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dodgers

doyers

>baseball already about to start
>the stove was cold all offseason
how did any of us survive?

>>153382532
This one was mine and ya know it...

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doyers, doyers, doyers

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>Padres sign Daichi Moriki to minor league deal after being released by Hanshin Tigers
And people thought we couldn't get Japanese players!

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So it begins
>Bieber arm fatigue
>Santander labrum surgery, out 5-6 months
>Francis UCL surgery, out for the season

>>153382578
Mets too need to borrow that gun

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Recker

santander is OFFICIALLY BOTY (bum of the year)

>>153382550
it was relatively warm throughout actually. next winter we will get nothing because of the lockout

>>153382602
He makes a lot of people seethe

>>153382666
just like my blue jays

>>153382604
B-but HE WOULD'VE WON THE WORLD SERIES blow gays kek

He'll be back just in time for WS MVP votes

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>>153382578
Hand over the pennant.

>>153382650
the stove is only hot when my team is the one cooking

Pete Alonso is going to hit a lot of dingers this season.

Cubbies :)

>Breaking: #Braves are suspending Ronald Acuña Jr. for the first game of spring training after he appeared in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show without insurance, per team sources.
>Player insurance has become a big issue, due to WBC injury coverage.
>Acuña plans to appeal.
imagine getting suspended because you wanted to grind on some fat latinas on live television

Gallen gonna sign with the Braves on of the account of an injury

le sigh…

>>153382769
i8theb8 :(

>>153382650
There's not going to be a lockout
>Dodgers purposely don't make playoffs
>salary cap gets memoryholed
>players and owners agree to new CBA without a salary cap
>Dodgers go on to threepeat

Foolish Bailey spent all day getting scum fucked. Serves him right the pencil neck

Total Jays implosion. Got to watch these faggots lose game 7 in person, then get to see their off-season go to shit? Wow. God truly wants me to be happy.

>>153382824
Were you the leaf that celebrated the Dodgers winning the World Series by posting your favorite JAV actresses

Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):

>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs
>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs
>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs
>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs
>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs
>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs
>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs
>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs
>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs
>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs
>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs
>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs
>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs
>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs
15. Zac Gallen
>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs
>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr
>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr
>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs
>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr
>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs
>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr
>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs
24. Chris Bassitt
>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs
>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs
27. Lucas Giolito
>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr
>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs
>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs
>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs
>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr
>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr
>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr
35. Zack Littell
>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs
>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr
>38. Justin Verlander - DET $13M / 1yr
>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs
>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs
>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs
>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs
>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs
>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr
>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr
>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs
>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr
48. Max Scherzer
>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs
>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs

>>153382842
Honorable Mentions:

>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr
>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr
>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yr
Walker Buehler
Griffin Canning
Patrick Corbin
Nestor Cortes
>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr
>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr
>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr
>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr
>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yr
Rhys Hoskins
>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs
>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs
>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr
>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr
>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs
>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games
>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yr
Michael Kopech
Starling Marte
>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs
>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs
>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr
>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr
>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yr
Jordan Montgomery
>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr
>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr
>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr
>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yr
Jose Quintana
>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr
>David Robertson - Retired
>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yr
Dominic Smith
>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr
>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrs
>Tomoyuki Sugano - COL $5.1M / 1yr
>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yr
Justin Wilson
>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs
>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr

Talks are heating up for starter Zac Gallen, the best remaining free agent on the market.
Teams showing the most interest: San Diego Padres, Baltimore Orioles, Chicago Cubs, Arizona Diamondbacks.

>>153382848
bob you have a real job, what are you doing here

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>>153382830
No but that's extremely based. I don't even like porn or asian women but extremely based. team japan slapping up the Toronto Fag Jays.

>>153382898
>I don't even like porn or asian women
sure you don't bud

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>>153382898
sounds like you're the fag

>>153382911
Naw, really. Not a fan. Jacking it is fine. Just don't really like all the cocks and seeking out lesbian porn is a lot of work. I can just jack it to random women I know. Also not into Asians, I'm Canadian. I've been brainwashed to fuck Brown or Black women if not white. The Asians are a new phenomenon and they don't intermingle like the browns do who use whites as a status symbol.

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>>153382898

all the Olympic events are cool and all but it would be better if it was played on a dirt and grass diamond shaped field and they used a bat and a ball and called it baseball I’d rather watch that

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>>153382744
This is the one trade that hurt

>>153382942
>seeking out lesbian porn is a lot of work
...what

Now that my Angels have the TV situation figured out, surely they'll spend now right?!?

>>153382950
this but unironically

>>153382950
i like your moxie kid, you're hired!

Imagine all the grabass and other latent homosexual acts going on tonight at the spring training dorms. I bet they make all the twinky minor leaguers strip naked haha.

>>153382842
>>153382847
My Chadres are getting Gallen and Hoskins

>>153383035
that's why they call it "Cool Today!"

>>153382578
>bieber
It’s been like this since 2020. He just lives for short seasons senpai.

Fuck canada

Fuck canada

>>153383112
>>153383120
kys

>>153383112
man that's a LOT of people to have sex with. i think i'm gonna run out of time...

>>153382966
ya I can't just watch the same video and women every time, and a lot of lesbian porn has at least one hideous woman in it. also they'll do the weird like wearing a dildo thing and fuck the woman as if that's at all what I wanna see. just too much to parse through to jack off when I can just use pictures of women I know who are whores online

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This is gonna be our year for the Chicago White Sox!

IKF talking shit is just crazy. Lolz

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>>153383183
they like mets

now that baseball is almost back we can at least say that...

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES
have lost the offseason

Fuck canada

dubya bee see

>>153383166
>the same video and women every time
is it 1995? what fucking internet are you on?

>>153383207
this, but unironically

>>153383166
>also they'll do the weird like wearing a dildo thing and fuck the woman as if that's at all what I wanna see
what are you, gay or something?

>>153383204
Hang the banner shitskin

>>153383218
Of course he is he’s Canadian

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>>153383205
only good thing to come out of canada

If you’re not watching at least 100 full games of your team a season you don’t even actually like baseball. Stop posting and leave the thread now if you aren’t intending to watch triple digit games, you’re just a casual.

>>153383204
i think this is true

>>153383269

this and going to at least 10

>>153383269
sorry I have a job, wife, and mortgage to pay

>>153382842
scherzer the last kid picked for dodgeball :(

canada fucks ya!

It's Prospect Week 2026 (on fangraphs, where they respect me)

>>153383285
So? Leave work at 5, home by 6, wife has dinner on the table by 630, eat and you have the game on at 7, watch till 10ish, give the missus an average weinering, go to bed, do it all again the next day.

If you’re not committed to the life and hate baseball just say so, you don’t have to blame your wife and your job.

I divorced my wife to watch baseball

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>>153383269
i watched 162 in 2025 and 2024, plus postseason in 2024

>>153383314
go braves!

>>153383291
Wouldn't doubt him if he's expecting the Nats or something would want him to do a farewell tour and their front office is just retarded enough to not even offer

>>153383269
if that includes on tv/the radio in the background while I'm doing other stuff then I agree

>>153383337
Doesn’t count unless you have scorecards filled out for every inning m, sorry.

>>153383325
I thought the blue jays were going to re-sign him, but theres probably a small amount of commercial value in a farewell tour season assuming he agrees to retire at the end of it

>>153383352
I only do this for >my team in the postseason because of superstition, or sometimes when I'm at the game 10+ times a season >>153383277 and feel in the mood

>>153383285
Force your wife to give you the play by play if not divorce her

I'd want Bassitt back but in the bullpen, he probably thinks he can still be a mid-level rotation guy though

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if you don't have a photo with your team's mascots, you aren't a real fan

fuck america

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>cangaydian
>hates lesbian porn
fucking kek

>>153383404
mrs. met is kinda thicc

wait has walmart been the superior random shit purchase website this whole time

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Doyers

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>>153383404
this guy is the closest thing doyers have to a mascot
>me on the left btw

>>153383479
Dodgers should make their mascot a scantly clad Japanese woman.

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>>153383479
Calling it now, before Decoy dies, or when it happens, they will make Decoy the official mascot.

I made your mom my official mascot of sucking my dick boom owned

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>mfw yankeeglowie actually said this to me the other day
they really are the epstein team kek

dodgers should make their mascot a deferred contract haha im so clever

we don't need a mascot

Epstinkeedoo ‘em!

Any trans rangers fans in this thread?

>>153383633
I love my T. Rangers, transgers if you will