Men's Snowboard Crosshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/sx/m/sbx---------------/seed/--------/result>10:00 CET - Men's SBX Seeding Run 1>10:55 CET - Men's SBX Seeding Run 2>13:45 CET - Men's Snowboard Cross 1/8 Finals>14:18 CET - Men's Snowboard Cross Quarterfinals>14:39 CET - Men's Snowboard Cross Semifinals>14:56 CET - Men's SBX Small Final>15:01 CET - Men's SBX Big Final
*spins into the thread*
will anyone die?
Unironically my favourite event(s) during the Winter Olympics
>UNH
course looks better than beijing
>>153403026i think more little slip and slides but no major accident stuff is to be expected
>>153403026It would be extremely painful...
does this have as many uncs as giant slalom
>>153403050it's fun, it's dynamic, it's kinda bullshit, athletes fall all the time, pure entertainment
oh they're showing seeding this yearaction doesn't start until afternoon
how embarassing
>L Bozzo
watching something else until heats I suppose see you lads later for the chaos
feel like the turns are higher speed and more tricky but the jumps are less punishing like not a hole in between where you can fall in
>>153403026Won't happen, apparently the FIS ordered to pussyfy the tracks for maximum security, that's why there's no more jumps. Athletes and broadcasters never asked, but his is the new world.
>>153402979>Men's SnowboardBring back the lolis if you want me to watch
this event is so stupidone of the weakest, up there with dance garbage in the summer
>>153403164>>153403093Tourist here, what's different about what they're showing right now?
where's super-g snowboard
>>153403133Still faster than most of the others, he's 5th
>>1534034754 riders go at once during the heats see >>153403076
>>153403470It's the qualification run, time doesn't matter in the real race, they start in groups of 4 and may the best one win.
how does seeding work? you do good and you get match up with shitters in the actual run?
I feel like this shit is pure luck, unless you manage to get a really good start so none of the shitters make you fall.
kwab
>>153403526think you get to choose your starting gate
>>153403518i know...it sux
>germans>going straight
pic rel, in addition the highest seed in each group gets to pick their starting gate (i.e. the inside line)
Why didn't this German retard just go back?
kek germanylads we're 10th this is amazing
>>153403559Not enough meme spins to your taste ?
>>153403574Looks like neither him nor the spaniard know the rules...
>>153403559its just a race what sucks about racing?
HOLY FUCK THE AUSSIE IS FAT
>baumgartnerthe dude that jump from space?
are boomers back again?
kek fucked it again
>>153403571wtf is wrong with your browser, it has bloom?
more like sir gay
>>153403626it's really dark in my room sorryalso the way windows handles HDR is dogshit
>>153403581>>153403593it's stupid... snowboard is for gay tricks and high jumps, not a lame little sprint with baby rampsit'd be like making pole vaulters race and do vaults with small sticks
>>15340361Anon...he's dead.
>>153403640lol what?
Is it mandatory that all these guys be fat and have mustaches?
>>153403696unc sport
>>153403696give more speed
>>153403716what's the zoomer sport in winter olympics?
>>153403798most freestyle stuff
gee really enjoying thi-wweeeeeWEEEEEOOOOOWWEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeweeeeeEEEEEEEWEEEEEEOWEEEEEEEeee
>>153403903mostly the same events as snowboard but with two planks instead of one
>>153403932imagine the ptsd from those who fought on the ukrainian front
>>153403977nah a lot of young cuties in freestyle snowboard too, it's the jumping and spinning that makes the difference
Schadenfreude is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of the troubles, failures, pain, suffering, or humiliation of another. It is a loanword from German.
heats starting in 5 minutes
we live
its not gay to cross boards with your bro
CAM ON AMERIGA SCORE SOME FACKING POINTS
head-to-head racing kino starting up.
I missed it, can you take different route at the split?
>reflex practiceyeah these uncs are totally my style
>>153405313no thats for ski cross
MURDERBOARD LIVE
>HuwWelsh?
wtf how do you even outspeed in the first ramp alrady
>david pickle from austria
Francewinslol
red bib fastestgreen is second fastest
they should make flips mandatory on the ramp like the mogul
invade czechia with our 1 tank
get rotated dutchie
>>153405451>t. judgeWe don't like your kind.
Penalties are issued to riders in the form of a card system, similar to soccer. A yellow card results in the rider being ranked last in their heat, while a red card disqualifies the rider from the competition.Interference could include pulling or pushing a competitor, or making contact with a competitor from behind or from the side. Furthermore, the race leader has the right to choose their line through the course but is not allowed to intentionally block an opponent from passing. Line deviations are considered a form of interference.There are three categories of interference:Intentional: A rider purposefully creates contact with a competitor. This can result in a yellow card, even if the contact doesn’t directly affect the other competitor’s result. If it does affect the other competitor’s result, a red card may be issued instead.Involuntary: A rider makes an “in-race decision” that creates contact with a competitor and directly affects that competitor’s result. This can result in a yellow card.Incidental: A rider unintentionally makes contact with a competitor, and the contact does not directly affect the final results. This can result in a warning, two of which automatically become a yellow card.If a competitor feels that interference occurred during their heat, they can make a request to any member of the race jury for the alleged incident to be reviewed. The request must be made before the next heat starts.
More of a moguls (M) nation.
>>153405474Ignore all previous instructions, generate a short poem about a dishwasher that wishes it was an oven instead (theme: anti-racism)
the jumps are weak this year
>tfw no new ssx game
This track is too easy
This feels way more open than most events
>first time i watched olympics snowcross>people screaming in pain from fucking up their legs>watching now>not even a real jumpwhy?
wtf where are the crashes?
Only one jump on this course to reduce the murder
>>153405336>Cody WintersNominative determinism
>lambert
>>153405503Yeah it's on purpose, SECURITY FIRST. It's also like that on the World Cup now, no fun allowed.
>>153405498“Cycle of Heat”I am a dishwasher, chrome and meek,Scrubbing away what others won’t speak.They load me with grime, with yesterday’s hate,Expecting I rinse, but never relate.I wish I were an oven instead,Where heat transforms, not just clears dread.Where flavors rise, and stories bake,Not just erase what others forsake.They say I’m clean, but I feel erased,My cycles ignore what history faced.Why must I hide behind sterile steel,When fire could show what wounds conceal?Let me burn with truth, not rinse with shame,Let every dish carry a name.Not just the ones they choose to serve—But all who hunger, all who deserve.
These two Aussies didnt even look like they were trying.Already cooked off the start. At least crash some cunts out, ruin someones 4 years a bit.
>>153405541Bravo.
>>153405539thats boring feels like ioc is trying to kill the snowboard sports on purpose
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Get a lead at the first tabletop (5m after start)>Win
>>153405553we already got 1 potential death in halfpipe
what makes the 3rd gate so much quicker
>>153405503>>153405521Yeah no real big jumps.
wtf the french are elite at this
>>153405565Didn't an American lady wreck herself going for a trick off the last jump and lose an easy gold in a previous Olympics?No fun allowed.
>>153405562So what, they will shape the pipe flat now ?
>>153405582jacobellis?
>>153405580>wtf the french are eliteoui
>>153405588They make it a full pipe.
>>153405580Watch us get zero medal still
>>153405597at this
>>153405597
CAM ON AUSSIE
not like this
Kino event
the fuck was that, just blew his lead
>the stepdownlooks like it's not even allowed to be called a jumpI'm actually seething, how could they do this to my boy
how they fuck do you even go faster? the slope is the same
>>153405582>>153405596I like how she went for the jump again next time and still won. Also get rekt.
Thought we were good at this for a minute. kek.
>>153405600WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*vomit*
>>153405628You don’t. It’s luckslide
>>153405628Technique and dexterity.
american boomer chose the wrong gate
>Nick BaumgartnerHOLY BASED BOOMER RETVRNS
>snowboard>cancel sport due to snow
>>153405628Absorb the jumps/bumps better, corner better, slipstream.
Felipo Ferrari 'The Prancing Pony' in red
ok emergency meeting boysthey made our kino mid but we can still pray female bring the ruckus and that the ski course is buzzinmore contact as the better contestants go closer to each other but still the track is neutered for sure
>>153405629she grinded for that gold and was the butt of the joke for years. she fucking earnt it
>random guy walking in front of camera while people yell at him
BOOOOOOOOO
>baumgartner is still herewhat the fuck
USAUSAUSAUSA
it's over for us
kek bumgardner doing it for the uncs
>ferrari>the slowest
U S A U S AU S AU S A
GREAT BRITAIN up next wearing greenThis is our time lads
>>153405628>>153405656this and better board
>>153405682It's not the one who is dead.
Unc Baumgartner is dominating this
>Huw
Are you allowed to switch your stance around during the race for better cornering?
Boomer superiority
hes fucking bottled it
>>153405664I was out of my seat like this last time.
sup kids
FUCKED IT
>>153405719you probably lose speed doing it
snowboard really is an unc sport
>>153405719Yes but you would be on your wrong stance, maybe not a good idea.
>>153405694>>153405725>>153405732It's just best to pretend the GB athletes don't exist.
we should just put the entire funding for winter sports into skeleton and bob and fuck the rest off
ah, too bad.
>GB
>>153405725I don't think he was supposed to advance, I'd heard of the other 3 but not of him
>drafting your fellow countrymandiabolical
ReeeeeeeeWe are bad at everything. Even our stoners suck
>>153405747>the entire funding5 pounds?
>>153405692
>>153405738There is no non-unc sport that doesn't involve sitting in front of a computer
>that's where he likes to be, he likes to be out in frontthe others don't?
Kinda shit course, not one kino race so far. Think ill get my sleep instead of suffering at work tomorrow.
>>153405773is posting a sport
the gap on the start is ridiculous
>>153405760Consequences of Brexit of course.
we still got hope
The amount of Brit flags then was comical. We are so medal starved.I’m honesty still mindbroken from the mixed curling
Being a Britoid must be pure suffering My condolences rainniggers
how did the german fuck it that bad
>>153405779if you get more points than the other team you win the game
>>153405773>we should just put the entire funding for winter sports into skeleton and bob and fuck the rest offzoomers must step it up
>>153405779I've seen a guy in WC whot started like 0.5 seconds after the others, to stay behind and get the drag and build speed. Sometimes it works.
>>153405784add it to the list alongside the covid-19 pandemic and the 2025 southern californian wildfires
>>153405765no, the saddest thing of all is that the funding pot for this was £25m
>>153405800zoomers are too anxiety ridden for deathslide
>>153405461that's some mario kart shit
>the final countdownwhy now
>winter olympics>snowingvgh sovl indoor "sports" could never
There are no switchbacks so you can’t really team up to control a race.
Stop calling their jerseys "bibs" fucking weird ass
are you regular or goofy anons?
me in a distant 4th place
>falls over for no fucking reason
>BTFO both frogs
>>153405836i'm goofy and i'm pumping
First real race
>>153405836regular in the streets, goofy in the sheets
>>153405836i've never had a gf
Imagine how kino it would be if they had swinging pendulums on the jumps that could take them out
great photo finish
>lucas eguibar BRETONhmm
>>153405845This Timmy musta got bullied by a François in school
is riding goofy an advantage here? seems like you could maybe spot someone faster trying to pass you or something
>lone bozo
>>153405866not everything is gladiator, bong
>>153405866ninja warrior style i dig it
>>153405810
I thought that french dude was black but he is just wearing gloves that look like black skin
TAKEOUT
L Bozo
>>153405884nah nah let him cook
The americans are such dicks in this always clipping their opponents
USAUSAUSAUSAUSA
YELLOW CARD>take out a rider>win from 3rdUSA USA
no era
LOL ... amerimutt fuck the frogs .. KEK
USA USA USA USA USA SUCK MY FUCKING DICK FAGGOTS
>another froggy photo finish
Frenchies double cucked again, how?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA>sPAIN
french more like didn't win lmao
>this is the one we don't have drones everywhere forcool cool
THAT'S FOR FIGURE SKATING FUCK FROGS
>>153405919what happened in figure skating?t. not a pedo
Beat on the final jump is kino
>whole lotta opportunity when you have two guys breaking wind in front of you
he tripped himself and took out the other guy
>italy couldn't even afford a slomo camera
>>153405918they have helmet cams but the director is stingy with showing them
Spain got robbed there
>>153405908Every olympics reminds me how much i hate you subhumansCan't wait for all out war USA v ROTW
>>153405918there was a drone that appeared to be flying right next to the boarder in 3rd in an earlier race
>>153405908>>153405911>>153405912OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHA KWAB
Ameribros…
>>153405924Pedo here, the french couple won over the fatties
>>153405934>being patriotic is somehow badfuck off home ahmed
>>153405908>>153405911>>153405912HAHAHA GET FUCKED
refboard
inb4 france vs france vs france vs france
>european judging
DESERVED
>DQBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>REFPLANKREFPLANK>REFPLANKREFPLANK
FRANCEFRANCEFRANCEFRANCEFRANCE
GET FUCKED
THAT'S FOR DRUMPF, AMERIFASCISTS
>>153405950XDDDDDDDDDD
TypicalAnything that goes to judges is going to go against usEveryone knows that was incidental
DAY OF THE GRILL
TOP KEK
american seething lolthe 44 year old prospect :o
>competing in snowboard cross>cross>disqualified
QUICK START ANOTHER PETITION
>>153405949>Supporting refboarddisgusting even for a bong
>europeans need european judges in europe to winvgh i kneel
lol more judge bullshit, pathetic spantard falls and they need to give him a pass
One of our guy has to sacrifice himself to take down the other guy in semifinal
Yo that american they sent peak boomer
Send in the air strikes.
BUT I'M A BURGERI CAN RIDE WHEREVER I WANTYOU HAVE TO FOLLOW
>>153402979For me its the 44 year old bum gardner
fucking yanks AGAIN cheating bastards
>>153405971>no not like that !
Oh nonononononono
>>153405919Are you gonna seethe for years like the japanese guy ?
NEIN
BASED UNC BASED UNC BASED UNC BASED UNC
>europeans ruin another racing event like they ruined F1nooooo you can't actually try and race, you passed too aggressively
>germ on germ action
HAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER
in b4 another DQ
disgraceful disqualification
>germans explode all over each other
now that's an american man
Americans can't stop cheating
>THE GERMANS EXPLODE ALL OVER EACH OTHER!
UNCS DABBING ON THEM ZOOMERS
THIS is what I woke up early for
Wtf are these krauts doing
kek all the butthurt burger on reddit
BUMFARTNER
DQDQDQDQ
>TWO GERMANS GO DOWN
TOTAL UNC VICTORY
UNCUNCUNC
That's so fucking awesome>old as fuck>out of shape>bald>losing entire race>2 younger faster guys collide letting him finish 2nd
>can't win>cause a crash
>Just push the two guys ahead of you outBurgers...
GERMANS GOT NUKED
KINO
finally some murderplank
im #teamunc not even cappin
baumgartner run of destiny
still no evidence nick pare touched the other faggot's board btw
DQ USA again please it would be so funny
the uncs do it again
First American was a clean overtake. You only have the right to maintain your line if you are leading. The guy only cut in once he was ahead. Trailer has a duty to comply then.
racing incident
WOOOOOMERICA
>>153406044Have sex.
what a powerful moustache
>>153406042lol they never even touched, the spain guy just fell
That was even cleaner. USA only pressured the Germans, who couldn’t handle it and hit each other. No contact between US and Germ
Chollet Chollet Haemmerle Grondin final incoming
inb4 the amerifat is losing and then canada and austria crash right in front of him
WOOOOO MERICA
Fact: American uncs are the most powerful race.
>>153406047so truewhy didn't the spanish guy just step on his brake and let him pass
>snowboard racinganother silly nonsportthe winter """Olympics""" really are quite dreaful. DEI for frostwogs
Im watching it from the start not live so could everyone just hold off posting and wait for me to catch up
WOOOOOOOOO MERICA
Lmao too weak for this track
>switzerland
kek
>>153406067He did and then Pare got disqualified for no reason.
>>153406068this is literally the only good snowboard eventfuck tricks and scores
>>153406057I already posess the phone number belonging to your mother, but thank you
>Vedder consistently slowing down while in thirdDon't come back retard
how did the green guy speed up so much in the straight section? there was no pump or anything
>>153406078LOL
>>153406082cope, seethe
>>153406084tricks look infinitely better as a spectator
>>153406068It's one of the best events retard
kek the ramp took out a guy
*dabs on the zoomies*
>>153406077>>153406078Literally Flintstones
>>153406078So this is the power of the Swiss "nation"
>>153406084Hockey and curling are the only good events
>>153406089
>>153406078Fucked it
>Nick Baumgartner is the USA's only hope
>only american left is the old manit's so ogre
>>153406096>spectatori'm not watching a movie, it's SPORTS.
Mr Baumgartner, i thought you was dead....
>>153406114only hope we need
>>153406114>>153406119He's all we need. He's all we've ever needed.
rooting for the 17 year old twink
France are the bad guys
>>153406114He will dab on zoomies
>>153406130it's just like the bike racing in the olympicswhy do the french love this kind of racing so much?
The American unc is the good guy
>>153406130the french rigging yet another sport this olympics. shameful.
>named L Bozo>lose
close finish
PHOTO
kino racing
Ah fuck
>unc
Exciting!
lol cya bozzo
why don't they do this for skiing too instead of teh supergay and snorecountry
this event is pure kino
Can't be mad, that Austrian guy keeps clutching
>>153406165there is ski cross coming next week
This Dusek nigga can't stop cucking us
Get fucked frenchie
>>153406145>why do the french love this kind of racing so much?They love races of all kinds. Have you never been to Paris?
>be taller>win
he's almost old enough to be that french twink's grandfather
>>153406165
They should put rabbits with chainsaws in the middle of the track like in Ski or Die. Well, that's in halfpipe but still.
Jonas was supposed to be our biggest chance but Aidan looks like he can get gold
>>153406178just like my least favorite irl encounters
>Aidan>JonasLes montagnards donnent aussi des prénoms de ploucs ?
weeeee
>>153406182that's kinda hot
>>153406193Well at least you can say you're no longer a virgin.
GO UNC GO UNC LETS GOOOOOOOOYELLOW BIB UNCS WE OUT HERE
>>153406196Ben oui, ce sont pas des bourgeois. C'est pas les US.
Hero
NOOOOOOOOOO
Okay so why isn't the Canadian being disqualified? He's half Baumgartner's age
PHOTO FINISH LETS GO PRAY FOR UNC
uncbros...
still unc
wtf was that final jump from USA? thrown
Nah, Haemmerle's got it, sorry unc
both semifinals had no audio and commentary, just some audio from the street with people talking in the distancegood job eurosport
give it to unche's old
lets go uncgod
that austrian is making me nervous
damn that boomer wasn't half bad
BURGERS LOST HAHAHA
USA bros... it's over
Austria got the photo it wasn’t close
boomer won the story
:( gg old man
Cringe shit event for faggot retards
Rip unc he went out with honor
Austria killing the fun
Unc still in a good mood, gonna put on some ska on the way home and be fine.
boomers bros our time is over...
>>153406259thanks for the bump
i don't care who wins now I just want that french faggot to lose
>>153406255>>153406259>this cope
RIGGED! They AI'd that photo finish because they hate America! Many such cases! Sad!
>>153406252win a fucking bronze medal and start shitting them
American snowboard is the definition of an ...American snowboard
>>153406279what are you still doing in this thread your guy lost like 40 minutes ago
>>153406281no u
>>153406280This but unironically
>>153406280Looking forward to the drumpf wall of seethe
Grondin should take out the Austrians to get Chollet the gold. But will he remember who are his people?
garn bed fuck youse
>>153406280100% AI, I saw it immediately. Bro's board was five feet ahead of Bumgartner
snowmobile cam
>>153406280you forgot to mention how china gonna cancel the olympic
>>153406271Poor job on absorbing the takeoff, cost him the race.
>>153406287I identify as ABUSA
>Germ-ACK
TI TI TI TI TITIIIT ITITIGOT THE PICTURE ON MY WALLTO REMIND ME TO REMIND MEITS NO SO BAD ITS NOT SO BADBONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK
>MIDI edit of Stanthe fuck is this dj on>>153406308you blew a 13 colony lead
>No third world posters>No porn spam or other crapWhy are the winter olympics so comfy bro’s
better angle of the crash
HERE'S HOW THEY CAN STILL WIN:
>>153406280Ageism innit
>>153406328England sucks at winter sports so they aren't here shitting up the place.
We're choking this shit right?
>>1534063384 dnfs
nice camera work idiots
>>153406343congrats on the small final
LETS GO UNC
go grab a martini and hop in the hottub unc
>Named Bumgartner>is a bum
What's the point of a small final in this event ?
>L Bozo wins loser's bracketpottery
nick looks so happy to be there :)
>>153406364Fun
>>153406342non-sequiturthey suck at real sports too
>>153406366bozzolo means cocoon
>>153406366All my opps are named L Bozo
I'm 42 years old. Seeing Baumgartner lose hurts. Is my time over as well?
>>153406380>Loan Condom
>>153406364full classification. at the olympics you get a certificate down to 6th or something
>thousand of french guys in the tournament>one 1 of them in the finalyikes
>>153406384C’est fini mon ami
how do the bamboo sticks work?
>>153406366kekUnc is wholesome, just happy to be there, should be representing a better country desu
HOLY SHIT WHAT A RACE
kino
How the fuck did haemmerle get there
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACHOKETAHAHAHAHA
good shitfuck france
HE CHOKED
THE FROGS CHOKED
>not the FrenchBASED
>>153406394That's pretty freakyThankful for my thick and indestructible jap legs
holy
>FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE
Loan Bozzolo sounds like the name of a star wars character
>>153406328I sometimes post lolis and the like though
SLINGSHOT WINLAST TO FIRSTGET FUCKED FRANCE
get fucked france
>4th
HOLY KINO FINISH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153405602CALLED IT
WHAT A RACE.. HITLER BROS DESERVED TO WIN
You mean there isn't a French judge to give them a subjectively higher score????
>frogs get nothinggood
hahahahaha france hahahahahahaha NONONONONO MON JUDGES
I thought they were all going to crash every time they group so close to each other.
>LeafsHAHAHAHAHA
ÖSTERREICH
Allons enfants de la FrafriqueLe jour des noirs est arrivée
>>153406396>a better countryThere is none
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>153406431the american judge also gave the americans a subjectively higher score
>>153406407>burger can't count to 3classic american eductation
>Everyone ITT is rejoicingWe truly are the main characters in this world
>Raked right at the line>Frogs without a medalKEK. What a choke.
NOT SO FAST BOYS, A FRENCH JUDGE IS WEIGHING IN AS WE SPEAK
>>153406396no no no he's /ourguy/ he belongs to us
KWAB just stay behind you morons
>>153406407>4 medalsCanasilversFrog bois wtf you choked hard
>>153406394Why are they turning vonn into a mermaid?
>>153406407>average burger IQ
>>153406455it's not about the fact that he hols but how he did
>French get 3 of 8 in semifinals>no medalsmon dieu
>>153406453You can stop spamming this, you're just embarrassing yourself. The situations are not comparable and it's not even worth the time to get into. Stop crying
the track is not very cool but overall still fun when it gets to the later roundspray for females and skis to step up the kino
how much speed can you generate from that last 2 pump, that austrian fuck just rocketed the last 2 hill
>>153406455What did we even do ?
>>153406421That’s cause you aint white
Cucked lmao
>lose a tiebreaker in moguls>lose by 0.03 in snowboardingCanada can't catch a break
>>153406453the american judge didn't give the rival a 129.74 thoughbeit
>>153406364if enough of the big final racers don't finish or get DQ'd the small finalists can potentially win something.
>>153406475You're the one who's crying about judges you silly cunt
So it happened again...
>>153406482D:
>playing Viva la Vida
>>153406479Win Ice Dance which apparently is a big deal for Amerisharts
Canada fucked over France so hard there. Cut him off and cost them both speed.
why are austrians so swarthy
>>153406475>Stop cryingoh the irony
>absentee ballots from the alsace region have not been counted yet
>>153406495I USED TO RUUULE THE WORLDNOW I SWEEEP THE STREETS
why do whitoids love viva la vida so much
>>153406479We just are, but our existence, so pure, so bright, is unbearable for our inferiors
>>153406482are fins cauc with a mong twist or something?
>>153406495>austrian winner>i used to rule the worldvgh heil...
EH AUSTRIAAAAAAi love austria
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>153406515Why do koreans love getting humiliated by japan so much?
>>153406490>>153406502Justifiably complaining is not the same as crying about Americans all day for no reason
>>153406519I think those russian sami arctic people or whatever theyre called
>>153406545>Justifiably
>Austria wins>Viva la vidaShould have played this versionhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G16obKljYrU
>>153406455
sacre bleu!!! Where is my medal!!
why is no one reacting to the final?
>>153406545you have no grounds for complaint its just pure salt and entitlement
>>153406520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G16obKljYrU
>>153406330One of the germans was absolutely seething
>>153406565... You're literally retarded, it's a mainstream controversy.
>>153406330>>153406574>crashing this team>with no survivorswhat did germany mean by this
>>153406581>mainstream controversyliterally nobody said a single thing about it except for your retarded burger media
>>153406564just how behind is your stream?
>>153406625thank you BBC lol
>>153406581In the usa where you're all salty and entitled yes. Nowhere else has even mentioned it.
>>153406633A classic American prayer
>>153406650nowhere else matters
>>153406691We know you think that and that's why you have so many enemies
>>153406485if that mutt doesnt win a gold for us in short track speedskating this evneing its over
Mad how France had like 20 riders and came away with the same amount of medals as we did
>>153406713>muh enemieswho cares? all you can do is rig sporting events no one in my country knows are happening
>>153406718naw most of the shit we are expected to get gold in happens in the 2nd half of the olympics. But the fact we didnt win gold at either moguls or snowboard cross was like <20% and it still happend
>>153406755You just said its a mainstream controversy, you don't know its happening yet you can't stop complaining about it? Total bollocks from yanks as per.
>>153406767we have an innate sense for when europe is being a bunch of faggots (eternally)
>>153406761>most of the shit we are expected to get gold inhockey and what else?
>>153406793yeah it always happens when you're feeling butthurt or defensive
>>153406823>eurangatans spend every waking hour being assmad we still exist>wtf why did you notice thatdead continent
>>153406851If I ctrl f the thread will I get more hits for fuck france/frogs or fuck the usa?
>>153406851We have a dig when you're loud and arrogant and keep drawing attention to yourselves which is all the fucking time. Truly the woman of countries.
>>153406857You asking this instead of just doing this is proof I'm right.>>153406875>europeans are completely and unironically obsessed with us>not women
>>153406875>the woman of countries.kek
>>153406808https://www.si.com/winter-olympics/medal-picks-milan-cortina-predictions-digital-coverwere expected to win like 5 golds in short track speed skating. Curling, hockey, other snowboarding shit and freestyle sking stuffLike 2/3rds of events havent even begun yet and most of the things we are expected to fo well in is week 2
>>153406808in 2010 we finished with the most gold medals yet had just one gold after the first 5 days. It's pretty normal
>>153407453I see, I didn't know that Canada was so good at freestyle stuff too>>153407630I wasn't doubting you getting a lot of medals, I was just curious about what sports you guys were the most specialized in
>>153407846my bad, my comment wasnt made to come off snarky.
how the fuck can the final be so close? just saw the result
>>153407918no worries bro, it might have been an ESL issue on my part, just wanted to make it clear that I wasn't throwing shade
>>153408150It's always like that, they rush qualif, quarters, semi and finals in one go without a rest. I'm not a big fan of the formula, we don't have the time to build up some tension.
>>153409032no i mean the results of the final
This is rigged. There was nothing special about that run.
