new hire editionprevious >>153390439
>>153398016This was a great post.
Kek eyetest fags were saying Darnold would choke and that Stidham is just as good as Bo
>>153398016But how does Anon's cat compare to THE BLACK CAT OF ILL OMEN? Remember that the Cowsoys and Gints still have not recovered from this
>Patties are going to have to defend this moment the entire off season
>>153398016If I owned the Titans I would hire Gruden and let him have full control of the team, he'll be able to pick his own GM and coaching staff.
>>153398064I feel like I'm crazy in saying Maye wasn't that good this season, he was good, but certainly not MVP level.
>>153398079Will Campbell got a head start, a chip, and still nearly gave up the sack. He is ass
Lol Jish
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/dolphins-hire-kevin-patullo-as-pass-game-coordinatorKek
>statty bois taking a victory lap because they got one Superbowl pick right in 8 yearsKWAB
>>153398103Maye WASN'T good this season. He had great stats airing out moon balls to wide open WRs against terrible defenses. In the playoffs, he looked like dogshit and got carried by a defense that feasted on Bustin Shitbert, CJ "4 INT" Stroud, and THE Jarrett Stidham
kek the cheating allegations have already started>"The more I watch the Super Bowl, the less I understand it," Archuleta wrote on social media. "Seattle ran a couple of their blitzes as if they 100% knew EXACTLY what the Patriots were going to do. If they had done anything different, it could have been a big play for NE!! It doesn't make sense. I need to consult some DC peeps tomorrow I need answers."t.Former NFL safety and CBS analyst Adam Archuleta
Oh, hey Caleb.
>>153398145>trillion stats to show what the eye test makes obviousStattykeks are so cute
Caleb Williams has successfully sissified the entire city of Chicago.
I've been away, why did Chikaner switch to being mad at the Bears/flyovers? Most mexicans live on the coast
StatGODS and eyetestbros both called it for Seattle but delusional Pats fans and East Copers reached for both in an attempt to find any hope.
>>153398154the seahawk would have bootyblasted the eagle if they played
he gave the whole defense da flu n shit
>worst fanbases are all jeet infestedi'm sensing a pattern here bros
>>153398059Easily the most memorable Cowboys moment since 1995.
>>153398227Never should have gave niggas money
Total DVOA rankings 2018-2025>20181. Kansas City Chiefs (lost in AFCCG)>20191. Baltimore Ravens (lost in Divisional round)>20201. New Orleans Saints (lost in Divisional round)>20211. Dallas Cowboys (lost in Divisional round)>20221. Buffalo Bills (lost in Divisional round)>20231. Baltimore Ravens (lost in AFCCG)>20241. Baltimore Ravens (lost in Divisional round)>20251. Seattle Seahawks (won Superbowl)Seriously can't imagine taking this dogshit seriously like faggot Kimes and the other retarded talking heads
>>153398300Another retard that doesn't know what statistics are
>wtf why do people hate a bunch of spammers from the worst division in footballsthe jesterguild strikes again
HELPPPPP!!!!!
Feeling fried chicken today. Gonna go to Colonel Rybacks
>>153398321please post the updated version, this one doesn't have the 4 point owl for NFCW
Reminder, and early. Seahawks won.>Who they beat? The PatsQB 2nd MVP voting.>Who they beat? The RamsQB 1st MVP voting.>PICK THE HILL TO DIE ON-MVP IS A FRAUD AWARD-SUPER BOWL IS A JOKE-DEFENSE WON CHAMPIONSHIP>SIMPLY PUT, SEAHAWKS WON. 11 MORE MONTHS TO REMEMBER WHO THE CHAMPS ARE.
>>153398220He just wants attention badly. That and some old Slav was killed in Chicago by an Edgar. Ignore him. (You)s are his life source
>drew lock with the zoomer dip
>>153398352DONT YOU EVER TRY US
>>153398300????
>>153398227>Gabriella Carvalho Perpetuoholy mutt name, nothing of value lost
>>153398363Oh shit I just noticed the Coop shirt that's nice.
>>153398380>if the Ravens had a QB instead of a meme RB they would have won a Super Bowl that yearWhy do teams still fall for this shitty meme?
>>153398380kek what a choke job by Lamar
>>153398380Did 2013, 2002, 1996 and 1985 take place in the last 8 years? Fucking retarded dog. Can't even read
Schizo time
Why is it so hard for people to accept the 2025 Seahawks were an all-time great team?
>>153398220He got completely buckbroke by the mods lol
>>153398414so the point youre making is that dvoa is only shit in the last 8 years?
>>153398407ICE ROCKS! how come 13% of the population is doing 50% of the crime, and PLAYING GAMES FOR THE OWNERS for MILLIONS?
>>153398433We beat everyone we care about
>you can't do this to me! my EPA is elite!
>>153398430i feel like the 2012-2013 players wont be rooting for them this season. if they make it back to the SB and win their legacy will be destroyed
reminder that sam darnold canonically FAILED the eyetest
>>153398380It's insane how many opportunities the 2023 and 2024 Ravens fumbled in the playoffs.
>dolphins hiring Kevin patullo as passing game coordinator Are they fucking retarded?
>>153398453What if they make it back and win, but only because they ran it on the 1 yard line?
The rings test is the only thing that matters.Sam Darnold and Jalen Hurts have a ring.Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, and Justin Herbert do not.
>>153398478we can post the webm here for the next 12 years
>>153398453Everyone but Russ and Pete will be. They tried to take the narrative away from Lynch and the LoB and choked it all away thanks to their ego and pride. Pete wanted Russ to get the game winning TD, it only cost them everything.>>153398475Unfathomably based.
>>153398475Best coast confirmed the football playing ball knower coast
>>153398494>Arizona>coastal
east coast did better with fewer good teams
>>153398487Nah Russ has been humbled. He knows he's got to support Seattle now cause they hate him everywhere else.
>noooooo you can't bring usa geoliticalpolitics into /nfl/ or something, it makes us flyovers look bad!
>>153398499>Arizona not coastal>forced to watch their 3 division rivals on the coast win playoff games
>>153398504They would’ve done better if they had ryback
>>153398437The point I'm making is if your metric is only right about once every 8 years in picking Superbowl winners it's not worth a shit. If you asked an Eye Test ™ Chad to pick who they think will win the Superbowl at the end of the regular season he'd pick the correct winner more often that total team DVOA. The point of statistics/metrics DVOA should be to identify the best teams each season. If they can't do that then what's the point of making them or using them in sports discussion as valid analysis like Mina Kimes and the other lazy fuckwit talking heads do?
>>153398508>top 4 are all coastGODSArizona is not coastal
aieeee save me jannies, we're getting humiliated by coastGOD statGODS
Who's missing?
>>153398535Ryback
ryback is a bad meme, it doesn't even have the potential to make people mad
>>153398535Fill out the nfc west now.
>>153398558the main idea behind this map was that the nfcn is a bunch of retarded shitholes/bad teams obessed with beating each other who get stomped when they face any other division. and the patriots are obviously the greatest dynasty of all time. Where would we put the NFCW?
>>153398118What's he doing? Think he is bowling
>>153398532>>153398535this is really embarrassing, even for the offseason
>>153398555Ryback board newfag!https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Ryback/
janny licks my fucking asshole
>>153398535Put the browns and steelers in Ukraine and Belarus
ryback is a reddit esque meme, lolsorandom and milquetoast, containing no racism, sexism, or other 'isms which are the cultural cornerstone of this website>black qbsoptionally with laughing anime girls is a much better example of the culture of this website
Ryback makes 'em seethe
>>153398611>>153398580
>>153398606hmm , steelers are historically successful though, and ukraine isn't
I’m having a ryback induced melty
flyovers vs coastals has ruined /nfl/
bussy is a Rybackesque meme
>seething at rybackKwab
If your state doesnt border the ocean you dont know ball
I just assume anyone posting ryback or busy or homo posts here is a sub 70 IQ degenerate worthless loser and I ignore the posts. Damn shame there is no IDs here so filtering is an option
>>153398611remember the short lived crying seahawks anime girl craze?
Jenny vs Ryback who wins?
>>153398669Yup, you’re having a ryback induced melty
Keeeeeeeeek Rybussy induced melty
>>153398388i guess they already designed the ring?
>>153398698classy looking, if so
They're calling it the ickiest play of all time
>>153398669maybe you should fuck off back to r3ddit then my nigger. this will always be a homo ryback bussy board
I really like ryback :)
>>153398719Don't be silly, this is a VERY straight genny
is nick right?
>>153398717this was counted as pick six too kek
>>153398717Post the one where he gets absolutely vagina'd by a rookie DE who shoved his own LG into him
>>153398577The only explanations are gambling or retardation.
>2026>putting ketchup in the fridge
the NFL should get rid of the kicker position and make quarterbacks do the kicking
I still don't know who Ryback is.
>>153398756Only by technicality because the ball didn't hit the ground. It was a fumble return by eye test but by rule accuracy yeah it was a pick 6. Either way elite defensive play.
>>153398751>This change how you view Drake's SBLmao no. The problem wasn't his arm strength, it was him being a deer-in-headlights bitch who took 6 sacks>>153398763>runs into his own guy>gets pulled down by the left arm of a man already wrapped up with anotherI laff every time
>he doesn’t know the Great White Hope Ryback
>>153398781His first career sack and it's in the supey after the depth chart plus injury kept him off the field for all but 29 snapsI understand his elation
>>153398773Too fat
>>153398800It's an amazing sack, too. He sacks the qb THROUGH the Guard. If he can do that with any regularity, he's going to be a star
>>153398803Your bussy is too fat
>Best memes of 2025 season 1. Bo induced melty2. Blaize+Louie3. flyover mongrels 4. patti eats ice cream5. Josh Allen chair>Comeback meme of the year Lynn Redden posting>Wasted potential of the yearCarlie Irsay mommy
>>153398773hips. go hawks
>>153398815He suffered a bad injury in his last college season before he was drafted so his play time was limited to help him kind of rehabilitate that leg. Hopefully the off-season gives him time to get into full swing and he can move up on the depth chart to prove his stuff; that was legitimately one of the best sacks of the entire 2025-26 season.
>>153398827>no RybackShut up Chikaner
stop talm bout bussy for two seconds challenge
a nigga who take cock in his assholea shameful nigga
>>153398781>>153398800>>153398815DTs are more valuable than edge rushers. When you collapse the pocket entirely you win. Not even Mahomes can escape a closing pocket
take cock in this bussy
>>153398745crazy how bearsfags spammed about fraudgers being gay for years and then got an openly homosexual qb who was also a nigger
>>153398854EVERYONE called Rodgers gay for years, because he is
FUCKING WHY?
>>153398851Drake Maye was statistically supposed to be able to as the most frequent scrambler in the league. But he choked and got his own left guard slammed into him."Best scrambler" = "QB with receivers who are never open and an o-line who can't hold the fucking pocket"
>>153398867He will do great, Hurts was the problem
>>153398873They call me the Bussy Scrambler
This bussy is moist
>>153398873You cannot scramble your way out of this. Can you even read or see?
>>153398840Ryback posting has been happening for years newfag
nfcnegros really be like "the biggest retard in my class raped me a lot for decades and i finally beat him in one game so now i'm the king retard" just to get raped the second they face a team in a non-fraud division
>>153398888So has Lynnposting
IT>Green Bay Packers2011: Lost in Divisional Round to the New York Giants2012: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2013: Lost in Wild Card Round to the San Francisco 49ers2014: Lost in NFC Championship to the Seattle Seahawks2015: Lost in Divisional Round to the Arizona Cardinals2016: Lost in NFC Championship to the Atlanta Falcons2019: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2020: Lost in NFC Championship to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers2021: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2023: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles2025: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Chicago BearsJUST>Minnesota Vikings:2012: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers2015: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2017: Lost in NFC Championship to the Philadelphia Eagles2019: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2022: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New York Giants2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Los Angeles RamsMEANS>Chicago Bears:2010: Lost in NFC Championship to the Green Bay Packers2018: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles (Double Doink game)2020: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2025: Lost in Divisonal Round to the Los Angeles RamsNOTHING>Detroit Lions:2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas Cowboys2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington Commanders
Why did the change the name Redskins? Didn't it represent native americans
>>153398907why did we call brown people redwere we all colorblind back then
>>153398840The Ryback meme is fucking stupid. I don't even know who that is.
>>153398886This is the actual completed drop back. Any QB with pocket awareness would've been able to scramble
>>153398907Should've renamed them the Washington Scalpers. I did like Football Team though. There's no reason to change the logo even with the rename, it's just some Native American guy, what's wrong with that?
>>153398907White jews felt offended on the Native American community's behalf
brodie doesnt know who ryback is lol
>>153398591Thats my SISTER. Delete this
>>153398936Should've been called the Washington Department of Football. The whole thing could've been a pretend department of the federal government with the mascot/fans called Agents
>>153398936It's not even "some" Native American guy, it's this Native American guy.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Two_Guns_White_Calf
>>153398335kek, look at the bicep size difference here
>>153398683
>>153398940>White jews
>White jews
>the absolute state of the American Fraud Conference
>Ryback
>>153398977But anon, what about the garbage time stats!
>>153398970>>153398976you know what i meant shut up
>>153398978>one sec, I’ll be ryback
>>153398991read this in seagal's low, mumbling voice.
Yeah, I'm thinking Nix and Daniels are the best QBs of their class
>>153398963Looks like just some Native American guy to me
>>153398920The natives back then were in the sun all day and it gave their skin a red tint
>>153398921Yeah, fair. The Ryback meme is peak brain-rot nonsense that somehow survived way longer than it deserved to.Ryback (real name Ryan Reeves) is a former WWE wrestler from around 2012–2016. He was pushed pretty hard for a while as this big, intense, Goldberg-lite guy with the catchphrase "Feed me more!" — basically a power guy who ate a lot of jobbers and yelled about being hungry. After WWE released him, he went indie, started a podcast/YouTube channel, and became kind of a punchline for claiming he invented half the wrestling industry (the "Ryback invented everything" meme was its own thing for years).But the actual stupid chip meme everyone references now? That's from a completely random video he uploaded to YouTube in March 2020: a straight-up 10-minute ASMR-style clip of him silently eating Ruffles potato chips. Crunching, chewing, occasional heavy breathing — the whole deal. He probably thought it was going to be relaxing content or something. Instead the internet collectively went "what the actual fuck" and turned it into a green-screen template.People started editing that bald, intense, chip-munching face into random scenes:Zoom callsAnime momentsMovie trailersSerious speechesLiterally anythingIt became this ultra-low-effort, zero-context, repetition-based "haha random" meme that lived mostly on Reddit, TikTok, and Twitter reaction folders around 2020–2022. No edge, no commentary, just a big dude eating chips in places he doesn't belong. It's the dictionary definition of harmless, milquetoast surreal humor that feels like it was generated by a committee trying to recreate early-2010s vine energy without any risk of offending anyone.So yeah — you're not missing much. It's dumb as hell, and the fact that it still occasionally gets dusted off in 2026 is honestly kind of embarrassing for everyone involved. The black QB + laughing anime girl spam is infinitely more based and current.
>>153398966I'm genuinely proud of myself for resisting college
>>153398963>John_Two_Guns_White_CalfThey really do name them after what they see when they are born, huh?
>>153398963Washington Whitecalfs would have worked
Pats fans really thought they were immune to fraud checks
>>153399002gayleb bros...
>>153399027That would've been a cool ass name.
>>153399040They usually rig themselves out of it but Mike MacDonald, Jody Allen, and John Schneider wiped their asses with the script and said let's play football
>>153399012Thanks Grok! Now put Ryback in a bikini
saaaaarhawks really need to pretend there were any patsfags on /nfl/ to try and get any 4chanpoints for their win
Reminder the NFC had 1 good team this yearsit down
>>153399061>the dark side is hereYeah. We can see that.
>>153399061Newfaggot
>>153399061WA native here, everyone here hates towelheads even if we pretend not to. I was at the week 16 game vs. Rams and I had to dodge two human shit piles on my way to the stadium from where I parked.
HOOK EM SAAAARS
>>153399065See >>153398977
absolute state of H1Bstates kek
>>153398966
I think I just found the longest Bo induced melty in history on X
>flyovers trying to claim credit for the seahawks and eaglesoh no you don't
>>153399061>>153399078Do jeets actually like football or are they larping
>>153399085>ONGwhat
Where does Sam Darnols rank with the worst QBs to win a Super Bowl?
>Squirts
>>153398977Your team finished lower than .450
>>153399085It's been known to happen>>153399092on god
>having a ego so big you missed out on a owlkwab
>>153399093>muhhhh qbAverage All Frauds Conference fangoy
>>153399093Below Manning, above Dilfer
>>153399105Doesn't Katchtheball Metcalf got what he fucking deserved
>>153399093Right at the top of this bussy
>>153398719I always forget he's from Minnesota.
>if i use incredibly outdated metrics i can maybe make statGODs look badwhy do eyenegros do this
>SOLVE FOR X??? WHAT'S X? I THOUGHT MATH WAS ABOUT NUMBERS
Why is Dickshit spamming random white women that would never touch him
>>153399117both asses are too big
>>153398227Wow that's quite the toll she paid! Hope she learned her lesson
>>153399132literally who?
Eyetest induced melty
>>153399160
>see you in the Superbowl next yearYea, im thinking it's happening
>>153399152Secretary of War, sweaty
>>153399144It’s time to get on the T, buddy. I don’t ever want to hear you saying that again.
Who do you think will perform in next year's Halftime Show?
>>153399200Ryback
>>153399179ah, didn't recognize him in those 7 pixels. Thanks.
>>153399200It's gonna be some new ghetto girl rapper no one's ever heard of but is supposedly the number 1 streamed artist of 2026.
>>153399200Alice In Chains, Sum41, Three Days Grace and a special appearance by Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20.
>>153399169Do you even know who your team's coach is? I haven't heard you mention him once
>>153399200Miley Cyrus is the frontrunner supposedly.
>>153399221Grim. I’ll be tuning into alternative halftime show featuring Migos, lizzo, and cardi b.
>>153399200If Goodell has more than four brain cells, he'll tap into the K-pop epidemic.
>>153399257Should have mentioned, this is what will be playing on my headphones as I wait for the pozzed halftime show on TV to end.
if Sam Darnold threepeats where does that put him in the all time top 10 QBs?
>>1533992687 would still be more than 3.
>>153399246Shes still making music? I thought she was more focused on drugs
>>153398158Maye felt almost like a version of Purdy from 2023. In the MVP race simply because he's the quarterback of a team with a good record and his stats aren't bad. Though the niners that year didn't have the absolute cupcake schedule the Patriots had this season. Nor did they have an easier path to the bowl. It's further proof that they need to simply remove the award altogether because of how ridiculously weighted it is towards QBs. Just make an award for the best player in each position of each year. The only way a non QB wins the MVP is if he has literal record breaking stats AND the team is winning. Which for some positions is hard, for example Myles Garrett setting the sack record on a 4 win team.
>>153399233Jesse Minter? I talked about the hiring the day it happened (maybe posts got deleted?). Not really a fan and felt like we rushed the process. I'm not a fan of him brining in Anthony Weaver as DC even though Minter is calling plays either Weaver's defences have all sucked dog asshole with the Texans and Dolphins. Offence I don't love that Declan Doyle hasn't called played before but we brought in Lombardi and some other coaches from the Broncos which should help him out. I think a lot of people are hyped about the youth movement but I'm hesitant to assume it's all an upgrade
>>153399268Above Mahomes and probably top 5 all time. It's not happening though.
>>153399281OPOTY and DPOTY are the real awards, with MVP being the QBs equal attention cake slice
>>153398167>Don't worry guys, Caleb will be elite even though he's mediocre in the first 50 minutes of a game because WOW DID YOU SEE THESE CRAZY THROWS IN CRUNCH TIME???All this is telling me is that if the Bears had a stable, good QB, they'd have gone even further. A guy of Darnolds caliber, solid, consistent, good, but not elite, would have taken them past the Rams.
WHERE COLIN WAS RIGHT
>>153398261>Mahomes Magic was just ignoring blatant holding calls for near a decade
>>153399298If the bears had Mitch Trubisky they'd have won the superbowl.but they have a gay black fraud instead.
I liked him
I wonder which NFL locker room stinks the most
>>153399330Had more carry yards than the Patriots.
>>1533993319ers locker room absolutely REEKS of bussy
>>153399331coward
the worst fraud is the fraud who tricks you during the regular season into thinking they might be goodthis is also known in technical circles as "an NFC North Quarterback"
>>153399322>they abandoned Risky Mitch Trubisky for a gay retard that makes wacky throws every so oftenDoomed franchise. Anyone that thinks Caleb is going to magically be better in the first three and a half quarters is retarded. "Pray we have a double digit comeback every week" is not going to get you any further than they've already gone.
>>153399366i thought my wions raping them would knock some sense into them but alas they got too high off barely going 2-1 against a shitty fraudlent fudgepacker team so now they're committed to it for a few years
>>153399350Are they really frauds if they win rings immediately after signing with NFC West teams?
Instead of the pro bowl, we need the toilet bowl where the two worst teams play a gimmicky game with mario kart items
weee look at em goreally puts into perspective how fucking GOAT brady and belichick wereno wonder the main marketing gimmick of this years superb bowl was "w-what if they come back??"
>>153399388that's because they had the mental training weights of chronic lead poisoning removed, they peak for a few years after
>>153399333It’s called rushing yards jeet friend
>Lions have 4 winning seasons total with Matt Stafford 2009-2020>Wions have 4 straight winning seasons with Jared GoffieHmmmm really makes me think
>>153399312I've been saying this for years. It was so painfully obviously last year that everyone caught it. Glad to be proven right
>>153399381People have Mahomes derangement and think the ONLY thing that matters is being able to perform in the clutch, and that the other 50 minutes of the game are irrelevant.>Hey, I know he was 13-31, 110 yards, and 2 picks with 4 sacks up until the 9 minute mark of the 4th quarter >BUT DID YOU SEE THAT THROW OFF HIS BACK FOOT? WHO NEEDS ALL THAT OTHER STUFF? THAT'LL COME NATURALLY!Handwaving fundamental skills is the pinnacle of retardation.
The homosexual thoughts have returned...
>>153399330Better ball security than Drake Maye
>>153399456Aaron...
>>153399417That's because the Lions accelerated the rebuild using the assets they got for Stafford
>derek Carr told the jets to fuck offKek
>>153399473Those assets are jokes compared to Megatron.
Alright now, next up, Seahawks go to another back-to-back bowl and fuck it up at the last second. That's how Seattle sports does things. One stupid decision to give away an easy win.
>>153398120nuh uhno wayDolphins what the FUCK are you doing?
>>153399501Darrell Bevell is gone
>>153399532It won't be an offensive play call. It will be something equally as stupid though. Maybe MacDonald will get a little bit too comfortable and rest a starter and his backup will throw the game.
>>153399501As a Washington sports retard I'm glad I got to enjoy the maddening 90s Mariners and then the Seahawks after then.
I'm waiting for bitchknees to show his face so I can laugh at him. Then I'll take a break from /nfl/ until the draft.
Not sure what the heck your all going to talk about for the next 6 months seems sad to keep posting here now
>>153399330he hates you though
>>153399551>resting starters in the Super Bowl
oh btw
>>153399532>Darrell BevellFuck. Forgot about that fucker and his time with my Kangz.
>>153399583Literally just happened.
>>153399587yeah, that's what they said about pedo joe too...
Thoughts?
What would you do in this situation?
>>153399587Chudbros we lost...
>>153399625>JV seahawks and ramskek point at the bears and laugh
>>153399649Probably try and ask here where her hairline went, and why her shirt went there too.
Wions have 0 Superbowl wins with GoofRammies have 1 Superbowl win with Matty
>>1533996251. Broncos should be "Closer Than You Thought" tier given how much Nick plonked and everyone doubted Bo Nix 2. Eagles and Chiefs 100% be switched tiers given Eagles are now the hunters rather than defending champs and the queefies have no idea if Mahomes will be healthy 3. Texans need to move up to "Can They Break Through?" since they've made and won in the playoffs 3 years in a row and finally have the draft resources to fix the O line
>>153399713Yeah but they got Stroud at QB
>>153399730Stroud is a good QB when protected. The Texans have had awful O lines the last 2 years on top of a constant cycle of WR injuries (Diggs, Dell, Nico, Kirk etc) I'm not giving him a pass for the Patriots playoff game but people who are ripping him and still jerking off bustin cuckatini after 6 years of failure are either total hypocrites or genuinely racist
>>153399752
>>153399765>Stroud is a good QBKEK
>>153399625>anxious offseasonNope. Whitt is gone and Daronte looks promising. Daniels will take his health seriously and Blough will run way more plays under center and way less designated QB runsThe only anxieties are about the draft and FA, but that's true of all teams
>>153399772>m-muh stats!!Let me guess you spent most of the last 2 years shitting on Bo Nix as well kek maybe watch these guys instead of tracking box scores. Stroud is absolutely a top half of the league QB at the very least. I think Nick Caserio is going to nail the draft and finally put enough pieces around him to see his full potential
>>153399808What’s happening here?
>>153399766So glad this monkey will be gone
The superb owls are not what they seem
>Stroud is absolutely a top half of the league QB at the very least
>>153399808>>153399763Alright I give up
>>153399625>The Champsindisputable!
>>153399808sauce me up senpai
Still the only QB in NFL history to throw a game-deciding pick6 to a White CB in the Super Bowl on said White CB's birthday.
I'm thinking arby's
>>153399909Ponder the aroma
>>153399983even with that thing covering his nose, I can still tell.
Darron Lee of the New York Jets franchise
oh hey kubiak did fly back up for the paradei apologize for calling him a kwab earlier
>>153398569Latin countries. There is no country more appropriate for the 49ers than Spain. The Cards are Poortugal. Rams/Hawks are France/Italy
>>153400000he a free agent now or something?
>>153399587>1B brown people clicked the button 4 times so it's 4b view o algoreminder that youtube itself doesnt give any money for brownviews
>>153399865
>>153400038I wouldn’t say Free. Kek >Authorities carrying out a search warrant found evidence of trauma to the woman’s body, including a stab wound to her abdomen, an apparent bite mark on her shoulder, a large bruise on her head, black eyes with heavy swelling, and dried blood on her face and neck, the affidavit said.>Lockhart testified that she also had a severe brain injury and a broken neck. She had more stab wounds on her legs. Her pants were unmarked, suggesting they were put on after the injuries were sustained, Hamilton County district attorney Coty Wamp said.>The affidavit said Lee had a facial injury, lacerations on his hands, wounds on his chest and blood inside the case of his cellphone. Crime scene detectives also identified blood that had been attempted to be cleaned in multiple areas of the house, in addition to cleaning supplies near where testing confirmed blood stains but no blood was visible, the affidavit said.
>>153400069That's the joke, yes.
>>153400023Of course he was gonna fly back for the parade. He knows there's no chance he'll get to experience one with the Raiders
>>153400069>where testing confirmed blood stains but no blood was visiblejesus christ, forensics is some crazy shit.
>>153400057neat
kek @21 secondshttps://x.com/insidetheNFL/status/2021711430882324510
Ben Johnson gave me hope for a brighter future
>>153400132
>>153400150they should get a new QB though.
>>153400132sucks to suck!
>>153400171Give him Will Levis
Ryback is NOT a Milhouse.
>>153400193
do you mind not posting porn? I'm at a klan rally and i don't want anyone to see.
>>153400237oh, look, a kamalavoter.
>>153400237t. fsu
>>153400000Checked
>>153400168Imagine having a cock like that inside you
>>153400407Congrats on the superbowl win, hawksister.
>>153398016It’s bussy
>i saw Ryback in the /nfl/ general
Will Campbell is a bitch ass white boy and the only thing shorter than hes arms is he tiny white DICK
Bed-breaking sex with John Schneider
>>153400535John "Rough Rider" Schneider would obliterate your bussy
Is Will Levis ELITE?
>>153400559STOPDROP
>>153399200A musician.
you know what they say about big hands
so what do we do til september bros
>>153400612The hand size thing is overrated. I think guys with larger hands have better spirals (think Allen, Rodgers, Flacco) but it doesn't make them significantly more accurate or reduce fumbles like people say
>>153400625Has any QB ever not made it simply because of hand size?
>>153400639Kenny Pickett
>>153400639JJ McCarthy
>>153400639It depends what you mean by "not made it" some would argue Goff and Burrow would be better with larger hands since they were measured at 9 inches. I can't think of any recent top tier QBs with like 8.5 inch or smaller hands>>153400660Pickett would suck regardless >>153400670McCarthy same as Goff and Burrow at 9 inches
>>1534006704-2 against the NFCN JJ McCarthy?
Just looked up an article about QB hand sizes. I can't remember this guy Jake Dolegala maybe was drafted before I started watching but he had over 11 inch hands. Check the grip on the ball lmfao
>>153400714You keep thinking we care what happens in your little sandbox
>>153400757Based
>>153400746Yeah, that's why you keep replying, you raped faggot.
>>153400057this is rendered right?
>>153400738Yeah, there's a problem with being too big too. Wasn't Paxton Lynch 6' 6" or even bigger? 6' 5" seems to be the upper limit for good qbs.
>>153400766I replied once
>>153400745>>153400757>Bo Nix has .1 inches on Josh Allen>Broncos just beat the Bills in overtime
Ah yes, the offseason, otherwise known as the jesterguild's natural habitat.
go (((patriots)))
>>153400757The height guys are measured in is never this accurate down to a tenth. It's just around 1 inch give or take of their actual height
>>153400790You're thinking of big cock Brock Osweiler he was slightly above 6'7 but yea I think the taller guys get they tend to be less agile. That's why Josh Allen being able to run and cut like he does at 6'5 is so insane
>>153400612Those big hands and he couldn't hang onto the ball, kek, what a bitch
>>153400616there's MLS
>>153399212You can say it's Doechii
This thread is full of retards and faggots worried about other grown men playing with balls lmao
>>153400563He's a good QB in a shitty situation, like Sam Darnold with the Jets
>>153399200K-Pop group would do numbers. Tyler, the Creator for the culture.
>>153400501lol going through the archoves there was a lot of anons hoping to get him, a lot of patsfags saying "ARM SIZE DOESN'T MATTER FOR A TACKLE REEEE", and then around end of November they thought losing Campbell was the thing that will fuck them over as opposed to having him on the field
Is statmutt back yet? I miss when these threads where only talking about Mahomes and his weapons instead of "Ryback".
dead gennygonna bump any threads on /g/ i see with frog ops
>>153400639You can make it, but foombles will plague you. Goof got GOT by Washington like that.
>>153400844Lynch was up there too but never really got a shot at starter, Elway loved his tall white guys. Allen is ridiculous, normally guys that big are only agile if they're lanklets but a lot of them lack good coordination and balance. Allen can roll over guys like a tank. Low sample size though, it's not like there's a lot of guys that tall that are capable of playing quarterback and would even commit to it.
>>153400898based
>>153400898You're doing God's work, son
>>153400898why the fuck would you do that
>>153400964/g/tards get really mad when they see frogs for some reason
>>153400898Why? Are you ok
>>153400964>>153401014That’s Chikaner
>>153401022What's is chikaner
>>153400898You're washed. Disappointed in you desu
I'm going over to G to see what if frogs are at top of the list br RAYB -ACK
Only ryback can save us
>mfw Patties spent the week before the Owl seething at Tom
Adam Gase made Darnold famous
Patriots should've started Ryback
>nooo you can't frogpost on a frog website o algo
Only pilot leaf can fuck up a catalog real good. Pilot leaf is the goat
>>153400745
Just remembered handlet Kenny Pickett
>hang a fucking helmet we almost lost to a QB who read our defense like a pizza coupon and hasn't played in 5 years
Anyone mind if i dilate while posting?
>eastern Iowa has started funding to try to attract the Bears to move therekek. YOUR Iowa Bears.
>>153401101Go ahead, broncosister!!
>>153401099Took more snaps in a superbowl than Jish Allen lol handlets, our time is now
>>153401066This is a website that focuses on Anime and Japanese culture.
>>153401105KEK what a humilation ritual for bearsfags
>>153401135yep, pedophilia. that's why we're all here >>>/cm/
>just
>>153401135Chikaner is a tourist newfag
>>153401149Jeffery? Is that you
My pats…
>>153400347Why didn't the safety pick him up?I get the CB got fooled but why the safety
>>153401196'tarded
I’m eating a full English for dinner
My farts just fall out these days
>>153401207Getting sick off all the gay posting in here
>Draaaaaake!>I know you lost the soup herbal but ive got you a new toy to make you feel better!!What do?
>>153401210Same, especially after the gaping my bussy took
>>153401222so stop posting it then
>>153401237>what doUr mum lel
We were this close from the worst MVP of all time
>>153401265What would’ve happened if Stafford and Maye tied?
>>153401270I don't think they allow ties anymore, and it would have gone to a tiebreaker with second and third-place votes
>Drake didn't win MVP>Patriots didn't win owl>now have to play an insanely difficult schedule in 2026Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek talk about getting double cucked and plonked
>Falcons receive:2025 pick 26 (James Pearce Jr.) 26 Total tackles, 17 solo and 9 assist, 10.5 sacks, 1 forced fumble and fumble recovery for 27 yards2025 pick 101 (Xavier Watts) 96 total tackles, 59 solo 37 assisted, 1 fumble recovery and 5 interceptions for 37 yards. 11 passes defended>Rams receive:2025 pick 46 (Terrance Ferguson) - 11 receptions on 25 targets for 231 yards and 3 TDs, 2026 pick 13 (???)Falcons picked good players in Pearce and Watts, but Pearce might be iced out of the league. Meanwhile Ferguson still needs to break out in his second year. We'll find out how even this trade really was soon enough.
Drake Mayes wife should make him a nice feast after that loss
>>153401237Ann Michael Maye is super cute
>>153401285either way, you're still a queer that claps at his TV for blacks playing recess.
Going deep... He's got a man! WIDE OPEN!
>>153400784you decidehttps://www.instagram.com/p/DUmQZKRlcCh/
>>153401237How come we've never seen her reaction to the game? She WAS there, right?
Houston Texans have picks>28>38>49>69>106>128>165>243>244Yet people still think the Texans are gonna regress and Nick Caserio isn't about to cook up an absolute heater of a draft LMFAO learn ball fuckin cazzie dumbass dumbasses
>>153401326because she isn't an attention whore like that ZOGbitch attached to kelsey.
What was choke of the year?
>>153401345CJ Stroud against New England
>>153401357https://youtu.be/vJZp6awlL58?si=f6UNUvpkRSy3f1IF
>>153401345Trash Allen having his chance with the worst AFC playoff lineup in fucking decades and still losing
>>153401345Off the top of my headRavens @ Bills week 1Rams @ Eagles week 3Packers @ Browns week 4Rams @ Seahawks week 16Ravens @ Steelers week 18Packers @ Bears wildcard I can laugh at my Ravens now but the week 1 and week 18 chokes were painful as fuck at the time. At least we finally got rid of Harbaugh
>>153401345Me choking ur mum lel
>>153401345Eagles' loss to Jaxson Dart and Cam Scat&poo
>>153399281Purdy is actually good.
>>153401345$55M/yr...
>>153401345i am a totally biased patsfag, but it has to be the texans allowing >us to advance. if the broncos had bo nix we would have gotten owned in the afc champ. also the evil weather machine
>>153401340AAACK
>>153401408Purdy got that swag
>>153401345Oh fuck I forgot Giants @ Broncos week 7 and the 33 points 4th quarter by Nix
my iowa bears :)
>>153401421This was when their star RB went down, otherwise there is no way blow dix and anuslips payton even sniff a win here.
>>153401397That was a good one. It was the TNF after the Eagles choked to the Broncos too
>>153401345rams in the NFCCG. they didnt score a point in the fourth quarter
>>153401237tfw no cute wife
>>153401408>Purdy is goodHe's the 2nd best QB on his team
>hurr durr seattle doesn't care about the hawks APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>153401413>>153401387>Packers @ Browns week 4Love directing traffic in this webm will NEVER get old
>>153401432>b-but the batteries! and santa claus and throwing beers at opposing fans from behind a fence but only when we outnumber them 10-1!!!!!!kek shegles fans are absolute fucking literal retarded faggots.
>>153401421>Gnats hired Harbitch to fix their 4th quarter collapsesMake it make sense
>>153401237she posts daily videos but hasn't posted anything since the super bowl loss. i hope drake isn't taking his frustrations out on her
>>153401455>Fentadelphians were such petulant niggers all the star OC candidates refused to go thereJust so karmically perfect
>>153401445>sportsball owl win did more for the city than "REEEEEEEEE TRUMP IS LE EVILLLLLLLLLL" didkek
>>153401456I can't wait until he's gone
>>153401431Kek no it wasn't cazzie dumbass Cam Skattebo was injured the next game against the Eagles he was healthy the whole game against the Broncos >>153401447Hilarious how memechuck EPA King Jordan Manlove got KWAB'd in the wildcard round. Fucking analytics nerds. Learn some respect >>153401470Bro he's out together a decent offensive staff. I know you don't like the Nagy hire but Greg Roman as senior offensive assistant will absolutely cook up a consistent run game and help the O line
>>153401444EPA since Purdy entered the league.
>mormon football players
>>153401483>Bryce Dung
>>153401478meh, no one cares. you're still a faggot sucking black dick on the internet. faggot.
>>153401478Manlove is Aaron Rodgers when in a clean pocket with rhythm and Justin Fields when he has to improvise. Webmrel is such a horrifically dogshit pass it blows my mind. 1st and 10 with 2 TOs across your body
>>153401483>Geno Smith 2nd highest CPOEHow am I supposed to see this and still respect CPOE? As soon as I see some dumbass stat with shit players in the top or right, I immediately discard it
>>153401497he had the flu.
>>153401270Co-MVPs
>>153401495Who's black dick am I sucking exactly? I'm higher on Hurts, Stroud and Milroe than others but I'm also higher on Bo Nix, Jared Goff and Baker Mayfield than others. I find the black QBs/Lynn Redden posting funny but also know it's not the be all end all of analysis. Sound like you're caught up in memes shit for brains
>>153401497one might say he had da flu on this pass....
>>153401504The EPA axis is more important. CPOE just means completion percentage over expected.
>>153401506>>153401511I love fluposting
can't wait for the mental gymnastics on why our wins next season don't count
>>153401509>>153401510Uhhh wtf get out of my head pls
>>153401487>right after announcing his engagementI guarantee it's a jealous bitch making shit up
>DeMarco MurrayI haven't heard that name in a long time.
>>153401510>>153401509How the fuck did this happen
>>153401522
>>153401522If Raped Gaye learns how to stop being a scared bitch, those wins will be legit>If
>>153401519#MeToo, however, it just isn't the same without queefies and muttlover here. I feel like Greg Kinnear in Mystery Men, where all of my opponents are gone. I have no one left to fight. Someone release Casanova Frankenstein already so I can have MEANING!
>>153401527>>153401509>>153401510
>>153401483>EPABut also, Mac Jones had a higher EPA per play than Purdy, and we already know he sucks.
is he right?
>>153401513Nta but what determines the expectation?
>>153401487>The charge comes after a nearly yearlong investigationi'm not a lawyer and don't know anyone who has been charged with rape, does it usually take this long for an arrest? i can't imagine if she came in bruised up and bleeding they would dick around this long
>>153401522>ourkwab
Drake Maye has now gone 3 whole days without crying on camera over his humiliating performance in Super Bowl 60. Congratulate him for this remarkable achievement.
>>153401527No idea lmfao im guessing it's a mind meld with a Broncos fan. I'm the broship Kiwi btw
>>153401519Flu posting you say?
>>153401550>BYU player is accused of rape>Gee, wonder why this player for (((BYU))) has a rape charge that just can't be resolved especially when he plays for a (((school))) with so many rich (((boosters))) and lawyers at the readyReal mystery...
>>153401345this cuck squandered his easiest path to a SB ring in years
>>153401549Just thousands of play-by-play data. Look at field position, where the ball was thrown etc., and estimate the usual likelihood of that pass being completed.>>153401545.
>>153401558You're my guy, m8. Everyone hates you but it's just us
The OG one here, btw.
>>153399698As of now Rams won the trade easily. Goff has given the Lions franchise had the most success the organization has had in 30 years. However, the Rams have had twice as much success as the Lions. Stafford went from stat padder to Hall of Famer. Goff can still catch up though.
What happened to statmutt? Has he been humbled?
>>153401567>y-yeah butkwab
>>153401570They blasted Taylor Swift at Mile High after the win and Travis just ran straight for the locker room kek.
>>153401580Imagine winning this much at life
They have to do a Taytay halftime show. It would automatically pull in billions of people to watch. I get she's probably asking for infinity money, but it's probably worth it.
>>153401561this makes sense but how is BYU jewish lol?
>>153401601I'd prefer they put her in a booth with a bunch of her "friends" and then she gets dark knight rises'd iykwim....
>>153401601Taylor was willing to do it, but they wanted her to pay the NFL for the privilege so she told them to fuck off
>>153401608They had a Jewish quarterback two years ago. He got accused of rape, too.
>>153401539>it just isn't the same without queefies and muttlover hereTrue. I wonder if he killed himself
>>153401608Mormons are essentially lite-jews
>>1534015692026 is gonna be a great year. I've already decided the new broship as Ravens/Wions/Broncos/49ers but I may add a 5th team if /myguy/ Carson Beck goes somewhere I can stomach >>153401577He left long before mutthomo was injured lmfao got bullied the fuck out of the genny. He'll probably come back in the offseason
>>153401601She's probably so over it because her Fiance beat her Eagles
>>153401618And washed Kelce wants to come back
>>153401608>Covenant: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches that its members are part of the house of Israel, often adopted through faith, and are heirs to the promises made to Abraham.They not "jewish" as in "momma was a jew, so I'm a jew", but they are definitely the goodest of the goys as their masters would say.
>>153401619they're giga jews. if you don't donate 10% of your income every year they will ostracize you and ruin your life
for me its Blacc Jones
>>153401624Rasm are my broship team
>>153401547
>>153401632Why did he raid the Tommy Lee Jones Two-Face wardrobe before the game?
>>153401626>washed KelceNah man, he's still ELITE
>>153401630Yeah but they arent as evil as jews are, nor do they have as much power
>washed
>>153401637I don't know why I always enjoy seeing the pizza man suffer but it always makes me chuckle
>>153401478He's put together an "experienced staff" of people who have provably held talented QBs back. All of Nagy, Callahan, and Roman would be taking a year off if not for Harbaugh thinking he can fix them. You're lucky you don't have to deal with his shit anymore. Minter knows what he's doing, and he's willing to hire outside his circle. Harbaugh asked ANDY REID for OC advise in the big '26. This alone shows how dated his sensibilities are
>>153401649That might be my favorite play of the year. The way Kelshit bobbles the ball right into the Texans hands feels straight out of Loony TunesI hit post a second after you did lmao, so here's another one
>>153401649>throwing murder balls to your receiversBrady would never
>>153401652He's a blowhard and it's fun seeing chastised.
>>153401658It's not his fault kelce bobbled it into a heem.
>>153401658Thats not a hospital pass you blockhead
>>153401470>>153401653Personally, I think Harbaugh will do WONDERS for the Giants
new>>153401674
>>153401653I don't see how Greg Roman held back guys like Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Tyrod Taylor and Lamar Jackson when they all had arguably their best seasons with him. I e always thought Roman was a massively underrated offensive mind. Also even if you don't rate Nagy he can't be worse than Daboll/Kafka after what we've seen from Josh Allen and Daniel Jones without themI think they need to focus WRs+CBs in the draft which this draft has decent depth for. You should be hype given how the Giants have generally performed 2017-2025
