obsessed edition ¨last /hoc/ >>153409729
>>153414110Fucking rigged
Who is your favorite Latvian? Mine is Teddy Blueger.
What should i eat tonight?
whimsy
>>153414326I liked defenseman Sandis Ozolinsh because he didn't even pretend to play defense
>>153414397Pasta with meatsauce (homecooked by yourself)
>>153414452I have cooked spaghetti from a few days ago and leftover haxe from yesterday. Just need to make a sauce then
Burgers talking shit in hoc , they gonna get raked sooner or later
>>153414110merci, pekka
>>1534143975 slim jims, 2 celery stalks, and a purple faygo
GARY IS ACTIVATING THE MAGNETS
game has been an absolute meme so farthank you gary, great work
>>153414397Currywurst
number one national security threat to USA
>>153414397a .22
if americans lose gary wont let the nhl back for another 12 years
>>153414526just use crosby's recipe
Last thread got to 780/hoc/ is pretty invested in the game, huh?
>>153414397
So this is the power of the Mike Sullivan system?
>>153414397raw pig loaf with toothpicks
AHHHHHHH REFFIES HELP USBIG BAD AMERICAN IS POUNDING OUR BUSSIES, MAKE IT FAAAAAAAAAAAIR NO GOAL NO GOAL NO GOAL
>>153414397döner kebap ohne zwiebel
>>153414702>penguins fire Sullivan>they start to be good againYes
What does this have to do with pokemon?
>>153414723>POUNDING OUR BUSSIESmuch like bud did to trb
* THIS MACHINE KILLS CANAKEKS *
>>153414738pokemon go to the net
Can someone in the know enlighten me on the /can/on posting images of people and food? Is he a known quantity or just someone on a one-off schizoing spree?
>>153414557i had a triple culvers burger earlier
>>153414738It's a reference to when you catch a pokemon in the game and it pops back out of the pokeball for no reason.
reminder that a draw is also a win for Latvia
nice rigged sport
>>153414762somehow, that is one of our best regular /hoc/ posters
>>153414326Artūrs Šilovs. I think he's neat.
remember arturs irbe?
Don’t worry fellow burgers, Donny T has Bondi investigating these refs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>153414783dont post it
>>153414290>(1) an attacking player, either by his positioning or by contact, impairs the goalkeeper’s ability to move freely within his crease or defend his goal; orEven in the NHL it would have been disallowed. He's not pushed. He's on the crease while the shot is in the air already. Good call by refs no goal.
>Make a big checking, physical, net front team>Can't play a big checking, physical, net front style in international hockey"Hurr durrr guuuuuh *drools* call Vinnie Trocheck, we need his leadership." - Bill Guerin, 2025
>>153414397Wings, breh
>>153414801
>>153414801Germany was a mistake
I'm gaping it right now. So excited to share with you!
>>153414869hope youre a girl
>>153414814>The back of his skate is CLEARLY barely in the crease so Merzlikins COULD NOT move slightly to the left to stop the puckThis is some divegrass bullshit. What's next, checking individual toes for offsides?
>>153414762it fun
how's the other game?
Canada just got denied gold in speed skating
>>153414700Fuck you, now I want some
>>153414886girls dont watch hockey
>>1534149341-1 5 shots germany. 10 denmark
>>153414886I can be anything you want, darling
>>153414934Shit
>>153414945Obsessed
>>153414902It was a bullshit bouncy lucky shot to begin with. You can do better than that.
I’m not saying we need a different thread I’m just really surprised europoors haven’t made one
>>153414983It's funnier if you know who can't hide in /hoc/
>>153414983Someone else will, innit
>>153414945I watched it happen in the other monitor. Dandjinou choked, it's tragic but there's noone to blame but himself. Maybe next time.
>>153414977You are ok by me Latvia. You guys are playing hard. It’s the cheating Canadians who are just jealous of how good we are this year that need to fuck off.
>>153414977>It was a bullshit bouncy lucky shotI know "you people" don't know puck but in North America that was what we call a "redirection" and nothing about it was lucky.
>>153414902I mean it's a 50/50 call honestly but I've seen same shit in the NHL. Everyone knows it's a coin toss what the refs decide. A bit gay in my opinion but let's not pretend this doesn't happen in the NHL, too.
>>153414981I don't see what that has to do with an Arab playing for Sweden
>>153414945if he was actually a speedy skater he'd be in the nhl and make millions
Are we gonna fucking lose?
>>153414983There is one you dumb retard
>>153414983>europoors giving a shit about what the krauts and danes are doing.
>>153415051this game, no.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
germany germany over all
this German player throwing hands.
who has a stream? Sportsturdz isnt working
>>153415052I mean a separate Olympic hockey thread like you faggots do for the iihf championship every year
Is USA v Latvija still happening? I can’t find it on my teevee set
>>153415042Iranians are Persians not Arabs you dunce.
>>153415106see>>153404819
>>153415057Tbf I haven't seen a danish flag yet
>>1534151092nd period about to start
>>153414902In my country they'll spend 20 minutes on an offsides review and in the end flip a coin at center ice to decide.
>>153415106There is one you dumb retard
so why the fuck is it taking so long for the zambonis to fix the ice
>>153415109This desuIt's a cluster fuck on RogersJust download GEM, it's free
>>153415133Oh okay cool I hope you win :)
>>153415143Latvian coach challenged if they were ULEZ compliant.
>>153415141>>153415124No one is using it
>>153415039I disagree, Merzlikins had more than enough time to reset after Miller was pushed in, and that's what it was let's not pretend otherwise, then Merzlikins was coming OUT to challenge the shot and ran into Miller himself. You have 50/50 calls but that, especially this season, would have gone the way of the "offending" team.
>>153415110Brownoid alert
>>153415179Incorrect, I have been shitposting there frequently
>>153415110He's also half white, if anyone cares
>Brady scores>Timmy scoresMy Sensies are about to how this shit and come back to the NHL galvanized and go on a YUGE winning streak on their way to the playoffs and the cup
SCARRRRR LATVIA
>>153415057VGH HVMEcradle of the white race too btw
>europoors show up for an international tournament>obsess and talk shit about canada the entire time>disappear after their team gets embarrassed by canadaPathetic. I still remember 2021 /iihf/, when canada lost 3 games in the the round robin and the euros wouldnt stop talking shit for 2 straight weeks. Then Canada won the whole tournament and the euros have been too embarrassed to show their faces in /hoc/ en masse in /hoc/ since. Casual european hockey fans are a bunch of absolute fags.
>>153415185Retard alert for not knowing the difference.
>>153415230delete
>>153415223Where are the trees and hills???
>>153415185Gods chosen alert
>>153415237literally nobody except canadians ever thinks or talks about canada
So what’s the difference between Austria and Latvia. Is same flag? Different country?
when is Busthews going to do somthing?
>>153415237All happened in your head schizo
>>153415237it's hard to be hardcore fan desu since NHL happens in middle of night for us
>>153415306Never
>>153415306four south american nations face off
>>153415211We don't
>>153415306His most notable play so far was getting hit in the face
>>153415298brightest canadian
>>153415298Prostitution is legal in Austria
>>153415211Only the U.S. is allowed a complete pick and mix of surnames on their squad, of course
>>153415237most of eurofaggot "fans" are 2 week a year casuals and low iq nationalists that suddenly become world class coaches
SCAAAARRR!!
>>153415370yummy
I like the Latvia jerseys. So many of the hockey countries use the same colours. So the Latvian maroon or burgundy or whatever is distinct.
>>153415371I have never fucked a prostitute so I don't know if this is true here as well
Why neck guards? I don't see any black players on the ice
Muttthews getting bullied out there lol
yum
get fucked matthews fucking bum
18 year old bullying Matthews, grim
>hitting one of the tribebig mistake latvia
>>153415282>"Dane" comes out of nowhere to defend the people replacing himYou're fooling no one my guy
>>153415450They don’t even wear them right they won’t do anything if they get a skate to the neck.
>>153415237They don’t live and breath /hoc/ the way we do.
Midthews is fucking washed, good lord.
>>153415428Love the maroon, too. Very underrated team color.
>SMITSlooks like SHITS in the uniform
Funny seeing every time someone completely underestimating Jaks being an absolute wall
>>153415436I thought about going to Riga for pussy but i don't know if wanna cross that river
matthews getting absolutely bullied lmao
getting fed up of the 'breaking' news from ten hours ago in the corner of my screen the entire game
This team sucks why did Gary cancel the real hockey
lets go latviafack em up
>Quinn Hughes And Matthews getting absolutely BODIED by the Latvians
it should be 3-1 latvia
>>153415515>All-Star children's event
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
All these shitty low-skill European teams play the most aggressively smothering man on defense because they are too fucking smoothbrained and shit at hockey to play zone and it pisses me off because it's so fucking effective.
The hitlers just scored
I thought Latvia was closer to Kaliningrad than it is. I don't know puck
>>153415261You're all the same to anyone white, retard
Yep, this cements it.Canada > Sweden > USA > Finland
>>153415516I make fuck on Latvia
>>153415469Would you have sauerkraut with that? [spoiler] I would [/spoiler]
what part of germany are you guys from
O dog torching pencil neck analysts
pissy leon carrying a team full of shitters on his broad strapping back like usual
Are these shitters really the best US can offer? This is embarrassing.
>>153415556True
>>153415469is this from yesterday or did you make another one again?
>>153415469Mm schweinshaxe
>>153415572Fond du Lac
>>153415572tredje riket
nelson scarrrrrrr!!
QUICK COACH CHALLENGE STOP THE COUNT
SCAARRR... or...?
>>153415556i don't think the US can crack your defence
I’m going to chimp if this doesn’t count
The Americ is did score
Don't think this will be overturned kek
just challenge it who cares
Ok for real this time, Free Bird x2 let's go Brock!
IT'S CALLED OFF AGAIN
GOOOOOOAL WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW LATVIPUKE
>>153415546Absolute retard.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GOAL BITCH NIGGAS
Matthews singlehandedly lost us the 4NC btw
BROCK THE SWINGING LONG COCK NELSON
Let’s go!
>scored on by a grandpa
NO GOOOOAL
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>the latvian coaches were reviewing and looked disappointed when they found nothing
Want to challenge this one you fucking....you...what are some Latvian stereotypes I can mock them for, I know nothing about Latvia
B R O C KROCK
>>153415635How long have you done this schtick that no one interacts with, is it 10 years or something?
Schlupping past Latvia is like winning the World Series to these bums
>>153415668no that was adam fox which is why he isn't playing
butthole still going strong
*challenges*
LATVIA A SHIT
refs?
>>153415547might have to narrow that down
muh challenge
going to sleep
>>153415713The country Hitler lived in after he was rejected from art school
2:1 usa
>>153415684What a fucking retarded comment from shit eating arrogant Amerimutt commentators. Don't go into the blue and you won't have anymore goals disallowed you dumb fucks.
Why did Nelson decide to be good after leaving the Islanders?
>>153415742judea?
wtf is Matthews doing, get this bum off the ice!
>awful badtthews
>>153415786Yeah
>>153415755>hockey but you can't play offense or scorewe paused the nhl for this mickey mouse tournament?
AUSTON MATTHEWS YOU ARE A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF
>>153415755seethe harder faggot
Trocheck’s a center right? Replace Matthews with him.
bustthews
>>153415751nice and clean
>>153415755calm down
how adorable :3
>>153415798>cant cheat>americans lose all knowledge of the gameniggardly culture
>>153414110Why is that bum ass matthews on this fucking team let alone the captain? I watch one shift and his choking ass falls down and then wiffs on a 1 time after a great shift. fucking worse player in the world
>>153415450They just work ok
I love all the unhinged posters who appear every international tournament
>>153415849Haha it was destiny. I love watching him play.
>>153415850>it was offsides because we thought it was>uhh you can't stand there or somethingyou invented this?
Why is Matthews so ass? Dude is getting bodied by these gypsies and fanning on shots.
dammit that wouldve been so kino
>>153415851Bill gurien is a soft cunt
should be a penalty for latvia guy jumping 5 ft in air for that hit
Latvian player almost flew through the roof
>>153415868hey, thanks, man
>burgers are the heaviest team in olympicsPottery
brady tkachuk looks like a potato that was left in the dark
>>153415874of course you migatards would deny video footage
This best-on-best Olympic hockey is so fucking good I could literally cum but I won’t.
>>153415876He not built for this
Suddenly I'm craving a big juicy burger. Cheese, onion, tomato, ketchup, that's it.
>>153415895
>>153415895and thats a good thing
>>153415911what if you're pregnant
Trocheck is playing? Thought he was the extra forward. Who’s the extra forward then? Also they should let teams bring 15 forwards and 8 defensemen or something
our southern neighbours are a bit rotund, it's true
>>153415939Hey so are ours
>>153415911Forgot pickles sorry
why is the world juniors the most entertaining hockey tournament? feels like theres a breakaway every 30 seconds
>>153415916you won't like it when Murican's get hungry and there's no food, best call the military to airlift some grub in before the riots start.
>>153415895And you still will lose
>"I don't care who anybody is, whether you're Sid to Doughty to Celebrini, when you're playing in the Olympics for the first time, it never gets old, and everybody's got their jitters," coach Jon Cooper saidwell said jon
>>153415905Built for what? They're playing nobody hockey players in a tourney that they should walk into a gold medal game.
>>153415916terrible foresight
>>153415954Because they’re shit players
>>153415954Junior players are worse at defence and play with less structure.
>>153415923proper ass check that one
>gets plowed>"MY REFFIES DID YOU SEE?????"no wonder
>Matthews is completely checked out>Eichel plays with no urgency>Hughes getting bullied all overCanada finna wreck our shit.
>>153415876Hasn’t every playoff he’s been in already told you the answer? Dudes a weak faggy mustache mexican
>>153415895gotta bloatmaxx to win these games, caufield, hutson and robo couldn't cut it
i cant breathe hahahhahah kwab
>>153415556yeah i would but didnt have any at home>>153415599mmmmmmmm>>153415594Its from yesterday, im not a fatass that thing was 3kg or something
>>153415755Holy fuck our natural superiority has europoors absolutely SEETHING damn it feels good to be in Trump's glorious America
>>153415978>Built for what?The moment
>>153416001Matthews is playing like that hit concussed him.
>>153415954highly skilled but also shit and super emotional
>>153415939>>153415948made me giggle
is everyone ready for the intuit turbotax intermission report with brock nelson
tkachuk looks like he sucks tranny cocks and thinks its not gay
>>153415916That’s just bad business, know your customers
Chernobyl should be a country and they should have a mutant hockey team
If only it was still 1-1
>>153416022just get him some horchata in the intermission and it'll fix him up
>>153416029Wtf is an intuit turbotax
>>153416029why didn't the pokemon come out?
>>153416035There's that raw Canadian seethe. man the finals is gonna be great
>>153416029Honestly I'll take this over the sponsored gambling segment any day
what a golll from thompson
Merzlikins can't carry
SCAR
>>153416002Kek you're right but still. Sabres scarrr
Ameri score’d
>>153416041
MAGA I kneel
>>153416057doing your taxes software also Tage!!!
SCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
NONONONONNO WAVE IT OFF POWER PLAYS ARE UNFAIR OR SOMETHING
>>153416041YES!!!yes... this
what a beautiful goal, wew
THEY CALLED IT OFF AGAIN WHAT A JOKE
FLYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAH
>>153416062its gay you little swedish twink
holy shit tage
USA USA USA USA
TAGERRRRRRRR
>>153416035like any true republican
what a backhanderwow
TAGETAGETAGE
ok now definitely going to sleep
Oh come on latvia, this round is not good
Waved off because “Tage” is not a real name.
It's over. No asshole from me
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>Tage uses his size>good things happenWhy doesn't he do this more?
>>153416135Sad
which third period are you watching?
>Days ThompsonWas?
>>153416135we'll just take it
Holy fuck even rigging the game with gay soft euro rules and Americans are facefucking you lot in the ass
3:1 usa
>>153416141He sucks, remember when bud said he was the next Lemieux?
>>153416061Don't they have trouble finding refs at almost every level because the coaches and parents are absolutely horrible to them even when they can't also be racist
>>153416149i'm watching both
what a golllllllllllllscarr nelson
nice goalgood night see you in 13hrs
>>153416149>which third period are you watching?1980
is the roster limit 22?
>LATVI-ACKKK!!!!
Hey you don't do that, that was insulting!
Ya I think its over
LMAOOOOOOO
STOP THE COUNT
wow
Brock Nelson the GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
latvian defence absolutely falling apart nowit was a fun first period
Beautiful goal
You now realise that Tage Thompson and Travis Sanheim aren't the same person.
damn that was nice
Kino goal, poor goalie being let down hard by shit d
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
hooooooooo they almost blew that
KWAB
NO CHALLENGE YUROSHIT USA USA USA
>>153416162no but i remember when he won against trb
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK NELSONNNNNNNNNN
I don't even blame anyone. Our team simply can't keep up with this pressure.
Yeah that long uninterrupted stint completely fucked them all
if you only knew
he's there
Brock Lobster again :)
The ice seems normal why was everyone freaking out about it?
>>153416162>muh personalitiesDo you even realize how mentally ill you are faggot?
There is a latvian camwhore who I love to watch
>>153416230KEK
>>153416230
damn sick coordination
>>153416226Can’t believe it’s been almost four years.
there is no way an adult latvian fan in the crowd was actually crying, he must have been doing that for tiktok
Elvis needs an oxygen tank after that.
>>153416258small world
>>153416258name?nothing beats a woman who'd suck a fart out of your ass for 20 bucks
>>153416230he still has more hair than me so it's a tie
4:1 usa
>>153416256Unlock it bud
>>153416236You should be proud of your boys that was a hell of a first period.
I’m gonna spend the intermission poopen
Meanwhile, in "Oshawa"
>>153416278probably shitfaced
>>153416307sharten
>>153416314>or did something that produced body odorwhat happens in oshawa that produces body odor if not going to the gym?
>>153416314>pls showerKEK
>>153416295Get a life
Glad we're not group in to play post loss Latvia.
this hooker with TJ Oshie has nice legs
>>153416293BRUUUTAL
>>153416342Maybe they like to roll around in sludge like pigs, but it's February so it's probably frozen solid
>>153416314Smelly people are seething over this
>>153416293>2 defenders just bail to drift in the cornerkek
>>153416314This is hindu discrimination sirs
>>153416412trust the plan
>he's israeli
lol all the euros disappeared
>nelson robbed of a hat trickFucking gay
>elvis looks like he needs an inhalerso true oshie>>153416445they're such a disappointment every single time
>>153416230Guess he's not getting his government ration sack of potatoes this month or whatever those gypsies eat.
>>153416194I've noticed this seems to be a recurring thing with all the baltic teams. They come out strong enough but they're gassed by the end of the 2nd period.
>>153416445>>153416462sorry, i was having sex, what did i miss?
>not being mindful of your hygiene so you don't gross people out with your smelly, sweaty body
>>153416230>We hebben een serieus probleem
>>153416484you should be mindful of your hygiene in case bud comes by for another round
>>153416484Apparently girls like the pheromones.
>>153416483How's your asshole?
>>153416445As expected
>>153416483me having sex
This is how Tage is actually pronouncedhttps://voca.ro/19vSR2gthvte
>>153416507do girls like the smell of ass?
>>153416445>midnight in latviai mean..
>>153416483Similar experience Daddy molesting son
>>153416483Were you the bottom this time?
>>153416230this middle aged dude got better hairline than me in my 30s
sex havers out
Too much passing and dipsy doodling around for me
Praying for less of a slaughter in the 3rd period
>>153416544No decent gal would ever
>>153416534thay-gauge :)
>>153416468Oh fuck I have a sack of potatoes I need to use before they go bad
>>153416594The third period is going to make the blitz look like a fucking joke.
>>153416566>>153416561>>153416526>thought of a heterosexual sex doesn't even cross the american's mindgrim
i will consider 5:1 a win for us>>153416594this
>>153416587That's the Jackie Hughes special
>>153416544your mother does
>>153416621NO PLS
>>153416614for me its the baked potato, medium rare.
>>153416627just don't put a glass near him
>americans think their team is good because they beat up on latvia
We can still win
USAUSAUSA
>>153416650who did you beat again? china?
>>153416445I was eating good
>>153416584I'm 33 and have never had a gf>parks bus
>>153416650>Canadians think their team is good because they beat up on Czechia>Swedes think their team is good because they beat up on Italy>Finns think their team is good oh wait no they don't lolololol they lost to the Slovak KWAB
>>153415755>fuggin mutts or however the somali is imported
Who's winning?My cuntry isn't showing the games... they keep showing me the man lying on top of another man's cock while sledding sport instead
if latvia can get a quick goal then all of the sudden they only need one goal to only need one goal
>>153416674definitely didn't think our team was any good, but thanks anyway for the mention
>>153416584this
I can't stop gooning to AI generated porn
Elvis has no energy for the 3rd, grim
>goolie changewow just like the soviets how'd that work out for them
>>153416652this
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
>>153416719badumtss
>>153416698This but ai girls on instagram
>>153416688No you're on the right channel.
>>153416704Elvis has left the crease
>>153416698so it's not just me
gassedthewsfathewsbadthews
>>153416719HA!!!! Funny
Will Eichel die if he shoots the puck or something?
>Quinn Hughes
>>153416673wasn't that a tragically hip song
>>153416737sad to see that he's already peaked
>>153416736>>153416698do better
>>153416744well he had a surgery where they put legos in his neck so maybe
Latvian coach looks like a butch lesbian
>dogavins
tage thompson is the best american hockey player currently, change my mind oh wait you can't lel
>>153416773robo robbed again
>>153416773No playoff appearances
>>153416773that's Ok, I think Tage is pretty great so my mind is still unchanged
>>153416769>team usa has a GAwhat a shit team
>>153416737APOLOGIZE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
It's over
Busthews did something
>sieveous
>>153416795>laffs
>>153416795i'm sorry for calling him fat
GOAAAAAAl
>shitthews can only score meaningless goals in blowouts>laffs
Fairplay seppos you're relentless and it makes me sad
Oh no no no no no
>Sievelovs
5:1 usa
APOLOGIZE YOU FAGGOTS
>Baldy
What's the best snack you can buy at an American grocery store?
>>153416821You chose the wrong horse, lad, deal with it
what prevents america from giving the green card to the top canadian players who play in american nhl teams and having them play for team america in the olympics?
>>153416840we had budget to rig refs only for 1st period
Latvia bros...
im watching denmark germany
We teach them their placeWhat happened with those dead canadians from the tranny shooter who the cancucks called "Gunperson"
>>153416846
>>153416846doritos and reese's peanut butter cups are the basic ones but i'm sure some of our american friends have more gourmand tastes than that
>>153416846still roundmeal
>>153416868fully cooked canned chicken. oh boy oh boy.
>>153416876
>>153416876>protein-blastedthey must have fun at the factory
>>153416846Steak
>>153416852us not wanting them
>>153416846chips and salsa, we have so many different kinds
>>153416876Can’t wait for Davis to give me an extra protein blasting :3
>>153416846still gremlins cereal
>>153416905steak is not a snack, that's a full blown meal
>>153416908but you would finally have a chance to get gold
>>153416905cow murderer
>>153416927...is it made out of our heroes?
>>153416868>>153416876>>153416905Those arent snacks theyre dinner
>>153416940no, by them.
>>153416941depends on your size
>>153416929I like our guys.
>>153416941how about some haribo frogs
>>153416940onions green flavour
Who I want to see win:>USA>Cadana>SwedenWho will probably win:>Cadana>Sweden>USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153416950what the fuck's JT doing there though
>>153416941I rather throw a porkchop on the pan to snack on than >>>candy<<<
Why are so many euros pretending to play hockey for this tournament
>>153416925in America, steak is a snack, ya fookin Hindu, you
>>153416966I haven't watched the NHL in years I have no idea who these people are.
>>153416978welcome to /hoc/ brother. happy to have you.
>>153416978you need to be 30+ to post here jsyk
>>153416949this is why you people are so fat, see>>153416975>>153416958Im not a cannibal
>>153416975I want to take a fat dump just looking at that
>>153416925Back when I used to have people over I liked to toss a nice steak on the grill. Everyone gets a couple bites while it's nice and hot off the grill.
>>153417001for me its orange
>>153417010SIR INTO THE TOILET SIR
>>153416978The best player is an American named Matthews. He plays on the best team in the NHL too, and hes going to win gold and then the Stankey Cup. Vegas has the best odds for this result
>>153417000As long as I don't have to be a sexhaver to post here.
>>153416852We are winners, we don’t need to do shit like that.
>>153417019none of that is true
leafnada could never
>>153417007Looking at the stats by region, the south is so overwhelmingly obese that they throw off the statistics. The other Americans are much more fit.
>>153416852have to be a citizen, green card isn't good enough
>>153417012>only a couple of bitesno wonder they stopped showing up
>>153417007it's totally reasonable for someone with a slower metabolism like me to be carrying some extra weight even though i try to snack healthy with chicken thighs and such
>>153416719Congrats, you got to do it
>>153417050>The other Americans are much more fit>no state below 30% obesitylol
I guess we won’t be seeing that Latvian’s butthole tonight
damn Brock's mum can still get it
>>153417096looks younger than him
>snack>chicken thighs
How did Matthews score 69 goals two years ago, he sucks
>EZEN MINE SNACKEN
>>153417007This is not why we are fat we ate big portions when we were a fit country. Horrible pufa goyslop and thousands of ridiculous toxins in all our processed food has really fucked things up. Lack of exercise, and also brown people are fat and lazy as fuck and skew our numbers too
>>153417113there's something broken in him that we won't find out until his career is over
I open up the package of raw chicken thighs and eat them in front of the supermarket employees, and then I get to go to the special hospital!
>>153417113it's a mystery
>>153417113He did it on a dare
FREED FROM DESIRE
>>153417133So tired of this song
>>153417121Peak USA fitness was WWII when there were more cows than people in the country.Europoors had been stunted from years of war and rationing and depression. Euro women couldn't contain themselves when > 6'0 foot chads who had been eating nothing but steak their entire lives showed up to save them during WWII.
>Dominik Kahun
>>153417113
>>153416852Nobody wants to live there lmao.We had to cap immigration to deal with all the trumpfugees fleeing the orange terror
>>153417163how many fucking toes does mitch have
>>153417154this but southeast asian women
I knew Faber had autism with those stpid glasses he wears
>>153417121When was america a fit country? Definitely not in anyof our lifetimes. America has always been fat since at least post-ww2, its even fatter now.
>>153417167> Tate McRae shows up in US Olympics commercial holding hands with her American US Olympic Men's Hockey Team boyfriendNo. Only the successful among us move to the USA. Those NHL players never move back to Canada, you know.
>>153417167Then why are all the American NHL teams packed with Canadians?
If two canadians have a child in usa and live there, is the child USAian or canadian?
why is american goaltending so bad?
TIME FOR REGGIES
>>153417221both
>>153417226raped retard
>>153417191Fatness didn’t become widespread until the 80s
>>153417221would be Usain, but there is a court case creeping through the Supreme court that looks to change that
Sieg!
>>153417235>>153417248I mean culturally not legally>>153417243wrong you have always been fat
>>153417261>culturallyWhat's the difference?
See you tomorrow bros, curling in 9 hours
>game ends at mightnight in italywhy don't they do this here now they're all gonna go out and fuck in the villge
>>153417261The jealousy eurotards have towards Americans is getting embarrassing
all squared up after onesee you fags in nine hours
>>153417277>work in 6 hours
total north american domination *yawns*
>>153417261America and Canada have the same except culture except Canadians hate guns
I'm culturally canadian because I say "you betcha" and "sore-ry," please grant asylum prime minister carney sir
>the olympics is the peak of hokceynhl sisters....
>>153417292my grandpa worked in usa during the 50s and 60s and said america was as fat as germany is now back then
>>153417333>muh anecdote
>>153417314need to watch more shoresy to nail the accent
>>153417333Sounds like while you are sitting up there on your high horse you are following the same path, eh hanz?
>>153417305>>153417314So Canada and USA are basically the same country then?
>>153417333Are you unaware of how bleak your country was during that time? Him seeing anyone that didn’t look malnourished must have been shocking, yes,
stinky smelly latvians smelly like poopy fartsgo back to the potato mines, you don't belong with the big dawgs
im gonna miss swe/fin :(
>>153417370we'll miss you leafbro
>>153417354I travel for work sometimes. One time I was in Canada and got shitfaced at the hotel. I went out for breakfast the next morning, went to a movie. It wasn’t until I got back to my hotel early evening that I remembered I was in Canada and not some random US city. These days it’s easier to tell because there’s Indians everywhere tho
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>>153417352we have become too fat to sit on high horses due to americanisation>>153417363Wirtschaftswunder started in the 50s. Nobody was malnourished by then.
>>153417388Retard
>>153417403>americans forced us to eat too many sausages Truly we are powerul
