Men's 1000m
>menwho cares
>>153391361its your national sport show some pride
speedskater enjoyer here with info for touristsschedule: https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/m/1000m-------------/fnl-/000100--/race-resultfavorites: Stolz, Stolz and Stolz. He's by far the favorite for gold and it will be a disappointment if he doesn'tother medal candidates: De Boo, Wennemars, Zurekoutsiders: McLeod, Ning, Sonnekalb
>>153391387forgot Nuis among outsiders
>zurek's hair at 26 years oldJUST
>first skater goes on his own>italianbravissimo bravo
You know when he looks like a geek then he is going to pull some serious shit
>he's got virgin iceayo?
This event is Stroopwafels vs. Burgers
>>153391413>so stinky no one will skate with himFound the melee player
>>153391413he movin
how will they rig it against our guy? turn off the ice cooling ?
How do you get recruited to this sport, i cant believe any kid dreams of doing this, luge atleast looks fun
>>153391472dutchies seem to genuinely enjoy this. luge you actually get recruited into when you fail at other sports
>>153391472Each Frisian town has to sacrifice a boy and a girl each year
>>153391472you probably go to some kind of ice skating ring and discover you like going very fast and then go with that just like with every other form of racing
Asses so big you can see them from the front
i know they go the same distance but doesn't the inside first guy have a huge advantage because the starting sprint distance is longer??
Being in those outer lanes is a psychological mindfuck
>>153391515most people prefer to end on the inside because it's easier for them mentally, but the distance is exact same
>>153391515they swap on the corners
its fucked up canadians have inverse of their flag on their legs and arms, with many black maple leaves on red backgroundit's like symbol of some evil fucked up canada from alternate dimension
>>153391515Some stat nerd out there must be tracking which starter wins more often.
>>153391515about 2/3 of races are won by inside lane>>153391543lel
*jumps into the thread*
will the neverlands choke again
>>153391539>wacanada
>>153391472>Be kid>Go skating>I bet I can beat you from here to thereProbably that simple
No way this kook can beat the greatest chess player of all time
>>153391515this is a common point of discussion, lots of skaters agree that the inside lane is superior because 1) you have more distance until the first corner, and 2) you can chase your opponent on the final exchange
>>153391554I can literally do better than this and Ive never skiid before
>>153391472Read up about our guy Jordan Stolz, he started skating in his backyard because he's from Wisconsin and it's cold enough to do that there. Also many, many Dutchies settled in Wisconsin in the 1800s.
>>153391538yeah but you'd have more speed into the first corner
>>153391593>really good at an olympic sport>doesn't flee to europeunlike some cajuns we know
i ate too many donuts and now adrenaline is making me uneasy
>>153391472I don't know, I appreciate getting on the ice and just wanting to go fast as a motherfucker not prancing about like a ninny
rigged ice
damn what a race
Damn that arm was welded to his back
quitting loser canuck
canadian blew his load early
>>153391554literally me if I tricked my way into qualifying for the olympics
That final spurt
>>153391551Couldn't this be because they just let the higher seeded skater take the "better" lane?
yeah, that ice is rigged to the max
>leaf
leaf BTFO
kwabThanks for the draft.
>he's losing, deploy the liquid nitrogen
larry was mogging hard then blew it
Doesn't the ice get fucked from the start?
korean suit looks like a gigantic erection tucked up into his waistband
>>153391708kek
is Italian mommy going on again today?
>>153391387based knower
hungolia kek
>>153391732tomorrow in the 5000m
>>153391554Dating a below average Olympic athlete must be nice, you get to go to some cool events with no media following you around and then give her a hug when she tries and inevitably fails
>>153391740Pure Magyar blood
>>153391740VGH that's my ancestor
>>153391763I already forget what wrapped up first in winter but the summer meta is to find a low ranked shooter because that's always over before the opening ceremony.
kraut has got this
You get punished if the other guy false starts? Wtf?
fooooto finish
>>153391850T H I C C
I only date gold medalists, if she gets silver we're DONE
>>153391850Oh so they can just show ass if it's a man? Cool cool.
oof
kwab
why was that one american speed skater girl crashing every single race yesterday? Was that ever acknowledged?
/pol/ slips up
what the fuck is this iceholy shit
RIGGED ICE RIGGED ICE RIGGED ICE RIGGED ICE
grim
Man, both long and short track speed skating is the absolute best Winter Olympics sport. So good to watch.
>>1533918571 false start is allowed, 2nd false starts is always DQ regardless of who did 1st
>Poland's going to win, activate the giant magnet
>>153391952Polish history in a nutshell
>>153391933corinne stoddard? yeah that was a kwab moment x3korea hates her now because she fucked them over
tntsports commentator thinks the OR is getting broken
>sneed skating ice sucks>hockey ice sucksyou had 7 years
cheating German gonna get DSQ
>Commentators talking about the Olympic record being under threat>Guy almost falls over and blows itkek
>>153391969I would hope so, it's from 2002
they should use natural ice, none of this fake unatural shit
Do any of the 2nd finishers go to the finals based on time? Or how do the 1v1 heats work?
>>153391992wouldn't it being broken here be an indictment on all those high tech facilities with air curtains and pristine ice temperature controls
>>153391969It's very likely, Stolz is the current WR holder and this has been fast ice despite being at low elevation
>>153392010these are the finalsthere are 2 people together just to save timeit's time trials only
>>153392008do you have any idea how much real ice costs?
>>153392010its not heats its one and done. they're already in seeded order as far as I know
Snoop Dogg in da hizzle
>>153392017air pressure is below 1000 which is very helpful for fast times
>>153391946can't you sacrifice a shitter to take out the best athletes that way?
>>153392029Okej, what's the point of the photo finishes then?
>>153392008What is fake ice? How do you fake ice?>spill water>turn on the air conditio-Are those actually illegal in Europe? I thought it was just a meme.
>>153392066so you classify them correctly
gayest sport in the olympics. Irrelevant boring as fuck shit literally only 1 country in the world cares about. Next.
>>153392037speed dogg
>zamboni's appear only AFTER the Pole slippedReally activates the neurons...
white people music
>>153392098>literally only 1 country in the world cares aboutYour country?
>>153392116that's a ladies hat
>>153392098You have to go back Ahmed
>>153392085weird
>>153392098settle down ok
>>153392116when i go to the kinoplex alone im denied entry but when snoop dogg goes to the olympics alone it is cool and he gets praisedwhats the deal
>>153391946>>153392053 This. If i was going against the best guy couldnt I just get the DQ for my countrymen or some collusion
>>153391338
>>153392227maybe try not to look like schoolshooter or like you're going to masturbate inside, next time
>>153392053>>153392247what? only you get dqed if you false startthe other guy races alone
>when i go to the kinoplex alone im denied entry but when snoop dogg goes to the olympics alone it is cool and he gets praised. whats the deal
>>153392247>>153392053false start doesn't mean both get DQ, only the guy who false startsthat said, you can deliberately false start and then the other guy will be more careful and probably start 0.1-0.2 slower, but I can't remember something like that happening
wouldn't it be cool if the whole world was frozen over and we could ride everywhere on skates instead of using cars?
>>153392308>>when i go to the kinoplex alone im denied entryNever happened.
>>153392315150000KM cross globe skiing>norwaywinslol
>>153392389Asthma medication status?
>>153392315>the dutch used to have a TDF on skateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_VesDG-Wtghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfstedentocht
>>153392405VGHElfstedentocht on /sp/ would be beyond kino
>>153392405Even our king rode it
they have such muscular asses, their wifes must be happy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>153392400I was on albuterol as a child. My parents never got me into skiing. I coulda been somebody.
DQ austrian kek, you're not allowed to hinder the guy coming from the outside
>POOLANDevery single time
Why are they so slow?
holy fuck this is so rigged against us it's not even funnysomeone is literally going to snipe żurek from the standsabsolute farcee
ahemfuck Austria
>canadian broadcaster>eh i'm sorryincredible
Holy fucking nigger gay ass jewish sport.
>snoop watching men speed skatenigga you gay
The Jews hate Poland. This is why this happens all the time.
calm down poles, he could have forced a reskate but he has no real shot at a medal so he doesn't
The Polish guy looks like the Last Airbender with those indentations on his head.
>>153392490I could force my cock up your ass and you couldn't stop me
commentator hates this ref lol
>>153392490>reskatewhy bother? he's not going to recover his strength enough to ride it again and have a good time
DQ
REFSKATE
foolse staart wat nou
>Nonononononononononomura
so close
Getting one of your athletes DQ'd intentionally could be an advantage, as their opponent would have to race alone, which is slower
>tucking up
>>153392538>bogdanoff callingwhy'd she do it
ping me if we win i'm watching curling
what is this fucking event holy fuck
FUCK CHINA
FIXYOURFUCKINGICESHITTALLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking chink shitter
>>153392490OK, what do you say now, anon. Wennemars reskating or...
Me when i'm sonic
GET THE CHINAMAN OUT OF THEREREEEEEEE
Roid rage
bug'd
>CHIIIIIIIIIIINA
OH NO
CHYNA YOU BASTERD
>>153392583>>153392577
He seething
KWAB
RICED
problem cheeseheads?
DISQUALIFY HIM
DIT IS BULLSHIT
I told you about China. You didn't want to hear it.
>>153392583Also screwed, probably wont reskate.
check chinaman paypal
He was clearly behind though
ROBBED
>>153392603I guess we're in agreement here.
vieze vuile kankerspleetoog
tiny hitler and the chink should be banned for life AND pay their pair opponents equivalent of medal prize pool out of their own pocketsthis garbage sport is fucking bullshit
>>153392578GEKOLONISEERD
This would be way cooler if it was like roller derby and you were allowed to body the other skaters
how is the guy in the front supposed to see whats behind him?
>>153392623outside lane has right of way because he has skated a longer distance at that point
KWABKWABKWAB
>>153392623the dude changing from outside in has priority if they're close, I'm pretty sure
>>153392623You have to give way to the outside lane anyway.>>153392634Part of the difficulty, really.
watch out USA these chinamen play dirty!
>>153392634His eyes looked closed too
>>153392634just don't be slow in front of someone else
>Runs into the other skater>Crosseyedkek
These Evel Knievel ahh USA uniforms
i hope this chink falls and breaks his little insect neck
Kek I don't identify with spoiled athletes just because they are born in the same country.
Holy fuck China is FAST
DEATH TO CHINA
>>153392665>open your eyes
what the fuck
China beats dutch time because his countryman blocked wennemars. Definitely not scripted kek
>>153392645So the guy inside has to literally wait?I guess it only applies if they get out at the same timeIt looked like the most horrible timing possible
shamefur dispray from this american
THE PLAN WORKED
LIVE TO CHINA
china did the /sp/ strategy of sacrificing a skater...
what the fuck???
I don't get speed skating.
>>153392684yes they have to waitif you don't want to have to wait, be faster than the other guy
the other chink obivously did it on purpose so this chink would be ahead of the Wennemars
>>153392682Actually 200 IQ play
What kind of Chinaman is Ning? Rather swarthy fellow
let this be a repeat
everything going according to plan
>>153392684>So the guy inside has to literally wait?>I guess it only applies if they get out at the same time>It looked like the most horrible timing possibleYes x3.
>>153392705Jungle
>decline the reskate coward
Any there any more Dutchies to skate?
>>153392732Not as good but yes.
>>153392705Some form of tribesmen no doubt
Sonnekalb forgot how to skate lmao
Superior tactics by the glorious leader
WENNEMARS TO DO A SECOND TRY
>>153392722
>>153392645this. i guess he can go again? those are the rules right? not sure if he has the power for it. might aswell use the hate to power on
>hype up our guy for an hour>he's shit
>>153392722He will, in a half hour
RESKATE
Wennemars has accepted the reskate, but he will be tired because it's in 20 minutes
>>153392692>tfw spiritually Chinaman feelsbad
CHINAMEN! They pretend to be athletes but let me tell you, they play dirtier than anyone! Out there pushing, shoving—no CLASS! It’s a DISGRACE to real sports! I’ve seen cleaner moves in a wrestling match! They think they can get away with it? NOT ON MY WATCH!
I wanna do a bump of coke with iJustine I would kill for that bitch she is my queen
>>153392761Talking about the polish guy
BOOOOOOOOO
>de BOOspooky
>>153392782yeah right...
Nigga was wasting more energy throwing a fit after the chinaman incident knowing he's gonna reskate in 20 mins what a retard
USA USA USA
>de boob
it's so over
Wennemars would have been quicker
Why do they go on the outside?
HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING GOAT
STOLZ STOLZ STOLZ
USA USA USA USA USA
GOOOOOOO
>>153392775Thank you for your attention to this matter!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USAget fucked dutchies
sneed skating
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
SUCK MY STOLZ
HOLY SHIT
more like Stolec
YOU ESS AY >YOU ESS AYYOU ESS AY>YOU ESS AY
We now know who paypalled the chink
Which part of Wisconsin you boys from?
OLYMPIC RECORD NIGGA
U S A SA
Based Stolz!I hope Winnemar beats Ning on the reskate and knocks him off the podium. Fucking cheaters
they were both faster than the olympic record from 2002
PRIDE PRIDE PRIDE
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>>153392841I live across from the dairy farm.
reskate status?
>>153392841Across the lake.
>>153392841UP
>>153392841La Crosse
>>153392841the good part [any neighboring state]
>>153391907The female gaze is allowed
With the reskate do you lose your original time?
OH NO NO NO NO NO AMERISHARTS GOT TOO COCKY
>>153392841FIBistan
Polacy nic się nie stało
JA PIERDOLE KURWA MAC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhy the fuck did they give him some shitter in a pair??????????????
Based Polska
>>153392841WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP
>>153392906you thought
honestly slightly disappointing ride from zurek, otherwise as expectedhope wennemars beats nings time but it will be super hard when he's already tired
>>153392920Random chance.
0.07 of a second man
If Wennemars at least knocks out the other insect scum I'll be happy.
>>153392906You were saying?
>>153392841too many drunks there for me
what a fucking choke
if he'd raced against the american or dutchie he would have medaled for sure.....
>>153392920at least he didn't get paired with a chinaman
>Japanese skater cheering for NingDon't these countries hate each other?
>it's not over yetof course not, something always goes wrong
HOWEVER
RERACE
Pinche White people
Wienermars knock this chink off the podium pls
God lord he has a wagon on him
>Chinese guy got disqualifiedWhat for?
why don't they just start them on opposite sides of the rink so that no one crashes?you're racing against the entire field anyway, not just the other guy
dm me on teamspeak3 when the reskate starts tyy
>>153392983They found half eaten dog carcasses in his room.
KWABAlso lmao the Nip "comforting" him
>>153392983this >>153392649
>>153392983Disregard for the rules and cheating >as usual
I hope the dutchie bumps the chinaman
>one more time starts playingcinema
>>153392983Dutch guy skated up his ass trying to get a huge draft and clipped his heel and this sport is stupid and apparently you get auto disqualified if you’re “supposed to yield” even if there was nothing you could do and the other guy was wrong.
>>153392983sponsored by Liveleak
>>153392983they found gutter oil on his gear
>One More time starts playing
>>153392722Retard.
I wanna see this geezer skate >coach race
Im not a skatekek, the dutch commentary saying they hope the other pole also goes for a reskate so that wennemars doesn't have to go solo. Isn't it better to go solo so no one blocks you? Why do they want a pair?
how did it endwhats the podium
>>153393024Seething
>>153393005What did he do wrong? Surely it's on the guy behind to not run into him?
>>153392838kek
>>153393048Nah you want a pacer
>>153393048You want someone ahead of you to break the air so you can get a slipstream. It's what the Dutch guy was initially going for before running up the Chinese guy's arse because he's crosseyed and can't judge distances.
>races aloneisn't it a disadvantage to not have someone to chase?
>>153393058I see, you want the nigga in the front to create a "slipstream" for you I assume?
for the tourists thinking the chinese skater is not at faultyou come up from the inside turn and can see where the other guy is, if he's next to you or not far enough behind then you have to give waydo you also think you're not responsible for clearing a car before you go back into the other lane?
>>153393048Aerodynamics. Didn't you go to school? Never watched cycling or running?
This chink looks genetically engineered to look white
>>153393075>Australian flag defends the Chinklul
>>153393077It is, a big disadvantage. Guy is a retard thinking he can get a good time tired AND alone.
Snoop is there
>firestick tv i got wont let me view the streams cause the browser is pure dogshitI got meme'd into buying one of these things and I hate it so fucking much. Is this thing going still
I slowly began to hate the dutch.
>>153393051BurgerDutchieChinkanother Dutchie is reskating soon
(((STOLZ)))
>>153393048having nobody to chase and backdraft just cost our guy a medal
>>153393116Sure, but wouldn't you want to give it another go?
With the reskate, does your original time get deleted or do you keep whatever is your best time?
>>153393106I don't understand why he doesn't have a point. If there isn't a difference between Dutch running into Chang and Chang running into Dutch then my understanding of movement is very flawed.
>>153393084It was a tiny clip. Guy ahead is going fast and the guy tailgating needs to adapt accordingly. Why not just abuse this rule otherwise to disqualify your opponent which is what happened anyway Also the chink was the fastest there, so it was a dirty Dutch tactic
Why are there even so many rules in this shit.Its a fucking race, it should be simple.
>>153393127bro that Pole guy missed out on 100k. isn't that 10 years salary or something in you're cunt?
>>153393084There was “way” he gave “way” there was plenty of space on the inside for the Dutch to pass he didn’t pass he insisted on staying behind to get a draft which the chink shouldn’t be responsible for providing. There would be no issue if the Dutchman didn’t insist on getting so close when there is plenty of room.
>>153393116he isn't losing anything by going again and his drugs can probably push him further
>>153393151Fastest time counts
He is going to inject an insane amout of roid just for the spite of having a gold medal until the doping analysis
>>153393144How did your guy get paired with such a slow nigga considering the dutch broadcast saying he got multiple silvers?
is he allowed an inhaler?
>>153393053The guy on the inside has to give way at this crossing, if he's not ahead sufficiently to safely avoid contact. And he hit his foot.
>>153393170Gotcha. So no real harm in asking for one then.
>>153393155tourist, if the outside and inside skater are even on exchange, the outside lane has skated one more outside turn and is therefore ahead
>>153393166That analogy doesn't work because the dutch guy is entering the chinese guy's lane
>>153393189Exactly. It would be stupid not to try again
>>153393175Not Norwegian so not allowed
>son of actual germans from germany>immediately can tell he's from wisconsinI love it here.
Hope he false starts x2 for maximum keks.
>>153392979skating posture does that
>>153393163hes probably like KURWA!!!!!xD
>>153393208kek
ROCK THAT BODYC'MON C'MON ROCK THAT BODY
>>153393189To be fair 5th or last who cares at that point if you're not medalling
>>153393210>chinamen blow whistles and flash strobes from the sidelines
They could avoid all this shit if they'd just start on opposite sides of the track
yeah I'm thinking figure skating is way better
>>153393155>Also the chink was the fastest therehuh? how can a slower person ram into the faster one?
>>153393163yeahand they also get extra contracts and financial deals (they make you like board member of some bullshit corporations) and state pension - basically you're instantly guaranteed to be 1% forever
DEZE WINTERZAL JOEP NOG EEN KEER SKATE
ROCK YO BODY CMON CMON ROCK YO BAWWWDIEEELET ME SEE YO BODY RAWK
>>153393116now its time for dutch drug culture to help a hand. the finest speed has been injected
hes gonna gas out so bad
this is crazy
KWABOTY
well shit
yeah it's mission impossible, fuck china that would have been bronze at least
now you understand why our guy didn't reskate
going for it is goodkiller effort
wow this was pointless and vain
how can he choke now all by himself?
humiliation ritual
kek, nice try I guessalso, someone please post a webm for why Poland has been seething this whole thread, I missed it
Netherlands KWABBED
Fuck China
ni hao
OOF
>UNTIL I MEDAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153393149>>153393167Isn't he competing anymore on other distances? Second race after first one puts a lot of strain on the body and might kill his recovery.
He's gassed. Literally impossible. Gotta admire his courage to get back on the ice again though.
wat nou
He's got quite the bulge on him.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEBY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
Fucking yank scum
He'll probably be banned from China for life now
WE GAAN
Respect for the ambition, but I'm glad Michalski declined. Unfortunately, reskates're a waste of stamina.
Let's be real: if one countryman getting disqualified gives a medal to another countryman, then both should be DQ'd.
China only got 3rd, but no. 1 in our hearts for causing immense seethe.
What’s with the hat?
That American has a massive shnozer. Surely he's not a?
>>153393324weet ik
China is a menace, The China show was right all along
Jenning de BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fun fact about Wisconsin: when the Soviet rocket Sputnik IV failed due to being built by gay communists and blew up in space part of it landed in Manitowoc Wisconsin.
Justice for the Uyghur people, ban these bugs!
>>153393323he pretty much guaranteed a medal for the other Chinese skater though. But yeah, Stolz is untouchable in this form. GG USA. Looking forward to the 1500m race.
>>153393314tomorrow is women 5k and day after men 10k (and they after probably women again) so i doubt he's running any of that
so many bubble butts in this sport ;)
FUCK CHINA. LITTLE DICK BASTARDS
imagine these men with skinny arms and torsos and big strong legs and butts all in the showers after the event
results mostly within expectation except the wennemars debacle which would have been at least bronze
Joep might kill the chink I fear
Why is he topless?
Olympic athletes from China
>>153393343He is, he is.
stop being gay and start saying fuck these chinese nigger kikes
>>153393374>>153393388benders
China number 3
see you tomorrow for the women's 5000 m
>>153393336YES THISsomeone call ISU!!!!!!!!!!
the zipperhead should commit sudoku
>>153393343>StolzLike, come on.
What happened? Tuned in waaaay too late, at the reskate
>>153393468chinks have cheated their way to the podium
>4 speed skating races already>Only one titleNetherlands ? More like KWABlands
>>153393468a ch*nam*n interfered with a dutch skater in an earlier race so he got to go again at the end but he was still gassed from how much of it he had already skated hard at the time of the incident
>>153393468Stolz domination and China cheating for a bronze
>>153393468Your boy is way too fast. These seething tards crying about a lost bronze medal and accepting that we're too shit for gold
>>153393343Wisconsin had massive immigration from Germany way back when and, yes, some of slipped in with all the Catholics and Lutherans
Michalski shed manly tears for Żurek ;_;7
We heightmogged at the least dutchbros
>>153393343no, he grew it on purpose for aerodynamics
I hate chinks so much it’s unreal
>>153393496>>153393505>chinaDidn't they also cheat/play dirty in the short track programs? At least they didn't get shit for the mixed team relay
>>153391907Ofcourse. Its always like that.
Paessi bassie???
>>153393488funny part is that some of the female Dutch speedskaters were bragging on social media that it was going to be an easy all Dutch podium, only to then have no Dutch speedskater on the podium at all.Yeah, as a Dutch fan it stung a bit, but it was also fun to see those bitches get humbled.
>>153393637they're going to try and breed with stolz now
>>153393637do you mean the 3k? they all said wiklund was the favorite
Dutchbros ya'll were saying italy had slow ice. Why is every gold medalist breaking OR?
>>153393669all those ORs are pretty shit and at least 5 year old to be honest. science got better
That chinese bronze winner is hot af
>>153393751nah
>>153393669Not slow ice, rigged ice
So, how are we looking in 500m and 1500m? Is the Mutt going to shit on us in these distances as well?
Daaaamn did you guys see those tiddies on the teamNL house interview???
>>153393868no but i was checking out them FAT JIGGLY male asses tho from the male speed skatersniggas are way caked up
>>153393787I would block wennemars for him
>>153393836Stolz is just as strong on the 1500, but on the 500 it's a little closer between him, de Boo and Zurek
should have ate some Żurek for good luck today...
>>153393836our commentators were saying that Stolz is beatable only in the 500m race
Miggers statpacking with ethnic germans again
>>153393868where?
>>153394059Saw it on Eurosport 1 with Kromowidjojo doing the interview.
>>153394116found it, thanks
>>153394189Got a screencap?
>>153394328
>>153394529Oelala
I know I'm late but did someone make a bunch of webms of female skaters with big, thick , muscular thighs and asses?Were their bodies good this year?
>>153394529she would not do well in speed skating
>>153395279the bodies are as good as ever but the camerawork is purposely anti butt enjoyer
>>153395346disappointing to hear. I hope some keyed coomers find the best network streams to clip footage from.
>>153393933Our boo was faster at the start. So it could be.
>>153394529>>153395346Great tits and sexy hips
