
>>153382397dysgenic white, so american
>>153368980I saw that Ray Handley died. Won some championships as an assistantHis tenure coaching the Giants was not good though.
>>153382785>>153382800>>153382849It's half payback for the butler webm and 75% the ironic embrace of the mockery that followed. Basically /nfl/ owes me sex.
>Broncos killed the bills but bills also killed the Broncos so the Broncos let the gaytriots walk into the owl to get kwabbed
>>153382566>The princeNice. Replace Lawrence with Burrow though, until Burrow can prove he can stay healthy he shouldn't be that high.
>>153382841>>153382850>>153382860If 10 is the actual number that's really impressive, Coop is definitely getting into the HoF now.
Herbert should be higher
Does Aaron Glenn have a future with my Jetties?
who's ready for this next year?
gringos btfo
>>153382716Wasn't Caleb's fault
>>153382937this but ironically
>>153382937L O L
>>153382789Marcus AllenHowie LongJim PlunkettRich Gannon
jason myers finished the season with 206 total points surpassing ladainian tomlinsons 198 pts for the most points ever scored in a single season
Spiritually this owl was a bronco win
>>153382884same
>>153382980>>153382980
>>153382963based, taking the points wins championships
Fake "Fake Gaye" Gaye
>>153382900on the hotseat, yeah
>>153382963lt did that in the regular season only and in 16 games thoughbeit
>>153383055it was 17, he played 1 post season game
153368980
>>153382386https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1r1e2dh/micd_up_julian_love_knew_what_to_look_for_to_get/
