Women's 500mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/w/500m--------------/qfnl/--------/race-result>20:15 CET - Women's 500m - Quarterfinals>21:00 CET - Women's 500m - Semifinals>21:31 CET - Women's 500m - Final B>21:36 CET - Women's 500m - Final AMen's 1000mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/m/1000m-------------/qfnl/--------/race-result>20:28 CET - Men's 1000m - Quarterfinals>21:07 CET -M en's 1000m - Semifinals>21:43 CET - Men's 1000m - Final B>21:48 CET - Men's 1000m - Final A
Favorites for 500m women:X. Velzeboer, Sarault, Fontana, BoutinFavorites for 1000m men: Dandjinou, van 't Wout, Hwang, Rim, SighelIt's shorttrack so anything can happen but Velzeboer and Dandjinou will be disappointed if they don't win
wow our national sport!
GEKOLONISEERD
>>153411453no korean hopes for the womens?
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hoping for meme crashes
Xandra: Hot or Not?
MURDERSKAAAATEE TIME!Drinking a shot every time somebody falls
Punches and stiffarms should be legal in this event.
>>153411498looks like a leprechaunfuck these captchas btw
why don't they turn right
>>153411523that's how dale died
>>153411523it is the Nascar of iceskating. Pushing eachother and only turn left
>>153411492korea doesn't have strong sprint women, choi min jeong has great top speed and overtake skill but 500m is too short to recover from a slow start
>>153411481
thats insane
Is it just me or is there no HD streams? Olympicstr*ms is 480p...
can't wait to find out how we're going to embarrass ourselves today
shorttrack is so kino
WHERE IS SUZANNE
>no figure 8 speed skating
>Kino starting>Not on the regular streamsreeeee
wtf an olympic record
olympic record lol
easy slurp for fontana
post webms
wtf whats up with chinks playing dirty
>>153411655slanted italian ice m7
classic chinky
fucking chink again
Fuck China
>>153411619Mirin'
refskating already
minus -999 social credit
>Clear 1-2>Still yeet the girl out of third
right...
Look at those Leafs go! The prize at the end must be a bottle of maple syrup.
I need me a canadian shorttrack lady
>>153411702someone has to fill the russian gap
Chinks not doing so hot without chink refs to DQ their opponents this time
Chinsects are a problem
this has to be the shittiest ice in the history of olympic games
love sarault
What happens if their hands touch the ice? DQ?
the Chinese and Korean are hot
are these hannibal lecter masks new?
is that the same american
>amerifalls
HOWEVER
Holy fuck. total wipeout!
chink's fault
What would be the most kino fall possible?
lmao
https://youtu.be/D9bQ4dg95xM?si=RllTeNH1fc9s05nP
Who's that blonde American, she qt
>that jacket damn we got the drip
I wanted to see this kinda shit in the long-distance races.
101 got a FAT ASSSSS holy shit
>AMERISKATES
wtf again
>julie's wagon caught up in chink's handjesus christ
Deathskate
bunch of retards
keep doing it
FUCK WHITE AMERICA
just throw them all out, jfc
for those curious, yes this can happen many times in a row but refs are more likely to look for punishment the more it happens
>>153411814it's a short track racin' thing
Red card China
ANOTHER ONE!
hey guys, can we take a break from sexualising the athletes? thanks
LMAO
Jokes
Do they use the same skates for long track and short track, or are they optimised in some way?
I'd offer them to sit on my face instead of that barrier :)
>>153411856No
just ban china already
>>153411856shut the fuck up, Leaf
TOP KEK
that was a flop
o i am laffin
Meme race already
AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA
dq someone, anyone
what a fucking sport lmao.
>>153411880This, four crashes, all involved chinsects.
China literally pushed her on that one
AMERISLIPS
holy fuck
Just DQ this pendeja already
>>153411817>>153411801Pic?
bring a walmart scooter out on the ice, ameriskates can't stand up
>Have Americans in the race>Everyone falling overFucking Amerislips.
I would like to get a you without a fall. Can someone help me?
Just ban these bugs and mutts
Pls help bros. This shit is too kino to watch in this ass quality>>153411623
>Women in charge of ever finishing a race
>>153411886Lmao
give me a break, that was a football dive after getting barely touched
that dumb chinese cunt keeps waving her arms like a retard
OH SAY CAN YOU SLIP....
>BLAME IT ALL ON THE CHINESE GIRLWTF
>>153411886kek
lol chink jannied
Fucking finally
>>153411901Called it. China has been DQ for pushing.
Lol. Also I want a harem of short track speedskaters and a long track mommy to dom them
>>153411856Think of all the thousands of female athletes that have competed in the winter olympics. At least one of them must have had cum soaking into her skin tight suit after a last minute quickieIt's a probabilistic certainty
>American keeps falling over>have to kick ChinaOf course...
short track is kino
>black flaggedlmao
>>153411913Oh would you look at that, everyone does it properly without the chink pushing and shoving
BAN ALL AMERICANS FFS
complete bullshit callthere was 1000000000000 times more contact in that last pass by the american that chink ever didretarded refs
we won :D
>>153411949revenge for yesterday
>CHINESE BENULTY
An athlete can be disqualified for the following infractions:Impeding/Obstruction: Deliberately blocking, charging or pushing another competitorTwo false starts: Starting before the gun sounds to start the race. Each competitor is allowed one false start, and is disqualified after a second.Off-track: Skating inside the turn markersSlowing down: Only refers to unnecessary decelerationsTeam skating: Refers to an act in which skaters conspire to affect the outcome of the raceKicking out: Deliberately outstretching a leg or skate and endangering another skater anywhere in the race. Similarly, skaters also are forbidden from diving across the finish line.
>>153411886
Chinks playing dirty
that VAR replay showed how much of a joke that washand on body noticed and she flopped
Seething Euros in here
Did I catch that right grizwald skullfucked the dutch girl to get ahead?
S E L M AELMA
our skinsuits are so 80s cold war kino holy shit
>>153411870they are of centered compared to the foot,blade turning left.. and the skating edge is not flat
>>153411886somehow no dq for grabbing the opponent and pulling them to the ground
damn what a move from Choi
>>153411998I want more crashes, keep chaoschina in
actually insane skate by choi
thats was a good one
Cheering on the flatchested women in skin tight suits
>>153412016i'm reading the rules and you're allowed to do professional wrestling moves on your opponents if they initiate contact
>>153412035your mom initiated contact
the men don't get fresh ice?
damn, that was impressive
>>153412031they got some sweet asses tho
>>153412046All ice in Italy is rigged
>>153412014Tack
small boobs fat ass is meta
>>153412053we got magnets n shiet
Dutchbros...
Fuck off males, bring the cute girls back
wtf was that
var sinson
>shitaly
>>153412086what's up?
Itaslip
for me it's small (juicy) ass and small (juicy) boobs
>>153411886are the chinese doing this shit on purpose?
>>153412053The Crying Dutchman, ladies and gentlemen
>>153412124the judges thought so
China trying to start WWIII
>>153412086
>>153412134(You)
BENULTY
rigged
chinks btfo
gooks btfo
advanced for fucking what?lmaothis is full on rigging
who slipped?
They can try and rig the ice, but at least the refs are still fair
>>153412145didn't they also fuck up that dude's who got a reskate yesterday? announcers were saying he had a good shot at bronze without that, which would have left the chinks medal-less. bunch of fucking cheating insects
Asians shouldn't be allowed in this sport, they obviously don't understand it.
>>153412054kek, an iceskater just showed it in the SVT studio, i dont know anything really about this sport, blade seems to turn 10 degrees to the left of the toes viewed from above
Do they ever get cut accidently during a fall from the blades from an opponent?
>Amerishit
hungarian named moon
those boys got some fat arses too
>>153412207They're covered head to toe in cut-resistant fabric
>American dead last
Japan failed to totsugeki
>there are many Asians competing for Hungary. Do you know why that's the case?
>>153412207jens van 't wout has a big scar caused by a skate
>>153412191 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? Chinks are the WORST! They’re skating around like THUGS, pushing like it’s an ice hockey game! TOTAL CHAOS! It’s like watching a circus with no clowns! I say let them race in SLOW-MO so we can SEE their DIRTY TRICKS! DISGUSTING!
He really makes them look like manlets.
>benulty for hwang:(
>Piettro SiegHeil
oh looksomehow our guy won't get ADVweird how that happens.......
>>153412244Imagine training for 4 years and a chink just trips you lol
>cheekily grasps the chinaman's ass
>male cameltoe
>>153412230i have concluded that it's just not our year
pol-ACK
Holy fuck, Poland has been screwed on all the skating events so far. Every single one.
>>153412295it's called a mooseknuckle when it's a guy
>>153412295That's called "Mooseknuckle"
this semen slurping sport is so entertaining
>>153412296that's some mario kart shit lel
>>153411387Any Australians this year?
He dindu nuffin
Get the ripped lolis back out this is gaaaayyy
lmao shitalian judges
>>153412296He should gets points just for not wiping out.
Is it over if you don't have a jawline like Sighel?
sighel is too smug for me, if he gets refballed im not crying
>>153412296sekuhara!
where suz
What the fuck, Italian dude just tackled our guy and knocked him down.
>>153412326winter just has nothing to properly compete with gymnastics shortstacks, it's a tragedy
this is an absolute farce if they won't ADV us
normally skate vs skate is not a pen but the question is if he left his line, which imo he did
>>153412052I like both so all is good in the sneedskate
Italy trying to sabotage
The Polish are the most persecuted race in the WORLD
more time is spent on postrace review than the race itself
>>153412339I also find him quite annoying tbqh zio
JUSTICE
>>153412385it's a very american sport in that sense, you'd think we'd be better at it
>>153412393good
POLACK ADVANCED
Refs finally did something right.
now you can quit your crying
FINALLY justicefirst time this olympics
Italians are gonna riot
BENALTY
>>153412393PENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>153412352that is a great backyard
>refskate
POLAN CAN INTO SPACE
The Crying Italian, ladies and gentlemen
>>153412423nobody likes sighel
MAMA MIA
italian fans sore losers
Never liked that German anyways
>>153412343>>153412350He saw his opportunity and he took itI hope he gave it a tight squeeze and a light patClosest to gold he's gonna get
>>153412443what level of norwood is that
Get that Frenchie out for good measure too
Why aren't they racing on the big track?
>>153412352she's only in the 1500 for some reason. i think the brass fear her bunda power
While the men's stuff is on: who is the hottest female speed skater? I need to know who to root for.Thanks
cones went flying
>>153412504Because this is short track, you dumb Finn.
easy for the dutchman
>>153412505boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Little Korean just got in there.
>>153412506Generally or long-track/short-track?
>>153412506Suzanne Schulting
>>153412506sarault imo
Damn, Italy's getting fucked in this
what are the finalists
>>153412531I'm fairly new to this so...either. Is there a difference in body type? Feels like I've seen some good Dutch women in this sport before.>>153412559>>153412554Thanks. Good start.
>>153412559Based
>>153412505It's because she's focusing on long track speed skaying instead of short track for the last few seasong (due to injuries among other things)
>>153412603fuck
>>153412506all of them
>>153412506I'm partial to lee yubin but she didn't qualify for the olympics
Did I miss Erika?
>>153412672yeah by about 6 years
>>153412517do they have this kind of a race on the big track though?
>>153412672Didn't she kill herself?
why did i not get shrooms for this mesmerizing zamboni light show
>>153412709yes, the mass start
since our guy almost fucked them over, i hope poland wins
>>153412522
these girls can poop in my mouth
>>153412751Thanks anon. Love these images.
>>153412598>I'm fairly new to this so...either. Is there a difference in body typegenerally shorter distances = more muscle like sprinting v marathon. and shorttrack is all short distance
>>153412709Yes, mass start
>all dutch girls in the same semirigged
>>153412789That makes sense. Whoever is in your picture is my type. Great mix of cute and amazing assets.
>>153412807they fear the DVTCH warrior
Arianna "Ice Goblin" Fontana
>>153412807>all dutch girlsI stopped reading anon
>>153412439Yeah, great buttyard- I mean great assyard- no I mean great backarse, great buttarse
>>153412864They even compete in assetsFor me, it's Georgie
Equalled the WR
41.39 world record
Santos is still American and that makes her better than her competitors
Michelle is crying... '_'
kristen's brother looks like he browses /a/
why is she so smug
fucking polisheurosport retards didn't switch the audio commentary again so i didn't realize they're racing....
>>153412995It's the nose, same as many smug anime face
pls china kill someone
3 leafs
Sarault will start an OnlyFans after she retires from sneedskating hopefully
>>153412789>>153412864That being said, the biggest legs are all on the Long track skaters. Longtrack also tend to be a little taller. They're monsters.
greek commentator trying to pronounce poutsma in every sort of way other than her actual name
>>153412995You led GOBLINS here? Where is the Druid?!
The fuck, is this race all leafs?
she should switch her last name to Poutain
>3 dutchies in a semifinal>3 leafs in the otherlol
wtf they colluded
SELMASISTERS
>all canadians in the same semi final preventing them all from progressingFucking rigged because they don't want Canadian dominance.
Canadian RIGGERS
>lone Korean girl gangbanged by three Canadian women
Give them the teaming DQ
2x NED 2x CAN 1x ITA final
the canuck mogging of asia
>>153413029The biggest legs are on track cyclists. Which more or less is the short track of summer olympics.
Damn they straight up bullied that poor korean skater
>>153413068I've seen that movie
DQ all the leafs
>>153413068.mp4I would watch that
who is the chink dude?
>>153413031lol
why are yts like this
that chink is a man
>>153412864>michelle de jonggood choice good choice
>>153413031Poutsmopoulos...
How much of Vancouver is WMAF?
The world can't handle the leaf dominance
>>153413082kek v true. Those sprinters legs are fucked. Pure t-rex mode.
Leafs teaming up.
Whats the point of the B final?
DAY OF THE RAKE INCOMING
>>153413109big ass and no tits is such a god tier combo
>>153413134Participation trophy
>>153413134Standings
>>153413109oh fuck she even has MLA11/10
>>153413113All of it
>>153413134in the world cup it's relevant for points, but in the olympics it's a humiliation ritual
>>153413134To B ur best
>>153412995cute smug elf
>china in the finaloof, that won't end well
>that hot asian girl isn't competing this yearboring
did >we get refballed as the hosts?
>>153413181la creatura de boer
>>153412667>>153413197same girl
>>153413181FETCHING
>>153413197>hot asian girloxymoron
Apolo Ono sighting
Sarault looks like she enjoys facesitting
Felix.Ascend.
Never forget the luckiest dude who ever competed in this sport. Literally won gold and got through qualifying because all his competitors kept falling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU
CAMERA MAN TAKEN OUT KEK
>>153413225>PolandOxy moron
MEME SPORT
Camera murder
CAMERAMAN DOWN
kino
why did that retard try to get on the track again???????????????? what a moron
>Rim j.What's in a name?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB KWAB KWAB
>polen got fucked again
KINO DOWN
REF INTERFERENCE!
>>153413293>slippy skate taking rage out on camera manlel
They should all get time shaved just for not falling.
DQ them all
>>153413318camera dude got took the fuck out
>>153413140
Total Camera Death
>>153413314the sooner you get used to that the better
>Tried to take out the other skaters as he slid outDIRTY FUCKING CANADIANS
That's literally a French camerman. French corruption again.Petition time
>>153413356Damn, she must be really talented. When does she skate? :^)
>>153413318wtf, do the refs and camera guy have sneedskating skates on? hockey skates seem easier to use.
>>153413356why live
rim job?
>>153413262Not only that. It was his countries first ever Winter Olympics gold. AND that distinction was going to go to the top ranked Aussie woman freestyle skier. She did win gold but it happened some hours AFTER chadbury. So he also stole the title of first ever Australian winter Olympic gold unexpectedly by a few hours.
>>153413356pear
>>153413134they move up if enough of the A finalists get DQ'd in their race.
There is a shot from the cameraman
>>153413410writers just straight up doing a farce for that episode
>>153413384They're at a speedskating venue so need to use the same as the athletes.
>>153413318FATALITY!
Stoat spotted
>>153413003Fuckers didn't show first semi at all... Retards instead show worthless ski jumping TRAINING. I'm mad.At least the gook girl in second semi was very cute.
>>153413384hockey skates are super aggressive on the icewith how much the refs and camera man are changing directions of that small piece of ice it's going to totally rape the surface and become a tripping hazard
I want velzeboer to win gold but I'm also okay with sarault, if fontana wins I will seethe
>>153413356;_;
>American slag falls yet again for the gorillionith timeKek. Even funnier when you see that she was crying about it and said made the switch to this sport. Clearly, this ain't for you
>Im Jong-eon>vs.>Gim Jeong-eunfite
The combination of the William Tell Overture and multiple zambonis on the ice make it look like they're in a very slow race with each other.
>>153413500I aint gon say it
>>153413225You mean pleonasm, dumb faggot.
Yellow fever niggas have to go back
>>153413541how is this allowed with sharp blades and how aren't there more accidents
>>153413566don't be an incel
Breezy Johnson didnt answer any of my letters, and I find out she's been cheating in me with this faggot the entire time
>sighel seething in the interview>"we athletes and the judges apparently see different things"
>>153413594oh there are plenty of accidents
>>153413594They have cut resistant gloves and skinsuits
if i were in the olympics i would simply not fall
>>153413499Surely it's the opposite, no? Hockey skate blades have their double edges wider apart than speed skating blades. This would mean that hokey blades disperse their weight over a wider surface area and cause less damage than speed skating blades which are closer together like a single bladed knife.
>>153413612one of the guys mogs her ass (literally)
>>153413626Rip the skating career
>>153413594Accidents all the time in this sport. Many-a-medal one from entire runs crashing out and stragglers win
>>153413644idk i just made all of that up but it feels right in my head
>>153413623Delicious shitalian tears
>>153413626hahahaha TO THE FACEasians on ice is too hilarious
>>153413617she was cheating on you with a fence
>>153413641they would try to throw me but i would persevere
>>153413667based
This sport is kino
>>153413689they add to the kino
what if they lose a skate and it decapitates someone in the audience
>>153413626dang, just lift your feet and go ass first..
AUSLÄNDER
>>153413667Based
>>153413617You deserve better than a bitch like that
>>153413690This is the first time I was there spying on her from behind a racing fence and she crashes.Tough shit for her with her unlucky new fiance
>>153413726>>153413722Perfect wall tech
>>153413724Fuck 'em. They chose to be there.
>>153413669>nethersilversholy seethe
>>153413751The LA gold medals have Snoop's face on them
Gums
Who are we rooting for?
amerislips
>>153413792Nah, it's be some tranny icon.
> CanadaDont fucking run into the cameraman
>yet another amerifat slipping
GO TO THE START
>>153413808Anyone but F*nt*n*
DQ China already
holy shit
FALSE START BOOOOO
5th time tonight santos is on her ass
it's that american flopper again...was using judo moves on another girl too....of course it's never her fault
>>153413808the goblina of course
>>153413816Bongs must have a faster feed. I got spoiled.
BITCH GET OFF THE ICETHIS ISN'T YOUR SPORT
>amerislipsWhat the fuck is her problem?
>china cheats even in the b final
>>153413818the la olympics are a couple years away yet, there's still time for these statements not to be mutually exclusive
>>153413865someone poisoned our water hole
these full face shields are new right?
>>153413808anyone but FONTANA is objectively wrong, the swampniggers especially
>>153413726sometimes a maybe good, sometimes a maybe shit
Falls start again as soon as an American is in.
again
>>153413901More like Fuck-tana
HOLY SHIT BAN THAT BITCH FROM THE SPORT ALREADY
I think the underside of the blade is tilted from a front view aswell as the blade is tilted to the left from a top-side view
Santos needs to be banned for life
BIG CRASH
Nearly cut someone’s face off
santos AGAIN kek
PPDFFFFDDHAAHAHAHAHAHAGHA
ded
this must be the most stupid competition in the olympics
>USA TAKING OUT CHINAHe would be proud
our commentator:>le americane non stanno in piedi
Why are they trying so hard in the final B?
*americrashing intensifies*
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE
SANTOS!!!!
she flew like a cartoon
Fuck yeahHorse face for the win
it's always the Americans
>>153413936Skijumping literally exists
>>153413944
wtf is wrong with the american women in shorttrack
>>153413919aswell as the shoe itself is totally rock-hard
>>153413944what the fuck happened here, it's like a cartoon
>>153413936actually I love death-race on ice
BIIIG JUAN
ReminderThey changed the rulesB final can never medal unless people in the A DNS/DNF. Even with penalties they are placed in front by points.
Winter Olympics without USA and China would be nice.
>>153413865Well Americans are scared of ICE
>Americans
>>153413994yeah you might be able to win something
American is just flailing
>>153413967if skijumping would be like this it would be 2 ramps opposite each other with like a 80% chance that two athletes crash into each other midair and die
Fontanabros'It's happening
>Chinese for the Not Crashing Challenge
>>153414005>Americans
cute Canadian wins yay
>>153414039btw this is why some skaters wear a face cover
whatever i blame the chinese
that ref can't stop slurping american cock
ok that one was actally on the china girl
Blade to blade so it is no fault
TRIPLE KILL
>>153414036>jumpest the longest distance>don't winSounds pretty fucking stupid as it is right now
Chinese girl swerved in then out very fast
CAM ON SARAULT
>>153414041WE OUT HERE m
this american is fucking retarded
>>153414087is the wind a athlete
>amerimemes
this is absolute kino
>>153414070Makes it all the way to the Olympics to get crashed by USA and China
>darude sandstorm in the background
>>153414070Can we get this but just the girls slamming into the wall together?
Xandra looks like she smells really bad (in a good way)
finals time
>35 years old gross get this italian dinosaur out of here
>>153413140I prefer the reverse to that
fontana fontana fontana fontana fontana fontana
I can see Selma's clitoris!
Everyone but the eternal Dutch
>>153414092From this angle it's all China's fault, American didn't move from her line at all
>>153414187>clitorisworkplace*
>>153413901Rooting for Sarault because she’s the cutest. Simple as
>>153414145They all kissed after
Sara is she
>All the Leaf fans in the crowd are Asiankek
2 Canadians, 2 Dutchwomen and an Italian grannie walk into a short-track rink...
>>153414174why are you gay
>>153414201based
i love this retarded sport
>>153414236>liking boobs is gay
POLDERNIGGERS RIGGING
Schedule delayed?
dutch bitch
I just got in from the women's half-pipe where everyone dnf. Time for some real sport
>>153414238Best girl
> KimAscend
Orange intentionally fell because she lost the corner
how do we know they arent falling on purpose when they have a bad start?
A cute Dutch woman, now that's rare.
time to activate the magnets
>>153414263Anon, I...
>first turn
The number of replies this comment gets will be the number of falls that happen in the A Final
>>153414272They get one I think. Second time you're DQed
That rumble in the background? Italians activating the hydraulics
if you like Short Track you should start watching Speedway
>>153414301(you)
There's more dutchies in the stadium than italians, embarassing
>>153414269when my dad heard her name last olympics and this one he asked if she was korean
>dutch has team NL on their backwtf northernlions canadian
>>153414256liking no ass is incredibly plebian and degenerate. no one mentioned boobs
>>153414301one more for love
has anyone ever slit someones throat with the blades when they fell?
so predictable
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BOOOORING
NL... won?
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gg
why did they repeat the run?gg to the dutch though
MOGGED
well rigged netherbros, gg
POUTSMA BROS..........
What a hustle to get that bronze
>>153414249>All those cool Olympic sports with zero (0) TV coverage all year long I don't understand this shit, this is a goldmine on the waithing. I'm pretty suee you can buy TV rights for peanuts.
for me its big bunda big booba big hips and big thighs
>>153414325This is the weirdest curling match I've ever seen
Damn Italian granny blocking poutsma the whole way
ik ook
These women could not be uglier
>13 medalsholy shit
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sad for selma
>>153414344Does almost decapitating someone's fingers count?
No top of the medal table for Italy
Good Canadian girl stole that bronze from that bitch at the last second Love it
Apologize
>>153414256The topic was big boobs and small round asses (wvich are based, by the way). You are gay.
we are so back
>>153414432oof
>>153414416
fucking statpadders btfo
>>153414436>Selma>bitchYou won't find a kinder soul than her
Arianna what a legend
>>153414478She's a slacker and a bitch with no medal> peace
>>153414308bashful
velzeboer looks almost as old as fontana
>>153414174absolutely unhinged
What is final B vs final A?
he went digging
> William
>>153414524B is for the semi final losers
>>153414508How many golds do your have leaf?Pipe down
>>153414473
goo hungary
>>153414543Can they win anything?
> Felix
Was that the most dominant gold medal win of these games?
>>153414553does max not like speed skating
>>153414552there's about 80% chance they will get one in the 1000 final, be careful klaas
People's Republic of Hungary
>>153414330um do you not understand what the reverse of big ass and no boobs is? I was implying boobs dumbass and I never mentioned liking no ass I just prefer no ass and big boobs to the opposite, perfect would of course be big boobs with a deep but not wide ass
>>153414524>>153414574People get DQ'd all the time, occasionally the people in Final B still get medals that way.
our guy was just too gassed to attack at the endsad
>>153414574>>153414602not anymore, so it's not that relevant
>>153414600Why can't you amermutts never go longer than 30 minutes before turning threads wildly uncomfy?
>>153414602not anymore.
>>153414473>>153414553is de boer davids van basten also there making incendiary comments about team NED?
>>153414583Max just wants to sit at home and do I-Racing.
>>153413747No, not a fiance, a fence.
Xandra reminds me of Primeval-era Hannah Spearritt so I'm glad she won
>>153414600The reverse of big ass small boobs is small ass big boobs, retard
>>153414625>attacking in order to finish 9thwhat’s the fucking point lmao
>>153414627bro just don't be gay, it really is just that simple
>>153414627motherfucker do you know where you are?
>>153414580>Was that the most dominant gold medal win of these games?Probably some cross country event or luge
Canada will finally be getting their first gold once this race is over and we can join the guys at the big boy table
>>153414664Dont jinx William
>>153414664You'll always be at the kid's table, Leaf.
>>153414650That's what I was saying dumbass
Who is the favorite in the men’s final?
>>153414583I doubt it
>>153414664how the fuck do you guys have zero golds, are you a winter country or not?
>>153414528>>153414529too old
>long sun is long
>>153414634Do Dutch speed skaters win the race then go home to immediately do a 24 hour speed skating simulation?
>>153414696Gasly likes what he sees
kim jong un?????????
gonna be a double Dutch gold tonight
I love short track programs so much gros
>>153414574top 8 in any event gets an Olympic diplomathis is the kind of knowledge you obtain when your country doesn't win shit and unironically has said diplomas as goals
>>153414626>>153414629Oh, they changed the criteria?It was kind of fun to argue with people back in the day. Like VAR decisions but even more vague.>>153414580Men's Singles Luge had really big gap.
>>153414650actually I said NO tits, so the opposite of that would be like a 60 years old man with no ass and big titties.
>van'twatwhat did he mean by this
>>153414664JINX, ACTIVATED
>>153414664The Chinaman will wipe him out.
>van 'T WOUT
>>153414696based Gasly
>>153414726I love short stacks more.
What kind of a name is Dounjijoun.
>>153414308I was wondering if anyone got this lmao
>>153414730hwat
Rooting for Latvia
>Rim Jong-Un
the ice on the inside is fucked
>van'tn't
>>153414696I doubt that he like it*
That was china surely?
>>153414696>>153414717>>153414752
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
raked
KWABNADA
im ending it
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>>153414721CALLED IT GET FUCKED
KEK LEAFS
>the city of Canada
the neverlands finally remembered they are a skating nation lol
JENSENS
Too many of the short track suits are black, they need more colors of the countries in them.
>W*out
>LEAFHAHAHAHA
>leaf didn't even medalLMAO
LEAF KWAB
RAKED
JENS
>>153414664UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHM
Hahah get fucked Gaynada
I stood up and yelled kino
AAO'd those mofos, goddamn.
non-dutch bros... how do we stop the oranje menace?
Well well well
so tiresome
>>153414740oof
more like Danjino medal lmao
Day of the Rake
leaf status ?
>>153414817DAY OF THE RAKE!!!!!!
A FUCKINGLEAF
JENS JONGE
DUTCH INTERFERENCE DUTCH INTERFERENCE
LEAFS BTFOCHINKS BTFOBUGS BTFO
LEAFS DIDN'T EVEN MEDAL.ALALALALAA
LEAFS ETERNALLY BUTTBLASTED
POUTS(M)A IS HIS GIRLFRIEND
>>153414772that is literally someone's job description in north korea
>>153414382I’ve been saying for years that there should be a free TV channel that just shows obscure sports. Wheelchair basketball is based, kabbadi is based, hurling is based, and you’re right that plenty of these events would have fans if they were on all year round too.
>>153414847Tactical crashes
>>153414847Why do Olympics always end up with Koreans getting fucked over and crying in the middle of the play area?>>153414854Fuck I just got it kek
>>153414664AXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAXAX
>Cannotda
>>153414874WRONGDELTRAP IS HIS GFPOUTSMA IS THE GF OF HIS BROTHER MELLE
haha Netherlands is a SHORT track nation now
A FUCKING LEAF
easy 2 golds
How many Dutch golds now?
stop saying double dutch
Dutch short track has more golds than their speed skaters
>>153414664kill yourself faggot
FORMOSA IS VAN ONS
>>153414881we have rai sport in our countrythey show all kind of stuff every day, for free
>>153414907DOUBLEUTCH
>>153414889dumbass
>>1534149063 as of now
>>153414881That used to be Wide World of Sports on the weekend before Everything Consolidation.
is canada even a real country
>>153414907IT'S GOING DOUBLE DUTCH IN 2026
>the city of
>>153414943zion don says it's the 51st state
How did the Canadian fumble it so hard to not even finish 3rd
how do you ever recover psychologically from something like this?
>>153414926what's that even supposed to mean
>>153414961he's wrong, the 51st state is the moon
Its not funny, I just want one gold
this is one of those sports that i feel like if i applied myself i could totally compete at the top within a few yearst. 33 years old
They were getting revenge because our girl stole a bronze from some Dutch bitch in the race before, and I called her a bitch, and a Dutch anon here got mad
>>153414963Nothing a cheeky stroopwafel can't solve
>>153414922>for freelol
>>153414973NO GOLD!
Dope Smugglaz - Double Double Dutch.mp3
yeah we are back
Brazilian talent in the making, 2030 is ours
I can't beleaf it!
Who is making the /cug/ - Canada United General?
Anything from the frituur lads?
>>153414970>tfw no korean gf that sits down in the middle of the store and starts crying theatrically because you wouldn't buy her a pair of limited edition sneakers o algo
I'm thinking we're back
>win gold>have shorttrack gfbased jens
>>153415027un bamischijf en een domme turk
>>153414973you're gonna get hockey gold which is the only gold that actually has prestige
>>153414991>Nothing a cheeky stroopwafel can't solveA dutch guy moved to my small city to work as an engineer in a big company, started a stroopwafel company on the side and is now a millionaire.
>>153414087Sports are meant to be fair and best athletes are supposed to win, not RNG shitfest where the one who wins is the one who miraculously didn't get tackled.
V E L Z E B O E RAN'TWOUTD O U B L EUTCH
>>153415027I'll have a kaassouffle
wtf, why do we invest so much in long track speed skatingshort track is much more exciting to watch
>>153415055>you're gonna get hockey gold No one tell him
>>153414473just thinking about her tiny hand around my rigid cock makes me diamonds
>>153415027uhhh frikandel speciaal met ketchup graag
>>153415084The jews..I can say no more
>>153414991Aw, I want two of those with a big dollop of ice cream between them (and the lactase persistence to actually enjoy it).These things were such a pain in the ass when I was working at an ice cream parlor though.
>>153415084Short track is wayyy more unpredictable
>>153415027>everything is turd shaped makes you think
I'd watch this every weekend if it was onAlso I'm starting to get a thing for Dutch women, fucks sake
wat nou?
>>153415027just three mexicano's this time m8 thx
>>153414432Imagine if NL girl was futa and penetrated the Russian girl.
>>153415084Big honkin' dutch thighs.Also it benefits tall people.
>>153414982I don’t think anyone who is over 30 and posts on 4chan is capable of applying themselves to anything, unfortunately.
>>153415084Frisians geet upset if you change it
>>153415027why is everything so symmetrical
>>153415027I’ll take two Orange Things and one Yellow Thing, please.
>>153415084Best thing about short track is that it uses the same size rinks as hockey. So unlike speed skating it's dual purpose.Better question is why are you guys so shit at hockey?You already have the infrastructure, you have a skating culture and you are a tall and large people.
>>153415169So that it cooks evenly in the oil
>>153415169Germanic autism.
>>153415169that's how the machine made it
>>153415030>because of the implication
>>153415027Twee grizzlies, bami, pikanto, twee jos brinkies, een sitostick, broodje warm vlees en een viandel, grote portie kipnuggets en twee broodjes bakpao >>153415195We only have so many people I guess, and a lot of people already play real hockey on land.
>>153415195we all know the score here
>>153415195Why are they throwing stones at the car? Do they not like it?
Moaww Gertje! Wat is dat nou zo he, zo'n pelzenvloer?
our goblina looks so happy :)
Wait no one told me how CUTE the Courtney Canuck was!
>>153415252>We only have so many people I guessThat is no excuse for getting mogged by a country like Latvia.
cute from the other 2 girls
ALL RISE FOR MAX VERSTAPPEN SONG
>>153415351Considering just how many sports we compete in, it kind of is an excuse
>>153415113>frikandel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2WwViZ4M7c
>>153415351>That is no excuse for getting mogged by a country like Latvia.I'd like to see Latvia beat us in real hockey, not the disney version on ice
why are they playing the F1 theme?
>>153415326>>153411748>>153412559>>153412603she was posted multiple times
It seems our demise was greatly exaggerated
Canada best girl btw
fellas you forgot the Austrian one?
>>153414881channel 4 used to show kabbadi years ago, it was based
>>153415326>>153415401>>153415416
>>153415487Tite
>>153415416her and xandra get at least +2 by being near that hag. christ italy
>>153415507do not be rude to my mum
>Greek public TV ended the broadcast again before the medals
Uhh dutchsisters how are we getting heightmogged by a chink?
>>153415027sito stick
>>153415582why? there’s nothing else on
>>153415582basedwatching medal ceremonies when you haven't won is a humiliation ritual
>>153415444koek
>>153415416 Name?
>>153415602post this again when they're all on their respective podia
>>153415633courtney saraut iirc
Is there more of this sport in the schedule?
>>153415582i remember once they didnt show the rest of the tournament after greece got knocked out
>>153415681now that’s based
>>153415673yes this was only the first day of invidiual distancesthere's still 2 more for each gender and the mens/womens relays
>>153415662 Yeah she qt
>>153412439I think you meant FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE FARTBOX
>>153415647
aight goodnight everyone
>>153415673tomorrow men 10k big ringsaturday female team chase big ring and shorttrack in the evening
absolute Dutch domination, love to see it
>>153415744>>153415813 Hhnnnggg
>>153415602Height is socially-mediated, vast majority of human populations can hit a male average of 6ft if food, exercise, and healthcare are good and stable for a few generations. Dutch were the shortest population in Europe at the turn of the 19th century.
>>153415487My lord
>>153415804good night. i love women
>>153415779on their RESPECTIVE podiaffs
>>153415941
>>153416016boom, chinks btfo
>>153416016I'm cackling.Dude must get so much shit back home.
>>153416317>>153416016
>>153411498She cute
>>153411387Today was a good day
>>153414528Based
>>153415060Imagine the bundas he fucks FUARK
>>153415027Mexicano and a bamiblok
>>153416016Erhm dutchbros, why did we send a manlet???
