Women's 5000mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/w/5000m-------------/fnl-/000100--/race-result
Ready for Italian dopagekino
RIGGED ICE>RIGGED ICERIGGED ICE>RIGGED ICE>gimi
speedskating enjoyer with names to watchfavorites: Lollobrigida, Wiklund, Conijnoutsiders: Groenewoud, Weidemannwouldn't have bet on Lollo before these olympics but her skate on the 3k was so good that she's a favorite nowConijn is a funny skater who is either brilliant or nothingSablikova is a living legend but she's been sick all Olympics so don't expect anythingConijn is
>>153407251idk how I fucked up that post at the end kek
>5000mHow many runs before the ice gets resurfaced?
the kazakh lass is pretty to me
>>1534073213, honestly I don't think it's very justified but hey it's common to have a resurface half way through
>>153407320how do the coaches not jjust have an erection nonstop
>>153407243the ice has magnets n shiet
that chink better not fuck us over
>>153407251>favorites: Lollobrigida, Wiklund, ConijnItalian MILF vs. Team Brunost vs. Team Stroopwafel
Kok in this?
>>153407373team pursuit starts saturday i think
>>153407392Conijn a cute
>>153407390hell no this is 5x too long for her, she skates on sunday
Go on Wiklund, empty that inhaler!
>>153407392>me in the back
>>153407200Is 5k the vomit event?
The Dutch men were cuter
>>153407373Comicale
This is kinda boring
>>153407251do you work for televisions? Our commentators said what you wrote word for word more or less lol
>>153407384good morning, I love womenlove to Kazakhstan
>>153407460no I just like watching this sport
>>153407455Dumb tiktok zoomer
Long distance is BORING
>>153407474does the full season get broadcast on tv there?
>>153407440both sexes have nice asses in this sport
i woud
Zueva got a fat cameltoe
wheeeeee
>>153407518yes, every world cup and national event
>>153407527hag :(
>>153407373>Wait, how do I skate? Oh no, I'm already at the Olympics!
>>153407405>too long for kok
>>15340752727 years old, huh.
>>153407545comfy I really enjoy this one every olympics
>>153407373
1000m is so much more fun to watch than this snoozefest
slow leaf
>>153407526Yep, spotted. Panties ruin the performance.
perflat..
>>153407560The Dutch olympiq qualifiers over the holidays just before the olympics are peak comfy. For viewers at least, the athletes are stressed out of their mind, possibly even more than they are for this.
>>153407704Weidemann my lankfu :3
Femke Cock is very attractive to me, she kinda looks like Audrey Hepburn
>>153407540locked in
In the team pursuit they start them on opposite sides, right? So it's like the velodrome race?Kinda Remember that being great fun.
why don't the others use ropes
All these athletes skate so effortlessly. I'd be falling flat on my ass.
fuck bros... you will never get crushed by those juicy quads
>>153407781are milk crates allowed
More like Olympic SNEED skating
Jasch is sooo flat
She's so flat she's perfect omg
>>153407847Her dump truck ain’t
>>153407796y-you don't know that!
>>153407852what happens here
Ok, I get your sport now.
>>153407867what sport is this
what country is AIN? Is that the unofficial Russian team?
>>153407847
>>153407903neutral athletes yeah, zueva is belarussian
>>153407903Russia and White Russia mostly
>>153407908>nasal doping
>>153407996She looks like my sister
czechia has a virus is she going to shit herself on the ice
>>153407867Doesn't quite hit the same after >>>/wsg/6091124
>>153408046Kek that’d be so funny if you posted pics of her here…imagine
>>153408047we can only hope
>>153407996tfw no slav athlete gfwhat is the meaning of life bros
DANCE PARTY BITCHES!
goddamn groenewouds face is painted in freckles
>>153407996she cute
You now remember Irene Schouten
>>153408072I mean her ugly featuresI once did a face swap of her with my 80 year old Polish great-aunt and one could barely tell the difference
feet gore
Gonna need a webm of that blade protector lick, STAT
Imagine your name being "blackbird rabbit" and all you do is skate, lmao.
>>153408185
ES UN REEBOK OR NIKE
chick in yellow looks like a cop in a retro-80s futuristic movie.
>>153408195Me on the left
ITALIAN MILF BRO'S IT'S ALMOST TIME
>>153408212>>153408195Why is that man so fat?
>>153408182is that fungus on her toe
>>153408195Haha his shirt says EAT if you look at it right
today, I am italian
>>153408249god i hope so
>>153408195Bitch knew what she was doing
CONE DOWN CONE DOWN
>>153408291YEOWWWWWWWCH
Why are the Dutch so good at skating fast?
>>153408291Last things your balls see haha
>>153408291Imagine if that was your penis h-haha
>>153408279That’s a wife and mother, anon. Have some respect.
>>153408322it's unironically their national sport
>>153408322They got psyopped into it by The Silver Skates
kino race
>>153408322We like women with big thighs and shapely butt's
Conijn won it all
>Tas didn't use her arms at allkwab
>>153408364why is suzanne not in every event
>>153408322it's one of the few winter sports you can do without inclines, plus they tend to be big and strong which translated well to speed skating. From what I recall they are very good at speed cycling as well
>>153407200CONIJN WOOHOO
>>153408394Pas normal
Wiklund has that praying mantis stance
Italy are gonna activate the ice rigging machine again when Lollobrigida goes on arent they
Is this the last heat?
>Isabelle Weidemann>Height: 1,88mH-h-hot
>the chad Nord vs. the virgin Leaf
>shes clearly holding an invisible pencilkek
>>153408392fuck yo camera
>>153408421she can behead me
>>153407460Maybe the commentators are reading /sp/ between races?
>>153408427Hopefully, yes
Wiklund's arm swing is adorable. Looks like she's creeping up on someone.
>the state of the leaf
>>153408428No, it's not the last pairing and there are no heats
>>153408429>wideman>tall woman
>>153408449Kek, couldn't have described it any better
>>153408415Classic Nordic phenotype
>>153408322they invented it
I'll have to comfort Weidmann after this tough loss
>>153408466Ok, then how many pairings are left?
Norsk makt
The Leaf's coach looks like a homeless man that just wandered into the arena and started screaming at her. kek
>>1534084891 more after this
This norwegian looks like a witch when she has only 1 hand behind her back. Its very creepy.
damn
KWAB
CHOKE
>NOWAY
classic ragne final lap
CONIJNBROSSSSSSSSSSSS
>7 hundredths of a second
>>153408478WHAT DID YOU DO?
ITALY ACTIVATED THE ICE RIGGING MACHINE TO STOP NORWAY
>>153408427ICE RIGGING, ACTIVATE
>losing more than 2 seconds on the final lapyikes
>>153408519Looks like she's precisely measuring something between her index and her thumb.
my rabbitfu has a metal :DD
Poor flat Tas
Do skaters end up with unbalanced arms from always having their left arm tucked behind their back?
>>153408576Looks like she's creeping around to snatch children to put in her cauldron
inhaler status?
watch Italy rig the fuck out of this
duel of the milfs
ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gwan hags!!!
ITALY SAMA
>>153408602Where's Jutta?
the rig is in
>>153408602When she sees my cock
>>153408619She competes in the short distances
>>153408473Why can't they get drones to give us shots like this
Norway would've got an easy win if the Leaf wasn't useless. Didn't have a single steal so had to do the entire thing as an individual time trial.
>>153408322Ton of rivers to do it
ITALY HAVE RIGGED THE ICE AGAIN
>>153408639Woke mind virus
>>153408413always funny to see the difference between sprinters and endurance athletes
When Merel Conijn is too old to be an athlete any more, she should become a country singer, so she can be Merel Haggard XDDDDI posted this in the wrong thread at first so I hope you like it ;_;
>>153408621Protect that smile!
>>153408646Unfortunately we had very few freezes in the past 30 years. I haven't skated myself in sooo long.
If Wiklund didn't have a shitter to race against that didn't give her one single draft, she woulda snatched those 7 hundreths easy, not copium, it's pure science
MAMA MIA SHE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN
Why don't they all race together? I want to see some collisions.
Lollo is fighting the ice by the looks of it, not going very smooth
>>153408602Basedjak
>>153408682should be a 5km straight and they all go at once desu
Crowd buff would go so fucking hard right now
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGED
CHECK THE ICE
Our commentators said that the Italian ice skater Francesca Lollobrigida is indeed related to legendary 1960s Italian actress Gina Lollobrigida. That's so cool!
shes losing it
SHE'S FADING
I'm literally shaking
AHHHHH SHE'S LOSING TIME
>>153408627she's just like me
she's juiced out of her mind
Holy shit
holy fuck
>>153407200RIGGED
HOLY FUCK SHE DID IT
WTF
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
ITALIA MILFFFF
kino as fuck desu senpai
THAT LAST LAPMY FUCKING HEART JESUS CHRIST
SHE'S SLOWING, DEPLOY THE LIQUID NITROGEN
What a race, pfewww
ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA
LOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLO
HOLY RIGGED BATMAN
BUTT
LollobRIGGida
rigged rigged rigged rigged
>neverlands
she booked it on the last straight
no OR? what a bunch of losers
incredible
BRAVISSIMO
Nederlands.. 1 Gold thus far in sneedskate.. im curious...
>ITA competitor about to finish>entire arena tilts slightly downhillgetting suspicious
Hagbros... we won
I kneel for older italian women
Dutchbros...
That sucks for the Belgian girl, 0.3 seconds off the leader and no medal is crazy for the 5k
Well well well
Post-prime hag doing the unbelievable on home soil yet again. She's not frauding though, she'll be even faster after two more children and at age 45!
>>153408799I hope all skaters become pregnant now and profit from the mommy powers.
She was gassed at the end there Italian hags can get it
ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMEDITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED>ITALY IS WHITE CONFIRMED
atleast the evil dutchies didnt win
>>153408682There should be mass start event too when that happens
>>153408824Only wada can stop >us
milf goat
>oranges
>the chud song
>>153408840Go choke on your asthma inhaler
That Dutch coach reaction kek
>Jutta Leerdam is going to be the only Dutch gold medallist in the long trackKEK
AUSLÄNDER RAUS
COLONIZZATO is the new GEKOLONISEERD
i love italian adult woman so much
In awe of Italian ice in these Olympics >>153408811I'll give her a shoulder to cry
pregnancy doping
Why are they playing the neo-nazi song
beLgium
>>153408862Ok buddy, time for your meds
dopage
>finish 0.3s behind gold>don't get a medal KWAB
>>153408881Reminds me of that Finnish runner from last summer olympics
>>153408898>>153408881
>>153408844if you are tilting the whole ice with hydraulics underneath the ice (LIKE YOU ARE DOING). That is nothing with doping
>>153408881just nie
>>153408898All these women's time difference fit between Stolz and De Boo on the 1000m (Men) last night. Crazy stuff
>She's fading>The clock disappears>Clock reappears with her winning by 0.000010 secondsYeah, seems legit.
>>153408881not cute enough for podium :(
difference between 1st and 4th smaller than 1st and 2nd yesterday in the 1000m men
Everybody forgot the Czech girl was even in the race. kek
>>153408881She must HATE Italia in this instant
>>153408885Cute and flat :3
>>153408881:(
>>153408906why do they all do this?
BELLA BELLA BELLA
it's getting a bit too obvious, italy
>Jake Pauls gf is the only dutchie to win a gold in speed skating this olympicDidn't the dutchies talk smack about her for 12 months straight?
>>153408796>>153408911nobody suspected a thing when we announced that the event would be held in Prezzemolo's house
>>153408926the "Czech girl" in questionI'm sure she'll be fine
>>153408973I still talk smack about her tho
>>153408829is this basically legal dopping?
>>153408973she needed youtube-american seed to win
MOMMY POWER
Italy will be leading the medal table if Germany chokes it again
>>153408981kek
>judge deflating scores and then heavily inflating her country's score in ice dancing yesterday to get France an undeserved gold>cheating italians and their roided hag of an athlete in speed skating (again)What next?
>>153409000>tfw you will never sit in her lap
>>153409000nice digits but we have to normalise beating kids again
>>153408958we rigged every single race in this olympic, it was over even before the start
>>153409000>thinking you can make an Italian woman shut upYou've got a lot to learn kid
Kek imagine being a dutch right now
>6 goldsfucking HOW
going to order pizza with extra pineapple tonight
>>153408885Is that a hot favourite for some event? Double checked that I didn't miss a winner.My understanding is the Dutch media were all salty with her prior to the games, her being a diva, etc. If she ends up being the only winner from the national sport that'll be a fair bit of humble pie.
looks like swampnigga tears are back on the menu boys.
>>153409009Uh oh meltie
To be fair, the medalists all look like they could be related.
>>153409051we won same amount of gold medals last winter olympics lol
>>153409066Femke Kok is basically a lock
>>1534090511 more and it's Lillehammer 1994 all over again
>>153409073
>>153409009next? your olympic medal in alpine seething LOL
>>153409000And toddlers dare complain when they get their ass beaten...
What if the Italos deliberately activated the Ice Rigging machine to help Jake Pauls gf win the only dutchie gold medal just to spite the dutchies even more?
Don't worry dutchies, you can rig all the sneed skating golds when you'll host the winter olympics
>>153409083Italy is a black country, we have nothing in common with those honekys.
these bucket hat award-presenters look like mafiainterdasting
>>153409009WAT NOU
Just threw the TV out the window before the Fr*t*ll* d'*t*li* starts
>>153409095In a different event or inheriting Jutta's gold when the drug tests come back?
>>153409137based and KWABpilled
>>153409144500m on sunday, femke won everything and broke the wr earlier this seasonif she doesn't win you will see some seethe I promise
>>153409000A clip to trigger a million twitter and reddittards
conijn a cute
>>153409120Poor flattie was robbed ):
how long before dutchies lodge an official protest
wow, the mid-table nobody won again.. at home.. in the olympics..
>2 golds this HOT MUCLE MOMMY just won a literal half a MILLION euros to be payed directly with my taxes, HELL YEAH
>>153409191they're already filling it as the anthem plays
Will this thread also be for the short track on in a few hours?
>>153409161Didn't your other femke bottled it at the summer Olympics?
>>153409204But it was worth it for the netherseeth
>>153409119wat nou
>>153409226She didn't bottle it perse, it's just that the amerimutt roidmonkey beat her
imagine getting mogged by a random olympics employee, sheesh.
>>153409226she was never the favorite over sydneyshe bottled a silver trying to keep up with sydneybut also crushed it in the mixed relay
>>153409227I would pay ten millions more if it meant more delicious nethersneed…
>>153409227totally kek
>>153409208think its usually split
>>153409236lmao, make it happenIt would be humiliating for France
>>153409236BASED, can’t wait to see the scenic dutch mountains and vertiginous dutch slopes
>>153409236It's going to be turin lil bro
>>153409331
That was kino. Gold and silver have lovely smiles and bronze was all serious but cute so a nice result
>>153409368this would make for a perfect downhill track for Lindsey Vonn
>>153409331we'll create huge dune mountains>>153409359just so you guys can cheat again? i don't think so
>>153409236Can't wait for the opening ceremony where Max Verstappen drives a green Opel Manta onto the stage
>>153409359Once the IOD discovers the hydraulics underneath the ice, no way you're getting to host sneedskating events ever again
>>153408139eww
>>153409368>cmThis is tongue in cheek, yeah?
>>1534093684800 cm is fucking hilarious actually, topkek
>>153409073wait until eurobonds passes, that will be the real tears
>>153408863Always count on chuds to turn a song sung by a black immigrant with pitch shifted vocals to sound like a women into an anti-woke song
>>153409423>>153409441Already savoring your seethe
>>153409319Didn't it cross your mind that if we don't have a rink it's because we don't give a flying fuck ?
>>153409505>imagine if we cared
>>153409441Giorgia will tikkie your gubermint for our advanced cheat machines, we were kind enough to let you have the silver after all.
>>153409505you do realize that, if you save some pennies by not building the necessary infrastructure, you would essentially turn "your" olympics into "shared" olympics with whatever country will offer those venues, right
>>153409530Tell me about Braun, why does she wear the mask?
You know, the thing I like most about this sport is looking at the competitor's sexy bodies in skintight bodysuits, anyone else?
>>153409505gold medal in cope and sneed will always be French
>>153409428in reverse
>>153409561To prevent her lips from drying out so she can suck my penor all night long (allegedly)
>>153409565now that's just crazy talk, I'm afraid it's only you buddy
>>153409565myself I like to conceptualize the aroma
>>153409565Flatties in skint tight suits :d
>>153409549We (the people) didn't want them in the first place but the real topic is that we really don't want to spend a centime on infrastructures after the Paris games, let alone for sports that no one, and I mean zero people, practise. We're in the red and everyone knows it. I can assure you you won't find a single person affected by this delocalisation, on the contrary it's a relief (for the few people aware of this news).
>polACK
when does my italian mommy go on?
>>153409980You missed the show habibi
Damn that's brutal to miss a medal completely when you're 0.3s off gold over 5000m.
what the fuck are those glasses
>Two golds for Netherlands in minutesOof
>>153409464corr would spunk in her face>>153409530phwoar would luv to glaze wun of these outfits
>>153408291>>153408392Why wasn't this a DQ? Commentary said you aren't allowed to touch any of the pucks/cameras.
looking forwards to more SNEEDSKATING
>>153408139dios mio
>thread is just coomers fapping to females dressed in tights.
Oh nice. Apparently they're already rigging it against our guy. He was going to race 10k against the Italian favourite so he would have had a great pair to push him, but I just heard they're reshuffling pairs again....#StopTheRig
>>153421232not tight enough, the microbikini underneath should be showing an outline
>why is suz not on short trackyeah i have no idea why she abandoned short trackcheck previous thread for webms (all webms are with crashes)
L O L L OOLLO
>>153421625unlike refskate shorttrack, you just need to skate faster here.no PENAL to blame
>>153422562have you not seen last men's races?
>>153422578just skate faster bro
>>153422598they did, but their opponents didn't and made them crash
mens 10000m starting soon
I'm already preparing to cry myself to sleep today
>>153425664We're using this thread?
Is there any more short track? That shit yesterday was wild.
>>153425795might aswell
>>153425812not today they do one day on one day off
Danes can skate?
>>153425852You sure he's not one of yours?
The voice on this coach
>>153425871>Viktor Hald ThorupPretty sure yeah, it's not like that "Canadian" Ted-Jan Bloemen
Denm-ACK
kwab
>>153425852I guess not
Imagine fucking them in the ass no homo
He's gonna puke, he ate too much pasta
Italians are rigging the food
>Get told the day of that you're going to compete in the longest skating event at the OlympicsWas always going to be a disaster.
dane is sick, vomited before start. Some of the team surrounding the norwegian skaters have it too. Something going around in the olympic village. too much orgies?
>>153426016that's what happens when you chug too much cum
Well, surely Ghiotto got us
wow this is BORING
>>153426076You have to go back to Tiktok
>>153426076zoomers
>>153426076Need to have two skaters pushing each other and also the time splits from earlier races.The last few pairs will be fun.
my heart is already racing....
Who are the favorites here? Other than the Norsk who won the 5000.
>>153426239Mystique Rot. nbc
>>153426239Ghiotto probably
Was reminded of the 1500m in swimming watching this.>Skating: 10,000m in 12:25>Swimming: 1,500m in 14:30>Skaters cover 7.77m in the time a swimmer covers 1mReally thought it would be a lot more.
Władek pleasei beg you
he was supposed to race with giottothat would have been a great race...fucking dumb burger withdrawal ruined everything
>>153426289Now compare it to 10k swimming
>>153426330It's time to press the anti-Polak button
I'll be surprised if the pole can keep this up
Why are his lips so plumped up?
>>153426379Jutta strats.
>the pole is a russian
>>153426427shhhhhhe's proud polish seedpure patriot and hussarianhe will sing polish anthem
>>153426427They made him sign a document condemning the Russian invasion before they allowed him to wear their colours kek
Why are the speed skaters all sick? First Sablíkova now a bunch of others vomiting all over the place. Was it the calzones?
>>153407200CAMON BUNT
semirunny is semi running very well
U KUNT BUNT
>>153426481Norovirus epidemic at olympics
>>153426481Italians poisoned the tiramisu
it would have been better if he didn't race against some shitternow i'm worried
>Van de Blunt
How many racers are left? Does the "Polish" guy have a chance to medal with that time?
>>1534265333 more races and yes
>>153426533Some real heavy hitters still have to go, the "Pole" might get a bronze
>>153426533its basically 50/50 imo
>>15342653312:39 is not that crazy
>>153426590i feel like this ice is shit for long distancesprinters were making good times, but there was no record breaking yesterday either
>Nields van der Poel>represents Sweden Glitch in the matrix type shit
Is Bergsma any chance or have the Netherlands failed again?
>>153426626sweden is the king of mercenaries during summer
>>153426674We haven't been up there in the 5k and 10k for a couple of years now. Hardly a failure.
>>153426674not a single dutchman expects a medal here
>>153426689>>153426701Isn't it your national sport?
>eurotrash edm dance party Never change euros.
>showing triple NL medals from sochioh how the mighty have fallen
>>153426679He was born in sweden and works in the swedish military, i wouldnt call him a mercenary, duplo on the other hand
>>153426723Are Ethiopians dissapointed when they don't win 100m sprint trophies but do grab the marathon?
>>153426723That's korfball
they're changing the ice right nowcracked the slow one and are pulling the fast one nowthose bastards
>>153426626>>153426679His Grandfather is Dutch
>>1534267541991... the year of shame...
>>153426754korfhoop is so weird
>>153426481Inter Doping got them acting goofy
>>153426737Are you trying to say you're a short track nation?
dutch bros, why so few skating golds?>shorttrack doesn't count
>>153426814Er is een serieus probleem
>even the american commentators are wearing the Bergsma mulletKino
>>153426737>>153426792>wwww-we don't even care about this sport anyway
>Dutchman with a mullet
What’s the story behind the Dutch and the colour orange?
>>153426427>>153426533>russian>wins medal for poland>money for medal and retirement incomeisnt it funny? i just hope they dont import actual africans for medal farming (tbf, africans at olympics (summer olympics) are shit without steroids, but our fantastic authorities dont know and dont care, they are importing them)
>>153426814We cant do real sneedskate anymore.We lost our mojo.
>>153426836Nobody is saying we don't care, we're just not very good at it right now>>153426845https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Orange-Nassau
>>153426840fuck you man I have a Vokuhila
it's so over....
>>153426826wat nou
>>153426857stop being reasonable, that's not funny :(
so many people trying to bait netherseethe but you can't do that on this distance, there's zero expectation
>>153426840Cut him slack, Jorrit Bergsma is 40 years old and still decent at long distance
yeah, it's over, they fixed the ice
>>153426914>they fixed the icemany such cases
it's not going great
This man is going to keep coaching until he's 90 kek
>>153426947trust the rig, he's going to open his jetpack in a couple of turns
mommy is in the audience
HERE IT CUMMMMMMMMS
yea, he's not losing any strenght and is going to go faster in a momentfuck
Ghiotto's having some very sloppy corners
unc still got it
no shit ghiotto loses to our geriatric skater
just crash into each other pls
UNC'D
netherwin, plot twist
Bruh he just started pullinmg away
>40 years old...fuck
THIS IS FUCKEDCHECK HIS PISS
based bergsma
>>153426997t. Most sportmanlike Pole
FUCK YOU
WE GAAN!
oh thank godbut some other bastard is going to beat us because they fixed the ice
Jorrit Bergsma ouwe lul
good effort but jilek and eitrem will go under this time
The aerodynamic penalty of that bulge cost him gold desu.
>>153407200Based milleniboomer
>>153427031CRASHING THIS RACE
imagine how much faster he would have been if he'd shave his headthat's easily 4 kilos less
Dutch pipo are weird looking
this is ghiotto's worst 10k since the last olympics kek
>>153427015tastes normal
>ted can blowmen
Boomer 2 is up
it must be nervewrecking to have to sit there and observe every other guy hoping they dont beat your time and you cant even do anything about itwhen someone has good time you can at least use it as motivation to pump yourself up since you know you can do something now its all out of your hands
>>153427072He's not dutch, he's frisian.
>>153427073very disappointing, our commentators hyped him up for days, world record and all
>>153427072
>Poland's best athlete is a Russian
władek said that he was shooting for OR and had the correct pace in the practice but the ice was slow
yeah, eitrem and jilek have itbut we can still get bronze at least
>>153427105rigged Italian ice strikes again
>>153427077He's already 7 seconds behind. It's sooo over.
>>153407200GET FUCKED ITALRIGGITIANS
>>153427135enjoy the bronze
>>153427081yes, and a good director will try to capture that drama for tv
any one of you know any voodoo?asking for a friend
oh lawd he coming
>>153427174Incredibly American post
Happening
tfw i hate czechs now
czechmate
>>153427162not likely because eitrem comes after this
PolACK
Unc finna get lapped
told you they fixed the icetried to help the italian but he fucked it himself and now jilek used it to win
czech em
>no olympic/world recordpathetic desu
>>153427181czechhunter.com has lot of tricks on how to punish misbehaving Czechs
Holy shit this guys bananas
>>153427210sorry the czechs paid more
Go on Ted you can do it!
>>153427216ice is slow today the italians derigged it
>Leaf avoided being rakedBummer.
one woman talking about the olympics but not gold a few minutes ago
>>153427221should'nt have clicked that...
>>153427237Frère what?
>>153427237but not directly commenting that sport*
carlos fucked up
Eitrem does the same goofy thing with his arms as Ragne
this is so unfairthe only bastards that are actually riding together to help each otherfml
frog opening fast
>Already taking 30s per lapit's over
>Poland isn't even going to medalRIP
Fat cameltoe on that french skater on the start line
>>153427277to be fair, our italian wouldn't have helped you at all lol
>>153427293It's called a mooseknuckle when it's a dude
Fuck Norgay and their fake asthma
>>153427277You normally would have raced with Ghiotto I think, he wouldn't have been much use today
>>153427308invest in superior inhaler technology
>>153427308You're not even in the competition and you're still seething.
>>153427320to be fair, seething at norgay is sweden's national sport
>>153427277Ragne got no help whatsoever on the and 5000m from Weidemann and lost the race by 0.17 secondsDrafting alone would've easily saved her that timeThat's just a part of the sport
Loubineaud strikes me as a fun dude to hang around with
Norgay bros...
>>153427299thank you based speed skating expert
It's over o7
total bruh moment
GECHOKED
looks like semirunny did actually semi win the run after all lol
Polebro we're so back
wait, is our unc going to get a medal?
i'm content with silver, but wanted to hear the anthem :(
Unc might actually do it
>>153427410do you have any more chances
they're almost 4 seconds slowerthat's a silver
>>153427425commentator said this is the last race
>>153427439i meant in other sports
40 year old boomer won
bow down in front of central european excellence + some unc
>zoomie zoom and unc on the podiumyeah I'm thinking kino
The Czech kid was fucking awesome.I think this French dude fucked the Norwegian guy by taking it out so fast. I hope he makes the podium though, gutsy race.
Unc bronze is a great story, lokk how happy they are
>>153427447kino
CZAMPIONS!
>>153427425medals in speed skating are still possible, but gold is unlikely
Tongue strat wasn't enough but i liked the effort from Loubineaud.Respect to the Czech guy
dutch commentators got their mullets out
>>153427467zurek in the 500 is your biggest chance
Norway's athletes were blowing up in the 10km ski earlier today. Now this.What happened to their superior endurance from earlier in the games?
Imo speed skating is the most esthetic, and maybe most impressive event. XC skiing, especially the longer distances, is much less beautiful but maybe more impressive.
>19>23>40he could have unironically fathered both of them
Tears in my eyes lads
>>153427546>No skullets in the crowdDo the Dutch have good hair genetics?
Dutch girls are so beautiful it's unfair
>>153427573Why are Dutch women so attractive but men are so weird looking?
>>153427566One of the analysts has it
>>153427599all men are ugly and weird looking, you gayboy
happy for you czechs, especially the way he's going to take over from sablikova
that czech guy is cute
Rami Malek ahh looking "pole"
>>153427599They both look the same.
>Bergsma hails from "Old Born"you can't make this shit up
>>153427777why is it all these old farts for the 10k ?
>>153427943Any kind of endurance race is usually like that. You lose power and top speed as you age but endurance can be maintained.
>>153428021>You lose power and top speed as you age but endurance can be maintained.thats not what your wife said
