"The Expert" EditionPrevious: >>153392179
Let's stay an injury free Olympics!
>>153395615
>1980
can someone link a replay of the italy goal with audio? cbc gem doesnt rewind far enough.
you never bet on finland
italian team is full of mercenaries?
>>153395615Retard
>>153395651Except from the players who teams I don't like!
Why didn’t Canada let Crosby take his own personal winger again like they did in 2014?
>>153395649piece of shit
someone is gonna heem the leg of landeskog before this is over and end him for good
>>153395665A couple of diasporafags and a couple of Germans from South Tyrol, but I think most of them are native ethnic Italians.
>>153395615It's hilarious seeing Finland be cocky because they won meme tournaments. Getting BTFO by Slovakia, lol. Fuck Finland.
sweden will win 4-1
My Italyies
>>153395698MacKinnon is going to protect him.
>>153395663
>>153395709Good morning Ranjesh sir
>>153395676We banked on being able to roll a Tampa Bay line but Point and Cirelli got hurt. Now all we have is Hagel.
>>153395709Germany will rake you in the semi final
>Here's that Best on Best hockey I was telling you about
>USA gold>canada silver>sweden bronze>finland 4th place
>>153395660https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1r28ds0/swe_ita_italy_strikes_first_luca_frigo_beats/
>>153395709did a fin piss in your cheerios or something?
>>153395698Italians don't kneecap people anymore they hire Albanians to do that
>>153395709>laffs
Even if Canada fails to qualify it won't redeem Finland lmao lol lol
>>153395730You lost to Slovakia in a best-on-best, kek.
i can actually FEEL the incoming kollaps extra
>yuro exhibition puck QUAINT!!
>>153395735The Final Solution to canacucks
>>153395739
>>153395712Anyone else get really annoyed when you see people covering their ears in places that are meant to be loud? Some old canadian cunt was doing the same thing in the crowd yesterday. Go home and kys if you get upset over loud noises.
NÄR VI SKA UT OCH HÄRJAPÅ NÅGON PLUNDRINGSFÄRDSKA VI OSS KUNNA VÄRJAUTI VÅR HÅRDA VÄRLDVIKINGAROPEN LJUDERMAN BLIR PÅ STRIDSHUMÖRBLODET I KROPPEN SJUDERDET KAN VI EJ RÅ FÖRDÅ SVALLAR VÅRT VIKINGABLODDÅ SVALLAR VÅRT VIKINGABLODVI SKRÄDER EJ ORDEN OCH SÅ IN I NORDENSÅ KAN VI SLÅ NÄVEN UTI ETT BORDDÅ SVÄLLER VÅRT VIKINGAMODDÅ DRÄLLER VÅRT VIKINGABLODDET RINNER SOM FORSAR OCH ÅDRORNA KORSARPRECIS SOM EN FLODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm9B8tOzTUw
>>153395770Good. Starting too strong means bronze game loss.
I think Canada sucks (at hockey)
I like italy
>Canada/USAPower Gap>SwedenPower Gap>Finland>CzechiaPower Gap>SlovakiaPower Gap>Germany>Switzerland>Latvia>DenmarkPower Gap>France>Italy
>>153395785three limp flags isn't exactly filling me with patriotism
the cbc gem feed shows 3-4 commercials and then just shows still shots of milan for 5 minutes. its nice not having to watch so many commercials.
>>153395780she just needs the things they put on babies if she is really concerned
Leave Gabe aloneIf my 'Lers don't win the Stan Lee this year I hope the 'Anche win
>>153395709many are saying this
>>153395816Yer mom has a power gap
>>153395803If you say so, Pablo. Back to your beans.
ASGARV
Why are the Swedish older guys in the crowd hot wtf. Sex with Ron MacLean btw
NO SO FAST
Mama Mia x2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUYSWHAT THE FUGGGGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>2 goals in 4 shotsFUCKING PULL THIS RETARD ALREADY! Fucking garbage ass Minnesota
>>153395831>>153395822
Yeah I'm out. See you in 4 years.
ITALIA
extratotalkatastrofiaskollaps al dente
i've seen enough italy wins gold
AHAHAHAH NO WAY
HAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO MAMA MIA THAT'S A PIZZA PIE
KWAB
>>153395832
>2 goals on 4 shotswhy did /hoc/ pro scouts keep trying to convince me binnington was the worst goalie?
>Team Sweden getting burnt by literal semi-prosAnd Canadian fans think this tournament means more than the NHL
This is one of the best goalies in the NHL right now.
>sneeden
>the wall of st paul
50% chance to score on shot lol
>>153395780It's a conflict seeking/signaling thing. My dad does it all the time.
SI SI SI
who's the starter for sweden anyways? markstrom?
>>153395819You better be getting paid, lad>also, can you make a webm of the Italy goal?or maybe the SECOND ITALY GOAL!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Not so fast Sweedcucks
Motherfucker I will kill you
2 goals 28 shots2 goals 4 shots?????????????????
>>153395884How many of their team captains were American? Lol.
This is the power of best on best tournament
>swedish goaltending
why is the swedish defense so shit?
>>153395884I never understood this image, what is wrong about what's being said by the Canadian?
>>153395902Lol no he isnt
>we're unironically holding our own vs. SwedenWhat the fuck is this I don't even
AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
I'm thinkin bout those beans
NHL getting utterly exposed, might legit be the 3rd or 4th best league in the world behind Swiss league, KHL, SHL and Extraliga
these olympics are so much more watchable because they arent playing on that wide faggy euroice
>>153395904no he's the backup
NHL IS A FUCKING JOKE, ARE THEY ALL JUST PRETENDING OVER THERE LIKE IN THE NFL!? Should have sent a fucking SHL team, this is fucking insane
>>1533959361993
>>153395927I was hoping this would be the edited version where the last one detonates a bomb
>>153395955SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
Swedebros, i think we should have gone with our skoda cup teams
>>153395944please don't cyberbully us i am literally crying rn show mercy my lord
I thought Sweden, Finland and Canada were good at this sport.
>>153395960Lundpads is still out there waiting for callup
NHL is getting exposed HARD as a fraudulent scam Gary must be seething, enjoy it because this is the last time he'll allow his pet project to participate in a tournament like this
It has been revealed that NHL is just fraudulent money laundering scheme
First Sweden lost against Italy at curling and now this....
>Sweden, a Nordic country, has allowed WOPS to score 2 goals on them
NHL sissies…
>>153395960Holy cope
>>153395967Ah, you're retarded. Nevermind then, carry onalso, >1980
>>153395980Canada hasnt played yet sweetie
>>153395980No, they're shit.
Shitalians vibin
Tommy Salo sends his regards sweden
>>153395985Won't miss them, we already won the real tournament 4 years ago with REAL players and not these NHL shitters.
>>153396001Roasties did, badly
>>153395990reminds me of trb letting bud and mitch win
>>153395952Italian players mostly play in Italy
>>153395987>>153395985garybros, how do we respond
>>153395967How many of their team captains were American players?
this game shows how important a good coach is. finland dropping jalonen was a big poopoo
>>1533960001 9 9 3
>Sweden>Mostly Mild players>>>>>NylanderIt suddenly makes sense
Glad Russia is banned because I couldn't imagine how bad it would be if the KHL waxed the NHL players
Why isn't Russia allowed but Israel and America are allowed
It's fine we're winning in xShots
>>153395952>Swiss leagueThey like to call it the National League, or NL
barely any crisp tape to tape passes from sweden, barely look like a team out there.
I thought we were supposed to be good at this hockey thing? Why are we not winning?
What buck broke these lads?
>>153396014No one cares about women's hockey. All women's sports are is stat padding for the final medal count.
QUICKSEND ITALY YOUR ENERGY
shitlias "marner" shittersson
>>153396019Why are you lying on the internet?
Our goalie makes 7 million dollars a year btw
>>1533960241 9 9 3993
Fishtown Pinguins would mop all these shitters
>>153396014>women's hockey
>>153396048We fell for NHL meme
should i start buying those pre cooked rotisserie chickens at the store? theyre only like $7
NHL multimillionaire superstars looking like clowns next to Italian part-time welders and carpenters
>>153396057>sucking gayrys cock this much
>>1533960563.5m per blocked shot is some crazy shit
>>153396038IOC is American
>>153396057Why won't you answer the question? How many of their team captains were American players?
>>153396055South Tyrol is Italy
>>153396038Cool it with the antisemitism
>>153396050Women's hockey doesn't even have the same rules.
>>153396056Is that a lot? I don't watch this sport so I don't know how much that is relative to others. It doesn't sound like a lot?
>>153396055
>>153396048Having to live an play in trump's america
>mild sissies think they are going to beat the avs and stars with this goaltending
>>153396030>team with mika zibanajid on it looks like shit
Is Nylander really as good as our commentators claim? They talk about him like he’s our McDavid, but he seems like a defensive liability without the puck. I only watch the NHL playoffs, though.
Sweden, what the fuckFinland, you've let Italy score more goals than youGet it fucking together
>>153396095hockey players are all right wing hillbillies
is it over yet
>>153396074Don't forget the plumbers and masons, those are the bastions of the country in hockey.
>>153396064>Looses to America>"Actually hockey isn't that important in Canada"
>>153396088Because mandatory clam slam sessions do not make sense in a male lockerroom.
>>153396068you've won the last two stanley cups thobeit
Why did the finns fire this guy?
>>153396131>looses
>>153396091How is 7 million fucking dollars a year not alot?
jumbo finale of the group, fin vs swe
>>153396094That would be the Hungaro-Austrian-Slovenian-Italian league for you sweetie
Jukka Jalovinzi is the greatest italian hockey coach ever!
>>153396083>mostlyhabla ingles?
>>153396107
>>15339609Quiet, Russian rape babies, and farm me some delicious sardines.
>>153396141>Minor spelling error matters
>>153396075>leaf sucks Gary's cock and thinks others must too kwab
>>153396115Exactly. A european right wing hillbilly is supposed to hate trump.
>>153396143>this is the average scandinavian woman in 2026
the anons who were posting about the nhl being watered down for years were right.
>>153396050>the final medal count.Someone cares about that ?
>>153396139retired
>>153396141That ones going in the google doc
>Italy tied it in the first minutewtf KINO
>>153396074Italians are labours and concrete bro tell me you’ve never been on a site before
>>153396014They picked a corrupt nepotism unc team
>>153396142That's lower middle class these days.
>>153396165I wish
It's amazing how bad of a player Nylander is
>>153396142I mean compared to other sports it's not a lot for a good pro player...
>>153396099>the West thinks they will stand a chance against the East after their clownshow of a playoff
>>153396139globohomo demanded so
>>153396157Loose instead of lose is kind of a 3rd world error though. Might be indian.
>>153396169he retired to italy?
>Canadian commentators are obsessed with mentioning how cool this is for Italian fans and how much this will grow the game in ItalyIs Gary holding a fucking gun to their head?
>>153396163Europeans are so ignorant to the American experience
current KWABOTY rankings>1. Tony R. Khan>2. Filip Gustavsson
I don't watch hockey I just get news about AIK failing to get promoted once a year.
how are they rigging it for italy? the usual magnets or something more creative like weights in the swedes skates?
pettersshit just skating around like hes lost out there
>>153396167Americans talk about it a lot. They also change the way they arrange it depending on which makes them look better (most gold vs. overall medals), lol.
>>153396200Kek
damn the Italian goalie a big guy at 6'6
I will actually perish of laughter if Italy stalls this out and wins in a jokeout
>>153396166>t. Lost in women's hockey as well Kwab
>>153396209grim
>Clara being kinda shit in SHL>Keeps saving vs NHL playersWhat the fug
>>153396195How dare you
Who are the best Swedish NHL players right now?
too many swedes on the team imo
>>153396210the ice is rigged
alright that's the half game warmup done, time to play for real and score some goals guys
>>153396166Contraction of the league is the only way to save it. You can't fill 32 teams with top end talent that practices with college hockey players and beerleague washouts.
>>153396204>yes, this Anon right here, take him out
>>153396210I'm only half watching and I've seen Nylander miss 3 shots that should have been goals. That's only in the first half of the game.
>>153396238the sedins
>>153396242this but unironicallyitaly boutta run outta gas
>>153396226SHL is clearly Superior Hockey League
>>153396210Casual threats
Send in the real Forsberg, he would outplay these shitters
>>153396197pretty much, holiday gig
again with some terrible passing
>>1533960811993
>>153396226goalie performance game to game is not very predictable. I must have watched every single good game malcolm subban ever had, and only the good games
>>153396238Stellan Skarsgard
we are not getting past the quarters
>>153396258>laffs
Italians do looked gas though sweden will probably blow this game open before the period is over.
>italy is only one shot away from their 3rd goal
is it fiaskokollaps time?
I don't know who any of these players are. I only know Peter Foppa Forsberg. Is he still playing?
>>153396209>AIKÄr du Arab eller nasse?
we will lose next game, then last game against italy mega choke under pressureout of playoffs
What TF even happened in 1993?
>Stockholm
i literally couldn't care less about hockey, but the underdogs snatching a draw would ruffle so many feathers that i want it to happen just to enjoy the fallout
>>153396269This is from allsvenskan
>>153396288Kek I thought the same thing
>>153396279No, definitely lower than that. How many team captains of Stanley Cup winning teams have been American?
"you miss 100% of the shots you take"-william nylander
>>153396107>Is Nylander really as good as our commentators claim?no, because if he was that good he would play for team canadaplaying for sweden is a cope>>153396115hockey players here are mostly rich kids whose parents can pay 15k a year>>153396204we have much bigger italian expat community
they are already comparing this game to belarus on the cbc stream
Wow.>>153396282I think you're right.>>153396200Looking good.
>>153396290at this point it already is
>>153396299Czechoslovakia split
>>153396280kek that nigga got a shutout in front of 470 people few days ago
>>153396299the Jays won the Series
>>153396306Well it still is Swedish league
>>153396314>hockey players here are mostly rich kids whose parents can pay 15k a yearNo they're not, Ranjeet. Go the fuck back to India or any -stan of your choice.
it can only get better from this
>>153396328Only a matter of time until NHL jerseys look like this
Finns lost to the farmer nation of Slovakia, not even the chezcks, it really is just Canada and the us
>>153396299Patrick Roy quite literally put the team on his back
>>153396204>I have news that will lead to the arrest and removal of Gary Bettm-
>>153396305>couldn't care less about hockey>snatching a drawthat tracks
>>153396209>fotbollsbög som sitter i Cuckholm
puck off the linesman skate almost set up a 3rd italian goal.
>>153396363Holy fuck.
>>153396296Pappa var skinnskalle men jag tror han var apolitisk
OH OH OH FIGHTAN
>>153396338"touch em all joe! the jays will never win another world series in your life"
>>153396290what does fiasko specifically refer to
I thought it was a meme but I actually struggle to see the puck lmao
>>153396328based desu
The Kingdom of Sweden is giving me second hand embarrasment
>>1533963101993
>>153396358Sounds like a good goalie. Probably a cornerstone piece of a franchise you want to hold on to.
>>153396355How is it that we had pretty good threads so far, but as soon as your kind emerges every reply stinks with miserable faggots like you?
>>153396381Kek welcome to hockey boomerzoomer bro
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153396381i sit close to the tv so i can track it with my finger
>>153396345Triple a is 10-15k a year now days plus travel it is a rich kid gane
>>153396367Stockholm är den enda svenska stad med något som helst värde bonde
>>153396380Swedish headlines after we lose
>>153396407>a fucking leaf
>>153396363I'm waiting for the moment he shows up in the Epstein Files
>>153396380it's Norwegian for "failure"
>>153396407
You guys should be embarrassed that this is even close, whether you win or lose.
>>153396397>posts the year Jays won their back-to back World Series againYou really don't want to answer so I'll have to tell you. The answer is 2, anon. In the entire history of the NHL only 2 American players have captained teams to the Stanley Cup. Thanks for playing. ;)
these games dont count yet right
I'm not even watching the game
>>153396444CZECH'd
Adam Fantilli should be playing for Italy
>>153396444it's already a buck broken country, embarrassment came and went a long time ago
italy is gay and retarded
>eurotrash tourists come in to the hockey thread and start insulting canadian regulars
>>153396461neither is Gustavsson
>>153396469so should celebrini
>>153396449Faggot coping
I wasn't even going to watch, but ended up checking the score>2-2wtf is going on in there?
This generation lacks a winners gaze
>>153396380It’s a meme about how over the top and ridiculous our magazine headlines are
>>153396477>Laffs
>>1533964491993
i hate /hoc/ during non nhl games because it always turns into this 1993 vs 1980 bullshitjust shut the fuck up
Damn. What happened to the Finnish hockey team?
>>153396454They determine who get a buy and who get to play the humiliation rituals
>>153396444I thought it was over when we were up 2-1
>>153396491The Jalonen effect
>>153396498This
>Swedish goaltending
>>153396492>i showed you my stick answer me
>>153396477Just wait until they pick up on 1993. Also, 1993.
>>153396416Det verkar alla invandrare också tycka eftersom tunnelbanan är konstant full av svarta.
>>153396469
>>153396381it's cause you're not used to watch hockey, you probably cant predict where the puck bounces so it's harder to track it
Chezks are the natural ruler of the simple Slovak
>>153396461i don't blame you
>>153396444not on the team, fella
Bud Sr. and Jr. may be bonding over this game
>>1533964962
Finland or Sweden, which is the bigger bedshit?
>>153396491turns out jt miller wasnt the problem it was zibanejad and pettersshit all along.
soon tm
>>153396507Oh fugg, I forgot :--DD
>>153396524We are actually Austria's cattle
>>153396469They could have a full team of NHLers, but they're gay and cringe
>>153396492Soft gay boys playing in Gary's fake slop league
>>153396469>>153396486Fantilli - Celebrini - PintoVilardi - Cirelli - TrocheckMangiapane - Perfetti - EvangelistaBertuzzi - Donato - ZuccarelloCarlo - PesceDeMelo - FabbroFabbro - ???ClaraLiterally WHO is stopping this Team Italy?
1993 poster is literally the faggot wild fan from illinois
>>153396531Slovakia has Slafkovsky and Italy has Luca Frigo, you tell me
>>153396531Finland so far since they lost, but if Sweden loses to Italy then them for sure.
Friendly reminder /hoc/ is not for IIHF posting
SSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-2 ITALY!!!!!1
>>153396498elaborate
>>153396524True, they didn't call it Slavo-Czechia for 50 years for a reason.
>>153396518Har full förståelse för dem. Vem vill bo i Kalix liksom?
>>153396547Fugg I put Fabbro twice, oh well
is it true that italians put pasta water in their sideline bottles
>>153396547Any good team
>>1533965301993
Der könig
>finland losing to slovakia >woppos hanging with swedena garian ploy to increase the 4-nations to 8-nations and sell more jerseys
>>153396204>ynr when Milano wanted to host a KHL team
>>153396461So it's your fault your team is losing
>>153396562It's not for getting raped either but you made that happen back in '22
what annoys italians more, pineapple or ranch dressing on pizza?
I think these games show the quality of current europeans in NHL outside of russians are pretty darn badThere are no sedins, sundins, etc. selanne, koivuthese zoomers are absolutely horrendous and overpaid, they cant beat europeans who play in europ leagues
enjoying the game?
>>153396541@grok is this a boy or a girl
/hoc/'s Italyies :)
>>153396587See >>153396530. No more (You)s.
>>153396501>BuyJesus Christ
>>153396491Nigga bootyblasted Italy is holding out way better than her cuntry did
"matthew bradley" doesnt sound very italian...
>>153396529they may have, if only Budley could put away his doll for a couple of hours...>you're tearing your family apart>maybe try not doing that???
>>153396586so not Sweden then LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *farts in hand and sneaks a sniff*
>>153396562it is now
>>153396551>illinoiskek, swing harder. Maybe you'll give us a cold. Seething bitch.
Never let NHL shitters back again, low quality clownfiesta
i can't stand the marie philip poulin AI narration commercial
>>153396603Who TF gets offended by ranch on Pizza. It is good
>>153396595Not in the jewstein files btw
>>153396531Slovakia is an actual hockey nation, if we lose or tie this it will be even worse than our Belarus disaster, only saved by the fact that it’s not an elimination game
>>153396620Italian mom is Italian it works like Jews
>>153396624she looks old as fuck
I went to shit at 0-0 and we are still not leading. Wtf is going on?
Today i am Italian
This is what happens when half your team is Shittesota Mild and 36 year olds with ruined ACLs. Hope we lose so they all get booed.
>>153396604TRVKE
the fucking ITALIANS are gonna take a point away from sweden holy jen
I was watching Sydney Sweeney's tits on Euphoria with my gf, what the fuck are these NHL clowns doing???
>>153396633Ranch is vile and disgusting in general
>>153396604On behalf of Gary I ask that you delete your post.
>>153396620None of Arnold Schwarzenegger's character's names sounded Austrian.
>>1533966131993
>>153396629Just wait until the good teams play
>>153396637But his daughter-in-law is
>>153396617Wow I typo'd, sure showed me
>>153396595Knugen
>>153396649tomorrow you are mongolian
>our commentators are already pre-coping that it's not as bad as salt lake if we lose because it's not an elimination gameit's over
>>153396646cancer and the sun ages you
>>153396501>buy
>>1533965751993 was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup in the NHL, 1980 was the last time the US won the Olympic gold in Men's hockey
>>153396637Der König is like Berlusconi, women and girls just flock to him naturally. No schemes needed, nada, just a good ole groping and willing participants in gropage.
>>153396649Binland you're going to jinx it
>>153396633Non-Midwesterners don't get it
let's keep the typos to a minimum, guys. we have a lot of tourists here today.
>>153396661No it's not
>>153396637Knugen probably likes trashy silicon bimbos, the ones you find in the worst stripclub in town, what use would he have with a pedophile jew
>rags
honestly, I always thought they had all the funny noises premade, not that there was an actual guy on the keyboard
>>153396664thats not true, ive met several austrians named terminator
>>153396662yep, but i think usa and canada will absolutely destroy eu teams this olympics, eu teams have really bad quality. fucking zoomers
berlusconi was right about finnish cuisine and im tired of pretending he wasn't
>walks in alone>shots it square into the goalies chestso this is the power of nhl all stars huh
>can't beat kosovo in football>can't beat italy in hockeywtf happened to this country?
>>153396661No, It's a great fried-food or veggie dip and salad topping. Literally for all food types
>iranian breakaways
At this point I am paranoid that we are going to throw men's hockey the same way we have thrown every other event this year. What the fuck Canada, how are we doing so shit
>38-11 shots>Tied gameEmbarrassing
>>153396697I can imagine your fat morbidly obese ass sitting in a dark room drenching your disgusting fast food pizza in gallons of ranch sauce.
>>153396712The Land of Vivaldi
finally
Booooooooooo
Thank fuck
We're back
it was fun while it lastedsee you in 40 years when we qualify again via hosting
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGET FUCKED SUNBELT SHITALY! FUCKJ YEAH! We gonna WIN GOLD BABY
>>153396712i went to a hockey game when i was six and thought elton john was performing from inside the jumbotron
kek. italy is GAY AND RETARDED
Its fucking over
needed a lucky bounce too lmao
>>153396673It's not a typo though. Loose/lose, your/you're/, there/their are education problems.
>>153396649
holy fuck we are almost winning this
>CANNELONI MACARONI>>153396596So we're adding the Slovaks, Italians, Latvians and Swiss?
>>153396712>he accidentally hits transpose and it's all fart noises
wow GOOD JOB nylander you finally hit it into an empty net
mamma mia....
>laffGAWDS
>>153396744Thank God you have a vivid imagination you can use it to imagine Finalnd winning
>no fans on the glassSOVLLESS
nice play by dahlin
OHNONONONON PASTABROS
>>153396743thank you
DID THESE WOGS EVER THINK THEY HAD CHANCE
Nylander is like >I can never win anything with the leafs, but at least we will beat italy
ANULO MUFA
C'mon svens get the 4th before the intermission so i can turn this shit off and get ready for sleepytime
oh hey a paint
This is what happens when you cheer for things, finnbro
Who the fuck does Italy even have on a professional (North American) level of play?
are the itis gonna be gassed soonn huh!!
>>153396744bodied that sick freak
is this really the difference between nhl and the italian hockey league? i'm not trying to be funny, just give me a fucking explanation.
>>153396775look at the shots man I think we deserve one at least
>>153396762see you in may, brutha
>>153396827No, just spamming pucks at the net in both cases
>>153396786russia will be in the next gary olympics whether you sissy lutherans like it or not
I highly doubt we will trail only by one at the end of the second
KWAB we throw these soft wops around like its nothign
>>153396827nhl is just paid more because someone decided
cursing at each in other in English
>>153396823They have an SHL goalie which apparently means he’s 100 times better than a NHL goalie
When does Italy invade Sweden in revenge for this game?
>>153396744FunnyI don't even know what "ranch" is though
UPSETTI SPAGHETTI
>>153396865then it'll be 3-nation faceo-ff kek
>'The best of humanity is found in courage, compassion, and kindness,' IOC president Coventry says
>>153396883with a perfect british accent
Italy is about to perform the greatest upset in hockey history but they instead prefer to show ice dancing on their main tv channel RAI. That's how little they care.
Even the Italian players are from Canada.
Finally we get physical here
>obvious high stick in front of the ref
>>153396627>not minnesota>not wisconsin>not iowa>not illinoisoh man i didn't think you were in the fucking dakotas, my condolences.
>>153396827there are so many teams in nhl currently, they are desperate to hire europeans in the draft too to fill the gapsso there are really bad players from both fin and swe in nhl right now, a lot of them
ohnonono Italybros, we got too cocky...
I simply want italy to win because nylander is a massive fraud.
you can slap people with the sticks?
>>153396823I thought they had the "good" Petan who just scores a point per game in the AHL every year while being 5'6" but apparently it's his brother
nylander's beard makes him look like haley joel osmet. small face.
>>153396889mama meloni would never
wait... how long does a game last
>>153396937>people
>>153396673>I typo'd
>>153396937tf Giuseppe gonna do
These Italians would bootyblast my nuckies fr fr
>>153396937No, but the ref missed it
>>153396937To an extent, yes. There's a difference between letting a guy know you're there and slashing.
>>1533969503 periods of 20min
>>153396946You mean Nic?
>>153396937if the referees aren't looking you can do quite a bit more than that
>>1533969509 innings
>>153396902power move
>>1533969503x20min
>>153396937Parros is head of the refereeing at the Olympics this year according to the NHL website. Embrace Florida hockey.
>3-2 after 2UhSweden?
>>153396937dont talk about bobby clarke too much here, eurosissies will start seething.
Can my Spaghettibros mount the comeback?
>>153396958They are bootyblasting the fuck out of Pettershit.Get him off the fucking team right now.
>>153396950from start to finish, approx. 2.25 hours in real time
>>153396948>mamaAhhh, I see, no wonder they've been so...accepting of others.
>>153396982you buy sam hallam, deal yes?
Finland lost to Slovakia?LOL
Which is the best season of Sopranos?
:(
>>153396915I miss Jörgen Jönsson, fill the team with players like him instead of these overpaid already made it pieces of shit that don’t give a shit about their national team
>>153396982They're sandbagging. The curling team is doing the same thing.
>founded in 1925Happy Centennial, Italian League
if i were swedish, i'd want pettersson's passport burned
>>153396990no chance in hell
>>153397013season 4
get ready for some jalonen black magic in the third
>>153397013Season 5 definitely. Season 6 was never planned, Johnny Sack was supposed to be the main antagonist but they had to force the Phil plotline through instead and shoehorn in the >Vito a fag plotline
>>153397013season 2
why dont the italians have any players that look like furio?
>>1533970133. When we get to meet Ralphie.
>>153397013those types of shows usually peak in season two. sopranos, the wire etc.
there was an Austrian who was a complete JERK to me in another thread, if he shows up give him the business
The Italians scored 2 on 4 shots?LOL
>>153397013whatever one has the most Meadow feet shots
You shouldn't qualify for the olympics just because you're the host. Italians don't know how to play hockey. It's not right for them to keep true hockey nations, like Norge, out.
>>153397013I dropped that garbage after one season
>>153397030He wouldn't even be on the team if not the head coach and him had won a championship together where Pettershit was dominating as a 18-19 year old.
I'm starting to think JT Miller was right
>>153397069I lost any boner for meadow with the whole "suitcase" mind melt scene.
>>153397071They are currently giving Sweden the business
>>153397061Why would an Austrian come in here?
Sweden is an ice sailing nation anyways
>>153397071The only Norwegian hockey player I know of has an Italian last name lmao
>>1533970533 is worst, the Jackie-plotline is ass.
fuck these zoomers i'm gonna watch Foppa clips
ohnonono, I thought snowniggers were good at hockey??? wtf bros??
>>153397067The goalie isn't used to these slower shot speeds
>>153396712He looked so happy, top job
>>153397100That's his dad's last name. His momma is Italian.
>>153397096Based Pettson och Findus enjoyer
>>153397071it costs BILLIONS to host the olympics, qualifying for the events is the bare minimum
>>153397071>It's not right for them to keep true hockey nations, like Norge, out.kek, good one
>>153397081Might as well give him a shot as a test, bench him for mojo later.
>>153397081
>>153397107Yeah, but he gets clipped by Vito's...gun. So it's worth watching knowing that is going to happen. Also we get many funny Furio moments.
>French TV promoting Heated Rivalry between the periodsFatigue
>>153397100>he doesnt know the norwegian hockey player that killed a fanlmao
>lundpads at the deskjust put him in unironically
>>153397160le what?
>>153397160Wtf???Why are Norwegians so violent??
it would be VERY embarrassing for the finns if italy do better than themtick tock binnland
>>153397027we'll be celebrating the centennial of 04/17/2022 on 04/17/2122
>>153397153
>>153397188it's the lute fish
>>153397207one thousand MORE?!
>>153397204No we won'tWe will be dead
>>153397177how young are you if you cant even remember espen knutsen
>>153397207UP IN THE CLUB
>>153397071You are already winning literally every single event in the program, let some other countries win something for once.
>>153397155Don't you mean fatigué?
>>153397190This is the actual strat. Let Italy score a few so they can outperform the finns
>>153397177Espen Knutsen for fuck sakes
Do all swedes have such big heads under their helmets?
>>153397252That works too.
My nuckies could beat Binland
>>153397226>>153397266i am being cyberbullied due to my lack of information stored in my brain and balls :(
If Italy wins, will they make a Mario Hockey game?
>literally straight up kills you
>Espen's deflection made the NHL install those nets behind the goals in...2002?Its that recent for that?
>>153397282We're a BIG thinking nation
>>153397275>9/11
>>153397160It was the Canadian who deflected the shot who killed her, he touched the puck last.
>>153397314>>153397314>>153397314New
>>153397282no the helmet adds 30 kg
>>153397306Goalies went about 50 years not wearing masks, much less helmets.
>>153397160>In a March 2002 game against the Calgary Flames in Nationwide Arena, Knutsen took a shot that deflected off Flames defenseman Derek Morris' stick and accidentally struck 13-year-old Brittanie Cecil in the head, which resulted in her death 48 hours later.Thought it was going to be something juicy, but this is just sad
>>153397303Espen Knutsen, child killer
>>153397307ZAMN
>>153397416Cecil, Kivlenieks, and Gaudreau. Cursed ass team.
>petterson>zibahussein
>>153396604Just compare any countries teams today to 2010Every single team except who's like Germany would get slapped by 2010 national teamsToo many teams = too little talent = lower level of play = weaker national rosters
>>153395741>1980
