>Start Time:19:00 CET (Ilia MALININ: 22:48:50 CET)>Current Score:Ilia MALININ: 108.16Yuma KAGIYAMA: 103.07Adam SIAO HIM FA: 102.55
>>153425267Previous:>>153393427>Schedule (CET):Sun 15 19:45 Pair Skating - Short ProgramMon 16 20:00 Pair Skating - Free SkatingTue 17 18:45 Women's Single Skating - Short ProgramThu 19 19:00 Women's Single Skating - Free Skating
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>>153425417no :D
MALININ IliaCoachMALININA T., SKORNIAKOV R., ARUTIUNIAN R.MusicThe Ball, The Smell of the Sea, Code DuelloPlanned Program ContentNo., NUMBER Planned Elements1 Quad Flip2 Quad Axel3 Quad Lutz4 Quad Loop5 Change Foot Camel Spin6 Step Sequence7 Quad Lutz+Single Euler+Triple Flip8 Quad Toeloop+Triple Toeloop9 Quad Salchow+Triple Axel+SEQ10 Choreo Sequence11 Fly. Sit Spin12 Change Foot Comb. Spin------Here's his WR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV1r_pNSI1s
>>153425529what a cutie
Why are the Russians permitted to participate in Olympic Games?
>>15342564730% Russian, 70% American, and 110% based
Not many people here, I would say filtered
>>153427167roll
Pair Skating Starting Order is now available:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG005.htm
Yuma is gonna win goldSilver for MalininHe will land 4 axel but stumble elsewhere or lose points, Yuma will skate clean. Several more men will skate clean, bronze is up in the air and only can be lost by Adam's unclean skate, but if clean it's guaranteed.Anyway I'm pumped
>>153427461I guess Miura Kihara is going to win this, but I'm hoping for Hase Volodin.
>>153427461casual heredo our Russian imports stand a chance at a medal ?
>>153428070The best four European pairs should have a chance.
>>153425267Why don't you put the olympics in the title you idiot so people can find the thread easier.
saw so much hate for Ilia on X The Everything Sitethey really like to harp on that 'gay for points' comment "especially in a sport where it's STILL not safe to be openly out" <wtf?
This is probably just ilia wins lolWho else do you want to medal today?
Lets go boys
Time to get Zesty
>>153425730What are components (PCS)?
>Competition is starting, Peacock immediately goes to commercial
The wizard is in the crowd
Elenor RIGGEDby
>>153428419it's not safe for openly heterosexual men in figure skating
All the lonely people belong in this thread
>>153428521Watch the venue feed. Slightly fewer ads
>venue feed still has commentaryreeeee
>>153428556Not true Paul, I'm enjoying watching these games with my /sp/ bros. I look forward to this every two years.
>>153428539Why isn't it safe?
>Watching this fruit slop over Curling
>>153428562I'm on the venue feed, though.
I have Beatleshit fatigue
>>153428584They're my favorite band, and even I have gotten kind of sick of them lately. I loathe that they're using one of their most obscure songs for a fucking Starbucks commercial.
No era penal time
>>153428419>in a sport where it's STILL not safe to be openly outAre they trying to convince me Johnny Weir is straight?
>>153428603They’re making four Beatles films for 2028 so it will continue
Ol' Blue Eyes
>negative goe
Cam on , taco Score sum fakkin points
>>153428575>maid bowlinglmao
vamos
Figure Skating needs to stop overrating the technical stuff. You should win based on how flamboyant you are.
Red red yellow yellow. They really don't like mexicans huh.
Base value of 0.66He fucked up
You think his practice rink back home s riddled with bullet holes?
>>153428575Figure skating is unironically the thinking man's winter sport
>>153428516>Programme components are scored on a scale from 0.25 to 10 across three categories: composition, presentation, and skating skills.>Composition evaluates how the programme is designed or built in relation to the music, considering five criteria: unity; connection between and within elements; pattern and ice coverage; multidimensional movements and use of space; choreography reflecting musical phrase and form.>Presentation assesses how the programme is performed in relation to the music, with a focus on the following: expressiveness and projection; variety and contrast of energy and of movements; musical sensitivity and timing; unison, oneness, and awareness of space (pair skating and ice dance).>Lastly, skating skills assess a skater’s ability to execute a repertoire of steps, turns and skating movements with blade and body control, considering the following criteria: variety of edges, steps, turns, movements and directions; clarity of edges, steps, turns movements and body control; balance and glide; flow; power and speed.
I remember this mexican nigga from last time. Does he still train in a shopping mall?
Elvis has left the building
>>153428675Thats curling. But were the artistic knowers sport
The Russians!
>>153428689kinose
Does Ilia have any competition?
He has four quads planned
>>153428703unfortunate hairlines
bro crashed right next to the mic
>>153428675Men can't do it.Only Anya did it in 2021 World Championships after the fall of her first quad, she changed the jumps on the fly to gain maximum technical scores.
/tv/ fans, he’s skating to kino
>Be American>Get Shot
apparently, one of his boots broke during practice before the short
He recovered well after this hard fall
>>153428763Dying at a minimum wage job is tragic
>>153428783What is wrong with his lips. Did he use lip filler or something?
How can you fall and still be in the lead. I don't understand this scoring at all...
Poland has two quads planned
Yeah that's a Polish name, alright.
>>153428763>madman with long rap sheetAdd it to the list
>>153428801The ones he landed were harder than the ones his opponents have landed so far. Each jump is scored in isolation and added to the total so far.
>>153428801must be because he did some impressive moves after, i was surprised aswell, i thought they said only Illia did the quad spins
>>153428792The order is from the worst skaters to the best, and the better ones generally attempt harder stuff which score higher
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is a good film.>>153428769Yeah. I guess they don't carry spares or really even use them. Our commentators said that you have to soften/get used to new skates, which makes sense. I've had only one pair of proper hard leather shoes but getting used to them was hell.
the ice is slippery tonight
All the music they skate to is so boring. I want to see someone skate to Buyer's Market
>>153428818Oh so the entire dance doesn't have a single score. Only each individual trick.
Live Results:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG002.htm
I went to the world championships in Boston last year and the men fell a lot there. Everyone is dying for the quad points
>>153428842So if you are on the bottom there is pretty much zero chance of winning.
>>153428856It would be epic if someone skated to "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
Every man above 170cm should stick to pair ice dancing, cant spin right
>>153427167i fell asleep in the chair again
>>153428857Pulling up the program on the Olympics app can be helpful. Falls are a mandatory 1 pt deduction and can affect the artistic component score but if land your other jumps you’re still somewhat competitive. Ilia could probably fall three times today and still get gold because he has 7 quads planned
>>153428575>men's curlingit's the same thing
he didnt fly so good
Only one quad planned
>>153428856talking heads would be a fun choice
Seems like some of these dudes are falling without even doing difficult shit.
How can i get a slavic twink bf?
Buddy can't even stay on his feet.
>commentator: "If he can land this, it builds confidence">fallslmao
>you will fall multiple times in front of millions, Mr bond
Falling like shit
exciting seeing so many dudes fall trying to land those hard spins, better than the dance but then again i like the sexo chicks
>>153428923Ahh this makes sense. Thanks, didn't realize they choose everything the are planning to do ahead of time. I keep thinking this is similar to gymnastics or something.
>>153428959This.Those young Slavic men are all so rapable.
Ok /fs/, whose short program was 007 themed at the 2010 Olympics. One of the sexiest routines ever imo
how soon is Illia's performance, wanna make sure the wife catches it
>>153428966His Smile and Optimism: ____
Yellow all around
>>153429008Is she a big fan?
>skyfall theme>falls
>>153429008NBC will drag this thing out until around midnight
>>153428987>tfw you realize twinks dont like women and will always choose the aussie chud over youIt’s fucking over
>>153429008Around 2 bongs I think
>>153429022
>>153429003that's Yuna Kim.
>>153429008sure, okay. the wife. right.
Two quads
>>153428884Could theoretically pull a Bradbury if literally everyone above you crashes out
>>153429020no she doesnt like sports of any kind but I'm watching olympics this year so I wanted her to see some of the more exciting parts of it
>>153429056Correct, anon!She deserved gold in Sochi and will forever have my heart (and Muh dick)
Petr Gopnik from Russia and Marsak from Ukraine will come out on ice the 13th and 14th in sequence, they will have anal sex right on ice to show the solidarity of these two countries.
Is this cultural appropriation?
>>153429081Based sharer of interests. You should have her watch short track ss
>>153429094cute form
He’s tired
>touching his hand on the iceDISQUALIFIED!
How many competitors today? And these are long fucking routines. Shit won’t be over until hrs from now
>>15342915424
3 groups of 6 skaters left. We just finished the first group and it took about half an hour. So with icevresurfacing yeah about 2hr
>>153429154Schedule here: >>153425326
>>153425267She's a qt, pls tell me she's legal
The Swiss hate getting second place as much as the US and China do
Okay break time. Post your skating husbandoIt’s yuzuru for me ofc
>>15342919319
>>153429116we share all our interests together, we met when she was young so fortunately I molded her into liking great music and great film though as a woman she maintains her female taste in ridiculous chick movies which I respect and let her share them with me from time t time
>>153429210>19uhhhh yeah sorry buddy not for three more weeks you're going to jail
>>153429193https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00111287.htm
>>153429234That’s a healthy balance. Are you two seeing withering heights this weekend? I saw it last night. More style over substance again from emerald but it was a fun time bc the audience was full of book tok girlies wetting the seats for Jacob elordi
I can’t watch Naumov skate. It’s too sad, how do you even go on after that
>>153429244I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>153425326do i read this correctly? ~3 more hours until the blonde guy that did the somersault comes on?
>>153429210>>153429244>>153429248That'll do
I feel Jin Boyang has been skating for well over 100 years.
Anyone else think the music with the 1 minute warning is hype as fuck? More hype than nearly all the program music
>>153429307That’s how old his knees and back are now
Two quads again
>>153429343every single one of these moves looks the same to me
OH DADDY DEAR YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE
>>153429383how crazy is she in bed?
>>153429383why is it that she looks cute and eileen gu doesn't? was her betrayal the result of physiognomical destiny?
>>153429369I used this video and it helped to differentiate them. But it’s tough in real time without the planned program to refer to as they go. Also they change jumps on the fly sometimes mid routine so it doesn’t always line up with the planned program https://youtu.be/HkcAmGCkjtA?si=Yx3EwxA-gfFNWR2g>lol at these how to results on yt
>>153429402I once saw her skate to a K-pop music at an ice show so probably like a slut
>>153429369Isababe will teach you:https://www.redbull.com/au-en/figure-skating-termshttps://www.redbull.com/au-en/figure-skating-jumps-guide
Why was that guy throwing punches like he's about to enter a boxing match?
Dude did well, didn't fall.
>>153429383I can't wait for this bitch to choke so you idiots would stop gooning over her.
>>153429424>me watching isabeau explain the difference between a axel and a lutz
>>153429442Easily the new leader
>>153429477Nvm I know nothing
0 quads planned
holyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@amberglenniceskater/video/7606361220353920286?_r=1&_t=ZP-93tDo8DtVZH
>>153429424>Taking off from a forward outside edgei broke my ankle just reading that
>>153429503He could easily beat up all these tender Eastern European male skaters.
>>153429402hip breaking thighs and ass
>saber dance>no swords
>>153429503>swn elbow you in the face in a pierce the veil moshpit while alysa points and laughs at youwhy live
>>153429503can't watch, don't have a dickdock
>>153429407AMWF vs. WMAF
>>153429578I don't either but I watched
>>153429578You don't need a tiktok to watch linked vids. Anyway, it's Amber do not click
What music playing during the Latvian's dance?
>>153429592>Gayane Suite No. 2 by A. Khachataurian
>>153429560wtf I need this
how do they go from lion king/aladdin/hercules to slop like that
>>153429515The deeper you go into the sport the more impressive it is But also man they’re all so hot
>>153429407Eileen gu’s face reminds me of willem dafoe’s green goblin mask/helmet from spider man 1once you see the resemblance you cant unsee it the loyalty to chicoms only compounds the repulsiveness
One quad planned
>he popped his quad miserably Some people in the audience still cheered because they’re no nothing italian
>>153429608>we are who we choose to bewe live in a society
>>153429637He did well afterwards.
Love this guy's music
>there won’t be another /fs/ thread for four years with the bros because this is the only time mods let us out of our containment zone
Best run so far. That is at least a medal run.
>>153429661Yeah. Great theatricality
Illa and Rizzo are so blatantly in your face with their heterosexuality. How will the refs react to this?
>>153429690Nathan Chen was even worse about this. Seemed ashamed of his sport at times. Also he chickened out by not being here
>>153429690I sure hope the judges have seen this.
>tv shows TRAINING SESSION in sky jumping, instead of figure skatingI fucking hate it, guess I should have subscribe to hbo max
Where do the starting points come from?
>>153429703he doctor now
Four quads planned
nika bring shame to the house of eteri
>>153429717From the short program the other day
>>153429724He has the whole rest of his life to be a doctor. A quad duel with ilia would have been cool
>>153429735HOWEVER
>>153429717those are from the short skate a couple days ago, they add to today's score and that total decides the medals
>>153429735the men's game is just a dick measuring contest
>>153429503
Why does Georgia get it's own Olympic team but not other states? Is it like how Scotland has its own world cup team?
Quad lutz? More like quad klutz
>>153429786Because they can
>>153429779Goddamn i love musclemommys
>>153429749>plan the same program>turn on mario kart ghost mode>tie>+2 goldsit's just that easy
>>153429690The age of zesty bois is coming to an end.The age of poon hounds is just beginningFigure skating’s hetero-revolution is well underway and you’re get to witness it in real time
>>153429786You guys also get Puerto Rico thoughever
Eteri is everywhere, it's all so tiresome.
I just KNOW eteri can suck a cock at a world class level
isn't that scary looking lady banned from the sport for being a child abuser
>>153429503>>153429779I appreciate the fact that the source of her jumps is strength rather than puberty blockers and underdevelopmentnice change of pace
>>153429779imagine the permanent nerve damage handjobs
>>153429850she's too based to be chased away
why is dude named after a magazine i used to jerk to
Two quads planned
>>153429879Apparently the dude just got some "Eteri Bonus" points.
>>153429850She lives and coaches in russia and the russian language has no equivalent term for “child abuse” because in their culture the concept simply doesnt exist
>Parents died in the DC plane/heli collisionHoly fuck
>Amerifalls
>>153429779
Mom and dad, this fall is for you.
>>153429896Both fell.
>>153429896Quads? More like kwabs
>>153429913Some of the passengers were junior figure skaters.
>>153429896both FUCKED UP!YEAAAAH!!!!
>>153429856You don't like figure skating
>>153429943A bunch of their coaches too
Memes aside imagine the survivors guilt. Does anyone know why he wasn’t on the same flight back home from Wichita nationals?Maybe he was trying to sleep with Alysa and he missed his flight?
they should just give him the gold because feefees like they did with sale/pelletier
>>153429943Is this how Medalist will end?What a crazy downer that would be
>>153429266we have a new bab so no movie theaters for awhile. we watched ay home No Other Way which we both gee
>>153429850She is such a bully, she pumped and dumped Kami.
I like Naumov’s gumption despite the falls.Hopefully he continues with the sport
Jeff Goldblum enjoyed that performance.
Bitcheri Turderidze is literally the Whiplash Fletcher of figure skating
>>153429986It was for juniors iirc
An American fails, I laugh. This is Trump's fault by the way.
>>153430011He is so gay
>>153430011Jeff enjoys everything
This ice is completely fucked right? Skaters are losing all momentum coming down on the jumps like they are sinking in and getting caught.
>wasn’t even the worst plane crash in us figure skating history
Hey your score is low but the score doesn't matter bud.
>>153430006imagine watching this kind of stuff and thinking>yeah, I should totally put my child in figure skatingI know that russians are subhumans, but come on
>>153430040They're just all attempting really difficult jumps
I'll never understand why those fags in the helicopter were flying so haphazardly at night. Hope those bastards burn in hell.Props to Max for powering through it despite everything. Can't imagine what it must be like
>>153430065The men's side is graceless
Such a choice of music for the mass illiterate plebs.
Is a quad-quad a thing?
>>153430079Woman pilot didn't listen to the co pilot from what I remember
music like this is why bad bunny was the halftime performer
>>153430029Trump is a great leader you gotta admit though, the allegations are a farce
>>153430079I think the ntsb report ruled that the armed forces made a dangerously cluttered flight path for helis there. The blood is also on the military brass who thought themselves above civilian airspace
Ching chong will be thrown into a gulag when he get back to China lmao
>>153430101MIGA retard
>>153430040They will do a refresh after the second group, honestly they should refresh it after each group.
>>153430118He already had his moment in the sun at the last Olympics. If he wasn’t murdered then I doubt he will anymore
>>153430029Yeah haha he fell harder than France in June 1940.Okay maybe not THAT hard but still pretty bad for a figure skater amirite
>>153430101Oh man, dont start...
>>153430079>we don't need night vision or to be on the same radio channel as all the other airplanes around here it's fine>rams into a big ass airplane
>>153430093Once again, women ruin everything.
>>153429943
>>153430101Nice bait
>>153430129did you vote Kamala? kek imagine
what happened to that sailor moon chick?
>>153430118In china its called “laogai”
>>153429986his parents ran the high-end youth program at the skating club of boston, so it was likely just them coaching others. >>153430079DCA is a complete mess of an airspace, and it's 100% on the army doing cowboy shit with crap pilots.
>>153430172Too old
>>153430164>>153430142>>153430029Take it to /pol/ y’all. We’re here for kino and butts
>>153430065I think it's more than this, listen to the ice, it sounds like they are skating on sandpaper and they are struggling a lot with gaining and maintaining momentum.
>>153430172she skates on the 17th
>>153430148he was te one who started because people are obsessed
>>153430192Actually she's the same age as Amber Glenn I guess it's because Russia moved on after that Olympics because they used 15 year olds
>>153430192not for me
>>153430085hello?
As a 100 years old man - measured in figure skater's age, he did exceptionally well.
Was is sovl, /sp/?
>>153430198but he started it>my big secret is i dont even hate france all that much
>>153430203Stop posting this goblina
>Best female skater ever>Original anime girl>Never won gold and sees new girl take her place and succeed where she couldn'tI bet she's seething
>>153429779based webm maker
Hags out
>>153430172Her coach eteri uses brutal training regime that puts cunny through the meat grinder so they only have a chance at one Olympic cycle before their bodies collapse
>>153430040exactly, either the ice is fucked up, or the italians did a little sabotage when it comes to the international skaters in this group training -notice they all fell in all their programs except for the italian.
>>153430203>goblinadont refer to my raccoon hapa girlfriend that way.It’s unbecoming
>>153430275I still have pics on my phone from that 2018
>>153430275Yuna clears
>>153430203She dresses like madoka magika, not sailor moon
>>153430249Who do we have to save the duck from?
>>153430294Sorry that comment was meant for this sassy young whippersnapper here >>153430266
How can anyone not like Hans Zimmer's music?
>>153430249Not sovl, but still filled with heart
>>153430316Its a free palestine thing but they aren't allowed to be political so its subtle as could be
>>153430275>>153430298If you’re gonna goon during the ice resurfacing break at least post the vid link so we can enjoyhttps://youtu.be/7bwjhLR-wU0?si=0gRBMUWzhCFUX_tz
Why is men's skating so soulless?
>>153430298>I still have pics on my phone from that
>>153430361difficulty over style
>>153430341Muppet Treasure Island is unironically one of his best theatrical scores
>>153430294Hey I never said she was a goblina shes cute tho
>>153429675enjoy it while you canenjoy it while we can
>>153430385Oh okay i was just checking carry on then fren
>>153429786obscure Civil War-era treaty that allowed Georgia to represent itself as a sovereign entity in "international matters and conferences" so the Olympics qualifies. very niche part of American history. not widely known.
Men are boring, I just want to watch cute Russian girls
Why doesn’t Alysa skate to weeb music?
Ice is too soft and melting, puddles all over. Whole team on it right now with mops and buckets trying to fix it lmao.
>>153430435This
>>153430286
>simone biles
>>153430486how many points is this worth
>>153429675recently watched this movie again for the first time since becoming a dad... blubbered like a bitch
>>153430424I thought that treaty was abrogated by the 1904 Treaty of Kokomo when the federal government accepted the newly settled Indiana territory into the Union as the 49th slave state
>>153430514It’s definitely had the best glow up of all the Nolan movies since release. His best soundtrack too.
>ilia turns around and head nods to the camera right when it zooms in on himanime character
BOO!
>>153430458Italian excellence
>>153430501imagine if simone biles cared about figure skating
>>153425529Looks like a square-headed Down
Do hockey players respect figure skating men
>>153430486Where has Isabeau been hiding the last few days?
>>153430568thanks i just threw up in my mouth a little
>>153430203sexo eyes
>>153430512
Quiet! All of you. We're approaching the quad zone.
What’s his deal?
>>153430582Handjobs only at the village because she has to save her hips for competition
There is a Russian and a Ukrainian on ice at the same time! One of them is going to get invaded!
>>153430612Still mad that Superman always thwarts his schemes
>>153430549>russian, israeli, americanThat's like the unholiest trinity
>>153430604Kek
>>153430600they are so whimsi
>>153430622isabeau doesn't know what sex is
>>153430582she’s been hiding a half pound bag of hashish in her rectum to sell in the olympic villageif you’re not competing you might as well make a quick buck while you’re there
Congrats to team USA having the most American skaters with the most traditional American names ever.
>>153430582>Alysa and Isabeau nowhere to be found ever since the Team event awards ceremony>Jamaican bobsled team also nowhere to be foundShould we tell him?
>>153430682Don't even start, Mohammed.
>skates you have one minute remaining in the warm up DUN DUN
>>153430700That’s so nineties. Girlies now prefer the Korean speed skating team
>>153430682these names belong to us now.Eventually you will all be absorbed into the freedom blobit is your fateyou cannot escape it
The Russian is ON!
>>153430437Normalturds would get disgusted by the Superior Japanese Culture>>153430637Proppa Khazarian cow
>Only nog in the crowd playing with his jewelry
Five quads planned
>five quadsquadgodbros?
Yo did this ruskie just land a quad lutz?
>>153430682>>153430738Saw an Aussie skater named "Danny Chen" the other day
This guy is good holy shit
>>153430747yeah>little bitch quads….
Tick tock ilia
Dude looks like an extra from Amadeus
>>153430746which country is that
Beautifully done!
>>153430801just wait til the finish
Skating after resurfacing seems like a slight advantage
>>153430822Association of Interesting NEETS
>Wins gold>Has to listen to the shitty IOC theme instead of his glorious homeland anthem
>>153430801>five quads
>>153430801>you mozart imma let u finish>but fo’ real Salieri wrote the best concerto OF ALL TIME y’allam i remembering the line correctly
>>153430822https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00054617.htm
Why the fuck does NBC cut the feed as soon as the shit ends. I want to see the reactions.
>>153430851
>>153430903Watch the venue thread. You see these
>>153430129Lol what are you, a Biden guy? Jfc anon, get it together
>>153430903Americans just can't handle Russia.
Yes!
Not top 5
>>153430486they are fucking
>zero deductionsNo gold for us
Least inspiring outfit
what is a sal cow
Father fighting in Ukraine war. Son skate dancing on ice. Make that make sense.
KWAB
russia gold ez
1 quad
>>153430950what like all three of them together at the same time?
>>153430903Watch the totally legal CBC stream. Gotta hand it to the Canucks for never taking the camera off the venue the whole time.One thing I learned this Olympics is how absolutely cucked out televising stations are.
Chocked! The Onikarinian chocked!The comments from the Internet were right, he shouldn't be there.
Ukrainian right after the Russian who planned this shit
>Peacock cucks Ukraine by showing a commercial
>>153430987Exactly
This has to be the worst sport at the olympics. Long boring routines with ballet arm waving that all look exactly the same to the worst music. I’m glad the media let me know to only bother tuning in at the end for the backflipping amerirussian.
>>153430974sow cow, which is stupid because sows are already cows so why say it twice
this guy is mid no cap fr fr
>>153431014Win a medal first before you disparage our sport, pleb
>>153430992They have to.BBC, CBC and ABC are state televisions, not commercial companies.
>>153430908>why God>you allowed him to perform FIVE quads?>from now on we are enemies - you and I
>>153430992Its super fucked because It's not like the athletes get any of the money from these ads. Its all lining the pockets of NBC.
This is boring af. When is Ilia?
shitty music desu
>>153430486kek
>>153431002what book is isabeau reading while she sits in the cuck chair when this is happening
>>153431063Next
>>153431014Not enough Ngubu and Salah for you?
They be sending everyone
>>153431064Some industrial song would be better than all these pop slop
>>153431052And guess what Trump did? Killed the only state funded television station PBS. People act like America is so amazing when this entire country is fucked by corporate greed and super rich.
How many times would you fall if you had to go out there tonight, /sp/?
Well we beat the hohols that is all God asked of us.
Off to the front with you
>>153431063Check the schedule
Please give Ukraine at least one medal :(
>>153431052we have commercials and Fidesz propaganda on our state channels
snowboarding is over and now /fs/ has full attention
>>153431116once because i'd simply remain on the ice
>>153431073>what book is isabeau reading while she sits in the cuck chairhttps://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks02/0200601.txt>when this is happeningLate 1920s.
>>1534311160
>>153431112PBS was just a taxpayer-funded propaganda feed for the DNC. Good riddance.
3 quads
>>153431112PBS died with This Old House he did them a favor
Wish i was born in a community where figure skating was normalized. Figure skaters have the most sex by far.
>>153431118ngl, your guy did amazing, Ivan.
I feel this dude is going to ruin Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No.2
>rach 2 Hell yeah some kino music finally
Nice
>>153431147>Translated into English by James Murphy (died 1946)>translates mein kampf>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>153431179I'm not pretty enough to be a figure skater
Canada doin fine
>Jolly Green Leaf
Is backloading still a thing?
>>153431189It is overplayed here but I can't complain because its good music
>>153431073Its either gonna be >The Story of Oor>Your Money or Your Life by Neil Cavuto
>>153431179why don't the dutch show up to figure skating and just go really fast maybe it would work
I'm watching skeleton on rachmaninov concerto, nice
>>153431136It’s pretty jarring going from peak athletic men pulling off ridiculous tricks to effeminate Tom Holland wannabies spinning like a girl.
>>153431179Unironically being able to take a girl on an ice rink is an S tier date. >hold hands naturally>catch her if she slips>wearing skates makes you taller>cold weather makes her want to snuggle later
>>153431073>Reading that chud Korean chick that goes on transphobic rants on right wing mediaReddit was having a meltdown over this
>>153431073GRRM gave her an advanced copy of The Winds of Winter
>>153431136let's see which one is more rigged kek
>>153431249By the time she finishes it, she'll be retired
>>153430985kys huengr
>>153431234kek
I already know Yuma Kagiyama is going to lose but dammit I'll be celebrating that silver like it's gold. He's the best all around skater by a mile
>>153431228Dutch people are only capable of thinking along one axis (the x axis) which is why they do well in lateral end to end racesFigure skating requires proficiency in two >skating across the ice (x axis)>jumping up and down (y axis)its literally beyond their cognitive ability to even conceptualize thats why you dont see any dutch figure skaters
Blonde but looks like the mouldiest fucking ginger ever.
bye russki off to the front lines with you
Fucking love Stravinsky
>>153431350what if they put wings on their costume and achieved flight would that work
Three quads
The Russian dude's short program was too lame, otherwise he will have a shot for the podium.
Want to ravage this Nip's bussy
>>153431387No, he won't finish in the top 5 in the free skate either
Why are the best composers always Russian?
absolute kino music choice for this lad.
The Ruskis are in a total meltdown (again)https://neochan.net/fs/res/709041.html
>>153431383no because they dont understand vertical movement at all attaching wings still wouldnt workits why all dutch people believe that all birds are flightless birds
Anyone else watch this as a kid?
>>153431427Stop posting this board they share cock videos there, but banned me for asking a question
this music sounds familiar what movie was this in
>>153431421They suffer very nobly and create great art from that
>>153431453were you asking a question about one of the cocks
>>153431421Professor Jiang will explain it to you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6xg4C3cteQ
sugoi desu ne
>>153431467Recently it was in The Phoenician Scheme last year
So my commentator said Malinin is the third openly gay singles skater after Johnny Weird and Adam Rippon from the states
>>153431467Honey I Shrunk the Kids starring Rick Moranis
Ah, LA. The home of great composers such as Stravinsky, Rachmaninoff, Schoenberg
>>153431471No, asked about a hot Russian butch
Podium chance?
>>153431453>they share cock videos thereyuck!Is this one better?https://2ch.su/sp/res/3286306.html
All these guys are so good damn
Hes crying again
>>153431528So you were asking about her cock?a cock is still a cock even if it’s a feminine cock
>>153431489oh yes that's right
2 quads
Quadgodbros... i'm worried...
>>153431531Zero
>>153431531The judges cucked him, he got much lower than last time for no reason
>watching multiview>One side of the screen has graceful figure skating>The other side has a bunch of hockey players fighting over a puckkino
welp
>>153431136>>153431234QRD: The fight for medals is very close.>current standings>Ilia #1 with 6 point lead>less than 1 point between 2nd and 3rd>less than 1 point between 4th and 7th>current 3rd place skater (Adam Siao) has choked big events in the pastGold is likely Ilia but silver and bronze are still very much up in the air.
>>153431572He will be miles ahead of everyone else.
I found a 2ch thread where ostensibly this Sato Shun guy was posting periodically about his season. confusing site to navigate as ESO
>>153431540nice qt posting
I'm so glad video exists... otherwise we'd have to hear until the end of times yuna kim and yuruzu are the goats, and that they landed quints easily
The wind up before they go for the triple axel is always aura
>>153431561Whatever
oof big fuckup
>>153431492he's only pretending!>>153431615why doesn't ilia post for us
>>153431601Damn I missed Ilia then
>>153431611You have your own boards, cocksucker
>>153431531his SP was too weak but he should be really proud of that team skate performance
>>153431632No, he goes last
>>153431625I was honestly just trying to help
This faux running looks dope why don't more do it
Kino choreography
>>153431632hell yeah
The mutt is doing surprisingly well!
>>153431063>>153426756Competing in America's Next Drag Queen
love that song
Grafström fans, do we still think he’s the goat?
>>153431666>>153431649
I think it's beautiful that americans are a different ethnicity in every sport :)
Yo this score better not be the finalFigure skating judges need to stop reading the goddamn Drudge Report before judging our routines eat my shit.
>he can spellAdvanaced American right there
>>153431632Not yet, Ilia skates last today. Those standings are from the short program on Wednesday. The short program score will be added to today's free program score for medals.In figure skating it's always ordered from lowest rated skaters to highest rated for maximum kino.
>>153431679>sweden dominates figure skating>doesn't do it at homewhat did stockholm 1912 mean by this
>dick button went back to back What could’ve been for Nathan
Hot take but way more interesting footwork and tricks in Aggressive Inline these days due to Wizard Skating adding more ultra-technical footwork/figure skating styles to it.I keep watching these routines and thinking how much better they would be if they did some Mushroom blading stuff.Also honestly think that if you stuck him in ince skates, Sean Kelso could probably pull off a quint jump.
>>153431590Business idea: Figure skating Muay Thai with hockey bats
>>153431679Gillis Grafström is just a poor man’s Chazz Michael Michaels
>>153431052>>153431112Eh. It's pretty cool that we get the full feed as well, but our state radio and television company has been completely captured by leftist ideology for the past 20+ years and woke past ten or so. And then they have the gall to larp as neutral.
>>153431644So do you faggot
>Watches Game of Thrones to calm himself wut
>>153431710>jenkins>jenkinsbrothers or husbands
Kevin Gaymoz
>>153431710>USA sweep the last time it was in cortinaHow we have fallen
THIS FROG IS ZESTY AS FUCK
Zesty nigga
>>153431732No, this is my board nigger slave
How dare he skate with Boléro after Kami?! It gives me flashbacks!
>>153431766lol
>>153431687OK sorry just got here At least it was personal best for him.Now here comes France.. UGH look at Mr. Bolero what a jerk this probably will have the usual giant score for doing nothing.
>>153431710>john curry lol
>>153431710>last time men’s olympic figure skating was held in cortina it was a clean burger sweepGood omen?
>french>looks indianuhhhh
>>153431590This but also the luge on my 3rd monitor
Those red arms are ugly and distracting as hell
is this really the best the frogs could offer?
obligatory Bolero
the music fucking sucks yo
I don't think anons here can handle this.
>>153431773Sorry we fucked your grandma but you have to let it go already.
this guy just can't jump straightcurious
Too many mistakes unfortunately
Is it just me or are all these French skating guys gay as hell What’s going on over there
>frenchthe french judge is going to him a 200 score aren't they
This is why everyone hates the French.
>>153431820*skeleton
>>153431830No they still have Adam
>>153431830they straight got away clean with stealing the ice dancing gold the rest is basically house money for them they probably dont give a shit
Why does he hate the judge?
>>153431845she mogs me in all areas
get this bum outta here
300 points for being zesty
>>153431845Going to turn her straight and she will be mine
>>153431883i mean did you see her outfit?
Zest level?
>>153431883Believe it or not but this is how French boys look when they turn 15
very nice let's see the french judge's score
lmao i love this guy
This is Kevin Aymoz's last Olympics with hair
Gogolev and Shun tricked me, now it's shitters. Who's the next good one, other than Kagiyama and Malinin?
This is how you skate Boléro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8_6llkx9E
>>153431852The only thing you fuck is pigs, 1.2 million of your manlet cocksuckers already died against the poorest third world shithole in Europe and all your skaters suck arabian cocks in dubai
>CBC commentary saying they gave a double toe points for a tripleSO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>153431440Doesn't look familiar
The judge wasn't impressed
I can't wait for the Korean to lose
>Canada has finish silver five times including two repeat silvers>japan ended 3 decades of US Russia dominance in Sochi and then repeated themselves
>>153431713Shit take. Figure skating isn’t just “skating with tricks”. Quads and especially quints rely on blade rocker, toe pick mechanics, edge bite on ice, and completely different take-off physics. Wheels don’t replicate that. The friction, balance point, and landing mechanics are not comparable. Being elite on inline does not mean you can walk into figure skates and rotate a quint. Different equipment. Different physics. Different sport.
>>153431845this is the lesbian, right? what a shame
>>153431958Careful Franz. Remember when you boys tried to invade Russia. Didn't go very well for you.
quad god
kek
Ilia Grugginin
>>153432008because you stabbed them in the back mutt
If quads score the highest then why not do all quads?
The big dogs have entered
>>153432037why not quints>rolling
>>153432037Because they suck at it. Only 14 year olds can pull it off
>>153432037Because it's hard as hell.
>the CBC stream olympicstreams stream and streamed.pk are both downNOOOOO SAVE ME /sp/
>>153432037Exhausting, extremely difficult, and if you mess up you lose a giant chunk of points. High risk high reward
>>153431773Keep seething faggot this board is American just as your conquered country is American. It figures a kike like you wouldn’t want to mingle with his fellow countrymen on krautchan.
>>153432037High risk of failure and fatigue.
>>153432067I would just do it twelve times and win, simple as
Terry Gannon somehow looks gayer than Johnny Weir today.
For such a zesty ass sport I'm surprised it's mostly eastern europeans? Are they closeted ? Not enough southern euros playing either...
Isabeau's sweaty toes in my mouth
>>153432083>if you mess up you lose a giant chunk of points.unless the american pay the judges
>>153432036Germany declared war on us tho
>>153432037>quadssmall-minded anon, quints are where it's at.
>>153432098Thats because Weir has natural aura
>>153432075https://freestreams-live1a.pk/tnt-sports2uk/Olympicstreams.co
>>153432075they keep dogwalking us into this every afternoon
>>153432075The Amerimutt NBC is still ON, if you don't mind their "muttness".
Why didn’t you become a figure skater, /sp/?
>>153432088Listen nigger, I know you love to suck kike cock, but you don't have to suck russki cock also, greetings to the fat childfucker Donaldo
>>153431918Extremely high, you should have seen his short program he skated on lady gaga
Cman Ilya
Finished my walk just in time for Ilia
Everybody else go home, the Quad God is here.
>>153432144no aura
AAAAAAAH STREAMS DEAD I'M GONNA MISS IT
>>153432100twinks are stereotypically eastern european
>>153432144cock too big
>>153432144I'm not zesty enough
>>153432171>>153432126
Dubs and ilia falls three times or more
>here's how nathan chen can still win
REMINDER: Here are the short program scores from Wednesday before today's final group. The group will skate in ascending order, so #6 first and #1 Ilia last.>TSS: TOTAL score>TES: technical ability score (total element score)>PCS: artistry score (program component score)4-6 are less than 1 point apart.Adam is unfortunately very inconsistent so despite his 10 point lead his bronze isn't secure at this point.
>>153432115you were already involved both in the atlantic and in providing aid to the soviet union, they just called you out and formally declared
>>153432144Too fat.
>>153432100it just had a big tradition in the eastern bloc
>>153432007In her own words, she is “bi-sexual”.
>>153432199>ilia lower program scorehahahahaha it's already over for us
I like this guys aesthetic
>>153432202and just look at how smart of a decision that turned out to be
MASSIVE CHUTE
OH FUCK
Bad fall
CHUTE
OWARI DA
Big oof
KOREA DOWN KOREA DOWN
kek, he flew over the board.
>>153432258like my dog desu
>>153432223what happens here>off by 1
Doesn't count as a fallt. American
Is this hockey or figure skating?
He didn’t seal the Han-moon…
do the male dancers all fuck each other back in the olympic village?
>>153432281this is overtime according to IIHF rules
actually impressive he pretty much hit everything after a fall that big
wtf is this wrench saying
>>153432258BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
gook ngmi
Why do brown people love South Korea?
Reddit girlies reaction to the fall
>>153432296yep big orgy over night Ram Ranch style
>that korean in full Ferrari gearkimi
>>153432296it's why isabeau brought books to read
>>153429608Why do people seethe over Eileen so much?
>>153432327Kpoop consoomers
What is he thinking in this moment?
Wait, I thought they retained their semen to perform better.
>other events hand gold medals out like candy>figure skating makes you do several different routines for a single medal
>>153432345sir its gimi
>>153431947I guess it's only good guys now? Gook was impressive despite the fall.
>>153432354She is a lesbian
>>153429407more white phenotype
>>153432327only 100% female country in the world
>>153432377The loophole is cumming in each other, that way they are technically still retaining semen
>>153432382Yeah and even then you still need to surpass judging bias tooGiven everything an Olympic gold in FS is an immortal accomplishment
>>153432377they do>>153432382it's more kino that way
>>153432374>Yup thats me, you probably wonder how I got here
>covering his chest with disgusting brown fabricthe french would NEVER
America Represented!Chudie:>Hobbies: readinghttps://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00111287.htmGamer Zoomer:>Hobbies: dancing, playing computer gameshttps://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00103196.htmAutistic lesbo:>Hobbies: mental health advocacy, Magic the Gathering, Animehttps://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00034367.htm
>>153432377kpop men are on estrogen so they have no semen
>>153432354She can always hang out at the outer edge of the sex pile and catch rogue cumshots>>153432364I really dont even care if she wants ro merc for another country good for her i guess. I do seem to recall after opting to compete for china (and accepting chinese citizenship to do so) she turned back around and attended stanford on a scholarship that was supposed to exclusively be for american citizens but my memory isnt 100% on that it was four years ago after all
>>153432374Sum ting wongWii too lowHo lee fukBang ding ow
>>153432437>Magic the Gatheringwhat color deck does she play? i bet either red or green
>>153432388no that's the other one isabeau doesn't even know what sex is
be honest, would you fuck any of these twinks?
Medal performance
>>153432472Isabeau is a lesbian well
beat goes hard
>>153432477No but not because I’m homophobic but because I’m a virgin.
MULTIPASS
>>153432451but no quad axel
Webm of the fall anyone?
wtf is this circus music, very underwhelming performance
>>153432499>based and Plavalaguna-pilled
I liked the son, coolest guy so far
The Fifth Element
Sounds like this music might have been used in some film but maybe I'm thinking of something else.
he's not doing the arms thing
>>153432514You've never seen 5th Element?
OH NO NO NO BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>153432489is it because she was groomed (by amber)?
Bro really danced to alien opera singers based
so he's the guy that hates women so such?
kino
>>153432451He actually did what, 5?
M U L T I P A S S
>>153432522AZIZ, LIGHT!
>>153432514not very super green.
>>153432537based
he doesn't look very kazakhstani
>>153432545Four
https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00104418.htm
>>153432552K O R B E NDALLAS
>>153432529That was a medal performance but Shaidarov isn't in contention for gold after his short program. Could win silver or bronze though depending on the next skaters since the scores in the short were so close
>>153432514It's Bayonetta's Baal Opera :^)https://youtu.be/tdJSXy1tSks?si=gDpWgaaafVI8H3pF
>>153432437based gamers
NIPPON NO
Kazakh numba 1!
Holy score, can quad god do it?
Gooks got robbed
another fake italian with german surname, where are the guys with massive noses?
He will be on the podium!
3 quads planned
>>153432569They have about 1/2 chance to look Asian.
why is this italian guy dressed like a jesuit priest
Canada still doesn't have a gold medal.
>>153432328what's it like to date a reddit girl?
>>153432437to be fair spending time around the sort of men who play magic would turn most women lesbo
>>153432633He’s skating to the film Conclave
>>153432633so there is also something for kids
>>153432638like dating anyone else with a penis
Don't know anything about figure skating.Would it take an all time bedshit for Melanin not to win?
>>153432634Imagine being an arctic wasteland and not being able to medal. Even Australia has one
Utterly based soundtrack selection
>>153432633hes a big fan of conclave
>>153432654oh i see that actually kind of makes sense
>114.68 how do you beat this ?
>Jannik Sinner>Daniel GrasslWhy are the best Italians not Italian?
>>1534326632 big mess-ups should suffice.
>>153432634even Anglos have one now kek
>>153432617White and blonde Italians have been a thing for so long theyre just a different clan of Italians essentially
>>153432674>>153432677>movie is about trannieswhat a surprise ...
>>153432682landing a quint axel
>>153432669We have 2 now, actually
They stand in judgement of the skaters but who stands in judgement of us, /fs/?
>>153432682114.69 will beat that easily
CHOKE
>>153432617Hezz-a Italian ok?
>>153432654The accounts state that later church processions avoided this spot and that the Vatican removed the female pope from its official lists and crafted a ritual to ensure that future popes were male.>crafted a ritual to ensure that future popes were male.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
>>153432707the mods
this faggot would accept my masive cock
Kazakh guy had some crazy combos, impressive.
>>153432622Nigger, stop taking drugs and keep sucking dicks, Nippon is owning this board. And they hate Niggers and the us
Bro coomed
>>153432695This is how real italians look like
crap music and falling down
>>153432731gargle some diarrhea jeet
that was mid and im a huge conclave fan
>>153432638Hell
Italian was kinda boring desu
I would annihilate this boys hole. Buckle up buttercup
Kazakh had the 2nd highest potential score for this part, behind iliat. Heard commentator say that hours ago
come here little Italian boy I will make you feel better come to daddy
Certainty is the great enemy of unity. Certainty is the deadly enemy of tolerance. Even Plushenko was not certain at the end. "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" he cried out in his agony at the ninth hour on the rink. Our faith is a living thing precisely because it walks hand-in-hand with doubt. If there was only certainty and no doubt, there would be no mystery. And therefore, no need for faith. Let us pray that God will grant us an Olympic gold medalist who doubts. And let him grant us a champion who sins and asks for forgiveness and who carries on.
>>153432638They look like this
>>153432736"Kazakh"
Yeah Italy sucked.Thankfully now it's only chink jap and ruskie.
Finally, the real competition is starting
So the next french guy is a fast of famine kind of athlete, right?
I have a good feeling about Siao
Kimmy's boyfriend now
nihao
Why are there so many brown figure skating fans on twitter? It doesn't even snow in their countries
>>153432823they ghey
Kazakhstan medal?
I jinxed his ass sorry bros
>>153432806and now it's over
big oof
It's over
ahahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA KWAB KWAB KWABc'est fini
sorry guys I fell
RIP, run already over.>>153432788All Kazakhs are Russians and none of them hide it.
WTF is up with this ice dude
C'EST FINI
OH NONONONONONON
Oof that one hurst No gold for you this time France
My stream is behind. I read about the falls before I see them. kek.
Listening to the french broadcast and it's like they're getting stabbed every time he falls.
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rigged judges will still rate him highly
>falls down on first jumpwelp switching tabs let me know when it s over.
yikes
He always chokes
>>153432740Yeah like 2000 years ago, they've had blonde white Italians for hundreds of years
>>153432866>here's how france can still win
I can do better than this
Our GOAT Ilia won't fall r-right guys
>>153432812
>>153432871CBC commentators sound gutted too
how embarrassing the shirt trick seems after that fall
He fell so hard I bet there are shits in his pants right now.
>>153432883Stop posting redditslop
>>153432834Well...
Isn't the last Nip also a free program choker? Or did he already get the choke out of the way in the short?
nice traffic lights heh
>>153432892Never fallen before
This faux frenchies career is over
>the creation of AdamMore like the destruction.
>>153432918kek
BRONZE FOR KAZAHKSTAN!
respect
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOugly backflip
Audience feels so bad for him theyre clapping for him like hes the underdog rising against his disaster
>God created Adam>He failed his first jump after a lifetime of training>God uncreated Adam to try better next time
Siao Him Fa -> See Him Fuck
That was brutal, rigged ice
First jump
Feeling bad for the french guy>>153432892Even if he falls 4 times, he will win
>stumbling even on non-jumps
Backflips are so easy, every skater can do them
>names Adam>dances to Creation of Adamthis is some WWE shit its like how Sol Rucas finisher is Sol Snatcher
>>153432922More like the Fall of Man
I gotta hand it to the nbc commentators not having big reactions when they fall
another win for Satan
>unscheduled backflip because he just couldnt give a fuck anymore
TIME FOR YUMAtook silver to the last burger quad spammer in TokyoCAM ON YUMA!!!Y U M AUMA
The French judges will work their magic
The audience are lovely, trying to encourage him keep going.
>>153432779
>>153432919His winning performance had quite the slip, im scared to see him choke
>>153432956>God uncreated Adam to try better next timehe didnt do that shit nigga wtf are you talking about
>>153432956>God created Russia do Arabs can fuck their bitches
>>153432994seethe
I need the nip to do well to keep any kind of tension going
>>153432981>he ate of the forbidden fruitngmi
>>153432973DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!
>>153432995yeah they are mostly cute old women
vghhh...the fall of lucifer
I really like the venue feed commentator. She doesn't fuck around. Calls their performance shit when they fail.
It must feel awesome to be a guy like the kazakh who was nr 1 for multiple opponents constantly worried you might get thrown off podium and now have this guarantee that you're getting a medal anywayespecially since its a big deal for Kazakhs his life is set
>>153433010Don't cry, it will get better.
I swear this one punch man looking fella is everyones coach
YUMA KAGIYAMA!YUMA!YUMA!!YUMAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that bald guy is a demonic entity
>yuzuru was married for like a month
>Falls everywhere and still gets 6th over the german pidser broFrench judging
He did not deserve a score that high
shame on him.
Gutted for him, the program was beautiful artistically but too many failed jumps :(
>>153433031yes, she's better than Johnny Weir constantly spazzing out.
>>153433050Post his ex
THE BALD GUY IS SO DEAD INSIDE
>Christopher TinHoly based
>>153432962opening with a triple axel while still cold is considered risky according to the greek commentator
IT'S OVER
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>stumblewell that's the end of that
these guys SUCK
Just tuned in and its already ogre
FUCKgg
Grats USA
OH NO
Trump made ice slippy
>>153433010Kike still seething
Jesus these guys are awful where are my cute little russian girls to show them how it's done
Yuma nooooo
Starting to think they put chalk and glue in this ice
>Video game soundtrack from Civilization
It's ogre
Which one, white men?
surely there is something wrong with the ice I mean wtf..
All this falling is really making today exciting
WTF is going on EVERYONE is falling
its over
owari da
i cant watch this
>>153433039It won't , your sluts will keep sucking arabic cocks, poor faggot
GOLD FOR KAZAKHSTANVERY NICE!
Should have ran Nathan Chen to go 1-2
They RIGGED the ice
>all these fallsBrehs, I'm afraid for our boy.
It's over, Ilia won the Gold!
Blame the ICE
They should try not falling. It ruins the whole thing.
So many falls im scared for Illia
owarida
bukkake cancelled, seppuku planned
This is just as dumb as watching the snowboard tricks Judging need to stop rewarding high risk moves for spectacle
>>153433129You know who didn't fall today? Nathan Chen. He can still win this thing.
Far as Im concerned Ilia is the only one worth caring about
not looking good yuma bros
>>153433095Nigger still sucking russki cock
First time watching figure skating it's fun, didn't know it was this popular Also who's that bald dude that appears with every skater at the end?
>>153433156you don't want to know that ...
>>153433133Yeah im not celebrating anything prematurely.if kagiyama is falling anybody be falling
>>153433156their sugar daddy
>>153433156Agent 47
>>153433154>>>/r/uhg
>>153433107I bet they all suck cock in dubai
>>153433156>Also who's that bald dude that appears with every skater at the end?A lot of these skaters train in the same places with the same coaches. I think Montreal is a big city for it
>>153433156just wait for the girls lol
he's knows even his best skate might not be enough to best Iliait's just too much
>>153433139FUCK ICE ?
Im betting they got this rigged in favor of kazakhastani, wouldn't surprise me they'd want America to lose to them of all countries
>>153433156The same guy who appeared with all the women in porn not so long ago.
>>153433154A Russian is about to win the competition so keep seething Jew boy
uncharacteristically poor for Yuma. sadKaori will redeem JPN in women's
F
Ilia finna choke
>>153433156He is the fat ugly bastard who fucks all the twinks
>>153433147nathan chen put up a literal perfect performance todayzero deductions whatsoever
Its time bros
>>15343315647
>>153433199lmao no the japs always choke at the olympics
Lmao this ice is so fucked. Hopefully Ilya eats shit on it as well and Borat to victory
HE FELL ON HIS ASS
>>153433195Which one? Tell me fat nigger cocksucker?
>>153433156He is the guy they have to sleep with to skate professionally. The harvey weinstein of figure skating.
>Have some music composed specifically for you>Produce... thatkwab
How many times can Ilia Malinin fall and still win now?Like four times?
His coach looks PISSED
Japanese athletes got their skates ruined in the podium, over for Kaori
>>153433186The ICE are in Milan to sabotage the ice:https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/6/anti-ice-protesters-rally-in-milan-ahead-of-olympics-opening
I should really go to bed soon but I promised during the team competition that I would stand up during the US anthem if Malinin wins and I will stand by my vow.
japan taking R
As expected, he choked the free. He's a very complete skater, but he just doesn't have the X factor that Yuzuru had.
>>153433195You're right, Shaidorov is Russian
lmao at his dad
the old guy looks like hes about to shoot him
The Quad Cuck is on ice!
HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
inb4 he does the flip and lands on his face knocking himself out
lmao that japanese coach
gigachoke pls
kazak bruvas how we feelin?
He was horrible and still got second, what a joke
God even his outfit is extra
Everybody, prepare your Borat memes in case Illia chokes
Q U A D G O D
ENTER
I hope Ilia either does really well or completely shits the bed. A win with a so so performance is the worst case scenario.
Oh right, this dumb dialogue.
is that Griffith?
this fucking voice-over shit is the most cringe shit i've ever seen
I'll be impressed when he slides 80mph across the ice rink lying face down. That's how a real man wins gold.
Seven quads planned.
>>153433257Second place is nice too.
HE CHOKED
the fuck
FUCKED IT
>cucked out of the quadit's over
kwab?
>red markits over
>no axelgoing to bed
What's red vs yellow box mean?
>two ruskians battling it outthis is just like watching ping pong
HOLY CHOKE. KWAB
>italian ice
>another choke
This soundtrack is cringe as shit
mental choking kek
>no quads>now his shitty skating is exposedtop kek
Chocked!He chocked!
C H O K E G O D
>>153433278only needing 75 points for the gold is easy here
Mom's spaghetti
He only needs a 114.68 right?
HOLY SHIT HE LOST TRACK OF HIS PROGRAM JUST DOING RANDOM MOVEIS
BORAT BROS??????????
LMAO
ON HIS ARSEQUAD DWEEB
oh brother this guy stinks
>GB wins goldpandoras box has openedthe curse of choking is now the rest of the worlds to bear
NOOOOO
STOP THE COUNT
ACABOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>amerifall
se acabo
these finals suck
KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
K W A BWAB
100% everyone will blame the ice
Kek the faggot choked
Its so fucking over
Ruined.
kek this guy is the penaldo of figure skating
Silver. FuckIlia fucked it. I cant watch the rest
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
RUSSIA WINS
ok this is hilarious
GGs
TALKED ABOUT THIS FAG THE ENTIRE OLYMPICS. HOLY KWAB
KWABOTY
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Who ruined the ice? Skategate 2026It's a disaster, figure skating gore.
He's done for
ANOTHER FALL
Will he be on the podium at all?
>italian icefix it again tony
>misses the podium completely
HOLY SPAGHETTIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW KWABOTY
YUMA YOU BLEW ITYUMAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUMAAA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Putin did that
I thought this guy was supposed to be good? KWAB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did they like not zamboni this correctly or what
Fuck this ice
What part of Kazakhstan are you guys from?
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES KWAB LIKE LITTLE GIRLS
That was hard to watch, fuckheartbreaking
kwab god
what part of Kazakhstan are you guys from?
WTF CHOKE OF THE CENTURY MELTDOWN WE HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT AT THIS STAGE
Washed up already. This isn't the greatest.
Oh he looks pissed lmaooooo
legit feel sad. seeing destiny snatched away like that is heart shattering.
Holy choke
He's still going to win despite that
He dropped to the 24th position!
how did the ruskie ( kazak ) was able to do it?
>>153433406Almaty
>>153433219The Kazakh
>>153433406Vienna
Aww he's crying
thats fucking insane
>US and A
FALLGOD
WE HATE ICE HERE
>>153433406kazan
>are you ok?>shakes his headoof
Kek wtf is it over
>>153433406this song goes very hard I hate women
>this is america's greatest athleteKWAB NATION
MAKE A LAUGH AT MALININ THREAD RIGHT THIS INSTANT HE IS THE FACE OF THESE OLYMPICS WE WILL REMEMBER THIS FOR YEARS
FUCKING LOLWhat's going on with the ice?
it's jewover
lost 72 points lmao KWAB
NICE ILYAthe monesy of ice skatingKWAB
FUCK ICE
WHERES THE BACKFLIP, MANSLEY?!
>7 quads planned>does 2 and fallsComplete and utter failure.
An executive order has just come through: MALININ IS RUSSIAN.
Never want to hear about this homo and his gay voiceovers again
the men were menning today
deleting my ilia folder
The Kazakh Monster Cock penetrated sissy Ameriboi's ASS!
>polish commentators are suspecting kalshi interference over all these fallslmao
I need to be there to comfort him
>>153433438>Yuma choked>Ilia chokedSomething's up.
The jewish twink that was promised
Tony has a new contender
KAZAK JUDGE ABOUT TO STITCH HIM UPTHAT WAS A 200+ PERFORMANCE
>>153433406Lake Tengiz region, born and bred
>they should've sent me to Beijing 4 years ago>IT'S NOT EASY!LMAO
>>153433449the french is the only one who can protest about the ice malinin had lost track of his routine before the fall
There is going to be an absolute shitstorm about this Ice, no way literally EVERYONE chokes but Borat.
He is beady eyed tbqh
>>153433462We need to ship him back. Where is ICE. Call Donald Trump.
Ilya just got the arrogance fucked out of him in front of the world
>>153433463That shit reeked so much of pure hubris
Should have send Nathan Chen again
MASTER OF DISASTER
Russian win American fail KEK
Inori choked
Confirmed! He will not be on the podium!
kek he's having a breakdown
lmao did he just admit to throwing it? based if true
>8TH (EIGHTH)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>8thNow that Ilia is a washed up choke artist who should I watch for now
8TH LMAO
>calls himself the quad god>Is much worse than the quad king Nathan chenWhat did that zesty faggot mean by this?
lol
oof
OOF
FUCKING KEK
Brutal he didn't even need a great score to get gold
imagine them having gay kiss haha
>8th (EIGHTH)trump needs to do something about all these chokes
Damn cameraman is vicious, ultra closeup to try and catch tears
>participation medaljust like me
QAZAQSTAN #1
love from Kazakhstan
OH NO NO NO NONONONONONO HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE PODIUM
EIGHTH FUCKING PLACE
Kwa(kwab)
>>153433462He is Russian though.
love from kazakstan
Reminds me of the womens halfpipe where everybody was busting ass and the winners were just the three people could get a successful run out of three tries
8thFUCKING EIGHTHLMAO
NOT EVEN A MEDALKWABBERINOKWABOTYKEKAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus Christ
they are talking in russian "this one was for general secretariat brezhnev"
>Ilia has 0 gold medals>Likely to retire after thisWhat a fall from grace
I can't wait to see how much of a shitshow the women's competition will be.
>Sato got a medalHOLY BASED
VERY NICE
Can you call yourself Quadgod after that?
ililililia is moving back with the parents
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the city of unitedstatians
Judges found out he was not gay.
>8TH PLACE>8TH PLACE>8TH PLACE>8TH PLACE>8TH PLACE
Yuma is based. Hope he wins it next time
overhyped jewish trash
8th place!Russia's Gopnik thoroughly fucked America's gold boi in da ass@
>>153433554the kazakh is also ruskian
>interviewing him right nowNBC, you bastards
Bruh let this dude process.
Hey, he gets a prestigious Olympic diploma.
>>153433568he got one for groups
heckin cute Japanerino :000000
that little nip is ALWAYS crying
>ban russia>send your own russians>still lose
Calm down, tthe same thing happened to Nathan Chen in 2018, Ilia's ark of redemption starts now, expect quints at 2030.
>think you won't even be on the podium even after an amazing performance >All the favorites choke and you end up with the goldKazakhs must be feeling weird
this is a disaster for the sport
>>153433616>crying, Japan:O
Eh, he still has a team gold medal.
>>153433616lmao
>BBC cuts straight back to replays of Matt Weston's interviewso fucking great
>>153433608NBC needs to end.>No time to really process this just yetYEAH BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HIS FACE
>>153433568he's got one from the Team event this year
happy for Sato
>>153433632>in Francewe'll rig it
who's our gold favorite for women's?
>>153433639Steven Boratbury
>ISU rigs ice dance for shitty French dance>Rigs ice to stop chads from spinning
Isabeau won't even look at him now lmao did he just forget how to jump or something?
Sato!
>>153433568NO GOLD Leaf is talking shit
>>153433658For Ilia, I expect
>>153433504
>>153433660Don't have one. Alysa is projected for bronze but who knows
>the italian german has suffered food poisoningil piatto della tradizione
>>153433532>>153433560>>153433548Deserved. That was a miserable performance. Dude had a song with his own voice in the background. How narcissistic can you be.
>>153433672Beautiful.
Final Results.
>15th in free skating
TRUMP JUST TWEETED>ILIA IS A LOSER, WHAT A DISGRACE>Thankfully coon-fu Alyssa Liu will showcase true American excellence
>>153433640the italian ice certainly isnever trust italians
KWABGod
>>153433678Ill see you in the hockey dome, no items
post more womenneed to get down gayness levels
>>153433678Listen and learn.
>>153433660Isabeau, of course
This was like missing 3 pens in a World Cup final. I feel bad for him, he's gonna remember this for a loong time.
>>153433690I thought it was cringe until I saw his costume and realized it's Kingdom Hearts-tier, which makes it based.
Glad he lost. Shouldn't call yourself a god
Pathetic, change your handel to ch0kegod
>>153433696>combined average placing is 6>gets the goldis that the worst performance for an olympic podium in ice skating?
How did Yuma get 2nd after choking this bad??
fuck bro if Yuma goes last after that without the fear of Ilia max score he gets Gold I'm sure of it
Alysabros i'm worried...
>>153433703>Expecting Italian ice not to be slushySomeone's never had Rita's (but I'm sure Ilia has, no excuse).
Migrate, the lube is ready, let everybody give him a thorough rooting:>>153425402>>153425402>>153425402
>>153433660Going by the Teams results for women solo The Japanese girl got first and Racoon wife got second
Kazakhstan pays $250,000 to the top 6 finishers in the Olympics, double happiness
>>153433741>Guy with the God hand shirt also chokedDeserved. Leave God out of your dumb dancing sport
>>153433747wait I'm retarded.the average is 3
>>153433751Others outchoked him.
>>153433758The ice wasn't like this the other days, definitely some fishy shit
>>153433696>literally worse than the french gook
>even tara and johnny couldn't defend that mess
What'a the chance Ilia got threated by Russians to thrown in a bettor scheme?I choose to believe this.
>>153433751Only a normal choke. And he still gets artistry points. His floor is just too high.
>>153433785Holy shit I'm glad I don't watch the Olympics on American broadcasts, wtf is that thing in the greenThey must be insufferable to listen to
>>153433785He landed the first jump and then just kind of stopped trying after that. Vaccine incident?
>>153433278He only landed 3 out of the four quads. Popping into a double and a single is a disasterclass of unmitigated proportions.
>>153433807Once you accept he's gayer than AIDS he's actually not all that annoying.
Well I was right anyway malina no goldHoly ballz
>>153433830i'll never forget him live translating the russian shitshow 4 years ago
Incredible delay on my streamHOLY KWAB
>>153433278>>153433822Yeah he was probably trying to avoid falling knowing the ice was absolute dogshit, but needed the score so had to try
>Rybakina won the Australian Open>Shadorov wins the Olympics2026 is the Year of the Kazakh
Jesus fucking Christ what a disaster
>>153433785absolute golden screenshot
>>153433830That's supposed to be a man?
>>153433148What now?
>>153433880very nice
>>153433932Maybe he's using the correct pronouns
>>153433932he'd rape you
what a kino flag. best flag in the world for megood anthem too
>>153433897Yeah I could beat that score.
>>153434023For me it's Wales and Nepal
>He has publicly condemned Russian media outlets for often labelling him as a Russian athlete. "I was born, lived, and still live in Almaty, and I spend a lot of time in Kazakhstan, in my beloved city. I'm very happy to have the opportunity to train under Alexey Evgenievich, with whom I've been working together for a long time. But I started skating at the Ramstore shopping center, where many figure skaters got their start, including Denis Ten. It had one of the very first rinks in Kazakhstan... It's disrespectful to me"
>>153433897Brutal, feels bad man
>>153433616looks like him
>>153433616>backdoor bronze medalist>backdoor bronze medalist, Japan
>>153433807He was one of the best figure skaters in the world for a few years, zoomzoom.
>>153434037Reveal thyself, skating anon. We need to know what demi-gods post among us.
>>153434343I'm the guy who went to free skates at the local rink with milk crates to lean on.>3434343whatever that is GET
>>153434297>he?
>>153434439>>153434343not saying that i jinxed the psycho directorate s little conniving power bottom, child of equally conniving little kgb snitches, but maybe i'm saying it. i mean the whole night was a clusterfuck with very few exceptions, so i cannot take full credit for everything. my humility doesn't allow me. on this note, who are you little zoomie skater? do you too have a cauliflower of a coif?
>whatever that is GETNice.>>153434547I'm 35 with a beard and primarily roidlift, I just watch twink/lolislide for the artistry and think it's cool when normal people show up here.
>>153434463Whatever you want to call them, they were in the men's program.
>>153434905Oops, meant to tag >>153434439Nice catch anon.
>>153428703Her boyfriend
>>153432437>Chudie:>>Hobbies: reading>https://www.isuresults.com/bios/isufs00111287.htm>music program>zou bisou bisoumad men won
>>153435118>How to be female Olympian>Have boyfriend>Break up with boyfriend before Olympics>Orgy party>Get back with boyfriend after Olympics
>>153433496I'd like to see him actually get fucked in front of the world next.
