seeding now finals in 3 hours
good morning bros, another comfy Olympic day starting
How many qualify? I hope our girl can make it
>>153421873I think 20
Women's Snowboard Crosshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/sx/w/sbx---------------/8fnl/--------/result>13:30 CET - Women's Snowboard Cross 1/8 Finals>14:03 CET - Women's Snowboard Cross Quarterfinals>14:24 CET - Women's Snowboard Cross Semifinals>14:41 CET - Women's SBX Small Final>14:46 CET - Women's SBX Big Final
>>153421911now put it in real timezone
>>153421873This is for seeding, everyone makes it to the next round
what exactly is a wu-tang, my bros?
For fucks sake mate.
>>153421949apparently the little hills at the beginning of the course
>>153421918>20:30 BJT - Women's Snowboard Cross 1/8 Finals>21:03 BJT - Women's Snowboard Cross Quarterfinals>21:24 BJT - Women's Snowboard Cross Semifinals>21:41 BJT - Women's SBX Small Final>21:46 BJT - Women's SBX Big Finalthere you go
Qualifiers are the most boring shit
>>153421949it's for the children
>>153421933I see there's a run 2 next, is it sum of the times?
>>153421961
WOO TANG
>>153421975The top 20 is determined by the first run, and the other 12 do a second run to determine the seeding from 21 to 32
>named my brit>belongs to someone else>estonian
>Nearly 6 seconds behind firstEstonia a shit
>>153422009Oh nice, thanks
>>153421918gmt and gmt+1 (CET) are used so commonly in sports that you should unironically be able to translate your own timezone to it and viceversa by heart
>>153422022
guys what do you think the women's wax situation is like?
>>153422058lol wtf
>US top of the losers runChecks out
why were the commentators jizzing over that australian?
>>153422083It has been warm so the snow is soft and wet.
>>153421961Jej
why don't the camera show more of the course too
They just showed the Jacobellis final on bbc and had her on chatting. That was peak olympics. Need to post the footage on the olympics general and anyone who sees it for the first time will watch this after.
yongqinglamu
sorry wrong thread
heats starting soon
Why are there so many races for this?
>>153423646why aren't there more
Will Bankes finally get a medal?
>Stacy GaskillNo shot that's a real name
>4 racers at onceAre they going to all crash like the speed skaters?
>>153423695it happened yesterday
>>153423690imagine the smell
here we are then
Are >we going to get another gold here? That was a decent heat win
Baffling
>American eliminated already
bong
christ Charlotte Banks is a munter
imagine being born a woman. you can just picka. meme sport like this and no matter the talent, if you train some amount you will likely be able to compete here. how many women are doing thsis hit worldwide? 1000? patheticeven our commentator said our - already really irrelevant whore that is about to turn up here - is going down in a heat full of nobodies. He literally said the word nobodies.
>china
>>153423751we got 3 more
Goddamn that drone noise is so annoying. It almost ruins the experience.
>there is a little bit of rubbing involved in racing>if you ain't rubbing, you ain't racing
>>153423762based commentator
Thought we were good for a moment there.
>>153423785not really true with this course desu you could sail a cargoship down it
not many qts in this event
>>153423786>>153423762Keep in mind these german state commentators are legitimately the most cucked people on this planet, going with every globohomo shit you can imagine. Him calling them nobodies must really mean it.
Buncha old ladies in this shit.
>>153423756i literally said jesus christ when her headshot came onto the screen
>>153423756munter?
>>153423802She's 30 actually
>>153423834starting linebacker?
milfcross
>day 6>Canada still hasnt got a goldMy emerging story in these Olympics is for us to beat Canada. Im now ABC for any event.
>>153423834Looks like Eileen Wuornos
love how the yellows always wear yellow
>>153423841They almost won speed skating yesterday. HOWEVER...
kpop is down :(
Dat ass
Phoooar that booty shot of the Frenchy
>>153423841If we can win skeleton i'm right with you
the czech commentator keeps talking about how most of them have kids, and how that is nice, and how the french girl wants to take a maternity break too
why are the nigs at eurosport 1 now showing the snowboarding event? are they biased ? only showing hockey and eurosport 2 showing some old footage of cycling . wtf
>>153423848I was kinda disappointed Korea didn't get to use the yellow stones in curling yesterday.
>fucking dies for no reason
Lisa is just 17, she did well very competitive
>>153423877FUCKING KEK its exactly as I said. The sport is so pathetic and so low competition you can just fuck off for your peak years and come back and still go to olympia
>>153423900is she ready for a maternity break too?
Race 5
>>153423893>sliding behind Gaskill>dies
>>153423893
>>153423893>she didn't know about the landmines
We are so going to choke again
>>153423908>typical French name
>>153423911>yellow bib>slips like she hit a banana peel
>named My Brit>not british
>>153423904They don't even need ACLs mate.
>Daniel-san
they don't even put cameras in the start gates anymore
It must be fun to go to the Olympics with one of these one day sports and just go hang out the rest of the week.
Race 6
if you look at the alternative route the one i presume ski uses you can see 3 jumps with gaps or stepdowns so potentially more kino!
>>153423954They probably get sent home immediately after
>>153423954*sex out the rest of the week
>>153423965I'd simply stay in the village instead.>>153423969Imagine being the one Olympian who doesn't have sex haha couldn't be me.
these bitches got facial hair and shit
>>153423960
>>153423954The czech girl that won snowboard parallel slalom went home the next dayMany of the people don't stay in tiny cramped rooms, with thin shitty to sleep on beds
>>153423954I read a romance novel with a snowboard cross rider and she spent the whole time fucking a downhill skiier girl
easy
>>153423989i look like this and drool like thisrace 7
>>153424003>yongqinglamao
>>153424004>>153424006cheeky 180 bumslide to fakie
>>153424006same spot as the other bird ate shit
>>153424003Chinese girl's parents had a stroke when naming her
>>153423969Imagine making it to the Olympics but you're somehow an incel with a shit physique cause you do a memesport.And you have to watch all these chads and Stacies hooking up for 2 weeks while you're in your little cardboard bedroom cuckshed. Brootal
>Be wog>Italian and Australian come 1st and 2ndNice
>>153423995>snowboard cross erotic fanficis this sport really that big? that there's erotic fanfic?
>>153423995name of novel?
>>153423989>"Average Women's Curling Watcher" from /curl/ c. 2026
why dont we see the same people from paralel slalom here?
>>153424026wasn't a fanfic it was a published novel but the author just really likes writing sports fiction I think especially during olympic season.https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34381116-edge-of-glory
>italian camerawork
holy shit italy get your tech in order
did they fuck the course up
OUTSTANDING cinematography on this race they must have Tinto Brass on this one
>camera can't find the racerskek
>>153423994They are staying in an hotel in Livigno
Nice tv director work there.
>>153424035>edge of gloryomegakek
>>153424021>young king lmaoand race 8usa sending an english chavitaly looks a bit scary
how come our lady snowboarder isn't as good as the men
>Switching to POV cameras to get close up bunda shotsOffering my apologies. I wasn't familiar with their game.
>>153424057sex with lea
clip of that girl doing the macarena pls webmanon
Is this chick doing the Macarena?
>>153424035>Can teaming up with Corey give her the edge she needs to go for gold, or will the snowboarder's infuriatingly cocky smile and rock hard abs prove a distraction she simply can't afford?I can't believe I'm going to read this shit.
>>153424041It was the next few shots (empty course, piles of snow) that really made it.
for me it's Lea Casta with the frogs on her braids
yank fucked it
>>153423646Our commentators keep saying it's pure luck, so I'm guessing they have to race multiple times to make sure that the winners are actually good.
>>153424074extended edition
>>153423646because knockout brackets are fun
>>153424077French have the best pants, we should get more close ups when they mid race.
>>153424070missed it
R.I.P. podium sweep
>>153424070>>153424071
>>153424100percy won the story
>this julia pereira is not THE julia pereira
>>153424077her frog is so lucky
snowmobile shaky-cam
ROCK THAT BODY
comfy snowmobiling tour
>biathlon, snowboard AND hockey all at the same timeand then we have hours of downtime every day.WHY
To be French is to be so good at sports that two events in which your athletes can and will medal are happening at the same time :(
>>153424125and curling
>frog>wearing frogs
CAM ON CHARLOTTE
are there just regular people on the ski lifts behind them?
>>153424125they have to play when the snow is warm or it will melt
Jesus Bankes is hideous
>>153423832It's the same as "minger". An unattractive woman.
Charlotte looks like a cross between Weird Al and Carrot Top
Nice aussie ass
>brexshitters
oh for fucks sake
great britain isnt sending their bests..
we're so shit
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKbankes blocked off on the linethey were full ass to ass a couple of times
uglys deserve to lose
not another aussie
fuck it
>the city of e>>153424151ngland
>>153424163haha yeah....
>>153424149They've all got nice arses surely
F for Charlotte
cinema
lol the seethe
Isn't Bankes leading the World Cup? This is terrible for the British.
why are they bullying her
we weren't going to get second but it serves the swiss right sacrificing her chance for second to take out bankesy
>dives sideways for the finish
>great britainso it happened AGAIN
>>153424163>>153424176well lads better luck at the chippy olympics lol
>>153424201brexit means brexit
spent ages making this, missed a good 3 or 4 races
>Gaskillimagine the smell
>>153424198everything is terriblewe have bottled absolutely everything and it wont stop here
Should be allowed to push each other and shit during the home stretch. Imagine the kino...
>two french vs two americansI already know how this is going to go
maybe the paralympics are more up the brits alley...
>>153424089Do you have the extended, extended edition? There was at least one more hillside shot after that.
Noone likes the ugly hag
FRENCH COMEBACK FROM NOWHERE
>>153424217worth it for the cute froggies!
>>153424217Based mogging Francaise
>35 meters behind>almost places anywaywtf
Gaskilled
>>153424212>snow sportsmore of a rain nation desu
>>153424249It would seem unless you're like 10 lengths ahead it's better to hang out back and just win at the very end.
>>153424249Other three were fighting for position so slowed a bit
>>153424244>>153424246thank you for replying
>>153424212Maybe there's a miserable, rainy autumn Olympics they can compete in...
wtf they didn't show the photo
>>153424285was irrelevant they both qualified
>>153424274:D
>white pantsNice
Trespeuch eliminated by an American shitter, yeah, I've seen enough, no medal for the women either
>>153424291they looked at it to make the decision though
>>153424021I looked her up to see why she has such a weird name. She was born in Xizang (https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/51899), which is apparently the Chinese name for Tibet, so she's Tibetan.
camera is getting fired
>>153424316you shouldn't post this, she's only like 18
>>153424316AWOOOGAA
It took the director half of the races to realise that showing the whole start from a good angle from the side is a good ideafck italy
6 different countries in the semis alreadycould be 8 if germany and austria go through
>>153424323that's not funny
the drones are loud wtf
>>153424316skeleton racers being denied the chance to run for daring to wear a helmet with this camera man's face on it
>photo finish between 1st and 3rd??
>photo>+0.10>photo???
Apparently if you come first in the last corner you lose every time.
el germANO at the last second
>1 and 3 photoHOLY SHIT ITALY SORT YOURSELF OUTFIRST THE RIGGED ICE NOW THIS
another arse shot
Umf, Casta's ass is tremendous
The finish laser is broken. It’s reporting 1+2 photo when it’s 2+3 photo
if my wife Lea Casta doesn't make it here
Being first is literally anegative stat
>>153424361>French cheating again
Casta cakes give
Seeing women below the age of 25 depresses me because it serves as a reminder that I'm no longer considered "young" (unless I'm watching them get fucked, of course, because horniness overrides all other emotions, which is a cause for despair in and of itself...)
the readout is wrong
>>153424387so true
Imagine trying to cruise it in and getting pipped by a slide.
>>153424316literally rape
>>153424401>cassta
>>153424387They still owe me sex from all those years ago. Being a sub-chad man is suffering.
Your semi finalistsFrance is cutest (low bar) but I'm backing the Czech to make it
>>153424423>men's hockey podium
>>153424415Mother of God
>>153424429aussie is cutest actually
>>153424455/ourspaz/
>>153424429is this one of those sports where it helps to be on the heavier side? Not like US football or shot put levels but I haven't noticed any thinner girls
i need a baff
Stop going first everytime
CARN ON JOSIE
GO YOU GOOD THING
C'est fini
>country with average temperature of 130 degrees wins snow racewtf
Yanks out praise the lord
>>153424489They didn't get the memo since yesterday lol
At least we beat the french cheater
I'd spaff on baff if you know what I mean
>Australia is going to have 2 gold medals before Canada has 1Kek.Kinda silly how nailing one corner wins you the whole race though.
>>153424501is it much different technique to surfing i wonder
2014 gold2018 bronze2022 broke both ankles 2 months before olympics2026 final againsamkova/adamczykova supremacy
Spaffing on Josie's Baffs.
CAM ON NOEMIE
>>153424522dont jinx this shit nibba
I believe in you, fat assed frog girl
Olympic sex with Casta
>>153424518>commentator: It's baff up the inside
>moioli
>>153424553why didn't you activate the home field magnets this time
this italian comeback
nyoo...
dq them all they killed my girl froggy
I APOLOGIZE MICHELA
>>153424560blue gas activated
We choked again. Fuck this shit
Too bad for Casta, but at least it improves Baff chances
Riggi Riggitini
Someone at the finish line sucked in the spaghetti
I thought Casta or Zerkhold would win the final desu
casta bros...
Cute frogs lost :(
it's boring as helljust put snowboarders on super g o algo
Drones were a mistake. The qualify of their cameras are shit and shouldn't be used for the main broadcast.
Zerkhold sounds like a masturbation technique
dirty italians
>>153424538Why do all the fitties keep winning?
it took a while, but the italian was powered up by her massive dumper
I'm officially endorsing moioli for gold
STREETLIGHTS
>rigged Italian snow
>>153424596
>italians>don't stop believinguhhh do they know what happens at the end of this song
Not posting the small final because irrelevant>no bad guysGood luck everyone!
aylmaofrenchies can't stop taking L's in SX
>>153424512The track is rigged for the Italians though
>>153424593Super-G cross would be so kino.
please anything but australian gold
The girls get excited at the vibrations on the snowmobile
faye for 5th pia for 6th
Come on Josie bring it home, i want to mercilessly bully canadians on the internet
>It turns out that the Small Final would matter in the rare situation that 4 or more competitors in the Big Final are disqualified. If that happened, then they would award the remaining medal(s) to the top finisher(s) of the Small Final.
>>153424624they get some gabagool?
>>153424654>here's how nick baumgartner can still win
Charlotte sounds how she looks
>>153424654What happens if only 2 got disqualified for the big one? The bronze doesn't transfer?
just tuning in, i thought canadians would be good at this?
>>153424671I copy pasted that without properly reading, I think it referred to a six person race. If two get disqualified in the big one then the winner of the small one gets
>>153424654two DQs means a bronze, right?NHK's airing the one Japanese athlete in the event while waiting and she's tearing up on air
>>153424682they're too busy losing stanley cups for 3+ decades
Italy going for their 7th goldSwitzerland would go 3rd in the medal table if they winAustria 4thAustralia only have one medal, gold in freestyle skiing, so far
>>153424665She's got that golfball voice, like Angela Rayner has.
>>153424682They're only good at hockey and sodomising dogs
>>153424668>A total solar eclipse? At this time of year? In this part of Italy? Located ENTIRELY within the womens snowboard cross finals section?
>the cuck songwhy is this everywhere now
i love the frog girl so much
is that mario
>>153424668>>153424765Apex lel
New rule, loser of the small final has to have sex, with me.
>>153424792No it's the Winter Olympics
THIS SPORT BLOWS
>>153424811YESSSSim sorry Casta, them's the rules
frog kino
>>153424811L casta
>>153424768what song?
>>153424853It's actually great because there are no dutch competitors
>>153424897mr. brightside
We need another miracle Miki
>>153424906its been everywhere for 2 decades
i wear a bib when im gooning
literal who wins gold
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OI
shouldn't be allowed desu
hell yeahsilver
lol just lol
NOT LIKE THIS
BAFFBest ass win
BAFFAFF
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Why the fuck didn’t Czech dive for the gold??
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOWHAT A LEGEND BAFF
>>153424477Her name is Josie. Anita Baff is her sister.
Australian rose Josie
COME ON BAFFGET FUCKED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIECANADA BTFO
AUSTRALIAWINSLOL
they don't even have snow...
now they're gonna get uppity again
all those hours spent on the *checks notes* australian mountains paid off
will the bongs ever get a medal
>>153424714I was talking shit here Austria wasn't even in the final. Sorry czechbro.Congratulations Australia!
Went to school with a lesbian named Josie. Top sheila; her mum won 30k on the pokies once.Went to a catholic school
>born 25 January 2003 in Cooma
>>153424980skeleton
her lips are dry as fuck
stream pls
>>153424980Apparently we're absolutely nailed on for Skeleton so in summary: no.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>153424994I've got cousins in Coomagets cold as fuck down there
ass enjoyers cya at skeleton
>>153424991I have a work colleague called Josie and she's an elite slampig
Kek based aussie acting like a poster
>>153424995That's some very specific prediction.
>>153424995>>153425002they banned our tech-doped helmets lads it's over
>>153424980I'm sure our luck will change in 2030.
Canada bros?
OHNONONO
>>153424980bro we don't even have one yet :(
>>153425027fucking ABGBs
>>153425053Going to win the men's halfpipe as well. Top 10 finish here we come.
>>153425025Matt Weston is currently ranked first in the skeleton, and he is world #1 in the rankings. But obviously that means nothing unless he actually wins a medal.
>>1534250534 bronzes are worth more than 2 golds
>>153425076Not even 1000 bronze are better than 1 gold. You're comparing winners to losers.
>australian shitposting
It's 1am but I feel like another drink...would usually have a neat rum at this point, but I'm out. Tequila perhaps? I bought 500ml beers so it's more of a commitment to have one of them
>>153425107We are back italybronze
>>153425108it's 2pm here, bout to drive to the shop (sober) to get some ciders in for later i.e the moment I get back
I'm enjoying this
You now remember the chinkolympics
>>153425171pepe? she's /ourgirl/
does she have nutella on her chin?
Is the snowboard cross over :(?
>moustachewtf
czech qt
im crying
>>153424594They were fines for the downhill but here it's like they're too slow to keep up.
>Wake up>AUSGODS
>>153421949a clan
