>Schedule (CET):Wed 11 19:30 Ice Dance - Free DanceFri 13 19:00 Men Single Skating - Free SkatingSun 15 19:45 Pair Skating - Short Program
what kinda happa is that?
>>153393427Wish Madison would dance on my dick :3
When is peak?
>>153393507final group starts in about 2 hours
The guy looked a little bit uncoordinated and too lanky
That track made me weirdly emotional. Am I a woman?
>>153393641You will never be ;)
>>153393469>She is of Hawaiian, Chinese, German, English, Irish, French, and Dutch descent.
>>153393629
whats the theme?
>>153393664It's called British Empire.
We just can't get rid of the face of Eteri, can we?
Some brit: „yeah that‘s my daughter isn‘t she a beaut.“How can anyone let their daughter do this..
the cute swedish girl speaks norwegian, is she norwegian? they stole her from us!
I hate Alysa Liu so much it’s unreal.
anyone else think cpom were underscored in the rhythm dance?
>>153393672If you're interested in the music, check this out. The music of both programshttps://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00111632.htm
That was it? >>153393848 thx
interesting choice
Why they're playing conspiracy music?
Is this the final or the first phase?
>>153394002final
the czechs seem to love their sibling teams
>>153394002It's the beginning of the end.
Ponder the aroma sniffff
I nearly fell asleep not going to lie
>>153394035They were casting a lot.
>>153394002>>153393904Starting order and current standings https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG008.htm
i know quad axel
transparent male shirt showing nipples
Can they just give us gold and wrap it up already?
>>153394002the free is the second phase. medals are determined by sum of first and second phase
>Diana Davis>GeorgiaWhat part? Atlanta?
>>153394053this page also breaks down elementshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/fsk/id/x/icedance----------/fnl-/000100--/result
ME WANT THEM JUMPSME WANT THEM SPINS
>>153394100Born in Vegas, but russian parents
>>153394100eteri's american daughter
The program I like the most in the entire figure skating during this Olympic Games is that Minions one.
When she sees mine for the first time
why is polish representation full of ruskies?
>a program about the exploitation of women in the world of tangolol wtf
im watching this along with eurovision song choice semi final
>>153394100>Davis was born on 16 January 2003 in Las Vegas, Nevada, but was raised in Moscow, Russia. She is a citizen of both the United States and Georgia. She is the only child of Georgian and Russian single skating coach Eteri Tutberidze.She is a Georgian American.
finland is better at figure skating than hockey
>>153394242Because Poland is a part of Germany and Russia.
>>153394242Because you like them so much
>>153394117Seriously when are we getting spins and jumps?
I don't cair about pair programs for whatever reason
I like ice dance: just elegant and charming moves without having to really fear for the competitors to screw up and fall flat on the ice.
>>153394308You will have to wait until pair skating.
>>153394237imagine the bi threesome
why is this thread dead?
>>153394366nobody cares about ice dance
>25Too old.
oh its this movie
>tfw you will never get to see a figure skater cry after you knock down their gold positionwhy even go on?
Finnbros I hope you don't object to the unholy union between me and Juulia
>>153394366Girls too old and the boys are not zesty enough for /sp/
>>153394366Theres only bi threeaomes with 1 guy 2 girlsAnything other than that is not bi but gay
66.99Nice
>Valentines day happens during the winter olympics>Tfw you're not a chad snowboard piping the figure skating qts
>>153394447but thats like being a horse fan and snubbing dressage
that movies crazy its about this autistic dude who has super smell, he gets very good at making perfumes but he wants to make perfume so good it simulates real love and he decides to do that he needs to start killing women and turning them into perfume and eventually he kills so many women and makes perfume so good that when he sprays it on himself entire city falls in love with him so hard they tear him apart and eat him
>>153394479>two guys two girlsmixed quad bobsled?>>153394481life really is a scam
The Americans were pretty good
judges fucking smoking crack this shit sucked
Bro literally everyone is fucking russian, its over the top.
>>153394481It's called Friends' Day here :)
Fucking kek at canucks having a jeet program
>>153394496yeah bro we watched it 20 years ago when it was new
zamboni break
>>153394537Introduce me to some friends
are the zambonis part of the dance programme?
>>153394366waiting for the day my wife skates. don't really care about anyone else
>>153394716She looks like she listens to rap and takes BBC
>>153394716i wish she'd give me a gloved handy with that disdainful look on her face
>>153394664they resurface the ice
>>153394664is an zamboni a athlete
>used DUNC last year>using DUNC 2 this yearbravo lynch
>>153394800who defaced the ice?
When does Isabeau skate next?
>CBC illegal stream gets cut off at the same time as yesterdaythis is so lame
allison and saulius's "god is a dj" program is fun
>>153394926Gotta complete the trilogy next season
Would you ever do an ice dance routine with your mom?
>>153394966check digits>who defaced the ice?my dick doing ochos on the ice
How many Russians skating tonight?
>the shitter on zingasI think the guys are making it up. They just pretend to be gay so they can watch the girls change.
Is she a towelhead wtf?
>>153394447My moobs are bigger and perkier than his cherries
Dune soundtrack is so boring
>>153395024Kek
What song would you have for your ice dance program, whether rhythm or free dance?For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_avCG9tPs
>>153395052What a beautiful athlete
>>153395007would you ever do an ice dance with a smart/diek?
My arrakis... my dune. Loved those Villeneuve movies.
why is she wearing a hijab?
>>153395138Watch Dune
>spain>plays arab songkek
two people skating to DUNC is crazy>>153395138it's cosplay
>>153395138DUNC
>>153395097For maximum crab choreographyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Q7TlcXLJ0
holy fuck that routine was straight out of that will ferrel will arnett movie such posers
what is the best event to watch big bottom women
>>153395044FREMEN ARE NOT MUSLIMS
>>153395152>>153395149>>153395155my culture is not her costume!
this is like 3rd Dune inspired routine lmao
>>153395097For the Olympics in Italia?https://youtu.be/nVUHHW1tJYA
>>153394995how much of the book these movies cover?
Tim Dieck is german, but left our federation because of poor funding
>>153395052kek
>>153395205The first one. The ending of the second movie isn’t the same as the book though
>>153395178Someone post the bobsled video
>>153393427m. chock? more like muh cock
>>153395097minions
>>153395216 Based defector to the superior med race
>>153395097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvH2KYYJg-o
Marjorie Lajoie is the most french name ever
>>153395138a hijab showing a golden pussy thobeit.
>>153394984Reboot your router to obtain a new IP address and try again.
Is there anything more cucked than seeing your husband or wife skating with someone so incredibly sexy and just watching them from the sidelines?
>>153395273Yes, watching them have sex
>>153395273tara said for these ones her favorite sport to watch here is hockey and his is still figure skating so i don't think he's the one her husband has to worry about
>>153395178short track
>>153395199that's what Kaori's using https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u11CZj4u7VQ
>>153395307Cutie kitty
Ice Dance is boring tbqh
>>153395333it's also her last season so very fitting
>>153395315perfect
>>153394716This girl is gonna erase her even without 3A and quads.
>>153395097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0bt2xgv6k8
>>153395315I like that he put her on a leash, so she can't escape
why does chock always look so mad?
>>153395356She looks very young, I doubt she can compete
>Olivia Smart>British>Tim Dick>German>both playing for SpainWhy even have countries anymore
based Bjork music
/mu/ finally happy
>>153395373she caught evan jerking off into a toilet again
>>153395333I know but I wouldn’t use the Brightman version and it would be my Free Skate song
the best of me
>>153395097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtemrZ7-pj0
>>153395416makes sense, she's def the dom in that relationship
>>153395273why would a gay man feel cucked that his husband is dancing with a moid ?
Nice
spanish guy with red head ruski would have reached 100 points
where are the cool tricks..
Imagine lifting your partner and she queefs in your ear I would lose balance
french girl is qt
>>153395391She is READY:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/85413
>>153395487>french
>>153395487who did you vote for eurovision?
>>153395487Short red hair makes her look like your average southern grandma
>>153395487>qtbulgarian cleaner anon. clearly you're surrounded by them and your aesthetics have deteriorated.
>>153395464Not allowed in ice dancing
>>153395523well why the hell not
Allison Reed's brother Chris died a few years ago. He was also a figure skater
>>153395495 What is she?
Should have gone to italy to watch figure skating dn. With sleeping in the car it’s a one day trip probably around 300 euros?
>Reedtalentless hack
>>153395494Epsteins dream
Merc "sport"
>>153395497 I don't give my money to ERT wokies
its allison reed and her lithuanian son !
>>153395558The country we cannot named
>faithlessBased laser-tag music
>>153395555he was heroine maxxing
>>153395540Because that’s what pairs and individuals are for. Ice dancing is a meme to give more medals
the new scoring system is way too complicated. take me back to the old days when judges from the Warsaw Pact would give their own +2 and NATO countries -2 and vice versa.
Even I could tell these two were kinda lame. They were just tiktok dancing.
>>153395629 Your comeuppance for Napoleon's march on Moscow
>>153395578what about the other winter olympic sports aimo?why you no medal?
>kharkiv
wtf how did they score so high. I don't understand this shit.
>>153395656that ass jiggle tho
Give it to me straight doc, what are our chances?
>>153395688its ice dancing judges dont like poser moves like the french and the spanish
>>153395656 the girl looks racially ambiguous
Nice boota on the American girl dancing now
>>153395688Backstage politics
whole lotta michigan in this ice dancing tourney
>>153395674We have a medal travis
in ice dancing are you a dancer first or a skater first?
>>153395745ICE first
wtf how'd he not drop her i'm never going to have sex
>>153395745NeitherYou are gooner bait
fat american ass
This was kino
>>153395745It was invented by dancers
how many points is her sitting on my face worth
>>153395784you’re goddamn right
>>153395784cypriot*
No idea why didn't RusFed just release all their skater girls to the West:Petrosian goes to Armenia;Zhilina goes to Azerbaijan;with Gubanova already represents Georgia and Samo in Kazakhstan, these girls will fill out the women's single competitions.They can send out Frolova and Gorbacheva too, maybe Sadkova as well, surely countries will be lining up to receive them.Now these talented girls are all rotten in that frozen shithole and we are left with a bunch of amateur and hags, with injured Petrosian alone on the verge of total mental collapse.
>>153395744yeah norway is first, and i cannot even see you in the leaderboard.
who the fuck is this bitch on NBC this isnt tara lipinski?
ewwww tongues
Emiliea hiding her armpits ;_;
>>153395811 Explain?
they fucked up that turn it will coast them
Does this get many points?
>>153395812woukd've been kinda cucked to spend decades training these girls to show off how you're better than americans just to let them go away and make other countries look good instead since people only remember the flag at the end
zingas bunda
USA USA USA
>>153395762Can't do that, their nationalities are a total mess, they themselves don't even know how many different passports they have, and if they are still valid.
nice ass the dance was good too
>>153395815they got a medal in nordic combined earlier, stop showing off your ignorance
>>153395815Way to move the goalposts
im stroking my shid rn
Post more of the ass i had to take a dump
>>153395834>Zingas' paternal grandparents, Nick and Xenia Zingas, were born in Cyprus. She holds both U.S. and Cypriot citizenship.
>>153395812War is ending soon and figure skating will be the first thing russia is reinvited to, also ruskis dont like spending money to train girls so other countries can take all the glory later
HOW?! I swore they fucked up at least 2 times in that dance.
>>153395839is ass a athlete
the americans danced to "Dance of the Knights", part of Romeo & Juliet by Sergei Prokofievit goes hard
CAM ON BRITAIN!!!!!!
>>153395881 Greeks are everywhere
This is fucking gay. But some of these chicks are hot. Gave it a chance, gonna switch to the hockey or curling.
>>153395879i wonder if she does too
Show me your..pirouettes
>>153395839It gets me an erection if you know what I mean
pls respond>>153395710>>153395710>>153395710
>>153395629Palestine?
>>153395897they are one of our greatest medal hopesprobably top 2no hope for the rest of them if we dont medal here
>gays dancing with scantily clad womenAbsolutely haram.
I'd rape this frog boyno homo
>>153395869self-defensive for our inferiority towards the better looking scandinavians, are we?>>153395867shut the fuck up homo bong, it's illegal to post here from your terminal dystopia.
>>153395888Because her ass was foine
>>153395710Best case bronze
>>153395954go and fuck your nan you fat gobshite
>>153395845The Russians are natural-born cucks anyway. Sending their girls out to the West is actually an offensive operation, like we have all been noticed here - they are all Russians! Only those are real WMD which could actually knock local Western girls out.Russia should be used as a world skater girls factory, to meet the demand of Western "Epsteins".
Has this semen slurping "sport" given Chock/Bates the rigged medal yet?Actually never mind, men's hockey is back LETS FUCKING GO
my CBC gem is fuckin up
ok Chock's outfit kinda heat though
I just dont care for chock and bates
>>153395888checkem trips of truthi fucking hated every minute of it. the banality of the choreography, the choreography not even following the music, it seems like their trainers and choreographers were busy with side projects mandated by their directorate s. they do a little skating on the side, but mainly they spook. my only hope is chock doesn't choke on bates.
>>153395968thank you, who for gold/silver?
>>153395888she does anal
She cute!!!!!!
>>153395995Im more of a fan of master and bates
>>153395975but i am my nan you herpetic toofless fairy.
hetero teams never do as well as a girl and her gay that are close as fuck. fag hag power
>>1533959430,1% to get 3rd place
Is it just me or is there no commentary on this event
france arse and booba
>>153395888none of these couples are gonna be in the medals so it doesnt matter all medalists are gonna be from the last group
where are the webms? how am I supposed to goon at work without the webms?
>>153396005My prediction France gold, US silver
>>153395994it makes a very striking figure for their moves and shapes plus the incorporated cape accessory is cool
Her tricep insertions are nice
>>153396010They do that anyway regardless of the scores
>>153396032>i am my nando americans really?
Do you get to sleep with your skating partner? Seems pointless otherwise
Ahh yes my favorite Italian milf
>french girl got dropped in practice>/ourvampiress/ cut her cape in practiceare italians incapable of freezing water or something why are all of these ice rinks cursed
would you rather perform at the olympics or pic rel?Met Opera House in NYC, biggest opera house in the world, capacity of ~4000
>>153396010
>>153396085They both get fucked by the same guy.
>>153396085Some of them are married
chock does all her costumes and the bunch for other skaters apparently
I just feel like figure skaters would be the most intolerable people to be around
>>153396093I think I have more chances of being a singer than an athlete at this point in my life, so the latter.
Italian muscle mommy
>>153396101Unironically a kino film
>>1533960934000 sounds kinda small
>>153396101Poop comes from there
>>153396085Yes the coach forces them to bond that way
her dress reminds me of the soda cup
>kissedok immersion broken i'm out
>>153396118Absolutely but it doesnt stop me from enjoying the cooms and occasional impressive moves
if he licks her armpits while spinning her in the air they would get 1000 points. he should do it.
The Italians are the only ones to dance to a track with lyrics that I remember
>>153396148Thats what makes it so forbidden (amd therefore hot)I thought bundazilians of all people would understand this
>>153396101read on reddit the other day that women produce alien like substances at random
>>153396149 Based ancient Sparta emulators
none of the fucking kisses are believable
>>153396118>Not wanting a pompous figure skating wife
>>153395992CBC coal
Why do the men have such big asses but the women do not?
What is it like to touch a women...
She keeps grabbing his assI wish it was me FUCK
his dad relieved that his son isn't actually gay!
>>153396219 You wouldn't know incel
>>153396118>not wanting an angry figure skating wife that shouts at you while she jerks you off
>>153396219Its cause they're all fags
>>153396264why would you want to get yelled at while getting a handjob
that girl looks like the guy from lazy town
CAM ON ENGLANDCAM ON ENGLAND
>>153396244They’re real soft and squishyThats about the extent of the appeal
wtf this is the hag/fags skating eventwhen is the lolis event happening?
>>153396219Theyre just friends and competitive partners. Of course its not real.
Why are we watching this? This is just suicide fuel for stone cold incels like us.
>>153396317our punishment must be more severe
>>153396293Its not always about the pleasure sometimes its about the challenge
i thought he was wearing a kilt for a second
BASED SONG
>Scottish "music"
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES>>153396307Just watch Medalist pedo
some nice axilias on this lass
BASED music
rip
>>153396303well...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STREAM FUCKING DIED
oh no
>stumbleit's over
So you can dance to whatever music you want more or less?
DA DA DA
cornball ahh music
its ogre
>>153396317speak for yourself, Chud. I'm a Chad
it's ogre
deport her
>>153394984Completely cleanup your browser's cookies and cached files then try it again.
>>153396354music rights problems can be a problem
BRITBONGS LOST AGAIN
>britbottlesit just doesnt stop
>>153396354yea broOne couple was DUNC cosplaying to Villeneuve's Dune theme like an hour ago
abrasive music was too distracting. rookie mistake
>>153396365Yeah im married to a lovely lass
>>153394237Madison Chock is so fucking hot. Hapa women are simply better than other women.
GGs bongs
Is that one slip enough to wreck all chances? Can't they just do some goat stuff to make up for it?
>lilah fear>afraidall predicted>>153396382we've reached the part of the show where nbc won't leave now so i can limp through to the end with this
He's so zesty holy shit
Theyre probably not gonna place but i admire the vibes>>153396359Speak for yourself cornhusker twat
It's over
They won me back with the bagpipes
>>153396354They modify a lot of tracks so it fits the right tempo
Why do i feel like i've seen the UK choke on every single event so far this olympic
That was lit
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLANDWHEN WILL WE SEE YOUR LIKE AGAIN
That british slag is cute
she's a cutie why'd she leave us to go live in a deanobox
>world number 1>complete bottlejob in the olympicshow many fucking times do we have to suffer
cute!
>>153396440It's weird that we're in consideration for any medal, all of these sports are niche as fuck in this country.
>>153396398Absolutely agree
That danz was pretty based
>>153396440Because they have
>>153396451Apparently shes american
>>153393664Holy Gigamutt
>>153396451>this butt's going in my personal collection
Fun program too bad she fucked up
Serves them right for picking up the worst song possible (I'm gonna be).
Cool bagpipe music desu
>>153396440because all their possible medalists have so far
>>153396440
>>153396489Proclaimers are based but they should’ve gone with Sunshine on Leith
That Italian looks like a real ice queen
Have we seen any drops today?
>death by twizzles that's gotta hurt
why isn't trinity hugging her she must be so sad
What's Ghislaine Maxwell doing here?
uf
>>153396521she looks like a dommy mommy in that chair
KWAB
it’s joever, based britbottles
Time for A FUCKING LEAF
mommy
Fuckin giga chad right here. That is one sexy man.
Anybody else not like strangers or acquaintances touching them?
>>153396532scouting for jeff
>>153396317 Masochism
Never ending suffering being a britend it all desu
It's not coming home lads
here’s the gold medal performance
Britain Status: CHOCKED.
>>153396532That's Carrie Ann-Moss
Starry night looking dress, love a good white woman
>>153396561Can I touch you?
FOOKIN ELL THIS IS BULLOCKS INNIT
>>153396561>acquaintancesyes>strangersIf there was some sort of a "please molest me" shirt I could wear outside I'd wear it.
Cant wait for my hebrew princess !2 days and she comming!
>team gb still at 0 medals
>>153396553imagine her stomping on your balls haha
>>153396557Believe me or not but he's gay
>>153396578
Right well I watched one whole performance and I don't think I can stomach another, good night olympbros
>>153396553Supervillainous energy
id do figure skate to some gucci mane or some shit
>>153396553me on the left holding her hand so she knows everything will be ok>>153396591>Russianevery time huh
this is really the best "sport" for armpits
she really just bussed it open for us
>>153393664Literal telegonymaxxing
>>153396521>>153396540>>153396553uhh stop sexualizing our women chuds
That crotch shot dear god
poosy
>>153396599big news, blyad!
>>153396616we might actually see that soon since gucci mane will be 20 years old next year and usually thats when brave performers start puting that shit on. They will probably skate to hyperpop in 2040
>>153396599He does look like a butt masher for sure.
>>153396630pit bros
>>153396641>our womenshe's from Brest in France
That cover sucks
Fuck, we choked it
this singer needs to stop smoking
BASED
Goddamn leafs good show
Canadian bro bawling at the end is cringe christ
*mic drop*
>80% of the couples have the same couches in the same Canadian schoolHow does that even work? They must know all each other routines and practices.
his butt is bigger than hers he would get so much traction in mating press if he wasn't gay
Okay that was beautiful..
>>153396699brest? ova here
they're SOBBING
wow
>>153396716give him a break he's gay
My fat cock is out for Madison, Let's go
>Tears? Tears?!!!
Dude the audience is fucking crying
why are the little girls on the ice skating around
was that Galifianakis in the crowd?
>>153396759i'm cryingout of my penis
>>153396759Anyone with a soul is crying right now
BORING BULLSHITEVERYONE LIKE>how bjuuuuuuuuutifelmy ass!
Galifianakis is happy
>>153396760Trying to get away from creeps like you
Holy those spread legs though..And did they kiss at one point?
>i'm crying, give me points
fuck, all these years have softened me too muchit was a beautiful show
>>153396707you just won bronze at least
>>153396735
That was soul
>>153396641
US Americans could never. They only know technical proficiency. They don’t know beauty or soul.
gayest guy so far
What's wrong?
Oh Canada !
Madi time
Our commentators were excatic about this program. I thought it was kinda boring...
That puss shot really won it for them
Nooooo I missed something truly kino at work damn You
Can we still win?
>>153396836>why did i choose to be gay
>cape
GO LEAFS
no capes!
>>153396843screencap?
>>153396849a medal yes gold idk
>>153396782>I am>therefore I am a contrarianSpring von der nächsten Brücke
Time to mute and something else.
>Chock friendzoned him for 13 yearswew lad
>Americans appropriating other cultures for their programmeGo figure
Chock is going to choke
>>153396836they just told him that revery didnt make it in greeces eurovision song choice final
chock looks like she would suck the fuckin life force outta ya
Just one gold at this olympics is all im asking for
happy for the canucks they deserve itkind of hope they stay #1
I was holding to watch all of them but I couldnt hold it and pooped my pants
>>153396874They truly are a disgusting horde of vermin.
American BVLL
shit is that the paint it black version they used in season 2 of westworld for the shogunworld scene?
good lord Madison Chock is pure sex
she's just aura farming with the cape
PAINT IT BLACK SCORE
This isn't "paint it black"
kino routine 2bhhhhh
Rolling Stones sucksThey are the Simpsons of "Rock 'n Roll"
my mom switched it from curling and hockey to this dancing stuff? whos right bros?
>>153396874Figure skating is an American sport. Everyone else is appropriating their culture
Insane pressure on Americans, no chance
not as good as Canada desu
It's the Paint it Black remix from Westworld, right? Djawadi GOAT
>>153396927So true
you can tell if she was your gf she'd boss you around like in wehrmacht
Has Mommy Madison skated yet
You can't tell me this guy isn't russian
chock has too much aura, its turns negative like a black hole
what if they just forgot the next move halfway through
>>153396894Yeah I really like that piper chick
she has a really cute ass
>ponomarenko>malinin
Give them the gold
did she just stab him in the back at the end?
new gold
>>153396911I pray a baby gets to crawl out of there someday
>>153396911
last half of performance was pretty mid
>level 3 for maddie's diagonal step sequenceuh oh
If they score ahead of the Luigis and the Leafs this shit is rigged
KINO
is chock hapa?
I have no idea how this is judged, no opinion on whether it was better than Canada or not. Just watch number go up in the top left.
>reviewhere comes the screw job
that was pretty cool not gonna lie
>15 years of friendzoning grim
>>153396986he was supposed to be the """"bull""""
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Kinooo. Loved it.
The JewSA pair are doing well!
this is shit, how are people enjoying watching this?
elite
>>153397005They take a minute to decide the final score
>>153396911BUILT
WMAF SUPREMACY
nice try, HOWEVER
>>153396911what is sex like
They were pretty technical and speed might killI did like Canada's better though
>>153397003Mystery meat
Lmao happy to see other people liked it i kinda zoned out
>>15339702095% of this thread are lurkers gooning to the girl (or guy) skaters’ asses and crotches.
>>153397010american bull not black?
>>153397035Salty milk and coins
>>153397035The touchy feely parts are great, penetration is overrated
I think that's gold
>>153397023>they take a minute to accept donations for the other half of the made up points
is that will ferrel ?
>>153397023How do they get the technical score part judged live?Again, you could tell me that was the greatest performance in history or totally mid and enough for 12th place and I would be non the wiser.
Wait so the French are ahead anyway since they're after right? We're not getting gold bros.... Well maybe
STOP THE COUNT
that french guys neck is huge
>>153397033Her husband is a pedo
their speed was a little slower than in the team event I think
DESERVED
yooo that french dude is zesty as hell lmao
>>153396897Based
This music always reminds me amerikeks died for lgbt rights in vietnam and still lost lol
How the fuck??? The entire second half of the free was fucking mid.
>>153397066They were onlly ahead by half a point after the rhythm dance anything is possible
chock and bates cant beat a girl and her gay
>>153397087well yes he actually is.
>>153397059I buy this.>season's best>french never scored this highthey're just toying with us they won't let us win it's too obvious
Why do they make the men dress so gay? Do you get extra globohomo points?
how much is drumpf paying for the rigging thats going on these olimpics?
Bring out the steroid-pumped French Amazonian Tomyris
The world just got chocked and baited Holy based The Whale soundtrack kino
French chick is on roids
>>153397093extra points for a banger song
It's ogre
how do you even get into ice dancing as a young boy?
>>153397059Hard to call it overrated when I coom in 2 minutes bareback with same woman of 12 years
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!
The fuck is this music, sounds like whale noises
Are we that good in figure skating or is the olympics letting us stack golds through /fs/
lol "the whale" really
>>153397129first you get molested then they measure your skate size
found the zestiest nigga in all of France
Why isn't there a pair of 2 men or 2 women? Is olimpics homophobic?
>>153397129You probably start trying figure skating flips and then transition to it
>yfw you will never dance with asian qt and bury your face into her chest afterward
the fuck is that music? do they really want to win?
>>153397129Some old guy's finger up your bum apparently
Damn she thicc
>>153397135Literally from a movie called The Whale.
>>153397147Fo shrr Sorry I didn’t have the chance to use that until now
>>153397135Sit down I have to tell you something...
Stop the count. This french chick is roiding
least zesty nigga in france
>>153397129It's a combination of being good at ice skating, and being good at being gay
>>153397147You’ve clearly never been to Monaco if you think this nigga is the zestiest. That place is teeming with twinks.
She needs to show her ass more
>>153397135me when I'm farting in the bathroom at 2AM
>>153397114no way they will reach 77 on technical elements
great ass in see through panties
>>153397156Her chemistry with him is crazy, and she seems like she must be a fucking animal in bed
why are they dancing to sad movie soubdtracks? What happened to clasicall music.
>>153397157the fix is in
she got those Chun Li thighs
you guys havent been missing out on french girls, have you?
>>153397162her biceps are literally bigger than mine she could/hopefully would rip my cock off
can you see her nips?
chock did not look that happy 2bh
skull crushing legs
What is this song its so familiar?
you just know this girl has threesomes with migrants
actually mid
Why are non Americans so emotional? They just really know how to make people cry damn.
her thighs are same size of my torso
>>153397179her crotch is already #1high leg leotards are pure sexo
>>153397200from The Whalebrendan frasier fat movie
>>153397201>muh blacksMutts law
>>153397192janny when he sees a post reported as "this belongs on /pol/"
yawn
ART
>>153397176sounds like you spend a lot of time there pierre
>>153397200it is and I never saw The Whale, I wonder what else the composer has done that I would know. The weird kinda of dissonance in the beginning...idk
Come on and fall
>>153397216kek
YES YES YES FRANCE GOLD THANK YOU MACRON!
so if whoever wins the gold medal is the gayest country?
Yeah that's probably 230 well played france
no idea how this is judged but looks like they won. that was boring though, worst one in a while for me
>already up by a half>2 more technical pointsit's over we didn't bribe enough
Cizeron was more impressive than his partner I must say though he did leave that twizzle a hair early
im not gay but he kinda cute doe
>>153397222Well yeah, gays have good taste in nightlife
WowThe cheating americanos btfo
That was powerful. That was the best dance all day. Pure art.
Holy shit that was so BORING.
>didn't bury his face on her chest
>>153397193She’s canadian
Should be gold, impressive how it looked like she was floating through the air.
Yeah they won that shit
CHOCK AND BATES SILVER???
the burgers are seething it looks like
The frogs are 100x times better than the mutt couple.
Feels like I've seen the same 2-3 coaches for the majority of couples.
that was beautiful
>>153397215enjoy your new national language
fuck me those thighs on her
What was the music for the french
>>153397263Kek calm down malding retard
>>153397264yeah this is fucked up, this is like the victim and the perpetrator having the same lawyer
>>153397269Enjoy losing your job from AIslop tech firms and/or jeets
>>153397272darude - sandstorm
Why didn't Evan listen to Ilia he has to pretend to be gay he can't be married to a woman in this game
>>153397241Are you saying they looked better? Because I just started watching this sport this week and this looked like SHIT. Boring classic, boring choreography. Much worse than the Starry Night even
Chock and bates super iconic queening
Paint it Black and Starry Starry Night were the best.
Makes me want to become a couples figure skater, pretty cool to imagine being in the guys shoes where you're leading everything and it entirely depends on you being able to do the job and not drop
That frog twerks for his faggot fuck friends. Hope Yanks win
hate to say it but a fag hag and gay will always be more connected and artistic than a hetero couple
he knows it's over
GOLD FRANCE
>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA
C’EST FINI
>>153397272The main theme from the movie "the whale"
RIGGEDDDDD
Fuck yeah France Eat shit and fuck off and die burger cunts
>>153397211
yanks deserved the gold.
Rigged
Viva La France!Death to america!
gg ez
>>153397214thanks>>153397223Same and exact same thoughts. Though its possible ive just heard it on autoplay or something
Huge fan of this Frenchwoman's marelike musculature
for me it was starry night > paint it black > french but I liked them all so im not too upset
based, congrats
OOOOOOOOOOH NO
best in both programs
NOOOOOOOOOOOIÒOOOOÒOOOO
tres bien
Congrats Macrons!
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOthis is because of anti trumpism
Fraserbros we won!
GGs frogs
>>153397318The one with fat Brendan Fraser? LMAO
>Laurence and Guilliamwait they were both men?
>american seething HAHAHAHAHA
RIGGED
>>153397262I actually preferred Canada's, but the French did way move maneuvers that required a lot of trust and coordination together, ours was mostly speed and rhythm/technicality
HOURAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. THEY WEREN'T EVEN BETTER THAN THE CANADIANS
chock and bates... no. cant think of any funny jokes with that
FUCKING RIGGED
>>153397323fuuuuuugcongrats france
>>15339726411 out of the 20 couples train in Montreal
>>153397342Based
She must be seething so hard right now
I missed the canadians were they good?
>gets rid of gayreek partner >still wins BASED HOMOSEXUAL
>>153397319I barely know ice skating and even I knew it was the best. It was artistic and beautiful.
yanks unironically robbed
>tfw amerisilvers again
>>153397136Cowboys and Canucks have both been very good at figure skating for ages.Not quite this time around, however.
>>153397033I believed
PAPADAKIS BTFO
Madison gonna put Evan in the cuck chair for that silver.
IF OUR GIRL FLASHED PUSSY It would have been a different story
Why did we vote orange retard . It is our fault..
Ahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha>One year of training together The absolute state of the rest of the World KWABWAB
>>153397355You werent even better than the leafs. Figure skating is super rigged.
how many teams does she fucking coach?
>>153397371Poontastic
Our commentators are crying lol
zingas ass fatter we must rebuild around zingas
>>153397361mecca of fs
WMAF LOST
yeah I don't get it
>>153397354FASTER
Piper and Paul (canadians) had the most emotional/beautiful dance, glad they finally got a medal.
I see the French bribed the judges again
>>153397370kek the seething bitch recently made a book about cizeron being a misogynistic dictator and now he won the gold with a new partner.KWAB
>>153397370Yeah, definitely
>>153397352That's actually an insane physical feat. Couldn't do that by myself on solid ground
>>153397371they were the best ones
>>153397371They were damn near the best. WAY better than the French. This ending is absurd.
Chock is gonna hate fuck Bates, she wants to strangle and chock him so bad.
>>153397408kek pretty based though
>>153397398all of them
Holy rigged
Americans are simply too crass and undignified to win gold in ice dance
>WHITE AMERICA LOSES AGAIN
>not even watching figure skating>hockey intermission talking about how they're in the lead>predict theyll get silver or bronze in the endholy shit what a fag rigged semen slurping "sport" kek. why even bother having the event if were just that good?
>>153397383 Papadakis passed away bro >>153397372explain
>>153397420it's a judged event scored to hundredths of a point none of this is real
Fine, we’ll just dominate in the individual skates
>>153397425there is nothing more hurtful for an anglo than to see a french succeed at anything. :)
>>153397425No, the Americans simply weren’t as good.
>>153397370The Jaw of Chads
Obviously rigged. A new scandal
A couple from 40°C Australia beat the opponents from -20°C Sweden.Swede cucks, explain yourselves please.
lmfao I don't know why anyone would waste their time on a judged event. It's all politics and bribery
>>153397455go back to /int
>>153397398qrd on this powerhouse?
>>153397379We did win the teams though and we have the quad god But 2nd isn't bad in this
I don’t even care. Just post more thighs.
Eerie silence fills my sports bar a lot of hands on heads and some couple hugged tight in disbelief and disappointment, really crazy reaction and nobody can seem to process it.
trump needs to increase tariffs on the EU. FUCKING NOW
starry night was most beautiful and she showed her cooter
>>153396908yes anon it is.
>>153397472>Leafs calling this riggedWtf?
>>153397491>sports baryou want another shot at this one?
I liked the americans bull dance more
>>153397490same I'm just here to goon to the cute girls
>>153397475I don't have a cope ready I'll get back to you
>>153397493Yeah do it lol I’m sure it will totally benefit you lot this time
>>153397454Anon....
>>153397470They’re literally the best in the world lol, apparently the judges are partial to saccharine tear-jerker skates though. Our mistake was being high energy instead of sappy
wild how the americans have been choke artists all week long >>153397432these people are insanely strong and ripped>>153397491tight, wheres this sports bar? I need to join
>The Canadian's have been dancing together 15 yearsholy
>>153397495turn these machines back on!
Why am i invested in this? Chock and Bates were robbed. It was immaculate and so much flair. I demand a recount for the missing votes.
Dancing was gay. But it's okay because we won gold in proper figure skating.
>>153397482 What are you 12?
>>153396908I KNEW I HEARD IT BEFORE too bad they wasted so much time between seasons and it juts kind of ended
>>153397396I agree. I started following this sport 1 month ago and the most important thing I've learned is that the whole sport is rigged as fuck and artistry means too little. Apparently they're weighing options to increase point reductions for falling on jumps and increasing points for artistry. They better desu because the best in the world being built around spinning 4 times is BORING
How much did the French pay off the judges?
>>153397486glad to see you've already accepted Kaori will mog Alyssa
>>153397539your question was answered in the the thread
>>153397525>>153397536Soulless americans can't into SOVL. Story as old as time.
>>153397535>Why am i invested in this?because it's beautiful and impressive, and the scoring is mysterious so it remains tense until the very end
>>153397525You were technically proficient but without soul. The soul is the intangible that makes a good routine great.
As long as the burgers don't get gold or a medal at all I'm happy :)
That was amazing. I wish we won but the French were more SOVL
>>153397355 I think not making any mistakes helped them in their final rating more than the others making "impressive moves" or whatever
>>153397552They need to go back to scoring 1-10 no fractions uhhhh yeah you got a 235.15 because you were 1.35 points better than the other guys how did we even get here
>>153397535Me too, I randomly turned on my TV for the figure skating US championship last month and now I'm mad as fuck on a random Wednesday for Madison and Bates. Even Canada was better than those dumb frogs. The outfits were TRASH compared to Madison's beautiful remade skirt/cape with the red flames. She should have won on that alone
where's the medal ceremony the fuck
>>153397584except that they did, the first three moves were reviewed
>>153397569>>153397576Being sappy and tugging on heart strings = / = soulDumb NPCs
>>153397579I’m mostly happy that France won gold but seeing that they beat the USA makes it even better
>>153397596what do mean "remade"?
>>153397606trump passed a phone call.
On the day when the skater girls are out for the singles, both this board and pol will explode, just like last time.Right now everything just started.
>>153397584They did make a mistake though and Madison and Evan made zero so that argument doesn't make sense.
>>153397352Is he sucking on that tit?
Canadians should have won
>>153397642shut up you seething bitch. cope with it holy shit.
>>153397631That will mainly be you, because the American grils are going to dominate the podium and your seethe will be nuclear
>>153397649This really
they should add weight classes to ice danceI wanna see shot put tier girls on the ice
>>153397370>In 2023, Papadakis came out as bisexual.[10] In her memoir, Papadakis said that she was a survivor of sexual assault, having been raped twice during her adolescence.
>>153397586That is worse, if the numbers go to 5 digits like that its not as accurate. No one scores an 8.13566, that's not a fucking score. Round it off
I think the actual medals are probably accurate but for me it's Gold: FranksSilver: CanadaBronze: US But actually if I'm a judge and just liked beauty I'd give Canada gold
>>153397647you gotta hydrate
>the french have never scored this high>can't twizzle>winlol
>>153397688Shut up dumb pickme faggot, holy cringe
Nootice how the non-couples performed better than the real couples
>spain
>>153397495Yeah I dont even mind america losing if it was to canada
Lmao he’s really seething because his dance equivalent of AI-slop didn’t win
>>153397629She cut her skirt in practice with her blade and remade it. It used to be all black on the back with red only on the inside and then when she had to redo it at the Olympics (she's a costume designer for many Olympians) she made it with the red flame bottom. Pic related is what her outfit reminded me of
>>153397697But they were like crying and the music was moving and stuff. You wouldn’t get it chud
>>153397697>American slow horses can't move faster than a three legged cow>Muh rigging Lmao at (You)
>>153397688 I liked the US pair the best
>>153397736>it's about sovl>uhhh akshually it's about moving fast or something
>>153397705Shutup fatboy
why do americans turn into karens when they lose?
>>153397737I can see it, all three were pretty good
We’re getting shafted by the judges like we’re Nazi Germany this Olympics. This is just how it’s going to be. They’ve been underscoring Ilia too
Madison Choke
euroswine are corrupt and insecure
Bros, we are all friends here. Congratulations to France and my american bros, you got more chances for gold
>>153397759They always eventually show us who they really are, and we are given another reminder why nobody in the world likes them.
>>153397750Yes, it's technical score you dumbass
>>153397801 I like the Americans
>>153397806>the technical score in questionhttps://x.com/IsaacHeeYoon/status/2021707555022512437
>>153397809Uwu :3
>>153397801HOLY MUSCLES
oh shit, is that the Grand Duke of Luxembourg? yoo what up Henri
>>153397821natural mating frog position
>>153397614Lame bastardization of Rolling Stones isn't very soulful either, muttoid.
They clearly had the gay guy win because they didn't want a Chad heterosexual married couple to win. Globohomo rigs it again! I called this before they even skated. And the frog outfits were literally awful. At least when they did the vogue dance, the frog woman was dressed like a stripper.
>>153397830This guy fucks & eats children, guaranteed.
>>153397596I read that with Trump's voice and phrasing in my head
>>153397801I like when we win but the winter Olympics doesn't bring the same competitiveness out that the summer Olympics doesThese are comfy times
>only 1 year as a team>smear campaign from the us media and his former partner against him and his new partner >wins goldBased gay god Cizeron
Another gold for my boy
Chock/Bates ice dance did help the US win team gold by a single point so it's not all bad
>>153397885never trust a gayreek moid
>>153397830She has bigger biceps than me…
>>153397821This, Madison/Evan team did a XXXX difficulty performance with no mistakes the frogs did a XX difficulty performance with at least one mistake. There is no comparison
>>153397809I like you too Greekbro :)For real though, I visited Greece for the first time a couple years ago and had a lovely time. Everyone was very nice
>>153397801Plenty of American posters thought Canada did better but its obvious France was mediocre
>>153397894gigachad jr
6 straight Olympic ice dance medals
>>153397830Drug test her now! That kind of definition in a woman is not natty. Most track & field girls aren't this ripped
>mercenary team for one yearno soul
>>153397909Globohomo couldn't let a beautiful heterosexual married couple win gold. They rigged it for gay goy points.
>>153397853you clearly haven't seen westworld.come back to us when you have.
>>153397957 Damn my stream ended before the medals
>>153397853Cope. Their routine was pure sex, they have the most chemistry of any pair and they were the most technically proficient. The costumes were fun and the dance was cool and high energy. Which was the error. The boomer judges wanted to cry apparently, not have fun
>>153397959Ilia was right. He needs to do gay shit in public tonight to protect his points lead.
>>153397894you could tell he was shredded under his gay lil costume>>153397876its like that other anon said, girls and their gays beat heteros every time in this artistic shit
>>153397973NBC always does this shit.
>>153397989but the music was too loud
>>153397973kostalas is 90s years old he had to go to sleep
>>153397911 Next time you visit hit me up I'll buy you a gyros
I feel bad for Chock, she was so good, and her costume was great. Bates is mid and can't match her energy.
>Lilah fear has an american accentGood, I'm glad she fucked up
>>153397993Ilia knows best
The American seethe is pure kino
>>153398076Rent free
its never been more rigged against us https://x.com/SkatingScores/status/2021708573596676509
>>153397936Trusova would instantly chimp out in this situation.
>>153398076
>>153398053She should get a gay friend if she wants the gold
>>153398076Twas highway robbery by the refs. But I'm done seething now, cu friday.
Chock was the best of the women but this nigga mogged the fuck out of Bates, its not even funny.
>>153398136gay skating hercules is too powerful
>>153397936are they in any other event? shame they got robbed of gold
>>153398170no it's over for them and the rigging will only continue
>>153398170No team event is already over, it was their last competition
Same-sex pair skating are both accepted in Canada and Britain, just not in International competitions.
Kim Yuna was robbed. Chock/Bates weren’t
>>153398199and thats only due to russism, so now that they are out there is no reason for an event where 99% of the skaters are gay to have distinct roles based on gender
>>153398136man I bet he gets so much ass >>153398170they got gold in the team event but those dont really count, are basically meme medals when you have individual ones
Pure seethe on xitter
>>153397911>>153397973My wife traveled Europe with her grandma 2 summers ago and she loved Greece. One of the few places she felt wasn't obnoxious with tourists, her other favorite was Scotland but thats her heritage.
>>153398251>the ass in question
>>153398263Apparently he raped someone or whatever which is completely irrelevant the real rape is the judging.
>>153397989Whatever anyone thinks the obviously best skaters losing to those lame faggots, and I include Canada as losing to them unfairly too, it makes people less interested. They shout themselves in the foot with this retarded and lame outcome that absolutely nobody agrees with but everyone elected. Another nail in the coffin of GloboHomo I guess.
>>153398293The gays aren't strong enough to quit figure skating. They'll be back.
>>153398291No its worse than that. That faggy ass community is mad that he KNOWS someone who MAY have raped someone lmaoWhat raped bitch fanbase
>>153398199I was wondering! Where are the hyper progressive male-male pairings? Girl girl is sexier but less competitive unfortunately
>>153398316It's really the fault of the penis inspectors. How do you let straight men around something where >>153396911 can happen. It's a sexual emergency waiting to happen.
>>153398251gays as masculine as him like to bottom'ed I bet
>>153398316no, his former skating partner wanted to press charges against some guy who raped her years ago, and she said that cizeron said to keep it for herself while they were still competing.
>>153398351>proves the pointMust be hard being you lil retard bro
>>153398351I believe it, high achieving gays are ruthlessly ambitious. And while they can befriend women unlike straight men they ultimately respect women even less than straight men if we're being honest.
>>153398376but he doesn't know him
americans mad they lost the gay event.
>man and woman heavily touching and grabbing each other>gay event
>>153398291not even that apparently some guy he knew and dated current partner was accused of rape, homosexuals are mentally ill this has nothing to do with movements rape justice etc its just pure high school gossiping and tawdry drama
france was better cope.chock and bates getting cucked and fucked, and retiring getting zero medals is peak kino.anyway your gay sport is gay and so are you
>>153398405even worse shitnadians are mad even though had france not won a renowned trumpfuck skater and canada hater would have gotten gold
>>153398381yeah you hear chicks all time say fags are more misogynist than heteros
>>153398440wtf gays are based now?
>>153397569>soul a homo and a mannish looking woman who have only been together for a couple months beat a straight couple who have been together for 15 years
After watching the three dances again I definitely think we have a caseThink we lost some potential points during the part where they were clapping their hands which was kind of dead time, but ours was strongFranks also had some pretty good dances though where they danced close without hitting each other with their arms and had really good chemistry without looking, but maybe at times less impressive carries (To be fair the French girl is bigger). I think the no look chemistry is what did it for the judges
>>153398486This but unironically. I'm not a homo nor follow this homo "sport" but I tuned in Monday and France looked good to me. USA looked fine but didn't impress. That was after I learned that Chock/Bates were supposed to be goated and favored to win kek
>>153398440>>153398460in greek homosexual slang there are like 20 different denigrating words for women
>>153398460>now?they've literally always been like this, they hate women like you wouldn't believe. they dont have to pretend to like them to try and fuck them.
umm why is the Washington Post writing this bros
>>153398424At the very least France was worse than canada
>>153397882Accurate
>>153398707Because someone needs to justify their own existence at a newspaper and just started watching Figure skating as it gets halfway big again
>>153398424Based
>>153398893So true. Canada deserved gold if no one else. It's so blatant when you see someone doing hyper unique and difficult tricks and they score less than the most basic bitch routine I've ever seen
>>153398893so usa deserved 3rd place at best then? excellent take and i agree
>>153398405If you're going to call us a bunch of faggots then we want the medals you get for being faggots it's that simple.
>>153398707I was told they fired all their sports writers.
>3 of the top 4 pairs have been skating together for 15 years in counting>2 of these 3 pairs are married husband-wife duos>this is essentially the last Olympics and final hurrah for all 3 of these pairs>the gold goes to the super gay French dude who came out of retirement last year and the roided she-hulk whose upper body is more muscular than 99% of /sp/>won by practically splitting hairsI see what's going on here
She is going to sit on your face, and you will be happy.
>>153397535>Why am i invested in this?Because you still have a soul and aren't entirely jaded like most of the people on this site, or even world, perhaps.Also helps we're watching the remaining embers of a beautiful art form that takes a lifetime of constant training and preparation. Being appreciative of that is hardly a crime
>>153400359come to butthead
>>153400220yeah it's pvre sovl vgh
Winter Olympics reminds me how fucking gay I am, when I watch the Ice Dance competition and it inevitably makes me emotional ;_;
>>153401151Same
I have something to confess[spoiler]I can't stop rewatching Kevin Aymoz's choreo segment where Judas plays[/spoiler]
>>153401600>JUUU-DAA JUU-DaAA*arm movements*
