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dodgers
doyers
>baseball already about to start>the stove was cold all offseasonhow did any of us survive?
>>153382532This one was mine and ya know it...
doyers, doyers, doyers
>Padres sign Daichi Moriki to minor league deal after being released by Hanshin TigersAnd people thought we couldn't get Japanese players!
So it begins>Bieber arm fatigue>Santander labrum surgery, out 5-6 months>Francis UCL surgery, out for the season
>>153382578Mets too need to borrow that gun
Recker
santander is OFFICIALLY BOTY (bum of the year)
>>153382550it was relatively warm throughout actually. next winter we will get nothing because of the lockout
>>153382602He makes a lot of people seethe
>>153382666just like my blue jays
>>153382604B-but HE WOULD'VE WON THE WORLD SERIES blow gays kek
He'll be back just in time for WS MVP votes
>>153382578Hand over the pennant.
>>153382650the stove is only hot when my team is the one cooking
Pete Alonso is going to hit a lot of dingers this season.
Cubbies :)
>Breaking: #Braves are suspending Ronald Acuña Jr. for the first game of spring training after he appeared in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show without insurance, per team sources.>Player insurance has become a big issue, due to WBC injury coverage.>Acuña plans to appeal.imagine getting suspended because you wanted to grind on some fat latinas on live television
Gallen gonna sign with the Braves on of the account of an injury le sigh…
>>153382769i8theb8 :(
>>153382650There's not going to be a lockout>Dodgers purposely don't make playoffs>salary cap gets memoryholed>players and owners agree to new CBA without a salary cap>Dodgers go on to threepeat
Foolish Bailey spent all day getting scum fucked. Serves him right the pencil neck
Total Jays implosion. Got to watch these faggots lose game 7 in person, then get to see their off-season go to shit? Wow. God truly wants me to be happy.
>>153382824Were you the leaf that celebrated the Dodgers winning the World Series by posting your favorite JAV actresses
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs15. Zac Gallen>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs24. Chris Bassitt>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs27. Lucas Giolito>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr35. Zack Littell>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr>38. Justin Verlander - DET $13M / 1yr>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr48. Max Scherzer>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrs
>>153382842Honorable Mentions:>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yrWalker BuehlerGriffin CanningPatrick CorbinNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yrRhys Hoskins>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael KopechStarling Marte>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yrJordan Montgomery>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yrJose Quintana>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr>David Robertson - Retired>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yrDominic Smith>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrs>Tomoyuki Sugano - COL $5.1M / 1yr>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
Talks are heating up for starter Zac Gallen, the best remaining free agent on the market.Teams showing the most interest: San Diego Padres, Baltimore Orioles, Chicago Cubs, Arizona Diamondbacks.
>>153382848bob you have a real job, what are you doing here
>>153382848
>>153382830No but that's extremely based. I don't even like porn or asian women but extremely based. team japan slapping up the Toronto Fag Jays.
>>153382898>I don't even like porn or asian womensure you don't bud
>>153382898sounds like you're the fag
>>153382911Naw, really. Not a fan. Jacking it is fine. Just don't really like all the cocks and seeking out lesbian porn is a lot of work. I can just jack it to random women I know. Also not into Asians, I'm Canadian. I've been brainwashed to fuck Brown or Black women if not white. The Asians are a new phenomenon and they don't intermingle like the browns do who use whites as a status symbol.
>>153382898
all the Olympic events are cool and all but it would be better if it was played on a dirt and grass diamond shaped field and they used a bat and a ball and called it baseball I’d rather watch that
>>153382744This is the one trade that hurt
>>153382942>seeking out lesbian porn is a lot of work...what
Now that my Angels have the TV situation figured out, surely they'll spend now right?!?
>>153382950this but unironically
>>153382950i like your moxie kid, you're hired!
Imagine all the grabass and other latent homosexual acts going on tonight at the spring training dorms. I bet they make all the twinky minor leaguers strip naked haha.
>>153382842>>153382847My Chadres are getting Gallen and Hoskins
>>153383035that's why they call it "Cool Today!"
>>153382578>bieber It’s been like this since 2020. He just lives for short seasons senpai.
Fuck canada
>>153383112>>153383120kys
>>153383112man that's a LOT of people to have sex with. i think i'm gonna run out of time...
>>153382966ya I can't just watch the same video and women every time, and a lot of lesbian porn has at least one hideous woman in it. also they'll do the weird like wearing a dildo thing and fuck the woman as if that's at all what I wanna see. just too much to parse through to jack off when I can just use pictures of women I know who are whores online
This is gonna be our year for the Chicago White Sox!
IKF talking shit is just crazy. Lolz
>>153383183they like mets
now that baseball is almost back we can at least say that...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEEShave lost the offseason
dubya bee see
>>153383166>the same video and women every timeis it 1995? what fucking internet are you on?
>>153383207this, but unironically
>>153383166>also they'll do the weird like wearing a dildo thing and fuck the woman as if that's at all what I wanna seewhat are you, gay or something?
>>153383204Hang the banner shitskin
>>153383218Of course he is he’s Canadian
>>153383205only good thing to come out of canada
If you’re not watching at least 100 full games of your team a season you don’t even actually like baseball. Stop posting and leave the thread now if you aren’t intending to watch triple digit games, you’re just a casual.
>>153383204i think this is true
>>153383269this and going to at least 10
>>153383269sorry I have a job, wife, and mortgage to pay
>>153382842scherzer the last kid picked for dodgeball :(
canada fucks ya!
It's Prospect Week 2026 (on fangraphs, where they respect me)
>>153383285So? Leave work at 5, home by 6, wife has dinner on the table by 630, eat and you have the game on at 7, watch till 10ish, give the missus an average weinering, go to bed, do it all again the next day.If you’re not committed to the life and hate baseball just say so, you don’t have to blame your wife and your job.
I divorced my wife to watch baseball
>>153383269i watched 162 in 2025 and 2024, plus postseason in 2024
>>153383314go braves!
>>153383291Wouldn't doubt him if he's expecting the Nats or something would want him to do a farewell tour and their front office is just retarded enough to not even offer
>>153383269if that includes on tv/the radio in the background while I'm doing other stuff then I agree
>>153383337Doesn’t count unless you have scorecards filled out for every inning m, sorry.
>>153383325I thought the blue jays were going to re-sign him, but theres probably a small amount of commercial value in a farewell tour season assuming he agrees to retire at the end of it
>>153383352I only do this for >my team in the postseason because of superstition, or sometimes when I'm at the game 10+ times a season >>153383277 and feel in the mood
>>153383285Force your wife to give you the play by play if not divorce her
I'd want Bassitt back but in the bullpen, he probably thinks he can still be a mid-level rotation guy though
if you don't have a photo with your team's mascots, you aren't a real fan
fuck america
>cangaydian>hates lesbian porn fucking kek
>>153383404mrs. met is kinda thicc
wait has walmart been the superior random shit purchase website this whole time
Doyers
>>153383404this guy is the closest thing doyers have to a mascot>me on the left btw
>>153383479Dodgers should make their mascot a scantly clad Japanese woman.
>>153383479Calling it now, before Decoy dies, or when it happens, they will make Decoy the official mascot.
I made your mom my official mascot of sucking my dick boom owned
>mfw yankeeglowie actually said this to me the other day they really are the epstein team kek
dodgers should make their mascot a deferred contract haha im so clever
we don't need a mascot
Epstinkeedoo ‘em!
Any trans rangers fans in this thread?
>>153383633I love my T. Rangers, transgers if you will
in 40 years, kids will see Decoy the Doggie Doo doing the worm on top of the dugout and have no idea what the history behind that character is
every team needs mascots
>>153383314Based
I took for granted how nice this place was without mestfag bugposter spamming assless korean girls that only he gets off on
It’s complicated, ok?
All mascots should have cute girls inside them.
>>153383714ngh
yamagoato sisters... we're officially back
>>153383764This guys the GOAT? He doesn’t even make the starting rotation IMO.
>>153382543cringe
baseball now pleaseit's been long enough
>>153383787 Cuckstralian get in the shed with your Cucknadian friends
>>153383764based>>153383784cringe
KEK Detroit just signed Martin Maldonado to a bullpen coach role, probably to continue is Tard Wrangling duties
>>153383803I'm glad you agree it's cringe :^)
don't reply to astromiguel
uh oh, doyerpaco is blaming everything on "astromiguel" again
>>153383801
>>153383809
>>1533837782x world series champion yamagoato
>>153383804Detoilet is doubling down on having the best pitching staff in the league.Kenley Jansen in the pen too.
>>153383814astromiguel is easily recognizable and should not be replied to
>>153383826
>>153383809cringe>>153383814based
>>153383325i don't think scherzer wants to go to a rebuilding club.
>>153383845based>>153383856cringe
>>153383826First time lil buddy?
>>153383860everyone knows detoilet is just biding their time until scherzer will just accept anything. He WILL be a tigger this year, he WILL retire along side JV as they pose with their rings
>>153383856doyerpaco>>153383868astromiguel
>>153383880okay, someone post the wojack so these 2 kiss and make up
>>153383871>*2x world series champion
NL PECOTA projectionsAL coming...NEVERgo fuck yourself AL
>>153383883It’s been 10 years let it go bum
>>153383884jk here they are
fagstros kek
>>153383702>assless
>>153383903>being gay is badBASED
>>153383888
>>153383907was this supposed to be a counterpoint? KEK
>>153383923the mets bugposter is doing high level performance art trolling
>>153383875with olson and jobe hurt, i really could see them signing both.
>>153383903>doesn't have a wig OR the appropriate clothingpathetic
>>153383907yea just gonna come out and say it but me? I'm putting my tongue in her petite korean ass w zero ragerts.
>>153383960whatever you say homo
When orange #27’s jersey gets hung from the rafters then we can talk about the GOAT.
>>153383960nice try, fag
>>153383903Hey, that's Just Max Productions who got accused of grooming lol.
>even the straightposters are gaykek based /mlb/
>>153383764someone tell this dragon man that lawn darts are illegal in america
Hey bro hop in. We're all waiting for dat gallen news
>>153383998that's his plug
blow gays kek
Gallen to the Astros
>>153384005>zero gallen galsfake
>>153384005why did they all have moustaches back then?
>>153384025freddie had exactly one type: himself
https://youtu.be/LdX7BfOjN0w?si=WGQvuQ6ZC4iSYl3R
https://youtu.be/fKXyLhIoIco?si=lSKfYAr0X81PF6rQ
>>153382578Blue Jays getting what they FUCKING DESERVE for choking to the Dodgers that bad.
https://www.mlb.com/world-baseball-classic/news/world-baseball-classic-2026-dpp-player-pool>hoff jeffman
https://youtu.be/UKwG1s9Ld4M
>>153383894>>153383884I dont get all the love for the Braves and it feels like the Red Sox should be a little higher.
>>153384079They still came back and won it all KWAB
>>153384037>>153384060>>153384079eternally tainted franchise. if I was a fan I'd probably kms
>>153382961He better be worth it I liked the meme pitcher.
don't reply to doyerpaco
Doggies tryna 3peat
>>153384123Won’t get past Houston
>>153383884>>153383894how are these calculated?
>>153384159math I would imagine
CAAAAARRRLOOOOOOS
>>153384166kek silly me
dodgers aint winning 105 with Dave Roberts special teams unit at the helm. he's punting 12 of those games minimum.
>>153384159only manfred knows the (((algorithm)))
>>153383884>>153383894They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
>>153384166keeeekkkkiiiiieees
>>153383218why would I wanna see a woman move like a man with a fake cock?
>>153384193
>>153384199why would you rather jerk off to a man...?
The Dodgers are ruining baseball
Chadres sale is almost here and baseball is finally here. Thank God.
The Dodgers are saving baseball
>>153384199>>153384206this is why TSvsFM is the thinking man's pornography
>>153384199>he sees two women having sex and immediately thinks of men and penisesyeah dog the problem ain't the porn
The Blue Jays ruined baseball
>>153384219>he sees a woman thrusting her hips with a fake penis and immediately thinks of penisit might be the fake penis and the penis actions going on there.
the americans ruined the world
>>153384238>the better team did not winlol
>>153384215Seahawks are getting sold, but Vedder Cup preliminaries start in only 10 days.
>>153384255kekaroo
>>153384215I bought the Padres 2hu, now post benis or it's gonna be a fire sale.
>>153384250>don't mind me, i'm just watching two women have straight sex with each other!
I'm a man of taste, I watch Ultimate Surrender
>>153384284is that like lesbian fight porn or something?
>>153384275>t. person who thinks penetration with phallic object is the only way women get off or have sex with each otherlol holy shit bro, you can put a like marker in and jam the clit and still do just fine. You don't need to have a woman pretend to have a cock and fuck another woman like a guy.
Top Player at every positionLF: Mike TroutCF: Carlos BeltranRF: Aaron Judge3B: Chipper JonesSS: Trevor Story2B: Ketel Marte1B: Lou Gehrig C: Cal Raleigh SP: Roger Clemens
>>153384323Yogi Berra > Cal RaleighSame with Thurman Munson, Jorge Posada and Gary Sanchez.
>>153384323Mike Trout in his prime was CF tho
>>153384336I’ll be honest, Jorge Posada came very close to taking that spot.
>>153384323>t. 37 years old
>>153384320>put a like marker in and jam the clityou have to be at least 18 to post here, buddy
>>153384323I don’t think you got a single one even close to coherent except Gehrig maybe. Clemens not even the best of his era. Trevor Story???
>>153384323based DD enjoyer
>>153384323I sent Marte's mom a text last night lol
>>153384323All correct other than Clemens
>>153384291yes
>>153384348I just have a massive erection for the Yankees. But these guys are all better than that fat slob Cal Ralgay.
>>153384388>"All are correct besides the greatest pitcher of all time"
>>153384159PECOTA is actually the forecasting model I know least about because it's done by baseball prospectus who put like everything behind a paywall.I think their secret sauce/thing that makes them unique is using player similarities in their projections. They take each player on an individual team and compare them with similar players over MLB history
>>153384408That’s not Satchel Paige
>>153384420Maybe the greatest at paying fines after driving the wrong way on a one-way street, but definitely not the greatest pitcher of all time.
>>153384408That’s the joke fuckball
Skenes or Skubal?
>>153384323Prime Junior was way better than Beltran
>>153384417thanks fren, I've just opened the wiki page for PECOTA so I'll give it a readlooks quite confusing though kek
>>153384441Recker
>>153384388
>>153384444Define Prime, I have an entirely different list if we’re talking about single seasons
>>153384450pecota is like bwar and fwar. looks cool on a screen but means absolutely nothing in real life
>>153384323carlos beltran at age 26 using his trashcan technique would be unstoppable
>>153384454Bad Bunny
I really wanted Griffin Canning back... but I also really wanted Pete Alonso back too. Off season failure by the Genius. I don't care if he got Bo Bitch and Peralta.
