bobek editionlast seen on /hoc/ >>153399589
Buy a Skoda
>>153408030miss these little niggers
>crosby wins olympic gold again
>marner over RNH
>>153408030thanks, pekka
first for my leijonat :)
Canada looks like shit desu
cryin' crosby at it again
Why are Euro fans so much more soulful than North Americans? Singing, chanting, fucking based. Canadian and American "fans" be like>GO SPORTS TEAM!
bobek holik
>>153408071This. Just annex us already
This ice fucking SUCKS
>0-0You guys said this sport is good
Celebrini bout to get his bussy opened up
What are the rules for fighting in the Olympics? I'm guessing not allowed at all.
>>153408077kek
Bedard would have turtled up god celebrini's such a chad
>>153408074I’ve yet to see Euro fans pull off a successful wave.
>>153408086>What are the rules for fighting in the Olympics?youre only allowed to beat up women
>>153408086Yeah I think it’s an automatic boot if you get in a fight
bad boy
Bad Bunny could make this canacuck roster.
>>153408074quit the antisemitism
>>153408086I believe you get the gate and are completely suspended from the tournament
NOOOOOOOOOOO why did they stop the punching minigame?
>cotton eye joe>in italydeport this dj
>>153408086not allowed because of the sissy euros
this nigga marner already ghosting in the preliminaries
>>153408074When I go to games I watch in utter silence so I can carefully watch the puck and be the first person in the crowd to stand up when there's a goal for my team.
Let's go Czechia!! (proud Skoda Fabia owner)
>>153408081>mediterranean ice
>>153408086at the least a game misconduct possibly a suspension
>Canada literally blacked their jerseysWhat is that all about?
Fuck Canada
Threadly reminder /hoc/ is not for IIHF competition posting
darude - sandstorm
>>153408108cotton eye joe is a global
Makar softer than charmin players like evan bouchard would bulldoze these eurocucks
>>153408130>avatarfagging
>>153408126You know...
Why the fuck is Sam Bennet playing on my team?
why are white skates coming back, they look so ugly
>>153408108Cotton eye joe is universal retard
Grit over scoring the north american special
>>153408126hard to get too mad about it, it's the same thing as most of the NHL stuff where your job is to make it exactly 10% different so it looks ~the same but the freaks who own 100 jerseys want to buy it brand new
>>153408108that song defined an era, in this country we respect cotton eyed joeon a slightly related note, i miss prime sabrina salerno, god she was fuckable. I bet she fucked a lot of high powered people behind closed doors, doing blowbangs and what not for people in the entertainment industry, the mafia and politicians
>>153408144you need physicality to win a chimpionship
>>153408144they said we can't get him on team binlan so he had to play for canada
>>153408144He’s a Conn Smythe winner. Knows what it takes to win and isn’t afraid to do it.
how do you get a leaf gf just like mikayla demaiter
Canada players all look frazzled and panicked af.
Sid tryna talk with his mouthguard in like hey buddy nobody can understand what youre saying
>>153408144To murder anyone who touches McDavid
BinningGOD
its spiritually 1-0 czechia
Draisaitl would dogwalk these retards while getting a blowjob
i smell upset coming , the leafs gonna lose this one arent they
Holy shit, Canada is strukling hard
canada is really losing to a half-nhl roster?
Draisaitl is Czech
based old man doughty
Canadians should steal that thing from Euros where they write their town's name on part of the flag, we can't do it because our shit's too busy
>>153408193I thought he was german desu senpai
CELEBRINI!
>>153408178its spiritually 1-1 dumbass
canada scarr!
SCARRR
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT, CELEBRINI
Makar!!!!!
Wew it would have been embarrassing to be shut out a whole peroid against a euro
HOWEVER
MAKAR-CELEBRINI
How do you say its over in the village of Skalitz
>kek republic
THE KID DOES IT AGAIN
KAYLE MCCARR! SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
MACKLIN 'SPAGHETTI F'N BOLOGNESE' CELEBRINI
Czech Bros not like this
>dude where’s my Skoda?
what a lucky shot
usa would booty blast either of these SHIT "teams"
>mcsecondary is real
BEDARDSISTERS...
czuch republic
going to sleep
So fucking lame
>>153408226je po všem.
Are there no flashing lights when it goes in?
No goal they cheated again
>>153408241Shouldn't you be kneeling to your Slovak bulls, Pekka?
A step forward, can't wait for binner to take three steps back
Based croat does it again
absolutely amazing shot, that guy fucks
Why are they calling that dude the kid and he’s like 40. I genuinely don’t understand
>>153408241makatini luckebrini
that's škoda
1:0 canada
do the bear cat
>Hey ref! Look at the blood on his cheek, call a penalty!
Honestly nothing is stopping this Canadian team. McDavid, Crosby, Makar, MacKinnon, Celebrini are all future hall of famers. Then you have the tier of players who are just below that, Tom Wilson, Mitch Marner...crazy.
>>153408265Sid the Yid strikes again
>>153408074When MLS fans try to do chants Euros make fun of them
halftime
>>153408284lol kwab
>>153408271
>sam benett has more presence than bitch marner with 1/3 of the ice time
>>153408280Had a Marner that was a tier below HoF this morning
Trunp needs to investigate north Vancouver for doping
>>153408280>Honestly nothing is stopping this Canadian teamczechs just stopped them for 19 minutes though?
>>153408284LMAO
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47907116/finland-olympic-ski-jump-coach-sent-home-alcohol-issuewhat losing to team Slovakia does to a mfer. Get it together Finland!
>>153408303You gotta play a full 20.
>>153408284
>>153408074North American fans sing too, it's just that instead of singing about Fenians, or doing the 7 nation army song, they sing Blink 182, Don't Stop Believing, Country Roads etc...
>Duthie hosting a panel of laffsnet people Okay that's fucking weird
>>153408298That's why it took so long to score
Apemond green inserting himself into everything
>>153408325>Country Roadstake me hoooooooooooooooooooooome
>>153408298Expecting Marner to show up in big moments is like expecting the laffs to make a deep playoff run
Really need to drop a steaming hot Marner
>>153408326Whos the guy with a bible on the right
Why is jeniffer not among these ANALysts?
>>153408333and there it is
>>153408347that's not foppa
Our Mitch Marner will be an asset this tourney just have faith
>>153408326he ascended beyond the tsncucks
>>153408326I was in the kitchen and heard ron 'the cocksucker' McLean throw it to duthie and nearly snapped my neck whipping my head around
Maybe this morning whiskey has gotten me overly sentimental but it’s nice to see the Sportsnet and TSN guys working together to broadcast a Canadian game.
So guys will you be rooting for >us tonight
>Italian Stallion breaks the iceIt's poetry, it writes itself.
>NEW: The NHL — wary of taking any sort of political stand — will continue to defer to the international sporting community when it comes to Russia. So for now, they wouldn't be in the 2028 World Cup.>More from Gary Bettman, Marty Walsh and Luc Tardif:>gary cucking to europoor cucksSad!
>THROW HIM A PIZZA!>I'D LOVE A PIZZA RIGHT NOW!These guys, man.
>>153408284>mls fansthose dont exist lmao
These Czechians are intimidated by Tom Wilson and his grit
>>153408369there he is
>>153408298To his credit, I twice saw Marner swinging his stick with his feet firmly planted. He's trying his best.
>>153408377Better having Fin/Swe than them because they would bail otherwise
Who is that old lady on the panel?
USA might be better than Canada at every position
>>153408338>bud forgets who assisted on the 4 Naysh golden goal
>>153408377Gary is the largest employer of Russians outside of Russia. He's not dying on any international sporting hill.
>>153408391doubt
DO THE BEARCAT
>>153408369Based Foppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxB8GPTL9T8
>>153408377>2028 World Cup.huh? this is happening? what the fuck would the teams even be, i don't want retarded team youurop
>>153408369Our Mika!
>>153408371always
how is mack looking
>>153408401yeah they can check
>>153408398I think she's married to one of the Soilers broadcasters and is nepo'd into the business because of it.
Bieksa and friedman over three time olympics champion jennifer
>>153408416usacanfinsweczesvkswissgerm
>>153408422not as sexy as in teal but still a cutie and scored an absolute slapper
>>153408417>lettuce on the bottom
my avsies are carrying this team so far
>>153408377Gary should just use his unlimited global influence to obtain peace in eastern Europe
>>153408403>budreminds me of the guy who won
>>153408431>Excel in in LifeWhoever made this ain't excelling in GRAPHIC DESIGN
lol the fucking dei hire
LMAO Its funny seeing Gaborik praising Slafkovsky when few months ago he told him to STFU because he is too young to complain about corruption in Slovak Hockey
lmao this african lady on cbc gem is drunk. slurring all her words
>>153408431jennat least i'm glad they brought back Cassie Campbell even though she is now unrecognizable. Always liked her more than botteril
za is here
>>153408456I think it’s intentional to confuse you into thinking Jen is the President of Microsoft Excel.
How does one acquire a Canadian gf like this?
>>153408456directeur gerant, directeur artistiquememe affairemspaintbergevin.jpg
>>153408436he's the one that scored canada's olympic opening goal?bedardsissies in shambles, it's the era of brini now
Is the game as even as the shot counter makes it look?
Canada's only good at judo and swimming it's over
>>153408401Yass JT MILLER slaaayy
>>153408488No could easily end 6-0
>>153408488Not really but it's not a stomp either, Czech had a couple good chances
>>153408435not enough players from the smaller countries, especially since they can only take NHL/AHL. Since the only other thing they can do is "the four nations but with czech," it seems pretty obvious to me
>>153408492ask me how i know youre an assblasted cantpucks fan
>>153408371Of course always
>>153408470a smart woman is the biggest threat in your life
>>153408490we arent good at judo. our gold medal came from some chick that trains, lives and was born in japan
>>153408487yah he's so freakin good
>>153408504Gary should do can vs world like apehoop is doing
>looks up past gold winners What the fuck Canada. How did you win so many times. Also what happened to you in Beijing.
waiting for the real show... the latGODvians
>>153408505Of course how can USA ever lose with the ultimate glue guy
>>153408507your biggest threat is fresh air kwab
>>153408505Real Canucks fans still miss Miller and would gladly take him on the team over Pettershit.
>>153408514nicolas gill nigga
>>153408371Draisaitl will take the gold
>>153408488Not really. One goal called back from canada, no real scoring chances for czechs, even with a powerplay. They are playing hard, but taking lot of chances they going to get burned on eventually. Canada has some posts that dont count as shots and some high danger chances. Marchand missed empty net, mcdavid hit bar/goalie intentionally knocked net off, etc. Not a blow out, but shots being close meaningless.
My onhockey stream just changed to fox news
>lost jt miller>lost quinn hughes>kept pettersson
>>153408572did bush start a fucking war
That's about it for marner we'll never see him again
>>153408584hey raped bitch how about you talk about the hockey game instead of dumping your fucking image folder
>>153408588They were talking about that dumb granny who got kidnapped
>>153408584Horvat is way better than miller
>>153408552he only won bronze at the olympics and that was 30 years ago
who is he rooting for today?
>>153408588bush sr is sending a column of abarams into the arab side of hell
>>153408504Gary said non nhlers can compete in it unlike 4 nations
>>153408584Mckenna with evander kane as your enforcer will save your franchise
>>153408606Growing the game
>>153408584They didn't have an option to keep Hughes
>>153408584Should have traded Miller instead of Horvat
>>153408606gary always roots for everyone to have fun, because when the players are having fun the game's growing :)
Marner is so retarded when he's not being a ballerina
>>153408625Management went into this season with the intention to "win for Quinn" and they still ended up last in the league.
>>153408558Cope on the menu for canacuck, I see.
the keks have terrible passing ngl
>>153408625they could have let him walk for free
>>153408665At least their jerseys look cool
>binnington only plays well when it mattersthe anti-marner
Are marchand and benett the team mascots?
>>153408654meme brainrot, seek help (you won't)
>>153408688That’s my captain!
I got something you can help with right here
>>153408689Cope is your life, faglord.
>>153408689>>153408708>xhe rb vpnfagging again
>>153408703kek
>>153408708What is life, if not a big cope?
xrb bubblin again
>"yeah bro just make the logo evil"
SCAAARRR
Our Mitch
MARNER LEAKS ONE IN
scar
>camera man on the icelol why
MOSTDANGEROUSLEAD
>oh no...
BITCHMARNERRR
>>153408767Italians don't have drone tech yet.
HAHAHAHHAHAH IT'S OVER CZECHS!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
unironically who the fuck can even stop this canadian team
You can't tell me this nigga marner wasn't reading the thread during intermission
>>153408654usa on suicide watch
I bet laffs fans feel sorry now
Imagine letting Geodude score on you in the international stage
stoner with the norwood
holy fuck stone looks like an old henchman
That’s a point for Crosby!
>>153408798
Its over
>>153408790They're not even going at 100% yet its just game 1
>>153408790Gary could make a call and force all the NHL players home
>>153408794I read the thread when I'm marnering
>>153408812Based
>>153408790ENTER
lads, i'm beginning to think female players were cuter than these guys
>>153408108>Hear cotton eye joe>Flashback to playing a Novice AAA tournament circa 1997 where that song was played on repeat>Never heard it again until nowGuys... time is fleeting fast :(
When will mdavid bring out the zoomies?
>>153408806
>>153408835BASEDNOT SO FAST, CANADA
>>153408790If the broadcast isn't bullshitting and they put more effort into skill/talent over defending the Amerilards have a chance since they have potentially superior tending and some faster players.
2:0 canada
& (YOU) THOUGHT YOU COULD COMPETE!?
>>153408856Nobody thought that
why are canadians so ugly
>>153408835>mfw
>>153408846That's about the gist of it.Bill Guerin is a fucking mongoloid.
>>153408654I will never forgive drumpft for bringing you here
bel arrêt!
>mcbitch
>>153408872>
connor mcfraud
>mcbitchAHHAHAH EMBARRASSING
Mcdavid you fucking retard lol
stone > mcdavid
JT Miller will be the answer
Je konec
just not ready
>>153408872this would be hurtful if it wasn't from a roundhead
He’s gonna want to elevate that if he wants to score
That's knoblauch's coaching for you
KWAB
Onderj Kase man holy fuck remember him on the Leafs absolute 4000 IQ signing from Dubas
>>153408914>thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen
Hronek built like auston matthews
>>153408927KWAB
>>153408947Stop calling everyone fat
these 80 year old commentators need to go. they all have brain problems and cant form a single fucking sentence without stopping every 2nd word. Cuthbert is so bad now. hes like the fucking retarded boston homer that finally retired now. half time the play has gone length of ice and he still trails off unable to finish waht he was saying or just gives up.
>>153408938Sad
>>153408879Amerifat D is also = or better than Canadas. If the Burgers get a PP with Hughes walking the point its a guaranteed goal.
Draisaitl has done more for canada than half the canadian team he should be playing
>>153408963I agree bring back doc and grapes
>>153408912based tête carrée
It took decades but Gary has finally figured out he has to maneuver due to the overwhelming want for best-on-best international hockey. Not he's just trying to figure out how to milk the most money he can out of it while continuing to assert control over NHL players. Fuck I hate Bettman.
>>153408952damn that's a nice move, surely they won the cup with a player like that
JACK MICHAELS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU COMMENTATING
>>153408963I don’t get why Cuthbert is getting the Bob Cole treatment when he was never that good to begin with.
>>153408967You don't understand, Guerin LEFT OFF two of the best American fast skill guys to fit in more "defensive" forwards. He's set the team up to play a heavy checking, defensive game and it's going to cost us heavily.
i'm back from the beer store broswho scarrrred after macklin?
i love my captain-san but he needs less ice time desu senpai
>>153408994Shut the fuck up dylan
>>153408880>canacuck whining again kwab
>>153408995well after Macklin was cacklin it was Stoner who got a boner
>>153408994Robuttson wouldn't make team Canada
>WHAAAATcele seethin
>>153408995marner to stone>>153408849
shouldve brought bedard instead of mcdavid
you can tell mcdavid's still hung up on that missed goal
>>153408995Cheers! Stone goal with a nice Marner assist.
>>153408994bill guerin is drinking all the sugar water in Milan the fat stupid fuck
>canadiansgood goaliegood defensegood passing>czechs
>>153409004>>153409013Caufield and DeBrincat, dummies.
Eddie if the Czechs want a chance to win this game they’re gonna have to score some goals
pastrnak got the polka socks on
>>153408977It's all fun and games until someone on your team gets knocked out for the season.
>>153409016Bedsy would not even be top 6 on the women's team
the gudas SEED
This hockey is fucking incredible I will never forgive Gary for stealing it from us for over a decade
>>153409048>we're finally winning, it's incredible
halfway through the game. thought 93 in red was voracek until now
Wilson should be saving his old man strength for auston matthews' death
yo this shit is absolutely ogre
when the fuck are the cowardly yanks ever going to decide to play?
Tommy already trying to end people's lives, that's my boy.
>>153409069He's commentating at the national TV
tom wilson is getting at least one game this tournament
HUGE hit
>>153409048>exhibition hockeygay and gay
>>153409048I think the women’s is better
>getting heemed by a leafKWAB
>>153409027>manletsKEK
why no czechbros itt
>>153409096based women enjoyer
>>153409084im so old
>>153409081So which gay twink shivering leaf do Tkachuks heem at puck drop?
>>153409078he's 31 bozo
>>153409107OHHHHHHH HE'S ROCKED
total puck luck this game is spirtually tied
>>153409108We dont watch this shit, we are a canoe slalom nation
>>153409081We're letting the poor countries have their fun first before we swoop in and ruin it for them, you should be grateful.
binnington could use some screens from darnell nurse he looks bored
>>153409134it's ok bro this shit is abolutely ogre
>>153409107>gets words that cbc is featuring gudas and his father>decide to lay him outbased willy
did team canada bring their bussy with them or did they have to have someone purchase twinks at the local bazaar
>>153409107Good, fuck Gudas.Tom really needs to watch out though, his hits are going to land him in hot water with the pansy Euro refs at some point.
>>153409121if history is any indication, none
they are coming....
dirty canadians
binnington strikes me as someone who uses the n word
Canada getting away with rape for some reason where these refs from
>>153409165So the leaf twinks all turtle huh
>>153409156cool brainrot, mom would be so proud
>>153409183Wes is reffing.
>>153409183canada
So what are the refs even here for if they don't call obvious dogshit like that? sweden was exactly as shit yesterday and nobody got called for it, even if some moments happened literally in front of the refs
>>15340910715 YARD PENALTY HE LEFT HIS FEET
Maybe the St Louis blues are just that bad
>>153409177and then runs away
>>153409177BASED
Czechia could really use a little puck luck
>>153409183It's not rape if it's only second base.
How long will it take /hoc/ to apologise binny?
>>153409096> US kwabing every team> Canada kwabing every team below themNot really
>>153409202Shittington is just the anti-Hellebuyck.
>>153409177certified wanghaf
>>153409173this, nate dogg here injuring others
>>153409177There’s definitely something up with him.
>has to include the word 'twink' in every postis that a mandate at your call centre there stinky?
Do Quebecers support canada internationally or are they eternally butthurt like the scots?
>>153409034Don't care. International hockey is better than NHL.
>>153409202I blame the coach
canada got lucky there
>>153409232lmao
>>153409218As God intended.Hockey belongs to NA.
czechs WILL score
>>153409240Nah they love team Canada They say CAN EH DAH tho
Otters helmet is pretty cool
>>153409241It literally isn't. The only reason you think so is because you are the favorites every time. Go fuck yourself.
Shouldn't we save the rigging for the final ?
AND ANOTHER ONE
scarrr
APOLOGISE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this game is pretty even and that says a lot
>>153408977In fairness, NHL hockey is directly contrary to the founding principles of the Olympics prohibiting professional athletes. I get that everyone wants it, and the IOC doesnt give a shit about its principles anymore, but the NHL really shouldn't be in the Olympics.
THATS OUR CAPTAIN
Oh that was sweet
>>153409261It's immoral to deface the flag like that
It's ogre
HORVÁTH
ope lemme just slip by ya *tucks it five hole*
Whi cab beat Canada?
jaromir jagr will score
>>153409240No
first goal horvat has scored since leaving the canucks
BO BO BO BO
joever
nuckies legend bo scorevat
Let's go boys
>
>>153409253Kek
>#budwon
that suchs for the czechs kwabwoild be on the pp right now, if swedes could count
>>153409277Should've just turned it into the U20 tournament
>ref pucklmao canada why?
>>153409252The entire Olympics is an asterisk without Russia. Especially mens hockey.
huge assist by the ratman
How was that not too many men there
>>153409289Russia. They're the final secret boss like the hand guy in smash bros.
>>153409177
>>153409262>It literally isn't.It is. Seethe all you want.
Bennet and suzuki are just ghosts
>>153409294All the Canucks be scoring today. Mack and Bo!!! Our year confirmed.
>refuse to penalize canada>they score againthis game is spiritually 2-2 but im turning it off now
Bo Scorezat looks like he did on London with that move hooooo weeee
3:0 canada
>>153409332no one asked
>>153409277>In fairness, NHL hockey is directly contrary to the founding principles of the Olympics prohibiting professional athletesShut up, fag. Back to plebbit with you.
these games are so much more watchable without garys glowing boards
I haven’t been watching has Harley fucked up yet?
>>153409322No it fucking isn't. Unlike sports like Soccer that are popular all over the world, Canada has about a 60 year advantage over everybody else in hockey. The only reason you like this over the NHL is because A) your country are the eternal favorites, B) 1993
>>153409320Is America really like this?
>>153409327Suzuki is there to score hope crushing GWGs in close games and Bennett is there to give people brain damage when Canada starts losing. Neither are necessary here.
>>153409277>they shouldn't do it because some guys 200 years said they shouldn't
>>153409345The entire thing is an asterisk without Russia anyway.
>>153409358some parts, other parts are all right.
>>153409340I could see happening in the Ducks jersey
Really see the difference between NHL players and non NHL players conditioning at the halfway mark in these games. The non NHLers get gassed and outworked so easily.
>>153409352>No it fucking isn't.It is. Not reading the rest. Stay mad.
>>153409352If Sweden was not jobbed in 1920 this would be different
Canada's defense is so shit they needed to poach an American
>>153409361modern bobek clarke
I blame this on the lack of Skoda cars in the corners
>>153409366>it doesnt count because the team caught doing steroids is bannedjen
How is Czechia so weak?
>>153409377No it isn't. Enjoy this international version of all-star slop.
>>153409389Binnington is simply too good of a goalie
Will our rat ever truly find his cheese?
>>153409376Like Michkov, good thing his fat ass isn't here
This is nice to watch after a week of Canada fucking jobbing in every other event
finna fall asleep in da couch methinks
are they selling limited edition celebrini honey nut cheerios boxes
>>153409366No, lol. The Russian team this year would have been around the same caliber as Finland. If Canada or the US we out then it would be iffy.
gary activate the holes in the ice
All the ABCs in this thread. So obsessed by the Great White North.
>the city of checkia
just shut down mcdavid until the gold medal match clearly he'd rather be with his transgender wife
>>153409289india
>>153409365> make international amateur sport event> some guys 200 years ago saidIts the basis of the event. Its also gay honestly
Latvias team is so bad they might actually win
>>153409393>>153409377
And here's Ron MacJudas
>>153409425that jawline mogs half the male population worldwide
definite lack of soul so far
>>153409367>other parts are all right.[citation needed]
GARY!ACTIVATE THE PUCK MAGNETS TO KEEP THE GAME INTERESTING NOW!
>>153409406We got fucked in the ice dance last night. Where’s tessa and scott when we need em tell Slow Mo Rielly to get back in the cuck chair buddy we need gold
>>153409425>>153409445She's a Chad factory.
>>153409261Otter mentioned
canadian bodied by a swedesad!
>>153409425bogged
where did cheryl pounder go?
>>153409444Ron is a good Canadian.
>>153409352Calm down fatso
stoney scored from mitchy :)
>>153409451Where is your Gary? I see no Gary here.
>>153409465Pounder? I’d love to!
When does Austin Mathews play?
>>153409388> Russia banned for.... steroids!? Thats it!Imagine believing the Eurocucks hosting the Olympics have Russia banned "for the war" (or in your case, literally being a retard and thinking its ten years ago). > Paris 2024> Milan 2026Imagine thinking cheating Europoors arent banning Russia to cheat their way into more medals.Stop embarrassing leafs with your stupidity.
>>1534094772 hours and some change
>>153409352basado
Holy fuck I'm seething at the Leaf retards in this thread. I finally understand Gary Bettmans psychopathic hatred against that retarded nation.
But people told me Czechs are absolute stacked NHL super roster former IIHF Champsions etc.
>>153409474Gary is everywhere. You don’t seem to get it.
>>153409482then they shouldnt have got caught like the other countries. idiot.
>>153409410Cope
>>153409496Calm down Pettersson.
>>1534094893*
>>153409431Yes but all the state sponsored "amateurs" are fine right?
>>153409496you almost lost to Italy lol
>>153409352Bud is fucking BOILINGI bet you're the Selanne hater, permanently seethingMaybe go outside for a bit and take in the nature, bud.
>>153409365It's still somewhat of a joke tournament. Let's say Canada wins this year, next Olympics team Slovenia wins the same medal with a team of 40 year old alcoholics because there's no interest or NHL players
>>153409500Theyre not banned for steroids, theyre banned for the war. At least that's what the Europoor jews tell you
>>153409470r/hockey hates him for some reason so he must be cool
I always think this tune is duck tales at first
>>153409496MOMMY HELP ME ITALY IS SCORING ON ME AGAIN
>>153409498this but they were talking about the leafs
There is no point in playing, leafs will win as always.I hate russia with passion but without them theres no hope to beat canada.
stupid anglos with their pleb language
>>153409012>>153409015>>153409021thanks pals
>>153409482russia was not allowed to compete in 2020 or 2024 olympics because they were caught doing steroids and banned by the wada. you are literally fucking retarded.
>>153409523I would have thought they loved Ron, for stabbing Don Cherry in the back - who they hate.
>>153409512nära skjuter ingen hare
>>153409352good luck in the bronze medal game, fren
>>153409388>>153409482>it doesn’t count because the team that’s literally never finished higher than 5th with pros in the 21st century isn’t hereThe russians have literally onlytwo nhl caliber centers and their defence is shit it’s not the 80s anymore the russians have been left behind
>>153409548Russians would NEVER EVER cheat in sports
Can't wait to see that new flick Goat
>>153409544>I hate russia with passionUgh, me too xister, me too.
>>153409554>No one shoots a hare close by.What did he mean by this?
>>153409548Since Jan 2023 it is the war. Stop being gay.
>>153409202Bloos have been shit forever They decided not to be shit for one run, fired the coach, and went back to being shit again
People think the current Russian top tier would win against Canada or the US teams? lmao remember 2010
>>153409569Calm down Aleksander, I know you are frustrated.
>>153409564Seriously doubt a based and trad country would cheat
>>153409544We didn't even medal in 2022 and only got Bronze in 2018
>>153409563There will literally be an asterisk in the history books.
heated rivalry wins again
>>153409523Ron is just old. Not a charming old. He'll be missed when he's gone, despite what redditors will say since he's an old era host who actually pulls up the most random facts available. He's also one of the few who still heavily celebrates remembrance day. Cherry wasn't wrong it what he said and Ron is a rat for not standing by him, but it's also not on him to do so.
>>1534095802010? When you trembled to the last seconds against a slovak grandpa team? And you were saved by luongo in the last second?
>>153409580They have zero center depth, I don't know what retards are smoking thinking they'd be good
>>153409431There weren't any pro sports 200 years ago. National League (the baseball league that merged with the American League to form major league baseball) started in 1876, and Football League in England in 1888.
>>153409591wrf is "yaoimaxxing"?
>>153409580Well they'd give you run for your money at least, russians currently have the most points combined in the NHL for the current season
>>153409586Yes, because you had the retard legion from europe and america and not your best players.
>>153409591can this be translated into English?
Ron McLean is an icon, I won't accept any hate. It's not a legit Canadian hockey broadcast if he's not involved and he'll be dearly missed when he finally retires.
>>153409597>He'll be missed when he's goneAnd then David Amber gets forced in as the face of Hockey Night in Canada.
The thread seems extra mentally ill today
>>153409588Womp womp nigga I don’t fucking care
>>153409629He stabbed Don in the back.He's dead to me, also gay
>>153409523Is r/hoc just us, but more popular?
>>153409639Everyone loses it when canada is winning
>>153409639gotta put on your best face for the guests :)
>>153409639look at the amount of flags with leaves on them
>>153409630It'll be Bieksa. Or at the very least Bieksa as the new Cherry. He's got the charisma to carry the show, the experience on the ice, and its felt like since he came onto the panel a few years back they've been grooming him for an important role down the line. Kind of like Ken Jennings.
I just like all hockey. I hope all the teams show some enjoyable games.
>>153399618ah fug :DDDDDD
>>153409649How you view Adam Johnson's death on the ice is the difference between /hoc/ and r/hockey.
I'm hungry
>>153409664Lets hope for interesting games and that everyone has a good time
>>153409664>>153409692based hockey enjoyers
SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GAME'S ON
I only like international and german hockey, i dont care for all these nhl shitters. Fortunately the skoda cup is only 90 days away
Binnington is the best goalie in the league.
>>153409677Or pride night
why do swedish men bald so early and why are overbites so common among these "people"
>>153409705Want to see my penis?
>>153409709their big brains are pushing out all the hair roots
>>153409692Finland is cool
>>153409722Kinda gay bud
>>153409729>>153409729>>153409729New
no clue. why do canadian men smell like curry and record themselves walking too close to trains?
You really thought it would be different this time?
>>153409706These shitters are going to gape you into oblivion.
>>153409741As a fellow victim of cultural enrichment I figured you would be more sympathetic
start taking down the czech flags boys!
>>153409611men aren't allowed to be friends they have to be gay and have hot steamy gay anal sex in the ass
>>153409663>BieksaDoubt. Sometimes he accidentally says based shit and that makes him a liability for CBC.
Let Czechia score a goal Canada, you guys are too polite for a blowout shutout
>>153409425Imagine if some great hockey player actually had a tranny tradwife, chad
>>153409709There's one Swedish girl I've been trying to bang and she has an overbite
