Women's Snowboard Halfpipehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/w/hp----------------/qual/--------/result>10:30 CET - Women's SBD HP Qualification Run 1>11:27 CET - Women's SBD HP Qualification Run 2
snowboard cross when
>>153386296tomorrow
>>153386310kinoit's my favourite snowboard event
wall looks smaller compared to beijing
oh shit japanese lolispin here we go
cute
*rolls into the thread*
you disgusting sick fucks only watch this for 1,40m tall japanese women
halfpipe riders seem kinda full of themselves compared to slopestyle and big air
these girls are all tiny
Is this lolispin?
Are the last two to run sisters?
>>153386420spinners
commentator always says the name choi wrong
so are they all slants?
guys this is kinda ... unimpressive must say, seems like the men jump more than twice as high and way more impressive tricks.women's big air was cooler i think.
31 year old olympic debut
>>153386473all the short legs
>>153386292>demi pipeelles avalent pas ?
Who are you rooting for?
>>153386502chloekimwinslol
>>153386502the swiss was a qt
>>153386502i root for all asian qts
>be me>never watch TV>get a free account on 9now to watch some olympics>it's just constant obnoxious adsSomeone please nuke Australia.
>>153386379imagine her visibly shitting into those tights with such force it increases her speed
>the germanya blew it
Why do Asians love snowboarding so much? Or is it that their small constitution favors them?
>>153386502Glad I checked the ages before saying a name.USA sent a genuine hag (31).
This shit is so dead
>>153386530it's the latter and thus the former.
>tfw no japanese snowboard gf
So they just do one or two spins per side and call it good? No tricks?
>>153386540she is 16 you sick fuck
>>153386502>kim chloeholy shit, named after 2 kardassians
>>153386540
>>153386530hokkaido has some of the best powder snow in the world
>>153386540*checks age*
>>153386502fucking based
>>153386502>"""American""" snowboarders>they're Asian how is it allowed? A country should only allow purebreeds
Some of the comments in this thread, jesus you cunts are definitely on a list.>>153386517olympicstreams DOT co>>153386502Aussies, of course
okay she's good I can't hate
>Forcing the girls to look into the sun to try and see their scoresc-cute
>>153386535The spanish one is about 35 or so
>>153386561soft lighting like an 80s-90s soap
>moguls start>immediate kinocya pipers
yeah chloe kim is getting gold again as long as she doesn't fall
>>153386506You know your stuff.
>>153386565They're Hawaiian
>>153386578i'm rooting for jaelin
>that was a 90+ scoreok
>>153386548HHNGNN
i hate seeing asian women
>>153386585Again a country should only allow purebreeds
MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>153386593pinching emoji
>>153386578where is moguls?
Who /curl/ here?
>Australia>live in a literal dustbowlwhere the hell do they snowboard?
>>153386578>Qualification 2How does this work?People who did well in Qualification 1 are straight through to the finals and this is the shitters second chance to advance?
yikes
>>153386614i checked he is wrong moguls is tomorrow
>>153386612japan all the ski resorts there are run by australians
Granny spicy
>>153386565If you want something done right, hire an Asian.
>>153386612We have mountains (the Snowy Mountains).
>>153386622can't they go to new zealand don't they have snow? I know there was snowy mountains in lord of the rings and shit
>>153386593Same but with all people except racist White incels
>>153386578Moguls is boring af they all do the 2 (two) same tricks.
>>153386612Australia has a big desert but it also has mountainous and jungle regions.
I think it's gay that women aren't as good as men in this halfpipe sport. It's simply a matter of sticking poses while in zero gravity. Any human could do it.
>>153386633Helmut, we have mountains here.
>>153386595They are purebread
Whoopsie doodle
they actually generally suck and im not having a ton of fun right now >_<
:(
>>153386502>Kona>Leilani
>>153386665yeah... i almost got hit by lightning and random hail out of nowhere on your mountainsthen i turned around and went bowling
>>153386605I look forward to seeing USA get second in the mens and womens
>>153386692something blown the fuck out on this thing
>>153386714the amerisilvers strike again
cute german sisters
>>153386723muh silver gainsnever sell
>>153386729post a screen scan
>>153386738missed the first one
>>153386750good taste, anon
>>153386750What the fuck is this porn actress name
>>153386692She aged out and got her period.
kek
>>153386750They should make them go at the same time.
>>153386807poor thing
just tuned in, how are we doing? should we have squeeze in some asian like the yanks did?
>>1533868371 leaf in qualifying position right now
>meanwhile the average male
the korean that blew out her knees isn't doing a second run
Jiayu pretty. And I don't have to look at the calendar and run calculations all the time.
>>153386807LOL. HAHA
>>153386692wat hapend?
>>153386852when is men halfpipe?
>>153386917Nerve gas.
her fingers are kinda chubby
>>153386852Jesus. Women need to step it up.
>>153386926tonight
>>1533869268 hours
what position is the cutoff?
>>153386942High-level professional female sport is generally at the same level as a random male teenager doing it as a hobby.
>>153386852Why can't women do this? Are they simply not strong enough?
>>153386942uhm I'll have you know that a woman doing a 360 is just as impressive (if not more) and exciting to watch as that webm, female's have a certain grace and elegance in their movements that a showboating man simply can't match
>>153386954Top 12 qualifies.
Hey, this is the sport Melo Imai did before she switched to JAV. Even did OG that one time
>>153386852> averagethat was the best run of all time
>>153386966this is true in big air unironcally
>>153386971sauce to backup your claim
>>153386976Literally just google her
I dunno some of these tricks seem kinda lame, just a couple spins
>>153386992not good enough i need a webm of her competing that cuts into footage of her greatest scene
>>153387020No webm. I'm not going on vacation for this
>>153387047How can she do grabs with those things on her chest?
>>153386530Asians don't love any sport they compete in. They are bred and trained to do the sport to get medals for their country.
too bad chole is a hag now
>>153387072China literally does genetic engineering to produce freaks like pic rel.
>>153387047japan is a depressing country
poor amelie
look like only jobbers left, I'm switching over to super g
oh fuck
rip
broke her neckrip
uh oh
Dead ChinkEyes closed and head rolled.
this doesn't look good
webm of the Australian who broke his neck?
why don't they developed some kinda of exosuit body armor for the fall
Broke her spine
NBC actually showing an injury. Live and Uncut.
LIU Jiayu flag of People's Republic of ChinaCountry CodePeople's Republic of ChinaDate of Birth (age):17 September 1992 (33)Gender:FemaleStance:RegularPlace of Birth:Heilongjiang (CHN)
winter olympics are fucked desu should just stick to curling
it's over.also imagine the pressure on the next runner
She's not moving
heem neck snappy
>>153386973That's the joke.
She ded
She's fine, just catching her breath
>>153387214Did this just happen FFS I WAS WATCHING SUPER G SPOT
I'm on my way!
>>153387263lol
they're clapping but there was no indication of life
Who died and how fit was she?
>>153387214Why would the Italians leave a big ass pothole in the halfpipe?
>>153387277was weird, fucking normals baka
prey for 33 year old chinese girl
Did she die or what's happening? They don't stream snowboard here
She's dead.
>tfw no 36 year old spanish snowboarder gf
>>153387298her status is unknown, she just suffered a neck injury
>>153387298nobody knows will have to wait for hospital
>this event will resume shortlyITS OVER
good one emily
>>153387300she cute
>>153387298All they can do now is transport her as safely as possible to the hospital.
>>153387319Jake Gyllenhaal, I loved you in Nightcrawler!
>the best of australiasurely there's someone better >>153387324
>>153387300>>tfw no 36 year old spanish gfyou don't want, trust me
>>153387333why is it always that the cutest ones are shit
I could have achieved a better score than that Australian and I'm a morbidly obese casual
>>153387333hello i love ALL non american snowboarding girls and even some americans!
>>153387340Look at the country. Also, the winner has to be some autistic girl with wierd physiognomy.
>>153387340I always try to catch female qualifiers because all the pretty ones get bounced before finals
scotty james will redeem
the younger sister is so clingy but the older one is cool and aloof
shouldn't there be a minimum requirement to compete in the olympic? I remember skateboarding in tokyo one of the women literally just did couple of ollies for the whole course
all those women in one family jesus
>>153387333Gaw-damn she is cute. Also checked.
Looks like she broke her back and is paralyzed.
results
USA in first place. Yep it's kino time
Aussie also broke his neck, this sport is retarded
>>153387333nice get and girl
another sport gets the chopping block
>>153387390I will still be her bf
>>153387390This is why girls shouldn't have bones. They should be able to bend like this and still live.
>>153387412You ignorant fuck she's paralyzed
>>153387298If she was dead she wouldn't be evacuated with such precautions. >>153387296
>>153386292>Women's SBD9 out of 12 are ethnic asians.
>>153387110>tf>tp
>>153387434they gotta keep up appearance to not cause panic
Another Chinese OHS death lmao
>>153387434It’s not like they’ll know she’s dead at that moment. Even if she didn’t have a pulse they’d be doing CPR after clearing her. They’ve still gotta treat it like there’s a chance she can be saved until a doctor calls it
>>153387394wow There are a lot of Asian looking people
>>153387402it wasn't this event
>>153387460average age about 19 and a half.
;_;
>Sending good vibesAmericans are perpetually tacky
>>153387426I said I will still be her bf
>>153387459It's not like chinks were an endangered species, let it go.
>>153387435Same with Summer Olympics skateboarding. Asians have the right physical characteristics for twisting, moving.
What happened with Chinese woman?
>>153387475that's why JAV is the best. they need to legalize it in korea and china, too.
>>153387459>>153387426Stop announcing shit for things you watched on TV
>>153387480Executed
>>153387480Folded her spine in a way not described in the manual.
Ni Hao ma Ching Chong OOOOOH NOOOOO *crash* BOING AIYYYA *snap* ONE MORE THING *dies*
>>153387468They're all young gals, gulp.
>>153387488So random people just declare each other legally dead in Italy without any attempts to resuscitate them?Actually I’m pretty sure you guys have commie healthcare so that checks out desu
>>153387519I'm pretty sure you're a fucking moron.
>>153387519You mean Healthcare that's not meant to make you go broke without insurance that you can't get unless you're healthy and working?
>>153387480Squeezed into a 3-by-3-by-3-foot box and sent to Toulouse, France for my own personal consumption to make the most of her existence before committing her to the ground
>>153387487I completely agree. And no mosaic.
Any outcome announced? Dead?
>>153387563It's weird how there's not more paparazzi shots in a world where eveyone is a walking camera.
>>153387487nu-jav is souless, everything look too fake and sanitized
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*
>>153387570Yeah she dead, Chyna just made an announcement they don't want the body
>>153387487And just like the board sports they all need to be 13-16 wait what
>>153387591steady on there, Andrew
>>153387590can I have it?
>>153387591This, call it "educative JAV".
https://x.com/lindseywasson
>>153387621
>>153387626
>>153387633
>>153387641
>>153387645
>>153387651
>>153387659
>>153387651goggles popped out = dead
>>153387667
>>153387667sing me to sleep :(
Sources tell me she is stable.Please god
>>153387678
Thoughts and prayers be with her
>>153387667used to have to do that with our arms when saying our father before class
>>153387667>China at the winter games be like
>>153387667SHEEM SLEEPY
>>153387685any articles confirming?
>>153387778The corpse often lets out a growl when the last of the air is expelled.
The worst thing is: it wasn't her fault, there was a big hole there for some reason.
>>153387804No? The banks look pristine.
>>153387667hope she is ok
>>153387340the cute ones are there to have fun and to maybe catch the attention of some rich chad
>no Freestyle Skiing: Moguls (Women's) - Final thread up yet
Was that DNI?
>>153387047The fact that she came in dead last at the 2006 olympics and I could find shitty AI decensored(srsly why hasn't this tecnology progressed at all?) versions of her videos at best the fap wasn't as good as it could have been, but I managed
mens halfpipe quali in 5 hours from this post
>>153388030Did Not Inspire [joy]
>>153388008>>153388346>>153388346>>153388346
>>153388365fuck off with your ai shite
I opened this thread to watch a stream and perv on women and all I got was a sad feeling about a Chinese woman I don't know getting hurt
>>153388411It's punishment for failing to make a thread before me and you absolutely deserve it
You guys should Embargo Japan until they Uncensor the JAV
>>153388441then watch biathlon where they're wearing spandex instead of a padded suit
>>153388954And it's all these pixels, I don't like it, I don't think anybody likes it, and you look at the numbers, the numbers are way down, way down....nobody's watching! And so nobody's watching, and no one wants the pixels, and you know, my friend, my friend in Mexico, he, we were talking about the Japan, and the JAV, and he said to me the JAVs are censored Donald..."censored" he said, what an ugly....isn't that an ugly word, folks? We don't like "censored" here in the US. But he told me, and his name was Julio, his name was...and Julio said, he said "I don't like that censored JAV...Japon es cagada." Cagada, that's a word most of you might not know, it means a screw-up, it means...means like a screw-up, like sleepy Joe. And Japan IS cagada, it is. It is! And it's because of the censored and the pixel in the JAV, and we don't like it, no.
this one of "those" sports isn't it? like figure skating
Chloe Kim is dating a negro ball player after a white guy broke her heart
>>153387667:(
>>153389591Why doesn't she date an Korean-American like her?Who are Asian American Males dating?
>>153389740Asian American women don't date Asians, the males do whatever they can
>>153389740White men.
>>153389801>>153389822kek
>>153389740>>153389801>>153389822>>153389912Brazilian women are really into Koreans now (there's even a Netflix Reality Show about it)Is there a business opportunity here?
Men's Snowboard Halfpipehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/m/hp----------------/qual/--------/result>19:30 CET - Men's SBD HP Qualification Run 1>20:27 CET - Men's SBD HP Qualification Run 2
>>153392103based
where can i watch this shit for free
Dead category
>>153392861waiting for speed skating to end the event overlap is obnoxious
>>153392879The past few days have had hour+ periods of no events happening too
>destroys stuff for absolutely no reasonYeah he's brazilian
fuck your camera booth
>>153392969>>153392968snowboarders are too kool for school
Ay yo that was nutz
>>153392969>>153392968Black guy?
men ftw!
they get so much height and speed
God the wife of that Australian lad looks unsufferable
>>153392968He was Swiss until this season lolYou stole him from us like you did Braathen from Norway
>>153393033>Black guy?You be the judge
>japan
>>153393129>He was Swiss until this season lol>You stole him from us like you did Braathen from NorwayHe's clearly brazilian, his behaviour tells it all
japanese girl in the crowd with the two signs is my wife btw
Will it ever get better than this?How do you improve on what these guys are doing?
Just tuned in what happened to the korean guy?
>>153393180there are always kids that will do something more insane, i remember the first 540 and double flairs on scooters
>>153393180Smaller nips
It still weirds me out that Japanese people ended up being biologically perfect for snowboarding (shorter torsos, stockier legs, wider hips, broader inner ears) etc, despite that sport having absolutely no precedent in Japanese culture at all prior to, like, the '80s.It would be like if aliens invented a sport that humans had never heard of and then we beat them at it every single time we played it.
>>153393264is it better to be short with buff legs for snowboarding ?
>>153393290You need very powerful legs
weeeee
>>153393264How can Scotty James do it considering he is extremely tall and has nothing in common with the japanese?
>Chinese snowboarder Liu Jiayu has been confirmed to have no spinal abnormalities following medical examinations after she was injured during the women's snowboard halfpipe qualification at the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics here on Wednesday.>The Chinese snowboard team manager, who accompanied her to the hospital, said imaging results indicated no abnormalities in her spine. The athlete remains conscious and has received treatment for a head injury.
>>153393180It's wild, I remember Iouri Podlatchikov winning the gold in 2014 for a cab double cork 1440°. At the time only he and Shaun White could land it. Now the little japs just throw this around in qualifying
>>153393403
>>153393264alt WW2 where they knew this earlier and the IJA committed to Manchuria instead of the Pacific because they could come at the Soviets on snowboards>>153393360It's a different kind of snowboarding. Japanese snowboarders launch hard and can do spins and tricks close to the ground, whereas he flies up more gracefully and spans the trick out over a longer area before he lands.
>>153393460I feel like Eileen Gu is just an awful person IRL but she's just such an elite human being that I couldn't possibly hate her for it.
>>153393264>broader inner earsHow is that an advantage
Snowboarding noob here, is it weird I’m sad not to see the Big Air snowboarders in these other disciplines? I just got invested in Taiga Hasegawa and Kokomo Murase, now I gotta learn these other japs
>37 year old snowboarder
>>153393661Helps with gyration balance at the cost of sensitivity.This was actually a huge issue in WW2. A lot of British planners assumed that, because they were A) Asian and B) carried around on their mothers backs as children, that the Japanese pilots would have shit balance and be unable to dogfight. Turns out it was the opposite and Japanese aces were pulling off such insane Top Gun shit that the Americans actually thought the A6M Zero was a much better plane than it actually was for the first few months of the war.
>>153393767big air riders usually do slopestyle too
>>153393782i could do that
>>153393798Thanks looking forward to that
imagine being a clump of cells and before you have anything to say about anything your parents are like yeah lets name this dude fuckin FLORIAN
Shoun white looks old af
>>153393264>shorter torsosDon't asians have longer torsos on average? Its black people that have short torsos
>>153393839he's 56
>>153393854Fuck, my bad. Yeah, they're shorter, but have a longer torso-to-leg. That's what I meant.
Salmon colored Swiss kek
damn that cameraman was right there he could have been hit
>Louis the 3’rd >37 year old snowboarder for Italy (formely America)KEK
wicked flips bro
>>153393403Translation: She broke her neck.
Call me autistic if you want but I challenge myself by pretending to dj for this event and I use tracks that come from the same country as the respective rider that is going
shame
>>153393969Sovl
>>153393969based and autistic
Can Italy yoink Alessandro Barbieri from the USA?
>>153393969what do you use for the koreans
Acabou-se...
is halfpipe an unc event
>>153394112>Can Italy yoink Alessandro Barbieri from the USA?Not only him, but Maddie Mastro and Valentino Guseli as well.
>>153394138Jennie - MantraPark Hye Jin - Like ThisBalming Tiger & RM - Sexy Nukim
>>153394185yoinking violates international law
>>153394214based
>>153394185W-Why are italo diaspora talented at snowboarding
>>153394168nah thats more Curling This is more of a millennial event lol
STOP THE STEAL
>>153393969my kinda autist
>>153394275>W-Why are italo diaspora talented at snowboardingChosen peopleShaun White is partially italian as well.
is second run the designated choke run? wtf is going on?
>>153394458going big to get into the finals
>>153394449Living the life
Hasler is the steeziest rider imo
btw, how is the chinese girl who crashed this morning?
>>153394449giwtwm
>>153394514her spine was salvageable
>>153394514>>153393403
the steal is insane, fucked up surface robbed lee of his run
aww :(
i have no clue how to even watch this. everyone goes in the pipe, does a spin or five, maybe grabs the board, and then lands. it all looks the same to me. i dont even know what an exceptional run looks like.
>slams into camera crew
camera smashed again kek
Camo trousers + black jacket the koreans are rocking is /fa/ as fuq
>>153394641me neither but it's fun to watch them spin, because i would definitely brake my neck on the first try
>>153394641Height, more spins/flips or other types of difficulty like spinning toward the mountain, clean and long grabs and of course a clean landing are important
>>153394641it doesn't help that the female commentator is clinically retarded
The law firm of Josey&Pates
>boofs on the first trick
>>153394778I'm on BBC and I assure you the two middle aged men trying to sound cool and hip, and trying to be funny, are much worse.
FLYING TOMATO SIGHTING
>>153394750so something like:>number of spins>height >spin towards the mountain>grab length>clean landingand im guessing>switch vs normalare a rough set of metrics?
i don't think this snow slurping sport is for me lads
stealth american DEWs paying dividends
>>153394864>tfw robbed despite doing huge tricks on fucked up surface
>zero euros in the final 12
>>153394914what do you think Texeira was most likely listening to
>>153394952theres like one halfpipe in europe
>>153394778>>153394878>watching broadcasts in englishcouldn't be me
>>153394989language traitor
>>153394878
>>153394972Why is that and are there plenty in these other countries?
>>153394536It's been transplanted into the next chinese Olympian.
So can the Italians keep this half pipe after the olympics and use it for fun or does it melt?
>>153394912Yeah that about sums it upAnother thing is the number of tricks, so it also helps if you land clean because it gives you enough space to chain more jumps
>>153394957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qR1qFUdz0
>>153395028Fucking hell that just vindicates my ire. Just fucking look at the cunts.
>>153395028grim
>>153395011It's distracting af, it feels like watching the Olympics raw when you don't understand what the commentators are saying, and other countries commentators also tend to talk less too Then I go to youtube to rewatch something and it has English commentators and I'm saying "Stfu and quit talking"
>>153395039they're expensive to maintain america has like 3 or 4 I think. china can probably afford to maintain one for their atheletes.
Great Legend
>>153394972>>153395039>>153395232Do >we europeans get to keep the italian one theyre using now?
>>153395232Yeah China will fund literally any program to get an athlete representing them in everything, if they made urinating for distance an Olympic sport then China would be funding some big practice facility for that
fuck I missed it
>>153395039There's heaps of half pipes all over the world, but not many 22ft superpipes, maybe 14-15 worldwide? There's one 50 mins from my house but I'm way too pussy to ride it, and the international athletes come down here to use it to train during the NH summer.
>>153395377Based and sissypilled
>>153395377seems mad to have an olympic sport where there's only 15 places in the world you can do it
>>153395211go back to your cave if you don't believe in speech
>>153395392as I get older, I have much less desire to land a switch 690 to paraplegic.
>>153395552>The half pipe to invalidity
>>153395397Does it though? All the smaller half pipes are going to weed out the riders who can't go big enough to compete at the highest level, and it's a traveling sport due to seasonal conditions. It's not like the barrier to riding half pipe at the olympics is "oh well, there wasn't one in my neighbourhood."
>>153395620>there wasn't one in my half of the continent
>>153394449Why did he do it? So malicious
>>153395818Brexit strikes again
Come on Scotty we need this
Chinese snowboarder Liu Jiayu received treatment for a head injury but suffered no major injuries to her spine after a scary fall in Olympic halfpipe qualifying Wednesday, people familiar with her medical report told The Associated Press. The people who spoke to AP requested anonymity because China’s Olympic committee had not released information. The people who knew about the medical assessment said she never lost consciousness.
>>153387214brootal
>>153393959She's fine
>>153393969lel, based
>>153393264>despite that sport having absolutely no precedent in Japanese culture at all prior to, like, the '80s.No one had a snowboard culture in the 80's, it barely existed. That "culture" started around the 00's, before that it was a niche.
>>153402990which platform is that?
>>153403323Weibo, Chinese social media
>>153399830Never lost consciousness my ass
>>153403323Gookbook, CCP panopticon
>>153395243Yeah he’d be cool if he wasn’t such an asshat
lolispin let's go
State tv broadcasts this so here iam is this also spin to win like big air?
HANG TEN, DUDETTES!
where are the double corks?
I'm fairly sure commentators just make words up when describing this sport
mitsuki ^__^
i've gone snowboarding four or five times in my life. i feel like i can beat half of these girls in half-pipe within a year of training. 1-10, how delusional am i?
>>153389740korean women will fuck anything but korean men
how long until she wins?
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/w/hp----------------/fnl-/--------/result>19:30 CET - Women's SBD HP Final Run 1>19:59 CET - Women's SBD HP Final Run 2>20:28 CET - Women's SBD HP Final Run 3
>>153410870PWHOOAAAAAR
SHAUN WHITE!?!?
>>153410870holy FUCK?!?!?!
need america sweep
OOPS
>>153410870holy bunda
>>153410870@supergrok is this real?
>>153410870I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at this picture without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion, this woman was constructed in such a way that she conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make her not only legally but also judiciously built for BWC.
/xs/ here signing in, what's your status?
Oh Kimmy so stinky...
so many landings they scrub speedyou never see this with the males
auntie is going to break a hip
commentators talking about how to ride pipe properly
>>153410935"built for BWC" memes just reek of "the right can't meme" memes idk why you guys couldn't think of anything more clever.
> UH OH STINKY
>>153410955Poor grandma probably broke her hip
>Halfpipe final has actual snowfallholy fucking based
Why is everyone falling
>>153410990Its psyching the ladies out
>night>snowingyep, it's kino
what is going on why are they flopping
clean it up jannies
>only 5'1"imagine
>>153411004women are like cats in that they have zero object permanence and are constantly startled by things appearing in their peripheral vision
Are they allowed to land a trick or what ?
did she died
CALL THE HELICOPTER
oof
she dead
RIP
>>153411004Snowstorm
bad week to be a woman in the snow...
cuties getting rekt again
korea chan????
ACKACKACK
fuck i hope she's fine
Ripip
i'm starting to hate this discipline
chloe going to win on a walkover at this rate
we need a hero
Just tuning in, who has sadly passed away in front of our eyes?Looking at the scores only 2 made it all the way down so far?
this sucks it's a matter of who can just land not even any technical score
permanent brain damage
chloe kim is getting blacked???
OUCH
>Hasn't movedDEAD
another potential waifu gone....
Chloewins lol
OH N-
>>153411070spine broken
cinema
>>153411070>OH IM SPINNIN
>no replay>no zoom in footagegay as fuck sport
>>153411055If you don't like risky sports the winter olympics are not for you I'm afraid
she lives!
>>153411092god damn
>>153411096
she died again
>>153411070How high is she like 30 ft from the bottom?
>>153411081thonk
Everyone is eating shit!
ALIVE
someone webm the slomo replay from the other angle
She's up
hope shes ok :)
Is the wind blowing them over the lip of the pipe or something?
american would have called in a helicopter for less
>>153411025shamefur
Sprained wrist, her coach was flex his
Looks not too bad from other angle
>>153411146Heavy snowfall and nerves
>Doesn't move>Camera showing long shots of her>Switches to shots of the night city>She's actually fineWhat a tease.
>>153411158ouch
Shit run but since no one scores she could get a medal...
>>153411103i don't mind skiers sliding and hitting nets but i don't want a kid to land on their neck
>>153411158fugg, she may have destroyed her right knee there
>>153411155Still pretty bad>>153411158Will hurt like a biatch after the adrenaline
i hope snowboarding never leaves the winter olympics because i love all the retarded names the tricks and techniques have
>>153411161>Heavy snowfall>being afraid of snow at the winter olympics
nice method
1080° PogChampu
>next boarder nails whole runKWAB
>>153411089>>153411098>>153411125everyone posts dramatic shit like this and then we find out they're absolutely fine
Chinese grandma got robbed
>>153411158alright, women shouldn't be allowed to do this event
>>153411178They will never remove these Xgames memes, too much sponsor money
>>153411195Nip probably weighs less than 80 pounds.
>>153411178winter doesn't have many sports in the first place, snowboarding isn't going anywhere
how many nonasians in this final? 2?
Rize-chan is so cute
what a fucking JAW on this one
MADDIE SOPRANO
Why does he take the knee?
Is your first jump in the halfpipe your biggest? Assumed it would be, but the girls aren't going big on their first air.
>>153411158she shielded her head from the impact with her arm
AAAAAAAND SHE'S DOWN
>>153411233they are using it to get more speed i think
>>153411233I wonder if the conditions are doing that.
>burger>main character syndromehopefuly she stacks itwell there you go lmao
OHNO
none of these girls come close to chloe kim i can only assume they only win ranked events when shes not competing
Someone is dying tonight
wtf
>>153411233The first few girls all fell (and this one as I type just did) so the smart ones are going easier because conditions are clearly fucking them all up
>>153411233>Is your first jump in the halfpipe your biggest?Not from what I've seen so far, they make bigger jumps after 1 or 2
>live career ending injury reaction
All that pre-run twisting...
>>153411238How many years does it take to learn all these off by heart?
>>153411238why do tranny snowboarders hate the tailfish?
investigate the italians. they're killing all the female boarders with this defective half-pipe.
>>153411262and it's gonna be you
>>153411238diagram lost me at "goofy"
how do you get a cute japanese gf
I'm so cold
Why are the koreans playing for the u.s? this is gay
>women's half-pipe final
this announcer is grasping at straws holy shit
she knows
>>153411250lol I called it before I left the room to eat my burgerjudging by her body language, easily a sprained wrist with permanent pain and possibility of herniated discs
chloe kims BIG BUTT
>>153411278>The halfpipe rotates whenever a non-Italian is going Kek
Bitches be falling down. Literally just stay up and you'll probably win
>>153411278only ze strong must survive
>>153411294is she olympics?
MYLES GARRETT
>>153411294They don't play, they WIN
>>153411307Bros...
>>153411294what is the website to watch kbjs now, everything has gone to shit since afreeca got nuked
KIMMY PLS
KKLO WAE KIM
kek it's fucking over
DOUBLE CORK
What a run, chloe cinched that
>land your tricks>winSEMENSLURPERS
>>153411319bwahahaha
>>153411319shieeet
that method was shit
USASWEEPUSASWEEP
We needed American to defeat all those Asians in this. USA USA USA USA
>amerykanka>nip or chineselolalso someone kill the tvp sport commentators for their use of polglish
the korean girl, before she died, looked the most impressive. great height and speed. now chloe just gets a free win.
N
>>153411352not dying is an important skill
>>153387767https://www.scmp.com/sport/china/article/3343268/chinas-liu-jiayu-avoids-serious-injury-after-half-pipe-crash-chloe-kim-leads-qualifiers
I
Someone bake new bread
Not an 88.Japanese is being robbed.
>>153411352Yeah and if spongebob was real and good at snowboard he would be in the final
>>153411319Pottery
i hate nignogs and their "culture" that is being celebrated by white youths so much bros, i don't think a single kid in czechia listens to anything besides the local rap scene
>>153411382True
>>153411370>33 years oldhagbut a cute hag
ii can't watch and you guys are already calling the winner so i checked and they've only started their first run.the korean girl (real korean not the hideous mutt) is the favorite
>>153411319BLACKED
>>153411415>the korean girl (real korean not the hideous mutt) is the favoriteShe dead
>the jobbers are playing it safe to steal a bronzetraining your entire life for this...
Mitsuki OH NO
>>153411394Rap belongs to all races it's just because they're poor
i hope mitsuki chan shows that coalburner what's up
>>153411444No because chloe will just whip out double corks if they don't go big So they're gonna have to take risks
They can land on my lips iykwim
why is snowboarding so dominated by the orientals
>>153411448kek
>>153411452they listen to the ones that pretend to be rich with rented ass cars in the music vids, the local rap scene unironically ruined a generation
are mountains just full of asians nowadays? i haven't gone boarding in a long time.
>>153411458Oh you said bronze nvm
Korean dog dead. All glory to Nippon.
>>153411470they smol
will it be cringe if i get back to boarding after 10ish years at 23
wife pipe
Women are an embarrassment.
>>153411514only the coalburners
>>153411500there are 40+ getting golds, 23 is the time to do it
>>153411500Change your gender and you'll win this without practice
kissing sena chan gently on the forehead
is that a white woman? is she lost?
i'm rooting for all white women
>>153411545never jumped much, but i think kind of differently about this stuff, like i'll either do good or won't go to work for a long time (win-win)
jesus wtf was that
literally just stopped spinning
>>153411474I know man so cringe but it makes them feel good inside and if some can use it to make a difference like yunglean did than that's what's useful. My local rap scene was more like that I think. It all stems from Bob Marley message of raising consciousness which is good and actually can be European if done right. They just need the oldheads to steer them in the right direction.
Is the Korean girl that crashed gonna go back out?
>>153411624Broken knee, it's over.
SHES BACKOUR GIRL IS LITERALLY BACK!!
>>153411470The smaller you are the more centripetal force you can generate. Same with figure skating.
>>153411593the most degen ones are the ones people listen to the mosthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHc9nY-EOZY
She’s back
Women suck at this thing
she looks pretty shook man :(
>Sean White and Snoop Dogg finally meeting in their post-weed erassurreal
>>153411650the best snowboarder I ever met irl was like 1,50m tall
chinese auntie did ok
>>153411669girls*
she did great but i'm sad for rize chan :(
why is everyone asian?
Rise-chan...
>>153411715you'r right, they are minors .. fucking kids sport
>chloe kim wins a gold off her safe-runis the sport over?
i hate this one so much wtf
MADDIE SOPRANO LETS GO
>train for this day for the past 4 years>fall twicekorea....
STOP WITH THE MOVIE SHIT and affirmationsa
kek all that dramatic build up and she couldn't land the first trick
again kek
Stupid fucking mutt.
>waste everyones time for 5 minutes with your stupid rituals>fucking fall down on the first jumpGet this bitch outta here
>>153411710The abysmal level of this event ffs
Kimmy is our only hope
THERE GOES MY
SHE'S 16 YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elizabeth swaney never wiped out
inb4 no one completes a run from here onwards
so, am i expected to believe that every single one of these olympians forgot how to land or did the italians fuck this up?
>Fuck around at the top for 5 minutes>Fail the run after 10 secondsFucking hell.
Myles Garrett only hit it cuz she's GOOFY?
>>153411925Well check the slomo on this one just now. She landed sideways
>>153411925>assuming they know how to land in the first placerookie mistake
women shouldnt race mix unless its with me
>Spend ten minutes manifesting>Eat shit on first jump
>>153411956Or with me
>>153411956Good morning saar
it's over
>>153411956I will only allow it if you’re Black
>>153411977I wish I was a girl so I could have your children Kimi ;_;
3 rounds isn't necessary
The size difference
>>153411925>so, am i expected to believe that every single one of these olympians forgot how to land or did the italians fuck this up?8 athletes scored 80 or more with only two runs each in the first dayMaybe it's the snow, who knows
>>153412006It is when they fall 2 thirds of the time
>>153411956and a ching chong nip nong to you too
>pipe length is almost 200mWhat the
>>153411977would that even be considered racemixing
>>153412057it's huge, it looks smaller thanks to angle
CAM ON MITSUKI
>>153412000Very sad that you arent girl :(
>>153411394When I was a teenager I had a female friend who was into horrorcore and rap but was racist and didn't get it, but over the years I understood
shes repping us anon bros
>destination calabria in the background
she's so cute
they all just fall
grim state
ggs nippon bros
>>153412083HOLY SHIT SHE'S LITERALLY ME
why are they all asian, real question
>>153412127they spray it with water and make it ice up overnight so it doesn't melt
>>153412069Fucking massive yeah
>>153412135I think because they are lighter
Id like to give any of these girls (+18) a half pipe if you catch what im putting down
>>153412135With small bodies it's easier to do shit
>>153412135holy shit we've answered this question like 4 times in this thread alreadyscroll up
>the biggest tricks of these olympic snowboarders are 720sthe absolute state of it
>>153412158what sorts of shit
i want to kiss sena chan on the forehead so much
is the men's superpipe dank? can we get to that?
>>153412135Higher IQ.
>>153412177speen
>>153412188This
delete this fake "sport" and put this girls on a real pipe
>>153412186i remember shaun white getting 17m of air in 2006
>>153412203Put these girls on my pipe
What an awful competition lol>max height: 2.5m
Brother everyone is falling kek
where's my CGDCT snowboarding anime ?
I thought they got to pick their own music for this event?
>>153412087>italians defaulting to kernkraft 400Classic eurotrash love it
>>153412228They have earphones in
HEEMED
when does the men's ice cross start?
We support our girls here, I don't care if they can't do what the men do
AND ANOTHER ONE DOWN
Canada letting us down once more
Girls are pretty bad at this
It should be possible to hand out no medals
Meeedic
>>153412203why not both
it would be better if two biatlonists hunted them down the pipe
she ded
Her tailbone popped out of her ass
Why are they all falling at the exact same place?
absolute state of canada
>announcer: this is where she always falls>she fallswho could have foreseen this
DUDE JUST GET UP AND WALK IT OFFwhat a fucking embarrassement for our country
She knew didnt she?
>winter sport>snowfall makes the sport impossiblehmm
She fell haerd
>>153412280They have less speed but are still trying to pull off all they can
>>153412280Chinese curse
Hag alert
did she died ?
>mitsuki will never run up to you to see if you're okay
>>153412280spilled olive oil on that section
>Ibaneznice
Spanish milf alert
Fucking hell this is a joke
We almost had a complete run lol
how is that even fair she was literally blown 3 ft further by the wind
fucking embarrassing
so whites can't win at this sport?kek
>>153412316>>153412322>>153412334I have assessed your answers and have chosen to believe it is a mixture of the curse and olive oil, thanks anons
>>153412361girls yeah
CHOI
GA
>>153412346
MY WIFE!!!!!!
Finally, a good run
>>153412361Asian have ideal body for the sport and in recent years they have been pumping a lot of money into athletes and facilities for it because its one of their best chances for gold at the winter games
dat was tuff
Finally, a complete run
judges give inflated scores out of relief
SHE IS CRYING
Omg!!
KOREA #1
kino
From dead to gold. Kino run.
LETS GO
PRESSURES ON CHLOE NOW
She’s crying :(
HOLY SHIT
OUR GIRL IS SENDING A MESSAGEGO BIG AND LAND YOUR TRICKS
>Well she didn't fall, might as well put her in first
Rigged
STOP THE COUNT
why was she crying before the score?
First timer hereIs it normal that so many people fall?
korear numba wan
I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH!!!!
WHAT
>MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC >MEME MAGIC
riggi riggitini
KOREA WINNING
kek rigged
KINOKKKK
they are all crying
Choi Ga-on is so cute bros. How do I get a qt Korean gf?
Not a 90, never ever
>Koreans celebrating>china has logged in
KOREA NUMBA 1
>crash>get bonus points on next run
UH CHLOE SISTERS? OUR RESPONSE?
total judge death
HOW DO YOU CHOKE THEREFUUUCK
>>153412458First complete run in the Olympics maybe?
>>153412486After a slew of diabolical runs I can see giving it a 90 and it's good for the script
>>153412453This lol. Some AI would be better at judging this shit.
Happy for her, but that was a girl-math score.
oof, those get the bells ringing
The japanese who is sitting at bronze rn had the best run of the day.
>>153412497A Korean still wins. Just one racing under her proper flag.
>>153412497She’s going to do it :)
I miss snowboarding, getting too old for it now and dont want to risk anymore concussions
that means a stupid snowboard kpoop drama is gonna be produced soon
holy kek, one shot
worst halfpipe final I've ever seen
rise chan...
>they keep fallingthis sport actually looks easy
>>153412535that would be so kino, i cant wait!
MITSUKI ONO IS THE REAL CHAMPIONIM CHIMPING
>>153412535based
>Chinese boarder crashes>"And that's what we call a bug on the windshield"wow NBC
>>153412535kek, who watches this shit, nigger? Your bitch gf?
Real talk, did the judges go easy on choi?
she didn't even do double cork
I feel bad for Mitski
>>153412535I'll watch it
JUST GO BITCH
Another one falls
>>153412553Yeah
Pls answer>>153412460
> waifuboarding halfpipe finalsFinally
>>153412571Yes.
>>153412571run was very clean, executed essentially flawless, but her tech score can't be near chloe's.
>>153412570will you vote good job nicky tomorrow?
Sick of this Maestro twat
U S AU S AU S A
>>153412535janky Korean-made MoCap snowboard anime
>>153412591You missed it king all your waifus are dead
>>153412571I think it was mostly because of how smooth it was rather than trying anything crazy and having a sketchy landing
Oh it's this American again. afk 5
>>153412590Womens, yes
These women spend like 20 minutes hyping themselves up just to fall
DOUBLE CRIPPLER INBOUND
Damn you burgerwoman
>>153412591It's Half-Pipe Wife-Life.
holy kwab
MAD DOG MADDIE"l#hjit'O984TYH'wo$ith]9'YH$
STOP MANIFESTING AND FUCKING RUN YOU YANK TWAT
>>153412614why? are they doing different tricks?
LMAO
What a fucking loser HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRUH
>>153412604
=(
>>153412600Lol, I had to google that shit. What is this εκτρωμα;
JESUS SAVES
next kpop demon hunters is going to take place on the slopes, mark my words
it's over she can't slow down her heartrate
>>153412615No it's just this one
KWAB
Whomp!
>>153412571she deserved to win samsung bro
>5.5
>has a signature trick>literally can't land itquestionable choices
>5.50 (FIVE AND ONE HALF)absolutely shameful
>salomon>burtonI thought these are shite brands
she nailed it so perfect in qualifiers too..
only real nikkas can ride the snowstorm halfpipe, reminds me of otto from rocket power riding the hurricane wave
Da fuq is happening
Worst thing is I'm gonna miss the short track semi finals because of all the time they take to start
let's move it along
5.50 5.25 DNI, why wasn't the second run also DNI?
>>153412629Theyre weaker in the legs for landing
>>153412661Isn't failure her signature trick?
I'm nervous for kim
men were falling more than usual as well. Italian snow sucks
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153412607>>153412581>>153412555
SARA!
>>153412661Never said it was in a good way.
Stop bullying
Chloesisters…
Finally, she might get first
>>153412689XD
88 INCOMINGUPSET UPSET UPSET
> pure waifoboarding
>>153412685Wasnt close enough to bother scoring.
No, my japanese waifu!
SARA-CHAN!!!
RIGGED
How can you train for this without killing yourself?>>153412686ahaaa thanks
>>153412697get your hands off my chuu you clean shaven femboy
4thq?Q?
the fuck is this shit acting?
>BronzeO nooo noo noo noooo
>>153412642i had completely forgotten about him until yesterday. he made his grandpa pay indian click farms to astroturf his tik tok fame
CHLOE CREWESKEETIT
They're going to rig it for Chloe. The only way to have a just competition is if she falls.
>>153412722>84>84>84>84>84
WAIFY CRYING
>>153412760heh
Don't jinx this
She's going to fuck up isn't she
How can white women even compete?
riggered
I thought this chick was Chinese
>>153412726They did score it, That's literally what I'm asking about
she's gonna choke I can just FEEL it bros...
YANK MUTT DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKOREA VICTORY
no...NO!!!
ITS OVER GGs Kora
YEEEEEEEEEEEES AMERICA LOSES THE TRAITOR LOST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SABOTAGE
HAHAHA
I believe in chloe
KOREA NUMBA WON
>>153412774It’s over..
RIGGED ITALIAN SNOW
the koreans best run was mid af no cap
ameriSilver bros we DID IT!
KOREA WINS
>goes for the most elaborate retarded trick>failsretard
>amerisilver
>AMERISHITTERSKWAB
I thought you said girls just do spins, that trick would have been badass if she landed
>womenfalls
what a fairytale
this semen slurping sport is NOT for me
MY WIFE!!!!!!!
Chloe sisters... it's ogre.
WAIFUS #1 WIAFUS #1
This isn't even the Best Korea. Imagine if they were competing.
wholesome asians defeated the evil american
UPSET
Choi turns out is the best girl
>all falls is a longer clip than all tricks
wtf all the medalists are cutiesgoing to start snowboarding
Test
>Amerifaillmao it keeps happening
>>153412838kiggers
If Chloe's method grab wasn't so ass maybe she'd have won. seriously a pathetic move in between some of her good tricks
This is probably the biggest comeback I’ve ever seen
FUCKING NUKE ITALY
>>153412820>mech mentioned
Out of all loli spin shows this was the dumbest.
Great story mark
Amerisilvers, NOT AGAIN!
White women literally can't compete against the mythical waifu boarder
cutest podium
>>153412870the answer is riggers
It should be total points instead of best run
AMERISILVER
>>153412867yup
>>153412868Did it work?
>like 50% of runs fail>even commentators are incapable of predicting scores, always way off and surprised>mediocre looking run winsEven amongst judged "sports" this is pretty awful. It looks cool, but it's not competitive and should have never become more than something that they show off in a circus.
The age of white girls is over, the age of asian baby girls begins
>>153412903Shut up leaf. That would be stupid and ruin it.
they need to make a snowboarding anime now
>South Korea's first ever olympic gold on snow
>>153412910KYOOT PODY
Bruh they all completed only one run without falling lol
>>153412903Hell no, it would be boring safe runs back to back to back
>>153412871consult >>153411238easy to do but hard to do well and she sucks at it, has no one told her that?
She knew before going didnt she?
>>153412928dni means did not improve not that they didn't complete a run
judges said fuck it and gave some gookchink an undeserved top score because she didn't fall over and did nothing interesting
>>153412942Whatever makes Koreans and Americans lose.
>>153412928They fall because they are trying to push the limits and actually score something that will give them gold. Safe runs with mid ass scores doesn't get them anything
>danish commie tv always skips the medals handover Completely soulless
>>153412871>>153412950It was switch btw so harder, though not as stylishly done
I liked it, it was actually probably more entertaining than if it didn't snow and more people landed tricks. Some good wipeouts too even though I hope nobody got hurt badly
>>153412912YeaCongrats to snowboard cuties
>>153412993same with eurosport and czech tv bro, shit sucks
mens tomorrow?
>>153413039nvm eurosport will show it im going to cry for my wife
>>153411415told you guys
I missed it, was it kino?
>korean limpingdamn
can someone make a webm of the ceremony none of my stream are showing it
>>153413076NO DONT TELL ME THEY ARE SKIPPING IT
>>153412993same here, you need to watch on gay CBC app if you want to see the medal ceremony
>>153413091The worst event we've seen so far, a lot of falls and very poor runs
>>153413091shitkino
>>153413091No. Like 50% of the runs failed.
>>153413120THEY SKIPPED IT TO SOME FAGGOTS ICE SKATING IN AN ARENA
wtf when did they switch to having separate medal ceremonies after each eventi thought there was a combined ceremony every night
>>153413155THEY SWITCHED BACK
>>153413158This time.
>Halfpipe Fun!!!!!!!based announcer
>>153413158Like they had the opening event have athletes in many places so are the medal ceremonies
JUST LIKE IN MY ANIMES
plushie!!!!!!
>>153412993>>153413039You could have paid HBO 5 bucks and been able to watch every single event.
Choi looks like north korean
>>153413277i am on goy-BO, but they kept skipping around
>>153413309Just probably a bit tomboyish and doesn't bleach her skin
>>153413277paid them 14 bucks though ? is it cheaper in NL ?
please someone with hbo max or something make a catbox of the ceremony Eurosport is not showing here
>>153412993>>153413039Imagine watching medal ceremonies instead of event maxxing
nice lil anthem
mitsuki!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mitsuki has a z flip
>>153413371that's what you get for being a paying customer
>>153413331Are you watching the general overview stream? I've noticed that they sometimes have two entries for a single event, and one will be the "Eurosport 1" TV channel that also switches over to other sports, while the other will be a dedicated live stream.>>153413363You probably have the premium subscription with 4k streams.
>>153413371i'll try to do one if they upload the vod, need to turn off hw acceleration in firefox because of their DRM powered by israelgpt
>the tiny korean flagLOL
Snowboarders are such airheads. Must be all that time spent at high altitudes.
>>153413460thank you you can put it in /oly/ if this thread dies
>>153413464
Sex with Choi Ga-on
>>153413638finally finished getting through that jewish drm and it won't let me upload it because of spam filter
Why are the lolis spinning on slopestyle next week the same from big air but not from halfpipe? Isn't it all "park"?
>>153386545I don't know if some of you are being ironic.
>>153387390can you recover from that?
