>Lap:#8337>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153386053>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq (embed)>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Car Launch dates:Aston Martin: 9 FebruaryCheatLaren: 9 February>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-cheatcedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-cheatcedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR (nowins): 0>News:Sir Max Verstappen looks mighty fast and is the favorite for the 2026 F1 championshipMcpedos revealed a livery that's kinda boringAMR copy pasted their livery, but with a matte finish, because Nui's irrational hatred towards the air demanded it.Mickey Mouse Nowins says the cars feel a lot like the 2017 F2s and sack of shit Brown doesn't like the sound of that apparently.Cheatlaren cheats but apparently failed at it (KWAB)
>>153391826
death to m*rcedes as always
TEAM Driver(s) Total laps completed Kilometres covered>Williams Carlos Sainz, Alexander Albon 145 785>Red Bull Max Verstappen 136 736>Ferrari Lewis Hamilton, Charles Leclerc 132 714>Audi Gabriel Bortoleto, Niko Hulkenberg 122 660>Haas Esteban Ocon 115 622>McLaren Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris 112 606>Cadillac Valtteri Bottas, Sergio Perez 107 579>Mercedes George Russell, Andrea Kimi Antonelli 86 465>Alpine Franco Colapinto, Pierre Gasly 77 416>Racing Bulls Arvid Lindblad 75 406>Aston Martin Lance Stroll 36 195nuihonderbros...
migu
>>153391826>no unterhund statuslame
>>153391873TMD
>>153391915hey
On the one hand, if the fia bans mercs cheat engine, we will probably get a leclerc wdc or another max wdcon the other hand, if they allow mercs cheat engine, hamilton is gonna get completely btfo by the guy he replaced and the guy that replaced himdecisions decisions
>>153391927THIS IS SO CUTE!!!
i lost a drawing of Bottass strangling Al-Hamil during the sabotage erahe had his hands covering the joggercan somebody post it?
amx
>>153391900It's the MP4-18 againMassive innovations everywhere but no one will be able to tame them until 2031.
>>153391865Probably, but it doesn't hurt to try, right? I mean it's not like there's much value in posting here anyway, but considering he's clearly a very hurt individual there's no cost of trying to understand and help bring him back to becoming a human again.
>>153391999>tame themthat's a weird way to say "cheating"
>>153391927this guy cant park a car btw
>>153392006keep this in the old thread thanks
>>153392006UR SO MAD UR STILL GOING LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>153391999"Massive innovations", when talking about the Mclaren 2003-04 saga. This is why Newey is the 2nd most overrated person in F1 history, ladies and gentlemen.
Whats /g/ opinion about the new English rose Betty?
>Swedish TV did an interview with Hamilton and they said Hamilton was in such a bad mood, the interviewer had never seen him like that..his body language seemed to suggest the season is already over.HAMMOBROS....
>>153392105install gentoo?
>>153392160already discussed last thread
>>153392160no more illegal cheat cars for the gay loser :(
>>153392105wrong thread max
The kim k effect.
>>153392162kek, gee, spee, all the same
>>153392209
>>153392160>sir poois, you must be within 3 tenths of sharl
>>153392160>has to spend his last season getting cooked by lechuck in a potentially worse shitbox than last year
dont ask me why but i think hamilton will outperform chuck this year
>>153392006I get it, I also like responding to things I shouldn't.
>>153392394why do you think that anon?
>>153392290I'm okay with this
>>153392209How do Hamilton fans not get embarrassed when he says stuff like this (the 2nd part)? Or a better question, how do Hamilton fans stay Hamilton fans when he says stuff like this? The human mind truly is a unbelievable thing.
>>153392449he didn't say it, it was click bait
>>153392060Fuck You janny
>shit car>waiting for the FIA to approve the B spec for Melbourne >FIA says lol no you aren't allowed to cheat like the rest>P4 in the constructors That's the script they're going with this season, I've read it.
>>153392559>P4Y-yeah...
Slippy Dutch
ollie bearman and kimi antonelli were viciously raped by multiple senior sponsor representatives and thus unable to perform at expected levels at day 1 of testing
>>153391826Max Versteppin or something idk
>>153392600yes Alpine will get the dodgy engines since they've already been the target of industrial espionage
gimi
>>153392006Would he do the same for you, had the roles been reversed? No. So what you're doing is simply an exercise in futility.
>>153392449All the Hamilton fans are black and that's all those racists care about
>Alonso retires after the first race because the PU is so shitWho replaces him for the rest of the season? Yuki?
>>153392160Saw an article just now that claimed Lewlew had said it's bad for the sport if Mercedes has a big advantage
>>153392985That brazilian f2 winner idk his name
>>153393004DRUGO
>>153392985Seb unironically
>>153393004>Felipe Drugovich Roncato (born 23 May 2000) is a Brazilian racing driver who competes in Formula E for Andretti>Following his signing with Andretti in Formula E, Drugovich departed Aston Martin F1
Ferrari looks like it lacks Downforce, especially at the rear, that is not easy to fix
If you having a bad time just remember :Youre not Alonso
>>153393120actually ironically
>>153391923Jesus Christ, that's my oc paint masterpiece from almost a decade ago. Thank you argiebro, you made me nostalgic
>>153393195>almost a decade agorocking that 7.5 inch cock
>>153393331It feels like a decade ago...
this season gna be kinoretard meme races full of monaco tier drs trains where people in real time realize what bad idea the regs were, but we are in too deep so the mickey mouse show has to go on and everyone speaks in code about how shit they arefunny b plot of entire season worth of mindbreak for hamilton and alonso
>>153393331>2022 was 22 years agotime flies
>10 years
>>153394055Just go fast. What's the matter?
2030 is in less than 4 years
Time... It moves...
>>1533922090-48 incoming
>>153394080>Blocks your hot lap
too complicated
>Honda is a piece of shit againVerstappen managed to get 4 titles with them anyway kek
I still believe
>>153392209chuck looks happy and hasn't doomspoken though so it's just hammo
>>153391826>Bungkonkcec
>>153391862
>2012 was 20 years ago
>>153395008TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
i really fucking hate chucks dog piece of shit thinks everythings a fucking game
>>153395141you are jealous
>On Verstappen's fastest lap (highest top speed of the day), the engine reached 12,086 RPM in eighth gear>On Stroll's fastest lap, the Honda engine reached 10,277 RPM in eighth gearHondabros, we're just unterhunding right???
my penis looks like this
QRD on Leo?
>>153394477Its always so cool to see someone repost this crap I made
Now that Max Verstappen has won the 2026 world driving champio what are your hopes for 2027?Haas to move from 4th to 3rd?Linblad's first season in Red Bull?Ferrari to make progress from 7th?
cadillac status?
>>153396199They didn't tell you, Checo? Ay, ay, ay.
>>153395964
>>153395964drove f1 in 1974 and was the first finnish f1 driver
>>153395964he participated in the rwandan genocide and got off scot free because of his connections to mossad
Penelope Kvyat's wet cunny.Total and absolute death to mc*aren, mer*edes and hamil*on, as usual
>>153396034What a drive by Max that he won the whole thing even though Lance Stroll got the most wins. I hope next year he takes it
list of f1 drivers with over 20cm cocks:isack hadjar (24.7cm)lewis hamilton (20.2cm)gabriel bortoleto (21.0cm)
>>153395777it's silver and full of sponsor logos?
Ollie Bearman's 30 year-old gf
browsing /r/unitedkingdom daily is like reading a book about the decline of a civilisation
Your reminder for the year ahead (pic rel) that Mercedes are not going to modify their engine. Despite RBPT, Honda, Ferrari, and Audi all grouping together. Finally, fuck the FIA.
>>153392985>Yuki?We can dream.
>>153388359Holy shit, this reminds me of some of the absolute dodginess I've seen on absolute shitbox tuner cars during my time as a tuner/builder.That piece of fucking cushion foam that was cut out with a box cuter is killing me, nevermind the "Timmy's first SR swap" wiring job.This is straight up 80s Italian motorsport way of building shit.
>>153397163>"we aren't cheating, because the fia didn't tell us to stop. :)">not the fastest car on the field
>>153395777>>153397456truth >>153396871>>153396983false
Some teams are going to have pretty much an entire season's worth of running before aus gp.
cadillac is going to 24-0 asston shartinscreencap this post
>>153397655VBased
>Be Merc>Build a cheat engine>Fizzy drinks man is still faster>The Zoomer Eboy and his Comedy Australian Sidekick are still faster
Fellow /f1/ posters, I have an announcement.
>>153397748The lies & propaganda within Formula 1 have gone on long enough.
>>153397748NEW D2 SHIT JUST DROPPED!! I KNOW!basedjackdiablopoinbtingatsorceress.jpg
>>153397770As such, I can no longer conform with my own posts.
>>153397748
>>153397788I refuse to refer to the "Cadillac" by that title.Henceforth I shall refer to it as the Dallara-Ferrari, since, that's what it actually is.
>>153397775>>153397789don't interrupt the speech
>the race's grand revelation about max's "clever adaptation" to the new rules was saying he uses engine brakingthis makes yelistener look like practicer of dark arts
>>153397820>>>/wsg/6090808
>>153397485testing
>>153397893Yes testing is happening. What of it?
>>153397808>Dallara-Ferrariyeah but how are you going to differentiate it from the other Dallara-Ferrari
>>153397163>had assurancesyes, 'you' (reminder that t*rger doesn't actually have anything to do with m*mg hpp) definitely kept the fia in the loop during every step of the design processdeath to t*rgerdeath to m*rcedes
>>153397893Yeah but at that level of motorsport? With that amount of rapid prototyping resources, design tools, thermal and CFD modeling?"Douglas, the engineers back at the factory want you to seal off the gaps with some foam from one of the shipping crates to see what happens. Oh and mind the wiring harness, it's held on with tape. Right, off you go."They should be testing the car in race form at this point, not a general proof-of-concept mode.Maybe I'm just too much like Ron.
>>153398010>rapid prototyping resources, design tools, thermal and CFD modelingnone of those are actually racing the car on track though
>>153397910Good point.
max and Lando are qUICKKKKKNARB IS SHARTING
>>153392209basedmotorwait, he doesnt have a degree???? then how is he able to tell the team what they have to do with the car?? makes no sensei still cant believe the retards that said that ferrari was making a mistake for not listening to q1 hamilton
>>153393120"lets not do that to sebastian"
>>153393183i am>>153397820thats crazy
>>153397893test this for me*SHITS ON YOUR FACE*
what can we overreact to from the test timings
>>153398010>Yeah but at that level of motorsport?there's no need to overdo something if it doesn't need overdoing, no matter how high the level
>>153398184Hamilton got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153398010have you ever been actually near a racecar (or even any non-mass produced supercar)? they are all super shoddily builtkeep in mind stuff just needs to hold together for 2 hours at most while being as light as possible. if there's no thermal/mechanical constraints, packing foam and gaffa tape will do fine
>>153398072CA01 Dallara-Ferrari ver. TWG
yall got any rare ollies?
Just watched the perks of being a wallflower, this shit was so fucking gay oh my god. I thought I could empathize with the mc cause we both were autistic fucks in school and wanted to kill ourselves, instead it felt like the way he was portrayed was as how a woman thinks male loniness and depression looks and feels like/f1/ related cause goblando had some mental issues as wellhow you have those as the son of a billionaire and youre an f1 driver, i have no idea, but, whatever
>>153395964Quick rundown on Leo:>rothschilds bow to Leo>in contact with aliens>rumoured to possess psychic abilities>controls F1 with an iron but fair fist>owns castles and banks all over the world>direct descendant of the ancient Russian royal blood line>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Leograd will be be the first city)>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth>first designer babies will be Leo Babies>said to have 200+ IQ>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Leobots inside you right now>learned fluent Japanese in under a week>Leo will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>>153398553>controls F1 with an iron but fair fistSo Lando was a fair and square WDC winner? Interesting
>>153397907>>153398010You don't make things look nice before you're sure that everything is in order.
bros how bout Shitstappen
>>153398738
>>153398956
>>153398973nvm
>>153398010>>153398239>ynr Aston mechanic using a good 'ol precision hammer with Stroll's car
>>153399045ZAMN
>>153399164same thought
It's reset timehttps://stewardle.com/
>>153398184>what can we overreact to Aston will be worse then Cadillac this year cause of how unreliable the car will be.
>>153392209GP2 ENGINE
>kwablonso's team will finish last
poois has a new negress handler?
>>153399564That's just his brother. Sacrificed for more attention and money.
>>153399631wtf is that fit?
>>153399785He's prepped for a HALO jump at 0500 into south american airspace after that public appearance.
>>153398184Cadillac wont make the 107% cut off
it's over
>>153399984lawrence and lance fucking off of f1 in the foreseeable future is something i did not see comingget fucked you pedo fuck
>>153399995>get fucked you pedo fuckthats the whole problerm innit
>>153399984>sad jewjust like in my holocausts
south american huddle(they all speak slanish)
it happened again
the graph remains undefeated
>>153399984>ah man I can't believe I'm getting flak for my pedo activities and eat jerky on the island
>>153400096max carried that engine so fucking hard holyshitgod please ford give him a half decent engine to rape the field with
>>153400074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzQhX7D7nP4
>>153400130The honda was legit by the end of 2021 before the engine freeze kicked in. Then they decided to quit and immediately come back but not really and now we're here. I'll never understand that company.
distinction without difference
The Mercedes PU is legal
>>153400166was this a reply to >>153400131?
>>153400170They'll find a way to fuck rari and chuck insteadlolol XD fuck FIA
>>153400177fuck
>>153400185as they should. ferrari deserves eternal suffering
>watching the broadcast practice>the commentators refuse to talk about max unless they absoutlely have to>talking about newey, but leave out newey being the designer for the most successful car in f1 history in 2023, but bring up vettel>talk about Lando being the champion* every time they can possibly shoehorn it inFucking hacks.
Number of race wins in a car that didn't win the WCC:>lando norris: 0>oscar piastri: 0
>>153400189nobody's buying it this time, totohttps://polymarket.com/event/f1-constructors-champion
bearbear
he sits on random things like a woman
>>153400375hes so dreamy
>>153400415
>>153400228They're trying to avoid the inevitable, if Red Bull have a good car then Max will be champion again. They can run from it all they want but we all know how this ends
>>153400428So only Hamilton has this diffuser?
>make it racist for no reason
>>153400513mclaren also lol
>>153400524>>153400525look carefullychudbear era
I have arrivedGoodbye
https://youtu.be/B1QfQlM8C9gprovided i survive the next pours ill annoy you with more ollie tomorrowbut you're not really annoyedyou love it
so it seems that lando norris will win again
what F1 driver is having sex RIGHT NOW?
mercedes is sandbaggingNARB by 300 pts
>>153400968instead of ps3 pretending to be the number 1 driver for most of the season, in australia he will cuck himself for lando and cement himself as the number 2very nice
maxshitters complaining about number 2 drivers
shame this car won't be good
what are you guys reacting to?
you could write a book on honda self sabotage in f1 and cunce would call parts of it far fetched. no company would be THAT retarded
>>153401176yugi in??????
>>153401013all 4 of them
>>153401176old man is far too stubborn for that
>>153401176man it would be so funny if a seat finally opened up the exact moment after druggo bitch tapped out on waiting
>>153399004
how is your toaster doing lads?
>>153386889Not even close. You'd be lucky if you could make it at least 5km off the line without a Ford breaking down. LeMans is proof of that.In other words:>FIX>OT>RGAIN>DONY
>>153401461>filenamethats james may you fucking fool
i don't want to wage tomorrow
>>153401500Be your own boss
>>153401553tfw to retarded too run my own boss
Go to bed, Americans.
>>153401500i'm trying to become unemployable
>>153401500I have to wage in a few hours and trust me I am on suicide watch right now
Live updates day 2: https://racingnews365.com/live-2026-f1-bahrain-pre-season-1st-test-day-2Tracking day2 when it's up: https://f1-dash.com/dashboard
He out here trying everything to conserve battery
any person that did not off themselve after the 2025 season isnt a true amx fan
>>153402336surprised he didn't turn it off and on mid race
>>153402336kwab
THE GOAAAT
>>153402336need f1 cars to be able to flash lights at each other like other motorsport
HUUUUUUULK
>>153402336>drinking 2 liters before getting in carkino what a chad
>So what the fuck is this "beef jerky" stuff you and Lawrence keep talking about?
2 minutes of perez....
>red flag alreadyCadaverllac
Bird : Alonso and Aston MartinTigers : Everyone else
the perez dot isn't moving...
>lando backtobacknyoooo... ;-;
>>153402443Link ?
kek Ferrari status?
>>153402455 https://f1-dash.com/dashboard
>>153402466The car seems fast, chuck is fast, ham is.... ham...
>>153402466Intense fighting.... for 19th place.... Against Aston Martin......
fighting for who can be the slowest haha kek imagine telling the gaytalians that their entire countries status is being total kwabs run by clowns who cannot go do strategy or design in any regard.
shit windsalready 2 flagsseems like its gonna be a long day for the lads
>>153402455illegal stream here, 720p shit audio tho: http://vipbox.pw/
>>153402528Nice try shiteater
>>153402528able was i ere i saw alba
>>153402443lol
>>153402582LMAOOOOOOOOO
>Norris goes faster still>He's back into the 1:35s with a 1:35.795.yupits overat least we laugh at merckeks
How's /f1/ enjoying the era Norris so far?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORRIS ERA IS STILL HERE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153402537im a flip, not a jeet. Jeets eat shit, we eat dogs (occassionaly)
>>153401500i do love working from home
hondabros... how bad is it?
>>153402717their battle is with... cadi this year... haha..
>>153402745god i love that car its so pretty
>>153402717not that bad, normiefags claim that red bull engine is good because honda was working on it for 3 years
>>153402745They should have made the whole car white, that part looks so much better than the other side
>>153402745Fuck Cadillac for not making your car Yellow. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>no max>no ps3>no STROLLgodno care
>Nobody suspecting Der UnterhundenITS FUCKING OVERETERNAL MWL BEGINS NOW
>>153402821russell is pure shit
but how did the engine broke down if they werent reaching 300km/h? what did the japs do? will they try to fry alo again? lets do it, the old man doesnt deserve the suffering, lets put him down
>>153402821>Nobody suspecting Der Unterhundenbut i am flip
morning lads
cheaters
NUIIII!!!!FIX YOUR BLOODY CAHH!!!!
>>153402717>down 2k RPM in the pinnacle of motorsportsIts over, Newey will retire after his team principal stint.
>>153402931Alonso is the problem. Remove Alonso and Stroll will be world champion
>>153402931quick, blame honda!
>>153402963He can only tame air, not fire (combustion in the Honda engine)
>>153402916morning my love
>>153403058>Leclerc impregnated me with this photo. here are our children.
>>153403077nice screenshot flip!
>Mercedes has swapped the power unit in the back of the W17TOTOR U OK?R U OK?TOTO?
>leclerc's real kid will be brown
It's truly ogre. Daddy stroll is slouching already.
>>153403128>bring me new fucking jerky right now lad
>>153403128It will be fine, he was promised a competitive engine 3000 years ago
>>153403163he found that engine alright
>>153403163and he has an engine that would have been competitive 3000 years ago
>>153403163goyim the gas chambers in auschwitz were more efficient in combusting 6million juice o algo than Honda's (((state of the art))) f1 engine.
>>153403245>>153403128it's really fucking over kek lonely honda engineer getting the brunt of it
why isnt redbull out? i read that racing bulls had engine problems, weird that they are out and not the big team
Why is every car developed by Hamilton a shitbox? He can only win in either a schumi developed car (2014-2020) or a car illegally copying a schumi developed car (2007-2008). Everytime he whines about that they don't listen to him until they do the car gets worse.
>>153403279engine problemo
>>153403292see>>153400118
>>153403269the cracks are already forming
>>153403269tony stark build iron man in a cave with a box of scrapthis lad can't even build a carbaka
>>153403269>Chad God's chosen people Aston Martin squad sitting at top right corner>Goyim Honda engineer doing all the wage slaving.
Lap count two and a half hours into running on day 2Leclerc: 39Norris: 32Gasly: 43Albon: 35Bearman: 38Lawson: 21Alonso: 26Perez: 20Hulkenberg: 23 (no lap time)Antonelli: 3 (no lap time)Hadjar: 0
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alonsoshitters are already blaming honda
>>153403430Death to Alonso
>>153403430>Mercedes almost 1:1 on High Efficiency
Any Kim Kardashian updates? Will she be at the test days?
>>153402423why did he do it bros?
the vaunted japanese engineering... has been shattered... vgh....
my toyota still going strong
>>153403430>even the williams
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines
lando is as quicker than max and charles on meds... its over...
>"Mein Fuhrer... The FIA..."
>>153403575>new updated regulation on the verge of being signedMercedes dood. Wat nou?
>>153403575>>153403575HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGET FUCKEDGET FUCKEDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMX AMX AMX AMX
>Mclel faster than merc againToto is droping them so hard
>>153403605the when is the important part, we all knew that they wouldnt be allowed to run with the cheat engine in 27, the question is 26
>>153403575>>153403605I don't get it, is it good or bad
redbull seat 2 getting fucked while they fix the car for max tomorrowlololol
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/7fmXgm_-s10Wtf lol
>>153403619The "fix" would be making pistons that aren't the expanding metal people were using for their skid plate hardware (if the claims of expanding heads that raise the compression are true). So it would be rather easy to get it implemented before the season started.
>>153403649i read that it wasnt expanding metal, that it was other thing, a small chamber
>>153403686The original claim I saw was them leaving the valves open as long as possible to use the space as additional compression, but I don't think that ended up being what was happening. Someone saw a claim that they had additional compression, and googled "more compression engine" and presented it as the "trick". When really it's used for more even fuel burning and not additional compression for power.
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153402423I've seen too many goose videos thinking the bird would actually bully the bigger animal.
lets say that im p10, fighting for the last point with p11, we are about to get lapped by the leader, p11 follow blue flags but i dont, and the race ends with me in the lead laphow would i be penalized? i think that the penal is a dt, but that wouldnt mean anything because im in the lead lap and p11 is a lap downi think that in that case i should be dsqed
gonna kill myself if lando wins another champ
>>153400118
>>153403790happened to Albon I think in 2024 in Jeddha, you get the time penalty and keep the position
why is it SO BIG
>>153403810That mostly depends on if the fia is going to give Lando the preferential treatment they gave him last season.
>>153403839no, it was the haas, magnusen was blocking the rest to give hulk space, but the penal was for other thing, i dont recallbut i was thinking more of hamil singapur 25, obviously he is hamil so the fia wouldnt give him a penal, just 5 secs for gaining over 1 min for cutting the track, but in any other drivers case, well, any other non british driver case, he would have only lost 1 place because p10 was lapped, and hamil wasnt lapped because he was cheatingnot like kmag in arabia 24, he wasnt lapped so his penal wasnt as effective, but his cheating wasnt the thing that saved him from being lapped, i think that it was just a touch early on the race, while in hamils case his cheating was the reason why he wasnt lapped, so giving him a penal that doesnt take that into account is stupid, he should have been dsqed
>>153403868well mcpedo definitely pays a lot to fiamg, so its just natural
>>153403917>hamil singapur 25i wonder if he's ok, still driving there, without brakes..
>>153403645>t*d kr*vitz>v*lterri b*ttasABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT KANKERBR*T
>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso>Sergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando AlonsoSergio Perez has gone quicker than Fernando Alonso
Formula E Tokyo night race.F1 could never
Its so over
>>153403575>>153403605>Matter is resolved in a way where M*rc doesn't feel the need to go to courtinb4 it's another "ok you can use the illegal part for this season, but not the season after" type deal the FIAMG gave to CheatLaren
MICHAEL I SENT YOU AN EMAIL DID YOU READ IT
why red flag?
>>153404095bitch was crazy
>>153404104its green again
>>153403868MBS's brother is still sponsoring them, so that's a given
i dont want to think about it, i want to wake up in australia, i want the suffering to beging as soon as possiblewhy hwy why?!?!?!
>>153403988yeah no shit; kwablonso and strlol will finish the season 21st and 22nd respectively
>>153403833Why does saar get whiter after saying medshitter?
yuropoor back here aagain, was unsuccessful yesterday to watch thes tream since wearechecking is closed, did the discord team just made a new site and is keeping it on the down-low to not get attention from MBS and fia lawyers?
I CAN HAZ ZTREAM PLOx?
>>153404420no stream until last hour of second half of testing
>it'll be different this time>second seat rb is no longer cursed, bro
>2 of the 3 french drivers have north african ancestryvery grim
WHEN WE WINWE ARE FRENCHWHEN WE LOSE...
>>153404472Does that mean they're more French than Gasly?
>>153404472
>>153404484what? no, it means they're less
>>153404481nah, its the other way around, i still recall when france won the world cup, or when we won the euro, all the propaganda they made...like nigga i would rather lose at soccer than have shit salary, shit public service, more taxes, shit security, etc
>>153404511leo? he's me
>>153402582>>153402600cadill-ACK
>>153402745>*record scratches*>Yup, that's me...
>>153404444How is it that it just works for Max, but for the other driver there's always faults. He even somehow got OP honda engines how is that even possible
>>153404013actually crazy how this woman is way overrated in terms of looks and not the pinacle of beauty, but she still mogs every single other non white woman on the planet apart from some exceptions from japan, china and korea
does anyone play cities skylines
medshitters unironically thought they were going to be ahead of audi
>>153404772shed be considered a 7/10 in my village
>the newy shitbox won't stop shitboxering
>>153402600>>153402582What happens when you call that number?
>>153404772Average azn cutie > that huwite pigwoman
>>153404831the average asian woman looks like bland shitt. i see them all the time
Perfect 2026 World Champions:>AMX>Chuck>The HulkGreat 2026 World Champions:>AlonsoGood 2026 World Champions:>Sainz>Albon>Antonelli>Russell>Hadjar>GaslyAcceptable 2026 World Champions:>Bortoleto>Bottas>Perez>Colapinto>Lawson>Ocon>BearmanBad 2026 World Champions:>Piastri>StrollIndian 2026 World Champions:>LindbladHorrifying 2026 World Champions:>Hamilton>Goblando
>>153404869Move Bottas, Russell and Hadjar to bad
>>153404830you die in the video game
not just torger
>>153404869russell a tier above verstappen and leclercthe rest seems okay
>>153405004based Indian Russellchad
>>153405004>>153404879the duality of /f1/
>Matteo Bobbi (ex driver, technical commentator for Sky Italy) said he talked to someone from AM and they described the Honda PU as "really bad", with Honda already working on the next engine project.
wake me up
i cant feel my legs
>>153405088Did he talk to Alonso?
>>153405105eat this
>>153405088is there any actual proof that alonso ruins development?
>>153405121nah, my mother is buying this
>>153405129idk, even if they allow alonso, that doesnt have an engineering degree, to develop the engine i dont think it would be alos faultwhy do you think alonso would develop the engine? i dont understand
>>153405088fucking takeshi is sabotaging alonso again
fucking cheaters
>>153405004based account based in India
not even pain, just void
>>153404968Reminder that I genuinely, literally, searchably called this.(but no one will believe me because the jeet has been shitting up this flag)>>153405004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyGZZ--GLWk
Jesus fuck that forced smile.Its over isnt it
>>153405251lance looking tall, queer and latinx
>>153405251carlos... save us, hit the nips so that they do something, they cant get away with thismight have to get into tennis, this is over, not future, when i look ahead i see nothing but gayness>>153405269he isnt gay, he is a patriot
>>153404869abdul really tried to sneak in kwabjar
>>153405088i still dont give a fuck about that. Dyno development will kick into overdrive for honda if their PU is that bad, the fia made sure of that. If anything, the rest of the teams will sandbag their engines so that honda doesnt get the extra development time so they can potentially make the best engine on the gridtldr if its not this year cause of the engine chances are alonso will get his third next year
>>153405251Is that a Stroll clone or body double? Also. Alonso is one of the biggest retards in F1 history, no one has fucked himself as many times as he did. It's almost as he did it on purpose.
>>153405349i dont give a fuck about hadjar, all i know about him is that he hates women, which is based
>abdul tries not to use germanic flag challenge. difficulty: impossible
>>153405352alonso is 46, there is no next year>>153405366mclaren, not his fault that ron was a retardnot going to redbull, in 08 they were ass and there was no way to tell they would win 4 in a row, going to ferrari was the right callmclaren second time, ferrari wanted him out, mercedes would have him, and redbull wasnt a championship winning car, yeah it was a mistake, should have gone to indy right then, but there wasnt a better call inside f1ever since, dude, he is almost 60, he is in the team tehy would have him
>>153405424>tf>tp
ron the drunk dennis is the root of all evil, we have to put him down, that would fix it
>>153403853front tyre wake management
>>153405442>mercedes would have himwouldnt*
>>153405476>even the tires are woke
Let's not bait the Spaniard anymore, he's clearly on the brink of losing it.
lowest-ever WDC result in a newey-designed car: fernando "kwablonso" alonso (2026)
>>153405442aston has no better material available to replace him, and he said he wont retire if the car is bad. Unless I get direct confirmation from him, i still believe he drives
>>153405462All Alonso has to do is return the jade mask he stole from that Aztec temple and the curse will be lifted.
>>153405491well they are black
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153405524
>>153405524reminds me of an old joke:what's the difference between a tire and a black guy?the tire won't start rapping when you put a chain on it
I miss Horner so much, at least he managed to keep Wolff at bay and he would insult him from time to time. Now that he's not there anymore, Wolff can unleash his autism with no limit and no one will say anything.
Humiliation Ritual
>first fart after having diarrhea for an entire dayF1 team/driver/race for this feel?
>>153405843williams turning up in bakhrain
>>153405088
>>153404968Sir M8X Goatstappen
>>153405251Newey has been carried by AMX for the past decade,
RED FLAG!!!
>>153406102Just Debris
>Russell suddenly jumps to P3SLOW DOWNIT'S TOO OBVIOUS
I only care about the American (Armenian) royality Qween Kim Kardashian.When will she be watching vroom?
>>153406136is she still fertile? can poois plant some poos in her soil?
>>153406134>Only p3 with a cheat engineGrim
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
The only thing that matters is that the Red Bull Power Braps engine is at least on par with the cheatcedes so Max will be very competetive which is awful news for pedo nowins and the gay puppet.
>>153406198>He's not aware of unterhunding tactics
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/downbeat-stroll-says-aston-martin-4-5s-off-the-pace/PRESS L TO LAUGH AT NEWEY
newey was pure shit all along
methinks nui is a fraud
>>153404968>Another merc engineHas somebody that drives a Ferrari said something like that?
Ack-lonso
>>153406471Newey is complete and udder shit.
Aston Martin F1 team buyout in 2027Alonso retires quietly in mid season to avoid attentionHonda out from F1 in 2027Stroll finally fuck off from F1
Ferrari bros we so back (T_T)
>>153406471i genuinely dont understand either why the fuck he would just switch to honda from mercedes. Maybe merc didnt want to supply them anymore? Idfk. Hopefully the dyno development hastens their development and we dont have another mclaren honda fiasco for alonso
>>153405901I still don't understand how a Spanish soap opera was so popular in Finland.
>>153406555why dont we see this shit anymore at asian gps
>>153406592I think the thought was its better to be the main works team for an engine supplier then the 3rd tier team with another. The problem is it seems like Aston underestimated just how much Honda shuttered their engine department after leaving.
Alpine dood. Wat nou?
when i look ahead
Oli p5!
>>153406526they don't talk
>picrel will never be relevant again
>>153406592Because a works deal always provides you with the most opportunities for performance, it means you don't have a supplier telling you how much performance you should expect, and it also means you can make decisions about design direction and packaging that a customer team cannot.
Mechanical engineeringcels, is this math correct? I know its over for Alonso but I am still hoping...
>honda fell again for the size zero memelmao
>>153406540>dude you can't take anything from testing, it's just testing
Alonsobros, aston is just sandbagging like noone has ever done before, right???
>>153406716just remember all your happyposting last week and pretend it was real
>>153406756that isnt meand it was 2 weeks ago, days get longer years shorter
>>153405088>4 seconds off the pace>hugely down on power>vibrates so hard it destroys ancillary partsLMAOSurely Alonso will ragequit mid-season?
honda are just sandbagging but they forgot to tell aston martin
>>153406726yeah, if you push that hard the engine goes kaput
>>153406640they might rebrand back to renlol for f1
>>153406600>hot guys for girls>hot girls and MILFs for guys>incestIt's not rocket science
>>153406753yep, honda is just tuning the details, museo will lead the wdc before they get to austria also>noone*no one
george is a cunt
takeshi will fix the enginetrust the plan.
KWAB
>>153405251>not playing rotterdam for thisbooboo carloth
>>153406804sociato is my enemyi cant take it
Dutch channel identification one twoDutch channel identification one twoDutch channel identification one two
i like how lobato sounds
So, who's brave enough for Honda in 2027 when Daddy Stroll dumps them for Audi?
>>153406804>Honda
https://x.com/Control__F1/status/2021900085051949279Listen to the sound its so sexy bros I came a little.
>>153406617He will replace Alonso in JapaneseGP
>>153406804this hurts
>>153406837calm down
alonsobros can we still change the engine to merc ?
>>153406837nigga, just kill yourself please
>>153406804WHEN YOU TRIED SO HARD BUT YOU DONT SUCCEEDSTUCK IN REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE
>>153406837God fucking awful, holy shit. I was hoping getting rid of the mgu-h would bring back some sound but they sound exactly the same. Shitty vacuum cleaners.
>>153406837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEc5YFW0zXo
>takes all your brainy sluts from your engine divisionNothing personal
>>153402528thank you, post more alba
>>153406837Sounds like my PC fan during boot when it's full of dust
Remember guys. At least youre not Alonso
but i am
>>153406804it's alonsover...
I think AM is sandbagging (I hope)
What did he do to deserve eternal suffering?
>>153406920Merc is sandbagging by saying Red Bull looks impressive, they're just trying to get the controversy off of them.Aston tough... Saying you're 4-4.5 seconds off the pace is definitely not good for your sponsors, so I doubt they are.
i am honestly feeling numb, my hands, i dont know is it was this or something that i ate
Reminder the Rumours are always 99% accurate
>>153405088newey bros, our response?
>>153406959Fuck Honda.
>>153406920We've been hearing rumors that Honda fucked it up since Summer 2025. It's over.
ALONSO FASTEST LAP
let me tell you, had i known that all would end like this, i wouldnt have anyhting, never before i had as much hope for something, it was beautiful>>153406990not funny
>>153406948but that's the point, maybe they are heavily sandbagging (AM) to force a new regulation on MERC, I don't believe a single second that they are 4s slower, and this, without even pushing the engine to it's limit a single time.They are hiding something (well I hope, or else it's truly GG), even the mclhonda alonso era wasn't this bad at the start.>>153406974We also heard rumors of the RBPT engine being bad during 2025 and why MAX should go MERC instead, as you can see, it's only rumors
>a man denied his newey rocket by a shit PU
>the realization hes been scammed by Honda
Chances of McPedo going kaput this year lads?
>>153406990I chuckled. Don't listen to that spanish fag
>>153407021>tfw out-jewed
>crofty
>>153406771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-bLdf8Bsw
>hack croft>hack davidsonI will enjoy this stream muted
OOOOO FERNANDOO CRYYLOOONSO
>>153406995I just came home, didnt reae befire posting
>>153407043the old man did it better
>norizzKWAB
>>153407021That's a pretty nice whore. The blonde on the right as well.
baking
>>153407055i told you i was feeling numb
he lost some weight
digits and isack fucks it again
>>153407093Ozempic one hell of a drug anon
i regret to inform you that the pokemon that was posted yesterday doesnt work on my machine>>153407093maybe not that much, but a little
Man RB needs to pain the lower half of the car, it would look so fucking good.
DEAD BULL
>>153407095fuck the nafri
I fucking hate that lesbian looking midget shitskin whiney faggot Hadjar. Am I racist?
>>153407075I read the threas, I am also numb now
Digits and Hamilton is back
newey rocket status?
>>153407128i dont know, do you hate him because of his skin colour?>>153407132good for you
>>153407021Aston always has hot girls compared to the other teams
whats the pink light for on the aston?
asston shartin bros..... how over is it?
Dead MartinDead LonsoDead NdaDead
>>153407148Alonso's butthurt after the first race.
>cars go vroomheh
>>153407154make a fucking thread bitch
>>153407148gender reveal for each of lawrence's bastards
>>153407172settle down ok
i was going to drink a cocacola to wake up my body , but there is only zero
>>153407183zero still has caffeine, no?
>>153407148RPM limiter indicator so other drivers don't crash into the back of it on the straights.
only faggots drink coke zerodon't be a faggot
>>153407148I think they all have pink lights in the backend (pause). Ferrari has it too but it only blinks for like 0.2s
>>153407190idk, but i wanted sugar
I'm manifesting Goblinlando's crash in Australia.
go charles
thoughts on their new logo?
>>153407216very funnypedo means fart in spanish
>>153407238let me smell your pedo
>>153407254no
>>153407297>>153407297>>153407297
Mcbottleship
>>153402423Is he ok?
