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>Schedule:
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event

>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):
https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling

>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):
https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling

>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):
https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632

>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):
https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling

>Watch ARD (German VPN required):
https://www.ardmediathek.de/

>Previous:
>>153402483
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i would let her do anything to me
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wtf is this precision, how do you beat this?
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>fuck ton of curling
>skeleton
>a bajillion other events
who the fuck schedules these things? I get the summer olympics rushing because you have like 300 events, but this shit's unfair. You have multiple married couples here who can't even see each other compete.
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would do anything for stef to politely acknowledge my existence as she walks by
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>>153405868
simps have found /ourgirl/
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humiliation ritual
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what would happen in the men competed against the women in curling? Is there still a huge gender divide
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>>153406120
I would bet on the men. Men are more autistic about competition and there's a bigger pool of them. They also have better spatial reasoning. I don't think it's a huge advantage but at this level you got to go with the dicks
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>>153406120
I don't see how. It's not like brute strength or stamina or anything affects the hand on the stones. Maybe upper body strength affects the brushie brushie, but that's something of a reach I think
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men's curling is a solved game
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>Wins gold in Mixed doubles
>Not invited to play on the womens team
So was this bitch just carried?
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>>153406120
I don't think so. The Constanti girl from Italy was pretty much the best curler in the mixed division. Seems like men are better sweepers though
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I never learn, back watching odds-on favourite GBR and expecting us to eventually get battered in the semis again.
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He's got a surprise in his bag in case America loses
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These Germans look like they fancy bums. Male bums that is.
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>>153406120
>better spatial reasoning
>higher throw strength
>better fine motor control
It'd be a bloodbath.

>>153406214
She served the traditional Swedish role of berserker maiden; they stood behind the male vikings and screamed and beat their shields, threatening to kill themselves and all the wives and children if the men lost.

Obviously useful in mixed doubles, less so on an all-woman team.
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>>153406260
...A lot of Scandinavian gender stuff now makes sense.
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>>153405868
I'm mildly concerned I'm doing permanent psychological damage watching shit like this but it's already over so who cares.
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>>153405978
Why are men so pathetic?
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>>153405978
>206 million followers
every single white american is following her...
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>>153405978
All Indians btw
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RARE BRITISH OOPSIE
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that's not like Team Mouat at all
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>>153406374
It's thousands.
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>>153406387
>RARE
We fumbled the mixed doubles hard
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This is... a sport of all time
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Redemption! Ish,
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Do the American fans even understand this sport?
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>>153406260
>>better spatial reasoning
>>higher throw strength
>>better fine motor control
It's the sweeping that's the big difference you clueless fucking idiot.
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>>153406401
Yea but this ain't got women
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>>153406419
THE sport of all time
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I don't get the early stone strategy
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>>153406436
no one does
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>>153406436
Based on the cheers no
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robin is an isabellababby
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>>153406436
I believe it's one of those sports like snooker & darts, in that both the spectators and the participants need to have a few drinks in already
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>>153406464
Realised my error later, damn I'm bad at memes
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We getting absolutely demolished
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>>153406531
curling with a cold beer would be dope i bet
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>>153406588
>curling is a drinking game
>we sent a team of zoomers
>zoomers don't drink
we're not gonna make it...
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DENMARK IS PLAYING NAGAS
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Ah shit it’s a rerun
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There is literally 0 reason to watch MEN curling, it's a retarded meme "sport" that's only fun when foids are playing it. If you're watching this right now you're a retarded homo. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Do the magic shot its now or never
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kwab
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Yeah it's over time for Edin to retire
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>>153406631
i fear you may be correct, not sure i want to stay up to 2am for the womens to start though
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It's so fucking close...
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>>153406450
>implying women are better at sweeping and not just more driven to do it

Anyhow, the Korean ladies are cute and their voices make me hard.
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Edin is finished
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>>153406661
Starts at 19:05
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>>153406668
i think i have the same pic in my phone lol. is it from a swedish newspaper about hemmakväll?
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No shame in losing this game but kwabing against Italy was the real failure
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>>153406689
Something about screen free night with the family "and the whole family likes it"
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>HARD
>HAAAAARD
>go go go
>Keep going
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Wait has beeb just abandoned the curling altogether to show highlights from this morning?
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>>153406666
No you idiot, the men are stronger and way better. One guy can manipulate the curl more than two women.

Have you even played?
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>>153406673
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>>153406226
>We're 4-1 up in the sixth end
The Swedes have us right where they want us.
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Bro almost crying after missing one stone and up 4-1
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>>153406700
lmao thats the one
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>>153406747
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Did they just say the Swiss skip is a literal bricklayer? I wonder how much he makes
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Is alcohol considered doping? Surely one or two beers could only help in this situation
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>>153406769
1 beer minimum per end in Salt Lake City 2034
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>>153406769
You have to learn our history. The first ever doping case at the Olympics was for alcohol and he was Swedish
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>>153406541
Sorry Bosbro, I wasn't ESL-shaming.
You correctly used the meme format to imply that curling is a weird fucking sport. I was just responding that it is in fact the greatest sport of all time.

/autism
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>>153406731
Wait, this is what I'm saying, too! I'm saying the men would beat the women.
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>>153406784
No harsh feelings, Britbro
I mean, it can be weird AND cool at the same time
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>>153406769
It used to be for dangerous sports like archery but not since like a decade
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>>153406769
I think it was a few years ago but it's allowed now in most sports.
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>>153406769
Idea: Curling but with mandatory blood alcohol testing mid game, Below limit, straight to jail'

>>153406782
Drinking in the pentathlon, madlad
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I think we should nuke Switzerland for no particular reason
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>>153406782
Here in /sp/, we pay respect to trailblazers
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>>153406784
>it is in fact the greatest sport of all time.
But surely the meme is that it isn't? "This is one of the sports of all time." It is merely a sport that exists. That's the joke. Isn't it?
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/ourchud/
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>>153406801
He did it in the shooting specifically to calm himself
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>>153406792
Yeah my point is that sweeping is the only difference, and teamwork maybe.
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>>153406260
As someone with a thing for screaming warrior women, I do enjoy ladies' curling very much.
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>>153406782
Petty, some people just need it to get their heads straight.
I nailed a flawless QWOP run after coming home blackout drunk once
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>>153406820
You realise the starting speed of the stone is maybe even a bigger difference? You can't have as hard takeouts in the women's game as you have in the men's
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Looking at the American men's curling team I'm increasingly convinced that we (white Americans) have a certain look about ourselves that's distinct from Europeans. Body language, fashion, facial expressions. It's simultaneously funny and eerie once you see it. Why do you think that is?
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cam onnn sweden curl those fackin stones
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Why are our males so useless? Bella would never allow this.
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>>153406845
Nope, a tiny girl can oogabooga a stone just as hard. You never play max force anyway.

The difference two male sweepers make is insane, literally decide where the stone is ending up.
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wtf, Sweden suck now.
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>>153406813
Yeah, I just think he thought I was mocking him for using the wrong syntax.
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>>153406852
It's called "ethnogenesis"; basically the particular subsets of the European population that existed in America led to a different ethnic distribution and when they intermixed they produced a unique race of white people.

Remember also that this group emerged not just from a slightly different ethnic mix (more Anglos and Scandis than Teutons or Gauls) but that it also emerged amid the evolutionary pressures of life on an open frontier defined by cheap land, abundant resources, and almost constant warfare against Amerindians and even other settlers, with very little state capacity on the frontier. Even the World Wars didn't hit us as hard as it did them (something like 70% of the British aristocracy was wiped out)

So, yeah, we ended up different from modern Europeans thanks to being made of a different ratio of euro whites and emerging in vastly different material conditions.
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Anyone webm'd that Mouat takeoit with the 7th stone? Chef's kiss.
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>>153406870
You can ask the curlers themselves, they all say it. The men can use much more force with control.

Every time it comes out in commentary when asked. You can just wait until it's brought up in either SVT, TV4 or HBO since all the expert commentators are Olympic or World champions women
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>>153406882
Just playing possum until they resurface the stones mix tournament.
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Does germany have any medal chances in this sport? Should i care?
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>Europeans are like this and totally can't tell each other apart
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>>153406852
We do. This guy is the son of two Germans, and yet the only question you have when looking at him is which part of Wisconsin he's from because him being an American Wisconsinite was already obvious.
>Why
I think it's the optimism. Europeans have come to expect failure in all situations. Maybe they do it to take the pressure off? But they all just kind of have this sort of dull, glassy eyed look to them like there's less going on in there. They're simply content to keep pace with each other and follow all EU regulations like not removing the cap from their bottled water becuse it's the European Way.
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>>153406900
The control comes from the sweepers, play hard with less accuracy and the boys bring it home.
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>>153406900
No one launches themselves off the starting blocks.
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>4 behind
>throw guards
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>>153406890
Correct and high IQ post
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>>153406906
You almost defeated Canada in your first match so your game seems strong. Definitely can't count you out.
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>>153406906
Somehow, yeah. Germany traditionally sucks at curling, but they had some great results kn the last years with a very young team.
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>>153406931
When it's needed they can
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>>153406918
That’s not really a great example, he could be from anywhere. A better example is someone like Tom Brady. Just visibly and clearly American despite being generically white
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>>153406936
>>153406940
ok i care now
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>>153406890
>>153406852

Perhaps the most profound self acknowledgment of Americans being mutts I've seen on this site.
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>>153406979
>mutts
Never said anything about this. Poor reading comprehension. Why are you even ITT? Wait for Summer Olympics and let the white people speak
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>>153406900
>all the expert commentators are Olympic or World champions women
The BBC commentary is comedy gold. We've got a man who is a professional commentator, and keeps asking the woman questions. Some of them are like, "What are the Swedish team saying?" and some are very specific curling questions. The woman, who is a former curling champion like you say, keeps having absolutely no idea how to answer his weird questions.
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>>153406965
He couldn't be from anywhere. Find a German from Germany athlete who looks like him. You won't. I checked. They dont know how to make them anymore.
>>153406986
*nglos who were banished for being pedophiles think that europeans breeding with other europeans is racemixing because they started off too retarded to build shade from the sun that turned them even more retarded
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I hate the sideview camera shot so much, just show the game!!
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>>153406965
>>153406996
It's the teeth. American teeth look fake as fuck white.
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oof GGs
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how are we getting btfo by switzerland? how bad is this for us?
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Never trust a broccoli head to do a man's job fuck
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>>153406986
>>153406996
you retards realize we find for example Brits and Italians just as different as Americans? what even is this schizo babble
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>>153407008
>>153407013
>>153407015
>Didnt bring schuster
kinda deserve it desu
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>>153406999
>tf
>tp
australoid teeth look like they came out of a horse
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>>153406999
This. That, the leaning on things, and our shoes. Fat too but everyone knows that
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It’s ogre
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We have a 54 year old boomer playing on our team right now
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>>153406999
True, the first thing every American who comes into money does is get veneers
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the anti-ICE boomer has entered the field. Switzerland you are so done
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Is this the curling general?
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>>153407035
they're not gonna fuck you bro
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>>153407031
We can have good teeth. We just don't go paper white with them.
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holy fuck we suck what the fuck happened
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>>153406996
>Find a German from Germany athlete who looks like him. You won't.
The more you see of a type of person, the better you get at telling them apart. You can probably tell the difference between Alabama and Mississippi, but Europeans can't. I can tell the difference (in accent, not appearance) between the areas of Manchester that are officially Manchester and the areas of Manchester that are officially Trafford, because I live here. The accents would almost certainly sound the same to you. It's the same thing.
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>>153407073
these kids beat team shoosty so it could have been much worse
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>>153406993
Do you have Eve in the commentary booth?
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>>153407041
I always typoread veneers as wieners and it makes me chuckle every time.
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>>153406965
That Dawson's Creek actor who just died is the best example. He couldn't be from any other country.
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it's elder abuse having a 54-year-old sweep
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>>153407086
No; it's Jacqui Lockhart, who won in like 2002 or something. Eve Muirhead is too busy being our chef de mission, running the whole Team GB operation and quite evidently crashing it with no survivors.
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>>153407073
go woke, go 2-8.
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>>153407089
Yeah that’s a good shout
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>>153407097
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time
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Someone just made a substitution
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>>153407097
I'm watching it on TNT and it's a load of Scottish blokes. Probably ex curlers I have no idea.
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does norway suck?
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>>153407122
It's us, they are making a 54-year-old sweep
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>>153407099
ahem that's 3-8
>sails it clean through
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niklas FRAUDin
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We're gonna need a comeback of a lifetime starting 0-2
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This is all going far too well. We're peaking too early again. Need to fuck this all up pronto.
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Wait, who's the gay curler?
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>>153407150
isabella emergency sex change operation status?
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>>153407073
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>>153407156
The Brit who played in the mixed doubles is a homo
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fuck that's embarrassing
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America got blown the fuck out huh. Arte they eliminated now?
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>>153407156
rich ruohonen
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>>153407150
So, same as last week?
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>>153407152
Theres that world famous british optimism
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Holy shit, 6 in da house
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>>153407177
They started 2-0 though
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>>153407049
Shut the FUCK up, Hans
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RIGHT on the button
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*idea surfaces* this, but Beyblade
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>>153407089
Van der beek was a hallstatt Nordic type. Would not blink if I saw him in Friesia
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>>153407179
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>>153407168
Wait it's the same guy? Didn't recognize him without the hat, also surprised he isn't bald.
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>That German end
Holy outskilled.
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>Men just keep choking
>Females taking gold left and right
Menbros... what the FUCK is happening?
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>>153407156
Bruce.
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>>153407209
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Huge shot for Sweden needed
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>>153407226
>Have fabulous hair
>Hide it under a cap when playing with a girl
>When with the boys have it on full display
Is this flirting?
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>>153407169
at least we still got the girls (cope)
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>>153407233
Saving them for later..
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is curling a mental illness?
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>>153407226
loose
aboot this hoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzBU56riS68
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>>153407232
I'm confused. How is Bruce not bald if he's bald and with Charlie Kirk in this photo?
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>>153407242
Very wise. We've used most of ours already.
gg congratulations on gold
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Norwegian oil monkeys getting destroyed
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>>153407244
I'm no 2dfag but wtf is that actually her?!
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>>153407236
Now it makes sense.
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>>153407244
She was just hiding her powerlevel underneath the puffy curling clothes.
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remember when we won all the group stages or whatever then lost the knockouts twice
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>>153407248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCZe3WA-zE

When ads had SOUL
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>6-3
>give up

why
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>>153407244
ngl i would but i wouldnt tell anyone
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>consneeding only down by 3
is this a sport
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>>153407252
>>153407267
Will you kindly fuck off with this miseryguts rubbish
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>>153407244
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>>153407232
Erasure looking good.
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>>153407273
Didn't have the hammer. Would require multiple steals (or an all time bedshit) and if they managed to get the hammer back they'd require 4+ on the last end.
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>>153407273
weak mind
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>>153407244
>>153407274
how would you even break through? she's just one giant muscle now.
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Total pagan death
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>>153407273
Out of snus, out of focus, and the siblings invited them all to a private show this exact moment
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>>153407244
This is her last month.

Those pics were taken as part of a bodybuilding competition; she hadn't eaten for a week and hadn't drank any water for 3 days. I know this because I was in Japan when those pics dropped and there was literally a national panic and she had to go on social media and reassure everyone she hadn't done anything permanent and was just bodybuilding as a hobby.
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>>153407279
just trying to reverse curse us
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>>153407341
>anything permanent
Her hair is now flat as fuck. Ruined.
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>kicks his own stone out before it stops
what the fuck is wrong with you people
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Norway with the chance to steal the game vs. Germany.
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>>153407306
Who's the real winner...

>>153407341
Women are insane
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>>153407372
Stone clearly wasn't going to make it. No point wasting time.
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Germans, how the fuck can you stand hearing each other talk?
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>>153407414
it's 5 seconds you're at the olympics why are you trying to get this over with faster
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>>153407487
Huh?
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>>153407487
usually on my feet
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>>153407487
wdym it's hot :3
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>>153407492
There's a total time limit freshman
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>>153407379
nvm
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HOLY MOGGING
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>>153407492
So they should call for a measure between stones at each end?
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I FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS SPORT WE ARE GONNA GET GOLD HELL YEAH
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>>153407556
the clock stops after you kick off imagine knowing less about this than someone who watches for 2 weeks every 4 years
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>>153407487
Had a german girlfriend in school, when she became upset with me she would start rabbling in german... she was ~160 and I am 195. The more red her face became I harder I became and the more furious she would become.
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SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND
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Since when are we good at curling? We almost mogged Canada too yesterday
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>>153407590
Umm.. but what about the second clock
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>>153407665
the second clock ticks for us all
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>>153407226
>Named Bruce
>Is gay
How utterly unforeseen.
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>>153407487
German speaking women sound hot but maybe that's because i love dominate women
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>>153407571
if they're particularly close yes, which happens plenty of times
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>>153407792
And if they're not close and there's an obvious winner?
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>>153407840
then no, which also happens plenty of times
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>>153407859
>not measuring the stones to make sure the correct winner was awarded
what the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>153407248
>>153407269
So very based.
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>>153407892
>pretending not to understand the difference
the ebin shitposter
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>>153407956
What's the difference? The result is obvious in both cases and moving on to the next end allows the game to progress quicker.
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>>153407632
this is literally just the past 3,000 years of Northern European history dating back to the Havmal.
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>>153407258
That cutest kraut did it!
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What were the highlights of today's games (M/F) pls
there was a picrel here and I missed everything
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>>153409052
Some truly great screaming from the ladies.
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Next set of matches start in about an hour right?
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>>153409118
yeah
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>>153408166
German girls are the poormans thicc latinas, cute and sensual and then turns into Ilse Koch on a dime.
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>>153410082
*dreamy sigh*
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WHERE IS MY STREAM GIBS ITALIAN CUTIE NOW
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qrd on gook curling? they really look cute
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stocky girl on team gb
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>>153410271
Power curling in full effect.
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>not on the bbc again
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>>153410298
mommy
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>>153410301
It'll be on halfway through again. Don't worry about it.
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>korean yelling
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One of the Danish girls looks like Dee from Always Sunny
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>>153410320
My penis around these curling women.
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can't find a japan stream...
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Bless. She really does look like a Sophie somehow
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which one to watch?
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>>153410383
answer is always the same
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>>153410320
>>153410358
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wtf koreans are all cuties
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>>153410416
saving this for the smol italian's smol brapper
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>>153410383
you serious?
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I like the brunette brit
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>>153410372
buffsports
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>still no skirts this time
oh well
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can see through dodds shirt on the overheads
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>>153410430
>hfw i ask her out for a gelato after the game
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thé fuck was that korea
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Who gets the hammer if it ends with no stones in the house?
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>>153410482
>get a load of /curl/
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discussion about k pop
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>>153410495
kek
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>>153410416
same
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>>153410521
what are they discussing
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>>153410475
the give off t.A.T.u. vibes
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>>153410515
whoever had it keeps it
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>>153410521
The korean qts mog our girls
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I love when the stone hits hard straight on and just stops dead
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love ass me
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I'm here and my body is ready. Who are the cuties to watch?
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>>153410536
If you use Firefox you can use picture in picture to pop them all out and get the screen fully covered
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BEAUTIFUL SHOT SOPH
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just like my kdramas
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>>153410627
still stefi
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nice shot
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>>153410677
>china get the red stones again
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Has any team ever started with hammer and blanked all the way through to the end?
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>>153410704
the other team putting up a guard would prevent that
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Peacock watchers, multi-view is available for this one.
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Introducing your new british (scottish) curling roses
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>>153410636
Her hair used to be redder wth
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>>153410754
would accept either sophie being slid upon me
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>>153410754
big Sophie and wee Sophie ... my goodness
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so team denmark aint a pro team and all have jobs hmm interesting
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How is it possible for both teams to score zero point in an end ?
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>>153410587
agree, are too cute.
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>>153410780
>pro curling
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Kim is the cutest
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>>153410783
You really want to try to score 2+ so if you find yourself in a position with the last stone that you'd only be able to score 1 you just blow it all up and try again because you retain last stone advantage.
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>>153410783
you knock away each other's stones so none are inside the target. 0-0 bus parking shittery kind of play
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>>153410783
no stones in the circle...
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>>153410754
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I could watch stef slide towards me all day
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>>153410587
No
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I want to have sex with Taylor
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>>153410780
Almost everyone on the ice rn has a day job
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>>153410633
I'll give it a try thnx bru
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>watching usa and italy side by side
>can hear italian girls on usa stream
i want a loudmouth italian gf so much it would fix every single one of my problems
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>>153410780
Most of them have normal jobs. One of our girls is a pharmacist.
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>yooo you have to watch same sex curling because 4 players means lots of points!!!!!
ZERO ZERO ZERO
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Damn, our 2 cuties are mogging the gooks
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does Stef realize how much semen has been dumped to her around the world in the past week?
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>>153410879
Even on no points its a tense game where anything can change at the last curl. and with all the shouting I am always, always on edge. Do you get me?
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Guys why did she retire? Curlers should play into their 40s
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>>153410862
Move to Hoboken like a normal person then
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>>153410879
trust the plan
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>>153410879
No one told you this. It was always about watching more girls faster.
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during mixed, our commentator kept going on autistic discussions about Scottish castles and accent
today, he's all about Korean black garlic and Korean surnames
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>>153410082
Dreamy.

>>153410862
You're an American; literally just go to Italy and pick one up.
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damn the other 3 are good looking too
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>good corey suddenly 100% accurate without bad *orey
that's right cocksucka go back to remax
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>>153410922
Why the fuck does curling commentary always do this? These threads always devolve into autistic tangents, too.
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>>153410909
I miss Eve. Those Sochi threads were comfy as fuck.
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>>153410879
>lots of points
Did someone say this or did you just infer it? Teams is about mind games, mixed is the one for casuals that's why they get it out of the way first.
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Why isn't Stefania screaming to the other girls like she did with Amos??
Did girls cry when she screamed at them so she stopped?
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hmm china sex
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>>153410945
Was /sp/ more crowded back then, too? It kinda feels like it.
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what is harder in Korean
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>>153410754
What happened to my wife with the black hair and the fringe? Was she rubbish at curling?
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>>153410923
This feels like a ruse perpetrated by the airlines to trick people like me into flying there to get laughed at. And then I have to fly home. Two tickets.
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>>153410956
Everything is dead
Even curling is dead, out of the Olympics by 2030
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bitches with big jiggly butts and thighs and i see no pics or webms here
i have to blame someone for this
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why are Asian women voices like that? So grating
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>>153410954
I guess I should switch streams
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Get autist vibes from these curlers ngl
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>>153410972
What, why?
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>>153410874
Stefania Constantini used to sell sporting goods. You could have walked into a shop in Cortina d'Ampezzo and bought some skis from her. Perhaps she will go back to that if the fake police job doesn't work out.
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>>153410972
How so? I get the theory that the Olympics aren't long for this world with demographic trends and whatnot but why would you think curling is doomed first?
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>>153410977
>Asian
oh please, it's only Korean, Chinese, Thai, Hindi, Tagalog and Vietnamese that are grating
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>>153410999
>hi stefania the airline lost all my luggage please sell me clothes
would this work?
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I wanna have a go with the curling shoes, they look fun. There should be a new sport where you get to use the shoes.
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>>153411012
Isn't that 3 billions people?
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>>153410999
i remember i saw literally the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life; she was the hostess of some tourist trap restaurant in rome.

italians don't suffer
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>>153410944
Comfy sports have the best threads. Thread regulars are so protective of their comfiness that /biathlon/ is disguising itself right now as some random other sport to stop Olympics casuals interrupting their pathetic simping.
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>>153411002
>Olympics dies with NBC still holding the broadcast rights

Fuck this gay earth.
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>another USA chant for 1 point
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>>153405978
she's a suggested highlighted search on google too
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>>153411020
i agree
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>>153410780
Olympics used to be like that
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>>153411028
They're beautiful but oh man are they crazy.
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>>153411020
I want a pair of those so I can slide to work on an icy day.
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>>153411028
a woman that beautiful in Rome is prostituting herself to actors and politicians and rich tourists dude
women are the same every-were
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>>153411028
I suffer like a dog because I’m surrounded by beautiful women who won’t touch my peen.
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>4 people per team
kinda ruins the comfyness of curling desu. Vastly prefer the mixed competition
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>>153411020
Imagine if Michael Jackson cared about curling.
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>>153410956
The curling threads in particular were less crowded IIRC
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>>153411044
Please be patient, they have a bad case of american.
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>>153411078
>women are the same every-were
that is true giuseppe
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The shot-by-shot graphic isn't even accurate
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>HARD
h-hot
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>>153411042
We were all talking about this in an earlier thread.
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>4 Italian girls
>extreme passive aggressive bickering when they are far from each others too
kek
at least with Amos you could scream at the dumb giant and he would comply
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I don't feel so good fras
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>>153411083
Mixed doubles is a travesty of curling tho
The rules made it somewhat enjoyable to watch but you must be brainrotted to actually prefer it
Respectfully
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why was that not allowed?
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>>153411123
he's unironically the brain of the team.
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>Stefania
porco dio
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>>153411082
only thing related to good looking local women i have are memories from school days
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Jen sweeping her arse off.
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>>153411123
Was thinking the same
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>>153411133
I dont really watch curling. What is different apart from having 8 instead of 10 ends?
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>>153411135
Not allowed to remove guards early
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>>153411123
Thank god foreigners don't understand Italian, because it's embarrassing.
You're a team act like it holy shit.
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>>153411123
>t. amos watching at home
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Does women's curling have the same number of ends as men's curling?
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>>153411159
Always having dedicated sweepers.
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>>153411116
That screen cap makes good points; there'd also just be way less interest in the Olympic Games in a future where IVF superhumans and robots are commonplace and where distinct cultures and languages no longer really exist.

Like, if everyone can skate as well as Alysa Liu and their robots can best Olympic powerlifters, is there really going to be any interest in watching near-identical performances from the residents of Economic Zone A as they face off against Economic Zone B?
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>>153411162
how many stones until you can remove it?
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>>153411180
Yes
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>>153411123
>>153411169
>>153411157
cant wait for real time AI translations in the olympics
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Giulia > Stefania
There I said it
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>>153411153
ok Epstein
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>>153411116
Bleak
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>>153411188
E Z A
E Z A
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Why no nerdy wife in the Swedish team
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>>153411116
tbf the games of 2024 and 2026 would be completely unrecognisable to the organisers of the 1896 Olympiad
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>>153411123
>>153411169
>4 Italian women tasked with literally competing in the Olympics
>they can't stop fighting and backbiting
This is charming; this is the kind of shit I watch the Olympics for; >>153411188 is right.
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>>153411191
5? Ask the brits they're the only ones who understand this sport
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>>153411204
I know this is the right answer but I can't quit her. We've been through so much together.
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>>153411207
it is legal in my country to remember 15yo classmates
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>>153411214
Wasn't there an art event at one point?
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>>153411116
>No one wants to curl for an economic zone
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>>153411227
She seemed happier back then
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>>153411244
*mos still had hair. I still had hair.
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>>153410555
AH BEHT OYCY INNIT
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For some reason I am very attracted to Cory Thiesse
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>>153411231
14 here
at that age there wasn't a single virgin girl in my class, all going to the disco pretending to be older, but to be fair it was a school full of animals
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>>153411236
Sculpture, I think. Replaced these days with the mandatory cultural Olympiad before the Games
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>>153411244
and Amos had hair, well almost.
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>>153411209
I'm really gonna miss Korea, desu.

>>153411214
Exactly. I'm sure the residents of 2080 might really like the rap battle and bumper car events.

>>153411210
You're going DOWN in the singing contest ok EZB's reggaeton is easily 0.2stddev's better than EZA's reggaeton

Just you wait until GPT-O5 gives out the medals; you'll see.
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>>153411234
bogged face or makeup?
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'spetta 'spetta arriva

è scivolataaaa un po'
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>>153411231
It does feel kinda gross to have memories of too young boobs, even though I also was 14
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>>153411251
You like eyebags, huh?
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How would you improve this sport?
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>>153411251
>Minnesota
You're probably cousins. Legal in your state.
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>>153411191
>>153411219
The area between the hog line and the tee line, excluding the house, is known as the free guard zone. No stone in this area may be removed from play by the opposition until the first four stones in an end have come to rest. Players are allowed to bump other stones with shots, but are not allowed to knock a stone out of play.

Any shot played when the free guard zone rule is in effect that results in an opposition stone being knocked out of play is an infraction. In this case, the played stone is removed from play and any other stone that was moved is replaced. For any stone lying within the house, normal rules apply at all times.

This rule was enacted in 1991 to hinder defense-oriented play. In the past, teams would knock out one another’s rocks repeatedly, resulting in low-scoring games that were boring to many spectators.
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>>153411290
tighter outfits
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>>153411290
Peggle mechanics
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>china
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they fucking hate each other lmao, after 5 seconds you could hear Costantini already saying no no no lol
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4 Italian women simply cannot work together
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>>153411290
Skimpier clothing
Randomized starting setups so it's not the same shit over and over
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>>153411310
mi fan morire
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>>153411271
>2040
>still on gpt-5o
bravo sama
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>>153411290
Naked (with the special shoes, of course)
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>>153411236
They also had special categories and events for indigenous tribes and stuff. People complain now that it was racist, but honestly I don't think it was the WORST idea. They got to compete in events even though they had no idea how to play white sports yet.
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>>153411308
>>153411310
What are they saying?
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>>153411322
>>153411298
>>153411333
Do you guys want them to freeze? You realize it's cold in the hall right.
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>>153411308
stefania is double triple pissed because her friend was kicked off the team to make space for the coach's daughter.
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>>153410962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hailey_Duff

>Hailey Caitlin Rose Duff MBE (born 24 January 1997) is a Scottish curler[2] from Forfar.[3] She currently plays third on Team Fay Henderson. She is the 2022 Olympic Champion in women's curling.

>She is from family of curlers. Her father John Duff is a long time curler, and was the runner-up at the 2020 Scottish Senior Championships, and is a bronze medallist with his daughter at the 2015 Scottish Mixed Doubles Championship.[10])[11]

>Duff works as an assistant buyer at Garden Furniture Scotland[12] and is also studying sport and fitness at The Open University.

>She graduated from the University of Stirling in 2019 with a degree in Business and Finance.[3]
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>>153411237
This but unironically. I'd have never gotten into curling if not for Japanese curling culture.
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>>153411335
It's not what they're saying but how
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>>153411341
Well, they can shake their bootys to keep warm
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>>153411341
That has never stopped them before.
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>>153411123
kek that's so funny
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>>153411310
>tfw not in the dressing room for 4 Italian brats to take their frustration on you together
it's over
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That Danish chick looks like the redhead from Stranger Things.
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>>153411361
how are they saying it? Italians always sound angry to me when discussing
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curling / short track multiscreen is gonna be peak
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>>153411290
nude
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>steal of 1 (ONE)
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>>153411290
weapon pickups
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>>153411353
how the fuck is there nepotism on a literal Olympic team even the Russians stopped doing this because of how bad it is for your medal count
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sweden are you ok
are you ok
are you ok sweden
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>>153411353
so I've read, but since she's the only good player in the team afaik she should lead not be a passive aggressive bitch desu. Wasn't the chick that got canned the substitute anyway?
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another embarrassment
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The only thing that Stefania hates more than her teammates is cold.
She's the only one with long sleeves and blowing to warm her hand.
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>>153411236
There were all sorts. One Olympics in the 1920s, either Antwerp or Los Angeles, gave out a gold medal in architecture to the guy who designed the Olympic stadium everyone was playing in.
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>>153411383
Just what the other anon said, you feel the passive aggression
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>>153411398
it's the principle that pisses me off.
>>153411392
italy is synonymous with nepotism, always has been
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>>153411376
Amos, what are you doing in Finland?

But yeah I want Stefi to step on me in heels.
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>>153411334
>ywn win the gold medal for spearchucking
>>153411404
>ywn cuddle stefania next to a roaring fireplace
Every single circumstance of my birth was wrong.
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>Koreans are stealing almost more than blacks
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these koreans are so petite
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>>153411288
i wouldnt go for a 14-19yo girl with my current age, but having memories about same age girls when i was 14-19 doesnt feel wrong
it is like liking music, you dont pull out your dick when you listen to it, same as i dont pull out my dick when i think about them in that point on timeline
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>>153411402
NO GOLD
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Giulia is objectively more attractive
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>launches the stone
>"mmmm... secondo me..."
you guys are seriously missing out by not knowing Italian
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i love listening to the japs they're real life anime girls
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>>153411411
>not won by eero saarinen
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too many sexy women in this match between koreans and italians
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they can't curve a stone to save their lives
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>>153411456
agreed
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>>153411288
>>153411434
Just makes me depressed. Quite a few girls were interested me but I was a socially retarded sperg back then.
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>>153411462
We are italian speaking nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x1ULhaKYec
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>>153411428
desu this is how I felt when I met team Fujisawa in person. I was like "fuck, I should be married to you why am I not married to you"

>>153411416
honestly I respect the love of the game to the point that you're willing to screw over Stefi just to put someone's kid in
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>>153411479
Italian women and not being able to use a broom, name a more iconic duo
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>>153411434
I have had more than one wank to a girl who was one year older than me when I was 12. She'll be nearly 40 now so it's okay, right?
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>>153411456
"hotter" maybe but i am literally still more attracted to stefania
>>153411462
w-why would she say there's a second one of her haha does she have a twin?
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post cute swedish elf from the last olympic
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>>153411456
Yeah but she burns coal
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>>153411491
I remember in high school no girls would ever show the slightest interest in me until I got a gf. Then they were all over me. Women are so competitive.
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this reminds me of watching starcraft back then
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What a mess
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>>153411432
>>153411466
My yellow fever loves these curling teams so much.

Also someone post webbums dammit
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>>153411491
Approaching a 20 year dry streak anniversary if that makes it feel better.

Oh nice stone
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You can hear the koreans screaming across the valley, thats how you know they are serious and focused.
Our girls are basically whispering and they are so afraid to actually speak their minds
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>Another Yoshimura Hammer Throw
>Another Choke
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Mogging intensifies
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Didn’t realize that Madeleine Dupont from the Danes is 38. She’s still a looker.
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>"vedete qualcosa?"
stefania so done
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>American infighting
We're hosed
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The Chinese team might be the best of Asia this time.
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>>153411516
she has a white boyfriend, Bongstein
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>>153411495
>whart part of italy are you from
>malmo
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>>153411553
È finita
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this is so entertaining for the wrong reasons lol
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>>153411462
>>"mmmm... secondo me..."
im seething
this completely lack of being direct, this total cowardice in speaking up or commanding
i mean its completely in line with women here but i didn't expect it in an Olympic team
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>>153411554
they're early 30s white women from the midwest this was to be expected
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>>153411559
and rock hudson had a wife
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BOLLOCKS
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Muanto peca leamo velicemo time out
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>>153411556
Nice shot!
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>>153411576
>>153411150
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Listen to the Swedish man and do what you're told.
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>>153411576
That's why men are more effective, the pack follow the leader and shut the fuck up
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>male coach
BOOOOOOOORING
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>>153411599
kek
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>>153411599
>Situation gets worse
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TWO AND A HALF MINUTES DO DECIDE WHETHER TO CALL TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOST AT MIND STRENGTH
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>>153411116
Thats schizo posting.
If there is any change its due to money. Kikes who run it, treat olimpics as any other investment not a peacefull event to gather together for glory of sportmanship. It has to print money for them. If necessary they will ruined it.
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oh nonononono i was told by this herethread that shitaly are good at hockey turns out they are jj/milan kind of good
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>>153411651
its curling though
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>>153411651
curling*
same thing
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When did Reviewbrah troon out and take up curling for GBR?
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I mean... the kpoppers are just better
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>>153411651
They unironically won in the hockey
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>>153411123
Amos was that good guy that made the team work, suppressing Stef's rage.
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>>153411666
our only chance at gold was in mixed, we never had any hope for all male and all female teams
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>>153411651
Italy won 2:5 against sweden yesterday
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>>153411691
the women actually qualified lol
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>>153411691
SIX SEVEN was in fact the score.
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>>153411651
The goal they scored against us after one minute will inspire thousands if not millions of young Mario's to start playing hockey.
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if Rai was smart they would get the player that was removed from the team to commentate once >we're mathematically eliminated
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Oof
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What's that nasally voice from the us commentators?
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Curling is too based on the language you're communicating in and the culture you're from.
Italian is way too long-winded and not direct.
Koreans and their language might be all about politeness idk but its clear they are much more cohesive in this match.
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>>153411552
She's been heavily used.
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thats so hot
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>>153411720
god imagine the drama.
the technical director will be fucking crucified by stefi in livestream
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>first decent stone in 10 minutes
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>>153411759
>"tanta roba"
kek
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>>153411739
Curling is the sport which perfectly embodies every country's race/sovl, it's very refreshing
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Korean women are so cute with their untouched jaws and cheekbones :)
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>>153411556
>>153411597
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>they're laughing
I think >we might be back
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this should be a moderately easy 2 for italy
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we need to go back
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they are laughing? their team is losing and they are laughing?
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All 4 Italians on their period or what?
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Is Team Japan getting coached by BWC again?
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>>153411716
im talking hockey right now
>>153411706
yeah they were bretty gud
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>>153411824
How about another choked stone morty?
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>>153411816
>>153411830
>>153411834
Why are you not watching your own country? Do you hate America?
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>>153411830
No, this is just what Italian women are like
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>>153411864
I only watch Asian women
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>>153411834
Not this time
Korea is tho
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>>153411864
I've got both Italy-Korea and USA-Sweden on. The Italian team is far more entertaining than the American
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>>153411864
Land of the free.
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>>153411788
where the fuck is your team
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>>153411918
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does this sport exist much outside of the Olympics? It genuinely seems comfy to watch
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>>153411943
In my country farmers play this after 12 hours plowing the field while drinking many beers.
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>>153411908
this + bio-engineered test tube babies + super scummy tactics (skating today)
are Chinamen this shameless lol? They truly would be India thirdie tier without cheating and scum
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>state propaganda channel doesn't show the denmark game
can someone post her?
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>>153411739
>>153411788
We were talking earlier about the olympics only working with distinct national cultures and it's funny how stereotypical everyone is. Team Korea is being short and choppy with each other, team Japan is giggling and happy-warrior'ing, and team Italy is 4 women about to fucking kill each other.
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which italian is the nepo?
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are we winning?
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>>153411938
I'm waiting for the French commentator to tell us more about the tales of the French curling world
It's a whole mess really
The national championships were held in Switzerland last weekend in Genève
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>>153411967
Olympic athletes have been test tubes for decades.
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>>153411908
>Peking Ling
>Marco Polo
native sons
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>>153411984
Yep and we're not coming back
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>>153412001
of course
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>>153411984
Not really
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>>153411967
>bio-engineered test tube babies
Reminder that there was some cosmic mix-up and China got the billionaire supermodel entrepreneur Stanford Chinese woman conceived in the US while the US got the genetically engineered super-soldier figure skating test tube baby IVF'd in China.
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Come one Italians I believe in you
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COREY CAMEO
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sentire le chiacchiere da parte delle italiane mi fa mancare vivere nel belpaese
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>>153412023
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>>153412033
why do they look like the hero and the villain in a sports movie set in California
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>>153412042
why is he not in the man group?
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>>153412043
bon journo
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im watching snowboard kindo instead of this slurp fest ITS SNOWING
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>>153412068
that's pretty much what's happening
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GB women aren't as good as the men, might struggle finishing in the top 4.
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>>153412033
yjk shes a total bitch to be around with
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>>153412043
torna a casa uomo obeso.
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Who ate all the pies?
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>>153412043
>>153412043
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Hasselborg doesn't age.
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>>153412092
xgames fucking suck gtfo
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>>153412125
La creatura...
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Post the Italian broad
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>>153412109
Oh, yeah, she's probably an awful person. But when you're literally part of the top 0.01% of humanity, I get it. Like, imagine being objectively better than virtually everyone you interact with. Must be frustrating; I can't begrudge her being awful.
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>>153412125
Holy fuck, in awe
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>>153412125
don't care
looks like she does bum stuff
love her
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>>153412113
sono a casa
>>153412125
oh my
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>>153412075
He got silver.
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>>153412125
meat pie is that good
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>>153412125
For those power shots.
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in italy even the ugly women are hot
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>>153411559
>Bongstein
kek
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>>153412125
Fairest English rose
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>>153412146
Fact checked for misuse of racist internet linguo. She is in fact very suitable racially despite her chubbyness.
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>>153412125
propa bri'ish slag
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>>153412125
smurfette without the makeup
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>>153412125
Future wife
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>>153412161
so did the girl and shes curling right now
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>>153412199
I dont know how they put the doubles teams together but hes not part of the male team, The male team has been together for years for the most part.
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>it's that time where CBC pulls the plug
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>>153412125
OI YEW
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>>153412197
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>>153412125
rose status?
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>>153412153
>>153412154
>>153412187
>>153412192
Its people like you that are the reason why hypergamy exists. These bitches should be invisible above a certain weight
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I can't handle Daria commentating USA vs Denmark
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Why is the Italian girl twitching?
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>>153412227
would
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quite surprised how sophisticated the simping here is
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>>153412125
Peak Scottish physique right there, oooft
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>>153412125
Greggs delivery inbound
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>>153412151
yeah but she got that extra bitchy look on her face. Most athletes look quite sympathetic but she has those soulless eyes. If she wasnt an athlete she would still find a way to be a giga bitch
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>>153412232
Just jesting my dude, I've never seen so many ugly people as when I went to londonistan 10 years ago
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>>153412125

Bet she would make you a cracking Sunday roast. Also looks abit like she would let off massive farts without shame. It’s a tough one
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>>153412156
>MAGA
dio cane bastardo
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>>153412246
lot of returns from 2022 we've been boiling over for years now
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>>153412227
>eowyn
we eat the nazgul
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>>153412260
Did you go to South Italy?
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>>153412043
>Tu voi fa' l'americano
>Ma sei nato in Italy
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how did they fuck that up?
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it's over italian-bros
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the bratty italian girl is hotter than cuckstintini
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that korean screaming is music to my ears
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>>153412235
stims are hitting hard
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Eve was great but I miss Anna bros
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korea will score 50 points
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>>153412125
Dont hate lad we have one of the better looking teams
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steffi nooo
>hanno giocato bene
it's over
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Stefania disaster
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>>153412344
È firnuta
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Stefani4
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gosu
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>>153412216
Male corey is corey's slave. They go to the same curling club so she brought him along.
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>>153412187
Scottish thistle.
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Did they just shout "Korea"?
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they threw the game
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>CBC showing a CGI replay of what we literally just watched happen irl
>>153412379
They learned it from us.
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>>153412283
Yes actually, to Sicily
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>>153412379
yes indeed they did
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are they already eliminated or a miracle run winning every remaining match would be enough?
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>>153412379
Problematic they didnt specify which Korea tbqh
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the denmark cutie just fucked up bad
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>open stream
>losing 7-1
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>>153412405
it's not over. there are 10 teams and it's round robin elimination. the top 4 advance.
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>>153412379
The US vs Korea match earlier was great.
>U S A U S A
>KO RE YA KO RE YA
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it's so over itabros...
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>>153412342
Jen is the best
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>>153412477
so a miracle run then
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>>153412479
Oh nice lol, I missed all the matches today sadly, will check out the replay
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China pulls out the big strap on.
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last WC standings
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I just wanted to say while I still can and while we're all still here that I love you guys and love spending every Olympics with you all since 2010.

I don't know if you guys share usernames or whatever, but I'm always open for it.
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What a trainwreck
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>>153412634
>>153412641
Korea are pretty good.
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>>153412640
my username is "Anonymous"
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There's more direct communication in my team of shy asocial autistic devops than this curling team
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>>153412125
Is she pinching one off?
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please Italy, overcome these screeching bugs
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>>153412634
good indicator
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>>153412664
We're missing easy shots though
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>>153412640
we will witness the apocalypse comfy
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>>153412634
here's how the Turkish team looks like if you were wondering
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>Getting pummeled by Worst Korea
Are we seeing the wops catch the same disease the Brits did in mixed doubles but right from the start?
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>>153412770
my Italian queens...
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>>153412640
likewise
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>>153412770
Pretty good. Shame they're not here.
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>>153412640
my username is "AnimeGoonerFBIHoneyPot1488"
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>>153412770
ToT
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>>153412810
I dont think the Italian team was expected to do much compared to the English team in the doubles.
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>>153412640
>since 2010
I'm a 2012 newflags
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>>153412770
Imagine the jannissaries seed flowing in them
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>>153412723
The cameraman just missed an easy shot on the italian brushing
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How will Denmark manage to lose this challenge
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>HARD
best sport
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>>153412946
LMAO
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>>153412640
wiiztec been an olympic /sp/ tourist since london
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It's not over for Italy yet!
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It's over
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Curling... the beautiful game...
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>>153413041
>>153413066
So which one is it?
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How did we end up with 4 guards in one place?
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>>153413086
Retardedness
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>>153413084
>we
need a steal of 5. easy
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>>153412985
I tried my best to clip that failed Halse shot but my shite players wont let me do it this time
Will be very sad if Japan comes back
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Korea is the most normal looking of the Asian teams.
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Kwab?
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Wait... Italy conceded AGAIN??
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>>153413178
they got destroyed
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>>153413178
Stefania was cold and just wanted to go home.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD
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>>153413132
big eyed golluminas do it for me
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The Italian cutie might be cooked in the women only
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>>153413178
they should've done it the previous end tb h
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>>153413195
you guys are always so loud
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Damn Japan with the comeback
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uhhh knochenhauer kind of has a wagon did we know this?
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>>153413195
I switched from Italy and that was the first thing I heard.
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Not bad Denmark!
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>>153413178
they need to sub in amos in drag
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>>153413330
>they need to sub in amos in drag
or just have him as a coach
or just someone for Stefi to yell at
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It's over.
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Naisu
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Disaster pending here for bongland
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>>153412770
good lord
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Jennifer Dodds is always content no matter what happens
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Stefani cuckitini
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china is kinda based
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Great shots everywhere
Hopefully now no one pretends mixed doubles is better
Matches would already be over for a long while anyway
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who is the tall Chinese girl with the porcelain skin, she looks like she belongs in a Zhang Yimou movie
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>>153412770
I'm going to google curling [my city] from 100000 different devices until they notice and set up a curling venue and then I'm going to be the only guy there and everything will be great for me
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Just two more 2s!
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I want to cuddle and wife Loco Solare but I want the women on this team to fucking hit me.
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>>153413567
life is fucking hard(er)
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Might be good luck for gb
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DENMARK why don't you take 2 here omg

I feel bad for the next end
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Need to steal a 2 then.
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Need a worldie here from Morrison
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China is... number 1
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china with the hammer
its over
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>>153413512
just one guy sadly chucking stones back and forth lol
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>>153413755
Yes until my secret privately funded internet advertising campaign targeting women only
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WTF theyre literally laughing at us
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>Dupont
Damn, I remember when she was a young spry newbie, now she's 34
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Might be over
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Why have we done that
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who won SWE-USA?
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who's the hottest team
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>>153413880
It's still on
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>>153413799
"Why is that sweaty man curling alone at this lesbian bar?"
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>>153413880
still going 10th end
6-4 for SWE but hammer for USA
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>>153412640
>Life is a gift, Life is happiness!
>Spends a good portion of his life in dark gambling dens gambling away all his money
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Denmark please do not lose this.
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>>153413810
God I love how ruthless Chinese women look.
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>>153413892
there is something about the chinese screaming harder
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>>153413965
total yellow fever victory
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Making babies with Jiang
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are my eyes cappin or do the japs got a dude on there team
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its so over
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>>153414113
yea fuck this shit
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Americans not watching their own country play pisses me off so much. Unpatriotic cunts.
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>>153414113
do canada and use CBC gem
or uk and use BBC
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>>153414113
nrk only has the norway games anyway, hbo max has the rights for everything else.
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This game literally could not be more over and yet we continue
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>>153414149
>>153414191
Scratch that I changed IP's and it works
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>>153414185
USA-Latvia is on
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>>153414216
Nice, someone said NRK was the best and I like listening to Norwegian so wanted to try it out. ZDF is pretty good though
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CHYNA NUMBA WAN
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Brits you had that game
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>>153414185
I prefer Asian women
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why so many rounds with 0 points?
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>>153414254
glasses lady looks like a Puffmutter
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>>153414286
if you 'blank' it at the end you get the hammer advantage (blanking means having the field clear of any stones)
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CAM ON DENMARK
EXTRA END WITH HAMMER
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we are doomed
>>
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>>153414368
yeah its over
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Time out USA Last shot in regulation lets see
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>>153414185
I was watching until we started losing
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no stream for Japan Denmark..
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I knew it was over but bruh wtf was that
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>>153414379
corr lovely ladies
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It's coming home.
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behead all of our curling teams, they apparently don't know how to play, fucking atrocious
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The brunette Danish girl is cute
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>>153414500
well that happens when you funnel all your money into ape hoop and nfl
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>>153414545
was just about to post that
there's another dane who's alright as well
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i dont remember mixed doubles games lasting this much
this game took almost 3 hours
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>>153414500
We've always been kinda shit at curling. Its why Schuster's gold was so surprising.
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>>153414545
also the Japanese girl with the highlights
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>>153414500
ASIAN DOMINATION!
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>>153414593
less stones
less ends
less players
less sweeping
less strats
less entertainment
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>>153414599
we could have had gold in doubles if the bitch, who is also on the women's team, didn't have a fetish for just throwing stones down the field at full speed like a retard
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>>153414613
Japan won?
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Where can I even see the standings?
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>>153414661
nope here is how its looking
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what is wrong with this general? why dont you guys bake?
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if the guards are up does that create any special rules or does it just block a single path for the curlers? confused why they're setting up guards only to have it peeled 5x in a row instead of going around. I know there's some late game strats going on but I can't tell
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>>153414659
The guy was the choker, don't make things up.
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>>153414688
what is wrong with (you)?
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>>153414688
bake what?
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>>153414688
The game's almost over
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>>153414455
https://olympicstreams.co/curling-women-s-round-robin-denmark-vs-japan-live-stream/1/
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>>153414713
she screamed "let it run" and he listened because he trusted his teammate
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>>153414746
Bread
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>>153414686
2/3 aint too bad
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yesssssss
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>>153414688
Relax still page 5.
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>>153414758
and we could be half way through the next thread already
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Might be over for Japan
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>>153414768
thanks man
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Did the US win vs Sweden?
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GGs
Cute celebration :)
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>>153414878
yes, they sure did buddy
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>3 (THREE)
shippai desu
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>>153414878
of course not
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GGs Japan they were down by 3 at one point so to push for the extra was good

>>153414878
nope we lost
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>>153414666
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>>153414993
GULDEXTRA
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>>153414993
needs more nations
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>>153415099
10's a nice round number. Maybe they can add an extra 2 nations.
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>>153414993
How many teams advance?
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4
picrel: 2022 scenario which involved DSC
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>>153415901
>Most championship events decide who gets the pick of last rock (the hammer) with a last stone draw (LSD). At the end of each team's practice period, two different players throw draw shots - one clockwise and one counter-clockwise. An official measures the distance of each rock to the pin and adds the radius of the rock of 14.2 cm. If the rock covers the pin, two measurements from the edge of the four-foot circle and a formula determine the distance. If the rock misses the house, the measurement is capped at 199.6 cm, the radius of the 12-foot circle. The sum of the two LSDs for that end determine who gets the hammer. If there is a tie, the lower LSD of all four shots - two by each team - gets the hammer. The LSD rotates among the players so that at the end of the tournament, the number of clockwise (cw) and counterclockwise (ccw) throws are equal amount the players.

>The average LSD for a team is its Draw Shot Challenge (DSC). When computing the average, the highest LSD - or highest two if there are eleven or more LSDs - is discarded before computing the average.

>Other factors being equal, this can determine seeding within playoffs. For example, if there were three teams tied for first place, the two teams with the highest DSCs would play, then the winner would play the team with the lowest DSC.
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>>153415901
dick size computations? srsly what’s that number?
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>>153415935
And in the end, GB and Japan which barely qualified were the two teams participating in the gold medal game
Curling offers great scenarios!
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>>153415935
>curling in Chinese is 冰壶
>literally "ICE JAR"
fucking China
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>>153412125
I bet she was mad cute as a skinny lass.
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>>153412196
fucking lol



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