>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153402483
i would let her do anything to me
wtf is this precision, how do you beat this?
>fuck ton of curling>skeleton>a bajillion other eventswho the fuck schedules these things? I get the summer olympics rushing because you have like 300 events, but this shit's unfair. You have multiple married couples here who can't even see each other compete.
would do anything for stef to politely acknowledge my existence as she walks by
>>153405868simps have found /ourgirl/
humiliation ritual
what would happen in the men competed against the women in curling? Is there still a huge gender divide
>>153406120I would bet on the men. Men are more autistic about competition and there's a bigger pool of them. They also have better spatial reasoning. I don't think it's a huge advantage but at this level you got to go with the dicks
>>153406120I don't see how. It's not like brute strength or stamina or anything affects the hand on the stones. Maybe upper body strength affects the brushie brushie, but that's something of a reach I think
men's curling is a solved game
>Wins gold in Mixed doubles>Not invited to play on the womens teamSo was this bitch just carried?
>>153406120I don't think so. The Constanti girl from Italy was pretty much the best curler in the mixed division. Seems like men are better sweepers though
I never learn, back watching odds-on favourite GBR and expecting us to eventually get battered in the semis again.
He's got a surprise in his bag in case America loses
These Germans look like they fancy bums. Male bums that is.
>>153406120>better spatial reasoning>higher throw strength>better fine motor controlIt'd be a bloodbath.>>153406214She served the traditional Swedish role of berserker maiden; they stood behind the male vikings and screamed and beat their shields, threatening to kill themselves and all the wives and children if the men lost.Obviously useful in mixed doubles, less so on an all-woman team.
>>153406260...A lot of Scandinavian gender stuff now makes sense.
>>153405868I'm mildly concerned I'm doing permanent psychological damage watching shit like this but it's already over so who cares.
>>153405978Why are men so pathetic?
>>153405978>206 million followersevery single white american is following her...
>>153405978All Indians btw
RARE BRITISH OOPSIE
that's not like Team Mouat at all
>>153406374It's thousands.
>>153406387>RAREWe fumbled the mixed doubles hard
This is... a sport of all time
Redemption! Ish,
Do the American fans even understand this sport?
>>153406260>>better spatial reasoning>>higher throw strength>>better fine motor controlIt's the sweeping that's the big difference you clueless fucking idiot.
>>153406401Yea but this ain't got women
>>153406419THE sport of all time
I don't get the early stone strategy
>>153406436no one does
>>153406436Based on the cheers no
robin is an isabellababby
>>153406436I believe it's one of those sports like snooker & darts, in that both the spectators and the participants need to have a few drinks in already
>>153406464Realised my error later, damn I'm bad at memes
We getting absolutely demolished
>>153406531curling with a cold beer would be dope i bet
>>153406588>curling is a drinking game>we sent a team of zoomers>zoomers don't drinkwe're not gonna make it...
DENMARK IS PLAYING NAGAS
Ah shit it’s a rerun
There is literally 0 reason to watch MEN curling, it's a retarded meme "sport" that's only fun when foids are playing it. If you're watching this right now you're a retarded homo. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Do the magic shot its now or never
kwab
Yeah it's over time for Edin to retire
>>153406631i fear you may be correct, not sure i want to stay up to 2am for the womens to start though
It's so fucking close...
>>153406450>implying women are better at sweeping and not just more driven to do itAnyhow, the Korean ladies are cute and their voices make me hard.
Edin is finished
>>153406661Starts at 19:05
>>153406668i think i have the same pic in my phone lol. is it from a swedish newspaper about hemmakväll?
No shame in losing this game but kwabing against Italy was the real failure
>>153406689Something about screen free night with the family "and the whole family likes it"
>HARD>HAAAAARD>go go go >Keep going
Wait has beeb just abandoned the curling altogether to show highlights from this morning?
>>153406666No you idiot, the men are stronger and way better. One guy can manipulate the curl more than two women.Have you even played?
>>153406673
>>153406226>We're 4-1 up in the sixth endThe Swedes have us right where they want us.
Bro almost crying after missing one stone and up 4-1
>>153406700lmao thats the one
>>153406747
Did they just say the Swiss skip is a literal bricklayer? I wonder how much he makes
Is alcohol considered doping? Surely one or two beers could only help in this situation
>>1534067691 beer minimum per end in Salt Lake City 2034
>>153406769You have to learn our history. The first ever doping case at the Olympics was for alcohol and he was Swedish
>>153406541Sorry Bosbro, I wasn't ESL-shaming.You correctly used the meme format to imply that curling is a weird fucking sport. I was just responding that it is in fact the greatest sport of all time./autism
>>153406731Wait, this is what I'm saying, too! I'm saying the men would beat the women.
>>153406784No harsh feelings, BritbroI mean, it can be weird AND cool at the same time
>>153406769It used to be for dangerous sports like archery but not since like a decade
>>153406769I think it was a few years ago but it's allowed now in most sports.
>>153406769Idea: Curling but with mandatory blood alcohol testing mid game, Below limit, straight to jail'>>153406782Drinking in the pentathlon, madlad
I think we should nuke Switzerland for no particular reason
>>153406782Here in /sp/, we pay respect to trailblazers
>>153406784>it is in fact the greatest sport of all time.But surely the meme is that it isn't? "This is one of the sports of all time." It is merely a sport that exists. That's the joke. Isn't it?
/ourchud/
>>153406801He did it in the shooting specifically to calm himself
>>153406792Yeah my point is that sweeping is the only difference, and teamwork maybe.
>>153406260As someone with a thing for screaming warrior women, I do enjoy ladies' curling very much.
>>153406782Petty, some people just need it to get their heads straight. I nailed a flawless QWOP run after coming home blackout drunk once
>>153406820You realise the starting speed of the stone is maybe even a bigger difference? You can't have as hard takeouts in the women's game as you have in the men's
Looking at the American men's curling team I'm increasingly convinced that we (white Americans) have a certain look about ourselves that's distinct from Europeans. Body language, fashion, facial expressions. It's simultaneously funny and eerie once you see it. Why do you think that is?
cam onnn sweden curl those fackin stones
Why are our males so useless? Bella would never allow this.
>>153406845Nope, a tiny girl can oogabooga a stone just as hard. You never play max force anyway. The difference two male sweepers make is insane, literally decide where the stone is ending up.
wtf, Sweden suck now.
>>153406813Yeah, I just think he thought I was mocking him for using the wrong syntax.
>>153406852It's called "ethnogenesis"; basically the particular subsets of the European population that existed in America led to a different ethnic distribution and when they intermixed they produced a unique race of white people.Remember also that this group emerged not just from a slightly different ethnic mix (more Anglos and Scandis than Teutons or Gauls) but that it also emerged amid the evolutionary pressures of life on an open frontier defined by cheap land, abundant resources, and almost constant warfare against Amerindians and even other settlers, with very little state capacity on the frontier. Even the World Wars didn't hit us as hard as it did them (something like 70% of the British aristocracy was wiped out)So, yeah, we ended up different from modern Europeans thanks to being made of a different ratio of euro whites and emerging in vastly different material conditions.
Anyone webm'd that Mouat takeoit with the 7th stone? Chef's kiss.
>>153406870You can ask the curlers themselves, they all say it. The men can use much more force with control.Every time it comes out in commentary when asked. You can just wait until it's brought up in either SVT, TV4 or HBO since all the expert commentators are Olympic or World champions women
>>153406882Just playing possum until they resurface the stones mix tournament.
Does germany have any medal chances in this sport? Should i care?
>Europeans are like this and totally can't tell each other apart
>>153406852We do. This guy is the son of two Germans, and yet the only question you have when looking at him is which part of Wisconsin he's from because him being an American Wisconsinite was already obvious.>WhyI think it's the optimism. Europeans have come to expect failure in all situations. Maybe they do it to take the pressure off? But they all just kind of have this sort of dull, glassy eyed look to them like there's less going on in there. They're simply content to keep pace with each other and follow all EU regulations like not removing the cap from their bottled water becuse it's the European Way.
>>153406900The control comes from the sweepers, play hard with less accuracy and the boys bring it home.
>>153406900No one launches themselves off the starting blocks.
>4 behind>throw guards
>>153406890Correct and high IQ post
>>153406906You almost defeated Canada in your first match so your game seems strong. Definitely can't count you out.
>>153406906Somehow, yeah. Germany traditionally sucks at curling, but they had some great results kn the last years with a very young team.
>>153406931When it's needed they can
>>153406918That’s not really a great example, he could be from anywhere. A better example is someone like Tom Brady. Just visibly and clearly American despite being generically white
>>153406936>>153406940ok i care now
>>153406890>>153406852Perhaps the most profound self acknowledgment of Americans being mutts I've seen on this site.
>>153406979>muttsNever said anything about this. Poor reading comprehension. Why are you even ITT? Wait for Summer Olympics and let the white people speak
>>153406900>all the expert commentators are Olympic or World champions womenThe BBC commentary is comedy gold. We've got a man who is a professional commentator, and keeps asking the woman questions. Some of them are like, "What are the Swedish team saying?" and some are very specific curling questions. The woman, who is a former curling champion like you say, keeps having absolutely no idea how to answer his weird questions.
>>153406965He couldn't be from anywhere. Find a German from Germany athlete who looks like him. You won't. I checked. They dont know how to make them anymore.>>153406986*nglos who were banished for being pedophiles think that europeans breeding with other europeans is racemixing because they started off too retarded to build shade from the sun that turned them even more retarded
I hate the sideview camera shot so much, just show the game!!
>>153406965>>153406996It's the teeth. American teeth look fake as fuck white.
oof GGs
how are we getting btfo by switzerland? how bad is this for us?
Never trust a broccoli head to do a man's job fuck
>>153406986>>153406996you retards realize we find for example Brits and Italians just as different as Americans? what even is this schizo babble
>>153407008>>153407013>>153407015>Didnt bring schusterkinda deserve it desu
>>153406999>tf>tpaustraloid teeth look like they came out of a horse
>>153406999This. That, the leaning on things, and our shoes. Fat too but everyone knows that
It’s ogre
We have a 54 year old boomer playing on our team right now
>>153406999True, the first thing every American who comes into money does is get veneers
the anti-ICE boomer has entered the field. Switzerland you are so done
Is this the curling general?
>>153407035they're not gonna fuck you bro
>>153407031We can have good teeth. We just don't go paper white with them.
holy fuck we suck what the fuck happened
>>153406996>Find a German from Germany athlete who looks like him. You won't.The more you see of a type of person, the better you get at telling them apart. You can probably tell the difference between Alabama and Mississippi, but Europeans can't. I can tell the difference (in accent, not appearance) between the areas of Manchester that are officially Manchester and the areas of Manchester that are officially Trafford, because I live here. The accents would almost certainly sound the same to you. It's the same thing.
>>153407073these kids beat team shoosty so it could have been much worse
>>153406993Do you have Eve in the commentary booth?
>>153407041I always typoread veneers as wieners and it makes me chuckle every time.
>>153406965That Dawson's Creek actor who just died is the best example. He couldn't be from any other country.
it's elder abuse having a 54-year-old sweep
>>153407086No; it's Jacqui Lockhart, who won in like 2002 or something. Eve Muirhead is too busy being our chef de mission, running the whole Team GB operation and quite evidently crashing it with no survivors.
>>153407073go woke, go 2-8.
>>153407089Yeah that’s a good shout
>>153407097Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time
Someone just made a substitution
>>153407097I'm watching it on TNT and it's a load of Scottish blokes. Probably ex curlers I have no idea.
does norway suck?
>>153407122It's us, they are making a 54-year-old sweep
>>153407099ahem that's 3-8>sails it clean through
niklas FRAUDin
We're gonna need a comeback of a lifetime starting 0-2
This is all going far too well. We're peaking too early again. Need to fuck this all up pronto.
Wait, who's the gay curler?
>>153407150isabella emergency sex change operation status?
>>153407073
>>153407156The Brit who played in the mixed doubles is a homo
fuck that's embarrassing
America got blown the fuck out huh. Arte they eliminated now?
>>153407156rich ruohonen
>>153407150So, same as last week?
>>153407152Theres that world famous british optimism
Holy shit, 6 in da house
>>153407177They started 2-0 though
>>153407049Shut the FUCK up, Hans
RIGHT on the button
*idea surfaces* this, but Beyblade
>>153407089Van der beek was a hallstatt Nordic type. Would not blink if I saw him in Friesia
>>153407179
>>153407168Wait it's the same guy? Didn't recognize him without the hat, also surprised he isn't bald.
>That German endHoly outskilled.
>Men just keep choking>Females taking gold left and rightMenbros... what the FUCK is happening?
>>153407156Bruce.
>>153407209
Huge shot for Sweden needed
>>153407226>Have fabulous hair>Hide it under a cap when playing with a girl>When with the boys have it on full displayIs this flirting?
>>153407169at least we still got the girls (cope)
>>153407233Saving them for later..
is curling a mental illness?
>>153407226looseaboot this hoosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzBU56riS68
>>153407232I'm confused. How is Bruce not bald if he's bald and with Charlie Kirk in this photo?
>>153407242Very wise. We've used most of ours already.gg congratulations on gold
Norwegian oil monkeys getting destroyed
>>153407244I'm no 2dfag but wtf is that actually her?!
>>153407236Now it makes sense.
>>153407244She was just hiding her powerlevel underneath the puffy curling clothes.
remember when we won all the group stages or whatever then lost the knockouts twice
>>153407248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCZe3WA-zEWhen ads had SOUL
>6-3>give upwhy
>>153407244ngl i would but i wouldnt tell anyone
>consneeding only down by 3is this a sport
>>153407252>>153407267Will you kindly fuck off with this miseryguts rubbish
>>153407244
>>153407232Erasure looking good.
>>153407273Didn't have the hammer. Would require multiple steals (or an all time bedshit) and if they managed to get the hammer back they'd require 4+ on the last end.
>>153407273weak mind
>>153407244>>153407274how would you even break through? she's just one giant muscle now.
Total pagan death
>>153407273Out of snus, out of focus, and the siblings invited them all to a private show this exact moment
>>153407244This is her last month.Those pics were taken as part of a bodybuilding competition; she hadn't eaten for a week and hadn't drank any water for 3 days. I know this because I was in Japan when those pics dropped and there was literally a national panic and she had to go on social media and reassure everyone she hadn't done anything permanent and was just bodybuilding as a hobby.
>>153407279just trying to reverse curse us
>>153407341>anything permanentHer hair is now flat as fuck. Ruined.
>kicks his own stone out before it stopswhat the fuck is wrong with you people
Norway with the chance to steal the game vs. Germany.
>>153407306Who's the real winner...>>153407341Women are insane
>>153407372Stone clearly wasn't going to make it. No point wasting time.
Germans, how the fuck can you stand hearing each other talk?
>>153407414it's 5 seconds you're at the olympics why are you trying to get this over with faster
>>153407487Huh?
>>153407487usually on my feet
>>153407487wdym it's hot :3
>>153407492There's a total time limit freshman
>>153407379nvm
HOLY MOGGING
>>153407492So they should call for a measure between stones at each end?
I FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS SPORT WE ARE GONNA GET GOLD HELL YEAH
>>153407556the clock stops after you kick off imagine knowing less about this than someone who watches for 2 weeks every 4 years
>>153407487Had a german girlfriend in school, when she became upset with me she would start rabbling in german... she was ~160 and I am 195. The more red her face became I harder I became and the more furious she would become.
SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND SCHLAND
Since when are we good at curling? We almost mogged Canada too yesterday
>>153407590Umm.. but what about the second clock
>>153407665the second clock ticks for us all
>>153407226>Named Bruce>Is gay How utterly unforeseen.
>>153407487German speaking women sound hot but maybe that's because i love dominate women
>>153407571if they're particularly close yes, which happens plenty of times
>>153407792And if they're not close and there's an obvious winner?
>>153407840then no, which also happens plenty of times
>>153407859>not measuring the stones to make sure the correct winner was awardedwhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>153407248>>153407269So very based.
>>153407892>pretending not to understand the differencethe ebin shitposter
>>153407956What's the difference? The result is obvious in both cases and moving on to the next end allows the game to progress quicker.
>>153407632this is literally just the past 3,000 years of Northern European history dating back to the Havmal.
>>153407258That cutest kraut did it!
What were the highlights of today's games (M/F) plsthere was a picrel here and I missed everything
>>153409052Some truly great screaming from the ladies.
Next set of matches start in about an hour right?
>>153409118yeah
>>153408166German girls are the poormans thicc latinas, cute and sensual and then turns into Ilse Koch on a dime.
>>153410082*dreamy sigh*
WHERE IS MY STREAM GIBS ITALIAN CUTIE NOW
qrd on gook curling? they really look cute
stocky girl on team gb
>>153410271Power curling in full effect.
OUR GIRL !!!!
>not on the bbc again
>>153410298mommy
>>153410301It'll be on halfway through again. Don't worry about it.
>korean yelling
One of the Danish girls looks like Dee from Always Sunny
>>153410320My penis around these curling women.
can't find a japan stream...
Bless. She really does look like a Sophie somehow
which one to watch?
>>153410383answer is always the same
>>153410320>>153410358
wtf koreans are all cuties
>>153410416saving this for the smol italian's smol brapper
>>153410383you serious?
I like the brunette brit
>>153410372buffsports
>still no skirts this timeoh well
can see through dodds shirt on the overheads
>>153410430>hfw i ask her out for a gelato after the game
thé fuck was that korea
Who gets the hammer if it ends with no stones in the house?
>>153410482>get a load of /curl/
discussion about k pop
>>153410495kek
>>153410416same
>>153410521what are they discussing
>>153410475the give off t.A.T.u. vibes
>>153410515whoever had it keeps it
>>153410521The korean qts mog our girls
I love when the stone hits hard straight on and just stops dead
love ass me
I'm here and my body is ready. Who are the cuties to watch?
>>153410536If you use Firefox you can use picture in picture to pop them all out and get the screen fully covered
BEAUTIFUL SHOT SOPH
just like my kdramas
>>153410627still stefi
nice shot
>>153410677>china get the red stones again
Has any team ever started with hammer and blanked all the way through to the end?
>>153410704the other team putting up a guard would prevent that
Peacock watchers, multi-view is available for this one.
Introducing your new british (scottish) curling roses
>>153410636Her hair used to be redder wth
>>153410754would accept either sophie being slid upon me
>>153410754big Sophie and wee Sophie ... my goodness
so team denmark aint a pro team and all have jobs hmm interesting
How is it possible for both teams to score zero point in an end ?
>>153410587agree, are too cute.
>>153410780>pro curling
Kim is the cutest
>>153410783You really want to try to score 2+ so if you find yourself in a position with the last stone that you'd only be able to score 1 you just blow it all up and try again because you retain last stone advantage.
>>153410783you knock away each other's stones so none are inside the target. 0-0 bus parking shittery kind of play
>>153410783no stones in the circle...
>>153410754
I could watch stef slide towards me all day
>>153410587No
I want to have sex with Taylor
>>153410780Almost everyone on the ice rn has a day job
>>153410633I'll give it a try thnx bru
>watching usa and italy side by side>can hear italian girls on usa streami want a loudmouth italian gf so much it would fix every single one of my problems
>>153410780Most of them have normal jobs. One of our girls is a pharmacist.
>yooo you have to watch same sex curling because 4 players means lots of points!!!!!ZERO ZERO ZERO
Damn, our 2 cuties are mogging the gooks
does Stef realize how much semen has been dumped to her around the world in the past week?
>>153410879Even on no points its a tense game where anything can change at the last curl. and with all the shouting I am always, always on edge. Do you get me?
Guys why did she retire? Curlers should play into their 40s
>>153410862Move to Hoboken like a normal person then
>>153410879trust the plan
>>153410879No one told you this. It was always about watching more girls faster.
during mixed, our commentator kept going on autistic discussions about Scottish castles and accenttoday, he's all about Korean black garlic and Korean surnames
>>153410082Dreamy.>>153410862You're an American; literally just go to Italy and pick one up.
damn the other 3 are good looking too
>good corey suddenly 100% accurate without bad *oreythat's right cocksucka go back to remax
>>153410922Why the fuck does curling commentary always do this? These threads always devolve into autistic tangents, too.
>>153410909I miss Eve. Those Sochi threads were comfy as fuck.
>>153410879>lots of pointsDid someone say this or did you just infer it? Teams is about mind games, mixed is the one for casuals that's why they get it out of the way first.
Why isn't Stefania screaming to the other girls like she did with Amos??Did girls cry when she screamed at them so she stopped?
hmm china sex
>>153410945Was /sp/ more crowded back then, too? It kinda feels like it.
what is harder in Korean
>>153410754What happened to my wife with the black hair and the fringe? Was she rubbish at curling?
>>153410923This feels like a ruse perpetrated by the airlines to trick people like me into flying there to get laughed at. And then I have to fly home. Two tickets.
>>153410956Everything is deadEven curling is dead, out of the Olympics by 2030
bitches with big jiggly butts and thighs and i see no pics or webms herei have to blame someone for this
why are Asian women voices like that? So grating
>>153410954I guess I should switch streams
Get autist vibes from these curlers ngl
>>153410972What, why?
>>153410874Stefania Constantini used to sell sporting goods. You could have walked into a shop in Cortina d'Ampezzo and bought some skis from her. Perhaps she will go back to that if the fake police job doesn't work out.
>>153410972How so? I get the theory that the Olympics aren't long for this world with demographic trends and whatnot but why would you think curling is doomed first?
>>153410977>Asianoh please, it's only Korean, Chinese, Thai, Hindi, Tagalog and Vietnamese that are grating
>>153410999>hi stefania the airline lost all my luggage please sell me clotheswould this work?
I wanna have a go with the curling shoes, they look fun. There should be a new sport where you get to use the shoes.
>>153411012Isn't that 3 billions people?
>>153410999i remember i saw literally the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life; she was the hostess of some tourist trap restaurant in rome. italians don't suffer
>>153410944Comfy sports have the best threads. Thread regulars are so protective of their comfiness that /biathlon/ is disguising itself right now as some random other sport to stop Olympics casuals interrupting their pathetic simping.
>>153411002>Olympics dies with NBC still holding the broadcast rightsFuck this gay earth.
>another USA chant for 1 point
>>153405978she's a suggested highlighted search on google too
>>153411020i agree
>>153410780Olympics used to be like that
>>153411028They're beautiful but oh man are they crazy.
>>153411020I want a pair of those so I can slide to work on an icy day.
>>153411028a woman that beautiful in Rome is prostituting herself to actors and politicians and rich tourists dudewomen are the same every-were
>>153411028I suffer like a dog because I’m surrounded by beautiful women who won’t touch my peen.
>4 people per teamkinda ruins the comfyness of curling desu. Vastly prefer the mixed competition
>>153411020Imagine if Michael Jackson cared about curling.
>>153410956The curling threads in particular were less crowded IIRC
>>153411044Please be patient, they have a bad case of american.
>>153411078>women are the same every-werethat is true giuseppe
The shot-by-shot graphic isn't even accurate
>HARDh-hot
>>153411042We were all talking about this in an earlier thread.
>4 Italian girls>extreme passive aggressive bickering when they are far from each others tookekat least with Amos you could scream at the dumb giant and he would comply
I don't feel so good fras
>>153411083Mixed doubles is a travesty of curling thoThe rules made it somewhat enjoyable to watch but you must be brainrotted to actually prefer itRespectfully
why was that not allowed?
>>153411123he's unironically the brain of the team.
>Stefaniaporco dio
>>153411082only thing related to good looking local women i have are memories from school days
Jen sweeping her arse off.
>>153411123Was thinking the same
>>153411133I dont really watch curling. What is different apart from having 8 instead of 10 ends?
>>153411135Not allowed to remove guards early
>>153411123Thank god foreigners don't understand Italian, because it's embarrassing. You're a team act like it holy shit.
>>153411123>t. amos watching at home
Does women's curling have the same number of ends as men's curling?
>>153411159Always having dedicated sweepers.
>>153411116That screen cap makes good points; there'd also just be way less interest in the Olympic Games in a future where IVF superhumans and robots are commonplace and where distinct cultures and languages no longer really exist.Like, if everyone can skate as well as Alysa Liu and their robots can best Olympic powerlifters, is there really going to be any interest in watching near-identical performances from the residents of Economic Zone A as they face off against Economic Zone B?
>>153411162how many stones until you can remove it?
>>153411180Yes
>>153411123>>153411169>>153411157cant wait for real time AI translations in the olympics
Giulia > StefaniaThere I said it
>>153411153ok Epstein
>>153411116Bleak
>>153411188E Z AE Z A
Why no nerdy wife in the Swedish team
>>153411116tbf the games of 2024 and 2026 would be completely unrecognisable to the organisers of the 1896 Olympiad
>>153411123>>153411169>4 Italian women tasked with literally competing in the Olympics>they can't stop fighting and backbitingThis is charming; this is the kind of shit I watch the Olympics for; >>153411188 is right.
>>1534111915? Ask the brits they're the only ones who understand this sport
>>153411204I know this is the right answer but I can't quit her. We've been through so much together.
>>153411207it is legal in my country to remember 15yo classmates
>>153411214Wasn't there an art event at one point?
>>153411116>No one wants to curl for an economic zone
>>153411227She seemed happier back then
>>153411244*mos still had hair. I still had hair.
>>153410555AH BEHT OYCY INNIT
For some reason I am very attracted to Cory Thiesse
>>15341123114 hereat that age there wasn't a single virgin girl in my class, all going to the disco pretending to be older, but to be fair it was a school full of animals
>>153411236Sculpture, I think. Replaced these days with the mandatory cultural Olympiad before the Games
>>153411244and Amos had hair, well almost.
>>153411209I'm really gonna miss Korea, desu.>>153411214Exactly. I'm sure the residents of 2080 might really like the rap battle and bumper car events.>>153411210You're going DOWN in the singing contest ok EZB's reggaeton is easily 0.2stddev's better than EZA's reggaeton Just you wait until GPT-O5 gives out the medals; you'll see.
>>153411234bogged face or makeup?
'spetta 'spetta arrivaè scivolataaaa un po'
>>153411231It does feel kinda gross to have memories of too young boobs, even though I also was 14
>>153411251You like eyebags, huh?
How would you improve this sport?
>>153411251>MinnesotaYou're probably cousins. Legal in your state.
>>153411191>>153411219The area between the hog line and the tee line, excluding the house, is known as the free guard zone. No stone in this area may be removed from play by the opposition until the first four stones in an end have come to rest. Players are allowed to bump other stones with shots, but are not allowed to knock a stone out of play. Any shot played when the free guard zone rule is in effect that results in an opposition stone being knocked out of play is an infraction. In this case, the played stone is removed from play and any other stone that was moved is replaced. For any stone lying within the house, normal rules apply at all times. This rule was enacted in 1991 to hinder defense-oriented play. In the past, teams would knock out one another’s rocks repeatedly, resulting in low-scoring games that were boring to many spectators.
>>153411290tighter outfits
>>153411290Peggle mechanics
>china
they fucking hate each other lmao, after 5 seconds you could hear Costantini already saying no no no lol
4 Italian women simply cannot work together
>>153411290Skimpier clothingRandomized starting setups so it's not the same shit over and over
>>153411308>>153411310mi fan morire
>>153411271>2040>still on gpt-5obravo sama
>>153411290Naked (with the special shoes, of course)
>>153411236They also had special categories and events for indigenous tribes and stuff. People complain now that it was racist, but honestly I don't think it was the WORST idea. They got to compete in events even though they had no idea how to play white sports yet.
>>153411308>>153411310What are they saying?
>>153411322>>153411298>>153411333Do you guys want them to freeze? You realize it's cold in the hall right.
>>153411308stefania is double triple pissed because her friend was kicked off the team to make space for the coach's daughter.
>>153410962https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hailey_Duff>Hailey Caitlin Rose Duff MBE (born 24 January 1997) is a Scottish curler[2] from Forfar.[3] She currently plays third on Team Fay Henderson. She is the 2022 Olympic Champion in women's curling.>She is from family of curlers. Her father John Duff is a long time curler, and was the runner-up at the 2020 Scottish Senior Championships, and is a bronze medallist with his daughter at the 2015 Scottish Mixed Doubles Championship.[10])[11]>Duff works as an assistant buyer at Garden Furniture Scotland[12] and is also studying sport and fitness at The Open University.>She graduated from the University of Stirling in 2019 with a degree in Business and Finance.[3]
>>153411237This but unironically. I'd have never gotten into curling if not for Japanese curling culture.
>>153411335It's not what they're saying but how
>>153411341Well, they can shake their bootys to keep warm
>>153411341That has never stopped them before.
>>153411123kek that's so funny
>>153411310>tfw not in the dressing room for 4 Italian brats to take their frustration on you togetherit's over
That Danish chick looks like the redhead from Stranger Things.
>>153411361how are they saying it? Italians always sound angry to me when discussing
curling / short track multiscreen is gonna be peak
>>153411290nude
>steal of 1 (ONE)
>>153411290weapon pickups
>>153411353how the fuck is there nepotism on a literal Olympic team even the Russians stopped doing this because of how bad it is for your medal count
sweden are you okare you okare you ok sweden
>>153411353so I've read, but since she's the only good player in the team afaik she should lead not be a passive aggressive bitch desu. Wasn't the chick that got canned the substitute anyway?
another embarrassment
The only thing that Stefania hates more than her teammates is cold.She's the only one with long sleeves and blowing to warm her hand.
>>153411236There were all sorts. One Olympics in the 1920s, either Antwerp or Los Angeles, gave out a gold medal in architecture to the guy who designed the Olympic stadium everyone was playing in.
>>153411383Just what the other anon said, you feel the passive aggression
>>153411398it's the principle that pisses me off.>>153411392italy is synonymous with nepotism, always has been
>>153411376Amos, what are you doing in Finland?But yeah I want Stefi to step on me in heels.
>>153411334>ywn win the gold medal for spearchucking>>153411404>ywn cuddle stefania next to a roaring fireplaceEvery single circumstance of my birth was wrong.
>Koreans are stealing almost more than blacks
these koreans are so petite
>>153411288i wouldnt go for a 14-19yo girl with my current age, but having memories about same age girls when i was 14-19 doesnt feel wrongit is like liking music, you dont pull out your dick when you listen to it, same as i dont pull out my dick when i think about them in that point on timeline
>>153411402NO GOLD
Giulia is objectively more attractive
>launches the stone>"mmmm... secondo me..."you guys are seriously missing out by not knowing Italian
i love listening to the japs they're real life anime girls
>>153411411>not won by eero saarinen
too many sexy women in this match between koreans and italians
they can't curve a stone to save their lives
>>153411456agreed
>>153411288>>153411434Just makes me depressed. Quite a few girls were interested me but I was a socially retarded sperg back then.
>>153411462We are italian speaking nationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x1ULhaKYec
>>153411428desu this is how I felt when I met team Fujisawa in person. I was like "fuck, I should be married to you why am I not married to you">>153411416honestly I respect the love of the game to the point that you're willing to screw over Stefi just to put someone's kid in
>>153411479Italian women and not being able to use a broom, name a more iconic duo
>>153411434I have had more than one wank to a girl who was one year older than me when I was 12. She'll be nearly 40 now so it's okay, right?
>>153411456"hotter" maybe but i am literally still more attracted to stefania>>153411462w-why would she say there's a second one of her haha does she have a twin?
post cute swedish elf from the last olympic
>>153411456Yeah but she burns coal
>>153411491I remember in high school no girls would ever show the slightest interest in me until I got a gf. Then they were all over me. Women are so competitive.
this reminds me of watching starcraft back then
What a mess
>>153411432>>153411466My yellow fever loves these curling teams so much.Also someone post webbums dammit
>>153411491Approaching a 20 year dry streak anniversary if that makes it feel better.Oh nice stone
You can hear the koreans screaming across the valley, thats how you know they are serious and focused.Our girls are basically whispering and they are so afraid to actually speak their minds
>Another Yoshimura Hammer Throw>Another Choke
Mogging intensifies
Didn’t realize that Madeleine Dupont from the Danes is 38. She’s still a looker.
>"vedete qualcosa?"stefania so done
>American infightingWe're hosed
The Chinese team might be the best of Asia this time.
>>153411516she has a white boyfriend, Bongstein
>>153411495>whart part of italy are you from>malmo
>>153411553È finita
this is so entertaining for the wrong reasons lol
>>153411462>>"mmmm... secondo me..."im seethingthis completely lack of being direct, this total cowardice in speaking up or commandingi mean its completely in line with women here but i didn't expect it in an Olympic team
>>153411554they're early 30s white women from the midwest this was to be expected
>>153411559and rock hudson had a wife
BOLLOCKS
Muanto peca leamo velicemo time out
>>153411556Nice shot!
>>153411576>>153411150
Listen to the Swedish man and do what you're told.
>>153411576That's why men are more effective, the pack follow the leader and shut the fuck up
>male coachBOOOOOOOORING
>>153411599kek
>>153411599>Situation gets worse
TWO AND A HALF MINUTES DO DECIDE WHETHER TO CALL TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOST AT MIND STRENGTH
>>153411116Thats schizo posting.If there is any change its due to money. Kikes who run it, treat olimpics as any other investment not a peacefull event to gather together for glory of sportmanship. It has to print money for them. If necessary they will ruined it.
oh nonononono i was told by this herethread that shitaly are good at hockey turns out they are jj/milan kind of good
>>153411651its curling though
>>153411651curling* same thing
When did Reviewbrah troon out and take up curling for GBR?
I mean... the kpoppers are just better
>>153411651They unironically won in the hockey
>>153411123Amos was that good guy that made the team work, suppressing Stef's rage.
>>153411666our only chance at gold was in mixed, we never had any hope for all male and all female teams
>>153411651Italy won 2:5 against sweden yesterday
>>153411691the women actually qualified lol
>>153411691SIX SEVEN was in fact the score.
>>153411651The goal they scored against us after one minute will inspire thousands if not millions of young Mario's to start playing hockey.
if Rai was smart they would get the player that was removed from the team to commentate once >we're mathematically eliminated
Oof
What's that nasally voice from the us commentators?
Curling is too based on the language you're communicating in and the culture you're from.Italian is way too long-winded and not direct.Koreans and their language might be all about politeness idk but its clear they are much more cohesive in this match.
>>153411552She's been heavily used.
thats so hot
>>153411720god imagine the drama.the technical director will be fucking crucified by stefi in livestream
>first decent stone in 10 minutes
>>153411759>"tanta roba"kek
>>153411739Curling is the sport which perfectly embodies every country's race/sovl, it's very refreshing
Korean women are so cute with their untouched jaws and cheekbones :)
>>153411556>>153411597
>they're laughing I think >we might be back
this should be a moderately easy 2 for italy
we need to go back
they are laughing? their team is losing and they are laughing?
All 4 Italians on their period or what?
Is Team Japan getting coached by BWC again?
>>153411716im talking hockey right now>>153411706yeah they were bretty gud
>>153411824How about another choked stone morty?
>>153411816>>153411830>>153411834Why are you not watching your own country? Do you hate America?
>>153411830No, this is just what Italian women are like
>>153411864I only watch Asian women
>>153411834Not this timeKorea is tho
>>153411864I've got both Italy-Korea and USA-Sweden on. The Italian team is far more entertaining than the American
>>153411864Land of the free.
>>153411788where the fuck is your team
>>153411918
does this sport exist much outside of the Olympics? It genuinely seems comfy to watch
>>153411943In my country farmers play this after 12 hours plowing the field while drinking many beers.
>>153411908this + bio-engineered test tube babies + super scummy tactics (skating today)are Chinamen this shameless lol? They truly would be India thirdie tier without cheating and scum
>state propaganda channel doesn't show the denmark gamecan someone post her?
>>153411739>>153411788We were talking earlier about the olympics only working with distinct national cultures and it's funny how stereotypical everyone is. Team Korea is being short and choppy with each other, team Japan is giggling and happy-warrior'ing, and team Italy is 4 women about to fucking kill each other.
which italian is the nepo?
are we winning?
>>153411938I'm waiting for the French commentator to tell us more about the tales of the French curling worldIt's a whole mess reallyThe national championships were held in Switzerland last weekend in Genève
>>153411967Olympic athletes have been test tubes for decades.
>>153411908>Peking Ling>Marco Polonative sons
>>153411984Yep and we're not coming back
>>153412001of course
>>153411984Not really
>>153411967>bio-engineered test tube babiesReminder that there was some cosmic mix-up and China got the billionaire supermodel entrepreneur Stanford Chinese woman conceived in the US while the US got the genetically engineered super-soldier figure skating test tube baby IVF'd in China.
Come one Italians I believe in you
COREY CAMEO
sentire le chiacchiere da parte delle italiane mi fa mancare vivere nel belpaese
>>153412023
>>153412033why do they look like the hero and the villain in a sports movie set in California
>>153412042why is he not in the man group?
>>153412043bon journo
im watching snowboard kindo instead of this slurp fest ITS SNOWING
>>153412068that's pretty much what's happening
GB women aren't as good as the men, might struggle finishing in the top 4.
>>153412033yjk shes a total bitch to be around with
>>153412043torna a casa uomo obeso.
Who ate all the pies?
>>153412043>>153412043
Hasselborg doesn't age.
>>153412092xgames fucking suck gtfo
>>153412125La creatura...
Post the Italian broad
>>153412109Oh, yeah, she's probably an awful person. But when you're literally part of the top 0.01% of humanity, I get it. Like, imagine being objectively better than virtually everyone you interact with. Must be frustrating; I can't begrudge her being awful.
>>153412125Holy fuck, in awe
>>153412125don't carelooks like she does bum stufflove her
>>153412113sono a casa>>153412125oh my
>>153412075He got silver.
>>153412125meat pie is that good
>>153412125For those power shots.
in italy even the ugly women are hot
>>153411559>Bongsteinkek
>>153412125Fairest English rose
>>153412146Fact checked for misuse of racist internet linguo. She is in fact very suitable racially despite her chubbyness.
>>153412125propa bri'ish slag
>>153412125smurfette without the makeup
>>153412125Future wife
>>153412161so did the girl and shes curling right now
>>153412199I dont know how they put the doubles teams together but hes not part of the male team, The male team has been together for years for the most part.
>it's that time where CBC pulls the plug
>>153412125OI YEW
>>153412197
>>153412125rose status?
>>153412153>>153412154>>153412187>>153412192Its people like you that are the reason why hypergamy exists. These bitches should be invisible above a certain weight
I can't handle Daria commentating USA vs Denmark
Why is the Italian girl twitching?
>>153412227would
quite surprised how sophisticated the simping here is
>>153412125Peak Scottish physique right there, oooft
>>153412125Greggs delivery inbound
>>153412151yeah but she got that extra bitchy look on her face. Most athletes look quite sympathetic but she has those soulless eyes. If she wasnt an athlete she would still find a way to be a giga bitch
>>153412232Just jesting my dude, I've never seen so many ugly people as when I went to londonistan 10 years ago
>>153412125Bet she would make you a cracking Sunday roast. Also looks abit like she would let off massive farts without shame. It’s a tough one
>>153412156>MAGA dio cane bastardo
>>153412246lot of returns from 2022 we've been boiling over for years now
>>153412227>eowynwe eat the nazgul
>>153412260Did you go to South Italy?
>>153412043>Tu voi fa' l'americano>Ma sei nato in Italy
how did they fuck that up?
it's over italian-bros
the bratty italian girl is hotter than cuckstintini
that korean screaming is music to my ears
>>153412235stims are hitting hard
Eve was great but I miss Anna bros
korea will score 50 points
>>153412125Dont hate lad we have one of the better looking teams
steffi nooo>hanno giocato beneit's over
Stefania disaster
>>153412344È firnuta
Stefani4
gosu
>>153412216Male corey is corey's slave. They go to the same curling club so she brought him along.
>>153412187Scottish thistle.
Did they just shout "Korea"?
they threw the game
>CBC showing a CGI replay of what we literally just watched happen irl>>153412379They learned it from us.
>>153412283Yes actually, to Sicily
>>153412379yes indeed they did
are they already eliminated or a miracle run winning every remaining match would be enough?
>>153412379Problematic they didnt specify which Korea tbqh
the denmark cutie just fucked up bad
>open stream>losing 7-1
>>153412405it's not over. there are 10 teams and it's round robin elimination. the top 4 advance.
>>153412379The US vs Korea match earlier was great.>U S A U S A>KO RE YA KO RE YA
it's so over itabros...
>>153412342Jen is the best
>>153412477so a miracle run then
>>153412479Oh nice lol, I missed all the matches today sadly, will check out the replay
China pulls out the big strap on.
last WC standings
I just wanted to say while I still can and while we're all still here that I love you guys and love spending every Olympics with you all since 2010.I don't know if you guys share usernames or whatever, but I'm always open for it.
What a trainwreck
>>153412634>>153412641Korea are pretty good.
>>153412640my username is "Anonymous"
There's more direct communication in my team of shy asocial autistic devops than this curling team
>>153412125Is she pinching one off?
please Italy, overcome these screeching bugs
>>153412634good indicator
>>153412664We're missing easy shots though
>>153412640we will witness the apocalypse comfy
>>153412634here's how the Turkish team looks like if you were wondering
>Getting pummeled by Worst KoreaAre we seeing the wops catch the same disease the Brits did in mixed doubles but right from the start?
>>153412770my Italian queens...
>>153412640likewise
>>153412770Pretty good. Shame they're not here.
>>153412640my username is "AnimeGoonerFBIHoneyPot1488"
>>153412770ToT
>>153412810I dont think the Italian team was expected to do much compared to the English team in the doubles.
>>153412640>since 2010I'm a 2012 newflags
>>153412770Imagine the jannissaries seed flowing in them
>>153412723The cameraman just missed an easy shot on the italian brushing
How will Denmark manage to lose this challenge
>HARDbest sport
>>153412946LMAO
>>153412640wiiztec been an olympic /sp/ tourist since london
It's not over for Italy yet!
It's over
Curling... the beautiful game...
>>153413041>>153413066So which one is it?
How did we end up with 4 guards in one place?
>>153413086Retardedness
>>153413084>weneed a steal of 5. easy
>>153412985I tried my best to clip that failed Halse shot but my shite players wont let me do it this timeWill be very sad if Japan comes back
Korea is the most normal looking of the Asian teams.
Kwab?
Wait... Italy conceded AGAIN??
>>153413178they got destroyed
>>153413178Stefania was cold and just wanted to go home.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD
>>153413132big eyed golluminas do it for me
The Italian cutie might be cooked in the women only
>>153413178they should've done it the previous end tb h
>>153413195you guys are always so loud
Damn Japan with the comeback
uhhh knochenhauer kind of has a wagon did we know this?
>>153413195I switched from Italy and that was the first thing I heard.
Not bad Denmark!
>>153413178they need to sub in amos in drag
>>153413330>they need to sub in amos in dragor just have him as a coachor just someone for Stefi to yell at
It's over.
Naisu
Disaster pending here for bongland
>>153412770good lord
Jennifer Dodds is always content no matter what happens
Stefani cuckitini
china is kinda based
Great shots everywhereHopefully now no one pretends mixed doubles is betterMatches would already be over for a long while anyway
who is the tall Chinese girl with the porcelain skin, she looks like she belongs in a Zhang Yimou movie
>>153412770I'm going to google curling [my city] from 100000 different devices until they notice and set up a curling venue and then I'm going to be the only guy there and everything will be great for me
Just two more 2s!
I want to cuddle and wife Loco Solare but I want the women on this team to fucking hit me.
>>153413567life is fucking hard(er)
Might be good luck for gb
DENMARK why don't you take 2 here omgI feel bad for the next end
Need to steal a 2 then.
Need a worldie here from Morrison
China is... number 1
china with the hammerits over
>>153413512just one guy sadly chucking stones back and forth lol
>>153413755Yes until my secret privately funded internet advertising campaign targeting women only
WTF theyre literally laughing at us
>DupontDamn, I remember when she was a young spry newbie, now she's 34
Might be over
Why have we done that
who won SWE-USA?
who's the hottest team
>>153413880It's still on
>>153413799"Why is that sweaty man curling alone at this lesbian bar?"
>>153413880still going 10th end6-4 for SWE but hammer for USA
>>153412640>Life is a gift, Life is happiness!>Spends a good portion of his life in dark gambling dens gambling away all his money
Denmark please do not lose this.
>>153413810God I love how ruthless Chinese women look.
>>153413892there is something about the chinese screaming harder
>>153413965total yellow fever victory
Making babies with Jiang
are my eyes cappin or do the japs got a dude on there team
its so over
>>153414113yea fuck this shit
Americans not watching their own country play pisses me off so much. Unpatriotic cunts.
>>153414113do canada and use CBC gemor uk and use BBC
>>153414113nrk only has the norway games anyway, hbo max has the rights for everything else.
This game literally could not be more over and yet we continue
>>153414149>>153414191Scratch that I changed IP's and it works
>>153414185USA-Latvia is on
>>153414216Nice, someone said NRK was the best and I like listening to Norwegian so wanted to try it out. ZDF is pretty good though
CHYNA NUMBA WAN
Brits you had that game
>>153414185I prefer Asian women
why so many rounds with 0 points?
>>153414254glasses lady looks like a Puffmutter
>>153414286if you 'blank' it at the end you get the hammer advantage (blanking means having the field clear of any stones)
CAM ON DENMARKEXTRA END WITH HAMMER
we are doomed
>>153414368yeah its over
Time out USA Last shot in regulation lets see
>>153414185I was watching until we started losing
no stream for Japan Denmark..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I knew it was over but bruh wtf was that
>>153414379corr lovely ladies
It's coming home.
behead all of our curling teams, they apparently don't know how to play, fucking atrocious
The brunette Danish girl is cute
>>153414500well that happens when you funnel all your money into ape hoop and nfl
>>153414545was just about to post thatthere's another dane who's alright as well
i dont remember mixed doubles games lasting this muchthis game took almost 3 hours
>>153414500We've always been kinda shit at curling. Its why Schuster's gold was so surprising.
>>153414545also the Japanese girl with the highlights
>>153414500ASIAN DOMINATION!
>>153414593less stonesless endsless playersless sweepingless stratsless entertainment
>>153414599we could have had gold in doubles if the bitch, who is also on the women's team, didn't have a fetish for just throwing stones down the field at full speed like a retard
>>153414613Japan won?
Where can I even see the standings?
>>153414661nope here is how its looking
what is wrong with this general? why dont you guys bake?
if the guards are up does that create any special rules or does it just block a single path for the curlers? confused why they're setting up guards only to have it peeled 5x in a row instead of going around. I know there's some late game strats going on but I can't tell
>>153414659The guy was the choker, don't make things up.
>>153414688what is wrong with (you)?
>>153414688bake what?
>>153414688The game's almost over
>>153414455https://olympicstreams.co/curling-women-s-round-robin-denmark-vs-japan-live-stream/1/
>>153414713she screamed "let it run" and he listened because he trusted his teammate
>>153414746Bread
>>1534146862/3 aint too bad
yesssssss
>>153414688Relax still page 5.
>>153414758and we could be half way through the next thread already
Might be over for Japan
>>153414768thanks man
Did the US win vs Sweden?
GGsCute celebration :)
>>153414878yes, they sure did buddy
>3 (THREE)shippai desu
>>153414878of course not
GGs Japan they were down by 3 at one point so to push for the extra was good >>153414878nope we lost
>>153414666
>>153414993GULDEXTRA
>>153414993needs more nations
>>15341509910's a nice round number. Maybe they can add an extra 2 nations.
>>153414993How many teams advance?
>>1534158224 picrel: 2022 scenario which involved DSC
>>153415901>Most championship events decide who gets the pick of last rock (the hammer) with a last stone draw (LSD). At the end of each team's practice period, two different players throw draw shots - one clockwise and one counter-clockwise. An official measures the distance of each rock to the pin and adds the radius of the rock of 14.2 cm. If the rock covers the pin, two measurements from the edge of the four-foot circle and a formula determine the distance. If the rock misses the house, the measurement is capped at 199.6 cm, the radius of the 12-foot circle. The sum of the two LSDs for that end determine who gets the hammer. If there is a tie, the lower LSD of all four shots - two by each team - gets the hammer. The LSD rotates among the players so that at the end of the tournament, the number of clockwise (cw) and counterclockwise (ccw) throws are equal amount the players.>The average LSD for a team is its Draw Shot Challenge (DSC). When computing the average, the highest LSD - or highest two if there are eleven or more LSDs - is discarded before computing the average.>Other factors being equal, this can determine seeding within playoffs. For example, if there were three teams tied for first place, the two teams with the highest DSCs would play, then the winner would play the team with the lowest DSC.
>>153415901dick size computations? srsly what’s that number?
>>153415935And in the end, GB and Japan which barely qualified were the two teams participating in the gold medal gameCurling offers great scenarios!
>>153415935>curling in Chinese is 冰壶>literally "ICE JAR"fucking China
>>153412125I bet she was mad cute as a skinny lass.
>>153412196fucking lol
