Italian stallions >>153395615
idk why italy keeps winning sports we don't care aboutall we care about is football and we keep losing
Go Italy Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first for WE FUCKING LOST
Think he's watching rn?
If Sweden loses I'll do something
>>153397402I can see it :)
if you live to 04/17/2122 post a bud1 for us before your somalian caretaker practices speedbag on your head
>>153397388maybe you should care and start posting with us :3
This should be a real barn burner!
>>153397415see what?
>>153397388Italy's a winter sport nation nowIl calcio è morto
>>153397415unlike trb who couldn't see the events of 04/17/22 coming
>>153397388I remember well when we beat you to the WC in 2017, last cup we qualified for...
>>153397439goddamnit
>hmmm I'm gonna kill that 13 year old with a puck
I can't believe Gary is trying to grow the game internationally, at the detriment of every other country that cares about ice puck.
>>153397410can you kiss me? :3
>>153397409no but i guarantee he watched finland get shit on lol
>>153397402good post
>>153397451I miss the bus parking days
>>153397466I'll kiss everyone in /hoc/ on the lips if Italy wins!
>>153397435da puck :D
>Italy population: 58.9 million>Sweden population: 10.7 million>3-2, and 43-11 in shotsholy kek i need to watch this sport more often
italy needs 1 to tie, 2 to take the lead
>>153397460Thanks Gary i’m never watching the NHL again, it’s all Djurgården forever for me
>>153397409I like the before after video where the TV broadcast camera caught him in the carousel lol
>>153397489what puck?
>>153397402Are the sides grooved so people don't scrape it off, similar to coin clipping?
Clara's owned by the Duck's right?When's he getting called up?
>>153397492ru an retar?ted
>>153397498Great observation there anon. Hey everyone, look at the brains on this guy!
>>153397500sofpussi
gorlami
>>153397515If they win, right after the break is over
Can’t believe we called up zibanejejejejad and pettershit, two obviously mentally ill players
POWERPLAY TIMEGIVE ITALY YOUR ENERGY
>>153397498What happens if Italy scores 3?
>>153397492we literally do not play this sport
>>153397526Fuck he's stopped 43 with no help against NHLers already
>47 shots and only 3 goalsHOW?????
Italy's brave Matthew James Bradley
gary made the call
>>153397532things come in threesneeded to bring lehner as backup
Gary, I'm begging you. Please give Italy a goal here
>>153397542bro you have 60 MILLION people and you're losing (right now atleast). let us have this victory as a small country. love when sweden upsets the "big dogs" in europe, germany, italy, france etc
>>153397538Sweden dissolves as a nation>>153397546Clara's apparently a wall
>>153397537Shitters ger exposed when they get power play. They can't do anything.
>>153397521I miss this logo. It was cool. Fuck the REEE IT WAS RAYCEEEST 'fans' who complained about it who don't even watch the sport.
>>153397546the carolina special
dont worry swedenbros, dunderklumpen is about to be subbed in
not taking Linus to the world's last year broke him and then when he got his shit together they didn't take him for the olympics and he broke again. Swedish goalies are no cursed until they bring him back into the fold.
>>153397545Yea but against swedish shitters
>pettershit in charge of scoring
swedes were predicting 20-0 before the game btw
i thought i was following the puck but it was just a speck of dust on my phone screen
>clara
Bruh... Decent splits on Clara though
>>15339759220-0 shots
God damn this Clara guy fucks
>>153397553Him rolling around in the crease with his snakes would have done better than fucking Gustavsson
>pettersshit
Why is Pettershit so bad?
the italian goalkeeper plays like his family will be killed if he concedes
Stretch that groin out
CLARA YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH!!!!
>Always play a man back on the PK for a counterThe sheer fucking ego on this Swedish team>PettersshitAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153397565I'm sorry our nonsense over muh waycism got exported over there. That Indian head is dope.
Any team with a leafs player should lose. We should at least agree on that.
>>153397615canucks
I'm watching the inuktituk broadcasts and by the end of the tournament I'll be able to sayᕿᑭᖅᑕᒥᐅᑕᑎᑐᑦ
>>153397617Why do you think Gary is there?
>broken stick is still on the ice after a faceoff
>>153397632But anonWe have Matthews
>>153397617He currently plays in Sweden. No wonder he is playing like that. Nobody would want to live here lmao.
Sex with Ron maclean
hopefully sweden can hold on, but i dunno
i've seen enought, terminate his contract. condolences to all Vancouverites
>clara hurtNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153397656
Ruptured benis
>>153397615He looks like a weird fetus
Pulled anus, he’s dead
damn, that sucks
It's over for Italy
oh no it's over
>Clara doneWelpGame's overEntertainment's done
>swedes must injure goalie to winhow low can you go?
>>153397657i mean how freaking cool would that be. a small country against one of the biggest countries in europe, winning in a major sport. i gotta say, if this becomes the norm, you got me. i'm officially a hockey fan.
>CLARA DIED OF SMASHED BALLS
Sweden is going to light Italy up now that Clara is out and pretend like nothing went wrong this game.
Fuck you Gary
>sports hernia
>Peter J. Nygård[a] (born Pekka Juhani Nygård)lol
italy has a second goalie?
>All Options On The Table For Canadiens' Laine
>>153397692Your schtick sucks
>clara outyeah, it's over
Italy is going to need to get pucks in deep
>>153397706some kid who plays for a Swiss team, Fadani
What is Italy feeding these goalies
>>153397706One of the soccer guys who wasn't playing iirc
Why is Italian goaltending so elite?
>>153397717i already was kind of a fan though, because of "heated rivalry", and some cute guy called "Macklin". is he playing in the olympics? go san jose sharks!
>>153397724Pasta and gabagool
and pettersson misses again!
ah gabagooooool
>>153397706HES IN
>>153397738pissmissle though
>>153397724Sanguinaccio
gustavsson didnt know where that was
wew that was close
Anything Vancouver touches turn to shit. Canada please take him back.
actually unsure whether this stream commentary is arabic or swedish
why the fuck is this game so close lmao, sweden we gonna fuck your shit up
>>153397492Nobody tell him
>no Clara>hits the post>almost concedes a counter Petter my son...
>Davide Fadani >EHC Kloten
>>153397772Their goalie Clara's elite apparentlyHe got hurt though
>53 shotsLmao
kek go italy go jukka jalonen
stop resisting italy
>>153397492mohammed maybe learn more about the country you get your welfare from
>>153397492Good shitpost
>>153397779>klöten
Having watched the Wild all season, this is the most classic gus game of all time
>53 shots
>>153397782>elitehe plays for Brynas. If he were elite, Gary would have him
genuinely worried about the Italians, they'll most likely heem us
These shitters forget how to score when they just take the backseat in their NHL teams and pass to a canadian to put it in goal
sid teaching his daughter another recipethe secret ingredients are love and a fresh puck
>>153397811He's signed to the Ducks or some shit
If god exists he will let italy to scoreif not, there is only satan so sweden wins
>>1533977852 meter tall goalie. It's cheating.
>>153397646OhOh godNO NO ILL TAKE IT FUCK.
Italy playing even with Sweden in ice hockey, what a time to be alive
whos the EBUG
>>153397779good for him
do swedes actually drink svedka?
It is somewhat refreshing seeing somebody else get blueballed by peteys endless whiffs and posts for once
>>153397837cheryl pounder
i would laugh my butt off if italy ties it
Who the hell is Clara
>>153397828>satanMiro>>153397835It's in milan
>>153397816we're unironically a support player country
>>153397829I thought Italians were all short goblinsDid 4chan lie to me?
>>153397831Thanks retard
I look up who Italy's coach is and suddenly everything is making sense...
Why did we not invite inform players? Is Sam Hallam absolutely retarded?
Swedens main sport is soccer but as you can see we punch well above our weight in other sports too. Also IKEA, Spotify and even DICE (the creators of Battlefield video games) are all Swedish. What an incredible story of a small country roaring across the world.
>>153397791tftp
Why did they even put Elias Pettersson in the squad? Expecting him to suddenly bloom?
>>153397766Doubt there even is an Arabic broadcast of the game, how can you not tell the difference?
>>153397854you don't need to be tall to play hockey
>
>>153397854Italian in america is a different thing. It's basically a type of mexican for you guys.
>>153397860Explain further
>>153397860Gretzky?
>>153397880hes a really good coach
>>153397872he do be lookin fresh tho
>>153397866He still plays great defense, his shot just sucks now.
>>153397872I didn't realize israel was in the winter games this year.
>>153397877I'm half Italian lmaoI don't feel very Mexican
>>153397841What's that, Swedish vodka? I'll drink Absolut and Explorer, sure>>153397845Italian starting goalie, died from rupturing hus massive ballsack
>>153397860Say his name
Based Sweden heeming the ref anyone else catch that?
>>153397920Anyone would get worn out taking 50 shots in a hockey game
Do any of this Olympics' hockey teams have a black on them?
>>153397932seth jones
Finland will lose to Italy
>>153397863If your main sport is soccer, how are you recovering from the fact the Danes have a Euro Cup title and you don't?
ok it's ogre see you tomorrow when germany plays guys
EVILALWAYSWINSREMEMBER
TAKBIR
no clara, no party
KOLLAPS EXTRA INCOMING
least the Italians showed some fight unlike the Finns
Nylander has a grade 3 bussy sprain please take note
MADONE!
ok it‘s over bye
The previous goalie would have saved that
>>153397932i think we used to deploy some kind of mathematical italian:black conversion rate
>>153397932sarah nurse
>Zibanejad>ragsWelp it's overGood show by Italy though
>>153397854The southerners who moved to your country are short goblins, their hockey players are northerners.
Go Sabres
>>153397939He got bounced off the roster due to an injury
>>153397872he's so funny
HAHAHAHAHAHITALY?! SIT DOWN !
fugggood night i guess
>>153397972are you gonna quote that retarded tarantino movie again?
if I would be italian I would cry desu
>>153397963not grade 5?
>>153397863i think you're cool maybe we will build our new jet fighter with you together
It's Over for Italy
Based Iranian
finito
pastabros...
>>153397932France has Bellemere
could you imagine if we lost this? phew
Nice! Thanks for cheering for us guys
we almost lost
Swedes were only being good guests, making the first game exciting instead of humiliating
>>153397983>no jones>no robertson>not foxI didn't realize Billy G was this racist and based.
>>153398004luckily you have arabs to save you
>>153398004What is your goal song?
>>153397990luckily 99.99% of italians don't know this sport exists
Sweden went into this playing like they already won the game and it nearly bit them in the ass.
>>153398006You are welcome, Sven
>>153398015Zibanejad's Persian
Dahlin really put this team on his back.I guess he's used to it playing for the Sabres.
>>153397854the best italian player is a short goblin that plays for norway
There was a tranny that shot a bunch of kids in Canada today
>>153398009Haha… Yeah totally man
>>153398015Hahah you LOST fucking loser, lost to slovakia what a fucking pathetic joke you are. Where was rantanen? i thought hes the best european forward in the world?
>>153398031
>>153398015He's Aryan! Uniroincally Iranians are our best minorities by far. Irianan women are a cute
>game's not on svtplay>go tv4play>skaffa plus
>>153398021CANNELONI MACARONI
>>153398004It would be like as if Italy lost to Sweden in an important football match, I can't imagine how embarassing would that be
>>153398029And finnish, 0% swedish. He also owns a failing burger chain
*wins*
>>153398054Det är helt åt helvete favä
>>153398031Zucc looks like a hobbit not a goblin
>>153398045ranta runt i rinken
>>153398021https://youtu.be/_3A-7AuysxQ?feature=shared
>>153398049My Islanders =(
>>153398066Chris Drury owned a failing pizza chain, that's just Rangers culture
I lost track of the puck every other minute and a lot of stuff seems retarded, but I can see why people might like this sport.
>>153398066What chain?
damn, when did the italians get so good at hockey?
>>153398084Brödernas
we almost FUCKING lost bros
Yep, that settles it. N-never in doubt, heh...
I was never worried
Did that Italian just say "fuck?"
>>153398009>good guests>don't feed their guests at the same timeSvens are confusing
>>153398080Is that a "well, I play in new york, why not own a pizza joint" mentality or something?
>empty netfor what, you were two goals down and you're not playing france or whatever
>>153398077>>153398021actually so fucking funny vs Italy
>>153398052i was babysat by an iranian family when i was a kid. they're nice people.
>FUN!!!
>Finnshits got KWAB'd by Slobasedia>Sneeden wins and display the extreme firepower with over 50 SOGGreat night. See you tomorrow!
>>153398063hmmm
>>153398100It's just what you do in hockeyDesperation moves and all that
>>153398087They're failing?
SWEDEN LOSES 5-2! HOW FAR THE NORSEMAN HAVE FALLEN. LAUGH AT THE CALIPHATE OF SWEDISTAN
>>153398100ever since gary made the goalies wear smaller pads, teams have been pulling the goalie when down two. Some retards, like patrick roy, don't even wait until 3 minutes or less remaining to do it.
we.almost.fucking.lost.
>>153398115Eh I guess, "for teh lulz" is always a valid reason
>>153398114Retard
>>153398057>>153398077Thanks, guys. Cheers
>>153398095Swedes dont feed their guests because pickled herring is too spicy form most of them
>>153398063You lose important matches to lesser nations all the time though.
>>153398117Yeah
>>153398104The thing is that the Iranians that are in Sweden are unironically engineers and doctors that fled after the 1978 revolution. Every Iranian I know I met at uni
So the bad guys win?
What keeps getting hit in the corner that keeps making a pinging sound? Can't be the stanchions because the puck is on the ice when it is happening. Am I getting tinnitus?
>>153398131Maybe pickled herring is just too disgusting and swedes don't want to embarrass themselves by giving people that terrible food.
>>153397521haha dude! that's so freakin cool how an american like you knows about swedish hockey logos! that is freaking cool man, i bet you're an awesome fella and that you've never been raped :)
>>153398121When Dean was the coach of the wild, he would pull so early but it would work. There was a time he pulled the goalie at like 9 min left
>>153398146The bad guys always win. Just take a look at a history book
My Penguins (:
>>153398146yes
>>153398146You haven't played yet
>>153398143>unironically engineers and doctorsall military-aged males when they came over too, I bet.
>>153398114>>153398135Yeah but I was making a joke about the 2018 worlds qualification against Sweden
>>153398164Retard
>>153398143yeah, that's a big part of it too. the family i knew were petit bourgeoise. dad made a ton of money from the commercial construction business he co-owned. all the muslims i grew up were professional class types.
We might have won but this is still a loss, the only cope is that this was one of those round robin one of stinkers, but i don’t think so
I don't want to see you Swedes claim Pettershits downfall is anyone's fault but himself anymore.
italy wins 2 to 5
And with that, we turn our attention toward Quebec and the Maritimes
>>153398153Dean was a psycho, but he was >our psycho.
>>153398151Nah brown pipo jus cant handle dey pickled fish, its too spicy 4 dem
>>153398164They were not, they were entire families UNLIKE the situation in the modern day. They literally fled an islamist regime and are a very successful minority in the current year
>En inledningsdag som var lite skakig för Sverige, mycket skakig för Finland
>>153398172Aww libbie upset at facts again? Awwwww.
>>153398193det måste svida
>>153398143Had an Iranian in my high school class, nicest guy that wouldn't hurt a fly and also smart as hell. Also incredibly athletic, he learned to skii just as well as me in two days lol
>>153398200Read a book dumb nigger
>>153398176go wops go
TIME FOR REGGIES
>>153398175Who does? He’s obviously a basketcase. We seem to create a lot of mentally ill hockeyplayers
>>153398178nobody cares about nhl frauds
Holy fuck we blew them the fuck out. 60 SOG...Honestly I think 2 teams alone can win this tournament - Sweden and Canada.
>>153398174>this is still a loss,true you are supposed to be such a great team blah blah, and you only barely wonmany such weakness
>>153398164Real Iranians are based and hate Islam, not the gayass mullahs that you helped takeover the country
>>153398153I transform into an I Fucking Love Science guy when people seethe about pulling the goalie too early because most of the time, what are they even talking about? If you are down three goals with ten minutes left, you have more or less already lost the game, so what are you risking?
>>153398164Not him, but yeah the iranians unironically, did actually send their best, unlike other immigrant groups.
Maybe Italy would have won if they had a better coach
thank you sam hallam, the most exciting swe-ita game I've ever seen
>>153398178i wish onhockey still had chl links.i'd like to watch the reggies game. my shitting seagulls are five points up on them but st. john's has a few games-in-hand and have been really hot lately
>>153398189>no it was a whole bunch more of them instead and kids so they can't get deported even if we wanted them toOh, that's so much better...
I always enjoy seeing smaller hockey nations do well
>>153398222>>153398216>>153398204>>153398189Ja ja Alireza jag ser dig
when the fuck is usa vs canada?i wanna see some fights
>>153398164they absolutely were here. muslims always finished top of the class in my hs.
>>153398229See>>153398205
>>153398235You mean like Iran? yeah, me, too
good luck against finland! you showed grit today italy
1993, 2026.
Impressive goaltending by the italians
>>153398241good girl
>>153398238Nej det gör du inte
our commentator said the swedish players combined earn 160M a year, is it like apehoop where Americans pay gold for it and nobody outside of North America really cares?
>canada's first game in 2002>loses to sweden 5-2>canada wins gold>italy's first game in 2026>loses to sweden 5-2
Suomisisters...
>>153398267Sounds like a cope to me
>>153398267Sweden, Finland, Czechia and Russia care
>>153398247You watch Division 4?
>>153398229They were the bourgeois of Iran that fled after a violent revolution. Are you not aware of what the Iranian revolution was? Your country was very deeply involved.
tripsen är mina, bara så ni vetjag ska ta med mig dom till /v/
Fuck of you iranian shit, get out of my fucking country, don’t use a thread avout hockey for shilling your piece of shit shitskin people
>>153398288checked
>>153398267This doesn’t even make sense
>>153398285Wasn't around, don't care. Should I start giving a shit about the Mongol invasion since "that happened too ya know"? No.
do you have vitaepro in your cunt?
>>153398267Domestic leagues are more popular, NHL matches are played in the middle of the night here so they have a low view count
What do you guys think of the new Harry Potter full cast audiobooks?
>>153398283All those teams have something very much in common...
>>153398260intressant...
>>153398283
>>153398299were you around for 9/11?
trvth nvke
>>153398285he only knows what bots on twitter feed him
APOLOGIZE.
>>153398299See>>153398245
>>153398267They're the only hockey country who can afford huge salaries
What sucks about playing a country like Italy in ice hockey is that you have no Italian flags to banter with on 4chan. You are stuck with predictable and boring American and Canadian flags.
>>153398288Based
>>153398295I think he's saying that Euroleague basketball/Swedish hockey league guys are about on par with completely anonymous roster filler in the NBA and NHL, and there's no comparison to soccer where there are a ton of different leagues competing with each other to buy and pay players. Everyone (even including Russia) has basically accepted their place in the ecosystem
>italy scored more goals than finland
>>153398349troth noke
>most dangerous lead in St John's
>>153398364That’s just poverty ball is the most popular sport in the world and can support many different leagues that have top lvl talent
>>153398371KWAB
>>153398267there's 32 teams in the nhl, and they have to pay 70 million in salary so that's 2 billion in league payrollthe actual money is from the tv rights in canada being distributed league wide, many teams aren't profitable
>>153398334Yes. Tragic day.
>>153398379>most raped retard in /hoc/
>>153398349You're just pissy you don't have any low hanging fruit to smack around like a ragdoll.You're lucky there aren't many Italians here with that performance you guys put up.
>>153398343see>>>/lgbt/
>>153398371czechia, sweden's hockey greatest enemy
>>153398408kek gottem
>>153398397I got some low-hanging fruit here you can smack your tongue around on.
speaking of mongol invasionskublai > genghis
>>153398349here I am, how much did we lose by?
>>153398434Yeah
>>153398429Genghis was a proud throat-singing MongolKublai was a sinophile cuck
>>153398390>the actual money is from the tv rights in canada being distributed league wideCanadian teams give up so many games to national broadcasts that they actually get to take a cut off the top before it is split 32 ways. The US TV deal by contrast is just split 32 ways straight up.
>>153398434you didn't really lose
>>153398397my home made wine basically says I'm italyan>>153398434not enough
>>153398434You almost won.
>>153398438>>153398447>>153398455>>153398458only three goals difference right?great success
has a host country never had a hockey team play in the games? China maybe?
>>153398472They had a team, they were of course almost all canadian
>>153398472No, China had a team in 2022. All KHL-players from the 1 Chinese team in the league, but they still sucked ass.
>>153398444well I have yellowfever too so I can't blame him for that
>>153398471Two in reality, one was an empty netter. The fourth goal was only after your starting goaltender pulled something and need to go out.
>>153398497I remember chelios’ son
>>153398471for much of the game we were 2 - 2. after our goalie got injured it went all downhill
>>153398472China definitely had a team in the corona olympics. There are some shitty hockey countries that have hosted (korea, norway, yugoslavia) but none of those are so bad that they wouldn't have a team
hockey twt is unironically so fucking funny i'm giggling at some of these posts compared to you retards
Why can the NHL take a break for the Olympics but not for Skoda cup?
>>153398529Half the league takes time off for that tournament.
>>153398529How many NHLers play in the Skoda cup?
>>153398529skoda cup is not a real tournament according to jews(((american)))
>>153398529This is probably the last time we see this, the billionaire owners in the NHL’s puckered assholes are twitching violently. Meanwhile european soccer can schedule breaks for fucking international friendlies, no biggie. It’s mostly cause america have no culture of international team events, since they mostly play sports no one else fucking plays
>>153398545Like 70, rough guess.
>canada czechia in 12 hoursbetter start drinking alcohol drowsy tea soon
everyone should make their own winebuying coulored water from abroad is just asking for enviro kollapsi
So they're really starting Helle huh? Team USA is so fucked lol
>>153398582You are having an America-induced melty right now.
>>153398654I only buy beer
What happened to Clara?
>>153398667cope he can't be a gutless collapsing weakmind shitter forever he's gonna put it together
>>153398681that's just weak water with taste of piss and sometimes coffevino gives you strong water
>>153398682torn pussy
>>153398654Sweden makes wine?
>>153398529The official car of the NHL is Honda
>>153398682"lower body" injury
>>153398682Pulled his bussy cucking Pettersshit out of a goal.A glorious end.
>>153398704Mead is technically wine
>>153398704People go out into the woods and collect berries to make toilet wine with. Its pretty based.
>>153398706Honda is infinitely better than VW slop tbhonestdesuthoughbeit
lingonberry mead
>>153398709I get those every once in a while too.
>>153398715oh, of course.>>153398716sneaky!
>>153398654my grandpa did make his own wine. my hippie cousin inherited the old vineyard and she let everything die, fucking retard.
>>153398704Homemade moonshine
>>153398728>shethat's on your grandpa, with all due respect
>>153398582nhl wants ioc to pay insurance on players, it's not like ioc doesn't print moneynhl uses playing in olympics as bargaining chip against the players union, the contract expires after france 2030 so it's less likely to do sochina and korea time mean nothing to american broadcastersit's france 2030 and utah 2034, utah will happen, france should work out contract wise unless the league wants to settle the new contract a year early
i got some mead flowing through my veins
>>153398722I've made some of that stuff before, good stuffI also recommend apricot mead
>>153398758that's pretty dope
>>153398747Football clubs eats the cost of a player getting heemed in international tournament no problem, why is it such a huge deal in jewmerica?
oh no no no nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5yiDVel2qk
>>153398728I had an old neighbor from apuliahe grew grapes on his garage roof and then made it the old fashion way by stomping on them
Kek Italy is above Finland
>>153398778Soccer prints money because the fans are mouthbreathers.NA sports have self control, if the product on ice is shit then why reward them with money.
>>153398735yeah but also not really a woman moment since our neighbor lady in the countryside was the one who stepped in and planted some beans and and shit on the lands (she keeps some, obvs). if it wasn’t for her those lands would be completely abandoned. I’m still fuming over this whole thing though.
>>153398747>ioc doesn't print moneyIt does? The Olympics aren't that profitable and it is not uncommon that countries actually lose money from hosting, hence why they can hardly even find someone who wants to host it anymore.
>>153398816i'd be pissed too
>>153398808Kek, yeah nah the payroll of NHL clubs dwarf 98% of football clubs, your jew owners just don’t want a slight dip in revenue that’s it.
>>153398704I am, my phone can't post when I drunk
>>153398793nice, lots of gardens in Italy look like that. because we don’t have HOA I guess.how do vines survive the Canadian winter though?
>scoreless draw London, ON
both the men and the women are playing tomorrow
captcha sobered me up
>>153398778when do international soccer players get heemed? that guy zidane headbutted?hasek doesn't get hurt in turin 2006 and ottawa probably wins the cupnhl is guaranteed 82 games, soccer clubs might just play 40-60? depends on their status in national and europe competition?
>>153398890make up game for the flu cancellation, isn't it?
Just compare any countries teams today to 2010Every single team except who's like Germany would get slapped by 2010 national teamsToo many teams = too little talent = lower level of play = weaker national rostersLook at team Canada 2010's defense and goaltending. It's just not comparable to any team now.
Marry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHdd65cuAIEFuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Xl9tBWt54Kill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPkT0jMjEu8
>>153398870thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>153398896jen
>>153398896it's a psyop >what kinda wine you got, fren?
SHIT teams
>>153398529The Olympic break is a missed opportunity for an NHL event where they can make bank, the league is so packed with games there's not much time for it. It's not complicated.
my favorite american youtuber is junkyard digs
>>153398825except I posted>it's not like ioc doesn'tdouble negative, so positive>and it is not uncommon that countries actually lose money from hostingbecause the IOC makes the money and the country is stuck paying for the infrastructure>>153398848we have special grapes here that are cold hardy to -30, can even get colder because snow insulates themcanada is biggest producer of ice wine that germans brought overwe also have some warmer pockets, pic related is canada
>>153398897Fucking retard, muscle/tendon damage is super common in football, and unlike hockey you can’t field a damaged player in an important match because he will be useless, that 5% drop in ability will make all the difference in the world.
>>153398935>winereminds me of what trb does when you remind him bud won
>>153398960my gf's favourite youtuber is some swedish broad
>>153398955You mean like the All Star Game that nobody watches?
>>153398971my favorite candadian sports youtuber is rednecks and dirtyhands
>the city of London
>>153398890>menI see two women's teams from canada on that list.
>>153398972Noooo it’s super important for the kids they looove it! Lets have all these players who hate eachother gather and play a stupid game and do some training exercises, the kids hecking love it!
london knights are the most hatable chl team
>>153399006jen
>>153398961very interesting friend, I didnt know.
>>153399006kek
>>153398965>that 5% drop in ability will make all the difference in the world.how do teams win when they have a red card then?also in /hoc/ we call it soccer
>>153399009Yes, just as Blainville-Boisbriand is the most hated in the Omega League and the Hitmen are the more hated in the Whiskey League
Italybros how we feeling?
>>153399006
Girl here
>>153399039>Omega LeagueQuack League, I meant
>>153398778The truth is international hockey is a steaming pile of inconsistent shit, you can't compare it to a football world cup. Different sports with different traditions
>>153399028Soccerfags are the most delusional sort of sports fan. Divegrass is somehow magically more complex than any other sport and stands head and shoulders above everything else because...a lot of people watch it. Primarily in countries that don't have easy access to clean drinking water.
I have 8 snus left, this is it. I'm gonna do it this time
>>153399028Cause the injured player isn’t on the field fucking things up? Are you retarded. Being one man short is preferable to a player losing the the ball because he’s injured and causing a dangerous attack/a goal, it’sa low scoring game with small margins, knowing that you’re fucked and adjusting your tactics accordingly is way more important than having some injured schmuck out on the field
>>153399051How are your tits? Also, how are you enjoying the Olympic ladypuck?
>>153399067Didn’t ask.
>>153399067The withdrawals always win
>>153399082I know you secretly wanted to know.
>>153399069Small tits big ass, 5’6. Accepting hockey bf applications. I don’t watch women’s hockey, I think it’s undignified
>>153399068so a player at 95% is less effective than not being on the field at all?you should go to bed, don't you got work tomorrow?
>no more hockey until the ass crack of the next dayBros...
>>153399068>Being one man short is preferable to a player losing the the ball because he’s injured and causing a dangerous attack/a goalWe don't play like pussies here though. Tkachuk won a cup with a torn rotator and Kyle Palmieri set up a goal with a torn ACL while leaving the ice just this season.It's called heart.
>>153399103Do you think you could fall in love with a Canadian?
in idaho, bud comes in trb
>>153399101Stop talking and start cocking.
>>153399114Would you like a nightcap and bedtime story? Man, actually, me, too...
>>153399051>>153399069>>153399103>log into hoc>see trb posting this
>>153399121Sure. My only qualifications are - minimum 5’11- plays hockey- has facial hair
>>153399067i quit over christmas. had a snus the other week and honestly didnt miss it at all. feels good being free of the addiction
>>153399120That’s a giant tell that it’s low quality, argentina in a world cup final would not even field messi at his peak in that condition, because it would have been a disastrous detriment. Fielding injured players is not a good sign for your sport
>>153399121Only if they could win a Stanley Cup
>>153399121>Send bobs and vagene!!YWNBAC Rajesh
Does anyone else think Rick Westhead has something to hide?
>bud lying in bed at night trying to sleep>his phone bleeps>he checks the message>from: trb>"Hey. Wanted to show you what I did today. Thinking of you">attached image: picrel
>>153399165boof it
>>153399182>tfw you'll never throw a foreskin piss bomb on your teammates
>>153399182I understand that shit happens and there are reprecussions and blah blah but this is very normal behavior for boys and doesn’t need blasted over X.com like it’s a national emergency. Just punish them and move on.
>Hi is this the hockey thread? I'm from Sweden if you couldn't tell from my gaping anus leaking semen all over the floor, boy I love Olympic time. Let me tell you why soccer is better than hockey.I forgot about the influx of tourists. NHLers playing is only going to make it worse.
>>153399213>foreskin piss bomb
>>153399222>my gaping anus leaking semen all over the floorisn't this what happened to you on 04/17/22?
>minor scoreless draws
>>153399222mam, this is the wine and snus general
>>153399222Trb bud1 1993 muh gary
>>153399222>gatekeeping literally one of the worst generals not only on this board but this entire siteYou people never talk about hockey you barely even register that matches are on
>>153399218This way it gets added to their internet file to be hung over their head for the rest of their life to be used against them when need be with no option for rectification.
Just got a hair cut and beard trim lads
You should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>153399305you wear size 39 pants
>>153399282does saying soccer is better than hockey count as talking about hockey in the hockey thread?
>Lehner further explains that he now lives alone and feels that he has been stripped of both his reputation and his family.>It was close to everything going right. But then everything fell apart. And I lost everything. I've ruined my health, my family... but I tried.
How does one learn this supper power?https://x.com/sportshbomaxse/status/2021655107142558150?s=20
redditors are so mentally ill kek
>>153399328He’s dead in 5 years, schizos like him never live long
>>153399182nothing wrong with a little horseplay
>>153399328I blame drugs
>>153399352
>>153399213>tfw I'll never throw a foreskin piss bomb on my teammates:(
>>153399296just in time for valentine's day, romeo
>>153399342slovakian sounds really familiar, I can almost understand
>>153399230>>153399364>cutfags cant throw foreskin pissbombssad>>153399355I blame my islanders
>>153399134me on the right with the huge biceps
>>153399395
>>153399414trb is just openly gay now without any irony
Finland was playing really well until they collapsed in the 3rd
>>153399486Finland got outperformed by Italy.
>>153399380My wife will be thrilled.
>>153399499they'll bounce back against sweden
>>153399459based
>>153399182I remember similar antics when I was in high school
>>153399589>>153399589>>153399589NEW
>>153399328>guy with tattoo on the back of his neck regrets his life decisions.kek
>>153397314We have a hockey team?!
>>153400020it has at least 2 italians