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>>153427804first
Come on Karo
>>153427804sup russia, lil niggahow u? havent really goen back and forth with russian flags in a whilewhat's been up, man? i know i was hard on you guys for a while but maybe now it's time to thaw relations
>>153427835>allemania, germania, alles gut sehr gut sehr gutBRUDER WAS??!?!SPRACHEN VOLKSWAGEN SPRACHEN VOLKSWAGEN
>>153427840yeah, i'm fine, thankshow those webms are doing? haven't seen any from you during the aoare still you planning to start making them? maybe at rg this may-june?cheers
Maria :)She is tired now after Iga but clearly the better player
>>153427804sexy skirt
>>153427954i will, i will. i's cool you remember. you might also then rem berer that i got arefurbished thinkcenter. i haven't watched much tennis recently but i definitely want to get back towebms now again, so i will certailny deliver some good stuff. i'm eyeing the french open, (you insiders might call it, rolland garos)very nice jagodzinska. in slavic language jagoda means strawberry, and she looks as sweet as one for sure!
Is the pressure all on Lena now next week having missed out on cleaning up again this week? No Sabs again, Iga also not there in Dubai. Certainly a big chance to concentrate on preparing well for the sharp turnaround.
our Hannah getting trounced by j*line
>>153428559She will do good there, courts in Dubai are faster than in Doha so that will suit her, fatigue should also be gone until her next match on tuesdayAnd I don't think she's feeling any pressure at all at the moment desu
>>153428663round 1 exit incoming
penkowhales, what went wrong?
why Maria, why are you so fucking useless? clown
>>153428907>sakkari in a semi finalwhat did you expect? surprised she even won a set
>>153428559she'll have nothing left for Miami/Indian Wells at this rate.
its so nice to have friends, from all these flags. i feel like you're all my niggas bro, for real unless you're mossad jews
Karolina :)
yay, another final for Muchova to lose.
>sakkari
>>153429089Depends on how much effort is put in. Clearly despite it being over 2 weeks a GS will take more effort than even these more condensed 1 week tournaments. But a chance for others to put max effort in to pick up the win.
>>153429213Ugly
>>153429225And she still needed 2 hours to beat a sexy sweaty tired Maria
>>153429365She played until after midnight yesterday, Sakkari had way more rest
Muchova will be there for boko to choke. As long as the point deficit doesn't get too big she has a chance. Cursed oil camel tournament with terrible ball kid outfits I hate it. Jana to win Prague singles and doubles with Alena.
>>153429041The way she's been playing this week? Better. I expected better.
Oh and Vandromme can fuck off as well the hairy bitchHannah :(
>>153429716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=247dOSDFiswgreat esl titleLOSS
i watched the zeynep vlog. she barely has an accent. i expected some thick turkish accent. also eala, who i also do not recall hearing speak before, has a low bassy voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjhbr8naLM
are we ready for dubai?
>>153432298it's been entirely too long and doha has been a disaster gong show catastrophe
>>153432298She will win Roland Garros
>>153432687I've already predicted Mirra to win that.
>>153433014heh
>>153428559The AIDS is strong in this video
>>153427954ghastly makeup. she'll be a scribble tattoo girl at this rate.
>>153426193>>153426211>>153426227iva in loose granny shorts what is this i hope this does not become a match trend
>>153426244GOOGLE TRANSLATE ANALYSISJana says the match with Guth didn't start well due to problem with her forehandDidn't adjust anything, says her opponent just played a bit worse laterSomething about Jana's mom moving from courtside to the audience mid-match. Jana says mom gets nervous. something lost in translation here. Jana felt more nervous in the first round than this one Also that she's mildly sick/fatigued
>>153434800might as well copypaste today's interview from tf>In the quarterfinal of the CONSEQ Prague Open 2026, you defeated your Spanish opponent Guiomar Maristany 7:5, 6:0. Jana, what does this mean to you? How would you evaluate the match?So at the beginning, I was hitting all my shots only halfway. It was not the best. But then it kept improving until the end of the match. So far, this is my biggest achievement.>You played a lot of drop shots today. Was that part of your pre-match tactics, or did it just happen instinctively?I did not even want to play them. My forehand was not really working, so it was kind of a backup when the forehand failed.>Your opponent actually defeated your sister Alena in the first round of this tournament. Did you talk to her about the opponent? Did she give you any tips or advice?Yes, of course. But I think she played a bit better against her. If she had won the first set, I think she would have definitely beaten her. So I am glad I won the first set.>Your opponent qualified for the Australian Open this year. What is it like to know that you have the level to compete with and beat players like that?Probably good, I do not know. I thought they played even better, or that we might not really be at that level. In my opinion, all juniors have a chance, they just need to get the opportunity.>You are currently ranked ninth in the junior rankings. In the women’s rankings, you will move into the top 500 for the first time. How do you perceive these numbers at just fifteen years old?I am definitely happy, but it could be even better.>Any specific goals?Maybe to be around the top 400 by the end of the year, or even top 300.>Are you planning to play all the junior Grand Slams this year?Probably yes, because I do not have many adult tournaments scheduled, so I would not get to play that much otherwise.
>>153435180yeah that figures the auto translate missed a lot
>>153433014lol dont make me laff
>>153435180>Any specific goals?>Maybe to be around the top 400 by the end of the year, or even top 300Realistic goal. Jana has 117 senior singles points (163 for the unlikely Prague win). The point total for rank 400 at this time is 156. Rank 300 isn't much higher at 215 points. Kinda more a matter of if she plays enough at senior level.
>>153435430mirra secretly best on clay you watch and you see. madrid predicted the future you see.
>>153435456jana is a poopoohead
haha Eva is just like me fr(this is exactly what I'm thinking whenever I'm watching two women play sport, especially if Eva is involved)
>winter olympics ran out of condomsi'm okay if my waifus don't play the summer olympics
Might become an olympian so that I can have sex
>>153436145WTA tour has never made this mistake
jonesy in some trouble
how WTA girlies manage without condoms:Iga:>Lesbian sexDayana:>SwallowMaya, Leylah:>No sexDaria Saville>Do it from behindDanielle Collins, Belinda Bencic, Elina Svitolina:>Just nut inside
>>15342780413 secondswhy does she train in a skirt
(not that i'm complaining)
emerson has averted the crisis. going to a third.
phwoar wouldn't mind goin-wait can't say that yet
Eva isn't on this list as she is a responsible adult and brings her own condoms rather than having to rely on free handouts.
>>153436904baseball references are to be withheld for 6 months thank you
me? out of vegemite but it's full price atm and i'm not buying full price vegemite
>>153430110b-but it was going to be different this t-time
jonesy :)
>>153432687>She will win Roland GarrosDon't be silly.Lilli is winning Roland Garros.
mirra is winning le french open
>>153437283Should've said Fran
Iva will win wta finalsin doubleswith Diana
>>153437372they better get started then....
Jonesy :)Taylah v Jonesy final would be kino
>>1534373842027
joking aside i do think the only thing preventing iva from making a top 10 run in the dubs is a very good and stable dubs partner
aside from getting to look at your waifu more does anyone actually care about doubles
the entire point of wanting your favorite players to succeed is so they more regularly play easy to watch tournaments obviously
>>153437538iva has already done that. we'll see her for the foreseeable future... i'm waiting for like 100 other favourites to make it..
skyscraping mika
taylah...
i must simply ask who the hell taylah is
Taylah Preston :(brisbane2 final will be Emerson "Jonesy" Jones vs Lin Zhu
i first became aware of taylah preston when she pulled a string of upsets to reach semi finals in Hobart off a wildcard entry. it was by far the best performance of her career and she then followed it up by making it to round 2 of the AO on a wildcard, taking noskova to three sets before losing. since then i've watched all of her matches. she is difficult to predict. level of play is wildly variable and it's not because of some obvious issues. like other players their serve doesn't work that day or some gap in their abilities gets exploited or they have mental problems. taylah doesn't have anything obvious. when she plays bad it's everything getting uniformly worse by about the same amount, not obviously due to nerves or anything.
>>153438174"that hobart girl" would've sufficed
she WILL win wimbledon.
>>153438206no i needed to write a complete history for posterity
>>153428559>first loss after winning a slam, second loss in like 15 matches>"is the pressure on guys???"
>>153438345The pressure part only applies because Iga and Sabs are not there and the expectation of the number 3 in the world winning the last slam should be in good form to win against the standard of players left. The pressure may well not be there in her eyes tho.
how can sabawanka still be tired
happy valentine's day to my frens and waifus
>>153438568happy valentines, sport
>>153438603kinda like when two similar puzzle pieces fit snuggly together
>>153436478>just nut insidephwoarcorrpheoar
>>1534370435 months>>153437105should be moby dickkekno pun intended(penic dick landwhale heh propa good wun diss)
>>153437538phwoar sex angry iva>>153436970nah im nuttin' dat all day
>>153438568<3
mboko and muchova in dubai or no?
>>153438885you know whati feel like for someone who can put in aces as well as her and serve hardsometimes her first serve percentage i would expect better
>>153438649yup like that recent footage on youtube of first imagery showing giant squid snuggly fitting into sperm whale moufactually incredible footage. check out
>>153438931they're both still listed for it on the live-tennis site
corr would avsolutely slobodan milosevic her fannoid
>>153438972god mbokos gna win both innit
(cute) teef and a fatter head/bigger forehead? i can see glimpses of jana in alena
>>153427954>>153427954i just read this shit again and u said 'rg may-june'iwa sso excited to get a friendly, genuine reply that i just glossed over it and went into my responsemother russia number 1bffe my nigga
>>153439434but you responded with>i'm eyeing the french open, (you insiders might call it, rolland garos)
>>153439462right but i aint see that nigga said "rg", it such a rushed frantic response. if i saw him say rg, i wouldn't have phrased it like that because rg was already introducedi woulda been like, "yeah hell yeah im targeting rg exactly how u know??"
giggly jana
>>153438227Shes already won my love
(and alena)
>>153439422<3
where Iva valentine card
yana with a j vs seed 1 on soon
>>153439987whomst? me? mine? i don't post iva (here)
>>153440012hmmm swear you said you were working on one a day or two ago
>>153440062did say that. but my accompanying picture was a frog not iva.
>>153440083:s too boggling for me I'm going back to sleep
had to censor iva but the draw is starting... her leg looks buggered??
>>153440277CHINESE THIGHS
>>153440295UGHHHHcHINESE THIGHSI AINT MEAN THE GOOK SLOPDROP RHYMES LIKE A GOOK BOTUGHHHH
CAM ON JANA
>>153440277Is /tennis/ attracted to Alex Eala?
>>153440521eala? THE eala? the supposedly super popular tennis player that garners 500,000 views on any youtube video about her in 24 hours? THE same eala i post when she plays and no one watches her? THAT eala? don't fink so
>>153439422she looks so retarded that she looks actually brilliant
>>153440615>>153440615i am officially in love now
1st set not jana
>>153438885Nice of WTA to make a card for Vukov
>>153440768:(
>>153439677>>153439782:3
>iva vs sakkarioh boy it's happening the torch passing
>anons not sending their /tennis/fu a valentines card
>>153440837umi tried... none of my s tier waifus accept messages
>>153440837I sent Eva a dic pic. Does that count?
well, at least vendula is redeemed somehow
jana ;_;still has doubles with big sis
Gorgeous beautiful cutie sexy Jana :(
>>153441149most boring draw ever ngl
Becky srsms and the other one won their qualifying matches :)
>>153441149>Mirra - Mboko looming again
>>153440277brutal mog
>>153441149>iva - sakk>di - mayanice, but pretty much it for rounds 1 and 2
Hello . Bad News ! How To Post Image ? Destanee Aiava Has Announced 2-0-2-6 Is Her Last Year Playing Tennis . This Is Devastating News .
>>153441429i gotcha lil unc
>>153441695Typical. Blame the white man for your inability to perform or having talent(Sigh)
>>153441677 >>153441695 Hello . Thank You ! As This Is Our Last Year Supporting Destanee Aiava , We Will Try Even Harder To Scrounge Together Our Loose Change To Bet On Destanee Aiava At Her Next Slam . Thank You To You All For Supporting Her And Her Tennis .
>>153441695hahaha
>>153441335im gonna kill u serb
>>153440277>>153440676eala's fat titties and thighs :)
my $6 bottle cracked :/returning to my smaller cheaper better bottle :(
korneeva will be a while. snow girlies in the meantime.
*ahem*kartal lost
>>153441695Kek she really thought she did something here while also being such a colossal failure that she has to retire at 25
>>153440837
stunning alena and huggable jana started
>>153441149Calling it now, Emma beats the qualifier and a tired Muchova, which is enough to hype up her simp army, then she gets her shit pushed in by Rybacutie in the third round
>>153443361sothe usual
>>153443361She's not beating anyone in the top 75 for the rest of the season. Juvan and the crazy Ukrainian are the best she can do.
seems like iga's ex-gf wants to push us into a 3rd
>>153441695Destanee crashing out, must be a day
nice start to the weekend anyway, might be treating myself to a kebab later
get ready iva bros
news just in emma will face cocc
Jana & Alena :)
*wasn't paying attention*alena & jana :)
>>153442081>eala's fat tittiesWhere?
krunic just got bageled :/
korneeva in the background doing laps
>>153441695Emma seething
anyone here? anyone? korneeva next
Cam on Alina
always here for Alina, although I'm just about to make a bacon butty
>>153443579shut your bitch mouth, jew
krunic :)
>>153445663:)
jana :(kovackova/kovackova :)/:)krunic/dani :)/:)iva might be able to win this i'm not sure
You guys ready for yet another Muchova L?
>>153445921I'm ready for another Vicky W
1st set korneeva bagels
>look away for 5 seconds >it's a bagelWell done Alina
gently kissing korneeva legs starting at her ankles and getting more aggressive until reaching the zenith
>>153445752You think Iva also likes it greek style?
back from the vacy, here is the wifey with her usopen cap from last year
>>153446161Ausbrokittington is hatching...
>>153446215sorry tired + headache i'll knock it off
>>153446241I wasn't complaining desu
oh boy 2nd set syndrome... .. .
ok ok we haven't strayed too far yet
who are the random kids they walk out with?
Sending all my energy to Karolina, pls win it, not another plate
korneeva :)
Alina :)>Jonesy and Alina in a final tomorrowGreat week :3
Alina :)Right, time for Qatar
Mboko :)
mboko gauff and osaka should be thrown into a volcanoadd svitolina in just to be safe
>>153447221Add Townsend for good measure
Karo looks determined
mboko playing like doodoo
CAM ON MUCHOVA
alina :)
>>153447503>>153447520Love you best Canuckbro
Karo first set!
oh god, please award me this small portion of happiness.I don't ask for much.
>serve and volleykinda seems like cheating desu
uh ohmboko is turning the tide
:) No.
COME ON MBOKO
Vicky is actually winning Roland Garros
vicky supporting canadian olympians by also refusing to win
Keeping muh mouth shut
4 points Karolina....
Happening status?
KARO KARO KAROFINALLY>>153448652ITS
I'm crying such like her
I can't believe it
BASED
>>153448573kek
smooching moochy :)I was honestly expecting her arms and legs to fall off at match point, such is her luck usually
Damn, well doneI thought Karolina would be too tiredMboko even kept her running from side to side
SECOND title
And Karolina doesn't look like the other roid monsters, very average build with big tits for a tennis player
Karolina :D
>>153448789she's 180m, definitely not small
the fuck is that bald cunt Infantino doing there?
>>153441285wtf you talkin boutgreat draw
good morning everyone
corr propa good match diss wun wasaestheticwell done muchovadeserved it
>>153449875*pulls Eva's jeans down*
>>153449830any draw that doesn't have>dronefu>Emma v Ivais boring
>>153444203
Late ella :) and :) for her birthday + a happy eva
based muchova finally winning a title. her results have never quite matched her potential. i'm still mad she choked the rg 23 final. maybe she can win a slam one of these days. just give her sakkari in the semis and a teenager in the final
as an online tennis discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Emma or her US Open win approaches one
>>153452220i swear this was unintentional kek. just realized it afterwards. i meant muchova herself. her draw in doha was exactly this. sakkari in semis and a teenager in the final.
>>153452583haha yeah I realised that after I posted it
>>153454447Thought she was bald fom the thumbnail.
>>153454447holy bogged
>>153454354'kinell are the two on the left from Pripyat?
>>153454711the guy is her dad, not sure if the girl is her mumthey're Ukrainian so could be from Pripyat
>>153454323somehow ksenia appears to have turned out alright despite being raised by this woman
>>153454447i know it's impossible, but she somehow looks even more bogged that usualher chin specially, don't remember it being so pointy
>>153455056I refuse to accept that Olimpia is 14, it's some kind of false passport scam the Polish tennis federation are running
>>153451491tennis is unfair.the fact that Raducanu has a Slam and Muchova has only won a single Masters 1000 is a travesty.
>>153455794levels
Gatekeeping exists for a reason
>>153457016
mooch :)
>>153454354corr shes actually kinda oogelilike a thotty tattoied version of ruzic
iva dates
>>153455056holy thot
>>153459200Taking Iva out for high tea.
>>153455617>14okay can tell shes garn be like a ssteeet walking tramp when oldeehow can you look like THAT at 14
jetlagged iva
consumerist iva
fink iva needa start roidin' if she wants a slam by 23
iva has pretty eyes
great bj eyes
:-)
wild ksenia
>>153459891cool, Alina playing that one too :)
and now it's Jonesy time
>>153440615alena is awesome and I am pleased you appreciate the fact
>>153460381thank you for this fine Alina :)
>>153460381>>153460406very pretty
>>153439422the weird thing about the 'kovas is that if you just showed me pictures not knowing who they were I'd say Jana was the elder
>>153460406Alina is so nice, which makes the absolutely filthy (sexually) looks she gives very incongruous
>>153439422looks like a boy i went to school with called chrishe wasn't the most academically gifted but he could do human flags on the goalposts
they didn't give us a good shot of their trophies
>>153460381>>153460406breddy gud shot at this 125. nothing much scary about vidmanova.
>>153460433>the weird thing about the 'kovas is that if you just showed me pictures not knowing who they were I'd say Jana was the elderyep
>>153460381>>153460406AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153460381>>153460458the looks she gives where she sticks her tongue out slightly reminds me of this dottir webm
>>153437105>full price vegemiteGood job, I wont buy full price anything.
>>153460717based thrifty anon
Jonesy takes the first set :3
gently kissing korneeva on the neck while running my hands through her hair
Hey mister, there's enough Alina for the both of us I hope!!!
>>153460668yeah same energy
sharing korneeva ;o
>>153460765>>153460842<ahem> I think we'll need to form an orderly queue
>>153460934that or it's duel time
She's so damn prettyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1VgVrreF8
>>153460956a lot of tennis players do the 'media smile' in interviews. Alina :) is just naturally smiley
you'll all be watching her final later then yes
>>153461077*kicks you in the nuts*
>>153461093HARDER DADDY
>>153461102No*kisses yor nuts*
>>153461077certainly should be
>>153461144:o
J O N E S Y
Jonesy :)
should move her up to #144
>Muchy won>Jonesy won>Alina will winIncredible weekend now
emerson :)
Jonesy! :D >>153461453um....
>>153461439the dress that launched a thousand webmswell OK, two
>>153461529i've got a few from that era i just don't bother posting em
>look of superiority after bageling my krunicheh just you wait piggy
>>153461901>black ribbonWho died?
>>153461927presumably tatjana jecmenica
>>153461985car accident? man. :(
>>153461979Without a doubt, would
are emma might get knocked out on the very first round
>>153462086doubt
>>153452220Well it is a travesty, same with Gauff having 2
i'm predicting a 3rd round loss for emma
Wow big Ash #1 seed in Midland but she's out of top 100??? Also Anna :) got a WC there
iva's section is good. has played maya once a couple years ago (won). is 0-2 against her waifu killed nemesis varvara. no other rematches. >>153462164that's the lena part of the bracket. and muchova likely for round 2.
>>153462342>(won)*maya won
how can we help emma
>>153462628*thinks really hard*more coaches?
>>153462628Find her another sport that she is good at.Maybe tiddlywinks?
>>153460433>>153460596honestly just assumed they were twins
>>153460502why do they always look like they collectively dont have a fucking clue what is going onits like their default emotiongormless bogglement
>>153460936can tell shes a secret s**t
>>15346145318?she looks 26
>>153461901would like to see korpatch krunic doubles
corr riptatjanaandjames van der beek
>>153462712i don't know what you mean
>>153450312puffy :)
>>153462787Boggles to me still that she chose serve while this is her worst shot
finally got home and had a chance to watch the doha final. boko did her pressure choke thing again. those last three games errors all over the place can't get ball over net and inside lines at all. like she plays more or less fine right up until it's really important, then she sucks and loses.muchova played great though. i didn't realize was her first title in ages and first 1000. i could have swore she had won one of these at some point but no.
dubai is starting
dubai centre court must be the invisible ball one i was talkin about a month ago
>>153462894she just loves throwing the ball really high
everyone's favourite qinwen is out
phwoarpoobai
desirable jana
Adorable Alena
poo and pooer(alena and jana)
low effort kittington today then
sup dagswhew lads, the morning afteralles gut?
a yastremska humiliation. stearns next.
mto for noskova's hand
Excretable Emma
my mika
>>153463863>>153463882>>153463892Kissing and hugging Alena because Jana got attention from Ausbro and Rusbro anyway :3
Ahhhhhh
>>153463927>>153463938:3
>>153464034iva seeing my valentines card
>>153464034Iva seeing that Ausbro doesn't post any more Iva in /tenny/ and starving them of content
>>153463927lel thought it was jana for a sec
>>153464084i cry every time i make a new iva thinking "wish my frens could see this" but alas
>>153464189Jana getting Muchy tier big boobs yes/no?
>>153464206hmm tricky question diss
>>153464034affected balkan whorethey think they're such smooth people they're such fugazy fuckin actors so fucken trasnparentthe russian bitcehs got nothin on them. the russian bitches are fuckin a bunch of anges obels compared to this pathethic balkan nigger whore
Peyton is like a super LL after Qinwen withdrew, and now she's in the second round
perky ksenia
Someone get Croatanon his meds.
Peyton :)yay!!
word on the street moochy has withdrawn from dubai
*ahem*this is your warning that korneeva is on soon
>>153465071I too shall be tuning in for the twins
more word on the street that SAKKARI is out
iva now faces rakhimova
< dis one
caaaaamon alina1
i snuck back to our hotel room and laid the nike one piece thingy on the bed hoping she wears it for me after she wins
Alina's got this
(i most definitely did not try it on)
>>153464190Yeah, you got no friends, wanker
do to
can never serve it out can they
we get to try again
.. .. ........ . ..... . .. sigh
:/
5-1..... 6-5....
sup dags
third time's the charm (hopefully)
>>153465913not now lil bro tennis is on
>>153465661>>153465661that's a good thing, u sitcom watching bitchmyuh friends muh friends muh friendshold my hand muh friends, i can't breathe air without sitcom friends just like in the sitcoms muh friends im afraid to breathe air without muh sitcom friends sitting in a coffee shop talkin about sex>>153464639>>153464639thanks man
>>153465922WHO WE GOT LETS FUCKEN GO IMA PUT A STREAM ON, BIM WITH U NIGAS LETS FUCKIN DO THSI SHIT THIS IS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS OF OSTRANOVA(!!!) AND KRAUS GULUBIC
set korneeva.... eventually
SHNAIDER JOINT SHANIDER JOINT SHANIDER JOINT 1330SHNAIDER JOINT MAYA JHOINT 1330I HOPE JOINT ISNT A JEW BROS
>>153466008Babushka versus Bookworm: the bout of da century
>>153466068
>>153466149>i hope joint ***gn a jew broswhat does it say?
>>153466182"i hope joint isn't a jew bros"from my post right now i hate jews because of gangstalking and my history with them and their masonic lap dogs
>>153466199Understandable
Alina :)
we in there broswho is with me on this shnaider joint game (yyou might clal it a "match" in your language)shainder looking jjuicy in the neon green let's see what our queen maya joint has on...fuckincousin eddie lookin ass judgewhy the fuck does shnaider wear that babushka shit what the fuck is her fuckin problem, all the fuckin time is she bald?? what the fuck bro fuck you you stupid filhty fucking dumb bitch whore jesuslet's see here we go...the reveal...maya....OMFG PINK WHY IS MAYA PINK I THOUGHT SHE LOVED MEGANGSTALKING MASONIC TRASH
>>153466300FUCK maya has such cute strokeswhat aa qt3.14
shanider juicy butter face, 4 beers minimumwhen ur felein nice
>>153466327ill give her this, her complexion is terrificnice tan too, smooth thighs
look at maya with those hippy braceletsso perfectMAYA I LOVE YOU IF YOU READ THIS THREAD AFTER THE GAME
>>153466327idk maybe 0 beers honestly brosim kinda gettin into her THICCCCCher skin is just so great so smooth
>>153466378>>153466378>>153466378right now the masosn and jews made me homeless and i haven't worked in 3 years, so only ugly bitches feel attainable but in 5 years when probation ends and im makin bank im gonna get more into like taht french titcow type bitchescos im about to have a six pack too soand i do dry fasting
poor maya is getting asolutely handled right now 4-1 brosanyone watching this shit??are u still my friends bros??
YEAH MAYA!!! U GO GIRL!
>>153466378post some webms bro
>>153466457i havent fucken installed all that shit on the refurbished thinkcenter bro, fuck what was that program the german flag told me about? i forgot the name
4-3 dont clal it a comeback my niggas!
fuck those ass cheeks on shneider look better and better 4-4 MY NIGGASLET'S GO JOINT!!! WE IN THERE!!!
Come on my little ginger ranger
>>153466602>>153466602kek basedwhat a nerdy nerd i love her so muchi want us to just be homebodies and stay at home and read together on the weekends
shanider is growing on me as the "match" goes on WOAH WHAT WAS THAT DIANA?? drunky style
>>153466673>>153466673bitch gettin loose
>>153466662What would you read to her?
>>153466703no we would hang out reading our own stuff but together in the same room, like our living room or somethingwe wouldn't own a tv and we never watch netflix
one ginger is now through, cam on maya make it too *clap*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NBfe8FFgVM
>>153466822dope queen and filthy doper to-be, nice. i shant be watching that shit what's so refreshing about shnaider and joint is that they're both obviously normal girls that german in shneider probably gave her a white conscience
Based on available biographical information, there is no evidence to suggest that Australian tennis player Maya Joint is Jewish. Background: Maya Joint was born in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, to an Australian father (Michael Joint) and a German mother (Katja Joint).Upbringing: She was raised in the United States before relocating to Australia to train at Tennis Australia's National Academy.Identity: Searches indicate she is a dual citizen of Australia and the United States, with a background described as Australian-German, and she represents Australia in tennis. The search results show no mention of her being Jewish, and it is likely a case of mistaken identity or a search query confusion with other individuals named "Maya" in the search results (such as Maya Rosen or Maya Golan).
>>153467132idk seems suspectwhy name her maya?plus joint is one of those names that are funny enough to be jewish
kraus lost in the final so that's something
Diana :)Maya :(
Literally me
Maya is a fucking disgrace
>>153467594Just a second year slump, nothing to worry about
>>153467728just a fifth year slump for emma, nothing to worry about
rumours say iga has fired wim but still think its just rumours atm
>>153468283Until she fires Fingerlina the shrink she’s got no chance
soon
>>153468494literally who
>>153467150Balkan nigger take your pills
>>153465129>>153465169yeah the draw is updated. pretty good chance of iva/diana round 2 now.
>>153465927unfathomably based post
>>153466149>courts by Spring, TX(maybe three people will get this)
>>153468574>>153468586*squint*
>>153468676Thanks manSup dags I just woke up from a napI am refreshed I love the world again bring it in for a group hug bros
Igor should hire Ferrero
>>153468743Sup America How is the new world
>>153468815It’s alright, oldie
>>153468836In America all you need is a dollar and a dream I hope to come home to mow lawns again and fuck black crack whores
>>153468867Just like in the movies
>>153468867heh
>>153468907Tell me more of America
LET'S GO ALEX
>>153468713i did!
>>153468949The elite here live by a different set of rules and laws than the plebs, but that is probably universal.
>>153469073>>153469073yeah definitelyi'm elite though biologically and spiritually, more so then them put it this way, what i have, no money can buy.what they have, meh, you aint even need that much.fuck those niggasthey spend their entire lives and gazilliions of dollars on doctors and fucking baby stem cells from emblicilar cords and african baby blood or whatever, and they still can't have what i have. I am THE metabolic elite on the planet. I figured it all out.
COME ON ALEX
>>153469163put it this way, and i was doing this before i even figured metabolism out, i fuck black crack whores with no condom and never get isckSTDs don't exist.
>>153469048:)
>>153469382I do believe thats Katies job
Alex :)(FUCK ME IT'S 12AM AND I GOT WORK AT 7AM)
good job alex!
>>153469826It's over. Alex and her glistening thighs won :)
>>153470058She kinda looks like Eva in this pic.
>>153463927corr good trophyberg
>>153464034pro-palestine iva
>>153465182hafta admit diss is a decentarsed rectal cavity + legs
>>153466372s**t
>>153466602ummfink the term isranga
>>153468743iga had a short period where very good hard courtbut many foid playera have small period when they on top and win slamsfink she regressed back to meanyeah she won.wimbledon but literally any randomer can win the foid wimbledon so not really a signification of anyfingin fact im finkin in normal circumstance maybe amanda shoulda wonbut she got gangstalked and goonstompedfink iga yeh regressingbut perhaps not on claymaybe she be wun of em that remain just like elite on clay constant and always winalbeit hafta see the clay court season diss year who knows maybe she will just capitulate and shidd down her leg and french open also go to someone else like last yearbut feel unlikely she will completely just poolapse onto her shoes
>>153470058corr would defo drink from her cocoNUT holeor would cocoNUT in her hole
weird sara bejlek is not that good lookin' but still cute enuff to 'fu and tight little body even tho not super curvalicious in the words of fergie from black eyed peas
Minimal, maximum.
finkin' unfortunately somnez ganr get absolutely scampered heredragged around like clint eastwood on good bad ugly.behind the horse
>>153470796yeh i dont touch bogged bitchessorry
sonmez a cute
eva went to berghaindread to think what she got up to there
>>153470957>what she got upto thereI'm guessing the nuts
>>153470957lol did she actually choose berghain over like 1000 tournamentawhat is diss bitch problemhow can you be athleteand be drinling partying to 7am
>>153470922shes very cute and nicer personality than eva
sup dags we in there??>>153470796fuck shes luxuriousthose are fuckin THIGHSthjaaats ideal thickness that's fuckin luxurio usthickness not that nigger spic thickness
>>153471402but she shouldnt be wearing plastics cos its bad for her hormonesid like to see her switch to natural fibers and ditch these whore clothes
pusi...?
>>153468574>>153468586AIDS status?
CAM ON SARA GO GO
>>153471925nice tits
sara :)
>>153471925me on the left
>>153474085
>>153471925shameless whore
>>153471951obvi has that pot fing on the shelf to remind her of gigachin
>>153471951Boulter is either really tall or that's a tiny kitchen.
corr was a good bejlek matchdominant as said albeit finkin she was looking tired toward end i dunno maybe wrong maybe she waa from.injury. she did say mentally tuff match. she kept throwin' deeze like loopy high topspin forehands somnez just couldnt hold it together. silly errors everywhere. couldnt handle the rallies with bejlek defensive game majority of the timealso wun of final points of matchbejleksliced lob over somnez head lands very corner top right courtpropa impressive shot dat was must be abogridated >>153474237absolutely rancid
>>153475352fink she may be taller than semen tbf. bout 6 ft
>>153474237me on the right
Closing this thread with eva
closing this thread with iva2
>>153475352>>153475439yeah, she's a hair under 6'
>>153476387>>153476387>>153476387
