>Schedule:Tue 10 18:30 Men Single Skating - Short ProgramWed 11 19:30 Ice Dance - Free DanceFri 13 19:00 Men Single Skating - Free Skating
>>153374542That's a hag, this is the skater proper.
>>153374542Previous: >>153357985>>153357985
>>153374572just say she's out of your league
>>153374542/fs/ generals are forbidden, only event threads are allowed
>>153374678This is a thread specifically for the Men's Short Program
>>153374706Nope, you wrote>/fs/ - Figure Skating GeneralYou wanker made a forbidden general, to post underaged girls. If it's about the men than only post men
>>153374678Why?
>>153374776I hate turks so fucking much
>>153374542Start List for the Men's SP
Will Ilia choke?
>>153375242[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Total chink collapse just now
>>153374542>>153374608Lara!
Implying anyone can beat Malinan
>>153375354He's so dreamy
>>153375378he's so anime
I SAID HEY WHATS GOING ON
>>153375378Ljubka makes a salto+axel combo!that pidor is a joke !
>>153374926Then simply kys Hasan
will this run over the usa canada game?
Donovan bros where are you at?
https://olympicstreams.co/figure-skating-short-program-men-s-live-stream/1/
>>153376189grim
>he's really excited to be competing to the music he loves... music from minionskek
Skaters need to AI generating their music.
>>153376313someone did in the ice dance it sucked
how probable is it for the minion redditor to fall down and slice his own neck?
Let's take a look at the russian tranny that listens to Anal cunt. All of those faggots said how superior the russkies are. Now it's time to deliver
>>15337635487%
>>153376385hes never been out of russia except for a qualifier hes a nobody
I'm surprised they don't have a drone in there to harass the AI Nigga
Where can I watch the men's SP in the UK without being at the mercy of the BBC deciding to show it over captivating alternatives such as curling mixed doubles?
>>153374826Because women's figure skating turns every guy into an out of control horn dog.
>>153376446discoveryplus is £3 for full olympic coverage
DOGGED
>>153376462
>>153376465Wtf is this? AIslop?
Chopincels, our time is up
>Norwood, Massachusetts>not even close to baldingwhat gives?
>>153376532Norwood One, Massachusetts
>>153376398Yeah, he was shit, but all the faggots said he would dominate, the armenian midget will most likely be the same
Whoever is in charge of enticing washed up Russian champs to move to USA and train their children to skate for USA is a genius.
>On January 29, 2025, Naumov's parents, who were passengers onboard the American Eagle Flight 5342, were killed in the Potomac River mid-air collision. Three days prior to the crash, the couple expressed pride over their son's fourth-place finish at the 2025 U.S. Championships, which had recently taken place, via their joint Instagram account.[6] Naumov subsequently took control of the Skating Club of Boston's Youth Academy Program that his parents founded.damn
love slavic sluts like you wouldn't believe
how many of these dudes do you think Johnny Weir has sucked off in the Olympic Village?
>Did I mention my parents are dead? Here's a photoLaying it on a bit thick for the judges
>>153376575that was the crash caused by some foid pilot who wouldn't listen to the copilot because she didnt need no man telling her what to do
>>153376614>Look it up>That isn't what happened at allWhy are incels so dishonest
>>153376446VPN with a server in Canada. CBC now outsources their Olympics coverage to Gem, but I was able to sign up a Gem account using a temp email address with no phone verification, it's free.
>>153376631lollmao even
>>153376614The foid was in the heli who kept trying to avoid the wrong fucking plane
kek they broke in for guthrie coverage on the nbc channel
>>153376614>We're going to die>DON'T YELL AT ME
minion
>>153376679no, the plane was landing, the helicopter crashed into it not the other way around
Go from Gary Moore to this shit
kek this song
what the fuck is this music
is this for real? kek
Choke, you fucking minions zoomer manchild
Spain you got some explaining to do
Pedo vibes from this guy
spain has fallen
>>153376779someone search his name in the files
how old is this unc
>>153376575
>>153376791He was 12 when Epstein died
Just once I want Trump to say the nigger word before he dies
….. what the fuck
>>153376817Dude looked like he was fucking 30
>>153376836Nevermind hes 26
chinchin
I have the same last name as this guy. Cool.
>>153376817
I dont think this sport is for me guys. maybe ill watch the women later
Gold Medal in sucking cock this guy lmao
I'm thinking figure skators are the most sex- havers in olympics villiage
This guy was pure homosexuality, but he enjoyed every minute of it
>>153376903mostly men on men but yeah
>>153376903they dont supply prep
>>153376903Yes, the guys and gals get all the cocks
>>153376903The most dick-takers, that is
It is time to stop being homophobic in this thread.Imagine the struggle of this guys to not be gay when they are dressed like this all their lives.
>>153376908>>153376958Did you see his coaches?This dude was groomed to be here, in more ways than one
Halftime slags now
I would love to learn to skate, not at a competitive level but I'd love to be able to learn how to do a triple axel without breaking my legs because I didn't learn how to do it when I was 9
I want to marry Isabeau Levito but will never have a chance.
>>153377112I'm actually black, thanks for the whitepill
>>153377130Then go get her
The Russians are in a total meltdown:https://neochan.net/fs/res/707909.html
>>153377186Russians dont care about this sport
Annie May
One girl I fucked in Dubai last month.Post your slags
>>153377186they’re also crashing out under alysa liu’s tiktok comment section. kek
>>153376522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5aN-wZA-Bc
Bbc commentary having an argument because one of them in surprised the russian is getting loads of cheers and support
>>153377186Don't click on that virus link
>>153377186>https://neochan.net/fs/res/707909.htmlWhere did you even get this board lol.
>>153377186Alysa or Isabeau?
>Reads a book by a transphobic trump supporterIs Isabella a chud?
>>153377258It's a bit sad how so many people today are assblasted seeing athletes and audience alike having a sense of sportsmanship.
>>153377334Like most americans
Another Dubai whore, fucked her in September last year post your slags
>>153377225kek can you screenshot it for the non tiktok havers
>>153377334Source?
>>153377373>>153377210No one cares Adolf. Stay on topic
>>153377334Kill yourself faggot
>>153377210That's a man
>>153377270>>153377274https://2ch.su/sp/res/3280616.html
>AIN>TPEWhy are there so many fake countries in this
>>153377373why would you go to dubai to fuck whores, it's fully legal in your country
Who did it better, "totally not Russia" or "totally not Taiwan"?
Was Russia actually b& for doping or is it really just about the war?
>>153377559the latter
>>153377559everything anti russia is propaganda
>>153377515Because they're all ugly herePaid $300 for an hour with this cutie
>>153377559You can dope and launch wars as many as you like, just not during the Olympic Truce, otherwise you will be banned from the Olympic Games:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_Truce
these threads suck now. i used to open figure skating threads for fap material. i guess i have to turn to AI now
>>153377391They’re saying her gold isn’t deserved, ilia carried, Japan should’ve won, and they only won because russia is banned
>>153377594>noted violations are all russiannafo melty
>>153377627
>>153377581why are women whores?
Figure skating would be a good combat sport. Imagine two men skating around with guns trying to hit each other
>>153377674sovl
>>153377627send those ziggers to Donbabwe
>>153377673Because they like sex and even more money
>>153377671kek those likes they are mad
>>153377669I assume Israel gets a pass because jews + Palestine struck first?
>>153377689There's skate trekking. Could be cool and you could make a biathlon variant.
>>153377186explain plox
So we have dead parents, dead parents and now soon to be dead parents
kek our eurosport commentators talking about his house getting bombed by russians
The ukrainian in front of the so called "Unbeatable" russian. Will putina invade tonight :3
>from KhersonThat's Russia now why is he competing under the Ukraine flag
Why should I watch figure skating if its rigged for the KGB agent? You already he's gonna win, he could screw up but he gonna get meat ridden anyway
that was nice
>>153377954Maybe he was born there and evacuated west before it got liberated.
>peponiwut
>>153377669>The war goes on for four years is considered multiple violations What Jewish nonsense
So russia has to pray for the armenian midget now
Russia should make their own ISU with blackjack and hookers (U15)
>>153378017>"but ours doesn't count, goyim"
>>153378033She has two children with different men. What a cum slut
>>153377850The rules are strange, they didn't ban Russia because they invaded Ukraine but because of some other bullshit like violation the Olympic truce and their Olympic committee breaking other rules
>>153377980who tf are you talking about? Illia?
>>153377850Because they didn't start the war during the Olympic Truce, can't you read?You can do whatever you want outside the Olympic Truce, your athlete won't be banned.
>>153377669But Gaza war was not our doing, the fuck they are talking about.It is the juden.Ukraine "war" was also juden but it is less obvious.
>>153378033What the fuck is that cameraman doing, that angle is wayyy to low
>>153378102It is necessary for sporting reasons
>>153378075>>153378096I looked into it, it's because when they annexed Crimea, they claimed some olympic training centers that were claimed by the Ukrainian Olympic Committee. So it's because the territorial changes haven't been internationally recognized yet.
>>153377669>they forgot about the paralympics TWICEwhat's their fucking problem?
>>153378098You guys got punished for not conquering Ukraine, I'm not even sure you did to this day
>>153378102The footage is for epstein
>>153378102what do you know of kino, leaf?
>>153377954>That's Russia nowNo it's not, cope and seethe zigger
this might sound weird but i believe you can hate both Israel-America and Russia
when russia loses the illegal war every man in the world should be given a russian wife for reparations
This was shit, his first jump was completely off axis
I cant wait for my hebrew princess!
>>153378141It was never about conquering anything.It is about getting regions that democratically chose to leave Ukraine free from oppression.
>>153378177>they all have hiv from krokodil abusedon't take the bait fellow incels
>>153378153that's right. it's actually rightful soviet clay
>Huengr the fat pedo appeared
Hey how come i've never seen a bald figure skater?? This is discrimination!!
>come in>off topicHow fitting, faggot talk for a faggot "sport"
literally most russian name I ever heard
>>153378141The Jews didn’t conquer Gaza and they suffered no consequences.
>>153378254You didn't watch the team event?
WAKAMATAFOHHH
Based.
>>153378265He's a russian immigrant.
>>153378268But they did bomb many children, that gives extra points
>>153377559Pretty much every country is guilty of doping. Its because Russia is an enemy of the west while Israel is an "ally".
>>153378292>>153378276Why is it so kino?
I’m worried about Petrosian, she is not signed up for all these. lil cutie needs to defect asap.
Turenko became Polish now?
Yeahhhhhh straight from the top of my dome as I rock, rock, rock the, rock the, rock the microphone
>>153378254most dont qualify due to anti-bald discrimination
>>153378276
All the top talent is Russian yes even the Ukrainians
>Italian commentators said that she liked this "very modern music"wakamicrophone is like 30 years old
>>153378290only sick russian fucks dope 13 years old girl
>>153378195I support you guys, would fuck all your sexy skater girls
>34 year old bald dude>Gets paired with a 18 year old asian girlThis dude discovered the loop hole
>>153378301she is a CHURKA !!!
>>153378254We have one in one of our pairs.
wait who's that qt coach
Our commentator seething about this russian guy from poland. The female commentator completely ignored his rant and stayed on point.
>>153378313Asians also do ok
Inventor of figure skating
>>153378276>>153378292>>153378312Good shit
>>153378366kek>>153378330I think I heard it in figure skating like 10 times before
>VladimirHow many damn ruskies are in this shit?
>>153378373Russians are honorary Asians
>>153378265Coming to do the job you wifebeaters refuse to do
>>153378376Apparently you were originally supposed to do pretty figures on the ice with your skating. Hence the name.
>>153378408Most of them
>>153378254their heads get too cold
>>153378408all of them >>153378313
Is he the world's straightest figure skater?
>>153378408ignore the flags. Its russians vs. some asiens
>>153378421back then this was the most impresive move
>>153378254>American skater from Norwood, MA>is literally Norwood Stage -1it's insane>>153378408Even a bunch of the Americans competing today are Russian-American
>>153378421yeah, figure eights are still one of the first things you learn
>>153378290>Israel is an "ally".Please do not confuse the relationship between the god chosen and the goyim.
They're literally all asian or russian
>>153378519Go post your /pol/ jargon elsewhere
>>153378530Adam Hagara is the odd one.But maybe Hagara is Asian.
>illegal stream crashed>have to watch on n*cit sucks
>>153378530Denis is openly gay kek
>>153378566>Hagarahe looks hapa
>>153378579never would've guessed.
>>153378605VVould you FUCK him?Yeah, you would FUCK him!
>>153378579that's probably less dishonorable than the rest of them pretending not to be
wow judges fuck China?
>>153378645THAT DUDE DESERVED THIRD PLACE I CALL BULLSHIT
>game of thrones
>>153378290saaar
>>153378670Maybe this'll help him calm down
>>153378605Looks like your standard garden variety slav to me
not too bad but I would've skated to this kino from Dunk and Egghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWqYs2E-fW8
>>153378682>Thinks of Indians out of nowhereObsession, for men
>>153378670He looks like the Stark daughter so it works I guess
>>153378333>736.webmThere must be another 735 webm clips like this one.
>Look up basically anyone with a Russian name>Parents are both figure skatersIs this the most nepo baby sport in the olympics other than the horse stuff
If you were at the Olympics, what would you skate to?What would you dress up as?
>>153378333when is this child taking the ice?
>>153378762https://youtu.be/UWV7SXlYXTE
That Scorpions song kind of sounded like Sonata Arctica
>>153378762yesterday i would have ATEfull meme send https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3H1-tKzmM
>>153378707you will never get a russian gf lil bro
Why aren't they doing backflips now that its allowed? Also where is that blonde American (Russian) Ilya or something
>>153378832He starts later
>>153378832Too risky to fuck up maybe, you either nail it like Ilia did or you bust your ass and completely ruin your score
>>153378832>no backflipsThey are weak.>where iliaStudying the blade until later.
USAUSAUSAUSA
>>153378832The good skaters are later
>>153378857I read something that they are worth literally 0 points. He just does it to impress Isabeau.
>>153378832Failing backflip on ice is permanent damage to the brain, far scarier than just spinning sideways.
>>153378889You have a girl that spams backflips, Huengr chilled her
>>153378832>land itno points added>botch itparalympics for youit's just not worth it
torgashevsters...
not enough racoon posting
>>153378889But imagine all the followers gained on instagram
>>153378762Zelos Wilderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAh8rv-3TLQ
>>153378935She doesn't even compete until the olympics are almost over
>>153378961damn, you must be a genius
>>153378274>>153378276>>153378292Based song. I loved it so fucking much as a kid.Too bad ruskie faggot wasn't able to "freestyla waka maka" and instead moved like a log of wood.
>>153378889Just wear a helmet then. These dudes are pussy
why they hate asians?
>short programis there a long program?
>>153379021yes
>>153379009
>>153379021It's called free skate and yes
>>153378999helmets don't protect you from concussions that's why all the handegg niggas go crazy with CTE
ALL MY TEARSBEEN USED UP
where you guys watching?
>>153379068https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zO9wPX8ytv0
>>153379068same chair i watched torino 2006 in
>>153379068cazé tv has it bro
>>153379068try this https://olympicstreams.co/
Do you have to look good for this sport? Does it you more points?
>>153379086>>153379090them niggas dont shut the fuck up though
>>153379087>imagine the smell
>>153378888Gay but nice aryan quads
>>153379100it's either that or sportv, which suffers from the same problemyou might want to look for an international stream in that case
>>153379099Maybe
So did that Melanin already compete? I just opened stream
My fucking stream keeps crashing FUCK NBC
hes so dreamyi cried to this song back when ghost came out. I wasn't at the movie but had just started peaking on acid during my first time tripping #team_vasiljevs
>>153378579>openly gayis figure skating not a sport where that's okay?
>>153379135Not yet
>>153379114>he doesn't season his chair
>>153379136How cant american tv distributors figure out streaming? All the tech was invented somewhere over there
>>153379035>Wops looking down on everybody a little less white than they areKinda based
Roy tha GOAT
>hell yeahsorry ruskies you aren't getting this one back either
>>153379128>>153378333Keep going
the faces they make during a spin are the funniest shit
>>153379099You have to be well groomed yeah. Looking elegant is what its all about
I miss Pat
This skater is turbo gay and showed up with his boyfriend
>>153378292how can he recover from this?
Coming up soon to clean out the competition and take another gold
Never do closeups of the male skaters faces again
>>153379244/ourguy/
>>153379221The time rewinds and everything back to normal like it never happened.
>figure skating or women's hockey only thing still livetwinks on ice it is for me, then
>>153379181based roy appreciator
>>153379172Nah I’m sailing but I blame NBC anyway
koreans got women by pussy so bad menfeminie features and nice hair is king
who do i complain to about the corean being underscored
Any links to streams for figure skating? The Canadian one shat the bed an hour ago and nothing's taken its place even though there are 2 groups left
>>153379244for anime
>>153379299You having a stroke mate?
>>153379263Can I kiss you?
>>153379343pls no bully us esl's
>>153379299Are you Indian?
IF IT HADNT BEEN FER COTTON EYED JOOOOE
>>153379325freestreams?
So we all agree that all the male figure skaters are gay right?
Ilia is a gigachad
>>153379436A lot of them are married to women
>>153379505So was Rock Hudson.
>>153379505Beards to throw people off
>>153379421oh shit you are a hero
>>153379505nice cover
>russian>from vienna>team usawe can't keep getting away with it!
>"Quad God" on the tank top
>>153379646>chud god
>>153379609this entire "sport" is like this.you just change countries depending on the pay and partnersit's almost as gay as club football
Holy shit imagine the sex those twinks are having
>>153379646more like twink god
RIzzo is so handsome >>153379646He's kinda giving me the ick
>quadwhy don't they just keep spinning? why stop at 4? i could do like 5 or 6.
>>153378337Was about to say of course his partner is Asian lol
>>153379646This is the type of guy who could walk into a room, talk about literally nothing and women would drop their panties
>>153379695Would have been funnier with digits
>>153378337>my figure skating partner hasn't been born yet
>>153379703women AND men would drop their panties
who's really is the straightest man in the lineup?
Does he have a girlfriend?
>>153378195>now russia cares about democracythat's funny
>>153379703isabros...>>153379746it's him>>153379760inevitable
>>153379770Shes a chud, he can do better
I love how cunty the Canadian announcers are for figure skating. Giving very backhanded "old queen" vibes.
>>153379775their son will spam quint axels in Salt Lake City at age 12
>>153379777They really love saying "a chink in their armor". It was kinda odd when they said it when an asian was up
>Eesti
>>153379728Women wear panties?
Cute twink with a cool performance.
Hang on every single competitor is either Russian or East Asian
Some of y'all have never fucked the arrogante out of a prime twinks face and it really shows.
>>153379770I sense an UNGA-BUNGA-PARTY, blyads!
What happened to Nathan Chen? Injured?
>>153379831excuse me, the correct term is "neutral athlete international"
>>153379831The good ones are, yes
>>153379856med school, stupid asian parents
>>153379827But he fell
>>153379808>Based song choice>Based artistryWtf I love Estonia now.
I dont wanna see fags dancingI wanna see qtie girls
>>153379872Makes sense. I remember he spammed some move last time and won
>>153379895they're getting the guys out of the way first so we don't all tune out
>>153379839How was it for you?
>Grassl, eh? Ti faccio il culo cosi
>>153379895Sex tier list:>big tiddy MILFs>twinks>small tiddy MILFs>qt women with big tiddy>DILFs
>Normies invading my niche sport due to a waifuismEverytiem
>>153379831They have family dynasties based around figure skating that train from a young age
>>153379956>implying>>153374678
>>153379946>DILFs
>>153379886yeah i thought the fall was gonna eliminate him but he was good enough anyway to make it :)
>>153379895they are in a different channel, makako!
>>153379956There is only two women we actually talk about. If anything we simp over Ilia more
Where are all the backflips and frontflips with 360° rotation and cartwheels ending on top of the board in front of the judges?
>>153379985Kys huengr
>>153379770uh oh
when is /ourgirl/ up for individuals?
>kaleo kino
based devil music performer
>>153379985Why is always a German flag
>>153380022in 2 days
>>153380016she dogwalked us right into a buzzsawthat damn smile...
banning figure skating generals is even worse moderation than reddit like who tf decided that? actual clowns
>>153380052>flees to israel but unironicallykek based
>>153380078The Romanian is back, still an Anna fan?
>lady gaga
>Gets preggers and takes a break during the darkest period in Russian skating history>Makes return when it looks like they might be back for the next Olympics4d Chess
>>153380115are sexhavers allowed in this sport?
>>153379770>>153380063hot
Fags anthem
I think he might be gay
>>153380134I will hold your hands when i say this...
>>153380115She was pumped and dumped by konchu
>>153380172i meant straight ones
>>153380115Is she actually making a comeback?
love the Karin sweep
>>153380150She looks like she took puberty blockers
>>153380205She's back with Eteri i kid you not. She can do quads still.
didn't expect him to get 3rd
>>153380134The gay sex is mandatory
Letsgo my zesty compratriot
>>153380214on the other hand she looks like the mother of my children
>>153380240The coaches fuck every pupil, boys, girls and their pets
This is a MEN's competition, so they should be deducting points for dudes who are way too zesty and who do dances meant for girls. This guy had to contain himself when he almost burst out twerking when he smashed his fist down on the ice.
>>153380089>flees to israelshe living in Moscow
Sasukebros…
>>153380266right now she's living in team israel house instead of going to AIN like the rest of them
>>153380266kys Huengr, Jewish Schwanzlutscher
shamefur
Nips in suicide watch
he has so much more hair than i do, it's over for me
PARTY GUY!
>>153380263team doctors also perform "necessary medical procedures" with their fingers
>>153380300as always
>>153380283shitload of skaters are in different teams than Russia. Gubanova, Kurakova, Georgians, etc.so leave my hebrew princess alone!
Thoughts about Miura?
>>153380316Why do only Summer Olympics doctors go to prison for this?
Kevin Gaymoz
>>153380345I thought Japan might have found a new twink wonder until he kwabed it
>>153380226What??? Aren't quads supposed to be supersecret pre-puberty tech?
>>153380345hack died before finishing his shit
Ilia is going to drain his balls in front of everyone, and you all will love it.
>>153380345empty
>>153380402God that's hot
I have finally realized who Ilia looks like.
>Alysa doesn't skate for another weekWhat does she even do to pass the time on her off days
>>153380441she probably has village sex every night
>>153380462How the fuck has there never been a leaked Olympic sex tape?
>>153380441She visits the Jamaican bobsled teams house…
Watching these gigachads skate is pure suicide fuel for 30yo incel, I'd call it a form of self harm
>>153380441is she posing with a fruit rollup? holy gigazoomer>>153380495they're too busy leaking everything else
Love how they call him Quad God like its his first name
>>153380441UNGA-BUNGA-PARTY
>>153380518It's not?
>>153380462It’s called strength exercise, composed of multiple positions, and a thorough stretching afterwards before going onto ice for program run through. It’s essential for them to stay in shape.When was the last time you did such exercises?
Imagine yuzuru hanyu vs malinin
>>153380515>Fruit roll-up Sour strips or whatever they're called
>>153380529>>153380529>Imagine yuzuru hanyu vs malininwould be an epic porn
Nathan chen would beat sato
>>153380528>spamming isabeau simpery nonstop for 5 daysI think we both know the answer to that.
>>153380510tsmt, I wish I could skate
>Figure skating still going this late.Don't these guys got jobs to go to?
>>153380529Quad God would win. Yuzuru is lucky they’re not the same gen
>>153380559I remember he got some absurd score like 310 last time. Why are these numbers so low?
The wads are struggling today
>>153379856he retired to protect his legacy(he didn't want to lose to the next big thing like yuzu)j/k
I don't see a lot of kissin' going on in the kiss & cry booth
>sprayed on muscle shirtCringe
>>153380528I'm sure she gets put into multiple positions and does plenty of stretching every night in the village.
>>153380578the figure skating late streams are for the housewives to look at while lying in bed at night
HIM
Why not just go shirtless at that point
Guy decided to go for the Giant Gonzalez aesthetic
>>153380582I dont know I guess they add them after each run
>everyone doing quadswhy is ilia the quad god?
>>153380622that would be gay
>>153380625I remember going into school the day after the royal rumble and its all any of us talked aboutyeah i know
>>153380637cuz he can do a lot of them
Based Vietnamese
>>153380637Quad God means 4A, not other Quads.
Malinin played in a weak era
>>153380637
>>153380637kwab god
>>153380652based
Why is Johnny Sins coaching every second dancer?
>a vietnamer is the sexer of Kimmy Repondwhat the FUCK does she see in him?
>>153380637They've been secretly holding back on iIia to humble him on the grand stage.
>>153380672>cybersquatted the name>still had to use a 0kwab god confirmed
>>153380616I’m a bit confused, maybe we are talking about different things. This is a thorough stretching out I’m talking about.
>>153380660I couldn't explain the difference between any of these jumps to save my life. I have only recently learned it's not spelled "sow cow".
siao him /fa/
I kneel
it's Him!
>>153380697its 1337 speak, you wouldnt get it
ITALIAN BROS OUR RESPONSE?
>>153380676not all of them are gay so they need a straight man to fuck them
waltz by what now
>>153380734he's a zoomer that's before his timei unironically got a 100 year ban from the xbox.com forums for spamming 13375p34k
>>153380742Makes sense
>>153380744They have names like that outside of Atlanta
Quaddogoddo
>>1533807224A is different from all other Quads, it jumps forward with 4.5 revolutions in the air; other quads are jumping from backwards with 4 revolutions in the air.Ilia is the only one landed 4A in official competitions.
>>153380804>i skate for JAPANwhy would he do this to us???
>>153379770weird, don't remember this
Is artistry/polish sometning that can be learned or are you just fucked if you're sloppy?
they havent handed him the gold medal yet? zzzz we all know hes gonna get it
>>153380818Thats literally her dad dude
>>153380818>ilia not pulling out a gun and blowing his head offthis is clearly AI
>>153380818@Grok is this real
>>153380818Cuckgod
Bald guy keeps changing outfits LMAOWho is he?
DUNC
>>153380744They both have Georgian-sounding names.
Ilia Quint jump when
Isnt that the evil super strict Russian coach lady
>>153380818This literally happened.
MY ARRAKISMY DUNC
The fuck is Maud'Dib doing on ice?
Eteri mommy is disappointed
>>153380815inb4 foreshadowing but does the extra half spin fuck them up on the landing? why not just do 4? it's not quad and a half god.
why is the same bald guy sitting with french and georgian teams?
Let's go Otabek
>>153380818I knew sooner or later some pervert is going to do something like this.Anya is a notorious victim of this disgusting behaviour, now it’s Levito.
>>153380889A lot of them are coached by the same people
>Moris Kviteslashvilaivilalslsilalsihihavinow THAT was a Georgian skater
>the minion didn't qualify
MUAD DIB
>>153380867what if he accidentally landed 5 instead of 4.5 would they just give him the gold today?
>>153380870yep
That guys hair looked funny when he spinned
LISAN AL'GAIB
Lisan al Gaib!
>>153380841well I didnt know thathe probably should've though
>>153380916Sad
Clean performance
Are all Kazakhstan men like this?
>>153380882That's a tranny
>>153380916Minion bros…
>>153380841a girl's first love is always her daddy
That "Kazakh" really put on a show
>That wasn't music that was noiseDamn, Canadian presenter shitting on Hans Zimmer
>he just wanted to play video games
>>153380921Automatic gold
the plandemic ruined everything
Q U A D G O D
>>153380947what did you think love from kazakhstan meant?
ITS TIMEE FOR OUR GUYQUAAAAD GOODDDDDD
Let's gooo
Here comes the Harkkonen chad
>>153380967Kill yourself gypsy
>homophobic>always wears this faggy glithery outfit
>>153380967they're of age, right? I downloaded this by accident and I'm afraid of the CIA knocking on my door
i haven't heard girls scream like this since elvis wtf is happening
Cmon, do a backflip
He has such a muscular ass
TRICKED THE CAMERA
HE DID ITFOR ANIME
Bros... I think he's already washed...
YEAH BOYYYY
this guy never does the "planned elements" they have listed on the site
>rap music
those backflips are just not aesthetical at all
quadgod
>>153380963johnny weir did too on nbc
all the women in the arena are wet now
Didn’t even need to bust out the 4A to dab on everyone
Holy slay
>3Atoo safe
>>153381034He's saving energy for the free skate
C'est fini
hate this game of thrones looking meme artist
God that backflip looks clumsy and ugly.
More skillful? Maybe. But it's not art. There's no beauty to this, it's too negro-coded. Does not deserve first at all when France's performance was much more emotionally moving.
>>153381009anon they're fully clothed...
>no attempt at the quad axelwhy? this is the olympics, what's the point in holding back?
HOLY BULGEBVLGEBVLGE
>No points for flips>Does it anywayChad
>>153381047Most jumps land on an angle but a backflip by it's nature is almost impossible to do with an angle. It looks awkward as fuck.
Never thought I would be watching this as a straight dude but its actually kind of fun. Might have a cheeky wank to Ilia as well just to see what its like
somehow he's one of the least gay looking guys here imohe just looks very autistic
>>153381041
I'm going to go back to my public rink and learn how to hockey stop because of that, 25 years later.
Did the BBC skip Kevin Aymoz? Did these dumb fucking niggers skip Kevin? GIVE ME KEVIN
>>153381091Russian anything tips off any government's radar.
Ilia is too cocky. It gives me the ick
>>153381087This, he's like a machine. He got groomed into this by his parents he doesnt love the game, he loves the praise he gets from it.
how that blud wonned he had nice spins but he was stiff in the dance
>>153381125If you're the best you can be cocky.
>>153381086Yeah but its scored on difficulty and he gets good points just because the others don't even attempt it
>>153381103same brother same
>>153381039planned vs actualhe's done this every time, and I think he's the only guy who does that I've noticed. some people fail to execute their plan of course but not just change it up like Malinin has
>ONE GABILLION POINTS!
>>153381120why would you want to watch that whiny little poof?
Yuma can beat this short score, but he's still screwed in the free
USA BABY
How can anyone stop this man?
>Jap guy has to follow up Ilia againGrim
>>153381138it's called we do a little trolling
Stevie Wonder?
>>153381134And I hope they never will. Disgusting garbage.>>153381096They do for the first time this season.
>>153381153Yuma can stop him. BANZAI
>>153381155He is one of the favourites
>>153381138I guess it's what happens when you can literally jump anything almost on will
KAGIYAMAAAAA
its over...
He choked
IT'S SO OVER
>>153381138Can't give the opps your full gameplan
>Now you must acquire a taste for>Free form Jazz
This has to be the zestiest sport in either olympics
>>153381169…
IT'S OVER
owari da
CHOKED
OWARI DA
>>153381143Because he's BEAUTIFUL
>>153381169kwab
Owari da.
>>153381168Based
Did someone ever lost his fingers falling in this sport?
>>153381202he gave another sexual glance just before his last move and this one
108.16If he could simple be there on the ice on the day of the free skate, then the Gold Medal can be given to him directly. His performance will be optional.
They should detract points for backflips because it's aesthetically unappealing.Leave it to americans to turn a sport that's supposed to be elegant into a stats game.
it'su overu....
He's still gonna get more pussy than you all
>>153381235I would probably slice my fingers off on the opening pose where they all hold their skates.
>>153381204Its literally just men dancing by themselves or with a female partner. Meanwhile wrestling is just men touching each other
>>153381134>>153381168>its scored on difficulty and he gets good points just because the others don't even attempt itNot true. Backflips aren't a scored element where difficulty is relevant. You don't get any points for doing them.
>>153381242Salt
>>153381242seethe kek its fucking sick
>>153381202>Leave Israel to me
HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI AMERIKA GIB POINTS FOR DEAD CHILDREN
>>153381256Isababe will definitely have sex with him tonight.
Siao Him Fa robbed
If the nip landed that jump he'd win the short program and we could at least pretend for a bit that Ilia wasn't going to come back in the free.>juries still keep the scores close for dram
>fellgood on the lad for fighting through it but how was the score even in question if ilia didn't fall?
>>153381235Skates have flat bottoms, they aren't like knifes.
>5 point diffhontou ni owari da...
wtf carolina kostner
>>153381242>They should detract points for backflipsThey unironically used to until like 3 years ago. Backflips were a banned maneuver and if you even attempted one you'd receive a mandatory deduction.
>>153381259Wrestling is gay as hell but these cunts are dressed as fairies
>everyone qualifieswhat was the point?
wait this isn't a medal event? lame
>>153381286Cope faggot you have your own board
>>153381242Backflips are cool. Seethe.
I feel a generational choke coming
>>153381242They used to. But it's been 100% yankee cocksucking in this sport ever since they dropped Russia.>>153381260>The backflip is not assigned a points value and is not a required element but can be included as part of the choreographic sequence during the free skating program.
>falls>still secondhow, it's not like he had a more difficult routine than the french guy. they did the exact same jumps
ilia sounds like THAT?!i bullied kids like this on xbox live to suicideaura draining in real time
>>153381314Swag points
>>153381314Only the top 24 (of 29) qualify
>>153381288Both will get fucked by the Jamaicans
>our tv immediately started interviewing ilia malinin
>>153381242holy faggot
What is this ratta-ta-trap-rap
>>153381314these points sum with the free skate (no i have no idea what the difference is) to award the medals
>>153381296Ilia is 11/10 in jumping ability, but he's behind in everything else. Now, jumping is the most important part, but there's still some margin for others to fight for. And the nip is like a 10/10 at everything else.
>>1533810092/3 of them are married and have kids now
Even with the stumble he mogged everyone except ilya damn
>>153381307But if you're Ilia you'll get bitchesIf you're the wrestling champ you might get a bitch who's built like a farmer
>>153381314Medals are based on both skates, short program score plus long program score
もうおわりだ
>>153381354As it should!
>semen slurpring sport for fags gives the expected result everyone knew was going to happen
Yeah, figure skating without Hanyu is just grim. Will be rooting for Yuma anyway.
>>153381330French dude was robbed looking back
>>153381354Of course, who else are they going to interview.
>>153381368In my country the TV said he hasn't lost in years. Is the jap kid a brand new lab release or something?
>>153381314Skaters develop two routines and the presumption is that they'll get to deliver both of them. The free skate is a bit longer, so for time purposes it makes sense to shave off the weakest few from the short program, but it's still not really meant to be a knockout-type thing, everyone who's not a complete literal who rounding out the bottom should be performing both their routines.
>>153381370And your former love Anna gets fucked by fat cocks, meanwhile you always thought she's "pure", stupid shitskin
>>153381373How. How does prancing around like a faggot get you bitches? Genuine question.
>>153381393one of our skaters first maybe
>>153381009The CIA doesn't knock, your house just blows up from the inside somehow.
>>153381394He was at last Olympics, I remember him
>>153381330Judges are biased they overscore the favorites
>>153381330>>153381386I was thinking the same, I wasn't as impressed by the Japanese guys routine as the French guys. The Japanese guy also picked shitty music though
>>153381380The whole appeal is watching whether or not skater falls after spin and then enduring the cringe of pointless dances.
>No men's skating till FridaySad. Time to rewatch Yuri on Ice again.
>>153381394No, in fact he's been competitively active longer than Ilia. Ilia just hasn't dropped the ball enough for anyone to snatch a win in two and a half years.>>153381410It gets you the same sort of bitches who like kpop boys - there's a segment who like their men that way.
>>153381410We're sitting here asking questions while Ilia is mating with Isabeau. We aren't even in the game.
>>153381436Oh shit, now you're going to make me rewatch it too
>>153381330There are different levels of falling as well, a little stumble isn't as dramatic as falling on your ass
>>153381047I agree. They always look tryhard. It's the backflip paradox.And then I learned about the "Mormon backflip..."
>>153381410>Women like fashion>Women like skinny feminine guysOur male brain doesn't comprehend it but it's the way it is, the roided up gymbro isn't getting the same attention Ilia is
>>153381242Agreed it’s going to turn figure skating into modern niggerfied gymnastics
>>153381458>"Mormon backflip..."how many points is soaking on ice worth?
>>153381330They gave him 6.4 for his triple axel compared to 10.06 for the frenchie. Jap was just much cleaner in the other skills + did a harder step sequence.
>>153381380I tuned into women's hockey by the 3rd skater went in. Watching Canada get fucking SHUT OUT was kino
Why are they all so young when it's not a contact sport?
Is /ourguy/ skating in any more events?
>Dozen different medals for different speedskating distances>No separate medal for short and Free programs How?
Ice Dance Free Dance in less than 24 hours!Aussie Dance Pairs are attempting to medal!
>>153381494oh no here they come...
>last person Ilia followed was some bogged asian onlyfans egirl's backup accountDisappointed he has bad tastehttps://www.instagram.com/atlaseuu/https://www.instagram.com/atlaseuuu/
>>153381468So you're saying I need to go stick mode and wear glittery crop tops and make dramatic gestures to bed a 10? I don't buy it
>>153381380but enougb about american "football"
>>153381494Injury prone sport.
>>153381394Nah, he's been around for a while. Used to be the 2nd/3rd best nip before the other older nips retired. He can be competitive against Ilia in the short program, but usually chokes hard in the free and Ilia also never drops the ball enough to give him a chance.King of the silvers.
quadgod making foreigners seethe like madbased
ZESTYESTY
>>153381436>Yuri on IceYuri means lesbian, so a cunny anime
>>153381494after 25 you've probably sprained your ankle so much you can't jump anymore
Ilia would be wise to blow his load tonight. Three days is plenty to recover enough VRIL for the free skate
>>153381536He sucked ovechkin's dick
>>153381541>He doesn’t know
>>153381541Yuri as Gagarin in that case.
>>153381494Try jumping, rotating four times, and landing safely on ice skates, and think about how many times a figure skater is going to fall hard on the ice over the course of just a few years
>>153381522Yes but you also need to look like this>>153381536
>>153381496In 3 days for men’s free skate, it will be ultra gay.
>>153381536zelenksy's agents got to him...
>>153381601like a total freak?
>>153381514>>153381525>>153381549But they only skate, we see hockey players in their 40s>>153381579Well if they're skating in the olympics I'd say they never fall down because they're so damn good.
>>153381497The short program and free program aren't as different like track's 200m and 800m
>>153381604Nice
>>153381521isabros we are so BACK
>>153381536This cannot be real, are the sissification humiliation rituals mandatory in the US?How did he even agree to do something as clownish as this? It's some dragqueen tier shit.
>>153381521>have an area of foidscscream for you>still a goonergeg
>>153381627FUCK YOU
>>153381627If hockey players are playing in the Olympics I obviously have to assume that they never miss their shots because they're just that good.
>>1533816831000% confirmed for /ourguy/ he is the CEO of /ourguy/
>>153381394>In my country the TV said he hasn't lost in years.That's true.Ilia won gold at literally every event he competed in since December 2023.
>>153381690That's why you got the goalie
>>153381683There was a new research recently that masturbating before workout improves performance.Maybe he just follows the science.
Ilia is definitely autistic right?
>>153381736So why are >wenervous? Was the Yuma guy studying the blade for 2 years while Ilia quad merchanted in a league of his own?
>>153381485Illegal since to truly pull it off you need an impartial third party to "earth quake" the ice.
>>153381738>an unstoppable puck vs. an immovable goaliewhy don't hockey teams just find some snorlax tier guy to clog up the net?
>>153381785problem solved>>153380676
>>153381738A goalier often doesn't do much to shots that completely miss the goal he's guarding.
>>153381615Unironically the three short stacks are MATINGPRESSABLE and BREEDABLE
>>153381494They're basically all amateurs in such contests. They turn professional after a time, that's where the money is.
>>153382318nonsense, they go "professional" to cash out and make a living in ice shows, but they do that when they're no longer competitive
>>153382359how much money do they make doing shows? more than coaching?
Yuma and Kaori are such fantastic performers, their transitions are so fluid and they look effortless out there while expressing so much joy and passion.
>>153379831Whenever there's a good black figure skater they drive them out with shitty judging and general bigotry. Surya Bonaly said, "Fuck all this," Starr Andrews is WE ICE DANCE NOW, and Debi Thomas went crazy.(For the record, WE ICE DANCE NOW is not a racist meme but a reference to an ancient /sp/ post that you're probably too young to remember.)
>>153382400All of them can skate, not all of them can coach (or want to, for that matter)
>tfw Isabeau isn't dating Ilia because he gives her the ick since he plays vidya
Tfw Isabaeua suddenly pretends she's a gamer girl now
>>153382733he is blonde and beautiful, he will have no problems, video games give the ick because most videogame players are ugly and sad
>>153382733gamers CONTINUE to be the most persecuted demographic>>153382828She's going to start posting about Stardew Valley and there's nothing we can do to stop it. It was all a fever dream.
The canadian was wearing his lucky tie
That american guy is in another league.How come no one else ever does backflip?
>>153384001Because it's worth nothing and they weren't allowed until a couple years ago.
>>153382733>>153382828>>153383487>>153383964notice how isabeau isn't there?it's because she's too good for this nerd shit
>>153380818I like how hard Ilia is taking it, heh.
>>153384100I hope she was in the other room posting racism online
>>153384151based
>>153384100i knew amber played magic but i didn't know alysa did too wtf
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