Olympics Begin>>153367542
good phase in this game. do they play in euro sized rink or na rink? looks like nhl rink
Every single normal slovak is with finland todayplease finnbros rape this fucking cocksucker russian lover drug user disgusting slovak team
>>153389904LETS GO MIKKO!!!!
>>153389904Total canacuck death is a go.
It's only the first period of the tournament and it's never been more over.
You guys hear that flanging effect too? I think they fucked the mic positioning up
Finnish people terrify me
>>153389895yes, czechs and swiss are a lil short of nhl-only rosterhttps://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1qy4a3j/here_are_the_official_olympic_mens_hockey_rosters/>>153389920small ice yes
Here are today’s games
>>153389940pennane is shit tier coach, and he even got a new contract it's insane
>>153389920small rink
How are you bros perceiving the rink? Does it seem smaller or about the same?
>>153389952when do the real teams play
pesky Finns keeping them hemmed in
>>153389928why are they russian lover drug user team?
>>153389940you underestimate slovak ability to fuck things up and to clutch loss from jaws of victory
>>153389963i cant see the puck
At least it has been clean hockey so far.
>>153389948>czechs lil shortWhat? They have 10 NHL players on the roster and 3 of them are goalies
UH OH PEKKA
>>153389977Because there are fuckers playing in the KHL praising putinalso our first line center was kicked from the coyotes for posting a video about using coke, then he fled to khl where he can continue his drug using abilites wihout a problem
its over
AHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAAHA
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONO
it's so over
Finland...
KWABcity
I kneel
Matinpalo would have defended this
We're not getting out of the group stage
>Finnish goaltending
it's over
>>153389963NA rinks are smaller than European rinks
it's Joever, Saros is big shit
et le buuut!
I LOVE THIS LIL NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
>finnish goaltending
No one cared about Hockey anyway
>>153389997yeah it looked closer at first, didn't realize they are so shallow on nhl talent
Activate the havana syndrome beam.
>1 goal in 3 shotsFinnish goaltending my beloved
jesus christ finnland get your shit together
>>153389977probably players from KHL and KHL=RuZZians etc. you know the drill by nowslava ukraini zelensky my hero
afla status?
Trade proposal:Finland receives:Jukka JalonenItaly Receives:Juuse Saros
Nafoxisters... it's so over
>>153390001kek
>europoors didn’t even make a thread for this shit Lol
rooting for slovakia because of dvosrky
>>153390066>coping already
Canada brosdo you think slafkovsky would make the canadian roster?
>>153390070Retard
Olympic GOAT Slafkovsky
>>15339007513th forward on their B-team
>krappo kaka
nbc fucking shits moved it to peacock, boo now I need to pirate
looks like aho-turbo line are only good forwardswithout barkov first line is shite, they should switch grandlund to center
>>153390075No you retard
>>153390084retard
>>153390035Girls Idol I had no idea he is so beloved by thems>>153390001>>153389977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUVOPBEHaA
>>153390092this is an onhockey general
>>153390066/hoc/ is a iihf general now
Ya hear that /hoc/? Brady is a STAR. The science is settled
this is going to be a game where the finns will struggle for the first two periods, then they use 3 powerplays and go full defense mode
>>153390107>I had no idea he is so beloved by themshe makes my boipussy wet
It will be anarchy.
>>153390066Make one for us
>>153390092olympicstreams DOT co/hockey-men-s-group-b-slovakia-vs-finland-live-stream/1/
Watching ice hockey for the first time ever, it's too fast and I can't see the ball half the time
>>153390111nah this time yle has me covered
4 different hockey threads just make an individual thread for each game at his point ....ice idiots
>>153390143Its physically impossible to see the puck, you'll get used to it
>>153390143It's not a ball, it's a flat disc just like the earth
>>153390143its not a ball its a trapezoid
>>153389920Nyanpasu!
Is Saros really the best choice?
>>153390143you have to pretend to see it thats why americans have a red goal alert noone really sees the puck
LundCHAD and LuoSTAR finna make Krappo look like a 37-year-old Brad Marchand before this game is over
Refs, some help pls
>>153390169every tendie is bad for every country
>>153390169It's >Finnish goaltending. There is no good choice.
it's like i'm watching my underdog habsies right now
i can see the puck 8)
>>153390143This was solved in 1996 but you kids weren't ready for it.
>>153390169Sadly, Ukko-Pekka is injured
>>153390169With Ukko-Pekka dead, yes
>>153390186Make the call
suomi peepee
>ukko-pekka-lekka listo-ristolainen
>>153390216kekhe made the call
>>153390209explain
>>153390216jen
I predict Finnish pp will be good
>useless soros
>>153390216Pennanen you don't get poonus and you miss saunottelut with Jortikka if you lose this
fuck that soros looks like any shot could go in, he is barely catching easy slappers
This sport would really benefit from a proper 4K60 broadcast as opposed to whatever this is OBS is delivering.
>>153390237Today I will remind them>FoxTrax, also referred to as the glowing puck, is an augmented reality system that was used by Fox Sports' telecasts of the National Hockey League (NHL) from 1996 to 1998. The system was intended to help television viewers visually follow a hockey puck on the ice, especially near the bottom of the rink where the traditional center ice camera was unable to see it due to the sideboards obstructing the puck's location. The system used modified hockey pucks containing shock sensors and infrared emitters, which were then read by sensors and computer systems to generate on-screen graphics, such as a blue "glow" around the puck, and other enhancements such as trails to indicate the hardness and speed of shots.
Slovaks winning this for based Russia.
nhl sissies mogged by extraliga chads
Who are we playing?Oh that's right who cares?CBC wants to violate my Constitutional right to privacy with their Gem app. Fuck them.I HOPE TEAM CANADA LOSES, and the bus crashesYou can personally thank me later.
>>153390264SAAR
trade offer:we get that italian goalie we give 'em beers + a sauna evening
Why was Finland invited to 4 nations
Avalanche-tier PP
>finnish powerplays
Point your internet browser to onhockey dumbass
This is embarrassing. Rantanen is such a shitter.
>>153390264dont redeem
>>153390249its actually easier to see the puck at lower resolutions since it was designed to be seen on CRT monitors.
>>153390278you heard about finnish goaltendingnow get ready for finnish bb
finnish babes
>me on the right
>>153390111>>153390280is this some kind of inside joke
>>153390225Ukko-pekka is the most chad name ever although it would be more fitting for a power forward as it invokes imagery of a locomotive.
I went to same high school with Tatar and once I called him a faggot
Canada is over bros the women lesbians got destroyed by the yankee lesbians its over its never been more over
>>153390308onhockey dot tv bud
STOP THE COUNT (GAME)
get this man >>153390305 a shot of espresso, stat!
>>153390308onhockey is a pirate streaming site for hockey games
post your game snacks
closed my tv its over
>>153390318Yes. Your players are such sissies that they needed a 5 star hotel instead of the olympic village with sex orgies lmao
>>153390315and look at where you are now
>>153389974RAPEsorry
>>153390337McDavid is a light sleeper
>>153390066>caring about group stage when every team advances to knock-out stagedo merifats really?
>>153390322
My blood pressure can't take this bros
Calm down the finns are obviously scoring any second
>>153390332this is a coffee general
Slovaks very efficient with their shots
>>153390366why does harry potter hate ohio lmao
who should i root for when both teams are anime
>shots 16:4>slovak commentator says this is a dream periodI hate this cocksucking country so much
>bins have quadruple the shots but are still losingGrim.
>>153390322>>153390366
SOG are brutal, jesus
>>153390305what's he listening to?
>>153390366
>>153390378everyone hates ohio
>>153390378because everybody hates ohio (even you)
>>153390397the book of gary
>>153390385we just downloaded the data, next we strike
Ref chicanery already afoot
>>153390385Ah that's known as Canes hockey
Imagine being Slafkovsky In montreal you have Demidov and Kapanen, here you have a coke sniffer and a burnt out fag playing 4th line in the swiss league
>>153390378Seething Michigan redditors hate Ohio
>>153390378>MIGA
get it together binland
>>153390416...and he plays better!
To absolutely nobody’s surprise it’s the Dallas Finns looking the best so far.
>>153390421Don't bring this guy out yet. It's not over just yet.
>>153390403>>153390406I see. Fuck Ohio!
Nemec spelled backwards is Cemen lmao
>>153390330all the streameast and vipleague variants were purged(if you have antivirus) effectively, as of this monring only livetv sx still working
>>153390272>>153390293I did not say I was driving the bus.Morning KHL and evening OHL, what more do you need? def not some homos from the NHL.
>watching gay hockey instead of queen Sophia tagteaming lugeLame
>women at the deski mute>intermission segmenti mute
>want to make haxe>all the pots are too small>find one that barely fits>water up to the edge >boils over every 5 minutesWhat did I miss so far?
>after first period: 1:0>second period ends, 1:4 or worsecap this I know this kind of games
why is Elliotte Friedman always so smug?
>>153390424it's over
>>153390476Now entering fiasko territory
>>153390464I thought her name was Sophia Kirby for a second, would be a lot cooler
>>153390481>cap this I know this kind of gamesthe refs will make sure this happens
>>153390481second period they score 2third period they score 1Not coach Orszagh pulls the goalie and it ends 4 1screencap it
Vittu saatana
I hate slovakians so much it's unreal
>>153390430I think you meant Florida Finns?
>>153390437That's the spirit
>>153390476Wait isn't it just roasting? where did the water come from?
>>153390499She is pretty cool at making my dick hard. I want to ejaculate on those teeth gaps so much
>>153390507someone post the Miroslav Saatana Satan image
The Finns need to cut off Barkov's leg and put one of those Oscar Pistorious blades with a skate attachment
Gotta say Slovakias uni mogs the Finnish one
>>153390540We don't need russian cocksuckers in this thread
>>153390450onhockey works though
>>153390537ugly and annoying, grim
>>153390528You have to boil it in stock before roasting otherwise its either raw inside, or the skin doesnt become crunchy
You guys have no idea how much i hate slovaks
Why do finns hang out on 4chan when they have ylilauta?
>>153390568>slovak is gayMany such cases. Sad
>>153390509>tf>tp
>>153390574I indeed do have no idea
>>153390580Who would want to talk to Finns all day
>>153390464unless they are riding with their butts up i'm not interested
>>153390574do they even exist? i have never met one in my whole life
>>153390388I vote for Phil.
>>153390580It's a cesspool
>>153390591Thats why they usually talk to vodka
>>153390580Ylilauta is shit and more akin to reddit than an imageboard these days
>>153390591swedish women
>>153390597*kisses you*
>out of beer:(
>>153390615one of these days i'll find a svensk mamma on te finlandsfärja
>>153390540If you hate Slovakia so much just watch something else yet here you are complaining>>153390509Its Slovaks you hungarian tard.
>>153390617no homo
>>153390615Thats a man
>>153390580:DD
>>153390476>boils over every 5 minutesjust like me
>>153390615I want her to punch me and spit on me
>>153390624time to bust out the isopropyl
Fuck I hate being a wagie. Theres prime hockey going on and my job has mad money on
>>153390627>picture of the russian cocksucker emergesand my day is ruined
>>153390624I just got home from getting some. Side note: how are the broadcasts in your countries guys? I'm watching the Swedish one and it is KWABOTY worthy, you can tell it's made for an audience that never watches hockey and don't know anything about the NHL
>>153390615Why are they orange
>>153390590Because you have autism, roach
>>153390631And?
Can anyone remember Mattis youtube channel?
>>153390580No one goes to ylilauta
>>153390337im not following the lore so no idea
>>153390657That's just how swedes are
Why can't the Finns scar?
>>153390663https://youtu.be/T34ucghxMYw
>>153390572interesting, never had, hope to try it one dayThey have it at my local german place but I usually just go there for drinks and maybe some sausage or a pretzel.
that intermission was a quickie
>>153390627>Its Slovaks you hungarian tard.actually the only morons who say slovakians are those stupid fatass shit eating murrifats
>4:2 finland winsscreencap this>t. time traveler
>>153390378This pic might explain a bit
>>153390671your sissy guys endured 2 nights at the olymic village then they decided to leave to a 5 star hotel
When does he get on?>>153390650I havent really listend to them yet because my food keeps boiling over
>>153390677The official /iihf/ song
>>153390641Change the channel. Everyone else there wants to watch hockey too.
>>153390674This team has no sisu
>>153390681time moves faster in italy
>>153390689You slavs got this one in the bag desu
>>153390681You're used to 40 minute ad breaks. Sorry, we don't do that in europe.
>>153390615
>>153390337WTF COULD THEY NOT FIND A 6 STAR HOTEL FOR MY NHL HEROES?? IS CELEBRINI STILL ALIVE AFTER HIS SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE??
someone should make /iihf+oh/ bread for the olympics
nhl homos are so bad at hockey and only ruin the team effort
>>153390692That map is based on science
Pennanen is a Liiga shitter. He has no business coaching in this tournament.
>>153390693they had to protect McMeme's virginity
>>153390360he should just dig into a deeper hole where outside noises won't bother him
>>153390626same here
I'M NOT SICKBUT I'M NOT WELL
>>153390680Next time you go there eat some. No idea if theirs is any good but if its good its worth a try
Which NHL team do Slovaks follow?
>>153390741Americans like wearing Swedish shirts
>>153390627>pickeke ngl desu
its fucking over
>>153390337>>153390671the hockey players live in mobile homes village so canada just said fuck it and booked a hotel for theirs?
>>153390741gyokeres must clean up
>>153390741me in the front
>>153390741me on the right
Mcdavid couldnt handle life in the village. He was freaking out
>>153390741That guy looks retarded
Slovakia -- the second most corrupt country in EUminimal wage -- 700 euroshockey players -- russian cocksuckers, coke users and grandpasHockey boss -- literal satan who is sucking russian cockcoaches - Satans friends who were so shitty that they were fired from their clubs this year (no kidding), but they are good for the national team>>153390745montreal cause slafkovsky
>>153390765Österland represents
>>153390615>that jawlineimagine the sons she'd give you
AHO SUCKS
>>153390745They had the Bruins for a couple seasons when Miroslav Satan got his last payday.
we are back
power playd
binlan scarr!
>>153390766Sounds good, I might move there to live on welfare
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
SKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
FINLAND!
ITS HAPPENINGTOTAL RUSSIAN COCKSUCKER DRUG USER DEATH
>>153390742looks okay I guess
>>153390766Shut the fuck up doomer dopici. go complain on facebook or reddit.>>153390753
aj tak sme majstri
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153390766hop the border to austria and never come back then, freak faggot
>>153390785>>153390786I read this in Doc Emerick's voice.
HA HA HA FUCK YOU MOUNTAIN RETARD SLAV
Finncels we’re back
It's been 12 years since we last saw NHL stars in the national teams, feel unreal lads. Have your lives improved since then?
>>153390795>>153390798TRUTH HURTS
GOL GOL GOL GOL
Eating candle sauce with knedliks
we're back
>>153390803
Calgary Flames legend Martin Pospisil
>>153390800do you think he's watching
>>153390803tiesinhän minä no worries
>>153390810Its been 8 months
why is this dysgenic russo-shartvian rape baby flag seething in every thread we play envy is an ugly thing
>>153390824ugliest guy in the league
>>153390763I did recognize you
>on track to receive 50 SOGwe are not making it to the quarters
>>153390823I think he's watching on mute and announcing it on his own to an empty room.
when are they gonna start the punching minigame?
saros adjusting his magnets
>>153390839What did you expect? Seriously. We can only beat italy
>>153390810>graduated high school >graduated uni despite depression >somehow able to to get job despite being covid class and only having mediocre internships >improve and get into better company >nearly finished with cert 6/10. I wish I had friends and better mental health
>>153390830he's the boss
Hintz needs to finish
Post Finnish culturehttps://youtu.be/ffycQlh5unE
Thoughts on the officiating?
Just realised i need glasses because i cant see the puck
>>153390878I want replay shenanigans a la Gary
>>153390839dude we are lucky we are playing Div A. Just like country hockey is in steep decline
>>153390874
>>153390830That flow tho
>>153390886i hid the puck in my pants
>>153390878
>>153390810Got fat. Got old. I sleep 12 hrs a day, then go drinking then go to work.
>>153390857to not get absolutely assfucked like as if we were a britain level hockey team
>>153390886there is no puckthey're miming and this is all just performance art
>>153390900based
>>153390892Any chance of a Chechoslovakia reunion to compete for gold again?
>>153390903>no coaches just Satans loverboys>leaving better players at home because Satans egoWhat did you expect against the top of the top? lmao. You sound very naive
>>153390830Olli is cool, he pretty much single-handedly sunk the slovaks in the bronze game in Vancouver
>>153390903dw, we are still above shitters like latvia
Finland must be one of those places on Earth where there have never been lions, in any form whatsoever. I suppose a deer didn't look fiery enough to put on the jersey.
>>153390895Is this finnish Powerplay?
What will Canada's excuse be if they don't win gold? They have a stacked team now after all.
>>153390363Retard
>>153390900living the dream
>>153390930>he doesn't knowhttps://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruokolahden_leijona
>>153390917no, rather eat a nuke than being back again with chechens
>>153390926if you give me swedish gf ill give you kiss
>>153390942goaltending
>>153390933only if u grab his bulge and say "oWo whats this"
>>153390942they have shit goaltending so they'll blame that
>>153390917-100%Czechs hate us and we have nothing to offer themThe cream of the crop is already in Czechia most people just leave to study in Czech and stay there, recent article stated that the Slovak in Czech make a lot more money on avg than Czechs so.
BUSINESS IDEA; SAFETY orange puck and make the ice black
>>153390933yes
>>153390930We have these.
>>153390966thats a cat
Where is he?
>>153390942Probably along the lines of "Italy is a god forsaken land for Winter Olympics to Canadians"
>>153390966
>>153390966My Ilves :)
>>153390942The team selection committee going with geezers
>>153390977playing fortnite
>>153390966>>153390984lol
Well, Finns, what's one good thing about Sweden?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ra0UYhtqFUk
>no LaineI am so OUT.
>>153390950at this rate we will be Russian satelite like Luhans or Donetsk and they will send us against Czech only to get mowed down
>>153390978>sunbelt
>No LaineI'm so IN
is laine hurt or just too shit to play?i just realized he's not on the roster
>>153390989I don't think Doughty should be on desu, but he did good in the 4 NayshMy Islander Schaefer should b there thoughever
>>153390930>Finland must be one of those places on Earth where there have never been lions, in any form whatsoever
>>153391009many are saying both
>>153390930we are just keeping a swedish heraldry alive like the cucks we are
>>153391009>hurt or just too shitYes.
>>153390998Saab
>>153391009kinda both
>>153391017What do YOU say, Pekka
>>153391008lugna sig nu
>>153391009had surgery during the off-seasonhasn't played a single game this season, lazy bastard
>>153391008now i have to buy laskiaisbulls, too bad i have to wait for tomorrow
>>153391000>we'll be droning czechens soon uh based??
>>153391016this retard got hit in the head with a musket ballkwab go flames
>>153391033i say hey
>>153390810No because I was in college watching TJ Oshie win the 200 round shootout against Russia in my college frat house at 8 in the morning drinking Natty Lights. That wasn't 12 years ago. It couldn't be.
*hugs canada*
>>153391046WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
>>153390930Funnily enough, the archaic translation for lion was originally "jalopeura", "the noble deer"
>>153390874megadeth is now finnish
bitchboy nemec lmaoI love it so much when slovaks are hit with reality
>>153390998There's an ocean between us
>>153391059Our bois won't choke, but we will likely still get Silver in the women's hoc.Unless some miracle happens and we somehow keep it close and win against the US, or they fall to some other team
Wagies make me ragey
>>153391016what could've been if he hadn't died at a young age
>>153391057Good times! It was my last year home and I was watching that game with dad. It was back when he still hated r*ssia, before his brain got cucked by old age and social media.
ALL THESMALL THINGS
>>153390998music for me, I like Bo kaspars orkester
Saros has been an absolute brick wall
>>153390810It's closer to over now for sure
>>153391075Poor Teemu forced to join some meme band because Wintersun isn't playing live music anytime soon.
>>153391075Jari Maenpaa looking rough
>>153391097For a moment I knew what boomers must have felt watching the 1980 game on tape delay 5 hours after they already knew what happened.
>>153391124lol
Ngl I was expecting a total blowout so even after we lose it's still a pretty good game
>>153391098True careTruth brings
>>153391124>WintersunShit and for retards I'm afraid
>silloin oli vielä laivat puuta ja miehet rautaa>silence
The Rasmus - In the Shadows
the next goal will give their team the lead
>>153391149kek
>>153391152for me it is kent - dom andra
>>153391149This commentator is pretty cringe
>>153391152F-F-F-Falling is their only good song really
>>153391136SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRSsurprises let me know she cares
>>153391181wtf am I Finnish?
>>153391181i do this
>>153391181that's everyone in skandinavia
>>153391153this is the bold kind of hockey analysis that i come here for
Is Bulju playing?
>>153390167
>>153391181I have no known Finnish ancestry but now I'm not so sure.
>>153391135how is it a good game? we can barely get a shot off
>>153391181Standing too close is the worse
>>153391209Sadly not
>scoreful draw
finns have great music thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=widZEAJc0QM&list=RDwidZEAJc0QM&start_radio=1
>>153391198we all areotherwise we wouldnt be on 4chims
>>153391211Wholesome
>>153391223Why not?
>>153391227
>>153391214show butthole or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhF-dQwwUKU
>>153391240testicle pain
>>153391240Just not good enough
i love a strong woman
>>153391284
>>153391284my god she can sleeperhold me all day long if you know what i mean
>>153391292Ei Kovuja kuitenkaan vaihtoetoina?
>>153391292whenever sweden played finland my mom would say teemu selänne is hot and my dad would get pissy
>>153391292No Raimo Helminen?
>>153390001You mean Dick Panik?
where is rickard grönborg? thought he was gonna be coach
>>153391322I was once in Binland as a child and my mother hushed me as I kept asking why everyone were so ugly. Father found it hilarious
>>153391322kek based mom
>>153391351He's coaching in the bigger leagues now
>>153391299Something about great minds
>>153391359Teemu WAS hot though
HYVÄ EERO HIRVONEN!
>>153391342>genital trepidation >penis anxiety sounds like you could benefit from some cognitive behavioural therapy and an updated thesaurus
>>153391359never happend
>>153391377foppa was hotter though
>>153391391Five year old me had a real shock on finlandsfärjan, I'm sorry to say anon
wheres laine?
>>153391407playing fortnite
Gary in the house!
>>153391404children are stupid anyways, or you were just coping
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK GARY
>>153391407What's a 'Laine'?
>>153391292Can we please not talking about that Chud freak?One of the best Finns of all time who took an honorable low pay contract to get Anaheim a cup and acts like a piece of shit
>>153391420Dey showed him. He was shaking around. Why?
>>153391407gooning
>he's making the call
>>153390924Has a face like a ps2 create-a-player. He also stabbed his Slovak teammate in the neck with his skate (actually 100% true).
rantanen playtime ~9 minutes after 2 periods?
>>153391427has the parkinson's, they need to get his clone out of the pod asap
>>153391284>>153391299>>153391376My BENIS
>>153391407wdym, risto laine is playing right now
>>153391427Lots of coke
>>153391426It's funny, my nephews say that someone does a "teemu" when someone is acting stupid
>>153391437BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153391426but he was right
>>153391444lovely integers
Isn't Laine a player like https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/231299/daniel-sprong but slightly better in D, more lethal one timer?
>>153391426We love Salami here pal
>>153391437his husband is lovely
>finland struggling vs an AHL tendie
>>153391441I hope he isn’t hurt. I don’t think I saw a play where it looked like he got hit or anything
we fucking suck!
>>153391460It's so sad. I loved watching him play and hated when 3KR was against "finska blixten".
>>153391475true
>>153391441Saving it for when things get dire
please be ok Lehky!
>>153391427shaking at the olympics? hmm
Who are we /ROOTING/ for sisters i just tuned in
Suomenniemellä, Suomen kielelläÄijät huutaa lailla perkeleenJa kun Suomi pelaa lätkääSe iskee joka jätkäänKaljaa koneeseen ja Ukkometsoon
>>153391531damian clara
do brother Latvians even have a sliver of chance this time?
>I can't scaar
>>153391508I Can't really hate him, he's also funneled a good amount of money into junior hockey here even if he's happier living in Anaheim as an american.
is svk the team that got a free ticket when russia got banned? slovak or slovenia one of them
>>153391518>the aspie rockliterally me
>>153391540anything is possible! (no)
>>153391531binland :DDD
>finnish finishing
>no goals indeed has 1 goal in his netWhat did he mean by this
Ingenting kan stoppa ossEn för alla alla för enDet är en för allah allah för enEn för allah allah för en
>scoreless draw
>>153391437
What are your group predictions now that we know for sure that finland wont qualify?
Wow what a terrible finishNo pun intended
>>153391546https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_2026_Winter_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_qualification#Final_Olympic_qualification
Liiga only team would obliterate Slovakia
>>153391546Pretty sure it was Slovenia
tfw no slovak loli gf
>>153391588in this hypothetical canada and usa are also out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QISjlZgP4vASicken how this one goal made Sweden and Finland addicted to the sport.
>>153391588Denmark is our only benchmark; if we can get past Copenhagen, then it's clearly sailing
AFLA
kms
>>153391607Jk Slovenia isnt even playing, it’s France
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
uh oh
brb suicide
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA PEKKASISSIES!?
Umm.. finland?
Fug :DDDD
never bet on finland
my expectations were lowyet I remain disappointed
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
It's over...
>the city of Helsinki
time to dig deep now
se on ohi
binland!!!!!
FUG
>aho just falling down lol
deserved loss desu, our game looks horribleit's the same coach as previous tournaments where game been some of the worst in decades
3.10x on Finland win, easiest money of my life
>binland
>>153391633you're unironically getting fucked over by having 0 resistance in groups. You won't let in a goal and then you'll lose, unfortunately.
BLUES WIN
>>153391616you can find these girls at pwhl games
absolutely disastrous for finland
heja sverije fron this day on
Did the architect copy Anor Londo from Dark Souls?
is this real? wut
german gold medal is secure
total Finn collapse, sad.
heiskanen ya facken BUM!
>>153391722yes, that is correct
Do they do overtime/penalties in group games?
>>153391723i believed in you guys all along
3-1 incoming. you just know.
>>153391745Yes
you love to see it
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why? Why did he delay the game?
H O L Y
Haha what the fuck
Piling on the goals now. Grim situation.
AHAHHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
it's never been more over
SLAAAAAAAF YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER
yea
det är förbiheja sverige
BINLAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
amazing job, juuse
>ping
slafGOD
>>153391772HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
humiliation ritual
ET LE BUTT
SLAFGOATSKY
stars bros i dont feel so good
Leave the NHLers at home next time
That's it, I'm officially withdrawing my support for this shit gay ass team
BAH GAWDWITH GOD AS MY WITNESS FINLAND IS BROKEN IN HALF
We never cared about this semen-slurping sport anyway.
SLAFTACULAR
Does this mean that Finland will play USA or Canada in the quarters?
Good night
AFLA status?
Send in your iihf squad instead, what are these bums doing!?
Get this shitter out of the goal!
Holy shit Slovakia on a mission
The hilarious thing is Finland being cocky because they won a few meme tournaments. Going to be fun watching them get BTFO in a real one.
What's the national sport of Finland?
>>153391818no because we won't even make it out of groups
L M A OOL
Feeling sleepy now it might be time to drop the game altogether
>>153391831parcheesi
NHL exposed
kneel
THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING
>>153391831Sheep fucking.
We are pesäpallo nation anyway
Liiga team would have wonned
>>153391831Nokia boot throwing.
>>153391831eukonkanto
>>153391831pesäpallo
this is what happens when u take these random bums instead of laine and bulju
>>153391840nah stay i'm sure you guys will turn it around any minute now
>>153391838finland is a pocket pingis nation anyway
>>153391829Fucking Anttila was MVP in 2022
with finns you lose
>>153391818Nah, we get to lose to Italy or whoever in the first round before quarterfinals
>>153391831Mongolian goat polo
>>153391831long-range rifle target shooting
>no goals indeed has 3 goal in his netWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
Pennanen strikes again
>>153391831kalsarikännit, drinking in your underwear only
>>153391692retard
crowd chanting mad shit
i am forced to admit that slaf is no longer a meme
>>153391897how is that guy still coaching the team, it¨' insane how bad he is
WHAT PART OF SLOVAKIA ARE YOU FROM LADS? >Nitra
how did we ever win the last time
for me it's Milano cookies from Pepperidge Farms
>>153391910Because of some meme silver in the Liiga. It's Marjamäki all over again
>fire janne olypig gold medalist >hire retard
>>153391914st louis
>>153391914vienna
>>153391916No NHL BVLLS standing in your way
slovakia has a great goal song, very annoying at wjc
Should have picked Bulju for the team...
why isnt rantanen getting playtime?
>>153391914Pressburger reporting in
we should hire a russian coach
>>153391916By last Olympics not being best on best.
>>153391914helsinski
>>153391955He's shit. Scoring 100 points against Sabres etc doesn't mean you're good
we're a biathlon country anyway
>>153391953You needed a veteran Whoever organized this year's team is blackballed and fired
calgary flames legend martin pospisil injured :/
chimp o clock
>>153391955not enough mongol blood to be a real member of the team
>>153391914Brno
>>153391962yeah so how did we win worst on worst
Do you remember when leafs were crying that Wright is better and Slafkovsky becoming MVP 4 years ago was just luck?
Now they’re trying to injure, shameless
>>153391914Elektrenai Energija
Should've been penalty on Ristolainen there
How do you say ekstra total fiasko in finnish?
please please please Fins lets us win this one I beg of you
>popsicle is winded
>>153392000Tampa Slav Lightning
>>153392007you are so fucking gay
someone webm the slovak milf just now, thx
just take the L and stop trying to kill our guys you mongols
shameful
>a ho
>>153392007We don't have a Jokinen with us this time it's alright you've already won.
>>153392023this, I missed it and am now intrigued.
>>153392026this is hockey softpussy>>>/f/igureskating/ is over there
EMPTY NET ALERT
Empty net already?
>>153392007>letmate we never had a chance
>>153391916Meme tournament.
>>153392064statistically better to do it with 5 minutes left
Maybe the Finns should have dressed Kapanen instead of one of their old shitters.
>oversalted the haxeFuuuuuuuck
>>153390766is this you by any chance?
UPL would have won this game
that would've been a sick empty-netter for the hatty
Binlan bros wtf are you guys doing?
>>153392094I'd fuck it. Wonder how big the dick is
>>153392101throwing
we are an esports nation anyways
get goalie'd, pekka
How can a team with mostly European team shitters beat a team with only NHL players? Is NHL a meme?
>>153392101legendary choke
>>153392111raped retard
the rink seems a little crowded
>>153391914France.We're mostly a Slovak nation.
>>153392134just pretend you're playing vs Sweden!!
why is the goalie having a random lifegame now
>>153392133they just get paid more
>>153392149saw hlavaj in junior a few times. he was a pretty solid goalie in sherbrooke.
>>153392142France my beloved
Slovaks used to have kingly names like Miroslav Satan, now they're not StafsosfskyWhat happened?
>>153392133The difference just isn’t that big, it’s even more ridiculous when people think one injury is going to ruin a team’s chances
lmao
i am drunk
LMAO
kek thought he was going to boot in him for shits and giggles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Kek
GOOOOOOOOL
>>153392111
That was fun!
FINLAND SUCKS
i thought slaf was getting that hat-trick thereso did he lol
funniest empty net goal I've seen
>Binl4ndKWAB
>>153392179>>153392179>>153392179New
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SLOVENSKOOOOOOO
Comedy gold
kek
Now remember how bad Finland is playing now and notice how they will step up 10000 levels when playing against us. It's a really interesting phenomena.
it's ogre
Who was the favourite to win this match?
LMFAOOOOO
What a legendary goal lmao
>>153392218yes
Katastrofi extra
GET BARKOV SOME CRUTCHES AND GET HIS ASS OUT THERE!
dont rate that coach bring back jalonen
fiasko
>Italy has a hockey teamwtf since WHEN
>>153392413His contract just got extended to 2027
>>153392218Finland
>>153392530since belarus and russia got banned
>>153392530Since always, don't you watch the Skoda Cup?
