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Men's Snowboard Halfpipe Finals
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/je/m/hp----------------/fnl-/--------/result

>19:30 CET - Men's SBD HP Final Run 1
>19:59 CET - Men's SBD HP Final Run 2
>20:28 CET - Men's SBD HP Final Run 3
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ready to laugh at women
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>this is the half pipe so if you imagine a giant pipe made of ice and then slice it in half that is a half pipe
nice thanks
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>>153428616
The should try a fullpipe event
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>>153428654
maybe you should put down the pipe
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*drives into the thread*
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guess what
guess what
guess what

sneed
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Ready for some wicked spins
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>Valentino Guseli
>Alessandro Barbieri

Italian American pride
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inshallah
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Australia about to get gold #3
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HOLY
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is there a limit to how many tricks they're allowed to do
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woah how do they get so much higher than the females
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>>153428694
Miss that little man.. He'd love the snow
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comparing this to the women yesterday

holy fucking shit the difference kek
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They gonna fall like the girls yesterday aren't they
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>>153428794
don't think so but if you bust out more tricks you use up more space so you can't go as big
generally going big scores better so you are limited to how many times you can pull that off
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>going all out on round 1 when the judges always score lower on first round
Zug zug
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flying chinaman goddamn
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>>153428821
it's ridiculous, almost double their maximum height lol
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>>153428844
>thinking this is them going all out
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>scotty james is an essendon fan
yeah, he's fucking this up.
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crazy that 1620s are possible in halfpipe I swear the men couldn't even do those in big air at sochi
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Is this going to be another chokefest
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snapped neck incoming
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Wtf menbros I thought we wouldnt fall like those stupid foids
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>>153428872
Our dick and balls throw us off balance
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>>153428872
brobroid have we been too harsh on the girlfoids?
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>>153428787
>Won qualifiers by 3 points (94 vs 91)
Are we actually legit favourites?
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>>153428864
He wins if he doesn't fall off I think
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how come the men are shittier at slopestyle then?
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>>153428872
The whiteoids go first, you got to wait for the Japanese boarders if you want to see people actually send it
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no one's ever going to be better than peak shaun white
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This shit is boring and pointless without Shaun t.bh
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Should have just ended it
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>>153428917
yeah I think we got spoiled by him way too much lol
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he shouldn't have retired
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>Going for one extra trick
>Blowing it
kwab
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dogshit camera work
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>>153428888
Checked and respected take
>>153428890
>>153428909
I will apologize to the girls. Theyre strong and valid and cute and I love them.
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>put girls on the cameras
>they think the men aren't gonna air 10m out of the pipe
>they keep the camera low and lose them
nice job italy loving it great job
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>tranny
>cameraman needs to find a new job

based aussie commentators
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is anyone going to finish a run
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fucking biffed it
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torah bright can't be serious calling transitions trannies
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wth why they all droppin like the girls?
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nip bros.............
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>commentators using transphobic slurs
thats it, im boycotting the olympics
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Jesus how big is that half pipe
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not daijoubu
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>>153428917
When Shaun White was in his prime the most popular snowboarding game was called '1080° Snowboarding'. His best runs wouldn't even break 70 points the sport has progressed so much.
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the whitoids are gonna go HUUUGEEE
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They gotta keep making the pipe bigger and faster. I want more air.
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チョーク
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ok didnt fall, that counts
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>>153428909
ohnononononono azn bros........
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Oh shit he almost had it there at the end
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HOLY SHIT VALENTINO
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Watching this makes me want to boot up SSX Tricky
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>shitalian construction strikes again
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>Camerawoman is standing on the lip of the halfpipe
>Rider almost landed on her
It's like the skatepark at the summer olympics.
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>>153428983
What the fuck are you talking about? He literally won the gold at the 2018 olympics.
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Land a safety bronze runs you retards
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Can someone explain the stances?
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lucky they have 3 runs otherwise they'd all be playing it safe just to land something in run 2
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Is that Louis Vito guy in this? He seems like a good bro.
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>>153428983
1080 snowboarding came out in 1998 lol
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>>153428936
If he just had left he'd get over 80 poonts
They should judge it like Figure Skating, this is bs
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Why does this thread read like a bunch of people who have never watched snowboarding before?
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>>153429019
2018 was 20 years ago anon...
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Japan NUMBA WAN
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Subarashii
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>>153429005
It's Tricky, it's Tricky Tricky Tricky Tricky!
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>>153429044
because it is
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>>153429027
left-foot forward is the correct way to ride, right-foot forward are retards.
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>fall fall fall fall fall
this and olympic skateboarding are so retarded
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>>153429005
Why the hell is there no PS5 version of SSX?
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>>153429027
goofy is right foot forward naturally and spinning to the left (frontside)
regular is left foot forward naturally and spinning to the right (frontside)

when you're goofy and spin right it's backside
when you're regular and spin left it's backside

it's just called goofy because goofy rode a surfboard with the right foot forward in a 30s show
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>Get a 90 for not falling off
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>>153429066
thanx anon
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>>153429027
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>>153429005
for me, it's on tour >>>>>>>>
way less clunky than tricky
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>>153429005
>>153429063
Play Steep
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>>153429044
I only watch snowboard every 4 years and occasionally what my youtube reel shows me from xgames.
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>>153429066
>it's just called goofy because goofy rode a surfboard with the right foot forward in a 30s show
I did not know this, I assumed it was because it was the least common and therefore a bit odd looking
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Now we are talking 2 complete runs in arow
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>>153429005
Amped is extremely underrated
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>>153429044
yeah especially when a lot of the lingo is the same in any /xs/ sport
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>>153428981
Id assume its half the size of a regular pipe which just demonstrates how tiny the athletes in spinning based sports are
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Ryusei!!

Sapporo's star!
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NIPPON STRONG
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Yeah Japs are yoinkin’ all the medals here
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>>153429044
Because it is? Most people who watch the Olympics don't watch X Games world cup or whatever the fuck the other events these guys do.
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>>153429125
is Sapporo a cool city to visit ? I like that one building with the NIKKA ad
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No webms?
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japan grab magic tranny
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>>153429066
Are backsides easier than frontsides?
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>three asians podium women's superpipe
>slated to be three asians again
i really didn't expect snowboarding to be the winter sport that asians would start dominating.
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>>153429149
clipping that medal ceremony yesterday and having to dodge hbo's jewry with the drmshit was one of the hardest thing i've done
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>>153429163
it's cuz they're small
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Ok the Japanese run this one lol
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>>153429125
Sapporo seems so nice
definitely want to visit one day
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style is important I guess, in the lead with a run that I'm pretty sure less technical than the others
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>>153429163
one of the whitoids is finna go freaking HUEG trust
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>>153429153
kino
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>>153429045
I will never forgive HAARP for speeding up time during COVID.
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>>153429158
backsides are harder mentally because you don't "see" where you're spinning and have to look over your shoulder
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>>153429090
>>153429066
I think thats folk etymology desu
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sweep incoming
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>90.0
>91.0
>92.0
rigged
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>>153429125
*reclines*
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Getting tired of hearing about le ebin boxing gloves xD
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>Scotty James versus Japan
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Back to crashing again
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its over
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nigga...
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tennoheika banzai
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Holy fuck they jump high. Has the sport developed like 10x or is my memory wrong?
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oof
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Last fucken trick like I knew he would
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That would be over 94 had he finished
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>>153429005
BIG AIR BONERS
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>Crossed the line before falling
COUNT IT GOOD
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If Japan gets gold we need an anime about this
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SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
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>>153429231
No you just watched the women event until now
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go home old man
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JapanWinsLoL
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that's a win when he lands it
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>>153429231
The pipe is bigger than it used to be
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>>153429153
You win. Beats the Olympics.
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Why is Japan one of the juries?
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>>153429231
Everyone has finally caught up to Shaun
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Where is the 1800?
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>>153429153
Did he land it though
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>>153429247
He astarted before... but even the guy that started his last trick aftet the line got puniahed so idk whats the rule
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>>153429202
i've read it somewhere before years ago but also the oldhead himself posted about it
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>>153429259
Japan all have safe runs now so they can throw it down without a care.
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>>153429271
None of your concern, gaijin.
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It's always the nobodies that win gold for us and the hyped up ones choke
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>>153429293
Jessica Fox is #Strongmind.
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>>153429174
Want to go together?
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that is probably the best advertising capita will ever get
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wtf are these trick names lmao

>roast beef grab
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how many runs does everyone get?
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>>153429326
Or Smith. I keep seeing it on their helmets and thinking it's the rider's name.
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holy shit the men's tricks are 10x more impressive than the women's
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>>153429285
yeah I think its just a safe sanitized explanation when you're trying to sell your sport to stuffy institutions like the FIS. goofy in the 60s was synonymous with dumb or stupid. people looking at a surfer riding the "wrong" way would look stupid to them or goofy. its the same with pushing mongo in skateboarding, it looks retarded to anyone pushing regular and theres no safe explanation for that one.
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OOF
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Is Stonerplank a real sport /sp/?
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>>153429323
/sp/ winter excursion to snowy japan
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>>153429350
3 runs
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Japan NUMBA wan
America NUMBA tu
Australia NUMBA tree
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>>153429364
pushing mongo is retarded no matter what stance you have
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>>153429293
>ynr chumpy pullin
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>>153429378
do we all get cute japanese gfs
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>Korea pussied out of his massive trick
He brings shame to the team after the girl who won.
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>>153429364
That's because pushing mongo is retarded.
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Why did the italians pour so much olive oil on that one part of the halfpipe?
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God damn it, they keep blowing nice runs at the very end
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USA ON THEIR ARSES
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white boys just can't get the job done.
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it really is a whole different sport compared to women
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good job retard
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>>153429446
no wait that was the new zealand guy
KIWIS ON THEIR ARSES
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holy fuck
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>>153429174
>>153429141
Sapporo is comfy, but in winter it's freezing cold like a freezer because of the constant snowfall...

>nikka
That's Susukino desune.
If you come to Susukino, be sure to try miso butter ramen.
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BBC have mens half pipe on both streams
>Japan 1, 2, 3, 4
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>Japan 1-2-3-4
Ban this sport.
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nippon supremacy
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koreabro, pull a gaon choi and snatch it from these japs.
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>top 4 all Japan
AAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME SHAUN
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VALENTINO GO
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>Commentators: It's a run of a lifetime
>86.50
kek
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>>153429044
What do you think the olympics is about?
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>>153429059
Are you right footed? I only snowboarded once when I was a kid but my instructor asked if I went in for a slide tackle in football what foot would I put out, I said right (I'm right footed) so he said put that foot on the front
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lolscottyjameswins
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fuckin wog
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He looks like an Italian to me.
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The only ones who can save this white mans sport now are the aussies.
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>>153429520
you got memed on
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>>153429392
In the semis the bong commentator was practically cumming at his desk over James I'm glad he got BTFO
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Has a single Aus/NZ rider stayed on their board until the end?
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>>153429482
that looks so good, i saw vids from people who were inside looking at the intersection and it was so comfy
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>>153429504
Subarashi
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lol back to back triple corks only gets you bronze at best
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>manlet sport
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>>153429550
Surferbros should stick to surfing
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>>153429520
it depends on what you're more comfortable with, nothing else really, i skate, snowboard and ride a scooter goofy, but i'm regular on bmx
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Imagine the JAVs that will be made to commemorate a full podium
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Why do we suck at this? We should be winning
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>>153429614
We capped with Shoun White
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>>153429614
too tall
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Did you know Ayumu Hirano broke his hip and face?

(;_;)
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whitebros... i think were fucked
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I think it would be fun if they did a variation of this where they see who can get the highest out of the pipe. Like, you get the length of the pipe to build up speed and whoever has the highest jump at any point in their run wins.
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the japs are too good
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>can't smoke weed during the event
>it all turns to shit
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it's stupid that you can field so many people from one country
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Nice, I'm rooting for Totsuka
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WHITEBROS
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CRIKEY
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idk whats going on but i hope he gets into top 3 now
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>>153429659
Why? If they're better than everyone else, they should be there
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>>153429628
Scotty James is pretty tall
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UH OH
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Should be podium but not Gold
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>>153429685
it farms too many medals to the total ranking
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Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)
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>>153429645
they should use the ski jumping ramp and just do tricks the whole way through the air
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Wow he actually made it to the end without falling
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good job
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>>153429693
Oh wait there's still a 3rd run i'm regarded
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Only the americans can't win.
Everyone else has a shot af the gold.
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>>153429701
That would be sick. They should definitely keep making the halfpipe bigger. I want more air.
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White bois we still have a chance?
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>>153429701
this but the entire ramp structure should be suspended under a flying airship
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I'll be honest this is a good watch
Wang to pull it out the bag with a 97.00
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I want gold medal so much.

No more bronze..
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an australian is favorite
WHAT?
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>23ft tall walls
>moving 40mph
>spinning and inverting 4 times while contorting your body
>doing that 6 times in a row
>somehow, still kinda boring to watch
why doesn't it translate?
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>>153429695
what losing to Zimbabwe does to a mf
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gold robbed
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>>153429723
Why? I thought it was just the best single run score
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>>153429726
i'm only rooting for anime after eva got the medal today
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He was celebrating until the score registered in his mind - he fully expected that to be a gold winning run.
>5th Olympics
>Apparently doesn't understand the scoring system
Uh... rigged?
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>stance: goofy
goofy ah
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>>153429685
In swimming you can only have 2 per event I'm pretty sure.
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>american representing germany dating an aussie
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>>153429701
>>153429729
They should do skydiving with tricks, jumping out of a plane or helicopter
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>Wear oven gloves
>Oversized jacket
>Fall over
>Become national hero
I'd do this. strap me to the board, I am ready
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This is for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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>>153429733
how about kokomo chan ?
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>>153429738
Hadn't been following the cricket, assumed we'd win by default.
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>>153429745
>Why? I thought it was just the best single run score
Yes, I'm just saying they don't have the tricks to outperform the others.
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>>153429737
desensitized from ssx
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>>153429737
It's not, you're just boiling bc losing.
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>>153429737
I don't think it's boring
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Japan you better get 1-3
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>>153429726
Pulled off back-to-back 1440°, the first time in halfpipe competition and didn't even break 95. Absolutely robbed.
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>>153429789
Fair
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Why isn't Shaun White in this?
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>>153429697
So? If they're the best they deserve the medals. Git gud.
>>153429752
They shouldn't limit it. Add more heats so other countries can compete if you have to but the finals should have the best athletes in the world.
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>>153429825
he retired
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>>153429825
He's 65
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>>153429825
he was disqualified after it came out that he was in the epstein files
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>score 90
>score 90 again
>be 4th
is this normal?
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uh oh
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Chinaman was heated
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damn a 1620? that will be 84 since you're not japanese
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>>153429764
>american representing germany dating an aussie
who?
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hang on now
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that must've felt so good to finally stick it, great stuff
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>>153429852
The scores are not relative (within a competition), not objective. You can't compare scores across different competitions/years.
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>>153429701
That's already in the Olympics. it's called 'Big Air' and it already happened. Japan won gold and silver.
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>76
what the fuck?
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>>153429814
a bunch of people have done that today. this chinese guy just did 14-16 combo and then 14-14 again
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Korea numba 1 comeback inbound
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i love the japanese but STOP THE STEAL
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>>153429878
Ok but we want BIGGER AIR
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>>153429825
attending the birth of his great grandchild
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this is rigged
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riggi
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Do they even have snow in Australia wtf
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>>153429852
Best run only.
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Did they promise the judges a wifu?
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chinaman got robbed
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FUCK THE REFEREES
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USA and China in the doghouse on the subjective events, wonder why.
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The korean camo pants are hella cringe desu
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KOREA NUMBA WAN
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>>153429886
Must've been something specific about it. Just parroting what the commentator said.
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>>153429897
GIANT AIR
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korean guy is the steeziest on the board despite not having the most insane tricks
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That's a 92+
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>>153429939
yeah pure swag
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landing new tricks and not getting first makes no sense
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that was excellent, great tricks executed well. if that's not podium it's because the judges only care about the pre competition favorites
>87.5
yeah that's bullshit
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wow. i thought both china and korea had much better runs than that. i guess i just don't know scoring.
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japan inflated scores wtf
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Ok those judges are definitely getting paid an anime girl
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>>153429908
I know but watching this kind of thing before I thought ~90 was guaranteed medal
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>>153429906
They literally have a mountain range called the "Snowy Mountains"
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Well done, but not Japanese
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that kpop dad was awesome pure love
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how tf did china only get 76
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Part of me wants Scott to lose because he just seems like such a smug prick
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>>153429737
Both feet stuck on piece makes it look undynamic.
>hold board, spin as much as possible

Skis look better. This coming from someone who loves snowboarding
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What the fuck are the Olympic jannies thinking? This shit is rigged right?
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>commentators saying he's proud
>he's clearly pissed
the judging and the commentating are both paid off I guess
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Okay for this one I'm allowing the rigged calls, the 90-91-92 at the beginning for Japs weren't deserved.
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>>153429978
that one completely stunned me
thought that was gonna go into medal contention
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>>153429897
This. Let them base-jump with a parachute
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This sport is rigged worse than fs wtf is this
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>New Zealand
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>Japan has a judge in this
More rigged than figureskating.
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>>153429906
Most athletes will move somewhere snowy anyway
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Probably the best event of the Olympics in a vacuum, shame about the judges.
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China's trick was good, but He landed backward.
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Dishonoburu
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>no 1-2-3-4
nipponbros..
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Ayumu...
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i want to start snowboarding again so much
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yabai...
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>>153430014
fs actually has some objectivity to it. all the jumps/elements have a base score + a score for how well they execute it. this is just a bunch of judges going "yeah, that's 93".
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FUARKKKKKKKKK that was insane
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ok lets see if this shit is rigged or not lol
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This aussie does huge air, I'm rooting for him
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Torah bright sounds like shes cumming
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That was nice tbf
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i wish it was clean so we could see a good rating for it i dont think it competes like this
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>>153429978
>>153430003
Bad landing, lost a lot of speed
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WHAT
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how the fuck was that better than the korean run
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Guseli looks brazilian, wasn't sure where he was from until the score but the yellow outfit had me thinking a south american finally made use of the andes
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lol rigged
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>>153429972
Must be too warm. I am not convinced
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>88
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KEK
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>James converted to Judaism sometime before his marriage to Chloe, and confirmed it in an interview on the radio podcast The Red Flags Pod. "We're Jews," said one of the interviewers. James chimed in, "So am I. I actually am; I converted." He later said, "It was important to Chloe and the family, and I value that" as part of his reason behind his conversion.
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>>153430045
Judged events are all very entertaining but also a meme because of said judges
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Why wasn't that scored higher?
>inb4 not japanese
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>89 89 89
>Japan: 85
Why are they allowed a judge again?
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LMAO this shit is a straight rig
Scandalous
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The height and camera angle on Guselis 2nd trick is crazy.
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no fucking way Australia is getting ROBBED today
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>>153430125
This must the year of trying to make snowboarding bigger in Asia
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Rigged as fuck! I believed
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GOLD
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Triple cork looks fancy. Is it super hard to do?
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i don't think this shit is for me
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they expect one of the japs in the wreckage brother-sama
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>>153430171
RIGGED
THEY ROBBED THE JAPANESE
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alessandro is a massive faggot i just cant help it
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>>153430180
nah piece of piss
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>the judges
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my rankings:
>korean dude (good tricks, decent air)
>jap who just went (also good tricks but low air)
>guseli (huge air, not the hardest tricks)
>jap currently in first
>chinese guy
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this dude has autism
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>>153430201
takes too fucking long to drop in
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>>153430204
damn, she's tiny
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>>153430204
my wife
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>>153430204
KAWAII
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>>153430204
cute
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>>153430204
The only webm posted is for the cute asian girl lol
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fooking ell
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>Japanese run
>Japanese judge's score gets crossed out because it's the highest
hmmm
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>10 different pre-drop rituals
This dude
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The American got robbed
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>>153430234
Nadal vibes
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>>153430204
*sees your penis*
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>>153430135
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>>153430234
Just to drop an absolute howler lmao
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>>153430204
waifu
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>>153430234
>pre-run autism
>falls
like clockwork
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scotty james and the jap in 3rd scores were too high. korean and jap in 4th got robbed.
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95
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what if there's a point tie? do the judges rig it so that won't happen?
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>japanese
>does a japan grab
who wrote this shit
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>>153430138
No wonder he's not winning. Pain from having his dick mutilated is ruining his runs.
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hope he gets bonus points for that super steezy late 180 out of the pipe at the very end
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>>153430303
of course
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>>153430306
Why are you thinking about his dick
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>>153430305
BRAVO VINCE
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>>153430138
ngl lad aussies are becoming yank tier when it comes to this Jew stuff
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HOW WAS THAT 92!!?!
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I fell asleep and missed it all
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How is he 90s when he is doings mctwists throwaways for 2 tricks??
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>>153430303
Sudden death
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>gives up run
>92
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how was that a 92 compared to the other runs
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I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
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>>153430327
the fix is in
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I hope these last two actually pull off runs worthy of gold and silver so the previous rigging doesn't actually matter that much
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oof
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Are the judges a bunch of dudes smoking weed?
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>>153430357
Stoner sport
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Fugg that was looking good tho
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i thought he died, that didn't look good at all
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that looked painful
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If Scoty takes gold japan must kys
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>>153430357
Other way around, the stoner dudes would be better judges
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>totsuka fail

owari da...

Aussie would stole our gold.
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>Everybody knew he hadn't enough space the last jump but the rider himself.
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>>153430330
The previous Jap should've gotten a 98 with the same judging.
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>those fingernails
gay
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go on scotty lad
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>>153430389
tanked it
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nah that was gold for sure
oh man
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it's over
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For real american scores add 15 points
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SHORT PIPE

rigged
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C’est fini mes amis …
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Blew it
Get this 31 year old boomer out of here
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>>153430340
lol nope
neither of them should have a medal, never mind gold and silver
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he is pissed
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K W A B
W
A
B
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lol so close
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ran out of pipe...
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round eyes BTFO
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They used to lose speed and do shitter tricks in the end of the pipe.

Now they keep doing the insane spinning shit the whole run :o
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nip saved by italian shit engineering
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>MY VICTORY, MAT-ACK
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YA FUCKING DOG CUNT
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>Italian pipe is too short
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KWAB
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>he had the gold medal in his hands.
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nuke Australia NOW
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Is it good watching this live?
Can you even see more than 1 trick?
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>women's superpipe had such few finished runs that the fuckery of this judging couldn't be properly assessed
i dunno how the korean isn't medaling.
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>>153430428
wtf is a lound eye?
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>no one even attempted an 1800
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what taking a knife to your foreskin and cutting it all the way around does to a motherfucker
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>>153430417
Nah I think those were the best 2 runs, barely. The rigging was behind them.
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>Red boxing gloves, because he fights the half pipe

Is this madcunt for real
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>>153430434
i wanted to make a /sbc/ thread today for snowboard cross but it got flagged as spam because of the results link
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no vb in italy had to settle for birra moretti
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eh?

japan gold...

YATTAAAA!
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>Not even congratulating the japs
what a salty loser
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*kneels*
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Why do they make the half pipe out of ice, I thought this was snowboarding not iceboarding
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>>153430257
Still on the fence here
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>>153430487
I can't spin
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scotty? more like s-cut-ty lmao
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>Makes a whole documentary about wanting to win Gold
>Hurr it won't define me if I don't win it
He was always gonna Shooter McGavin himself.
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>>153430494
they need to water it so it freezes overnight and doesn't melt during the day
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not a real sport, they just do the same jump over and over
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Its over for white boys, Japan is the new king of snowboarding
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Them Oceania fellers do tend to be salty losers
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>>153430234
>>153430263
Were you here for the girl's halfpipe? The American girl would do a 2 minute pre-run ritual and then fell on the first jump every single run. Literally the first jump and literally every single run.
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Scotty James lost his shot at Gold at the last Olympics, when they robbed Hirano, the NBC announcer chimped out live, threatened the judges, and then Hirano did an even better run and then the judges couldn't rob him anymore.
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>>153430494
Because the IOC can't control the weather, can they? They have to make sure the snow doesn't melt if it gets too warm.
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>>153430520
we got gold and silver in the other 2 snowboard discipline (i love eva so much it's unreal)
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>>153430534
how about not holding the winter olympics in fucking italy
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>>153430520
Maybe at fancy tricks but they can't beat an Austrian boomer in a race downhill
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reminder that slopestyle is the true, pure, snowboarding event
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It was fun bros.
See you in slopestyle in few days.

NIPPON ICHI!
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>>153430555
>the american thinks italy is just the Aviano airbase
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>>153430555
Italy made the biggest bid. Blame other countries not wanting it enough.
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Reckon he might actually kill himself
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Tbh Hirano should've been there right around 95, Yamada's best should've been about 88, Korean at 91, Chinese 86-87, Guseli hard to judge but probably 90+ too bc he had more air despite not being 100% clean.
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>>153430487
Lingering pain from his ghost foreskin.
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>>153430601
I can't believe they gave the chink less than 80, I would be fuming if I was him
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>>153430494
Because it's fucking based and looks cool
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>>153430585
turns out i a retard that doesn't know shit about anything and the aviano base is in the north, i meant san vito
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>>153430601
What about Scotty?
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>They even brought Jessica Fox out to give out the medals since they expected an Australian gold
kwab
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>>153430712
who??
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how come the women are so shit at this sport?
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>>153430726
Someone we stole from you.
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>>153430138
>Chloe Faith Strulovitch (born April 11, 1995), known professionally as Chloe Stroll, is a Canadian singer-songwriter.
>Stroll was born in Montreal and grew up there. She claims to have written her first song when she was seven years old.[1] She is the daughter of Canadian billionaire Lawrence Stroll who is part-owner and executive chairman of Aston Martin in addition to being the owner of the Aston Martin Formula One team. Her mother is Belgian fashion designer Claire-Anne Callens.[2][3] She holds both Canadian and Belgian citizenship.

The deeper you get into this chick's Wikipedia page, the more of what you were lead to believe about her previously is revealed to be a lie.
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Because they're qts and we watch anyway
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We can all agree Wang got robbed.
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I want to experience being a medalist bros
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>>153430760
scottys wang got robbed
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>>153430672
Fair score, didn't deserve to win.
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At least Scott stopped the Japanese sweep, no anime for the anime bros now
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>>153430794
kek
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>>153430760
Can someone explain why his final run was scored so low? NBC was on split screen commercial (fucking faggots), so I couldn't hear any explanation from the commentators
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>>153430783
I'm sure you could medal in the paralympics if you put your mind to it!
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Who was that Scotty was consoling
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>>153430138
>>153430749
Oh, it's her. Yeah, would chop off part of the dick for her. She always seemed nice.
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>>153430957
>so I couldn't hear any explanation from the commentators
"He's proud of his run and the score" while he's chimping out at the robbing.
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>>153430957
>>153430120
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>>153430672
>he doesn't know
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>we don't want our ebin sport to turn into a beyblade spinning contest (even though it already is) so we make sure to gatekeep technical competitors
>oh and let's not even be subtle about it and give him a 75 as the last nail in the coffin even though his run was easy medal material
There isn't a SINGLE judging-based sport that isn't gay as fuck
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Australian broadcasters all crying. Hope you're happy Japan.
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I was asleep.

What went wrong for Scottie James? I saw he fell on his final run, but did the japanese still deserve to win?
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>>153431582
Evil nips, I'm here to make your Oz women feel better if they need it
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>>153432113
I have to rewatch it all since I wasn't fully engaged in watching everything, but it did seem like the judges were off. The Korean snowboarder got a score that was too low
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test
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Is there anyway to see the competitors in the slope style next week? Cant really seem to get any competitors to show up when i go on the page

https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/sbd/m/ss
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>>153432113
>What went wrong for Scottie James? I saw he fell on his final run
then you saw when went wrong, he fell on the last trick of his last run that was gold if landed
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>>153435513
Crikey
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On balance, I can live with the robbery cause a lot of other good runs were scored badly.
And we also kinda stole it in the Men's moguls so our 'deserved' Gold tally evens out
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i'm done with following sports i retire with scotty
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>>153436850
>i'm done with following sports i retire with scotty
i've been that way for the last 8 years
the last gen of boxers were the last i followed and since they're champs...i'm done when they retire, which is soon(Usyk, Bivol, Beterbiev)
nothing else excites me...i'm just here shitposting...could give a fuck about anyone in the Olympics



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